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Hex this

Cummies in tummies

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aaa maybe you had to be there

before that is too foggy to remember entirely but it was a farm I think and I tried to warn the sheep that the farmer was evil and people throwing water at me and the rest is just abstract pieces and images Iguess being melted into that made it weirded to me

Who else attended the sleepover?

my brother grim and echo I think

Bring your bother here.

That is an interesting lineup.

No chicks?

SHE SAID ECHO WAS THERE

yeahI have no idea it started with just me trying to sleep and my brother throwing water at me and there was nobody else there and then suddenly subtle radio stuffs


grim scared everyone else away

ha

That sounds so unlike grim.

Is it a younger brother? ;3

stop

do you think neru smells like pastry and cappu or smelly NEET

I apologize.

Considering she goes to college, the former.

NET

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neru probably good for hugs then

Is this one of those fat things?

75000 character report to spell check tomorrow
Kill me


Well I assume Neru has dibs on her??????????????


I see. Invite me next time, I'll bring some!

Yes. They are making sweet yuri together.

is hugging a fat thing?
no?? what

Dibs on Neru.

Why would the smell of pastry and cappu increase the probably of good hugs?

Not fixing anything.

I was placed silver 4 this season, it's a long climb.
Hopefully that means my smurf will be dumped to bronze 5

You can duo with Ian.

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have you never hugged somebody who uses one of those vanilla scented sprays
coffee shops and bakeries are comforting smells even if you're not a fatty.

He still plays?

prettysure it was all a set up for the radio scene tbh the details are so foggy

I dislike it. The smell is overwhelming.


Yes. He is dominating his bronze 5 placements.

I dislike sweet smells

legs shaved ♥

can things even smell sweet?
whats the smell of sweet

are you telling me you dont love the smell of like
cookies baking

IF I WANT TO EAT THEM YES

That'd be the dream
Did you see my AP Support Darius game?

Pastries.


Ew

huh
maybe it is just cuz im a fat fuck
the more you know

I have been too distracted to notice a lot of things. How well did it work?


You are just powerfully built.

i eat pastries everyday

is a pizza a pastry

It was a while ago so don't worry.
I went Mejai into Lichbane into deathcap. 9-2-15 or so.

Silver 4 is way too harsh..

welcome back
i presume you took care of responsibilities

Yeah I did, thank you
Though about 500 words under limit..
I hope my supervisor will tell me some more stuff to write about because I'm drawing blank

Give it a rest and come back later!

Good job!
the draft works best if you pass it around

I'm shit so it's fitting enough

A rest for 8-9 hours?


Are you still in school?


Yeahhhh right
Don't pretend you don't deserve better

I'll get back to plat eventually, but no further than p5

What stuff are you working on? Sounds like a bachelor thesis or something when you talk about supervisors and all :3

Had some tough games?
You don't seem very confident any more

And yeah you're exactly right ^^

Well then.

I've just realized that's the furthest I can get. 3 Seasons doesn't lie^^

What are you researching?

I think it's better to leave it under 500 then adding padding which would ruin how consice it is.

i didnt like it after one semester so no

big ol tiddies

*nod*

I destroyed them bronzongs

Deep down I know you haven't given up.. I'll carry you when our LoL paths cross again


That makes it nicer to think about


Still more opportunities out there besides academia, dw about it


Sounds like something I need

Good night all ^^

Whoops old games

2lazy to find current ones

goodnight master !!!!

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what did those bells every do to you

also rip twin shadows and enchanted boots and old grail


maybe i should get a job soon before i turn 18 with no experience

Please !~ Use me as your toilet, your own personal or public toilet, mark me with your scars show everyone you own me, i'll do my best to pleasure you everyday like no-one ever had! I'll serve anyone and anything you would want, you could use me as your bait for any monster or just let your other slaves all over me. I could also be your breeder, throw me to the spiders let them cocoon me and eat me and i would come back for the same process. Theres also some options that you could eat me and digest me or stuff me down your cock and turn me into cum~ I'd really let you do anything if you just let me be your slave, subtle !!!

Sleep sounds good. Night all!


Good night!

Euro sleep time. Good night.


