On all levels except physical, I am a loli arch-mage

I do not think he has.

Or just don't go to Japan since it's an aging shithole.

:3

D-Don't get ahead of y-yourself, b-baka!

I-I just said it w-wasn't bad.. that d-doesn't mean it's not g-good..

thats what I was thinking

I hope not.

What even happened? He does not tell me.

so is it good?

[Luka-tier post here]

You got me ._.

ooh hyouka is my reward

youtube.com/watch?v=RztlTIB66uY

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...

its kawaii and they make the best yuri combos

I like you feku

...

It's just garbage tier characters with no redeeming qualities other than saccharine KAWAII SUGOI UGUU ONII-CHAN bullshit.

- someone who hasn't watched Hyouka

Thank you, ikt.

😁

KININARIMASU

I will just assume there is a good reason for the vitriol.

Its not just one thing, its A LOT of things thats built up over time.

I'm not gonna explain all of it and definitely not in the thread.

Fair enough.

So i'm just gonna be bitter and enjoy it.

...

You are quite lewd tho

*gurgling noises*

...

Why ?

ded thred

They are playing video games.

Annie bot sounds EXACTLY like Desu.

Jackson = Jared
confirmed

It must be a gay thing.

most of the time i do it intentionally
i can quell myself if i must

ehhhhhhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=K8uD5DQKmLA

Its you

You're still alive?

Jared does not moan every other second, though.

Jackson doesn't moan hes just part dolphin.

i thought i could hide it

regrettably

But they are supposed to be smart.

Yucky cuck...

you can't hide anything from me

Its not jackson fault hes always getting caught in fishing nets.

but what did Mordin mean by this ?

He wants to be a yucky cuck for Christmas :3 !

Yucky cucky sounds like a gross duck

Well, then, who are we not to give him what he wants?

FUCK OFF

Indolent individuals.

Eeeeeeeyyyyyyy

But who does he love?

Colbs with the top-tier tentacle play

EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It's my name for jackson.

Get a life, quit ranked

He receives tentacles.

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STOP CALLING ME BY MY NAME FUCK

Sorry I meant desu is a yucky cuck.

fuck you too sammy

JaCkSoN

Poor soul

He doesnt have one. Not many people here do.

Why do you only respond to me when I say stupid shit, and not when I want an actual conversation?

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I converse with you.

Everyone has one

I can't mess that up

Do not fabricate lies.

Every time I talk to Rin I always end up making it gay somehow.

Do not interact with Canadians.

yes sir

oi babe we r at the first dungeon r u and ur buttbud coming

Austin is still like level 20 and behind us.

the dungeon is level 20

O-oh...
But... I don't mind that sometimes.

I know.
Thanks.

kys cunt

Santa is real

I'll summon him I guess

Sorry, Emma.

we are gonna play Battlerite instead

GOOD. Do not play with the Canadians.

But I love you, Darwiener.

ive been awake for 24 hours
how much longer until i start hallucinating and getting a high?

Yeah I see that now
Sorry it's been like that honestly..
I'll pay more attention.

ok there buddy

Okay, you can be the exception.

D-Do you really mean that?

Rin ignored both of my posts at them

FINE

see if I EVER talk with you again

Maybe another 24 more?
Um, you should sleep though.

I'm actually secretly pretty high-maintenance, but don't tell anyone that.

I was going to but then 8ch was being autismo and not letting me, so I gave up.
Sorry.

but i spent the entire week sleeping 12+hours
and besides i really wanna try this sleep deprivation hallucination thing

I'm not responding.

thats a pseudo response and youre just being tsun

B-but sempai...

Oh I'm surprised ^^
It's not a bad thing, in fact having someone dependant on you like that is really nice
Your secret's safe with me

High-maintenance beings are taxing.

You'll feel really horrible, don't say I didn't warn you

But i'm sure fdzcx was extremely high-maintenance.

i hope my body is tolerant
im used to staying up 30ish hours sometimes
ive never gone past 2 days tho

some are worth it

They all were.

Indeed.

That tends to happen when surround yours with gay children and NEETs.

Grim is in college, though.

I'm gonna go take a shower

without shoes on

darwin

;)

The socks could still be on.

til Subtoe wants someone dependent on him

thats like full blown sadism and god complex right there

I think Jackson has eliminated that notion.

"If you wanted him to rely on you, why didn't you wish his arms and legs were broken?"

That's better..

