Holy shit Holla Forums unironically believes in KEK and Moloch

Holla Forums is right on who the god is. Its supposed to be the god of "primordial darkness and chaos".

touregypt.net/featurestories/kek.htm

Lol chaos gods are crueler to their worshippers

I think this is pretty much confirmed, considering that we saw Spencer get punched in the face right after mentioning Kek.

Not really news, though is it?

One big problem I've seen consistently in conspiracy theory culture is this insistence on Satan. Like hip-hop's idea of the illuminati fucking revolved around it, and it was annoying seeing that become this big thing when I'd been a conspiracy theorist years before and the illuminati had more to do with Christians than anything. Like, I think people have been raped at Bohemian Grove - but Alex Jones has a louder voice than me, and he makes it all about fucking Moloch and devil worship. Goddamnit, man, they couldn't have had a better moron sneak onto their property.

And this goes through all of it. The Omaha Nebraska controversy? It can't just be sex trafficking bastard elites, it has to be SPOOKY SATAN, and one way or another it always goes directly to the White House. Not that I don't think some of these go that high - but not fucking all of them. A rich guy doesn't need the damn president to allow him to get away with evil shit.

Kek confirms that Spencer was targeted by him

called it

Shi n Megami Tensei title featuring Holla Forums mythology and Stirner when?

if dubs then kek is real and leftypol will bow to Moloch for all eternity

Welp, anyone got a spare invite to the Bohemian Grove?

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well shit

wew

wtf i'm a fascist now

Why do we keep haveing Holla Forums threads?

Who cares about them…

topfuckingkek

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/118732380#p118737820

hurrdurr RARE

youtube.com/watch?v=3NqG2lAojNQ

I think a large portion of Holla Forums are schizotypal

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when you act like a idiot you attract real idiots

Wishy-washy dumbasses

This is your brain on idealism

there is considerable hatred of christianity on the right wing and a large number of Holla Forumsyps reject all "semitic religions"

Which is hilarious since in the early days the Alt-Right were branding themselves as saviors of Christianity and its values.

The alt-right is left-opportunism taken to its spectacular logical conclusion

lol

I can't handle all these repeating digits

Well its opportunism, isn't it.

Opportunism can be either left or right in character.

oh shit my dude

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KEK

Left-tards BTFO once again

why are you cunts so salty about everything always?

Fug

The whole "Kek" thing is a Duginist psyop.

shit Holla Forums they're onto us

Taking this opportunity to post one of Holla Forums's greatest smash hits to date

youtube.com/watch?v=5gOx3j_hkwI

Morayku is TRS, he's not /your guy/.

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end yourself OP, sage in all fields

Hahahaha fuck you Holla Forums

Since when do we like traps?

It's not a big deal tbh.

You are surprised a bunch of people who think a secret cabal of Jews runs the world and is behind everything they don't like …happens to also believe in a pagan gos that somehow decided to support the cause of pseudo neo Nazi basement dwellers? Delusion is delusion

traps are gay hth

Flag adds up.

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Why do gay guys always insist on this?

youtube.com/watch?v=br-Gh4B7d8A

What if it had all spooks instead (although the idea I had was based more on The House of the Dead)

The old gods will materialize by 2020 and the Kali Yuga will come to an end and there is nothing you materialist reductionist cucks can do about it.

traps confirmed not gay.

Our god brings winning and only requires repeating digits, yours brings nothing but loss after loss and needs regular child sacrifices at the basement of Comet Ping Pong.

It makes more sense when you realize the more common spelling is "Kuk"

Because they aren't autists with a stick up their ass (I'm talking about 4/pol/ btw, 8/pol/ is a boring torture chamber like this place) and fun allowed.
Even your troops are deserting you, /leftypoz/:

youtube.com/watch?v=SwK8Y7v49S0

topical, how do you guys stay so current?

Sadly the digits weren't on your side.

Welp better chuck out all that theory and embrace retarded ideologies that can only function via the use of repeating digits.

Kek is our God and Pepe is his prophet.
(We also have a bunch of minor entities such as Ebola chan and Winter chan etc.)

Also check em
Shadilay

And yet his worshippers get punished by getting punched, humiliated or embarrassing themselves.

Really makes ya think.

Hmmmm

It's punishment for saying the name of thy frog in vain.

