I have a daddy and am not looking for another one!

I have a daddy and am not looking for another one!

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Senpaithread!

(Loco)
Suuuure.
Whatcha doin'?

(Scoot)
Autoplay got me to Sk8erboi, too.

itis full of shit right that was not too early right

Living off the sea and working on my art. I wanna start a pirate radio station but nowhere delivers

Did she say see ya later boi?

I want a daddy

Yeah. She needed to come back down to earth.

Do pirate radio stations still exist?

Then get one elma

Hot diggity

Pfft. How?

I dunno

Do you want a girlfriend or a daddy?
Both, or either?

Gitlfriend and daddy are the same thing.

I mean I'd prefer a girlfriend, but a daddy who would buy me things and "take care of me" would be cool too I guess.

...?

Ahh, alright.

...

hiya people

Hello.

Did you just assume my species

any luck with ds

Maybe they were not greeting you, Scoot.
Take the hint.

Heyo.

I wish Fortune would talk to me.

Mean.

Oioi. Don't make it sound like I don't want to.
I just didn't know where to go from an empty linkin'.
Glad to hear you're not completely sick of me, though.
Got any plans?

I agree.
What a bully.

I texted my Dad about turkey day tomorrow and then instantly regretted it and feel sick now.

What are you up to?

Oh, thanksgiving.

Black Friday when

I think one of the standard build orders is to build it at 12 probes.

Why sick?
I'm up to nothing, I'm bored as all heck.
Incredibly hungry, too. Should eat something, at some point.
That's all, really.

none so I downloaded a ps2 emulator and i have been playing that

what's happening

gay

The day after like every other year.

Anxious. First holidays etc etc. I have a backup plan to go chill with my friend's fam instead if I have to.

Nothing, really. Superbored.
You up to anything?

If with your family, who will you celibrate Thanksgiving with? I dunno the tradition well.

beep beep

playing vidja

nuh
it's great
I can finally finish the dothack games

Ban sabs

I seeee

???

...

I just said I am welcome at my friends' family's Thanksgiving.

The whole holiday is based on genocide so the whole thing is lame anyway.

lol.

Havin' fun?

You also said it's the backup plan, no?

Perhaps your opponent wishes to lose mmr.

Buses are lame

Honk honk, honky.

Is this your wayof telling me you've eaten too many fajitas

Oh, I didn't understand your question.

My dad, my sister and her bf, my step-mom's whole family, cousins and stuff. Ugh. idunno I'd rather just get drunk with my buddy tbh at least I know for sure I'm welcome there.

Quite the opposite, actually. I've had no food since lunchtime yesterday and a large coffee, so I'm kinda dizzy. I'm thinking about grabbing some tacos in a minute.

no u

Buses are powerful beasts. Respect them.

Iam so shit at managing my army ;;

Well thats pretty silly, go get eats you silly thing.

Ahh alrighty.
Family problems suck...
I can't deal well with my late stepfather's family well, and my biological father's family is.. a Grandma who disappereared, with rumors of her whereabouts, an uncle who doesn't let us know anything important, and the man himself, who's living in the country again, I hear.
Too bad.
Mom's family is good, tho.

What is wrong with you go eat

Beebo knows what's up.

I was trying to save room for turkey day, but I gotta get some Tex-Mex in mah belly.

Did You Know : You meed to eat food to live.

You know what laxatives are for right?

...

I mean I pretty much brought it upon myself and I'm probably just overthinking everything like usual but like. I don't wanna go if I know I'm gonna be miserable and uncomfortable and embarrassing.

That.. sounds.. like some sort of movie tbh. x_x

WATCH ME

I just throw up. It's more ladylike.

A huge dick is Draco's patronus. Fitting.

You are focusing on only one race at least. The muscle memory will kick in eventually.

anyhow, post cock.

That is bad for your teeth

...

Can't help with that much, but I feel like, if you might be overthinking it, it might be an idea to go to family, just to see if you are.
But you shouldn't spend the day feeling uncomfortable.. So I dunno.

Did you do the potter tests?
Or ya gonna do 'em later?
Care, thr Patronus one has sound.

Bitch eat something >:(

You shouldnt even br skipping breakfast. If you do it again I'll punch you til you throw up.

