Oh I used to be your baby

oh I used to be your baby
used to be your pride and joy

you used to take me dancing
just like any other boy

but now you've found another partner
you've left me like a broken toy

oh it's someone else you're taking
someone else you're playing to

honey though I'm aching
know just what I have to do

if I can't have you when I'm waking
I'll go to sleep and dream I'm with you

oh take me take me take me
to the dreamer's ball

I'll be right on time and I'll dress so fine
you're gonna love me when you see me
I won't have to worry

take me, take me
promise not to wake me
'till it's morning
it's all been true

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google.com/search?q=Oak Cliff&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=Oak Cliff&tbm=nws
youtube.com/watch?v=ljIOX3IlE3E
osu.ppy.sh/s/373114
youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
clips.twitch.tv/ajones012/PlainOpossumYouWHY
buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/en-garde?utm_term=.yix5M8vwL#.fbEjeN0k1?
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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you see buttfox

there is a simple calculation a person does when that situation arises

he calculates the effort vs reward

and in this case

the monumentous effort is not worth the reward

What is frotting!?

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that is a very good question

this had zero Bananas in it.

Then there is "A special someone" modifier which times the reward with infinity
makes you think all effort is worth


whaaaaaat


come on guys, I would like to hear the answer from the guy who said it first, not some emotionless Google's AI

she'll judge me for trying find out what does frotting mean

that's sad, if they aren't going to try in ranked what even is the point

which is why when I play ranked these days it's always solo q.

Like Lenz's force?

Frottubg is where two people rub their things together. That or just rubbing anywhere between anything.

Sorry kid.

slot already filled


not the noun, but the verb.

frotting*

Link me, buttfox

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non earrape ver


if we do end up going to AN the same year we should probably meet up once at least, to say hi and such

Hold on.
Let me link you on Steam.

Is it just me or that hands look like it's trying to break her neck with fancy TV actors movement


things can be anything or very specific things?


Are you getting married?

I don't get it.

I'm leaving.

Hi Clockwerk


I probably wouldn't happen if it's not this year.

It definitely won't be worth the hotel price.

never come back.

I think it needs to be something specific.

kinda

Cupcake make me a Mashiro folder

well that sucks but it's better than a solid team that won't bother trying to win lol

Wish is the type of girl who dresses like a white normie (Toms, Holister, Aeropostle, A&F, etc) but is a huge weeaboo faggot deep down and tries to associate with white normies but can never really become good friends with them cause of their differences
So she goes on a imageboard full of weeaboo neckbeards and tries to make friends but then finds out shes not ugly enough or is too normie looking to make friends on there so she gets mad and decides to distance herself from everyone and drowns her sorrow out by consuming large amounts of poutine and inhaling white hot chocolate

see


spoilers aren't cool bro


so much for that

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from pet girl? you realize you'd have to add me somewhere for me to share it with you, right?

yo white hot chocolate is the shit tho

Not sure, I just know she's still alive.

Like LC and AC circuits?

Do me next

It's so difficult to log in to steam


Is frotting always have to be lewd?

not anytime soon, no

exactly. so my winrate is like, exactly 50%. but unfortunately that doesn't allow you to actually climb at all.

maybe if I was willing to grind the shit out of it like nezi is...I dunno. I personally doubt I'm diamond rank level skill anyway, but I definitely know I have more skill than my current rank number reflects. I just will keep waiting for blizzard to make their ranked system better and better. I did far better this season. every time they improve it I do better.

Does bukake always have to be lewd?

I might get banned for linking.
And I want to talk about Phys 2 to Grim.

This is funnier when animated but close enough

Coffee > any kind of hot chocolate

trufax


Oh baby I'll do you real good


Coke is great tho

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I'd say there's still room in that slot


Yes.


i'm there!

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that's a good song too.

That should've had:

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I was trying to use an example.


Well then you've figured out your answer!

You really gotta add Forever 21 to that list.


Sorry babe, $450 for a weekend is steep.


This perfect angel from AoKana.

League :^)

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Queen sucks tho

Thank god for AIDS

Waiting.

I wish you were here to cuddle with rn

I think the system right now really under plays the rating of someone playing support, so that sort of adds to the already iffy system they use

jesus thats hotel alone?


idunno
I like this girl a lot and she likes me a lot also

I just saw that post without context and laughed.


hard pass, cutie :3


they fixed that, actually. but the problem still remains that you can lose rank for all kinds of things out of your control. it's just the nature of a team game, unfortunately.

