Server Info: IP: 89.160.237.124 Port: 3724 Rates are 3x/3x and characteristic rates are doubles. Most of Holla Forums are Jerking off while 4chan is hotdogging and randos are moterboating. Map is 2k size so expect aids.
I like how you have the statuettes of the gods set up like little action figures in that house Shekel :3c
Christopher Cook
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Liam Lee
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Kayden Harris
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Asher Garcia
Why is the sea serpent so small? I remember them towering over a Cog at least
Jaxson Foster
It was a special boss but i think we either A weren't supposed to kill it, we broke it, or defaults a lazy cunt who designs dungeons with no rewards
Jose Barnes
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Robert Campbell
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Adam Martinez
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Henry Reyes
Priest restrictions were a mistake
Jordan Lee
models for royal robes when
Ian Barnes
Baka!you were warned plenty of times,you made your bed ,lie in it now
Dominic Thomas
let it die
Thomas Hernandez
already dead tbh
Isaiah Smith
don't bitch about how the game's dead because you burned yourself out on a PVE server beforehand
Christopher Lewis
all dem hamboigahs
Jace Jones
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Xavier Bell
And to think, all we wanted was a bridge. Why do you do this, dad?
Nolan Jackson
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Jayden Morales
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Wyatt Carter
I thought Magranon worshipping was Islam, guess I was wrong.
Eli Fisher
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Leo Campbell
Who's winning?
Brayden Torres
no one is bothering to actually fight each other even though everyone is being stupid
Isaac Garcia
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Evan Wilson
as soon as someone "wins" everyone loses. its actually a pretty delicate balance since its not a public server with people coming in all the time
Kevin Campbell
well JK is actually offline raiding as per usual so
Ryan Perez
think again
Levi Roberts
Hey now, that wasn't the plan. Blame the puts who got hard off of raping your guards.
Hudson Brown
yeah I was correct in what I've said
Jackson Richardson
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Jayden Adams
Dad's autism is the true power of Spurda.
Nathaniel Taylor
Teach me senpai.
Connor Perez
Lads nothing respawns. Default fix it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Adam Bell
Hostile mobs respawn normally from lairs i think passive mobs don't and have a breeding mechanic meaning if you leave a female horse and a male around the same area they'll eventually spawn foal,believe this why you should avoid killing every single last horse/cow/bull that you can see,and no leaving just 1 male and female around each other won't solve the issue. Doesn't rule out it being another instance of Rolf code.
Kayden Cook
WE NEED MORE DRAGONS, DEFAULT FLOOD US WITH DRAGONS
Robert Long
If that were the case our pen with like 15 horses would have made some babbis by now. Instead they're dying of old age every day now.
Austin Bennett
(checked) Point taken,i was under the impression that's how it worked.
David Green
For Ren
Matthew Edwards
They gotta be groomed to breed
Aiden Reyes
Ren how could you leave me baby? I needs mah sweet sweet high ql yellow so bad.
Grayson Allen
Priest restrictions were a mistake
Brody Fisher
I'm sorry Ren, it's just bants meng, you know I don't mean it
John Perez
You could just not listen to those cunts and mine, that'd be grand. Hope you come back.
Justin Nguyen
I don't know who you are but this is what happens when you treat the people who try to do everything they can possibly do to help like trash.
Andrew Watson
Ren you know exactly who I am. Part and parcel of this culture, OUR culture, is calling eachother niggers, you know this… You know this..
You also know we don't actually believe you're a porch monkey, it's just something we say when we don't get our own way.
Jordan White
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Sebastian Parker
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Ian Ramirez
Must be easy for you to sit back and talk shit when your kingdom and community is filled with lazy cucks that contribute nothing original :^)
Jayden Ramirez
my kingdom of jk?
Landon Lopez
unnamed mag priest here, I'm gonna take up mining soon so you can be free, I need the body strength really
Kevin Anderson
Just say you're busy, if you're already doing something that benefits the village then fuck 'em. Usually it's just scientistdad anyways you'll just stand around in town telling people to grind all day so he can get a marginally higher quality item or some shit.
