*record scratch*

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup that's me. and the hot girl on the left? that's my sister. wanna know how we got into this silly situation? well it's kind of a funny story really. but i wouldn't want you to miss anything. so first off we gotta go BACK.

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3d porn is so gross

like I mean why what sort of people ironically or unironically watches it Ijust do not understand what is the appeal maybeI am broken because not into sex but Ishould not really be broken it is the sex people who are broken tbh

unless the goal is to like gross people out

kind of like gore or derpy shockshites I guess

\endblog

I still accidentally catch myself eating paper

this is like my ded board where I circlejerk about pix alone and mainly post derpy webms too awful for this thread

...

I did not remember the 5th of november

jewsssss

Good morning.

yep

...

LOL

Hello.

still only 2/3 finished with first wing

school kills tim

First wing?

for pix plushie

Can we get pix of pix when it's finished?

I want to fuck that anime girl.

maybeeee

niggers tongue my anus...

well then

far too lazy to port a folder to this machine... :/

Having fun?

delet window

hao 42 das sys32

no

Same


Just me and echo then!


Whoa

yas ubuntoo

...

*laugh track*

not even my final form lol

Im gonna sub to this guy, then he's gonna wake up and see his subscriber base increased by 50% overnight and be so happy

lol he was using 12 in that episode...

...

lol sheldon get on mah lvl

tfw 5 years ago was 2011-2012

yesterday was 24 hours ago

today is now... something something a present

hakune matata

what a wonderful phrase

it means no worries...

minicrush on timon

nala tho

Wait no I'm not a furry

ruind mah song u norsfag asshat

...

FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS

so it isn't limited to plants after all

kovu

its our problem free... philosophy

...

...

I wanna licc subtles butthole

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

lion king lore on deviantart is almost as serious bsns as sonic oc

never gonna give you up

hungarians aren't even slavs

...

maaad wooorld

o stahp... no rly

i got no reaction pic in this machine

...

Woah, we're half way there

LIVING ON A PRAYER

...

shoulda seen it in color

...

rm /bin/rm

I'm imagining Subtle on kareoke bar

He'd probably forget to wear pants or he's fall and embarrass himself or something along those lines.

His voice would probably crack when he figured people were laughing at him for missing his pants!

nonono not like this

wht distro

ubuntu 16.04 lts

You're so cruel.

You started it!

so sleepy

gtg l8r

...

cd . .
cd
ls
cd . .

DING

...

Didn't do nuffin!

...

+1

whatdoes +1 mean

praise kek

...

...

Goodnight.

na I thought yoy just woke up

Is this a sticker gril?

Yush

Very fitting for you

Because it's kawaii, right?

Because it's cheap.

...

...

I dunno if that means yes, but I'm taking that as a yes!

Anyways I gotta go, I'll be back in maybe an hour!

Accidentally clicked post. Yeah, something like that.

See you.

I might

food and

toothbrush and

bed and

*bwush teef

i have holes in my ears now
also i spent most of last night in bed with a guy and a girl and no clothes

Well done.

Dynamic que was a great idea.

but i had to go home and hope my brother didn't shoot me because he was mad at the cops
and he broke all the phones in the house
he was passed out in bed when i got home
then this morning he barged into my bedroom and asked to borrow my phone, yelled at my mom for a few minutes, then asked for a ride to find his car
i don't think he could have missed that i got my ears pierced but he didn't say anything

Double world champ does whatever the fuck he wants

...

Quite the story.

it all happened

That was fucking intense.

never have i ever fucked in a tent

The F1 race silly

i don't watch sports
that image has some good advice though

What happened after they stopped it on the 21st lap?

I need me some more Rustle loli.

90 percent sure he got in a bunch of trouble for tracing and referencing child porn

Too much.

Uh, so they did a few laps there and stopped it again, restarted it again and then no words.

Massa crashes and ended his F1 career, onions were cut, everybody had massive respect for Massa while he walked back to pits.

Max switched to Intermediates, which flopped and switched to Wet again after the next SC, SOMEHOW gets from P16 to P3 in like 20 laps.

What a god in rain.

reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/5cri3b/2016_brazilian_grand_prix_post_race_discussion/

Rustle is fine, yo.

pixiv.net/member.php?id=229671

how is that relevant to whether or not it's acceptable to procrastinate studying for exams by masturbating?

