Nice to meetcha, burd

What happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=-6CAJPx30FQ

I sent you it on discord.

I just wanna clean myself

im about to throw you down a well to get you bathed

go

oh dude what was up with irish

Eva was the fucking Steve of the animus cunt.

Go ahead and use the word pseudo like you know what you're talking about though.

I'm not kitten

here we go

bbl

ducky? what do you mean?

goodbye gf

...

it's like irish and cuppers are like woe is me i am drinking my woes away

why?

HOW DARE YOU ASK

MY DESTRUCTION IS MY P

thank you so much

hey i get it

maybe i should too?

you're not a puppy either?

you don't have to feel sad constantly to have sorrows and woes that alcohol can help in pushing away.

...

Thank god I helped make Spoliers rage quit

...

Don't flatter yourself. You reek of slowness.

No problem

We can shower together !

I'll wash your back if you wash mine

eh sorry about that

sometimes truth is needed

Heaven forbid someone actually work.

no
that's what ur gf is for!
:3

gonna be real w/you

people only like you because you're really good at making a fool out of yourself and its funny as shit

so you might not wanna stick around

...

I don't have gf

Everyone I love hates me

I can't really help that unfortunately

at least i dont hate you

don't sell yourself short, there's tons more people who hate you than that. buck up, champ.

still waitting for that kyle colbert tiny

:c
when will ur riches make u more availible?

afdsg

How can you say you don't hate me when you won't even shower with me?

You must not like me a lot

I'm sure they are less than me.

because i'm not ur gf

Clearly not.
Their laughs and mockeries are ones of glowing praise.

Haven't you seen anime? They always shower together !

because onsens are normal in japan tho...

It's a sign.

Basically never, this is what you got

jump into the harambe pit my dude

Do that with me

sorry i have a unhealthy fascination with bobby brown

*grabs*

okay... u_u
at least i have that much.

we aren't in japan
and you'd be on the boys side of the wall!

Me on the left luka on the right

thx for the #realtalk homie. I am a legit better person than those years ago and magnitudes smarter. I met people better than me. That really helped.

I wanna be on the girls side though.... ;~;

prove it by leaving

Impossible.

I yam what I yam

...

people are so annoying

you can't fight sia

I honestly cannot discern the differences between Kanra and SteveAn anymore.

neko pls respnse

♥

yeah! because she looks pretty~

Neko respond to me and then look smugly at tp

...

how wil u do it?

i want sweet potatos and the little orange dip that goes with it!

kanra was trash compared to based steve

problem solved

grim on the left Ban on the right

I'll be ur yams gurl ;)

why not just respond to the post I made

Narutos sexy jitsu

fuckin ass a rolla

it was a ways up there

:o
wat

kage no bunshin

road roller?

say acerola on vocaroo

lazy

kanra dropped out of college and spit a lot of fake psych shit. no one liked him

Ouch.

That's what I thought.

If I had MASSIVE tits would you grab them ?

neko neko chan, how big is your folder of the strawberry marshmallow girl?

Kanra is still one of my favorite people here.

I would

same

i am so sorry

Exactly what it sounds like. I'm actually going to bed tho because this week has been super tiring and I need to sleep for like 15 hours

...

His and Loco's fedora tipping contests are fairly entertaining to watch at least.

Malpighia emarginata Barbados Cherry?

not really? why would i? :\

*hugs tight*
sleep well colby~
hopefully u wake up to thread and me

big tiddy is primo

????????????????????????

I have 4338 of Miu and 3080 of Chika

I got to know him much better under his Leon days.
He retains that personality with me so we became fond of each other.

I should talk to him more.

Friendzoned again

eyyyy
sir
roll ah

yes you are clueless

no?

ASS
UH

ROLLA

eww

Where is that kid

goodness.

So you would GRAB THEM!??!?!

He's just one of the types that is a paper thin facade about to implode with insecurity.

what for? to check for breast cancer lumps?

yeah I can't wait to crop them all

...