Kayden Sanchez
Wew lad don't quit over some faggots shitposting.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Sounds like everything is going normally.
Jacob Murphy
ATTENTION HOTSHEADS AND JUDEN-KIKES WAR ON HOTS SCHEDULED TO START AT THE 11TH OF MARCH, THE SUNDAY AFTER THIS ONE AT THE SCHEDULED TIME JK WILL LEAVE ITS VILLAGE AND ATTACK CHICAGO THE SCHEDULED TIME IS 11 MARCH 2018, 15:00 (3PM) GMT +0 THAT'S 10AM EST, 7AM PST, 4PM FOR CENTRAL EUROPE AND 8-10PM IN AUSTRALIA Bruce/Default please reboot the server a day before
Landon Thomas
wew neets gonna neet i guess also
Grayson Williams
Serb's pretty much dead thanks to Default fucking off, this is pretty much the last thing to do before we all fuck off to something that won't be fucked up by discfags.
Jose Lopez
it's not supposed to be offline, the point of announcing it is so everyone is there on both sides
Kayden Baker
who wakes up at 6 in the morning on a sunday?
Isaiah Clark
Well then poor little HOTSfag, what hour of the day would you prefer to be run a train on?
Oliver Hughes
Perhaps make it a little later on Saturday. Early morning raiding is dumb, and the Australia fags can afford to stay up a couple hours past midnight because its Saturday and thus no work the next day.
Gabriel Murphy
Fam we'll get a priest to go in the horse fuckpen and cast humid-something that will cure/groom/heal everything in radius. I guarantee nothing will passive breed though.
Nolan Cruz
I do
Thomas Gutierrez
voluntarily?
Matthew Parker
Yes
Hunter Rivera
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Jace Phillips
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Nicholas Nelson
Capitalists.
Hudson Martinez
Successful people. So not (you)
Jonathan Rivera
yea i mean that
Jason Hill
This just in: Default's letting the server die because his feelings got hurt.
Brandon Young
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Chase Walker
UM IF I WERE TO START A SERVER WITH A COMMUNIST RULESET WINK WINK WAIT SIX MONTHS
Liam Phillips
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Brody Johnson
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Christian White
THEY'RE INSIDE THE WALLS
Christian Ortiz
ALERT ALERT SPURDA FAGGOTS GET ONLINE, TROLLS HAVE INVADED THE TOWN
Zachary Walker
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Asher Thompson
pottery
Julian Smith
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Dominic Thompson
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Luke Sanders
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Isaac Thomas
[21:26:39] I'm going to try to keep everyone on their toes from now on we have a mod amongst us now all hail the new niggermod
Henry Williams
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Charles Ross
Have you fags pushed cuckchans shit in yet or what?
Grayson Thompson
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Andrew Martin
lolwat
Liam Bailey
Colosseum soon(tm)
Levi Sanders
HoTS here. Get out of our disagreement. We removed our spies, and even exposed wolfspider for leaking information. Please return the favor. [spoiler]Exiling spergs is all fine and dandy, but exiling shekel for disagreeing with planting a spy is where I draw the line.
Tyler Long
Oh geez
Juan Collins
WEW
Carter Garcia
Hey fuck you that's how you spoiler on 4chan, which is my land of origin. Plus, I'm HoTS. We're not allowed to do anything without making asses out of ourselves.
Eli Smith
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Camden Hill
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
James Ross
I WOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE IF THERE WEREN'T ANY SPIES ALSO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SHEKEL
Jaxson James
He's probably quit like everybody else because of how inept this whole thing has been.
Xavier Perry
Fuck.
Samuel Richardson
exposed bullshit you mean
get outa here tbh
Carter Butler
you know what could have avoided this? Waiting until it was fucking finished.
