THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

tell us about your lost views, crowbcat

Not really that close, and until you read why they cut the Third Act and a lot of the battles, fucking kickstarter supporters.

Really activates your almonds.

True. At the very least the last two have more than enough material for at least 2 vids worth of mockery content, yet Crowbcat just took the easiest and shortest route. Its like he doesn't even give a fuck anymore. I honestly thought he was going to start making commercials after that racing vr shit he pulled.

Did he ever give a response to that?

This. Kickstarter was a bad idea from the start.

Like goddamn it.

Its weird really. I remember Holla Forumsacks (and whatever you call the other guys who don't like to be called Holla Forumsacks because something about Holla Forums moderation) had a hardon for this game initially from what I understand, but then they did 180 near its release and started calling it cuck and whatnot. Can't tell if they're stupid or its just Holla Forumsfags stringing them along with reverse psychology bullshit. Kingdom Come seems like a success. Everyone I know is playing it and loving it, and despite the lack of large scale war, they still say its immersive.

fuck off.

Even when Kickstarter seems like its about lead to something good, donators come along and make things worse with their asinine demands and people like Crowbcat don't even bother to mention that. Like that Duncan furshit drama.

Fucking on as hard as I can to piss you off. Your lardy tears are tastylicious.

I never said it was ok retard, your claims were just false. Hell I don't even like the game that much mostly because of the combat.

It was a faggot who seems to have spread his hatred to every major board with inane reasons to hate on it after told to gtfo for comparing this shit to Skyrim, small team with a modest budget who made a passion project, yeah real fucking similar, really wish they delayed the fucking game instead of listening to their retarded kickstarter backers.

They never lied.
3 parts.
1 part delievered.
End battle is 1403.
Like clockwork.

Did you fucking miss everything leading up to the release? They were forced to meet the retarded demand of their benefactors and change/cut things for their retarded reasoning.

What happened?

Don't remind, hope the money they made on this means they can self-fund their futures games after finishing the dlc/expack or whatever, fucking retarded pieces of shit couldn't fucking wait.

GG NO RE, RABBI

Did he? I know he did a video showing people being bored with vr and how stupid the hype train was.

He's not the quality that he was. I was hoping for a 2018 SGDQ video. There are so many controversies going on right now that he could have his pick of the litter, and instead he does this. I just assume he's a working adult and doesn't have the free time to work on this stuff anymore.
It's a pretty easy style to copy, too, but I haven't seen anyone else really try.

In older vids Crowbcat would've actually shown articles, drama and commentary explaining why something was shit, but in this one all he did was show off glitches in KCD while presenting butthurt youtube comments which really don't bother to explain anything.

c'mon now, you're not in your home thread, you're gonna have to step it up. Outside of your general you're just another shit eater who has to justify his shit taste if he wants to be taken seriously.

Don’t forget to buy Crowbcat’s VR game.
What happened to him/her?

He made two VR videos. The first one started showing off the disappointment in VR, but halfway in it completely went around and became a commercial for a new game.

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I'm sure you're angry it won't register views, run google scripts, will let you watch blocked and deleted videos and let you save them. I'll make sure to keep posting more embeds.

They delayed the game a couple of times, but kickstarter backers were getting impatient, and you know what they'll do like ask for fucking refunds, so they had to cut corners while saving the cut acts for a dlc or expack, lots of bugs meant they had that 20gb first day patch, vid related was supposed to be End of Act 2 and start of Act 3.

the absolute state of based vavra's fans right now.

that's inexcusable and retarded.

Only time will tell.

Whine some more you greedy cunt.

The fact that he put three in one seems to indicate we might not be getting more videos for a while. Still he managed to pump out three videos within a short time frame.

Not an argument faggola.

Jokes on you, Rabbi, my browser doesn't run scripts unless I explicitly allow it to run them. I can also archive my own videos.

Unironic shitposting is shitposting. Do it and see if you get reported, Moishe.

Was he actually working on it or something?

Do you mean the recent 4 minute one or the long one? Looking through both (at a glance) and they both seem pretty negative. The long one just has those group of people trying to play the games and not having fun, and the other talks about how VR isn't there yet and has ongoing problems and how stuff that was going to be released hasn't been yet.
Actually, now you mention it, I can only find the original as a reupload by some random for some reason.