You can use that as an excuse.

hey fps man

im not lewd

i kinda love ghost face

Its pure, don't worry.

hi

yuri~ is always pure.

what is?

not u
ur the angry drunk

...

i spit truth

luka post coinslot

Its 100% pure yuri

eh i quit

kyle start a tiny with us and based grim

...

who?

k
?

youtu.be/Wn7RE8zycJQ?list=RDWn7RE8zycJQ

...

u

...

I'm dating a couple right now, a boy and a girl.

o wow

...

girl's cute as fug and boy is cool as fug

i don't know what i want for Christmas

...

All I want for Christmasssss is UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

i don't like moonman
but i do like (some) vapor wave at least
:)

me too?

w o w

so sad

post asshole.

they wont let me link like the best albums

All you want is yourself?

Wow

I'm destroyed right now...

...

Meow.

Happy weekend~

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

hey

yoyo

Ye boiiiiii

Sup Teeps. Feeling better?

Hihi Grommles~

whas i feeling bad?

i am 100 percent

...

/squish

I used to always post this.

no!
i didn't mean that....

lol

Oh, maybe it was a couple Fridays ago at this point but you said you had a cold.

No.

What's up?

What did U mean ?

wow ok

rekt

me being sick is so rare

i actually took a half sick day the other week

i think i killed it

i have a half ounce of weed

oh, nice

My folder is so big right now.

how many pics of aesop rock tho

IM GIVIN UP

ON TRYING

TO SELL YOU SOMETHING

YOU AINT BUYIN

youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY&index=8&list=RDWn7RE8zycJQ

you are a known liar

sorry

Pfft, I'm not some kind of loser conformist like you-gara.

was that at me

I hope that's at me so I can keep giggling

yea

hmm?

Why not just like cut to the chase and actually tell me what you're trying to sell me tho?

Just spam laughing British dudes to make it more poignant.

i dont even know anymore...

squishus

grim is too stupid to realize when people make fun of him

I love the laughing British dude

I'm only interested in real life squishus.

you realize whenever you enter thread the joke begins

e squishus lead to real ones

this whole thing needs a start over

I WILL GUIDE YOU !

yes i never post so i call you a fag

I doubt it.

you're here
just as user
its p obvi

when grim and then start throwing their weight around

it gets real

*shrug*

grim why do you use *s

are you a girl or a roleplay faggot?

I mean like just tell me what you want already tho. you've been at this for like 3 years now lmao

Get back here bitch and do what you were told.

I just ate SO MUCH food. And, I look bomb asf.

-shrug-

lol this nig

It would be easier for you if you went Bisexual Grim.

...

Round here, we don't talk to pigs, we eat 'em.

you do realize heteros laugh at this right?

yay!

:3c

I dont give a fuck bro

I'm gonna go shower now

like hey man if you wanna shrug you gotta shrug

seems really fucking gay

I say we're pretty chill
sometimes theres friction
otherwise I'd like to stay a good friend

♥
ok

friends dont squish

I need a butt buddy

so friends with benefits?

well I've made welma do some kinky shit for me more than once

omg shut up!

here is a story

sqish used to hate me but eventually he learned how to read and started to like me

grim is a pee on

...

in person?

...

...

...

...

HEY KIRBY!

hyperfuck

pero pero!

took you long enough
im about to pass out

Where the hell does Grim get all of these bird videos I'm actually crying

you wish

oh hey piggy

Cooki?

you ruined it by asking

go back to like that place where you think others want to see you reply

hi!

and yes.

you're the one that wants a butt buddy ;)

hey i only took... 3 hours

did you get that part?

what were you doing in there hmmm?

you really really want elmers butt

It would be hyperfucked* then in that case, dumb-dumb.

HEH

for what?

ok

Heh as in "you're totes right tho"

pfft just admit it and maybe we can chill

conditioning thoroughly c:
are you Vy now

i thought you auditioned for something

netflix and chill?

as long as it's not anime

wait why are you going mega user to see what's up

fukkin lameo

I'm severely mentally exhausted
please do not take advantage of me

Likely story.

um sorry you delicate flower

...