Angel Phillips
Ahab saw me and doop afterwards too,you sucessfully deduced who it was but not that it was bait.you still need to go back :^)
Imagine my shock,if only i hadn't been gaslighted into not skewering the faggot then and there.
Gabriel Gonzalez
I don't think you know what that word means
Joshua Robinson
Stopping by to show my appreciation to Aresenic for putting some effort into content. You look like you're enjoying yourself and its making the game better for us. Thanks faggot.
Liam Williams
You're right,i misused the word for comedic effect. I now see the error of my ways,wanna enter a suicide pact with me?i shoot you then you shoot me how does that sound?
Kayden Reed
sure byby
Oliver Rivera
JUST
Gavin Thompson
Oh no
Ryder Evans
Bakas.
John Cruz
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Jace Cox
Just came across this map made near the end of Brohan and put it up, maybe someone can get a nostalgia kick out of it.
Also see what we meant with the 2k map having been barely used by the end.
GIMP 2.9 can export to 16-bit grayscale PNG. It's the development version.
Noah Carter
lmao hots is literal jobbers
Charles Baker
let it die
Julian Martinez
Oh look it's the dude that has been trying to rally people to leave the server for weeks. How's it going?
Owen Morgan
say that to our face nigger
Jeremiah Brooks
Based let it die user has been around for much longer than a few weeks.
Lincoln Sanders
Damn, Brohan really was prime. Too bad most of the lads who played it skipped this shitfest, hardly enough people even with 30~ and we STILL made a fucking truce with the HOTSniggers just so "the host could start working on the server".
Evan Cox
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Andrew Wood
After not playing the game for nearly 2 weeks, it freezes when I log in. I've tried reinstalling java, lowering the graphics settings and a fresh client install, all have failed. I was even able to login into the game without having java installed WTF
Matthew Scott
that's because wurm ships with it's own jre, you don't need java installed
Sebastian Bailey
B-but last time I had a crashing issue, I solved it by uninstalling Java and installed a newer version.
Jonathan Campbell
Solved it by disabling some of the compatibility shit in the settings.
Brayden Edwards
Imagine if for 50 silver shekels you could create a large custom banner featuring an imported image. It'll bring wurm shitposting to a whole other level.
Brandon Powell
>[02:14:41] Magranon imparts a vision unto you
I'm sorry dude, I was at work, I want to go on your fun adventure ;__;
By the way I appreciate all the cool stuff you guys have been doing.
Andrew Flores
we dont deserve aresenic
Luis Johnson
wow this sure is a dead server isn't it
there are PMKs, but they're more expensive and you need the admin to add them in
Joshua Robinson
The events are what keep the game fun. Good work and thanks famalam.
Lincoln Sullivan
So far Aresenic has been doing a fucking Grade A job, although he needs to take it a bit lighter on spawning Troll kings as specials since they have 98% DR but besides that its been a fucking blast, I would love some more small dungeons filled with enemies for small rewards
Chase Williams
Beautiful. Never had urge to play the serb, might now. Mauer here, I gave the idea for this map which made someone copy paste the caucus region since it was like bottlenecks. Tell me what Kingdom to hop on for comfy closed village, or island.
Kevin Lopez
the village in the image is jenn-kellon
Gavin Morris
Event's that require a good portion of the village is what makes this great. Keep at it mod
Grayson Garcia
Ares here, i'm just afkin for a few days, don't mind me. Be back like tomorrow afternoon
Ryan Gonzalez
SHUT IT DOWN
Zachary Sullivan
you should hang yourself immediatly
Jason James
we dont want you here
Jordan Anderson
Of all the missing Broschwitzians to show up, why you?
so does this satisfy your sunday raid itches? can you hold off for arena battles now?
Ethan Robinson
Hive mind.
Colton Sanchez
Deus Vult
John Wood
Scientistdad if you come back you better fucking mine and charcoal until you get the shit together for another suit of plate, come back REEEing about how you want everything done now and you'll get nothing but a bucket of shit for dinner.
Robert Richardson
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Jayden Foster
Come back? Did he quit or something?