I'm going to go lie down, bye sub-tle

2/10 wins on support

Oh boy

You are going to get bronze no matter what.

This is slightly embarrassing to talk about in public now..

I do hope you have been to sleep o.o
Rest well

I wasn't bronze last season you fuck

You finished silver 5, though.

STILL NOT BRONZE.

Cute.

Yeah, but you cannot place on the same tier you had last season because they want you to CLIMB.

At least I didn't tryhard to climb like some people I know

anyone wanna talk?

No

Name names.

;_ ;

A certain someone.

qq harder fgt

im glad we are friendly e-aquaintences, colbert. ur a swell fella

fuck off, nezi

is there anyone i like here

Fucking cheapskates lmao

I yam who eye yam.

wow

what a philanthropist.

It's partially her Christmas present, she likes shit like that

...

I should become your brother and start a charity for myself.

205 divided by 16 is a little over ten bucks
thats breddy gud

how old is colberts sister

Okay pretty much her whole Christmas present, she's getting like a card and some little thing

Yeah, no. She's giving the profits to homeless families.

4 years older than me, so 28.

:3

Hopefully not directly. Homeless people are bad with money. (That's what got them on the street in the first place.)

Of course not, she's not dumb. It's for indirect gifts like food/clothes and whatnot.

damn people here are too old
v awkward

I'm 23, but I'm an October birthday and she's December so

im awkward
what do you need

How far would she go to get donations?

You would have to ask her.

...

That's nice. Not the best though. I would put that money into programs that focus on putting homeless people back into the throngs of society.

She's not giving it to any programs, she's doing things herself. She likes the personal touch, it's not going to charity. She'll buy stuff for people and hand it out on Christmas

A pleasant one?

...

well what's happening

I think the real interesting question is if this is a preference, or a complex.

you gotta attack the problem at the source
use the money to fund HE and destroy orphanages as the clock strikes on christmas

How honorable of her

That's dumb.
You're dumb.

I don't have enough experience to know

p sure im the oldest person in this discord i joined recently. i have conflicting feelings about it...

i guess thats not too bad but still slightly bad

u have given me enough today dear
id feel guilty taking more

That's her, to a fault. I try to balance it out but you know how people like that are

Isn't Sci suppose to have his trip on so he can be filtered?

Well, clearly someone needs to proffer that experience.

TP is like 55 and Darwin is almost 80 so I mean 20's is pretty young as far as the average goes

sometimes you need to make a big sacrifice for a big change

i insist you take more dear

tp is in his late 30's no?

darwin is in his early-mid 30's

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It would be hard to imagine he's not the oldest in a Club Penguin Discord surrounded by 12 year olds.

It isn't supposed to be funny.

I'm demeaning them because they're decrepit corpses that should be removed from existence.

yea but tp makes that like this thing, so it's cool. if u just happen to be old it's not cool

u may be surprised how strongly i can refuse things

im pretty sure there is a limit to refusal
how bad can it get
test me

i mean old like too old
2-4 years older than me is just right

It's not on someone else, it's on me to make myself into a human being that someone wants to proffer to
That would be nice though

refusing is completely reactive. i cant do it until im offered something first.

Well, I for one think you're wonderful.

suck my dick

filtered

that was pretty blunt i wanted to drag it on and see how good you could refuse

thats not a unique position and everyone knows it especially subtle so dont take his bait!

that would be boring

ehehehe

i'm back

ok ill stop bothering you :D

I know he knows it, but I still want to tell him.

no wait im not bored yet

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fair

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What? TP tries to pretend he isn't old

mmmgh
but we have nothing real to talk about

it seemslike the humor of nearly every webm u post is hinged on the background music, have u noticed that?

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I've survived another Christmas party and I'm only a bit tipsy

Yo~ Yo~ taichou~ ♪

Edgy ?

was it fun?
i never go to christmas parties
i dont have anyone to invite me

do you pulverize subtle

i didnt realize that, but it makes his age even cooler

talk about anything, i wont stop u

kawaii

..I needed to step away after that
You baka..

Sure, let's roll with that.

I saw Arrival today.

It wasn't bad.

wot?

I'm proud, Revy

how do you deal with a life not worth living

do you crush subtle

Nice, I've been thinking about seeing that movie.

I just took a shower and teased darwin about my feet.

He can't handle it

The idea is original, the conflict is not so original, the score is nice.

I recommend it.