So Kek isn't a right wing entity? No shit. Chaos doesn't care about the sides it takes, so long as there is chaos.

Excellent strategy

kek is a harbinger of chaos we shall always praise him

we worship death and destruction

PRAISE KEK
INTO THE TRASH YOU GO
SHADILAY

And some of those shitty ones like Ammit and Reita? Christ you guys need a wakeup call

user, I…

Except when it happens to whites.

Our Lord Kek the beginning of creation the swirling potential in the primordial dankness; Kek also is filled with humor like many other trickster/chaos gods. We small band of faithful hath awakened an ancient God; he heard our memes and opened his omniscient eye and blessed the chosen as meme magicians.
For precisely the reasons you'd deride us are why we of faith were chosen.

As for me and my board - we stand with Kek.

Its hilarious because we all know that's bullshit.
You worship a bunch of hot anime girls and then worship a literal sand nigger god.
Have fun.

And Holla Forums regains control via dubs again.

you do not understand we worship kek we will always worship kek

people attempt to use kek opportunistically for their political goals but they are heretics and revisionists

You're a retard

lol

Worship these

kek shall be praised

I at the very least am happy that all of these people have no futures whatsoever in the world they constantly the taint of for giving them nothing

So you're expecting something bad to happen to you? WEW

2 years ago you where not worshipping kek.
You where worshipping anime girls with large breasts, or anime boys with small dicks.

You have never had sex.

You have never had a job

You don't go to college

Your parents don't love you

Nobody will ever love you

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And that's why you're the way you are

praise kek

no

So I can get punched by a resurrected shit eating cuck? No thanks

Praise Actual Theory and analysis of the world around us.

kek shall be praised right now

Praise the rain god for making me have more money than you and a seemingly stable retirement.

Frogs deserve to be food

See come with us. Kek be praised even an ignorant white degenerate virtue signaling vapid cunt can be saved if it be the will of Kek.

However that "nigger sand god" post was offensive and silly as ruling Egyptians were not SSAs.

In all honesty Kek is not purely a WN god, but it's not surprising leftypol actually is racist and assumes this.
All your lefty dreams are crumbling to dust. Trump, Brexit, the revelations of leak after leak; your lil EU is dying as people long to regain self determination and national sovereignty. We watch, well pleased and are drunk on your tears.

Dude if you pay me I'll eat kek

See

I think your God is telling you something

How many cultures on earth eat frogs

a lot

kek is growing stronger by the day he will materialize by 2020 physically and there is nothing you can do

Almost all amphibians are facing mass extinction this century.

pffffbbbbffffbttt

the arrogant sound of a puckering anus flatulating

Why do you faggots speak like you're from D and D? It's really cringey, aside from your political illiteracy.

Also you do realise the far right lost in the Netherlands, right?

Brexit was leftist, Trump backstabbed you, Kek was made by sand niggers. I don't even believe sand niggers are an actual thing since race isn't a real thing but it'll trigger you

kek grows stronger

I mean I am in a university

More people on Holla Forums become unemployable

Sure he is

This is the new god praise Dustin

You guys are cute as fuck.

Dustin is growing stronger

indeed praise kek

he will physically manifest in times square in 2020 and there is nothing you can do

praise kek

You can stop now

You mispelled Dustin

Actually, there is something i can do.
Laugh at you because this is the best free entertainment since He Will Not Divide us.

No he won't

digits don't apply on a slow board like leftycuck where you can time them learn basic hermeneutics

Kek is telling you something

Do you know what will physically manifest on times square in 2020

my ass mooning everyone.

So I become kek because Im the center of attention and theres no frog

Hmmm looks like Kek is on my side. You lose

Kek is telling you that you are a zero with no future

BTFO

How did /x/ and Holla Forums manage to fart together the idea of how gods work in the elder scrolls games

why do you always break into talking about your disgusting body or being paid to eat disgusting animals?

weirdo

praise kek

If dubs you leave

I'm not paying to eat you lol.

Don't kid yourself

OH SHIT

Actually, its more litterally 40k.

Commies are the true blessed here.

GOOODBYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE STORMFAG

please read basic hermeneutics and spirit cooking oil

kek will manifest in 2020 and there is NOTHING you can do

The idea of "if you believe in something hard enough it becomes real" is a common trope in fantasy.