Yeah, CAD though so it's only like $2 USD

i.imgur.com/8rUpy4n.png


Useless.

You're not allowed to agree btw way.

It's funny that where he grew up is a literal crackville now: Oak Cliff.

then you shouldn't say things that are patently true. I am incredibly, unquestionably, undeniably, unequivocally useless.

thats per room though

like 2-4 people (for normies) per room, could split the cost ez

I know I split my ax room with colbear and luke, paid like...a hundred for the weekend

yes, it's pretty hilarious.

Why did you refuse?

Oh shit, my bad
I do recall you saying you telling me about buying shit there too
My little sister used to drag me in there sometimes when she'd go shopping and I was like do they even sell mens clothing here?
There was literally only like 2 racks and the style of clothing was just plain bad

Maybe Im just too plain for those clothes lol


struggle snuggles are the best tho

because I see no benefit for me.

Struggle snuggles???

Please elaborate.

google.com/search?q=Oak Cliff&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=Oak Cliff&tbm=nws
It's also mostly black.

I feel like that part was just a given when you call it "crackville"

oh they did? I didn't hear that they patched it, then again I wasn't deep into listening to it after season 1's ranking system lol

Hey, I was trying to sound less racist.

struggle snuggles. like what you'd get from luka. or kobe bryant.

my sides

they fixed it during ptr testing, actually. now, that's just what they said...but there haven't really been any complaints since then, so I assume they did.

lmao nice fucking meme

Is this babbys first con or something?

I don't follow

We're 5 people (3m, 2f) in two rooms, and my friend isn't incredibly financially sound so I offered to cover for her.


Banana Republic used to be my jam too before all that shit went down.

Yeah, it's definitely more of a female store but I think they have an okay men's section. Not that any dude would want to proudly say they shop at Forever 21..


I'd act extra adorable for a while.


Yes, actually. Are you new?

Or Donald Trump.
Or Bill Clinton.

I don't the penis would stop either.

oh well.


they are true red blooded american males. of course it wouldn't stop them.

I DONT GET IT

the real reason is because I don't want to. and I don't do things that I do not want to do. other than continue living, of course.

I heard the complaints from one of their youtube lovebirds a bit after season 2 began actually lucky fucker got to go try sombra early too

huh. well, they definitely seem to have it fixed at this point at least. there are still a billion other problems to fix though. maybe by season ten or so they'll have a decent way of doing things.

Obviously.

nani ?

when the genders mix it can get kinda awks

that sucks

so nice of you to cover for your friend though

blizzard does not fix and balance things well, I feel they forget things then end up somewhat fixing issues by accident just to make something else worse

Arch or Gentoo

It was fairly obvious that that was your reasoning.


Eh, that's why we decided to separate into two rooms.

They'd force you to play their saxophone.

depends on the issue. some stuff they do a great job at, but other things they seem to never notice, or just don't care about.


NANI ?!

plan it out so you can see the panels you wanna see AND so you have time to browse the artists alley/booths

you will be much happier

also getting buzzed before heading out amplifies the fun c:

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

WHAAAAT"S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!

arch

Why so?

Insanity.

I responded with "Obviously" to your post of "the real reason is because I don't want to" because it was fairly obvious that that was your reasoning. It's incredibly common to not do things that you don't want to do. Though, I am not quite sure why you decided to give a different excuse the first time, I don't see any reason for you to care about my feelings at all.


People will do that for me, they're all veterans.

we're all mad here.

I'd point at ranking and character balance, as an example look at mcree and soldier's bipolar patches. one is godly at first the other decent, then the godly one was shitty and the other godly, the first then becomes decent and the other shit, it's really weird cause I felt they could have left them both at the decent stages but they just keep going

I just wanted to see how detailed you'd get with explaining what was already obvious.

I snuggle
You struggle
^W^


Shut up cricket


I used to shop at Pac Sun or Active but then realized I was getting jew'd out for some of the shit there.
Now I just usually buy shit from Sears or Macys, maybe Express if I made a little extra dosh
I'd buy shit from Guess but most of their shit has too many zippers/belts/studs/useless accesories or looks just plain ripped and isnt worth the money

Also, Ive been going to cons for a while
450 is nice desu ne

Me and Manny (and 3 others) spent 1300 a weekend for AX this year
Then again it wasnt a hotel room, it was an apartment right across the convention center with kitchen and a washer/dryer
Shit was so cash

Do you know what hotel?
Westin Bonaventure gets lit af at anime cons
Marriot and Hilton/Double Tree are really nice too

