You guys ready for SquarEnix to finish their magnum opus?

TESTOSTERONE
is what I meant.

Great, at least IO Interactive is still alive unlike Core Design

So maturing involves losing your tits?
Is that how it works?

It's just another case of the androgynous tranny invasion of Hollyjew. It's so fucking ridiculous I basically call internet rules on everyone on TV/movies:
"Welcome to the internet (and Hollywood); where the men are men, and so are the women."

Just meme that they're making her flatter to appeal to lolicons and you could get your beloved udders back

It's about making the small titted femishits feel better about themselves by putting someone that doesn't have a better body than them on the spotlight.
That makes me wonder why all the femiwhales with gigantic fatty tits didn't get mad at this trend though.

I'll just play the originals

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Why not just pirate the gog versions?

It's not necessarily about being masculine, it's more about being repellent to straight men.
Feminists find male sexual attention degrading and repugnant, so any female character that gives you a boner is an insult to all women, they see it as rousing starving beasts.
The more sexually repellent to straight men they can make the character the better, the only limitation is that being (semi) human themselves, they too are programmed to appreciate beauty, so they have to struggle with not making the character too repellent for themselves too.

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Depends on the quality of the versions
Carnivores for example has it's better version on mobile.

Hollyjew producers would certainly love to disagree that the movie is just for them because if the movie was only for the extreme hardcore SJWs then it would bomb like fucking nuclear bomb over Japan.

That's what masculine women do.

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really it's just uncharted lite but with collectables. The plot and characterization are barely there.

A negress beats Drake

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After Tomb Raider (2013), fuck no. I haven't liked anything Square has put out since FFX, so…no. Fuck no. Fuck these (((Hollywood))) imitation "games".

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These fuckers have no idea.
These fuckers have absolutely no idea.
In fact, I'll go so far as to wager the dumbshit who wrote that couldn't even get past the first quicksand pit in TR3, if they even played it at all.
Yeah, the one about twenty seconds into the first level, right after that hill

Nigger do you actually think journos play vidya?
Even if they did they would still ignore what they played to virtual signal.
The fuck who wrote that probably never touched Anniversary because it's "too retro", much less the originals which don't handhold you at all.

FF7?
Tomb Raider is fucking gay, dude.
It's nothing but femiwank propaganda now.

What can I say, I'm an optimist.
And even with all that sunny shiny optimism pouring outta every crack, no I don't think did ever play any of the originals and they're typically worthless hacks.

This shit reminds me of Ghostbusters (2016), remind me again did that do well

No.

Wait a minute, that body figure…

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but what about muh neer potaoes user

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Drake and his brother, at the same time

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unreal

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Anyone still have this?

You mean this?

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Excuse me, but are they fucking in a pawn shop?

Meso-America could be pretty fucking cool. I was really in to the Mayans as a kid for some reason.
Hopefully this is the end of the trilogy and then they go back to B-movie pulp novel adventurer Lara.
But that will never happen. :(

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This isn't Battletoads!

Sad, considering the only reason why I bought the Uncharted Collection was because it was basically Tomb Raider-Lite with Gears of War shootan, but fuck man - you take what you can get. Now Tomb Raider is a shallow derivative of a derivative of it's former glory.

And yeah, while the Uncharted games suck, at the very least there was some good bantz between Nathan and Sully and Blondie MacTits that made the journey a little less painful. Also, it's worth playing through one of the original titles at least once to unlock Doughnut Drake.

At least Doughnut Drake has bigger jiggly titties than nu-Laura Croft.

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That is what you get in the long run when you pay for video games. You fund a company that can turn to shit overnight.
Always get them for free.

Gib me back fun, huge tittied posh laura. Give her back. I fucking hate this shit

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They will at the end of the game, to which they'll show, in graphically detail, Lara's torturous boob job that she suffered unwillingly and how it scarred her character, and that she went on to continue exploring the world in defiance of her now enormous chest to show that she is still a strong independent woman despite the defilement her body suffered and the constant rape glances she always experiences whenever she passes any man. It be a great story for porn if they didn't take themselves so serious.

