hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk to you again
hello darkness, my old friend
Thats how I felt when Darwin didn't let me touch his butt.
LIKE A BRIDGE OVER
I WILL EASE YOUR MIND
cups doesn't like spoilers the sads
my words have come back to haunt me.
this sadness very big
no sads. no sads no spoilers.
it'll be okay!
will it? cup senpai will like me?
would you go back in time if you could?
I would go back in time and fuck my younger self.
anything is possible if you believe hard enough
y-yeah? That's an interesting idea....
Would your younger self want to get fucked? .//.
No but thats okay.
That leads to some interesting butterfly effect issues though
I'll be pregnant with my own baby.
have you ever been penetrated before....?
Anyone I love left?
I think that's kawaii
I believe in you oh god now that song is in my head again, thaaaanks
I haven't been penetrated.
I let a guy rub his dick on my butt once and then slept in his bed with him though.
REALLY??? d-d-did you like it?
did he cum? .//.
i need to know
No you don't.
do you like Oasis?
FASTER THAN A CANNONBALL~♫
I like how they sound but they seem to be not received very well but the large crowd
what music are you into? i CAN ONly remember that archives song
They have like 4 good songs max
The brothers had a lot of drama which may or may not be interesting to read about as well, but other than that they're nothing too special.
i like their singers voice alot
but I hear he is kind of a tool
the gym here has a 24/7 cardio room
advertised with a picture of a guy lifting weights in the dark
the weight room is not 24/7, only the cardio room is
WHY THE FUCK EVEN. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Nothing bad can be found anyways.
Please tell me more.
How long have you been into dbz?
how old are you old man
im fucked up fam
I don't know if I fee lcomfortable with this anymore....
You are dead to me elma
All I want to do is lift weights in the dark.
I said I liked them?
Soto... I made a tinder and am feeling awful about it
I was swiping like a crazy lady and then after about 100ish swipes realized you could actually just tap the pic to see a profile lmao
YOU'RE SO OLD!!!!
oh, okay, brb making breakfast
mfw reading through the morality stupidity from last nights thread
What's for breakfast, Daddy?
I sure wish I was old enough to legally drink
Drink my cum instead.
Winter has finally arrived.
Its stings so good.
*EXPLODES AND KIDNAPS US TOURISTS*
possible spirit sword action soon tm
I have it
You can perfect block both parts of the damage.
dw I still love you
I meant in super
I'm a bad girl
I don't feel like hes gonna do it for some reason.
since black used a version I imagine he may
will there ever be more than 15 regular animus posters again?
Are you cooking bacon naked again~?
"Bacon" could be our safety word^^
You better <3
I'm doing well thanks. What's up with you?
just having him show up will be pretty fun
enjoying a cup of tea and being smug in the face of hillary supporter tears
I hope the fusion lasts a little longer than the fight.
I wanna see him smack Beerus
i mean, if they just lost it would be no big deal. but the way theyre acting now that they lost is fucking hilarious
wow qt wants to deport me
I don't discuss politics, so..
fair does, everythings just been saturated with this shit the last 2 days. aside from that, im just watching youtube, before i hop in the shower and then head into uni.
wow qt wants to give me electro-shock therapy
issue with that is I think going back to their timeline will break the fusion
to be fair, wouldnt pence also want to give me electro shock therapy?
You're not American, dummy.
does pence know or care?
i'll deport you bb
wait i forgot my fuckin name
who the heck are u
Who the heck are you?
Thats the laughing sock
of the threads
Should that ring a bell?
how should i know
How have you been getting along uno?
At least I don't spill apple juice on my bed
I'll spill apple juice on your bed, nerd
I dunno, I wasn't sure if you knew who I was and was fucking with me
Pretty badly but I'm still alive so I guess I can't complain
At least I don't let traps fuck me in the ass
Yes to both, uwu
Don't get all sassy with me u slut
you might be vaguely familar. but i could also be imagining it.
Fine, I guess I won't step all over your face then
I mean I'm sort of a ghost around these parts so you might've seen me before
but then again maybe not
I'm confused as to what this convo is.