Just aslong as it isn't a Motel 6 or The Stillwell lmao

Going through ALA pics

Got some good ones lmfao

the real issue with character balance is that they look at the highest levels of play and decide what to do from there. so you see characters get buffed who in normal games, ie, the majority of players, have already been doing incredibly well. mei got a buff and she was already really good, and now she's in almost every game, all because she wasn't being used enough in the high comp levels. same with dva, in ptr right now she has a shit ton of buffs being tested, but I still use her just fine and do really well in normal play. they should try and balance things for the majority, not for the competitive levels of play. but the problem there is they want the game to be an e sport, so they have to focus on higher levels of play for their balancing decisions, because they want to see the top players using all the heroes, instead of the same six over and over.

rickety cricket?!

oh man i forgot how comfy it is to be on my laptop in bed like god damn i could just fall asleep

:3

yes pls

I'd rickety ur cricket

many reasons.
main one being you dont have to have to compile your own kernel

but if you haven't done that already, learn gentoo


lucky you~


look at you
connoisseur of quotes

I dun know lots of words and things ayup

Was that satisfactory or should I start including definitions for words?


Aeropostale is pretty good for men's shirts, I like a lot of the graphic tees they have.

We booked at a Hilton. There was a table that had a comparison on the AN website of their "official" hotels.

When I first saw this OP I thought it was Soraka

If I ever see a single person post Soraka I will eliminate then with extreme prejudice and erase their very memory from the face of this earth I am serious here

don't worry, you're good. cutie

OWQEIUHFIONB

it doesn't even work for the higher levels, every time they do it the heroes used just change to the newly better ones I really don't think you can manage a scenario where all heroes are close to as commonly used at any rank as all others it's sort of a pipe dream

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what a fag.

sriracha?

Good :3

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what? something wrong?


the real problem is that the really really good heroes for the highest ranked players are never not going to work until they nerf the ever loving shit out of them, which they won't do. I'm hoping introducing new characters helps swing things a bit. who knows.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IMAGE

You have to fight Elma over it I guess


ara ara


lol nerd


I dont wear t shirts
Just button ups fam

Oh okay, like their hotel block or whatever
Is it walking distance or do you have to take a shuttle?

get rekt nerd

Soto, I...

meh. she can have it.


what? literally what is wrong with you, grim?

Am I rekt, tho?

Grim can't handle lewd Pogeymans

you sure seem to be.

introducing more is the best answer as it creates more options and more counters, making more characters valuable despite their state of buffed to heaven or nerfed to hell as long as they have a use. it's not perfect but it's a better choice than only relying on patching

it's a gardevoir being a witch
obviously

i'm not a nerd i had two people invite me to participate in a casual threesome

i've saved like the last 3 because i love gardevoir

Oh right, I forgot your fashion was awful.

exactly. I hope they start trying to put more characters out at a faster rate. not too much faster, but certainly more than 2 every six months.

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I always maintain my distinguished composure :3

It's definitely a cool Pogeyman

you're acting weird...

That's a surprisingly ugly image.

EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF THREAD ENGAGED

[doubt]

gardevoir is love
gardevoir is justice

it's my favorite

this is a very thicc gardevoir

well alright. I'm quite a fan of it. I'll take back my hand heart then.


bye grim!

would you like my gardy folder?

It was a fake hand heart anyways, you like boys.

okay. sorry.

T R I G G E R E D

Better than most of the people on here tho so that at least makes me feel better


Who?
Me and Elma?

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i'm fine thank you though
i'll just play my pokeymons and pet____ my gardevoirs

a guy who's really fun to tease and the girl who's considered the most beautiful one in my friend group

Okay, this is just... no

Until you remember that that isn't much in terms of competition

that would be perfect, I could see them doing so it seems like from blizzcon they are getting into bigger content patches far more frequently

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alrighty.


get triggered, boi


that would be lovely. the game really has proven to be very popular, so I see them putting even more effort in.

I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was expecting this from the thumbnail

youtube.com/watch?v=ljIOX3IlE3E

Stop angering him.

i wonder what would happen if i put them in the daycare center to let them get all their intimate frustrations out
but i'm not sure if i want to do that

I do as I please.


I'm sure they would definitely REDACTED

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This video contains content from Sony Music Entertainment (Japan) Inc.. It is not available in your country.

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Do deez nutz.

Shit, now I wanna rewatch Ao Haru Ride.