Well, that's the thing. Like if I go I'm stuck there the whole day cause it's in a different state and I don't have a car and stuff. I'd drive down with my dad.

It's just all weird. I'm hoping my dad doesn't text me back tbh

...

...

...

...

why

this tbh
I've not eaten since... fuck I should eat something today lol

Ooh right. USA is big.
I can get anywhere in the country in... 2-3 hours?
One hour to most places.

Lol losers

That's convenient.

Go! Eat!

Right?
Most Dutchposters live close together, I'm the exception. Pretty sure they could reach eachother in like 30 minutes, station to station, or with a car.

Got chips~
Lol what is health
Heyo, ikti.

I haven't eaten since 2012, waiting for the rapture.

Sup Fort

that's not bad.

Right?
And Public Transporation here is pretty decent, and free for students.
Glorious.
I miss free traveling.

Fort be good. Getting better.
How is ikti?

it's like $2.00 for a single busride here.

Citybus.

Megabus

€3 here. I think.
Trains get more expensive though.

I think trains start down in Boston.

Why is thr megabus guy so horrifying? Who Fucking thought that was a good idea

Aptly represents the horrifying reality of the megabus

I dunno where you live.
Or anything about the geography of the USA.
Like, I can name a good few states, and could place a couple on a map, but not many.

They have a blown up picture of this guy on the backs of their buses

His head is like three meters across

My German surgeon waifu wants our first date to be a goat sacrifice in a cozy park

I want to spend money on meaningless things again help

...Washington isn't in mid-east USA,...?
This test fucks me up. Rip confidence

what things

Magnum donger wand

what test

also keyboards

sporcle.com/games/g/states

post keyboard

Me; What, I'm sure I spelled that right!

Mmmmmm...chalupas.

Pok3r
KBP V60 (Cherrry or Gateron, not sure)
Cheap Chink knockoff

23/50
More than I imagined.
But putting my brain on rapid-fire makes me dumber every minute.
I tried 'milwawkee' more than once.

Post image tho

Chalupa???

Of what? What I want?

Chalupa!

*chalupas you*

Whatsa chalupa

Wass that?

yes

...

It's like a taco with an extra thick tortilla. Kind of a flat bread. I wanted something filling to get me through the afternoon.

Boring!

ALRIGHT I'LL GET FOOD, JEEZ

Do it, Cookie. Then tell me what you got and how it was, please.

Why do all these props of women have realistically rendered nipples

What kind of sicko made these

But 60% programmable /w Cherry MX Blue switches.

Fun fact: her eyebrows look around the back of her head. It's a reverse unibrow.

Sounds tasty
Now im not worry

how do people get 200+ APM

that is like 4 actions per second almost

I'm starting to feel less light headed. Still gotta get the coffee out of my system.

You spam control keys and make boxes to create a rhythm that you continue throughout the game.

Pee in my mouth?

Sure.
Gonna go to the takeout place again.
Gonna read what nationality it is, this time.
Gonna get 'Black Pepper Beef. Will take a pic maybe.'

Holy fuck. That vid is pretty.
What happens when typing though?
Fuckin' epileptic attacks.

Depends on the game.
I have Dota games with 150+
And I'm not anywhere near 'good'

Ewwwwwwwww

Yummmmmmm

:(

Were you stung by a Portuguese manowar?

time to get my trusty sabs beater out again.

See that's why I need a GoPro.

I have it set to permanently on though,

Yes, repeatedly
🐟

Like a circlet?

I would take a picture to verify but I'm frightened of ehat she'll look like without her wig.

Get it out of your brown grotto? Better check for bats first.

Well, if it's a medical emergency...

Loco, this is what happens when you lock up at night.

I thoroughly enjoyed that last set of snaps you sent loco

I approve of your work

My keyboard is set up to light my keys on actuation, and keep them lit for about a second.

ITS A PORTER ROBINSON SHOW? Imma have to sneak in tonight.

I have 3 modes for that
2 of them are themed, one's just a reactive gray-white on actuation

then I have an evangelion-01 themes one with glowing eyes

a rainbow scroll

and a rainbow fade

YES. Since your ass is mine.............