HOLY SHIT IT'S UNO
AND SHE'S STILL USING THE TRIP I MADE HER <333333333333333333333333333333333
cool. anything else?
just time wasting before i do stuff
step on my dick instead ^W^
Sounds like a She when I hit it from the back lmao amirite?
Let's lighten it up please.
I dunno. The last time we chatted you were buying stockings and skirts and such I thought.
Sorry for assuming.
Anything else regarding what?
that'll cost extra
who's a good girl?
Nah, it's cool, just threw me for a loop
what do u have to say to me if anything
I don't know, Daddy. Who's a good girl~? :3
Okay, but what do you prefer?
Also post cute selfie pics~
I dunno, sup?
You know I'm 2shy for that
Okies! Sorry for the confusion x_x
Oh, come on. I won't bite ya unless you want me to
coming down from election high i had yesterday which was weird since i wasnt very invested in election
Good morning, Neko~ <3
good mornyan nayko
what's so gross? silly string?
Elma is a good girl
It's all good - I know you were coming from a good place
I'm sure you wouldn't! I just don't have the confidence to do something like that
I'm not sure if I'd like that - I have to figure that out someday
Yeah, seems like a lot of people were either up in the air or up in arms
it's been a little interesting to watch from the outside
o///o Only for Daddy <3
Maybe we could trade cute selfies privately.
don't tell me rroyd got to you too
I think even that might be beyond me...
not silly string but this maybe
which candidate did u favor
gonna be honest here, I wasn't even paying attention to the question I just know it came off weird when said the way I did. what's your point?
A bunch of stuff! All at once!
How are you, cutie?
Uno, you really ought to get out more :3c
I just got home a little bit ago. I'm watching a little youtube and waiting for the stores to open.
hmm maybe a weird coincidence I dont talk to him much
how are you today?
never mind then
I also have a pretty bad cold
Gonna sleep with that chick I used to date, trying to get into the dating game, figuring out some transition paperwork stuff, finished my resume for new job prospects, figuring out what to wear for this benefit bash party thing coming up, stressing about Turkey Day, etc.
No 24/7 stores around? Where do you live, anyway?
I'm not even sure, kinda felt like a lesser-of-two-evils affair
Yeah, probably :<
Though I'm not sure that would do it
well ive just showered, and in about 15 minutes im off to compiler class. what are your plans for the day?
what do u think of the usa in general
drink protein shake
30mins later workout for 1hr30mins
shower and notice all veins are showing hard rn
get out of shower and feel like fapping
feel a heart attack coming
so how is everybody's night?
My tooth is drivinh me insane
I guess it's alright
but it's the greatest country of all time
sci who did you vote for?
how come? :c
i didnt vote of course
what has the uk ever done? nothing.
usa is #1
oh my that's quite a lot of stuff to do at once
no stores that are close enough and sell what I need
I am in mi
Ruled over more than one fifth of the world's land mass and more than one fourth of its people?
it got a root canal the other day and they put some stuff called cavit in there so i have to wait to get it actually crowned or filled so its super tender and i cant eat or even hold my aw without it zinging
yet the usa has destroyed/saved ur asses (depending) like a billion times
how come? your state not let you?
ow that sounds painful and annoying.. ;-; when do they fix it?
no im eligable i just never looked into it
i mean i don't remember any of those but
trust me it happened
thats so far away! i hope it isn't so bad..
sure thing bud
but i am somewhat enthusiastic about president elect tho
give me good music
fuck, i ain't got any of that
u dont? why not?
could have been +1 with you though!
i have shit taste
dont worry i feel kinda bad about it
I would, but I have to go out for a bit
bug me next time and i'll link some songs
I for one welcome America's new Nazi overlords.
i will, farewell
how do u mean?
so bc is really gone now
I don't know I say things and then wing it from there.
so are you winging it right now or what
Oh, yeah, I don't think anything I say through.
bc has quit now yes?
i thought she did a while ago..