I have no idea what the question you're trying to ask is.

find a way to make it worth living of course
are u a depression case

Maybe I'll take someone to it or something.

u shuld just kiss already

i dont like saying i am because its pretty minor compared to others
i dont let it affect where it would be physically harmful but its at a point where im extremely bored

all my friends had already seen it or too afraid of the cold to go out and see it.

I still need to see Moana

Oh shit did that come out?

I'll take my little sister to see it and pretend thats the only reason im there.

I have my reputation to up hold.

I shamelessly watched finding dory with mine

Disney movies are great lol

I watched that movie with her too

I have a significant other already.

Y-You too.

oh then a huggu works too

youll get out of being bored eventually. and u got plenty of life left so just let urself be bored for a while and dont try to force anything or it will be worse. that is my advice to u.

i only came cuz i was bored
and i hardly try to force things
i actively avoid productivity

yes this will work for now

Drinking until "socially awkward" becomes "awkwardly cute" is fun

I know

I appear to have increased my tolerance for alcohol

do you think drinking also helps if you are alone

Was I not supposed to watch Disney movies alone as an adult

I'm probably a social alcoholic so I don't think my opinion counts for much

hey so i understand that face structure doesnt change from trans pills but that the fat distribution does to look more feminine. but does that mean u have to like burn all the fat u have and gain it back i guess now that i think about it that probably is happening constantly and i was just being dense or does it like move under ur skin cuz that would be creepy. pls explain

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look guys i did it

'aight, I'm going to sleep.

Give me ninis.
Or don't.

It's whatever.

shut the fuck up dumb kid

nini

g f

good night person who i think is rin?

Night night

dyrus?

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Sleep well

When I gain fat, it fills in into feminine distribution
So ideally, I'd lose most of my fat then settle up to a healthy range and it would be distributed properly
But that's not going to happen, if I start losing weight again I'm falling straight back into total anorexia

what are you

do you wanna fucking fight you little trash goblin

wow that was quick
howd u know

They're nice

I saw it the other day, I have a twitter for league stuff.

get on the payload

...

dont be so pessimistic. u wont know unless u try

how do u know

What do you mean?

I really wanna hug dyrus...

get on my payload ;)

Congrats, that's awesome

I feel so rused

I played LoL with them and talked a bit

I don't know what it is

looks gold

havent decided

daddy's load uwu

I'm shipping GueroxOobles RIGHT NOW

I only made 3200 :(
one day ill be good enough to queue with daddy dyrus

i see. thats not bad. but then again the context of playing a game w someone is different from just talking. i guess thats why so many actually worthless people are liked here, because of games

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That file name.

this doesn't help me understand the ranking system at all

4k+ is grandmaster

If you play solo, that is seriously impressive

I got 3400-something
Then 3200-something from placements S3
And I haven't played since, lol
It's a lot easier since I duo with a friend who's 4k

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oh

Well considering how I still have all the other symptoms of anorexia from when I was in elementary school, I think it's a safe bet
Not that I'm opposed to being a skellington, I'm just saying

Hello, Holla Forums

I'm diamond (3200)
Dyrus is 4k which is like challenger of overwatch

I duo with my healslut who's like 2500
she succ me

Who is Holla Forums?

well u certainly know more about this than i do so i wont question it

d-daddy won't reply to me...

u-umu

Any and all of you.

Take your time

hi maddie

i actually dont intend on deciding, i just want u to answer however u like

hihi Guero.

Wow, racist. I thought we had something special

One day I'll be a stick insect again
I'll show you

umu

Nope. You offended me last time on FB.

I love Dyrus and his pillow that was lost in the void.

Mercy + Soldier combo? ^^

Pfffffttttttttttt

Should I answer someone who calls people worthless?

Hey buddy.
Did you end up going to that Magic thingy?

pls vie for my attention more

rip mr pillow
someone stole him at an event in season 3

that or ana/soldier
also she plays some D.Va

I can't tell if I'm drunker than o thought or if the trazodone is kicking in

but hey if u do become a stick insect dont lose hope, just remember that one skelly girl was internet popular and it cant all have been ironic

wouldnt make me hesitate, but i dont know u
dont answer cuz of that if it's important to u w/e

We didn't end up going.

They probably violated that pillow.

Thanks

u know it bby

Time for ninis

goodnight revy

aww gay
I'm currently trying to learn the basics of D&D so we can host a campaign online with all of my buddies from Florida

probably smell it while jerking off to their dyrus shrine

NERD

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past tense. I'm a reformed nerd.

