Why exactly do people hate this game, besides the gameplay? I've never played it or seen much gaemplay footage...

Why exactly do people hate this game, besides the gameplay? I've never played it or seen much gaemplay footage, but since it's a telltale esque game I'm sure the gameplay is bad. But the lesbians look really cute, how much lezzing out is there?

None of your choices ultimately matters, you pick either one of the 2 endings in the end.

Or you could, I don't know, play the first episode/season or whatever the fuck they have up for free and you can see firsthand how shitty it is.

Later, dudes.

It's not a game

Is this your attempt at requesting porn?

It’s Telltale shit, worse, it’s imitation Telltale shit. Your choices do not matter. The characters are insufferable. The dialogue sounds like a bunch of middle aged Frenchmen trying to write American teenagers. And none of the women are attractive since the art style makes it look like they were sculpted out of modeling clay.
Fuck you, check em.

The same reason people hate angsty shit in general: It's for underage faggots

Trips speak the objective truth.

Also, doesn't impact the quality of the game itself, but the "fanbase" is one of the most autistic I've ever seen. I also suspect heavy review botting on the part of Square/Dontnod.

Um, not to me

I only like Chloe

I don't think it ever gets more physical than a little kiss. The "lezzing out" is more implied, and is more overt in the prequel.

Eat shit and die. All faggots will be exterminated.

gee i wonder why OP

This game is hella good.

What gameplay?

Heh, someone post Life is Dranks

I think Max was really cute, but that's about it.
I must say, I felt pretty bad for the cop/bus driver, even though it seems like the game really had it out for him. I sympathized with him much more than with Chloe.


Keep your nigger memes on Twitter. not here.

Maidens you've rescued on the internet:
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Maidens that rewarded you with sex:

Vid related,
tl;dw

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Starting with you.

What's to like? That looks like a crappy papier-mâché doll.

Pic unrelated: much better graphics in 1999.

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it's not shit it's just mediocre and full of cringe

the game would actually be good if your removed Chloe from it

Why are you attracted to adolescent boys user?

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Checked

This weeb faggot is obnoxious af and actually makes the game sound interesting instead of preventing me from playing it. Chloe seems like an adorable cunt like Beavis and Butthead and that permavirgin in emoji shirt is pretty hillarious.

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I guess you just have shit taste

This is how mentally defective faggots actually are. Reported.

cute dykes aren't fags

>Kill your Burch or Nuke Boston, that's how it ends. The choice doesn't even matter, due to the time collapse in the sequel. Chole shoots herself a day later if you saved her, and the town Schrödinger's out of existence when Max leaves if you saved it.

Blow your brains out. Reported for shitposting.

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Well, the gameplay is abject and utter shit… But if you weren't aware already: The writing is shit, the characters are shit, the plot is shit, the mystery is shit, the pop culture references are shit, the bad teenager lingo is shit, the modeling is shit, the texturing is shit, the rigging is shit, the animation is shit, and the overall resolution and payoff to the whole thing is an especially big shitty cherry on top of this gargantuan shit sundae.

Shut up already.

Idk, I kinda see the charm of middle aged french dudes trying to imitate amerigoblin teens. The characters look pretty cute, I hope there's some lesbo mods or something for this game.

Eat shit and die, queerlover. If you get to post here, so do we. Faggots are mentally ill and inherently unattractive.

It would be charming if they were remotely self aware of how fucking ridiculous and stupid their shit sounds. Instead, they are legitimately proud of their attempt to mimic "real" teen dialog.
No account for shit taste, I guess.
There aren't any. There's some SFM porn floating around, though.

I don't get what you mean by lesbo mods. Its a taletale game. There aren't any mods.

Just jack off to porn and think up better personalities for the characters. Its better than watching Burch curse you out for talking to your suicidal friend on the phone instead of paying attention to her.

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"We" who? Faggots?


That's what makes it funny.

No mods? Alright, I'll just torrent and play it for a week then delete it.

Leave already, faggot

Congratulations, you got yourself a shitty bait thread, what's the next step of your master plan?