Hurray for whimsy!
desu good will hunting is one of my favorite movies do u like that movie
desu good will hunting is one of my favorite movies do u like that movie
Send 500ccs of pure sleep.
why the sudden change though?
what sudden change
I haven't seen it. I don't think it'd be an exaggeration to say 80% of the films I've seen were horror movies.
whaaaat? watch it today
Don't you have any spoopy recommendations? I like those better.
i dont have any of those
Oh. Well that's kind of lame.
saying she just left..?
how's your mornin', cutie
I wouldn't go that far...
shes been saying she was gonna leave after the election for months
thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on animus
It'll be okay~
Uh, be cute! Kinda waiting around for work after an all-nighter x_x
Yeah, it's a handful haha
That's too bad. 24/7 stores are where it's at!
What are you trying to buy?
Not enough sleep.
And I need to run to the store after I shower, once I get up.
not sayin :3
huh i thought u talked
There's enough for one more pot, so I don't need to run to the store right away.
Brb, more sleep.
Not really, I've never been able to pull going back to sleep off with any real ease.
It's gotta be lube.
"Expletive" is a fun word.
Hey good lookin'~ What's new?
I missed you~
Hmm.. what's new. I finally finished my resume so I've been applying to big-girl jobs! Pretty excited about that.
How about you? Anything fun lately?
Alright. I only do one guess so I hope you find whatever you're looking for.
I was joking
already came back from the store
I've just been trying and failing to fight my ADHD and crushing on just about everybody I know. It's a very tired re-run of a boring episode of my life.
Oh, well welcome back!
I know that feeling. I'm crushing on just about everyone and I'm on okcupid and tinder now desperately trying to get some sort of whatever going. Tis suffering, but I really need to end the lonely feels.
Tell me about your crushes~
I hate being sick ;~;
There's a few folks at work that I'm into but there's only so much you can do as the witty oddball. My biggest crush is on a girl who's away at Uni right now and I know better than to pursue anything while she's off island.
I wasn't actually going to sleep.
Are we back to the lies?
Maybe you should punish me for lying, and put me to sleep.
Would love to pull your pretty hair.
Why are you tired?
I don't think anyone does, silly~
You're gonna just wait for her while she gets all the action at uni? As chivalrous as that may be, it's probably not the play...
I either got too much sleep, but not enough to have it wrap around again, or too little sleep.
I'll be fine after a coffee, shower, and a few waking hours.
No, I mean pursue anything with her. Sorry that wasn't clear. I'm keeping my options open as much as possible. However, this video explains the problem pretty well:
it's all my stupid brother's fault
Wrap around? What do you mean?
What time is it for you?
Your pictures are really pretty.
I mean, like.
Like an integer overflow.
But with sleeping.
Oh, I see.
Seems like it's time to move away from the desolation :(
maybe I should
haven't made a sacrifice to the blood god in a while
If this local comedienne is actually single like the video suggests I can try shimmy my way into her options, though...
Might be worth a go.
Be sure to write my name with his blood pls.
you could shimmy your way here~
I'm looking for a roommate so I can get a new apartment...
guaranteed kinky sex with a qt dickgril
You know, that sounds pretty tempting...
There are maximum values an integer can store, and if it receives a value greater that it overflows to the lowest value it can store.
I've been slowly trying to regain a blood tributes folder. I thought this was common knowledge.
I actually feel pretty cute today too <3 dat hrt magics :p
So you got the maximum amount of sleep but not more than that?
I didn't know that
A happy Welmsly is a best Welm St.
I got just enough over the maximum amount that I need that I was still tired.
my money is still sharply rising and there is no stopping in the future
Thank you Trump
Oh I feel you, rip.
What's the maximum amount?
tfw you have money to buy a yacht now but no friends to go chill on it with
is this why martin shkreli is depressed as fuck?
Where have you been for the last 4 years? lmao
I'm usually fine at 5 hours or so, and feel like shit if I pass that.
I'm usually fine again by the 8.5 hour mark, though.
all time high again??
CAN WE DO THIS EVERY DAY PLEASE
just save it all, use it for more money.
Amass billions, ensure your future.
No idea how you survive, I feel like absolute shit if I sleep less than eight hours. I think my max is twelve.
Cuterer and cuterer every time I see you~
I like this one best so far.
It just means I can be up before everyone, and make sure there's a nice, warm, delicious breakfast on the table.
I am still new as fuck in the market and haven't actually owned stocks for 2months and everyone says I started at the worst possible times but the memers of reddit and 4chan are soooo good.