Yea, you kinda gotta

Thanks. Im sure the people will rented him out to will love him too.

We

Take your reverse unibrow gf!

You wish. Kiss my Converse.

;_____;

Noo. Her nips freak me out ._.

dead community

My nips dispense A&W root beer and Mt Dew Baja Blast.

Hi Grim

that's fukken hawtu

hello

just think of the smell on a particularly warm day

Not Code Red? Geez, not sure im that into your boobs anymore sorbrunzel

...

I dig

♥

I could make a very tacky joke, but I won't.

Please
I din wanna die uwu

Foooods~

... Bleeding nipples? Please dont. Babies are scary.

What's up buttercup?

Playing some sad music for no reason

I want to cry

but I can't bring myself to tears

I need a catharsis

I had an exam today that I aced, the rest of the class didn't do so hot

I'll feed you to loco's penis.

Grim
You are curry
That should be bawworthy enough

I was thinking about treating myself to some Japanese curry earlier

but I decided ill watch a movie at the cinema later instead

I had a bacon turkey egg and cheese on ciabatta bun because the local DD was out of FUCKING SHREDDED TURKEY

the Boston Kreme donut finish was delectable tho

would consume again/10

how about this song about an exchange between this guy and his estranged mentally ill absent mother who has da cancur

Try estrogen :^)

Thats a damn good eat
Im thinking chineses tonight

seconding estrogen

everybody clap your turd cutters, its curry emo hour

Vocals tend to kill those pure blue moods

thanks though, it's nice

no

watch the SODIUM content

so am I supposed to pucker my asshole or what

...Again?

"so am I supposed to pucker my asshole or what"

-grim (not gay)

imagine clapping your turd cutter on a taco shell

buy me taco today?

dubs confirm

it would be extremely painful

for you

want it through hungryhouse?

GRIMS BUYING TACOS FOR EVERYONE :D

MASALA IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE BHAJI THEY WILL NOT MEAL
FEAR IS HOW I BALTI
CONFUSING WHATBIS CURREAL

...

no just Erin, and she's going to have to do something for me first

It was a joke, Grim :(

however you'd prefer. paypal is easiest, but we could do hungryhouse, or preferably just eat, cause i think the latino grill place isnt on hungryhouse so only just eat has taco

i can try help you cry if you like

a mutual back scratch scenario where i get dinner and you get depression

:)

Hey look man if its a question of playing with your ketchup nips i can do that for you mang

Free taco's?

...

I have cripplid deTACOression

no fuck off it's just me you guys are super not special enough

Curryrippling

🍛

For everyone

(your) life is a joke

It's just a joke, relax.

I don't know what to feel but my heart kinda aches I guess

no no I want something else

how much is it

I'd rather you suck me off if you were a girl, but you're not

so clipping my nails will have to do

basically

...

No, no. That sounds about right.

💪

I can get a taco anytime I want because my country doesn't SUCK

Are we even now

Curry

Wouldnt it be crazy if i were a girl. And like as weird and pretty as i am.

Wouldn't that be thr weirdest thing.

for taco, minimum order £10, delivery £2, card fee £0.50 = $15.55 USD

i could get something else much cheaper but taco meme

what do you desire

...

Pho

I'd make you my bitch

I'd fuck you and comb your hair after

okay, hmu on steam

Yes.

nice, must be so cool to have a taco you bought yourself

totally unburdened by curry daddy's love

good

...

Well when you put it like that...

lmao youtube.com/watch?v=F0r9D6HZEnU

I am pho

wew
that's Loco, yo

Grim confirmed for gay

Grim would you put cumin my curry

sounds pretty good eh

this is assuming he was a girl instead of a guy ofc
hypothetical scenario

I see what you are trying to do here

you will not accomplish it

sausage and mash > curry

Sabs protect me from the curry daddy hes trying to steal me ;~;

...

Lock up ur locos

grim's in town

I'd make you my bitch

I'd fuck you and comb your hair after

She knows
She just doesn't care

...

it was a terrible deal and i politely declined the taco

While as pretty as he is now.