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Why else should he upload a commercial for Xbox water slide but now for VR?

hmmm where I have I seen these kinds of posts before

Because he deleted it. Not sure why. Maybe he got negative feedback and people started thinking he was a shill.

Like your existence?

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Why is it so hard for you to comprehend this?

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are you really going to take the side of screeching fans instead of developers being smart enough to say "stop, the game's not done yet." They're clearly banking on hype here. Refunds have happened in the past and they've been small scale at best. That's not a legitimate concern. They saw the dollar signs, they released an unfinished, rush piece of shit that needed a patch nearly 2 times the size of the base game on day 1, and anything else would be torn up for this kind of shit.

Stop losing your critical faculties because its based vavra.

Where he hit you

Since attention whoring anal queers won't shut the fuck up about being oppressed, so we can't ignore their stupidity anymore.

I hope you're not actually defending this faggot

>caps for emphasis
get lost on your way to >>>/reddit/?

I'm surprised Mark hasn't deleted this thread yet. Nobody tell him the contents of the second part of that vid! His Nintendo-loving sensibilities won't be able to handle it!

You become more and more like cuckchan poster

Why? Labo is a brilliant idea. It's not for me or anyone else who cares about actual video games and gameplay, but for the target audience; kids, mums and the 'trendy' video game crowd, it's a masterstroke. Can you imagine being a parent and you buy your kid this video game but instead of it being a videogame its a lego kit and a colouring book? And then the kid asks you to sit down and scribble on it with pens and you take half an hour to an hour just making it? People are going to lap it up.
Like I said, it's not for me, but I can admire what they're done.

Reported. Kill all faggots.

It's less than five minutes, make a webm you lazy nigger.

Now this is some severe faggot shilling right here. How can you possibly be this fucking retarded? When Kinect came around it was rightfully mocked for the shitty gimmick that it was, as all gimmicks are, but when Nintendo delivers something just as pathetic, everyone is now defending it. Now its okay because it panders to the same idiots ruining the industry with their casual faggotry? Is a retardedly catchy millennial song enough to make you fucktards think even the stupidest idea is automatically good?

yes
feed me your tears

user said he admires Nintendo's ballsiness and ingenuity in pulling such a shameless con. That's all.

There's a good two or three power gaps between labo and kinect. I could easily imagine people having fun just assembling this shit

Do you faggots genuinely believe the shitty, barely optimized crytek engine they use can handle large scale battles?

Fuck off faggot.

Did some news come out about hooktube or something? Why are there so many anons shitting themselves over it?

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I've noticed that as well. Used to be no complaints about hooktube whatsoever, now suddenly so many other anons hate it just as much as YouTube, if not more.
It's fishy to say the least.

No thumbnail.

One of the hooktube guys helped bankroll noodle on white woman porn to fight whites on 4chan.👲

archive.is/S7VAK

Isn't noodle italian?

Shouldn't that be COOKED? It's "burn the coal, pay the toll" and "cook the rice, pay the price." For reference, "sleep with red, scalp your head" and "bed with abbo, you're so far outside the species that you don't deserve a rhyme" are the other two species' slogans.
In before "What if you fuck a jew?" because that's so beneath abbo it doesn't deserve one at all.

I'm pissed off about it because of lazy faggots who can't even post webms like it used to be expected of them. Now hooktube does have its uses when it comes to viewing region-locked and deleted videos, but making webms fix those problems too. What about having to run google/youtube scripts to view embeds? Making webms fixes that as well. What about ads and views counts from embeds? Webms fucking fix that too. Hooktube has mostly become a placebo for lazy faggots to make themselves think they're fighting google even though it still uses googlevideos too.

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As with the printing press, it's debatable whether or not the Asian version came first, but people who have an axe to grind will always assume that it did, just so they can feel like they've taken something from the West.

I'd like to see someone make a 30 minute webm under 16 megabytes without it looking like total shit.

I don't even know the details for the VR ad thing, but between this and his fucklong ME:A vid just being a compilation of other peoples' content, I'm pretty much done with Crowbcat.

and then the screeching backers demand refunds to the tune of tens of thousands of dollars

Vavra's fault was promising large scale battle in the first place and putting a fake gameplay footage of it. Who the fuck thought crytek would be a good idea for handling that shit? This is an Oblivion tier fake promise.

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Like pottery.