One day I hope to
Oh wow, your hair! *u*
The perfect housewife~
You look really cute with your hair down like that.
What've you been buying and selling? Actually been thinking about you a lot since we're learning about stocks now.
*purrs while twirling hair*
pharmaceutical companies that were clearly going to rise up high no matter what, him winning is just a huge push towards it. i'm looking at investing in a bunch of weed stocks now since 4 more states passed recreational laws on it.
we're learning about stocks now
in school or somethin?
Nice hair is like one of the biggest pluses for me.
the other day i was thinking of buying a thousand shares in a 'shit stock' i had previously bought
40cents per share
its up to 60cents now
im a fucking genius lmao
What's your definition of "nice hair"?
Maybe you should see just how good for yourself.
Damn dude, really happy for you, sounds like you're set.
Just remember what it felt like to almost lose half your cash that other time. I think it's important to not forget that can happen at any time.
I'm in college, economics.
A shame that you're taken~
Pets still get breakfast.
What kind of shitty owner would starve her pet.
yeah it taught me not to listen to every fucker i see on the internet(i knew this from a decade ago but for some reason didn't care when it came to money?!???)
ah, thats p neat. i never got a real explanation to any of this ever so the start for me was rough as hell. its nice though
im gonna go on a run. byebye
Varies based on face shape and colour but usually anything longer than short and with even a tiny bit of time put into doing it up.
Peace dude, good luck.
I really have to learn some curling iron fu soon x_x
My arms get tired up there haha
You should hire a personal hair doer.
That one didn't turn out right
By the way, the heart formatting overrides the spoiler formatting.
override might not be the right word.
Your mom's an override
Your mom needs to stop overriding on these balls.
You're a poo poo head
I didn't know you were into scat.
And there is not a single place
That I would rather be
I'm fucked up just like you are
And you're fucked up just like me
I have a stylist but she lives in Philadelphia so I don't see her that much. She's basically like my big sister at this point :p
consistent 1000 ping
hello darkness my old friend
Please, God, why hath thou forsaken us!?
Might hrt and become a qt sombra
Oh, Oh, Ana.
Did I tell you about my D&D character next campaign?
You didn't, what's he like?
did you just assume their D&D character's gender?
DID SOMEONE SAY D&D CHARACTER
So, my DM okayed building an Elemental Archon, which is a divine prestige class that is essentially maximum militant devotee of your element, and one of the first features it gives is 3 mephit underlings of your element.
So I'm going to be in this party as an air mephling, and then all of a sudden I'm going to be leading a party of air mephits in a war of the elements.
I'm going to prove to EVERYONE that AIR IS THE SUPREME ELEMENT! MUAHAHA-ahem.
Hiya Moogs. How'd your appointment go?
The best part is that, for campaign reasons, I get to start as a slave fighter.
So it's totally going to be my backstory, that the literal first thing I did after finishing my clerical training, was lead a one woman raid on a salt mine, because I thought there were earth elementals.
that sounds ironic
a one woman raid on a salt mine
He likes the creamy filling.
One of the class features of the PrC involves being so arrogantly full of yourself in your devotion to your element that you actually get benefits against your opposing element.
So clearly a one woman raid on a salt mine because there were earth elementals, I think, is within the realm of reason for a character hoping to enter this PrC.
Im getting mixed messages here
Are you feeling oppressed?
I understood all of that.
I like it.
Ooble we might need added security for bases
Found two ladders.
Presumably raid ones. One atbthe tower and one at my forge.
There are added resources at base including 6 high walls.
Pretty sure mr.gg was improving as i dashed iff to work.
Tower appears untouched.
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE GIVE ME GOOD INTERNET PLEASE
Should have joined Daesh
I would if they'd let me play a few games between raids
A mephit is a type of elemental outsider, kind of like imps, only elementals instead of fiends.
A mephling is basically like a smaller mephit.
We aren't as powerful as mephits, which means that as a player race they have a lower level adjustment (and are just generally more feasible as a player character.)
This is basically what I'll look like, only in full plate.
By the way, Mephlings are, on average, just under 3 feet tall.