I am drink as shit, don't judge

yeah but for posts like these i have connections all over the world

...

it's cool fish

no one likes you anyways

i kinda feel a little bad for fish though

you are ice cold, tp
lol

Why tho, I'm a shit person tbh

it felt wrong immediately

Has Grim accepted our lord and savior the penis?

you really are a shit person

he talks to the transitioned males a ton

so yes

...

...

This is a safe zone, friend.

...

i used to think based grim was straight tbh

but then he exclusively chatted with transgendered

like he only talked to transgendered

i don't like calling people gay

but Grim is 100 percent gay as fuck

100% accurate

sorry grim it felt good written

Insomnia is truly one of the worst punishments for being a dirty heathen

...

...

you are an attention whore

yes

Honestly Grim it's not even that bad

When they suck your dick they can't talk so you dont have to hear their fake ass "girl" voice

So you pretty much just face fuck them til you feel comfortable to cum inside his mouth
Just be sure to remind your self its a guy when doing so

SOTO NO

soto even rails grim and he took off his socks

wow

that was a bro move thoug

kinda weird and gay too

elmers i have a half ounce for the rest of the year

like you're down to blaze if you want

...

YAMEROOOOOOOOO

Like have you ever been to a con before yopu spend 90% of the day walking and drinking
It gets exhausting

Grim got to the room and passed out. I helped a nigga out and took off his shoes since that feels so godly especially since it was like hot as shit at the time

^W^

...

...

It is not gay if the hormones render the penis useless.

OH NOOOOOOO
SOTO WHY U SPREADIN RUMORS

yftkgjlk;ljk'jl'
jkl'

It just dangles there uselessly

this is true

Oops I didnt mean to post that
fucking filenames and VLC cones

...

I kno meedi-Yo I'm at Soto's house like su- like Aha ha IM TOO DRUNK

I GOT WORK IN LIKE 4 HRS

Gotta love how unintelligible Manny gets when he's drunk

I am merely but a broken human being trying to figure out how to live after a childhood of isolation and abuse

it's kinda sad when people rely on others to make jokes

gambatte!

It is really nice when the people themselves are the joke and you are spared the effort, though.

and no one fucking cares

you are one poster that if you died

literally no one would care

we all find you as a try hard

...

Fucking ruined myself

You can't ruin something that's broken/useless already

...

i can'r link rhw good stuff

But can you type ?

TPls

...

Do you think you're fucking cute ?

Some people believe so.

Ban shut up already
No one cares

Also TP that isn't Pinback you fucking pleb

oh did someone say he was quicking or something

Name one.

Starshine.

Why does she only have four toes per foot?

lets take a minute to appreciate loro

Maybe they are related to yordles.

Darwin how much of a furry are you anyways?

Or like do you only have like a smurf fetish or whatever

Concrete Seconds is nice too

Do yordles canonically only have four digits?

They don't count.

I am as furry as Grim is gay.

Yes.

EMMA THINKS SO TOO

i think tripoli is my fave

Name someone whos not part of your harem of whores.

Neru.

When you keep adding exceptions you kinda lose all the potential leverage

You're naming like everyone.

...

we have darwin asking neru for advise

hope it's going to happen later

What?

Do you need some help getting back?

oh i just like darbear being in the background

You're drunk

i don't see the problem

No
Stop linking
All blankposting is better

Its not helping you read posts.

Post 3D Anna Kendrick to complement my 2D Anna Kendrick.

anna kendrick won a grammy

what are you implying

She voiced this thing.

Hes implying that shes 3 and looks like a troll.

don't take that shit from him TP

CALM DOWN

Ruin him

i have seeen both pitch perfect movies at least a dozen time

anna kendrick was actually really based in a movie with george cloonie

air up there or someting

what is that

Up in the Air

IM FUUUUUUCKED UPPP DAAAWG

Troll Anna Kendrick.

...

did you see that one?

she is one of my favorite actresses i would never troll her

why do I

No, but I like her, so I will eventually.

keep doing this to myself

Pretty sure I know that Jhin

it's a good watch

...