Did I stutter motherfucker?
FUCK SQUARE

Feminism isn't really about making women powerful, it's about ugly rejects getting off on dragging powerful women down.

That's not entirely accurate.
Feminists have always watched more attractive women get the attention from men. This creates the resentment towards men. If they could murder the pretty girls that we took to prom in high school, they would. Instead they murder the pretty girls from the games we enjoyed in middle school.

Also about not feeling bad about themselves that a strong woman with confidence and sex appeal is on the spotlight while they themselves are dirty, ugly, unappealing and even more of a coward mess than current Lara is :^)

Rhianna Pratchett is a shitty writer.

Who asked for this? Why are SE burning money making a sequel that sold so poorly? Why aren't they giving people games they actually want?

It's hilariously easy to tell they don't play games.

They kind of had to. The previous game despite the shitty story ended on a cliffhanger.

Not since she went full amazon on her tits. And even before that, she aged like milk. She was reasonably attractive in Hackers and it was a downhill from there, and you know she fucked her father and brother.

It's about killing a people. No better way to make the birthrates plummet than to introduce feminism into a culture. It warps women into disgusting creatures men want nothing to do with, and is basically incurable without concentration camps.

Yeah, and? Plenty of games that end on a cliffhanger never got a sequel. Why is this piece of shit different?

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This. We need a way to wire money directly to the actual guys involved with making games and not the executive pedowood faggots.

Because reboot, gril power and it's written by the daughter of Terry Pratchett.

I feel like I should know that name, but I don't.

None of this would be a problem if being a leftist carried a death sentence.

That cunt can't write for shit. The best you can say about her is that she had the good grace to leave her father's work alone, though even Prtachett was a cocksucking liberal faggot.

this is so bad it almost looks like sarcasm

Discworld.

Leftists are incapable of humor because they lack a soul.

This is going to be Ghostcunts all over again.

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Also didn't that fridge complained that her movie didn't have enough female characters?

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I still refuse to believe it is female. You really have to go looking for the embodiment of anti-Lara on purpose to hire this ugly goblin.

It's weird it's like she has a negative bust size. Did they have to do surgery on her to get like that? It just looks unnatural. Like even the flattest woman sticks out a little but it's like her chest is trying to cave in on itself.

No, it's about wanting to possess the qualities that you find attractive. Women went from wanting men to wanting to be men because they didn't value their own qualities anymore. You can see the same thing in the tranny explosion amongst men.

That unappealing rectangular body with practically zero hips to waist ratio. If you see that body type there is likely jewish DNA involved.

Flatties don't work in 3D.

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It might if she wasn't ugly with a 12 year old boy's body.

Neither in 2D.

She looks like she took steroids while weight training for her movie. Her body fat percentage is practically zero and her skin is no longer puffy and soft from estrogen.

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I'll take your word for it. I wonder how she feels considering she has the proportions of a boy.

It's not like NuLara hadn't already shat up the character completely. All they're doing now is raping the corpse.

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NOW

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Rise of the Tomb Raider was actually pretty decent. Felt like a B-movie version of indiana jones

Bravo SE!

Are you kidding? It was the same fucking game as the first with an even more dog shit story.

Of course not. When they rebooted this shit, it looked like they added asscreed maps/collecting and the last of us mechanics. What happened to running around with double handguns and shooting the shit out of everything? THAT was fun, this copied shit isn't.

That, or take down the whole industry as it was done with the music industry. Creating an environment where people simply stop buying the product and those that create do it for passion, as they won't make much profit from it.

So push for it to become real.
There are already leftists being killed for being leftists.
Just push for the normalization of killing them.