Thanks Subby

No I'm.. really going to bed...

night night euro friends

I want Subtle to step on me with his feets !!

Soto no

Stop

!!!!~

Go away desu

fucking /jp/ man

what are you, Ian or something?

HE'S MAKING A LIST
AND HE'S CHECKING IT TWICE
AND I'M FALLING ASLEEP
AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB

You could be subtle tonight :3

I'd rather not have to write his paper for him.

Looks like a Shar Pei, but feels like a Chow Chow

laziness is the devils left hand

Have you fucking seen Hot Ones?
That show is so fucking lolz, pretty much an interview while eating wings and they get hotter as they go on

Kevin Hart's had me fucking dying man

nope
sounds hilarious

His hands are pretty skilled.

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Apparently i won 100 bucks for bed bath and beyond at the party.

if you think the devil has good hands just wait
wink

morning scooter

-///- what the heck.

I made their Nid ragequit

That was a dank post you made. Instantly has me re-downloading hot fuss for my commute tomorrow.

the kid is hot tonight

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I've been needing this in my life for years

nee nee

nay nay

youtu.be/GTW8IplsKmM?t=926

WE OUT HERE BOI

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nbcnews.com/news/us-news/terminally-ill-5-year-old-boy-dies-santa-s-arms-n695096
saddest thing ive seen all week

poor santa
he just wanted a part time gig in the mall

this is just way too fucking sad man

I honestly didn't need to see that right now . You got my eyes all watery and stuff

Merry fucking Christmas.

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I fail to see the humor.

Niggers

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I do too
I accidentally uploaded the wrong file
I was supposed to post the crying one

It's like the same feeling from the dog episode from futurama

hi boo

im saved from the sadness because i was too lazy to read the article

That one was really heavy the first time i saw it uu


That is fucking hilarious

All mall Santas just are hobos they clean up once a year and pay minimum wage. I'm sure he's seen worse on the streets.

I think he is a nice santa
look at his well trimmed beard and friendly demeanor and genuine empathy

5 year old kid dies in santas arms

santa decided to do one more gig before retiring because of it

My mum saw me sitting infront of the TV and asked why I was crying .

a tl;dr doesnt really fuk my emotions

it gives the same effect of skimming the first paragraph

Marley and Me made me sad tbh

Shh, please.

He has a wife and home and owns an engineering company.

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air bud made me tear up a little

That's actually kind of surprising.
All I can really remember about mall Santas is the usual news stories of them stealing from wherever they're at or the times where they've inappropriately touched a kid.

last time i cried was when i watched anohana in 2012
when i still sorta cared about things

ALL THESE REPRESSED MEMORIES

AIR BUD

sky pal

Well goes to show that generalizing doesn't always pay off. The man went to college and served in the army. He seems fairly well put together.

I sused to love the air buds movies when i was a little tot
but I cant remember any of them :p

I'm going to be 100% honest: I've never had an experience of visiting a mall Santa because I was somehow cynical by the age of 5 and thought it was sketchy so I just kept asking my parents specific questions about Santa until they just caved and said it wasn't real.

I rode that 'santa is real' pony for years in order to get more free shit from relatives.

I also can not remember the joys of being young enough to beleive in a saanta i new it was my parents from a yyoung age becasue I'd travel alot around alot of family for christmas and my birthday and sometimes i got santa gifts foor my birthday :/

I'm still not sure if it's right to lie to kids about Santa.

The other kids at school ruined it for me.

kids are failures if they cant realize from a logical standpoint that santa is a fake

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k

I recall actually believing it when I was four. But after sending different lists out and one to my parents, and only receiving gifts from the lists I gave them made me doubt.


It taught me the joys of bitter cold hard logic.

Yes, that too, as children are dicks.

I didn't really have that problem. My family just pretty much said "it's a bullshit holiday so here's some gifts".


I had admittedly abnormal parents. My grandparents were the ones that even told anything about the hocus pocus bullshit you tell kids. Both of my parents would answer any question I asked honestly to the best of their knowledge. Even the weird tiptoeing most parents do about "where do babies come from" wasn't something they did. Since one of the dogs gave birth when I was like 4-6, they just flat out answered.