Impossible. You can never outrun your past

born again normie

don't bully!!!
all we have in common is games and alcohol so we like to combine the two

Are you trying to use scare tactics to make me play magic again?

Cause that's some lame-ass shit.

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I've never played Magic, why would I ever

I'm just saying

ok bye

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Testy tonight

Alright then, talk to you when you're in the mood

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Mongolian throat singing is pretty amazing tbh

im going to bed because i think i have a 7am shift tomorrow
nini

I'm not gonna lie, the original is actually pretty dope

nini pumpkin

They can make two different tones with their throat at once.

Hi pumpkin

Yo~ Yo~ Taichou ~

Do not greet Jackson.

no

hi jackson !

What level are you guys now guro ?

I do not have to. You were already emasculated by a Canadian.

posting while @desu is sucking me off under the table

Why do shark furries have two dicks ?

i was unaware sharks had multiple dicks

Pretty sure they don't.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Enjoy your pretty looking shitmon ;^)

Well I guess it's going okay

You are playing in bronze.

I

AM

SILVER

AT

LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

pet me

I'm unranked

Violently climbing out of silver.

go easy on them

You are Master.

i love master !!!

Master is so loving. >///

I won 2 in a row.
Both clean as hell.

I'm not master

Say "gg ez" or "you'll never get gold" when you win in all chat.

h aha dont be so silly mastr

DIAMOND

WHATEVER

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Ranked is dumb

Unless its battlerite

Battlewrong

heh

Darwin this was made for you

fucking listen to it

vocaroo.com/i/s0JuUEio3joQ

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...

That sounds exactly like Zac.

wub me

...I you didn't open it.

I did.

Zac doesn't sound anything like that.

...

It might be because I tend to think of him as a woman.

I'm a man

dont make me laugh

THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER DAY

what did i say the other day ?

Laugh away

i think i will check

✔

Gib music pls

You said you were a girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=KJY1TomgkBs

Guess which ones me

vocaroo.com/i/s1nXukPLG7ro

vocaroo.com/i/s0osvst1FEYi

✔im a girl

The second one.

The correct answer was both of them.

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Nani ?

Ban is a man

So you have a penis and a vagina.

moreso than yuo

That was an assault on my ears.

His voice. Oh my. And singing Smashmouth to that. He plays rather well though.

4/0

I have a futa horse cock

Reminder

Considering you only asked for music I have no way to tell what you actually find enjoyable, but take no insult to you not liking what I like.

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Jesus fucking Christ

I play ARAM like 95% of the time dude

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:3

I got confused by your linking

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Ignore your greentext and it becomes clear.

I have a great ARAM winrate too, mind you

4/0 right now, it seems.

WANNA SEE IT ?

Idk how you can see ARAM w/r, but I think I'm about 80 wins 50 losses

Only if you will post it here.

Oh, I thought ARAM was the name of the game in bronze. That is how all of those turn out in mid anyway.

eggsdee

Go nana neru you plant fucker
No one appreciates your brain damage

Holy shit Scoots still thinks he's relevant

Point and laugh

me IRL

whoa delayed processing

Im looking at memes, you dip

Colbert and his threeballs... weird how he sounds more like a girl than most women do

He still thinks his input matters XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Nice tits.

Wow he mad

You don't like my penis ? :(

post hardcore javs pls

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I DO NOT LIKE THE PENIS BECAUSE I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The vagina > the penis

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I have no reason to stay anymore

...

YEAH

CORNDOGS

No, do not listen to Ian.

Nothing is attractive about a vagina.

Ban should leave forever

Someone listened to me?

You made Trevor quit with your erroneous assessment.

Wonderful

What a feminine name

there are all these weird names people keep dropping and I have no idea who they mean andIf I did not knowbetter I would have thought it was like all your friends from elsewhere that only come to play games and orbit butdo not actually post butthen I realize itis probably posters that posted but had other names than the post they posted with but idk really

I live like an hour away from Darwin and Ian.

Yours is the only name I do not know from the present company.

Oh, I guess Bard too since he LIED ABOUT HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bard is a slut

WELL that turned around quickly

I will just call you Mads.

I feel like Darwins name isn't actually Darwin.

You were also the one who doxed Ian.