The game is borderline gore porn, so might as well make it ryona

>2b is fucking horses

It was worse than the reboot. The story was dull and the characters so boring. Why did they chose to have the fat black guy as a sidekick instead of the asian girl?

Do you own an Xbone or something?

Old Lara is the best lara, our way is the old way

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I haven't played any of these, but am I to believe that there hasn't been a single tomb raided these last two games? What has Lara been doing?

From what I remember hearing…
>nuTomb Raider
RotTR

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Why the fuck are they still trying with this shit, didn't the last two games flop spectacularly.

It doesn't matter how hard a game flops because this is Square Enix. They'll just take one of their smaller successes and use it to fund their pet projects.

Shadow of the Womb Raider user
Like these fucks aren't completely creatively bankrupt.

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But Rise barely sold seven copies, or some shit, how in the fuck do they think that this is financially sound?

Yeah, I am fucking ecstatic, man.

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I would say its "just a shadow" of tis former self.

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All of those actually make sense though
Rise and Shadow on these shitty games are nothing but template fucking subtitles.

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>the developer says it's looking at doing the same for GOG but isn't sure if it's going to be possible
What is this blatant lie even supposed to be taken as?

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You can do better to earn your (you)s.

call me when they let you go dual pistols

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Samoan guy appears for the first 5 minutes of the game then never again.

I got it on the steam store for $10 with all the DLC

Enjoy your bow and arrow pussy
That will surely make you "badass"

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I told you fuckers it was fake
You didn't listen

You're a dumb nigger

God damn i thought they were past this.

Is there a way to make a bow cool outside of the historic sense?

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It's obvious that anyone who says or thinks that has never actually played the games. Everything is only outside and face value. Well, guess now I'll just go back and play the original games. Seriously, fuck modern gaming.

The sense of showmanship that Christian Weston Chandler brought to his life being a trainwreck of historic proportions ruined everything for everyone and by that I mean set the stage for a certain performance act of historic proportions

Call me when they stop taking themselves seriously.

Unless its a holy or cybernetic bow, then not really.

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Low technology
That's about it

The Stormguard in the first game were absolute fucking trash anyway.
What they teased in pre production was way suuperior

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this is the most retarded shit i've read in years
original Lara was even more Mary Sue than MaRey Sue and she knew it
not even the fusion of James Bond and Batman would be good enough to match her
Nu Lara is just a crybaby, she never acted, but simply reacted in responce to the shit going on around her, while old Lara was the one mooving the plot forward, she was the bad ass people didn't dare to fuck with unles they had a small army she didn't need to be brave like nu Lara simply because old Lara was fearless
she was so bad ass she could dual wield pistols while doing acrobatic backflips through the air and killing Atlantean inmortal warmongers, giant fucking fire dragons, alien mutants and the mother fucking egiptian god of Hell himself
even at her sweet 16 she was a tomb raiding demon slaying bad ass
but god forbid some neckbeard may fap at her tirangular tits
better turn her into Nathan Drake but with out his pair of iron cast balls

It wouldn't be a bad idea since Drunckmann turned Drake into a beta with a boring life.

the ony character i can think of who is more Bad Ass than old Lara is Dante
and she even does all of this stuff without Dante's Demon powers

For fuck's sake, TR isn't even a Square game, it's a fucking Eidos game.
And it's not even Eidos' magnum opus! Hitman is!

What a horrible way to go for a beloved sex icon of the 90s. Also fuck you squeenix, you westernized cunts.

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Eidos is a publisher
Not a developer
IO Interactive developed Hitman
And Square surprisingly enough let them have the Hitman IP when they saw they couldn't make a buck out of it.

That's actually genius.
Maybe the game was expected to sell like shit, so the only way they saw to make money was to get Microsoft to throw shekels at them.

and who owns Eidos?
if Squenix has nothing to do with Nu Raider?
whay do we see their name in the credits
i don't remeber agent 47 having his own magazine with barelly 2 games out
i don't remeber agent 47 having 2 well know movies that sitll air on TV every now and then
i don't remebr agent 47 doing crossover with Witchblade and Phanthom in Top Cow Comics

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BURN!!!