Silly test
i cant imagine you as a little kid


no wonder ur so grumpy all the time

Hi, I'm over here

People are dicks

i was duplicated....

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Another glimpse into the childhood of Gilgamess is always a rewarding one.


Hm.


That as well, yes.

Sorry got mixed up

You are even harder to imagine as a kid

Maybe that's the proper way of doing things. Who knows.

It was truly terrible.

I couldn't reach things.

I couldn't drink.

Truly the worst time of my life.

I uh

I never had' the talk'

EVER

I seem no worse for it.

That's what school is for

er welllllll I never actually learned any of that stuff in school either :/


EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SEX I LEARNED FROM HERE

Explains quite a bit.

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what the HECK is that supposed to mean

Whatever the implication dictates.

youtu.be/3SPjy5RlqFE?t=1m17s

not picking up on the implication or how you would know anything about my sexual habits

I was a lot straighter before i came here

oh god
me too

The implication comes from whatever joke you make up in lieu of any information received from me.

And, calling you a fag.

your a weird guy

You're

Tracer is cool in a weird way

Here I am

Doing everything I can.

Hm.

is aloofness is as thick as molasses

Is that some kind of lyric I don't know ?


Be still my heart.

Is anyone I like here?

isis

No.

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PRETENDIN IM A SUPERMAN

walk the dinosaur

My soul is quivering.


Eh eh hehehehe

@Grim and Darwin

More damage to champs than my adc

I love Bronze man

There you are

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Ugh why do I drink so much at parties

You like me

Because it's fun?

Fine.


To try and have a good time.

yo


Its not fine.

THE POINT F PARTIES
IS TO GET NOT SOBER

How did you know ! ? ! ?

I'm always sick for at least a day when I get drunk

I had a fantastic time but now I'm poisoned

I have magic powers

And that's fine.


Then don't drink, if you're going to be a bitch about it.

Woooow you're amazing !!!

Fine.

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what the heck is exrafadrine

Painkiller

Really?

is it an opiate or opio?

excedrin.com/products/extra-strength/

idk what this is

No. OTC anti-inflammatory.

'painkiller' HAHAHAHAHA
anti inflammatory nigga

I always forget

Thank uou :3

I woke up, had some Maalox, a peanut butter sandwich, and a Gatorade
I had an awful green tea and one of those "monster rehab" lemonade tea things because someone gave it to me
Then I had pizza for dinner like an idiot

Aspirin, Tylenol, and caffeine

"Pain Reliever "

sue me

Of course.
Beyond the sick was your day alright?

The rooibos one is drinkable. The lemonade and tea ones taste like asshole.

Currently lmao'ing at Babbies who take acetaminophen

Nsaids are actually pretty good for like, headaches because a lot of headaches is various types of inflammation
That's why my personal favorite migraine remedy is 800-1000 mg ibuprofen and an energy drink

You're goiing to blow your liver before you reach 50

Shut your mouth

There is absolutely no reason to take more than an NSAID or anti-inflammatory for a headache.

yah definateley agreed
even an anti inflammatory is babymodo

Yes, I spent it with friends and made an appointment to get the past semester erased for medical reasons

It was given to me because some promotional shit

I don't take Tylenol as a rule


Real world life truth

If i'm in pain i'm gonna take something that makes me feel better.

I don't care what it is

you can go eat FAT dick

ok

ye I am giving you shit
its gets the job done for smal aches and all
I used it for bad tooth pains


i'm worrried about your
painkiller abuse~

My usual go-to for headaches is suffering.

But other times, I'll just have a tea, and rest my eyes until it goes away.


Yay for everything coming up Rev.

I don't have painkillers to abuse.

nah Im just meming really
I use them for tooth hurts

Have you ever tried those ones that are like a $1 at 7/11?
If you haven't, don't.
They taste like putrefied ass.

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If I had them I would be abusing them though.

MOTRIN IS FOR WOMEN ON THEIR PERIOD

I don't trust something that poisons my liver and doesn't tell me how it's relieving my pain

Not everything, but enough
I had a small argument with my best friend who thinks hrt hasn't helped me at all when really I feel a lot better about my body but my life has become increasingly shirty in the past year or so for other reasons

I've not had one to my knowledge

Well I don't have a period but I do get migraines so I'll just keep taking Motrin thank you

What are you gonna do this holiday?

