LONG AGO, ALL ACROSS THE GLOBE
I, PORKU, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF MARKETS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE ETHOS
BUT A FOOLISH HEGELIAN CRITIC
WIELDING A MATERIALIST DIALECTIC
CHIMED IN TO RESIST ME
BEFORE THE FINAL TOMES WERE PUBLISHED
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME
AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
WHERE MY RETURNS ARE LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO LEARN FROM THE PAST
AND UNDO THE STATE OF THINGS THAT IS PORKU
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First as tragedy, then as farce
Spectre of Marx
KARL MARX
First as tragedy, then as farce
Spectre of Marx
Marx Marx
Marx Marx Marx Marx
First as tragedy, then as farce
Spectre of Marx
KARL MARX
First as tragedy, then as farce
Spectre of Marx
Marx Marx
Marx Marx Marx Marx
First as tragedy,
Marx
Marx Marx Marx
KARL MARX
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Marx Marx Marx
Spectre of Marx
Marx
KARL MARX
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Fuck it, I did a thing…
Bat'ko is that you?
Maybe…
It is the madman himself
AND HE GOT TRIPS
cheka'd
Ok yeah, fuck it's me…
(checked)
Nice.
Could you send that to me
the video, so I can add the song to it as well
Where should I send it?
I was posting the monologue here to gauge the response, but I'd like to do a little animation of it when I get the time.
Bat'kos manarchist memes
and take your time with the animation if you want
Fugg DDD: This reminds me I should try to use Facebook again. I'll try to post it tomorrow, I'm up too late to try to dig up my login or make a new account (5:20 am here). Also I realized my source for Aku is animated so I won't forgive myself if I don't make a version with moving eyebrows.
That'll be a separate thing. The OC already has enough life of its own and I may not be able to finish animating while it's still relevant.
I chuckled OP
CHECK'EM
This is great
Will the animation show Marx horrified at the future, looking in shock at both liberal idpolers and right-wing idpolers?
Just make sure to send it if you can, famalam.
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Good shit comr8
Holy shit…
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fucking kekked
What do you think about todays episode?
Will Genndy save Western Animation?
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good work lads
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If contemporary sources are to be believed, they have actually a lot in common
I tried, I think I did okay but my mic is utter trash.
Pls forgive.
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pretty good, though the mic does ruin it. You should stand further away if thats the problem
think it may just be my trash mic my man
oh well
Do this and I'll put it on the front page of bunkerchan ;)
My reaction picture has become leftypol'd
I feel proud
Excellent, user.
My try
I need to control my breathing
May try to do it again, because I feel I can do better.
you need to fuck off
Why the hate?
because you are fucking cancer.
How?
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nigga I didn't even link it.
Fucking isn't, I hardly post :^)
I don't
Market socialism is a left wing ideology lad
kys fascist
No I support coops lad.
I still don't get how you can be so buttnuked after being unmoded for being a retard so long ago.
Wouldn't surprise me if your gravestone's message was complaining about those pesky bunkerniggers who led to your fall from power.
What's with all the Samurai Jack memes lately?
New season
Is it good? Loved the show when I was a kid.
its intense now
Animooted version, high-res webM
Also a version for you
And you
good job comrade
And here's the gif since the three videos plus this was over filesize limit.
10/10
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As long as capitalism is around, I am unsure. Doing this as a one-off from the getgo so he can get away with taking risks and care about making it art pretty much BTFOs the whole profit motive thing, since that would imply continued production until people get sick of it, and it's run into the ground.
The only thing that could ruin this for me is if it praises feudalism in some way, but even then it's still baller.
I think so far they're doing a good job building up without shooting their load early. XCIII specifically had some pacing issues, but it took the series over some pretty major lines, having Jack contemplate suicide and kill a human. So far it looks like they're going to give the series the end it deserves. Hopefully CN doesn't ruin it by doing episodes LI-XCI as prequels.
If Adult Swim gives him creative control and he does more shows with them (which he wants), then maybe.
He trained with the Merry Men or their equivalents, who were allied with feudal Japan somehow. Class struggle probably gets sidelined when you live in a world under siege by an embodiment of evil.
Okay Bat'ko, new idea for Leftypol Choir…
… the Samurai Marx theme song.
With your intro as Porku, of course. I hope we can get someone to animate the visuals of the opening. Anyone with me?