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There's no money in finishing shit. It will continue to be milked until it dies of pure stagnation.

What the cuckchan nigger doesn't realize is Eidos is now a developer, the publisher eidos was renamed to Square Enix Europe, while the developer for their "hits" like Thi4f, the "tomb" raider games, and deus ex is Eidos Montreal.

And that is what I missed most when it comes to Tomb Raider, it never had taken itself seriously and Lara was such a fun character, going on these crazy journeys. I would like to do all of this once again, but no, never ever again can we actually have fun in this series. Modern gaming is such a joke, I want it to crash and burn already.

Is it possible for someone else to buy out Tomb Raider from them, Squeer Enix needs to stop.

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That actually was the plan. After the "relative failure" of the reboot (the game sold well but the gooks blamed their western studios for Square's low revenues of that year, ignoring the real failure that was the FF XIII trilogy) Square didn't want to invest a lot into RotTR so Microsoft gave them money in exchange of a temporary exclusivity. The game didn't sell enough copies to satisfy the gooks so they fired the CEO of Crystal Dynamics.

This is supposed to be the final game of the reboot series so if the game tanks then Square Enix might pull the same shit that they did with IO Interactive and let Crystal Dynamics go.

This. Feminist dykes hate the competition.

I miss the old Lara. She was sexy, fun and didn't take herself seriously.

I don't miss the tank controls though.

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If they made a game like that today, Duke would cut his dick and ask Lara to wear a burka.

How about you take your shit opinions back to reddit

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Any chance of these coming to consoles?

Srsly, the tank controls still suck. You know it. I kn ow it.

It wasn't until the remake along with Legend and Underworld that they finally got the controls right. Fuck that having to hawl her around like a boat achor shit.

i never liked her shitty braided hair and glasses.

Man Shadow Tactics was some good shit.

feminists see all men as rapists, because they can't do the math or understand their role in their own misfortune due to narcissism resulting in the inability to share in the blame

its the same as the violence begets violence argument, millions of GTA(s) being played, should equal a million school shootings or whatever

It's a narcissistic type of retardation, and it should come as no surprise that goons are a part of it.

They don't even develop these games.

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I've seen enough traps to know that's not a man.

Wait no, I mean that IS a man. Sorry.

fucking says who, the last tomb raider game with the new lara fell off the face of the earth in no time

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Rise of the Tomb Raider was hilarious in just how fucking terrible she was at doing anything. The entire game is her failing at everything. Even to the point you'll do a bunch of tricky platforming only for it to end in a cutscene where she falls down a hole anyway. She became the worst adventurer in all fiction. The only thing iconic about her now is the guro porn throughout the games.

Why even have a bra on at that point?

Why is there even such a huge resurgence of Tomb Raider in the first place? Wasn't the original game okay and the first movie terrible?

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>It's no secret video game adaptations frequently struggle to leave an impact, but there was hope Tomb Raider could reverse those fortunes and be a bona fide hit.
>there was hope Tomb Raider could reverse those fortunes and be a bona fide hit.

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Is the Tomb Raider film confirmed a shot for shot remake of the first nu Lara game? I played the first one and from the movies scenes it really looks like it does.

Gay game, but cool I guess?

Lara Croft is a famous icon, so these shitheads have to come in and ruin her by coasting off her legacy rather than make a new character

Well Gamesblotter still thinks it is, that and anybody who's still dumb enough to read Gamesblotter today (seriously who still reads these sites? Artifical Bots?)

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I'm pretty sure advertising people just go "you know what quote would look good on our movie poster/paid reviews?" And then they come up with a quote, and then because there's so many fucking idiots in the world they just google the quote and someone has already said it, so they source them.