It's Rustle.

that comic is Rustle??

js he probably was/is under investigation for it.

Tsk, of course.


Nah Japan allows to own loli harems so I guess it's ok.

i thought he just drew smug-faced full-color stuff

That too.

the entire basis of loli legality is the victimless crime take on it. When you reference/trace actual cp, it's not victimless.

youtube.com/watch?v=G4VmJcZR0Yg

yeah i just didn't know he did comic stuff too

iirc it was just accusal from people on the web instead of any investigation launched against the dude, and the dude had enough for a while of people denouncing his stuff as "simply traced", because that was what actually annoyed the dude, being called a fake.

Eh. I need more cute stuff though.

why are bathrobes so expensive?


lucky you

Hi, I'm cute stuff.

show us your dick

hey cute stuff this is dad

Hello cute stuff.

Cute/lewd is the best combo

i'm cute :3

oh my god it was beautiful

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

"your dick"


hi dad who are you


Hey AngeLMegumin


Cute AND lewd?!

it's actually scary/lewd. like the nurses from silent hill.

im currently running a high fever so my reality is a little distorted.

Right?


Yup!

uhu


*900pps*

i mean, fear-arousal is a super intense feeling and also quite good, but cute-lewd is just nice and comfy

i did a lot of cute and lewd things last night
i may never recover

I'm current running a marathon so my reality is a little distorted.


Well that's just lewd. and cute


900 pepperoni points? Impossible!

the boston marathon?

13 spots in 20 laps under very wet conditions is impossible!

Yeah? Details.


My specialty

I want a cute lewd thing.

/lewds

Yeah, actually. How did you know?


I don't know what that means!


I don't believe you.

I have to go look at another house today. I am worried it will be to costly.

;3

well i was hanging out with friends and drinking a little and two of them were trying to get lewd with me so we went back to the girl's room and all cuddled up on her bed and there was scratching and biting and kissing and the guy took everything but his boxers off and i took everything but my panties off and the other girl just took everything off and we cuddled for like, two and a half hours
there's claw marks on my back and hers

steal it

i am le spy

someday ill get to have qt things in our bed again

I am calling le police.

Hell no.
I hope they allow pets.

dont' despair!
cute is all around you!

A cute thing, loco.


Formula 1 race today was intense!


Did you not fuck

"hello, is os poleesi?"

Nico Nico Rosberg is a peice of shit

Cars! Gasoline! Wheels!


yes, das polesi

there wasn't any fucking but the girl was grinding on my thigh really hard and she was noticeably aroused

what es probleem?

Es turns aut that yew arr pidofile

yew arr under assest!

Vroom!

I take you don't like car stuff c:


Lewd.

NOU

i told you it was lewd!
but it was also cute!

I haven't ever really been interested in it at all ^^

Though it's pretty neat to see some of the things people here are interested in that's so different from anime.

Heavy petting with Revy.


Ah, I see. I've always liked cars and stuff but people around me don't seem very excited about it.

What not-anime stuff do you follow?

Oh shit, I am le devastated.


Mmn, I guess mine would be hockey.

aaaaah finally rest again

and leftover beers

Ice hockey, probably?

You better believe it.


Sounds lewd enough. No fugg tho?

That's the one!


I can't believe it! I won't believe it!

i know, but were currently hosting fam til they get back on their feet after some stuff

Yay, skates and sticks and pucks!

Exactly!

petting heavy~

no fugging

that's not cute ;~;

I believe it plenty, I have evidence


Hm, guess a hand down the panties is nice too.

...

but it is what has to be done

time to lie down some more

*wish patting*

...

there may have been some hands down my panties

Wait what

Lie down and die

What a slut :3

i'm a pure and virgin soul trapped in the body of a whore

Entirely fabricated.


*emma exploding*

calling bullshit

Not convinced


Shh

...

Zappos keeps sending me free money and I don't know why

Oh man this animation is awesome but the lack of cheesy Eurobeat puts me off


Oh no, how bad is this?

Does anyone want a $5 Zappos code

squash pls

That's just downright rude.

pure and virgin soul!

i mean, i had a girl and a guy each playing with one of my boobs at once, but no one fugged
i'd say that counts

stevean?