Oh, wait. I did watch Up in the Air. That was the last good movie Jason Reitman made.

with cloony right?

Pretty sure that Jhin is one of my faggot friends.

good

gn

Get ruined

I hope it feels good inside you

Just stop playing League and the problem is solved.

Yeah, the one where he plays a sophisticated yet cynical workaholic who charms women.

Or just never lose

LIKE ME

grim couldn't even quick threads

how is he going to quit league

i heard that grim is not that good at league and people just kinda keep him around to be polite

that movie is great

anyone wo relies on a contact or game

is sad

People only play league with me because they feel bad for me, TP :(

I used to do that with some people until they felt entitled to be invited to every game.

sorry i dont like how dead these zobies are

when you started playing LoL

the threads died

ALL
YOUR
FAULT

They died when people followed badfox to /aneki/ Why the fuck would anyone do that?

it turned out that shitfox was fright though

smiles is one of those sex addicts that pretends to be born again

Name names.

right*

for the record i always new that shitfox and smiles were sluts

erin and her drugs and friends were the ones who insisted on changing boards

erin then proved himself to be a fucking joke

I was informing people about this before any of that occurred. No one took it at face value because "she's a gril irl"

Nine.

Was that the one my boyfriend kept doing drugs with ?

Yes.

oh i definitely was saying it

ok so if shitfox got obsessed with her she is a tra[

and she like cybered 100+ people in pony threads

i was like why are you letting a whore from ponychan influence your board

You can get away with a lot of transgressions if simply end your sentences with "love."

but then thankfully beebob is admin now

not electic

he will never allow another election either

cause this is his dream

I remember being not okay with that.

Not fixing that.

Good times

I remember "Nemo" was a thing too

smiles didn't even claimt to be transgendered

i guess she kept her shit secret cause she was the slut everyone knew she was

How do you get bags that big under your eyes?

...

and then based tsuchi of all people fucked her

Not you.

Oh shit I accidentally Ctrl-V'd the shit up

Thats what Im saying dude
Drugs and HRT will fuck your shit up mang

Sop fucking lol when I found out

Member when Lexi started posting here because no one knew shes wasn't a real girl ?

I remember ruining that

it's just really satifying calling out a piece of shit like smiles

i always knew her dumb slut ass was fuck of shit

I said that when we were still in 4chan. People will hold on to the version that suits their needs.

Yes me, is that why you don't play with me anymore?
I see how it is

But she found Jesus TP.

I have not even been playing.

Yes I know, go find neru I want to battle her into submission.

Needy lil cunt

Smack him down already and tell him you don't wanna play with him.

Who was this btw?

I think it might have been Orion or if not that one furry poster who posted feet pics and him with a paddle or some shit
Help me out here Darwin
This was a while back

people were enamoured by her slutness

AND FORGOT HOW SHE LITERALLY CYBERED EVERYONE ON PONYCHAN

TSUCHI

GOTTA GIVE PROPS TO BASED TSUCI FOR STICKING HIS DICK IN CRAZY

He was some skinny white kid

Who knows

I didnt know he had it in him

Sticking his dick in whatever he can*

Seems she is asleep.

TSUCHI FUCKED SMILES IRL

HELL I WOULD HAVE SHE IS THICK

When you think someone has a princess leia haircut and its actually a tumor.

I don't think that happened

This version of events is more amusing.

Oh I thought this was just all online?

No fucking wayu they fucked irl

IT DEFINITELY DID

Pretty sure they live on the opposite sides of the US

YEP HE DID

ASK TSUCHI

NOPE TSUCHI AND SMILES FUCKED

HARD

They are both from Texas.

they spoke on skype a few times.