To be honest grim I dont think I'det yiu do me in the ass unless you were a girl anyway

prettiness is a magnitude

I wouldn't do you in the ass if you were a girl even

I hope you can unite yourself with taco soon

I have the biggest crush rn omg

NOT IT

brb

what my heart truly yearns for is a spicy chicken rodeo burger and a bepis, but it will never, ever be worth the greasy things you seek i'm afraid.

boxes?

pfft you wish

what

Goddem

When did twitch video archives start providing a chat replay?

there was an extension for a while but sometim the last year I think

they made the player html5 by default too amazing

I never watch Twitch, but I know I've seen replays with a chat replay before. Coulda been Twitch, but I dunno.

jiiii

Never again.
I'm fuckin' sick now

Gg forty

kill me~

You're an idiot.

Gee, ya think?

back, was browsing some black friday deals

Ps4 with uncharted 4 for 230
Titanfall 2 for 27
Bloodborne for 15
The last of us remastered for 15

r8/8

BlackFriday2016 deathtoll predictions: go!

1 or 0
in the US at least

my bepis cannot come fast enough

i am so in the mood for bepis cloa

...

is it even outside the US?

Ps4 is outmoded

It wasnt even useful to begin with

I have no idea rofl

What about the new god of war game

buying it for that alone tbh

must excuse, cannot sentence

That OP image thooooo

Up to 6 hours of fun

I've had this ghost thumbnail of Lillie on my screen for the past few hours, and I still love it.

ehh fuck

how grim

yo soot

after looping requiem of silence a couple of more times, slightly better

cant wait to get ps4

I dont like that character at all

hi hi

whats up fortune

soto die in a fire for no reason

Too much of a chickenshit?
She gets better.

oh?
thats good to hear

no no no dont do that

...

Ooh.
What games ya lookin' to play

See
I fucked up Sotes.

I got 2l of bepis with my order

Did you find stuff

i two cans because i prefer it not in a plastic bottle

i have autism, very specific likes and dislikes

we havin tacos tonight

...

chicken burger and extra bepis

yo have you ever played bloodborne?

rip no taco

see

yes
see

Actually, she starts breaking out of it by the second island.

I dunno, I just really like her, she's super cute, and her growth was kind of super nice.
And by the end she's basically perfect, IMHO.

...

I just finished the fire trail
I dont see it yet

No, but it's objectively more fun than Dark Souls with a plot comparatively lacking in substance, going for style instead.

Lol

Sounds good, sounds good.

0.9 for a pepsi
Pretty good
How much pepsi is that?

330ml bepis can

sorry erin has greasy tits

sounds like an interesting tradeoff

I mean.
She's already stopped saying that she dislikes watching pokemon battle, IIRC.

And she's taking more active efforts to get places on her own, through routes where encounter rates are all but unavoidable.

At the point where you're at it felt way more like a quiet resignation to the fact that she'll never be able to live up to the reputations of the people around her.

But she gets over that one too.

hey fuck you it is you who is trying greasy things not my boopts

Bobits

I'm going to meme you until you're in tears

Huh.
That is pretty good.

wait is rin falling in love with a girl from the new pocket men game

could one be more of an autistic loser

is it? i remember when they were like 30p when i was little

burgers and tacos are pretty greasy :3

goodluck man
I totally didn't plan all this btw

Yeah sure.

ugh games

hmm?

hey rin do a spooge on me

I only spooge for select fairy types, sorry.

Aye, but it's pretty good for nowadays.

Wait, what are you ordering from?

GRIOOOO

you spooge for fake animals lol

just eat, they have lotsa takeaways

...

Humans are animals too.

rin makes man cement for pokéman

Nice. Just got takeaways myself.
Walked tho.

Nah, I can't fam
I have a family dinner to attend to tomorrow

how bad do your farts smell?

I have not farted since, and the answer generally changes.

what is this fucking filth

anyway hope it was a good buy

im looking for keyboards but idk

An adult male over analyzing a kids movie.

JEJ

I didn't buy yet
actually im buying bloodborne and last of us right now

get corsair k70 lux.

...

...

I'm actually looking at a Pok3r but it's expensive and these cheap Chinese 60%s are so alluring

Hail hydra

yare yare daze

I need my Friday Jojo fast

60% keyboards are ew

I need to learn how to fold clothes at twice the speed I normally do so I can survive on my own

tfw

...