Well, that sucks.
You deserve to have a good life.

I'm moving into a new place on the 3rd and I spent a lot of money on it so i'm probably not gonna be doing a lot.

too bad we dont live in the same state :[

My curiosity to try things even though I know they'll be awful is really astounding.

Good job dudeguy.

We talked it out though so I'm happy

You are a rather impressive individual

Would you sell me them ?

That's good.
I hope the rest can also improve for you.

m-me?


Probably no but I used to have the best times getting really fucked up on oxies with my old friends and those were some of the bestests times
Sometime Imma meet up ith someone else from here and we're gonna get SOOOO HIGHHHH
lsiten to music then I will take them out to chinese or maybe the korner creamery for ice cream uuuuu

WOFFEE

All you can eat chinese buffet

waf


We used to only have one but now we have 2 in towwwn

The other one used to be a breaddeaux pizza which was super awesome but it got replaced with a panda palace : /

Speaking of rest, I'm fucking tired as fuck
Why did I go to that birthday party when it didn't start until like 10:30

You are never going to forget this, are you?

Because you may not have a good track record with choices.

Going to go get some rest?

never

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I AWAKEN
MORE HEX IN THIS BITCH

Probably a panda express

What's your new place like?

w and c aren't even remotely close

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That bass is a peavey T-40

im durnknn

I figure it's intentional like his "toofbish tim nana cappu" shit.

Was directed towards Darwin, but okay.


Mhmm.

I regret nothing.

A little house on the beach

forgive me
I didn't know I wasnt allowed to respond to posts

What do you do outside of threads nowadays Bard?

I work from 4 o clock til 9 or 10 most nights
When I get off I like to hang out with my best friend til about midnight or if i have the day off I try to go and hang out with him
I have one more friend who has a best friend he keeps with him alot so they are basically just one unit s that unit is my other friend, I invite theem over to my house for company if my other frind cant hang out or if they are up to something
I study music alot, always listening to it and then I play guitar
recently decided to trade away my Yairi for a nice Nylon string Taylor guitar so that's exciting
going to be a few weeks or a month before i get it all said and done but it's exciting


what about yourself?

And not visit squash. Dont forget that.

Ooh you did mention it before
It sounds relaxing
I used to go to the beach often
Do you like seafood?

College and vidya, pretty boring. Been playing WoW and SS13 recently, and I will say SS13 is a lot more fun than something that comes packed into such a shitty little client has nay right to be.


The fucking salt

It rained !!
It was raining !!!!!!!

I'm definitely done with the world for the day and in bed now

Yes, halibut is probably my favorite.

OH FUCK, GOTTA FUCKING SURVIVE SOMEHOW

Well then... rest well, and I wish you the sweetest of dreams.

ne a fella way back in highschool ho was into ss13
surprised its still so pippouar

Well I haven't drunk anything or taken any pills so hopefully they'll at least be not terrifying dreams

Lol, I was playing that too!
I got drunk, tried to stream, couldn't get a job from HoP so was just constantly drinking vodka and vomiting on myself ingame... just like I do in real life.

Grats. I'm getting pretty familiar with the game, but I'm still very unrobust in general. Holy shit though, when MedBay is bad does the whole fucking station just fall to shit.

Shy imoutos often hide behind their older siblings when meeting other people.

that only happens in anime

Well.
Hopefully they're amazing and wonderful.

Well I'm not quite going to bed yet, I'm just tired of the world
In other news, I've got like 80% of an idea how to wear a sarong like a dress

*hides behind your legs and peeks out*

Boo

Oh, I see, my mistake.

Ouh, that's neato!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shrimp cocktails are popular here
How do you feel about moving places?

I thought most seafood in Mexico was just prepared as ceviche.

Would rice and pototoes with no curry sauce be ok?

I dunno, I don't think I have anything else in at the moment... chicken soup isn't really food, is it? Unless I drop an egg in there too and eat the rest of my bread. ;w;

Shrimps alright but I've never really been a huge fan.