Shh.

jaa hans wee will rule ze world

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itwas not on purpose Ithink I can not rember anything

Morning threads are so bad

You were fucking drunk.

does that make it not bad

You wish.

...

when your tummy hurts butit is hard to tell whetheritis because you ate too much or too little or ate the wrong stuff

when u eat to much nana the toof brush goes into the pasteris and the leeg fuck terrans but nuff looloo when ?

Nailed it.

You made such a good progress

I wasn't ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it feels just a tinybutt off

I'm gonna go into public as a girl for the first time soon.

i'm so scared

You are getting it anyway.

What did I mess up ?

SHUT UP

what r des

your accent is weirds

I tried my best

I know you are only lashing out because of the hrt. I forgive you.

Lol ur not relevant

imgur.com/a/YLygA

It was important that I used imgur like that and didn't just post the picture.

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I'll take that over aspergers any day

not funny my hamster died that way

You don't seem like anything else, Ban
School?

What was its name ?

I'll honor it memory and get drunk 1am

Drunker*

I wish I had a hamster

I'm in my last year of highschool and i'm gonna come back after Christmas break as a girl for the first time. :?

They bite I think

me too

You bite ?

yus so stay away

The pastry lust becomes so strong he can't even tell whos human and whos food anymore..

That will probably make a lot more sense to your classmates

i woke up

to see another day

As light fades to darkness

I wake up to another night

without sight

//

I was aram'ing but you weren't there =[

Yes! ♥
*hufs*
to see you another day too~

lets Aram~ *noms on leftover chikn fries*

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this looks like a pokemon ive seen before.

The game has lots of bat pokemon

this is like the weirdest porm

i meant like that centipede lookin one that's also kinda purpleish and poses like that.

Oh I had that pokeman and hes good

KENS

SNEK

SNEK IS SNEK FORWARDS

AND KENS IS KENS BACKWORDS

NO YOU DUMFUG

WOW RUDE MUCH ?

should i just continue from where i am 7 badges in Pokemon Black
or start fresh... since this save file is from 2012

Kobra Arbok

bok bok

Start over and have a team with only one type.

i don't think i would do that.
if anything, i'd just re experience the story, and try to actually catch more pokemon this time around.

Use pokemon that you've never used before.

i use the cool and pretty looking pokemon

Give the ugly ones a chance :(

i leave them in the PC box
:3

unless they have a decent evolution :P
then i'd just toss one of my two spare Exp share helmut on them and have them sit back.

If you give the ulgy ones a chance they can be just as good as the pretty ones

people like you are why Mimkyu is so sad :(

...

Hes ugly so he wears a pikachu outfit so he can have just one friend.....

i kinda like mimkyu tho

i would.

LUKA IRL

no!

uuuuuuughg
my body told me fuck you and put me to sleep
now im awake at eu time

AND YOU"RE POSTING HER

SHES KILLS POKEMONE

SHE BEATS POKEMON

SHES EVIL

STOP BEING SO EVIL AND USE THE POOR UNLOVED POKEMEONSD

THEY JUST WANT FRIENDS

OH

MY

GOD

LUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good timing~

I'm not evil!!1

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wut dud she doet to pokemen

i wanted to stay awake forever until i went kookoo in the head

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no that's bad... you need healthy rest

Beat them until they almost died so she could suck the power of them to open a portal to another realm with evil monsters in it

Shes also like 60

thats an issue of the past i got my rest
now i need to focus on the future and stay up for more than 48 hours

thats kinda hot she beats them up?
but shes 60
i guess shes evil even tho she doesnt look 60

nope ur only allowed 16 hours.

In the game shes says shes over 50.

can i have 24?
woah people make shit fast
soon enough they will model upskirt lillie!

she aged well
i wonder how she got her hair like that

24 tooo crippling

Dead animals

but im used to 24
i live with bags under my eyes

dont people of the pokemon world eat
pokemon too
like magikarp and slowpoke or milktank

They just yank on miltanks nipples for a reward.

I think it works with gardevoir too

It does for Grim.

grim would

Me and neru think the same

:c

are you the same person

everybody requires different amount of hours
i just happen to push my limit everyday

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like bakas?

bad

lol
:3

clever bakas think the same

clever bakas nonetheless

We are the SMARESTS

SMOLE AF

Smole and deadly

cute img
nonsensical text

You watched Orange..?

yes is cute
i watched 9 episodes eating curry rice

am I cute ?

of course

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