Hrm.

how is this news that smiles fucked tsuchi irl

they were flaunting it

Yo TP, real talk

Like lets lets say your friend wants to get with some "chick" but this chick really wants your dick

But you are like super cool with your homie so you wouldnt do that to him cause he seems to really like her to the point where he is providing her somewhere to live for free

Im pretty sure the chick would get kinda butthurt if I tell her I wont do shit to her cause Ian really lieks her

youtube.com/watch?v=uuTEM93woSw

shortly after smiles was called out as being the horrible person i knew "she" was

wait screatch that last part

didn't read seemed gay

I will have to beat myself into submission instead then.

ITS ABOUT IRL POSTER DRAMA YOU FUCKING FAT WHITE SACK OF SHIT

sorry im a little tired and already ruined that guy

Oh, you are starting HRT?

...

...

When people ask to play ranked with me I just tell them no.

Ian liked Louise. :^)

oh god not a nother dude being like i have emotions that were drug given to me

honestly all traps should be killed

I barely started drinking at like 12:30 cause I slept all afternoon and my sleep schedule is all fucked

I found a brand new bottle of UV in the garage and like cracked it open then rmeembered why no one touched it
This shit tastes liek antifreeze

6 shots l;ater it aint too bad

Not until next week, insurance issues.
Will you tell me I look pretty even mid transition?

...

traps are not normal

there is no reason to except these genetric rejects

CHEERS

Yes, do not except them.

ecksdee

Thats how I feel but if I say that all the time then I realize how easy they are so Im like "I guess"

that would be discrimination

I can lie if you want.

Just pretend you think they are real girls so you can get into their pants.

DO not, I know I will never be pretty and prefer to batter myself over the head with it.

Grim was being lampooned earlier for that.

honeslty a bullet to the temple would save traps all the triggering

they will most likely try to kill themselves anyways

traps are not normal

they have dangerous personality disorders

it would be better to just exterminated all of tem

Spares me the effort.

Is that image an Oldboy allusion?

oh wow

Wasn't I one how the people doing that?

He clearly has a crush on Elma but lies to himself about it.

You fool

It's possible, that artist is korean.

how = of

I pay little attention to most things occurring here.

what

I hate those. Their moonrunes are inferior to the chinamen's.

i only post when darwin does

Yes, but them draw the most positively adorable self harming fishdogs.

You paid enough attention to know what was happening though.

Now i'm being lectured by a drunkard.

...

what rank are you?

sucks

he is shady but he makes me feel good

It was the most recent chain of events when I opened the thread.

I saw enough of that in high school. I am quite inured to them.

darbear can i ask you a real q?

Highschool in the 50s must have been way different than now, I did not have that experience.

THAT YORDLE HAS FIVE FINGERS PER HAND

Will you accept a mendacious answer?

Not everyone trying to feed Luka Cummies?

Diamond

Does he make your tummy feel funny?

sure

do you like me?

We were taught to duck and cover.

I think she does not have thumbs.

TP x DARWIN

OTP ?

Then what sorcery does she use to hold the apple?

Yes.

the fake name you gave me says you are unranked though

Thats my Smurf and I like only play Jinx on it.

She carries a cannon twice her size. I am sure she can manage to hold an apple without thumbs somehow.

thanks darwin i like you too

shit link

If you want I can add you and show off my badges.

I'm surprised Licky isn't crying over Darwin for once

Good job fam

People got mad at me for that even though I dindu nuffin.

sure i guess

Give me your name.

Lets talk shit behind his back again for the lulz

You did plenty, though I enjoyed it immensely.

...

vyvlee

...

...

I wish Ban was as relevant as us

poor guy

w

What do you expect me to talk with YOU ?

most people forget tat you are a think ban

no offense

You wanna try running that past me one more time big guy?

no tanks it's hard enoug runny one person

This fucking newfag doesn't even know about the shitposting lifestyle

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

stuck

i dig your elo

i heard that test and kyle gayed out

Fair enough.

It was nothing.

dude i got my cats always whining for better food. it's horrible

Give your pussies what they want.

TP POST CATS

...

i dont have any pictures on this computer

git fucking gud

...

they kinda know i'm drunk when i'm walking around trying to take pictures

yeah this

THEY KNOW

They are all judging you. "Fucking Phil forgot to feed us again."

playing with one of my kittens paws is one of my favorite things. cause like his arms are all mess up

oh my

...