If you picture a gnome-sized bundle of clouds, and armour, yelling about slaying all those bloody pieces of rock, you aren't far off.
The best part is that, come higher levels when it might matter, I'll be leading an army of mephlings, and an adviser, plus my party of mephits, to wage this elemental war.
My DM's going to hate having let this happen, but it's going to be fucking beautiful to talk about.
oh okay, yeah, that makes sense.
i told you scoots those buildings r gonna be fucked but i'll log on and make more tool cupboards
That does look pretty cool tbh. Shame that D&D wasn't turned into an actual good vidya.
How many are playing?
Dude, it was your tower they aimed for btw not my awesome wood shack. Watch out for some spikes on the side facing the river.
aite man, thanks, i'll take care of it and move some of the stuff around again
I wonder if he'd let me take gullible as a character trait/flaw.
I'm actually super excited about this because, even if it ends up under performing, it'll still be fun as hell while it lasts.
I can confirm 3 so far.
There's going to be me, waging my holy war, we also have a high-elf druid, and a human [Power Gamer].
I think I can count on one, or two more to join, but we'll see.
Also found a hazmat suit
So nearly a complete set in the box
That seems like it'd be detrimental to you but probably good for character development.
Whatchu nignogs playing?
This is a cute catto.
I'll have to attempt a targaryen signehen i get home tomorrow
Over hard scrambled or omelette
Throw it on the ceiling and see what happens
ill throw it at you nigger
Put eggs in microwave
Scream allahu ackbar
Eggs allah grim
It'd basically just mean that, as a character, I should generally take things at face value.
I imagine it's be a hefty penalty to sense motive.
And I'd probably willingly forgo willsaves if the caster's assured me that it's to my benefit.
I feel like Air Heritage is obligatory, to raise my abysmal base fly speed.
What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
How's it hanging?
I just woke up.
I feel like shit.
Any Neutral alignment, and Akadi's clerics must be LN, TN, CN or NE.
I'm thinking of being CN, and just flighty as fuck whenever I don't have reason to believe I need to wage my holy war.
He's a min-maxer, and tries to get the most out of every level, point, or feat.
I usually just make builds that seem really fun to play, but I occasionally delve into cheese, or slight min-maxing to help bring myself back to the about the middle of the pack, if I fall behind.
I think I just need to eat though.
Sup with you?
B O R I N G
You need to dive right into it and throw stats at random, yolo as hard as you can and show them the power of true fun.
I approve of your way
Ah. I might play that racing game a bit.
SCOOTS WHO BUILT THIS STEEL BRIDGE
i have had a rough morning
i woke up at the wrong time and panicked thinking id missed the kids bus
and then THIS HAPPENED
Most of the group usually just build for the fun of it, which is why it's the cheese, and min-maxing is the most noticeable with him.
But we all have fun, so it's alright.
And, again, depending on how I play my cards, I might end up with a literal army, so we'll see what happens.
Just have to finish the current campaign, which I think we're close to doing.
I'm seriously excited now, though.
The bridge was already there, no idea.
I won't lie.
I laughed pretty hard.
Well I am not gone just yet.
You have a nice voice.
Why do you have so much cereal though
Hype is always good, never lets you down except when it does and ruins your day.
How long will it take you to finish the campaign?
Oh! My mistake!
How's it going?
i think its funny now but u know when u wake up and all YOU WANTED WAS THIS ONE THING AND NOW U CANT HAVE IT
I WAS SO GENUINELY UPSET
aw thank you
also I DONT HAVE ANY CEREAL SOME CUNT PUT ALL THE EMPTY BOXES BACK
how about you
We've found 4 of the 5? 7? thingus to locate the artifact of ultimate power to defeat the big bad evil guy.
And we might actually not even need to find all of them before we can deduce where the artifact is.
I mean why do you have so many empty boxes
do you live with someone?
why would someone DO THIS
yeah i live with family but one of them is going to die tonight
i ended up making pancakes which is also good but i fucking burnt them
first worldiest problemest morning
Because they dislike the river? :^\
first worldiest problemest morning
egg a la meme
big bad evil guy
Now these are words I can actually understand.
That's pretty rad, I mean how many sessions does it take you per campaign? How long does a session last?
