I'm snowed in at a video game store. It's like im living out one of my childhood fantasies right now...

I'm snowed in at a video game store. It's like im living out one of my childhood fantasies right now. There's like a foot of snow outside and my car isn't gonna make it through that.

Should i play anything besides contra hard corps?

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You already know the answer.

its a console game so I shouldn't?

Yeah play their vectrex

Shovel Simulator 2018

What other games do they have?

Its not hooked up right now and i prefer slightly newer stuff

Play analingus with the nice man at the counter

do they have Skyrim™?

My personal choices would be between these two

You're missing out

Ask the clerk if they have Battletoads

I've played it before, it's okay but i prefer genesis and super nintendo

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It's here.

This honestly. Try to find the weirdest shit they have

I work here, I've got it available to me whenever i feel like

Are you at Digital Press?

Play Star Fox on SNES, TMNT Tournament Fighters, or Mystical Ninja

no


already a big goemon fan, I may do star fox after I play more contra hard corps

Monster World IV

Just admit you wanted to play some games. Unless you've got bald tires, or an absolute piece of shit ca, that shouldn't be a problem.

my little baby kia wouldn't be able to make it, and its still coming down hard.

Personally i'd try to go for shit like the rare/expensive PS1 rpgs, like Valkyrie Profile, Tronne Bonne, Tales of Destiny II, or some of the sega CD games like Lords of Thunder or Snatcher.

I've played all those ps1 games and the sega cd selection here is a bit weak.

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Jesus not a single good sega cd game in sight. I bet they keep that shit in the back to sell on ebay.

hey, ecco is pretty good.

Damn right.

I was tempted to ask if the building heat gets automatically turned off after a certain point in time, but given the type of merchandise a game store carries, they probably can't get away with letting the place get too cold at night.

Do they have Solatorobo

They're a shitty store if they don't have Solatorobo

63 farenheit right now, im good with cold temps.


Do YOU even have that? Its on my r4i gold.

post more pics so we know what's actually in stock

Fine, showcase stuff or shelf stuff?

both

You know it gets colder as the night goes on, and that the snow will also get deeper too?

It'll take a while to cover all that area.

It'll turn on automatically at certain points in the night

Fucking rocket cars.

Play a Saturn game.

I do, found it at a fucking gamestop, but the cardboard got FUCKED because the dipshits used it as a display.

best games they have here are panzer dragoon (beat the whole series), virtua fighter 2, children of the atom, crusader no remorse, daytona usa, virtua cop, and I'd rather play it at home.

You deserve death.

already helped shovel some lady out, it's more than a foot now.

Okay, I call total bullshit.

Then why include a picture of the lightest, slightest dusting of snow and not an up-to-date one at the time of posting?

found the tool

damn, I guess I should've expected this out of someone who works in a vidya store, impressive

the n64 selection is pretty decent

Solatorobo is too hard for you to find but Panzer Dragoon Saga isn't?

its a deceptive picture because you don't know the area. and the existing tracks from earlier in the day don't help give you an idea of how deep it is. Take my word on it for now.


thank you


haven't played that since I was 8 or 9. May pop it in

surprisingly, yes. also because people actually want panzer dragoon saga and not little tail bronx shit

if you're doing n64 games, play gauntlet 64 as well
good time waster

I prefer dark legacy. Also someone gave this the rigamaroo already

delet file 3

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How much do they want for Goldeneye?

Yo, Play X-Men for the Genesis

This must be the comfiest misfortune someone could have. Hace a cozy night dear user and play some Quackshot on the Genesis.

???
Anyways play Sub-Terrania

Play the greatest esport game ever made, Mario Party 2

ever work at a small retail store while competing with online sellers?


40, which I find to be too expensive. Prices here are done based on how much people are willing to pay and it's a game we have trouble keeping in stock. I don't agree with it but it makes sense from a business perspective.

Yo you live in the Northeast OP? I'm chillin' in my room with 6 inches outside, playing Gaylo like the old days.

not a bad choice, and yes, long island. I keep trying to pressure my boss in to set up 4 xboxes for split screen 8v8 halo 2 because it would be amazing.

Still do it though.

You have eight other people with you there? You have to do it, man.

You fucking pussy, what are you even driving, a golf cart?

Nope, just me


got a problem with my golf cart? My friend may be on his way in his pick up.

You ain't a real man until you beat Star Fox SNES Route 3 without losing a single life

What is it with "DATS NOT REAL SNOW" people? They should fuck off

What'cha playing now OP?

op probably got to the snowy mountain world and disappeared from this dimension

Hope you're playing the superior nippon version of contra. Also play Bare knuckle 3.

Try to think of a game that would be interesting to browse the existing files on it. Like Pokemon or something.

I've driven an F-150 on a 300 mile round trip through that kind of snow and it would freak out if it went over 30 mph so my trip had to take hours longer than it would have during the summer.

How fucking bald are your tires?

Warioware DIY is a good one.

I made it home thanks to a friend with a proper 4-wheel drive car. Thank you for your interest in my thread, it was fun and I was ready to stay the whole night but I got lucky and got out.

Pic is my badge as proof its me, just on a different ID. If anyone is curious, the panzer dragoon orta pin is from E3 2002 and was worn by smilebit/sega staff and given out.

c'mon now but thanks for the thread

Yeah, for real, it's threads like these that keep me coming back to Holla Forums. I'm still playing MCC if you care to join me.