So you're telling me that getting impaled in the face by a phallic object makes a character more badass and less sexualized?

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I am getting a chubby. I think I'm too far gone

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Might as well embrace it. The death scenes are the only redeemable part of the nu-Tomb Raider games.

There's a place we can take this, folks: gurochan.ch/g/res/39938.html#52816

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I let that part happen repeatedly and fapped the first time I saw it. Made the playthrough (until that point) worth it.

Also does anyone have that video with the "impaled by rebar" QTE from the 2013 game, dubbed with Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye?

Laura is for cuddle, not impuddle

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not unless someone in the industry buys there IP.

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We need more loli Lara.

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Even that loli has more tits than Nu Lara.

I'd play a loli-Laura game. That should have been her origin story. As in, fuck you, she doesn't have/need one. She was just a natural born tomb raider who's been doing it since she was a little kid. It's a goddamned game, just sit back and enjoy you goddamned whiney mongs. Maybe give it a bit more of a light-hearted and less serious setting, and make her guns shoot those suction cup things. Show her having trouble trying to climb up on rocks and that kind of cute shit.

I personally don't approve of young girls in dangerous situations.

Loli guro is ok, user.
They aren't real people.

La-li-lu-le-lo.

Shoulders way wider than her hips, definitely the proportions of a boy.

La li lu le lo? What are you talking about?

Do you know about the Tombs of the Pharaohs? The Kangz are trying to control the memes.

Loli lu le lara.

What?

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wow she has the body of a man its really unsettling

That'd be great. Would work fantastic with a silly and fun tone, without taking itself seriously. And yeah, even loli Lara has larger tits and wider hips than the hideous 3DPD they chose to play her.

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Is that a woman that looks like a man or a man that looks like a woman
If the former then it's the fault of testosterone
Girls who lift take tons of it constantly, since it improves their performance a lot, but it also makes them look and act like men.

This is a swimmer's body

I propose we give her a distinct name like Laura because that faker is not worthy of the same name.

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Wasn't this exact shit how the advertised the first two fucking reboot games? The origin story on how Lara Croft became the Tomb Raider?

She went through more shit in her real, actual origin story instead of this whingy I Hate Tombs(tm) abomination.

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I miss him making laughably bad video game movies.

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He shitposts on twitter.

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Pretty good.

You realize that character popularity has nothing to do with game quality, right? Does it not occur to you that Lara might be more popular because she's a hot girl with tons of fanservice while 47 is a bald guy in a suit? Regardless of game quality, Lara got as popular as she was because sex sells.

Not as clever as he thinks he is. Some things never change.

It does since it's part of the final product. Also it's a good way to tell the attitude of the game's developers. is a clear-cut example of them not giving a shit or being actively malicious and it's at the point where I prefer to support crappy Nip games because they understand that people like sexy girls.

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FTFY user. No need to thank me.

What were these the lyrics to again?

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They should have got a female Crossfit athlete, they are basically real life Laras anyways.
Give her a nice tit job, or use some practical effects to make them look big, and you are ready to go! They will probably will need to be trained on Bong Banter too.

About the game, Uncharted looks more like a cool adventure than Tomb Raider. I wonder if any of the old developers still work, effectively work, on the franchise nowadays.

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reminder nu lara has a black boyfriend. she literally got BLACKED.
no

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Why live?

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What parallel universe do you come from where this is allowed?

Reminder that the Postal movie is actually good and that you should watch it.
Also, go watch Rampage

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No user, it IS shit. But enjoyably shit, because a "good" movie about Postal 2 wouldn't make sense anyway. And it's not Birdemic-tier shit where it's actually painful to watch, either, so that's good.

it's campy, doesn't mean it's shit, it accomplishes it's goal.

call it shit if you want but it accomplished what few games boasted they could do.

But the universe hates fun.

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But we live in Hell.

