If you could choose a single person from anywhere in history to become dictator over all the Earth...

If you could choose a single person from anywhere in history to become dictator over all the Earth, who would you choose? Assume that figures from the past will receive relevant knowledge of modernity.

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Kim Jong Un.

Max Stirner.

Ludovic Zamenhof.

the only right answer

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read stirner dummy

He would be gulaging people ironically.

Gulags would be nice, but the food would be bad and all you would do is read.

Ronald Reagan.

He's going to ironically feed liberals two bowls of cabbage soup a day.

This.

ĉi tiun

Kompreneble, li postulos ke ni ĉiuj sekvu Homaranismon.

fpbp

Mr Rogers

Salvador Allende

Me.

Thomas Sankara

Adolf Hitler

Sounds like highschool.

its implied that socialism is desirable only because Max prefers others to be free real egoists themselves. at no point is it a necessity for an egoist to live in a free society nor are they necessarily against dominating others for their own self interest. it just happens to be unrealistic for dictatorship to yield conditions favorable to their self interest

You read in high school?

The original AnPrim.

Tito TBH.

He's gonna make Hoxhja look like a liberal

…what shitty high school did you go to?

Chomsky

Posadas

Oh hey, I love these socialist world flags.

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Can't believe he hasn't been posted yet.

Well there isn't much point in choosing a non-communist if he or she was to just impose whatever system he or she wanted.

lol wut

this. pity yugoslavia couldn't resist devolving into sectarian nonsense after he died


i can see why a syndicalist would sympathize with sfry as their factories were collectively owned

I thought he was a totalitarian primitivist

I'm not an anarchist, I just use the Sabocat because it's a syndicalist symbol.

the madman
the prisoner
the slav

THE TIME IS NOW

only correct answer

Lord Shang.
Oh what a paradise he would create.

Myself.
I don't trust anyone else to get it right.

literally anyone who read and understood das kapital

maybe richard wolff

this but unironically

I literally have nothing else to do but micromanage this gay Earth.

Fidel Castro

Todor Zhivkov

I wasn't being ironic either.
There probably exist quite a few other people who would do a better job, but I don't know who they are. By far the safest option is to choose myself.

Bernie Sanders

the ONLY acceptable answer

youtube.com/watch?v=vgturf3ZjF8

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my uncle

Donald J. Trump.

Pick one.

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Nick Land tbh

Mandatory Deleuze lectures and free amphetamines for everyone

Either Frederick II of hofenstaufen or King Frederick the Great of Prussia.

Porky.
Oh wait…

Let's not kid ourselves here, Australian Satan. A lot of genius philosophers would have been NEET wastes of space if they lived in the internet age. In a way, the internet is a huge machine for destroying not labor power, but human potential.

seconded

Le funny frog man xD

Emma FUCKING Goldman

Harry Perkins

castro

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He horse-shoed :^)

Castro was a goddamn genius, no wonder Cuba out of all "socialist" countries was the only one to survive the capitalist offensive of 1989, by promoting urban farms, DIY technological solutions, and generally collective solutions to the crisis:

theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/04/how-cubans-health-improved-when-their-economy-collapsed/275080/
youtube.com/watch?v=v-XS4aueDUg

Brezhnev seems like the most obvious answer, nobody understood his genius.

this is a troll right? he fucked way up in Afghanistan for one.

Huey Long

Bruce Lee tbh.
Can you image how awesome it would be if all people became watta.

unironically FDR

When Huey Long is a choice?

only good dictator

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It is true the CIA outspooked the KGB in Afghanistan. His vision for advancing socialism was truly revolutionary and awe-inspiring however.

Publius Aelius Hadrianus Augustus.

tfw lifes just one giant troll before necro-Engels gets bored and has the world passed on to necro-Marx

is a dead one.

this tbh

unironically

Nice Masonic Logo

how

dad

qt

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Bless you.

Hitler.

I would chose Nature aka Fate to be dictator over Earth. Then we'd be exactly where we're currently at, with leftists as born losers and failures.

Marx.

Seriously I would give anything for this to happen.

only on sundays

This

wrong

Repent, faggots

Read a book.

I'm personally convinced that if Marcionism had won-out.
The vast majority of Christians would be staunch Socialists.

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Einstein because of his globalist views and super high Autism Level.

Kek. It changes I Q to this.

Steady on, Castro was good too

Peter Kropotkin

JUST DON'T CALL IT A STATE: ULTIMATE EDITION

Fuck off lahtari scum.