What does 60% keyboard mean?
What is the other 40%?

numpad

and arrow keys and home ins pgup etc

and fkeys apparently

Alrighty.

Why tho

LOL

If you had the choice to cum inside Ikt or Subtle, who would you choose?

I was gonna throw Loco in there too but he's not even cute so fuck that

i'd be the one coming in you anyway soto

because numpad is comfy
also arrowkeys for haphazard scrolling

loco is cute

None of them
Theyre all std riddled

But you're not answering Soto's question.
If you had the choice to cum inside Ikt or Subtle, who would you choose?

If you had the choice to cum inside Soto or Scoot, how would you kill yourself?

hjkl for that
i am used to no-numpad life, haven't used one since forever
i can probably deal with the f-keys, the del/home/end/pgup/pgdn hidden under an fn-layer and there's 3 other layrs for the pok3r but im not sure if theres anything with the cheapo keyboards but gateron switches and kailh should be great

Dude I fucking lol'd irl and choked on my pineapple juice

Sasuga Fortune

You're not dom enough you subby moled fuck

YOU're not supposed to opt for kill yourself, baka.

Hemingway bestway

I dont even know how I would do one of those things

Kill all owlfuckers

nah man everybody's fapped to that

death to furries
and jews

addasdda

GAS FURR

...

Lates

and then giving them kissies and eating up the puke right

Not weird

Physics

Cap'n murrica

...

((((Awoo))))

bump

I'm not a furry, just a fishdog.

Benp

...

I have this really weak Ledian, and I've stalled.
And I've stalled.
And I've stalled...
...and I've stalled...

and it just won't call a fucking polytoed for me.

...

how does it describe the spruce wood on your profile?

I swear, this polytoed is going to have four perfect ivs, be shiny, and have its hidden ability by the time it finally fucking shows up.

I'VE BEEN CHAINING THIS SOS BATTLE FOR OVER AN HOUR AHHHHHHH

Oh boy I love internet quizzes xd

Tee hee

who are u
mysterious user?

kewl
that tell me a bunch about you!
^_^

Ledian calls for help.
Ledian appears.
Ledian calls for help.
Ledian appears.
Ledian calls for help
Castform appears.
Ledian calls for help.
Ledian appears.
Ledian calls for help.
Its help didn't appear.
Ledian calls for help.
Ledian appears.
Ledian calls for help.
Ledian appears.

Whoever thought this up is a fucking sadist.

Whitey looks cute~

Test

You can't just call someone Whitey you RACIST

Awoooooooooo

Racist.

racist much???

It just fucking strugglecided.

I'm actually kind of sour right now.
I'll be more sour if the rain's over.

Why is this cancerous thread on the front page

Why do you care?

Fuck off

idk; smh tbh fam
kys

...

Because it's cancer and it's on the front page.

...

*glomps you*

No need to take things so cereal, baka :3

...

dragon or unicorn or some other core i havent seen?
a short wand? a long wand?
flexable... or more stiff wand non swishy?

beech wood suits you~ nice and subtle and require skillz
:)

i've always nicknamed her whitey~
silly rin... you know this.

none of that PC culture nonsense.
just a cute nickname for her~

;P

you are unique!

hi there newbie.... welcome to Holla Forums

:O am special?

Unicorn hair. 10". Reasonably supple.

Sounds pretty good.
hopefully you dont just let any melancholy get to you. :)

all the things add up and help me reaffirm what you are like!

yup! Strong and boisterous!

Based cloud.

Am I late ?

Why would I feel melancholy?

i dunno.. you tell me. i'm just thinking...
"Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may 'die' and need replacing."

kinda gets me thinking.

What kind of monster are you?

my internet is being stupid and i've had a migraine for the past 25 hours
hooray for thanksgiving break, i sure do love my family
at least i have time to do all this schoolwork that determines whether i pass or fail all of my classes in between periods of being immobilized by pain, nausea, vertigo, distorted perceptions, etc. and so on.

the worst i've had so far is 3 in a row but yeah it's a sickening system

...

I was wondering if I could non-ironically win.
I screwed up too many times before.

woah... ur wand says you are visionary... and have a depth to you!

wampus makes you a bold warior type!

that first one wasn't meant to be a link
blame my internet

It must be thoroughly demoralizing for Neru after she finally managed to defeat the A.I. on hard.