I was already going to do something like that. See I've been busy today but will probably have time to work on it tomorrow and mock up a quick storyboard. Since the opening monologue is paired with a series of stills and the song is the animated part, I could pretty quickly edit the thing to fit anybody's reading as well.
Missed this one somehow. The answer is yes. I'm thinking shot-for-shot parody, with your bit replacing these guys.
Genius.
Fuck it, I gave it a go too.
gud
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I liked the first post the best, sure it doesn't sound like Aku, but it works.
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probably the mic quality. To be fair aku's voice is hard to replicate especially without having an asian accent like his voice actor. rest in peace Mako Iwamatsu
Bat'ko has a good quality mic.
The timbre of his voice probably also relates to damage to his throat that ultimately killed him. It's a very hard voice to imitate, to the point that Genndy Tartakovsky considered completely redesigning Aku for season 5
Don't click if you don't want to be sad.
I'll do like some sort of Acapella remix to it.
Like I can beatbox pretty gud tbh
I was saying that bat'ko has a good mic compared to the other anons who contributed.
fuck
But the show is contrary to your beliefs….
*:^)
Thats what detournement is about
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Thanks, comr8.
Holla Forums > bunkerchan
But you're alright, Space, and I'm a libertarian market socialism via worker cooperatives kind of guy myself.
In what way, that the protagonist is the son of an emperor? That he wants to change the past? That there are supernatural elements? The show takes place in a world similar to but fundamentally different from our own. Ideas like "spook" and "reactionary" don't really apply to settings where evil physically exists and time travel is possible.
best one tbqh. Great job.
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I'm Just gonna go bump this if you don't mind
Sorry Bat'ko, this one is clearly superior
Bumping this glorious thread
Good thread.
10/10
Bat'ko you sexy beast
Fuck you for saging this glorious thread
Here's my reading.
breddy gud/10
Will anyone do a voice over for this part?
Bat'ko suggested something to that effect, and someone suggested this:
I would suggest changing "spectre of marx" to "Hegelian Marx" though. I'm sitting down to storyboard the whole intro right now since I have some free time.
Godspeed.
So, where would the new season of Samurai Jack fit into the context of Holla Forumsing the story?
That works. Then he'll get out of his rut by forcing himself to adapt to late-stage capitalism, creating a new theory of post-left Marxian dialectical materialism with situationist and Zizekian elements.
Fifty years have passed…
But… my theory does not age…
Time… has lost its effect on me…
Yet… the suffering continues…
Porku's grasp chokes the past… present… and future…
Hope… is lost…
First as tragedy, then as farce…
Hegelian Marx…
Barely changed anything tbh.
breddy gud
But Marx "died" (i.e., was flung through a time portal) in 1883. So it would be 134 years, not 50.
I know. It didn't seem to flow as well. A hundred thirty years have passed maybe. There's something about a nice round number though. 150 years might hit the right "distopian future" vibes for 2033.
You could say "over a century" instead, perhaps.
Well, fifty years have passed from the perspective of when he was thrown in the portal. Remember, Samurai Jack came from feudal Japan–who knows how far he really is in the future compared to his original time.
Fair enough.
According to the second episode it's "thousands of years" later. IIRC there's no precise timeline. If Marx was flung into the future and 50 years passed since then until now, that would put his arrival at 1967.
Wouldn't it be 2067? When Marx first arrives in the future, he has to deal with contemporary (2017) idpol and Porku's global forces.
You could take it that way too, but it's more depressing to imagine that capitalism will continue until 2067 than it is optimistic to imagine it starts to collapse in 2017. Lasting until 2067 does seem more appropriate for season 5 of Samurai Jack though.
Here is my attempt ad doing the thing.
You got it.
These are terrible without the music
fug u
add the music
And the Daughters of Porku could be extremely vicious Holla Forumslacks and/or ancaps, whichever fits best.
And the Daughter that Marx ends up inadvertently killing represents shedding the blood of the internally innocent, those who could have potentially been shown the light of leftism instead of dying in fruitless sectarian in-fighting.
somebody should make a game of kultural marx in the 21st century trying to collect lost pages of volume 4 of capital vs porkies
it could be a cute platformer
Karltural Marx is Samurai Marx's version of Mad Jack.
Perfect.