Oh, rip.

osu.ppy.sh/s/373114
It's that

yeah you'd like that, wouldn't you, little girl?

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winner: me.

Osu? who would play such a lame game for nerds..


GIrls don't have nuts. Ask Emma.

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Sorry...

Anyone got any dank meme?

You're pulling this shit AGAIN!?

why is there a dragonair under the skirt of that gardevoir's dress?

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Jerks can't be winners

wouldn't you like to know

SOTOOOOOOO

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i would greatly like to know

would be real nice if they did

I'm a boy. End of story.

hush you.


I'll tell you when you are older.


which means it probably won't. because fuck people who want nice things.

I believe a girl should be taught they can be anything they want when they grow up, and you're no exception. I believe in you, goggles. don't let anyone tell you that you can't be a boy just because you're a girl.

a likely story

i'm am an adult

youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

I want to grow up to be a boy?


Et tu, Rin?

that's a pretty dank meme
mind if I save it
It's almost as good as this meme
I really really really really really really really like this meme

oh lawd I'm still laughing way too hard at this

blocked. reported. called the cops. called your mother.


obviously!

eye am thouh

you wouldn't have to remind people that you're a boy if you really were

of course you are

When I grow up, I want to be a better person. Not a boy. I already am one.

Thanks, Lori.

so you're saying boys can't be better persons? wow. I know girls these days really hate guys but that seems a bit excessive.

He keeps saying shit about me.

i am
i can go to the liquor store all by myself

why would i believe you're a boy i have no evidence

but...but that's indecent!

I am not talking about boy or girls. I mean better as a human being.


Come on.... Don't do this..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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so now you're saying boys can't even be human beings when they grow up? 2016 females, every body. goodness.

so is cuddling a boy and a girl at the same time but it doesn't stop me

but you're so girly

what has the world come to?!

Boys and girls are both humans and they bothave their advantages and disadvantages. But I am not talking about either. I want to improve as a human being in unisex aspects that don't require anyone to be a boy or girl to specialise in. Examples of this could be transferable skills, morality, wellbeing. stuff like that.


I am not. People just don't ask me the right things.

morality and wellbeing?

[scoffs]

iunno

you seem pretty girly to me...

I was just trying to make a joke, geez.

some people are just overly sensitive about their gender identity

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don't jinx us now, nerd


you are not not triggered

some people are just overly sensitive about being wrong lmao

some people are just overly sensitive to autism

hello hello tsuchi

i think you're wrong

Some people are too triggered on memes lmao

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Dude Im still waiting for the video of you trying out that new toy you got


That picture triggers me so much lmao
Thats a one way trip to a UTI

UTI?

Que?

how are you today

just practice proper hygiene and you can probably play with as much ice cream as you want

holy shit you're fucking daft

consider self termination

srsly


Jesus you really are 17, huh?


Send the video fam

Urinary Tract Infection.

I think he's doing it on purpose at this point.

you know, acting stupid to seem cute

What viddddddddd?

Absolutely wonderful: I'm eating Klondike bars.

he probably doesn't even know how babby is forme

YOU PUT IT IN THE POOPER

yum buttbabies

YOU OBVIOUSLY CUM INSIDE THE BELLYBUTTON CAUSING IT TO GROW A BABY INSIDE THE BELLY

THEY DON'T CALL IT BELLY-BUTTON FOR NOTHING FAM


I dunno man
playing with ice cream like that isnt proper hygiene tbh


It's not working lmao


ya know, that vid

i don't really like klondike bars
too melty and the chocolate is weird
i got to participate in cuddling with not much clothing on

Baby-button.

I don't get it

Should've just fucked.

Maybe you could help me find it on skype sometime

kill me

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welma, you hussy.

you properly hygiene after playing with the ice cream duh
or i guess ice is an acceptable alternative

i'm not a huge fan of sex and it's really been causing some problems lately but i don't want to talk to my therapist about it

you weren't supposed to read that

But it's a button, so why would you cum in it instead of pushing it?

Wouldn't that just be making a new one for him?


It's kind of a therapist's job so just talk about it if it's an issue.

That was the point, yeah.

I don't know what vid he's talking about so I'm suggesting we make him his video.

You should get him before Cupcake does.

Have you never seen that Jenny Wakeman animation from Zone-tan?

It's okay. Do what you need to do to be happy.

:(

I'll just get Lana tomorrow ;3

"Lana"?

I don't need to do that.

sorry, do whatever you want to do to be happy.


better?