It's also what parents tell their children about santa claus

Prove it.
Seriouslly, i want to hear why you think this.

Replace Kek with Santa Claus and tell me how old you are

it probably helps that I used to be a right winger
that and I use a pepe for my avatar

Santa Claus grows more powerful the more people believe in him

it's happening all around you the old gods are awakening

the only old god awakening around here is the spectre of communism.

and my boner

You think theyd throw you a bone and have your future actually matter to anyone at all

Behold! The ignorant children bewildered by a world they know not. See their tears overflow like the Nile in the rainy seasons.
Verily verily I say unto you their anger pleases our God and fuels our memes; let them project insecurities and lash out impotently with rhetoric as flaccid as their dongles - it matters not, simply smile and say Shadilay.

I mean at least Santa Claus gives kids presents

every day chaos will increase and kek shall physically manifest in 2020

heh

Except he's not, because judging by your own logic, repeating digits mean nothing here. You can shill for your God but nothing will come of it

Frog and Toad Are Friends was more entertaining

And a comfy shadilay unto you

Every day Dustin will increase and Dustin will physically manifest in 2020

Check these and fuck off

MEIN GOTT

Dude what if I just shoot the dumb frog

kek grows stronger by the day you cannot deny

2020 physical manifestation

Your sewer toad just told you to fuk on out of here buddy

p r o v e
i t

kek will manifest and there is nothing you can do

Check these and fuck off

Tried again

There we go.

You know whats real?

Sex

You know whats not manifesting in 2020

You having sex

Do you know what else is real

Jobs

Guess whos going to be unemployed

Frogs aren't going to fix your life. You're fucked.

the chaos god is awakening and kek continues to grow stronger

it's true it's true

See ask and he shall receive. Where two are gathered he is there. You are on holy ground remove thine shoes.
What will it take to show ye the power. It lays before your very feet. Seek redemption.

tfw the commies are the only ones capable of good dubs>>1531454

*farts*

*farts loudly*

ew get your fetish out of here

*farts all over your frog friend*

I feel my IBS acting up, is that kek

The only thing gathering is the Tumors of cancer growing from your post

lmao i'm not Holla Forums

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Yet it's the leftists who are getting most of the repeating digits

Rly makes you think

In 2020 Steven Seagal will kick kek out of existence in France and you can't really prove otherwise

Woooooow, I thought this was LEFTYpol, not /Capitalismrockspol/. :^)

The only one with inferior genetics is you m8

Kek is inferior genetics causing irritable bowel syndrome?

Should we make Steven Seagal our new pagan god?

Dubs confirm.

Stop trying.

Kek got a lot of enemies

We already have done something.

Check

Kek is going to back stab you and humiliate you first Chance he gets this thread is proof of this

You should all go burn in hell.

Kek is no match for Steven Seagal

He's gonna snatch your birthday after he snatches your toothbrush

Warhammer 40k is dumb as fuck

And it was de-established by Steven Segal.

He can step on a frog, it's no big deal.

Yet he defeated kek, this proves that humanity is stronger then gods. Truly, he is a figure worth worship.

Lol look at how angry you are. Do you feel in control?
Enjoy your crushing student debt. Sorry boinie couldn't give you free everything.
Funny you keep going on about sex.
Tsk tsk
I'm married
I'm self employed
Plenty of sex don't worry bout that.
Own my home
Drive a black convertible Porsche Boxster
I'm doing ok.
Good luck defining yourself through hatred . See if you can monetize that.
Shadilay

I'm sipping gin and I feel in control.

He is OUR horrible meme! our Steven is the Steven that will pierce the pantheons and bust on right through to Kek!

It's twitter, where people go who actually have friends, or pretend to have friends at the very least.

Damn what a good joke, it has all these angles to it

Get your revisionist bullshit out of here. Kek is no match for comrade Segal

yet he conquers gods, a human to aspire to.

I bet you wear glasses

Bit early to be turnt up. Degenerate.

Kek, I'm sure that's why you're shitposting on Holla Forums at an early morning on a Friday.

BTFO

I'm not sure what would be sadder - a 30-40yo man browsing leftypol to yell at leftists in a grammar-less screed or a dude pretending to be a 30-40yo man browsing leftypol to yell at leftists in a grammarless screed. Either way, the word for your kind is "pathetic".