I honestly thought of you as more of a Thomas or Christopher

...

test is the chirstopher

such a christopher

my brother is christopher

Your relationship is going the next level.

are you ready ?

...

I was so close fuuuuu

darwin only likes other males half his age

i am ready thoug

you almost nailed it

Fake it until you make it.

Do you have an idea for a first date?

...

yo vylee who are you again? i totally blacked out lol

3 fat ass lines of coke
Then the bar and the club obvs

Oh then we rent a room and you figure out what happens afterwards

So I told my coworker why I was in the hospital and I had to tell her like three times that I wasn't offended she asked
Also I delivered a sandwich to the psych ward they sent me to

soto i have a half ounce of weed

Ban says I'm her girlfriend

I'm gonna go on a date with Soto and leave after I get free drugs.

what did you say before though i cant even remeber

i dated ban on a fateful february 14th one year

Well you better git gud at trading up or you'll never have three fat lines of coke

i did coke a few times

wasn't impressed

hey babe feeling alright?

You are missing out on free drinks if you leave that early

Dont get me wrong I love weed but its not really a thing to go out and have fun with ya know
Its more of a recovery drug

Uppers are tanoshii

post nudes

BOI

You need to try the good shit
I get my shit from Santa Barbara
Its fucking legit

I have plenty.

I've been better
I threw up a couple times earlier but I think I just ate too fast
But now I feel sick
Otherwise it was a fun day, I watched movies and cuddled a friend

I got a sweater thing that makes my boobs look nice but I'm all cozy in bed

oh for sure

no were in my mind did i plan on going outside when i bought this much wwed

you don't have like normal digestive issues now do you?

Nope, still can't properly do that whole "food"s thing

Still would be worth to see you do a line thats more than your supposed to and watch you react to the drip

Would be lulz af

post sweater

You crossfaded af or what?

i don't know why i like being nice and helpful to revy now. i used to be such a dick to her. i can't explain it

Cozy AF right now sorry

'cause
why not be nice to her? :p

Doesn't seem worth the drive.

that sounds irritating. you most likely have a lower intestinal problem

yeah dude i'm like too high to get more beer

my man at the store will just have to get smoked out next week

because he's an attention whore?

I had it looked at like 5 years ago and it was "nothing"

anyting since?

...

youtube.com/watch?v=b7dmM-QMkmg

If its not weeb music i'm not clicking it.

no wonder youre suicidal lmao

Oh you're driving?
Fucking nice

lmao 2faded

I even paid my car off which is nice.

eww

...

the great thing about these threads is that i'm still way smarter than everyone her 16 beers deep

did you just essentially pat my head?

What if I did ?

lmao who hasnt?

babbys first car

Its my second car

Its faster than yours

so as you people might know by now

i don't eat meat cause like it's murder?

here is a burrito i enjoy

just in case there are any other moral people reading

Honda Accords aren't fast fam

they never die though

my brother submerge a 92 accord

and it drove slightly well after that

by submered i mean it spent time under water

You can't even throw it into sport mode and speed in front of people so you make your turn.

people pay off accords?

i thought you just pay once and hope it runs

yes in our country we have to buy a new accord when the last one dies

Nigga why do you think I got one?

Shit runs like a champ
Been to Ventura, San Diego, Santa Barbara, Hesperia, etc

I always thought you still only had your permit
This is news to me knowing you drive
lmao

Do you even know shit about cars?
Fuckling 17 yr old noob

isla vista?

immagine if you actually went to college

I've been driving for years.

You don't know a lot about me.

Damn I'd be as successful as Colbs

lmfao

Yeah that tends to happen when you dont talk to someone

cheep on their lives

No point in staying long

bye

hope you never wake up

night night

soundcloud.com/vsiq/feat-kumamiko-dancingvsiq-boot-house-remix

Kuma Miko is so lit

is kill

Caesars > Bloody Marys

new