I actually don't save or look at nudes of posters unless I'm involved with them in some way.

souls dont real

no, me

Slap your Thinkpad with it.

don't care enough about any of this to have an opinion on it just telling you.

neither do pure virgins

And where were your hands?

no


i never disputed that, i only disputed that youre a whore

well if you're not informed and just shouting stuff you might as well just accept it

takumi sounds qt tho

you asked me to be your mistress once tbqfh

oh my

approximately yea so

...

...

sorry im not properly up to date with the rumblings of the underground loli hentai art world.

Anyhow I'm off to see about getting a new home.
Later.

but i don't normally do lewd things, i hardly ever do lewd things

love me pls

woof woof

You didn't have fun?

...

of all the posts you could have replied too though

then how can you be a whore?

:)
neru is neru


borf

Wait what.

Wait is Revy a trap

i had a lot of fun but that's what happens when i try to lie down but someone decides it's a good opportunity to dig their fingernails into my butt

i'm not a whore

yes

evidently you are not

Yes

You don't sound overly hostile to that

with a foot long dong.

Pics.

forever ago

brork

see?

i'm still going to physically react to it though

Revy is actually an orangutan.

...

why does grim have this saved tbh

Fairly obvious.

so they aren't forgotten, duh

this isn't a trap this is just a naked guy

OH I'VE SEEN THAT
Not that bad tbh.

???

probably because of the obvious reasons

don't be rude
i wasn't even on hormones when i took either of those pictures

...

how is that rude

He'd make a better girl than you would.

tiny asian hands

good

subtle post butt

Black.

Like, 30.

aha no wonder you guise are losing so many rankeds

...

i'm offended

i dont' undderstand

Awaken my scoots

He's calling you a nigger.

what up grim?

lol

i dont' undestand WHY he's calling me a nigger

that doesn't mean it's rude, baka

We are feeling generous towards our enemies.
Since every 2v2 is oh god so ez

To insult you.

...

...

...

it's very rude youjust dont' unerstdatn

but like
look how white i am

Not much. Slight headache.

How has rust been

Never seen you.

k

i miss manaka

:c

no idea havent olayed, im to ill to even consider it heh.
I will assume all roses lol

Hm.

...

Hopefully
Any signs of improvement recently?

does that thing even have a pussy?

Ew

not really yesterday/this morning was the start and now its the climax.... i am hoping
going to go lay down in a min
shit is whack yo

;;

Murphy Law says she has a cleaner and fresher smelling healthy pussy than anyone that looks better than her.

*shares custard pastry with you*

I send you warm feelings and blessings of a full and fast recovery

Or it's a sweaty loose yeast infested fuckhole

thanks famalamb, lates

that's not how murphy's law works

Iam sure manaka is still around somewhere

Ifeel bad like I ran out of tim and stopped talking to so many people

RE6 is more fun than I remember

What else is there left to do when I'm dead.

If you were Kyousuke and knew Kirino had hots on you, would you slam?

Brittany Murphy.

Every day of my life.

...

what song is this?

...

Oh my trip died

Here's a throwback

soundcloud.com/tokarev/incognito

awesum~
neru is da bes *hufs tightly*

make mor time for people i guess?

What if I was Kirino

...

you are a sad, sad man

Grim u fukr

k-kirito kun


I tryyy

But you're not Kirino

Yeah but what if

you do good

i like u lots
hopefully u like me

what make u rly busy tho?

Resident Evil: Where you're encouraged to shoot teenage girls in the face

schooool

and book

and sleep

a lot of sleep

...

takes some breaks inbetween?

my cousin recommended me to become a vegan as a bucket list thing.

why are vegans such terrible people

Would you like Kirino? I'm judging this entirely off looks because she's such a babe.


Cute kitty

I can highly recommend becoming a girl.


I'd like a Kirino.

Because they want everyone else to suffer with them.

She also has pretty good taste in friends.

i always heard teenage girls liked getting shots to the face

I love how only the MC has her nipples showing

o u

terrible

I'd a Kirino.


Ayase is a yandere and is effectively shit.

YOU'RE TERRIBLE

tfw no kirino imouto

Because the chimps couldn't win NC.