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Fuck it, mask off

What if kek doesn't exist

Segal beats Kek

Trips of truth.

Pwned hard

Holla Forums btfo

I just killed kek so I must be a goddess

>>>Holla Forums BTFO

Comrade Segal beats Kek. He will snatch that mother fuckers birthday

Ok so you're retarded then. Cultural Marxism isn't real, just like your God.

I just pooped on kek dude hahahahaha

excuse me while i bend over your waifu and make her a communal management AI with my dick.

Dubs confirm

You have a lot of issues.

He cant stop pulling things out of his ass can he?

A weak flesh bag who just BTFO of your non existent God

=-WEW LAD==

No he won't

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Leftists prove only we can get the trips.

You're not the one with repeating digits that pretty much BTFO OF your non God

Also see>>1531555

REEE IM NOT Holla Forums
i was saying only leftists can get trips

Steven Segal BTFO your shitty non existent God. Stop trying

stupid leftcucks are autistic genetic defectives who can't even read

Yahweh will not help you neither will Jewish kabbalah (marxism)

Who ordered the projector

we don't believe in any religion you fucking sperge.

Convert to Marxist- Segalinism

Our dubs have confirmed that Kek will loose to Comrade Segal

Segalian Sorelianism is the dominant epoch-mythos of peace

We're 100% harmless, why are you looking to fight us? We just want to peacefully pray the general strike into existence, you don't have to verbally abuse us like that fampai

Marxist Segalinism must be upheld

Bit early to be turnt up. Degenerate.

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Just a heads up, if kek moves in here I'm coming too.

Yes lets go faster together brother ;)

Pepe is a normie meme

Pepe belongs to Nazi

Can't wait til we [Adult Swim] famalamadesu

Why do I keep seeing pepe memes on normie book then?

because it is part of the plan.

and we're crashing the plane with no survivors!!!

Holla Forums accepts that the youth is the future. Speak to them in their words with just a few of your own slipped in. 4/pol/ now has over 100,000 active posters. But I'm telling you too much.

fuck up you dumb cunt.

Alright sure thing buddy

In this thread Holla Forums tries to meme.

He's a big guy.

UUUU

Kek mit uns

Shadilay. Death to the Eternal Cuck.

If KEK is real then these will be dubs. Otherwise its just a retarded ideology.

PRAISE MOLOCH

DEATH TO KEK THE FAKE GOD

not surprising at all

ha, normalfags.

All I see is somebody have a seizure over a joke that got old in 2013

You're right people who obsess over internet jokes that have been dead for four years tend not to have sex or be succecful in life

The internet died when popularity of a joke became a status symbol

The reddit twelve year olds have taken over the asylum tbh

All the little fucking boys we used to choke laughing at pretending they were adults all along

An aut-right "intellectual" made a fairly well-written (yet still completely insane) analysis of KEKism:

atlanticcenturion.wordpress.com/2016/08/14/esoteric-kekism-or-kek-as-a-bodhisattva-of-racial-enlightenment/

If more then Twenty people are in on a joke it no longer becomes relevant because it has no market value

You can't make something funny again and again, just annoying.

There has been nothing this frog has done that's been good at all since around 2011. Six fucking years

Give it a God damn rest and get funnier Holla Forums. For all you say we can't create content you are a literal fucking waste treatment plant of humor.

No wonder you say shit is all yours, you know how old it is and how much it stinks, just like your yellow semen stained whitie tighties your mother has to wash

This is as fairly good as herpes

Like what kind of accomplishment is "hey guys kek as seen on tv!!!"

Your ass used to be laughed the fuck out and called pathetic for wanting anything near that

You are the literal shitspawn post 1993 high school students we all mocked

Oh wow would you look at that kek agrees he needs the old yeller treatment

Hoochie is one of the best tripfags on the imageboards when it comes to shitposting

No I'm not.

This is probably the only thing I've ever agreed on Hoochie with - all these meme loving faggots are exactly the same kind of redditor posers who were ruthlessly mocked and hated a decade ago.

Then at least on Holla Forums

I came here to laugh at you Holla Forums and praise Kek.

KEK KILL ALL THE KOMMUNISTS!

Neo-sincerity

(checked)

Praise Kek, Sieg Hiel! We prepare the way for He who is to come! BLOOOODSHED!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

What you don't believe in Keek? How could you user? He is our one true savior.

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