Meow.

i don't wanna
it's embarrassing and i don't want to talk about why

I'm not talking about me.
I'm talking about your therapist.
It's kind of his/her job to listen without judgment.

got any clothespins?

i get embarrassed

Yes.

oh wow i'm sleepy
niniinininnninininin

You know what to do.

have a good sleep, Revy.

k

shoulda paid attention in health class fam


lmao


;)


WAIT FOR ME DAWG LMAO


thats just gross

I dunno if I wanna show you my boobies x_x

Sounds pretty dumb tbh fam


But all we did was talk about periods and fallopian tubes

lmk~

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i'm either getting a tooth pulled or a root canal tomorrow
early early in the morning
It's gonna suck...

lol why?

they're a pretty good size now I bet

shoulda brushed your teeth more, yo

not yet :/ I should drink more milk or something maybe. I'm asking to get my dose upped next month to start my 2nd year though.

hmm, okay.

I still want you to do the thing though. You can cover them if you want.

Rationalisation.

Then what would be the point in having them on if you can't see them?

The pain, and other feelings.

Fuck yeah. Got my friend to play TERA with me.

tru smh

tell meeeeeeeeeee

Another soul lost.

heh, you must have TERAble friends

ok for a pun that crappy

I don't feel like telling you now

He went elf slayer.

I love Korean Lolis online

I mean, I typed it into Google and the first result was a 2010 flash animation on Newgrounds.

Why would I go to new Newgrounds to watch cartoon porn flash animations when I was 17?

ohey, thats the class that my irl friend used

I was a male castanic lancer

HAHA Disgusting loli fags.


Ah yes. The slut elves.

LOL

Zone-tan is well known for quality.

That's basically what they are.

i was unaware that game had anything other than lolis to be honest

Ah yes, their ability to draw cartoon pornography is really quite excellent, as such I must follow their works religiously.

Nobody plays the other races really.

thats amazing
so hows the gane aside from that?
I always thought it looked quite nice

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I think it's fun near the end mostly.
It's kind of a grind though.

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IS THIS VORE?????

Whatever floats you to ecstasy.

...

My boyfriend, exclusively.

lel

what is this?

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'80's pop

I really wish this was a prince song instead of madonna

...

Madonna is also good tho. Just not so talented on instruments

That's pretty gay.

?

You do have that going for you.

I don't like her ugly nasally voice uwu
but i love her instrumental

God damn if this was aa prince track though it would be so banging

My best feature is my boyfriend?

Sick plays

I don't find her nasally at all. Admittedly I don't really listen to her but.. yeah...

II think he's saying you guys are cute together

Okay back to my normal

He doesn't know him, though.

you silly boy
you and your 'pop' music

haha

he better not be imaginary

Not a feature. I meant that you have him to satisfy your needs so you don't need porn or anything.

you can't call your left hand your boyfriend either

Okay maybe not quite my normal

My more extreme normal

Or maybe this is closer to my normal

I mean, enjoying each other's company comes first of course. I really enjoy spending time with him even if it's just watching anime or a movie together.

Or maybe this, I DON'T KNOW

That goes without saying though. Spending time with them would be the best feeling in the world.

Sorry that DarDar is so hidoi

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wat

Don't worry about it.

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...

Look how cute this show is :3

Chinese attire? In my Japanese cartoons... I don't think so.

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...

Cheongsams are sexy tier

plus they look great with curvy OR petite bodytypes

What?

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She works at a Chinese restaurant.

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...

It does look really good on her though.

The only person I've known who worked in a chinese restaurant is a boy but they didn't get to wear something like that.

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Disappointing.

I'm funny.

...

You periodically perform amusing acts.

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Was I amusing today?

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you guys remember that one time when sci raped that kid?
t seemed like just yesterday

Yes.

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>>>/gulag/

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I wonder what Darwin's weakness is.

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>>>/gulag/422

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HE'S AN EMOTIONLESS UNFEELING MACHINE IN A CRUMBLING WITHERING HUMAN BODY

Oh no. I know what it is.

What are stipulations?

I never actually learned what a trust fund is.


That is wrong.

HE'S IN TOO DEEP

Shota.

Working and producing things or being a net gain and not just fucking eating up resources.

People give you stuff based on certain conditions and stipulations, it's nifty.

Darwin's shota's are his weaknesses.

Oh wow, so when daddy told me that I need to start being less of a useless twat I should have actually done something about it?

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Is Mordin still pissed about the number gag?

Your overconfidence is your weakness

Can I have a small loan of a million dollars?