...

How true do you think that is ?

Surely i'm not bold

If I'm trying for something normal it's usually fine.
Like trying to get a butterfree off a caterpie.

But when I want these weather specific ones it's like pulling teeth with plastic pliers.

She's happy that I'm making progress and has someone to duoq with.

RUDE

Kinda wanna play SC2 again now, but don't want the horrible feeling of knowing I'm always going to be suboptimal

You have a 'bold' Aura about you that's for sure.
maybe a different kind of bold than you yourself are thinking of.

The wand's stats just confirm my perceptions about you.

i don't even want to imagine having to go through that
i hate completing the pokedex

We're all suboptimal here.

oh shit, N++ is out
too bad the pricing is way off

WHAT DID I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like this every time I consider trying to learn the game. I only played 1, so everything I knew is gone and my mechanics now are abysmal.

I just do it for the shiny charm.

It wasn't this much of a pain in the ass in other games.

Yea but it makes me feel bad

Yeah. I was a little dumb kid for BW, but knowing how bad your mechanics are feels like suffering.

I want to kill myself every time I get supply blocked and my minerals/gas go over 500.

everything

Are you starting SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, sounds about right. What race?

I played random in Brood War.

i've never done a pokedex
i always give up

I honestly don't blame you.

Disgusting

noo

I tried to avoid mirror matchups at least.

GOOD

you

you

you

WHO WOULDA THOUGHT

ZvZ is my downfall
I had like 60% ZvT, 70% ZvP and 30% ZvZ

omfg TTTT____TTTT

We did not have those fancy percentages when I played. I can only say that TvT was the most tedious matchup.

In BW was that just tanks marines and medics?

Tank/Goliath drops and the ships that had cloak. I forgot their name, but I think they were wraiths.

Is your perception of me that i'm a Viking?

Yup, wraiths. Beats the times when ZvZ was literally who had the bigger muta ball

?

:O

ur a bird?

lol
nah

caw

guess what house

oh hang on maybe this will be better idea

Gryfindor?

this is stupid i hate all of these things

ok?

...

I'm a viking.

Same Hogwarts house as me.

lets see if you will be the same ilv house as i?

woah...

"Yew wands are among the rarer kinds, and their ideal matches are likewise unusual, and occasionally notorious. The wand of yew is reputed to endow its possessor with the power of life and death"
"and yet yew retains a particularly dark and fearsome reputation in the spheres of duelling and all curses"

:3

Reading people's wards is like looking into the person themself~

If you say so~

:3

why did you cut it off there?
they're also seen as fierce protectors too

does the ilvermony house matter?

what is ilvermony?
the american hogwarts?

Birb

Yes, its the NA hogwarts equivalent from the new movie.

maybe those starcraft dreams I had really exhausted me more than let me sleep

the first few minyoots of the game building base and spamming probes and gates and first zealots over and over

again and again

I feel sleepy already

I got aids reading this

I'm a strong nordic man.

i was getting there~
:3

yes yes... the wand tell the truth. it fits you.

protector and hero

Yew fits you.

"the yew wand never chooses either a mediocre or a timid owner."

Why aren't you guys offline spending time with your more than likely awful families.

Play more. Do not sleep. :3

zapdos
:3

You picked average height, didn't you.

It's still yesterday in freedom land

One of my faves
CawCawCaw

Have fun with that.

lol.

...

Oh fuck. I forgot.

Timezones, they'll getcha.
How is everyone

That need no woman?

if you say soooo

maybe one or

two more

It's like getting a lobotomy as he tries to type even more retarded to appear as anime girl irl.

i guess Team Mystic Articuno really does suit me.

I'm my own woman

...

what do you do?

Cranky because I want to play SC2 but don't want to realize how much I've gotten worse.

That post wasn't much better because of the grammar.

Mine?
It was grammatically correct.

I suck my own dick

I just saw that rn on my yt

Digging the instrumental
Not digging the T-Pain-esque autotune

eww

"...to appear as anime girl irl."
It should be:
"...to appear as an anime girl irl."
My mother doesn't use the word(s) a(n) so I get triggered by it.