But where's the meme?
listen i know you had to run from tigers and big brown men with knives this morning and shit but my problems still exist ok
But where's the MEME, Grim?
Its quite rude and a little shitty for anyone to declare your problems arent bad because you come from a developed country.
Doing well and feeling cute ^^
I just finished up learning some more Spanish/working on my voice training.
not gonna lie, only thing I had to run for today was to catch the bus going back to the dorms.
Also one thousand ping makes me want to cry
help marry me
We've been on this one since.... just about a year now, I think?
So might have a few months left, meeting once per week.
We might also make it that much quicker and finish it by next month, you never know how it happens.
Our sessions are usually about 4-5 hours.
This is going to be my goddess next campaign.
The girl on the left, I mean.
i cant marry you into the country bud
donny gonna build a wall about ya
holy shit tbh
Yes, she's holding that flail like it's nothing.
Yes, she's flying.
Yes, she's blue.
Did you expect something different from an elemental goddess of air and travel?
go watch v for vendetta
it was quite tasty
see first post
it's better to not know what to wear than to wonder if you're going to eat at all for the day
tell the don I'm one of the good ones
what is this shit fucking board, please remove yourselves from the genetic population
It's a full campaign, and we only meet once a week.
Love you too.
Don't worry Chief, I'll get right on it!
I watched it but I can't remember
pretty hard to forget that key dish in that movie
hi I'm Goldfish
No, you're a leb with shitty internet
i forgot it too
it was a pretty shit movie honestly
hi I'm Goldfish
Loco cock is a terrible movie
all the videos with my cock are great
that one with the mirror in particular
I need some attention or I'm gonna scream, people.
Pls help, Daddy :(
When loco squirts
*sniffle* B-but Daddyyyy You said I was a good girl :(
how big are you
I'm a pretty big guy
Elma IS a good girl
*hugs* Thankies, Daddy~
Measuring my hertz!
What about you?
aw yeah pound that shit big boy
What does that mean?
I'm posting and making the muffet folder, waiting for my internet to get better so I can maybe play something today. Weekend started so I'm hoping internet doesn't go to shit.
does anyone want to overwatch
those meals though
I don't think you'd enjoy actually getting punched like that.
I'll give you some hurts to measure
ill watch over u
i'd say you're about 5.5"
youd be surprised
why do people enjoy pain
New video when loco?
I'm training my voice. I learned how to keep it in the right range now, just gotta keep exercising.
Ooh. Is internet that finicky there or something?
That is the perfect amount of lewd.
Are you trying to tease me, Grommles? Do you want to be my Daddy again?
I was originally at 6 inches, thanks.
i cant speak for everyone
I was your daddy before?
This is news to me
Yes, I'm just being playful
Why do you enjoy pain
You can't control what you're into.
Asking for a different daddy.
Yeah you can. If you have the mental strength, that is.
grim referring to the suppression of his pedophilic tendencies i see
You were when you were gonna get me that dressing gown, but that never happened. Hmmph.
I was asking to see if he was becoming jealous of you, Daddy...
Training your voice? Are you a singer?
Yeah it's pretty terrible. I share a router with about six other people and everyone's here right now. Ping randomly jumps up to a thousand for about ten or twenty seconds, idk.
I mean if you're not bothering anyone with your fetishes and not hurting anyone that doesn't want it, why would you suppress them?
Ouch that sounds awful. Sometimes sharing isn't caring lmao.
Nah, I'm not a singer.
Yeah it sucks.
Why do you train your voice, then?
He is probably livid
Those are some serious baseless accusations there.
Oh, right. Yeah I was planning on going to meet you and gift you it in person, then having you show me around the place o:
I'm not talking about suppression, I'm talking about flat out changing or removing them.
Because my boy voice has been retired.
hue hue hue
But why would you do that if they give you pleasure at no cost?
O, are you taking the pills?
What does puss puss mean though?
Grimoble Crisps. Flavour - salty
I fucking hate you scoots
I mean I love you
Does eh spider have puss puss?
Grim is salt?
It's a meme.
OH i SEE HOW IT IS
you pick anything but jhinx when we play and then go carry with janx alone
someone invited me idon't really wanna be playing with them