Ceviche is popular too but... ew...

I like the way crab tastes a lot but they are so disgusting looking.

Lol Mexicans

It is almost like you are at work!

I like the way uou taste a lot

Almost lol

2 games won in a row, 28 LP each or so. I think I may be in a bit of a lower division than I'm supposed to be in

And i'm disgusting ?

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Who would taste the best here?
And the worst?
In a Stranded scenario?

Iunno if uou're disgusting looking
Want to help me out?

Welcome to placements.

im so proud of my daddy he made a thread

also hello people i return from thje working land!!!!!

She has posted herself
She's pretty

No

i only weigh 142 pounds at the moment
very stringy
definateley not that tender

I think i wouldnt be a very good choice to eat
personally

I weigh 112 pounds, I think that alone makes me the worst choice.

OK

I'm told uou're pretty

You can eat me if uou want

Whoa...

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I...I wonder what it would feel like to digest you >///

What news from the working lands?
Are they still fucking unprovidable?


Haven't weighed myself in ages.
But I live on fast food, cigs and booze since can't really cook food in the middle of the night.

I'm a close second to worse tasting dude.

I don't know if you're me or I'm you anymore.

*chu~

I'm told I taste pretty good

get a scale boy

Megumin is 8 years old

Only got a small scale for curry paste and drugs.
I don't think that will work.

Why are you so smol


pretty much
on another note i got put in word for a promotion to graphics design, even though i don't have a degree in it, so that's baller

Has your butt gotten bigger or smaller in the last year?

Laughing off my asss at the moment
I have ea bathroom scale I use but I also gots a powder scale
I cant imagine how many ounces i weigh lol

Just how I've always been, lol.

Bigger and rounder
I'm about to have a lot more time for exercise though so I'll probably get back to an acceptable weight

Fucking sweet.
Just goes to show that degrees are fucking worthless and not fit to wipe asses.

You can just work in a place and just get a job in it because lol.


We weigh in stone, I don't even know what a stone or ounce is, so I go by weight of 'Bags of sugar' so I understand.

'I lost 2 stone SC-
'What is that in idiot, please!'
'2 bags of sugar'
'Fuck me that's a lot'

so smol and itty bitty i could probably carry you lol


yeah man
i crave that 6hr workday making 35$ an hour h oly ffu ck

brits are the weirdest people on eath

I good diet helps you lose weight faster.

what do you do for work oblleS/

Not as weird as Russians.


Seems with this fucking xmas present hunting that I'm just breaking EVEN with expenses.

This sucks so hard.

I diet when I exercise because I cook for myself more and I'm good at healthy delicious things
But my butt is quite popular with all my cuddly friends

I work for the county at a community center doing general customer service, but i've been making all their new posters


I know what you mean man
fuck christmas

idk how you interact with peoople dude
you must be one of those
people persons

Meh, if you say so.

P-please don't...
at least not in public...

It's embarrassing.

DO NOT START POSTING THESES

Gotta live on pound pastry and shit food now.

i smile and hide the fact that i'm dead inside


Is it? how tall are you


FUCK YOU

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5'7.

I love this shit man

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Jokes on you I've seen all of this before.

jokes on YOU
get in Tera


ur taller than me

Usually how it seems to go...

Sometimes wish I were 5 inches shorter.

i'm busy right now

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what's that in metric?

If i say youre cute then youre cute.

Its about as tall as you

If i say ur cute ur cute

heh
where is bebop
i thought of an epic meme

Is Grim here?

Pic related

murder

Mmmmm.... spicy chicken soup with stale bread and an egg in it.

When you're used to fast food and meal deals, even the simplest of bargain soups taste godly.

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heh hehh heh h

Sci

Don't click this.

Roses are red
violets are blue
Disregard blacks
Destroy the jews

whats up

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I can't tell if I'm hungry or excited but either way I want a snack

OwO who's that qt?

FEED THE FUN

no do not post images like this. bad squash

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POST SLUTTIER STUFF
LEMME SEE THEM CUM DRIZZLED SNOUTS

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FUCKING GROSS
I LIKE IT

I didn't say keep doing it...

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can you make a new thread please

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