Delusion =/= Weakness

It probably would have helped your country from going to shit.
:^)

No, it has not been mentioned since then.

me ntx

In like, 10 years maybe.


Oh yeah, a single 23 year old working and contributing to society definitely would have affected oil prices in a beneficial way for Canada :^)

Well, I can't fuck with Goggles because we're friends now, and I can't over fuck with Mordin just in case. What are my other options?

also
kek

I can't find a good Youtube clip but I was referring to the Luke V. Emperor "Your overconfidence is your weakness" bit

Do me do me

you don't fuck your friends?

Awww. Movie jokes?
Lame.


I mean, not exclusively.

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Every little counts.
:^)^))^)^))^)^)^))^)^))^))

I'll take you up on that.


¬_¬

I love TV/movie references.I grew up with Robot Chicken, man.

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As in what else you can do or what other people you can target?

goggles is my frind 2 but that dont stop me from beating that pussy the HECK up!!!!!!

Sorry, as soon as I finish my BEd in a month I won't even think about an MPEd and I'll go mop floors or something, okay?


If we're still in contact sure.

Either really.
I am feeling like a rather saucy bitch tonight.

He is permanently banned.

How about stop fucking with people's emotions.


Well this is our only medium of contact so I feel as though it is unlikely. I don't count Osu as one.

Kiss?
I assume you mean Kiss because he told me he was banned the other day.

Yeah.

Quite unfortunate really.

I have altered the deal.

I don't go out of my way to make people angry.
What started as a deal between Darwin and I escalated beyond desire.
Me "having" his number was simply to tide me over for now actually having it.


Well shit.

what the heck did get baned for?

I blame your movements which are in mysterious ways.

Then you'll actually be a productive member of society and there will be no problem.

Flabbergasting.
It's illegal in 6 states.

This deal is getting worse all the time!

You will have to get creative with other ways to fuck me over.

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I'm just a degen anyways.


Sounds lame as heck, dude.

smhtbhimhofamimosmhtbhimhoimoimfo smashing dat mf like button

This takes effort.


I have 3 rules to this.
1. My drinks do not go near you.
2. The contents of your pockets must be known to me.
3. You treat me like a princess, [/spoiler]and fuck me like a whore.[/spoiler]

smashin that shit

That was intentional.

:L^)^)I^)))^)^)))

nice

hmmph

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

Sorry I didn't learn all this in poor school

Oh, did I do something wrong? :(

you're missing out

The best I can do for you is let you know when I am being excoriated by a friend once again.

I never considered you to be one. You're just someone from outside the box to enjoy talking to.

Sugoi.

neenee

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

But I'm awful and I don't care about you at all and junk

Nini

nana

I wanted one of your description thingies!

Do this one too before you go

clips.twitch.tv/ajones012/PlainOpossumYouWHY

night

Description... thingies?

I'm going to lie down.

...

If that's how you feel. Although I wouldn't say you're awful but I don't know you well enough to make an informed comment on how you are.

Hey, you said it right. I am so proud of you.

...

you should meme down instead

I have been saying it that way for 2 years after your last fit over it.

...

Sure, my tummy's upset so I'm going to head to bed before I start to feel worse.

Night.

It worked. That is all I care about. Now vanish.


What?

gotta admit
made me lol


Okay hold up

Rule 1. is common sense, of course Im going to drink it if its near me.

Rule 2. is just to see how much money I have
Fucking gold digging slut

Rule 3. is Test's job tbh

you guys ever try tampon roleplay?

That wasn't from me... that was just a Star Wars quote

I could make something up if you'd like

Be nice.

Bye.

But I was being nice.

...

you guys ever try meme roleplay?

yes, do that so I can g2b pls

also tell soto to cyber me already.

You're the only one who understands me....

Condescending is not nice.

I am torn between actually looking out for you and expressing disdain at your choices

So will take the middle ground and say go to bed

It was sincere.

I can't let your sunshine go down.

Grr.

...

...

No wonder you're so shit Colbs

Maddie pls calm down

g2b

cyber me already

Fucking roasted nigga

this test?

I think it was this buzzfeed.com/michelleregna/en-garde?utm_term=.yix5M8vwL#.fbEjeN0k1?

Idk lol

That test triggered me so hard
It never gave me the percent lmao


lmao that last one got me tho
Is Elma drunk btw?


Have you been drinking btw?

I have not.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU NIGGA

And I don't think so, Elma doesn't into alcohol these days.

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