:3

what does that have to do with me

tfw no imouto

i'm also hungry

they must be eradicated


wow mean

That is.
A very pleasing picture.

Tits aside.

Hi hungry, I'm Ian

I mean I guess. Only because extremism in any sense is annoying.

...

why even live

...

...

For the memes!

For a minute I thought this was me

If you ever want to know what my baked body looks like grim well there you go

...

vegans don't eat cheese
domestic cows overproduce milk and have to be milked or they get boob infections

what's wrong with nice small tits?

but the test results say that i would be an LA person

Well duh there's a reason I like you

someone come finish my alcohol


I haven't heard of any Jihadis trying to convert people, they're better than vegans.


bbut sad cow babies

When I wake up I need to check the newest memes or else my will to live is gone for that day.

Nothing in particular.

Would if I could.

The try to convert people who don't share their beliefs into dead people who don't share their belief.

I'm back. Really hope I get the house.

That's just how it works.


All that matters to me is that the porn is good.
Tsuns are better tho yeah

there's more than enough milk, we just torture the baby cows because it makes the veal tastier

so what's the problem with the picture?

Gotta admit, Helena is one of the most badass female characters in the RE series

Too bad she's shamefully underutilized

Tell Japan to stop it

...

Make sure you checkout MemeStream.net to make sure you get the latest stream of memes right out of your dreams!


W O W

ecchi

It's really pleasing, but it's a bit too sexual for my tastes.

i grab your beer bottle and lick it seductively while locking eye contact with you and moaning and also squirming my body around lewdly

no homo

...

It's a lot of bottles

still better
they only get in your face once.


and we need milk to grow

oh i see

I'm getting 9gag vibes here.

...

I'm an alcoholic.

Not the last face I would want to see.

gag is such a lewd worddd

So, what's new in the world of Revy?

...

no u

...

:o

my tummy hurts


moar pls

*drifts*

He was cool until he turned into a cat with fists.

I thought mountain passes were where bubba Cletus fucks his cousin on top of a moonshine still.

I'm chunkier now. i have like a bmi of 24.

inb4 tsuchi

i got my ears pierced, participated in a cuddle threesome, and had to carefully sneak into my own house so i wouldn't get shot by my brother thinking i might be a cop

oh ok go ahead

what face?
it's all black


always more huh

I was trying to imitate iateyourpie with streambig.net

/me rubs ur tummy

BIPEDAL FIRE STARTERS UNTIL THE END OF TIME

Yep.

Sand niggers are brown.

you forget the black towel they wrap around the head.

Neat, Neat, and oh my.

What was your brother up to that you'd have to sneak into your own house?

Moreover, what was your brother up to that would require shooting first?
Is he Han Solo or something?

Who's that and what does s/he do?

missing labs was a bad idea

I don't like any of them.


fire/fighting pokemon are the worst thing to ever happen.

You're thinking of the sand-niggers women.

like these?

But he's fire/dark

Houndoom is and will always be better

Meriipu Ρix: I could not find osraka in my
Meriipu Ρix: lit o fah
Meriipu Ρix: but I only looked at pi
Meriipu Ρix: cuterus
Meriipu Ρix: and Instead of
Meriipu Ρix: looking at text I looked a pictue
pig disgusting >fun: hmm
Meriipu Ρix: and it sadi sporak
Meriipu Ρix: but she was
Meriipu Ρix: shyv

He's a man from Wisconsin who streams and speedruns games, most notable Super Mario RPG and Paper Mario.

He also runs a site called streambig.net where he writes blog posts about how smaller streamers can stream big

All of the starters in Sun/Moon suck.

I know hes fire/dark but he doesn't look like it.

He's pretty much a cat version of Machoke.

Yep.

yes


:c

...

he got super wasted at a birthday party and caused a commotion
he was escorted home by police and when he got home, he told the cops he'd shoot anyone who came inside and smashed all of the phones in the house
he also left his phone in his car so there was no way to reach him, i heard this from my dad at like 2:30 am when the guy had just about given up on cuddling and the girl was grinding her pussy on my thigh and i was like "fuck who's texting me"
so he woke me up this morning shouting that he wanted to borrow my phone and needed a ride to get his car
no idea how he didn't get arrested

...

it all makes sense now

also cute

Okay. Japan stop.