>death has her falling to her knees and crying in front of the screen
>includes super casual babby mode with waypoints and no foes for the retards IE: journalists does not include the real ending
I'd play the hell out of that

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The guns should be Nerf toys.

Not like the journalists would be able to reach it anyway, regardless of how idiot proof you made the game.

I always take one additional step in my theoretical creation of a game to ensure babby players don't get everything.

But of course.

I can just imagine a ending scene with Duke watching his kids playing in the backyard, swearing something to himself thinking of old times and blasting aliens only to be interrupted by Lara yelling "honey!" cooking up some delicious meatloaf and saying how he promised to stop swearing, then picking a glass, going outside and starting to lit a cigarette only to be stopped by Lara saying he promised to stop smoking too and then she comes to sit on his lap and they both watch their kids happily playing around and the scene fades to black.

Whenever the discussion comes up about "CYOA-style" storytelling in games, Shadow is one of the titles that is always brought up as being one of the few that did it right (Despite it being a mess).

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It could've done with some more small changes in endings based on the path you took, maybe cut off a few paths to make more sense, but at least it actually had completely different endings and you got them through your actual gameplay choices, instead of being able to play a dick the whole time and picking the blue option during the ending cutscene.
You know shit is fucked up when a buggy mess of an edgelord game is technically better than just about every single western role playing game in recent years.

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Imagine a Ausie Lara like this one also trying to outbanter the world!

Basically what cosplayers do all the time. Both things really. And it works wonders. Hell, let the Chinese make the movie, we know they can make some cool shootings too.

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Only played nuTomb Raider 1 back when I had a toaster. I had to tweak the game to run at a 200x200 resolution for the QTEs or else the framerate made them impossible. Does my fresh OC still applies?

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Oh my god

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How the hell hasn't that been made into a game yet?

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This same tactic is used to speedrun Superman 64.

I was surprised the game let me resize the windowed screen. Most games just lock it. But yeah, I couldn't beat the final boss because the framerate for that scene was specially poor and it made me fail the QTE everytime. That's when I 'discovered' that trick. I wish I could have done so earlier. The wolf QTE took me like an hour.

I honestly had no idea.

Yeah, but cosplayers usually get away with it by pretending they're not whoring for attention, they're making a "tribute" to a franchise they love (but have never played), and you filthy misogynerds shouldn't even try to sexualize them.

I'd unironically want this to happen. Chinks don't like niggers. homosexuality and ugly women, so they're already better than Hollywood by leaps and bounds.

Once you get the silenced pistol you don't even need the bow. You can just headshoot everyone without any issue. The game is cakewalk.

For the same reason we can't have any other nice things, Jews.

Eh? There's 10 main story, plus the final story. Also the branching paths thing doesn't have a major impact. The ending is decided by which of the 5 levels you end up on, and one of two possible approaches to it. To be sure I did actually complete the game and even got some enjoyment out of it but people grossly oversell that aspect of the game.

The 90s are over, America has changed drastically and the social environment of the entire world has changed.

We need to bring the 90s back.

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user, some faggot concept artist pretty much did this, but also managed to make it liik like an effeminate final fantays guy. Its actually kinda gross to look at, and made me mad enough to avoid saving a copy

This too, the nulara is a murderous asshole who kills people who were stuck in shitty situations all the same.

2 would have been a decent choive

Those are mor "fans" than any of the modern devs or journos.

Most definitely true.
Even when they tried to make a crybaby out of Lara, they fucked it up.

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I love how people preaching about emporium women are in fact the most vocal ones in telling them not to work out, be healthy and in general be the best that they can be but instead be fat, lazy pieces of shit that are three cheeseburgers away from a type 2 diabetes.

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But without the leftists and kikes.
A 90s with all kikes and leftists killed.

that'd be utopian no matter the time period.

Oh, yeah. It was a totally organic and natural "evolution".

Worse than a tranny, trannies at least try and look feminine.

Trap > Tranny anyway

wheres the tiddies?