So i got invited to "final beta" for sea of Thieves and this is my ship. Litterally spawned upside down...

Fuck if I can remember what mishmash of words they called it. It's Ubisoft so it's not worth committing to memory.

Blackwake?

It's going to be shit anyway, game is shallow as fuck.

God DAMNIT I want this game to be good and it's so obvious that it won't be. Sid Meier made the last truly great pirate game. How hard is it to make

That depends. How can I fit lootboxes into this?

Isnt this a meme game that nobody played a week later?

It is a post-Microsoft Rare game, yes.

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How hard can it possibly be?

what's C&C?

Choices and consequences.

Command & Conquer.

What.

shut the fuck up nerd i XyZ ur mum last nite

It's made Pajeets. They think X Y and Z are the gods of the watercloset.

So are you Argentinian?

Friendly reminder.

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why?

so the ship spawns upright next to your dock, not out on the open sea along that entire plane at random.

What are you NMEA 0183 or something?

relax, it's a submarine

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Argentina is one of the most powerful countries in the world, don't talk shit.

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Just goes to show you beaners subhumans can't do anything right, and I'm a beaner subhuman myself.

Maybe the servers are in Australia.

is that actually done yet?

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Maybe the whole world is perfectly normal but you're upside-down instead.

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That was an enjoyable film.

They put cartoons onto film? Why? Would be easier to keep digital

Caring and cuddling

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The twist was beyond retarded and makes sense.

*makes no sense

That would be fucking terrifying.

Oh, and the "villains" are fucking retarded.

It's like you don't know how the world works at all. This is just a picture of the ship as it's crossing the equator, midway through flipping the other way. OBVIOUSLY.

1982 would like to have a word with you

Cute and Comfy

cuntboys and cunnilingus owo

You accidentally got the sea folk ship instead of a human one.

This isn't a gamenight thread? :^)

Man'o'war corsair is clunky right now but does some of that already

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>get somewhat hyped, SoD1 was pretty fun and Sea of Thieves might be the next best thing to being a dickass seadog in Pirates of the Burning Sea
Fucking Microsoft.

Cunt Collector

I hope you are not considering giving those faggots behind SoD any money though, besides the absolute kikery they are also SJW faggots. I expect them to go full overdrive with it in SoD 2

I wouldn't mind either of those.
XD
Also, this is just an epic pirates of the Caribbean reference, you silly goats.

Never knew that, just liked building a fort against zombies and hunting for gear. What have they said/done to make them SJW, besides making the main characters of SoD1 a nigger camper and a spic female "vet." I'm a regular outdoorsman and I've never seen a nigger or spic woman in the woods.

They blend in with the dirt (^:

I've known SoD2 would be an xbone/win10 exclusive for years now. The fact that it was an xbox360 marketplace exclusive title for awhile should have been a red flag.

Play the first hour of the game and count how many gay people you meet. They also released a new version of their game that people needed to buy which is pretty bad but at the same time they released a patch for the old game that broke it.

Are there any other enemies besides other players and skeletons?

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Microsoft's online infrastructure.

That image is retarded. Anime girls make you gay.

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