You should know that by now, silly.

Yeah the fire starters are mostly unoriginal garbage. I love Delphox's design, even if she's furry bait

What's wrong?

But shes a clown.

I'll probably get Litten and never evolve him.

Wow.
Apparently your brother's a horrible drunk.

You're alright then?

Hey Ban, can you explain something to me about this week's Dragon Ball Super?


Exactly! Yushh.


I don't know anything!

Clown? She's a magician, hence the HA

You can at least evolve it to the second stage, that's still a cat. And give it Eviolite for kicks

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're about to go full Grim and start saying Gardevoir is a "she" too when it's 50/50 m/f.
Delphox is 87.5% male.

the rice cooker is taking it's sweet time coking the rice

;~;

SHE

H

E

:(

Patience is a virtue!

my cuddling was interrupted but i'm not shot

how dare you assume a gardevoir's gender based on its sex

Am I the only one that thinks alolan persian looks like it ate a bee?

those are special women


huh

Maybe

I don't know what the fuck is happening with trunks spirt bomb sword.

I guess.

Okay, fair point.
I understand too well the pain of interrupted cuddling.


Hey, pervo, how's your day been?

How lame :3

Good nini everybody


*pat*

suffering >_<

this wsa the most hardcore non-sex cuddling i've ever had
there was a pussy
on my thigh
and everyone was moaning and being cute and it's like "well i hope i don't get shot"

never go east though


I'm a pure teenage boy how dare you.
been lovely, just comfy with friends and family.
lotta drinks, lotta cakes, and nice music.
et toi?

somebody perform this tedious spreadsheet bullshit work for me


sleep tight emimi

Is this real ?

nini

Biological sex is all that matters to Pokemon.

Never do.


Yeah.

You are not, it is a travesty.

Yes, unfortunately

Mine's like 30, you're okay.

Into the garbage it goes

What the fuck ?

that's very problematic of you

Yeah

Literally

Also, regular Dugtrio got a 20 point attack boost. That boy is going to be a fucking terror with Arena Trap

I used to think the pink part was their mouth

I wish it was like this instead

You can't say your dog is transgendered.

der nantandu
pls stap makin dum pork mon furms and gib dansparc a new evoluton

luv kyl

that looks like a joke

oh wait-

that's really in the game. :|

Sounds like it was well on its way into sex cuddling, but still sounds horrible have it be interrupted.

Brother seems to be kind of a cuckoo.


Bit'a games.
We ended early and played some Elder Sign.
We ended up waking up Hastur.

It's fine though, we beat him.

I liked him in fire red because you could just catch him as a like level 31 Dugtrio.

That's how everyone beat Lt. Surge in the original Red/Blue lol

its real

I always ended up getting rid of after that though.

That spirit bomb sword was dumb af.

But didn't Supreme Kai say that the Potara Fusion was permanent before? Then the only reason they separated last time was because Buu ate them.
Why is it only an hour now?


I know you are, but what am I?


Night night

I kept him, Dugtrio is a really good Pokemon

Base 120 speed, and in the 1st gen that upped your critical hit ratio. Add that to slash and... shenanigans

but if you go far enough west you end up east


ah formidable
watcha gonna do tonight?

Faster to just go west.

gardevoirs can speak though

he's nuts and i hate him

Well the Supreme Kai has pretty much been wrong about everything hes every said so i think they are just gonna go with that.


I don't know how something without arms can slash.

If Gamefreak adds tranny pokemon, I'm just gonna never play it again.

lol it's nose looks like a mouth

lol it's shiny gets a blue nose

lol it looks like the pink part is it just blowing some bubble gum

HAH.

How can Dodrio fly? These questions may never be answered

Solid logic

do you ever go past the mirror and go

oh wow
nice

but where does west end

I dunno, actually.
Didn't really have plans, besides spending time with you if you were free, and maybe catching up on my youtube videos.


Any other news in the life of Revy?

Alaska.

i used to, but then i went to university, and spent 4 years doing something utterly unrewarding in the hope of good things coming after, and now im facing the prospect of staying up to do spreadsheet work for a deadline i forgot because i never attended any of the labs for this godforsaken module

New.

cant unsee diglets nose as a mouth