Tew kewt

OH FUCK SON

THAT SUDDEN CHANGE WHEN HE GETS TO THE CLUB

SHIT IS FIRE FAM

no

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>It's like getting a lobotomy (main) as he tries to type even more retarded (clause) to appear as anime girl (clause) irl [in real life] (preposition).
I did miss an article and noticed that when typing the preceding while waiting for you to respond.

*hugs*

rawr

I dunno grammar well enough to make sense of that. I just have a spidey-sense of knowing something's wrong on account of being a native speaker.

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meow

The missing "an" (and the internet shorthand) were the only thing wrong with it. That's the entire purpose of clauses: to clarify without redundantly just writing s/v and other clauses. All of the clauses in that sentence were in sequential order, clarifying parts of the statement/clause preceding it.

Ah.

The two I marked as (clause) were both two clauses in and of themselves; each as/to is its own clause as is the part starting with "like".

5'8 is pretty average.

/pet

God damn granola

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did you get horned serpans too?

fuck

I guess I'm an above average Indian.

But average to the 5'10 height of the world/USA is what I meant.

I wont take the quiz till I watch the movie

she look like she boutta give the succ

My wand is a solid 12 inches.

;)

If those two cats had a kitten it might grow up to look like a normal cat.

same

it's a pretty hard wood
but flexible too

or an abomination

probably more likely to grow up to be an incredibly fucked up cat

Took me a second to realize that woman was being cut open.

rate

Is she from K-On 2; Wind and Brass ensemble edition?

That's what you have Desu for.

i was first

thats trumpet girl

Pretty good quality

Ye

Need to see if there's any full color doujins out for it yet

read me your woody description

your house fits :^)

I dont like to think about that fact when I post it

just the granola

my post came before yours
fuck the timestamp

ur pretty good quality

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in my mind im the winner

Japan is a scary place.

I too got Slytherin.

the movie is pretty alright, not all to flashy tho.
the characters are good, and the story is subtle.. and interesting?

not a bad movie.

your hippogrif is kewl

The druids considered anything with a woody stem as a tree, and vine makes wands of such a special nature that I have been happy to continue their ancient tradition. Vine wands are among the less common types, and I have been intrigued to notice that their owners are nearly always those witches or wizards who seek a greater purpose, who have a vision beyond the ordinary and who frequently astound those who think they know them best. Vine wands seem strongly attracted by personalities with hidden depths, and I have found them more sensitive than any other when it comes to instantly detecting a prospective match. Reliable sources claim that these wands can emit magical effects upon the mere entrance into their room of a suitable owner, and I have twice observed the phenomenon in my own shop.

(Nezumi)
The druids considered anything with a woody stem as a tree, and vine makes wands of such a special nature that I have been happy to continue their ancient tradition. Vine wands are among the less common types, and I have been intrigued to notice that their owners are nearly always those witches or wizards who seek a greater purpose, who have a vision beyond the ordinary and who frequently astound those who think they know them best. Vine wands seem strongly attracted by personalities with hidden depths, and I have found them more sensitive than any other when it comes to instantly detecting a prospective match. Reliable sources claim that these wands can emit magical effects upon the mere entrance into their room of a suitable owner, and I have twice observed the phenomenon in my own shop.

SEEING DOUBLE

hehe xd

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hiss hiss🐍🐍

so mysterious

ty ty
hey grim is the harry potter thing worth doing

it's not.

okay good

Nezumi is a Wampus house.

Harry Potter sucks so nah

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tru

And its got girth

Sci should do the harry potter test thingy

:)

Jesus fucking christ. I thought it was stillborn for a minute.

baby got back

uuuuuuuuughghghghghhghghghghghghghhg >. >

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Not just girth.

:)

it'll help me figure you out.

i thought so too the first time i saw it.

if a bullet penetrates an object completely, does that object lose mass equal to the cylinder/cone of penetration, or is that mass preserved?

if any physics people know

ooh what else

feet and nipples

toes and hoes

what an odd combination

Sure.

someone make a new fucking thread

No everyone has them.

mass is shifted ...if the bullet was perfect clean through

but in reality bullet rip through and cause objects to lose mass due to all the fragments it tears through, spewing out the other end?

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