You are like a little baby

I don't have an xbone, but thank you anyway. I'm tired so I may just play yakuza 0 before bed. I'll think of making more threads while I'm working in my store.


you're welcome, here's an Arle

Rocket Knight Adventures, pretty comfy and fun or Shinobi III

Aw, heck yeah OP! I'm about to go to my job. Gonna get /comfy/ as all heck with my laptop and good tunes for about 6-8 hours doing nothing as no one will probably show up!

OP is already back home.

You call that snowed in? I drive through that at 60mph every winter. That wouldn't even delay school in the morning.

This. Where the fuck does OP live for a foot of snow to obstruct traffic?

He already answered that question.

pussy, I've done that in a low Subaru, and not one of the sporty ones either. Without winter tires, to boot. Just to get some McDonalds and beer.

the problem is mostly my little car is stuck behind the building where no plows will be going for quite some time. My little car can't handle snow very well, and I'd have to dig out tons of snow in order to make it to a point where I could exit the parking lot. Wasn't worth it, so I decided to spend the night in my shop until a friend offered to pick me up.

I fucking hate the faggots that come here now.

Pretty sure even most brick-and-mortar used game stores aren't liable to have that anymore; shit's pretty much scalper gold for online vendors to buy up cheap (if they can still find it cheap, I mean) to hock at furfags with way too much money and way too little common sense to not drop close to $70 on a cart only copy (or well over $100 on a complete one).

did you remember to lock your doors, roll up your windows and build it a snow garage?

Play Red Zone.

Pussy.
I drove on ice for weeks just to get to work.
BEST
TIME
OF
MY
LIFE
Every window down laughing like a maniac with the stereo blaring.

Nothing beats drifting in a front wheel drive 4cyl car with less than 100 bhp.

FUCKING LEAF here. Where do you live? A foot of snow is perfectly fine for most cars, even without all-weather tires assuming the roads aren't packed and you're not barreling down at 80kph.

wew OP, kill yourself. Do you live in fucking Africa if this much snow is a problem for you?

Pussy.
Car for reference.

That was the worst winter my region has experienced in 10 years. So much fun, but all the OT killed me.

Scream about your girlfriends and how much pussy you get and how much beer you drink too, makes you sound real hardcore and mature.

I bet you could throw a football and hit a palm tree you thundercunt.


Boy I'm talkin' about the OP here, and I never have high hopes for them.

Whatever you say dirty southerner.

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot black girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch..

You can keep your disgusting 3D bitches. They're objectively inferior in every way.

You are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Holla Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Holla Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Holla Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to Holla Forums and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. This is a nice site, how dare you use it like this. How come people like you get to browse here? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and report your posts. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. … You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

Buddy, look I don’t care. I’m just curious how much you bench because I bench 420 and I’m only 17. What are you? 23 or something? Hah it’s funny because you are a weak pathetic piece of shit. My friends call me as Rambo, so you can just call me Rambo. I’ll have you know I passed high school with a 3.0 GPA and I’m now currently in military school. You probably couldn’t even pass the entrance exam to get into it, I’ll have you know it requires an 80% overall average on the exam to even get accepted. The best part is, I got a 90%. You? Absolutely nothing you worthless piece of shit. Tell me where you live because I’m probably going to be heading there soon. Just going to warn you I could probably fuck you up in an instant. The fact that I’m 17 and lift more than you ever can is funny. When I graduate military school I will be serving my country and making 6 figure income. What will you be making? Less than me just like how you lift less you loser. If I ever come to where ever you live I’ll fuck you up.

OP you should try playing an actually good Contra game like Super C.

Probably a Britbong that's used to half-frozen slush during winter. Even in indian reservationcasino land most people are able to drive in snow. except for maybe iced roads.

Fucking pussy.


What the fuck kind of shit ass F150 do you have? Even the basic sports package from the 97-03 "make it look like a car" era can handle snow.

Anons here without jobs actually fucking own cars? Just live near a hospital and whatever stores. Maintenance, gas prices and monthly payments all stacked up just amount to a pain in the ass that's comfier and faster than walking I'm never bothering with. And embrace the breathtakingly visually transformative gift to mortals of snow.

I can take your worst bullying.

Granted, you're stuck on 3.0mpbs DSL at best, but at least you don't have to worry about niggers - and you won't be playing many online games, so you won't have to worry about being banned.

If you can somehow stave off the insanity and mental instability from isolation, that's probably a good option. Just don't do it if hearing weird noises innawoods isn't your thing. also don't read/watch plausible scary story
Communication online can probably only do so much, so probably have a friend brave insanity with you.

You won't go crazy from the isolation, especially if you have some form of internet, but you will lose pretty much all social skills entirely if you had any to begin with. You'll end up like one of those weird mountain men who don't know how to interact with people, except you'll also be spouting memes.

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Was going to say being a Burger I could just bunker up, but you beat me to it.

Also, Jesus Christ.
I'm definitely having second thoughts about any plans to live in isolation I may have had. No wonder hermits end up being considered nuts.

I'll take my chances with the Skinwalkers, thanks. Besides, they ain't never hurt me. They just stand there silently for hours by the treeline.

Skinwalkers are practically heaven compared to niggers and kikes.

Top fucking kek

is there such a thing as good skinwalkers?

I guess when they are NEETs and got disappointed in humanity, so they end up stuck only browsing internet 24/7

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battletoads

underrated post

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I don't know about you, but shapeshifting supernatural demons sound far more dangerous than some punk kid that barely knows how to use a pistol.


Are skinwalkers even intelligent enough to do that, or is that just the Navajo myth?

Quality thread tbh

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Thanks for the great thread, OP.

Yes. We are the skinwalkers, but we have deluded ourselves into thinking otherwise.

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