Adam Diaz
Not sure, he logged after he got killed and he lost some important shit there.
Logan Allen
he's a father who jerks off into petri dishes all day and the only reason why he's playing something like this is because other then he's part of the TRrename circle jerk but that his "research" at the uni he works at was in a phase where he was able to.
Zachary Lewis
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Connor Mitchell
we did lose like 10x as many people but yeah, it's a victory
Wyatt Johnson
doop recked your guises shit tbh
Hudson Bell
Who woulda thunk. Also we cucked you of your horses, netted a 2:5 ratio of ass kicking, and eliminated that sorry excuse of a wall. "Muh offline raiding" excuse only works if you fags were offline, which you weren't. And you had to keep spawning in tards for meatshields while hiding behind a portcullis.
Talk shit get hit.
Carter Price
I'm sure the tactical genius of "I'll whine at my own men that'll work" sure proved to be exactly as thought.
Lincoln Wood
all of those but Brad were 10fs fodder lmao
Lincoln Allen
fuck brad btw
Nathan Russell
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Adrian Cook
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Isaiah Cruz
What is this shit? Obviously B would happen.
Nicholas Sullivan
Or actually A. Since it would just go through the portal with no force.
Tyler Reed
What happens if the platform stops when the box is halfway through the portal.
David Parker
Source engine physics would say choice A
Landon Lopez
To be quite honest, with finals coming around soon and the fact that my wife quit playing on the server about a week prior to the raid I was already losing interest in the server. Ares's events were about the only thing keeping me on there. I'm sure if I had actually not have been priest cucked I would have had a better time.
I logged because it was 4 am and I have work, I've been doing the same thing for the length of the server trying to pump in enough time to keep up with the turbo neets we have and its started to take its toll on me. I'll probably only be on around the weekends and sparingly through the week for now but I need a bit of a break. Maybe if a server comes up around summer time i'll be able to autism an actual role instead of Monster Shoah Lord.
Zachary Diaz
Don't be quitting on us though u faggot.
Jaxson Ward
come on fag we still gotta kill those epics
Logan Harris
>(((we))) don't want you here Mauler its ur old friend beenis, these guys are HOTSheads trying to get you to not join.
Evan Morales
Don't listen to the faggots mauer,they aren't JK.
Benjamin Mitchell
There's no momentum coming from the cube, the velocity of the descending platform would just cause it to go through not shoot out. If the platform the cube is resting on however were accelerating into the other, THEN the velocity would send it flying.
It's even explained in the game.
Carson Sanders
Hey lads are we still doing the raidilido? I'd say reschedule for a better time because autists are sleeping.
Brandon Foster
No, the real answer would be nothing happens, because that isn't reality. Assuming you are making an assumption on what would happen if this happened in reality. On the other hand if you are asking what would happen in a game engine, the cube would do what the physics of the object and environment demand of it. Since the object can't be split up into 2 places at once, there has to be a reference point set to determine the physics of the cube. I would set the point at the one where the cube was already at, so the cube would stay put until totally passing through, then just slide down (or actually fall down through the portal again to the flat surface. All without clicking the youtube link.
Dominic Roberts
Oh I would bet on that, I had a good time with everyone when I played last year. I'll get to JK soon, I keep forgetting to get back to playing ths game. My glory days are behind me though, no more free time to autist-smith my way to 90+.
Sebastian Parker
The game just says momentum is conserved, and relative to the portal, the cube has momentum. The real answer is nothing would happen because the premise is flawed, as portals cannot exist on moving surfaces in the game.
Benjamin Bell
sounds like scidad brought us that salt lmao
Thomas Russell
Some of you fags need to come back, we still got unfinished business to take care of.
Both options are shit and break conservation of momentum (and consequently conservation of energy), but A is at least computationally tractable, which is probably why it's used in the Source engine.
None of those are an issue for me, I hope we keep playing on this server permanently tbh.
Alexander Bennett
also in-game lessons learned
Dominic Allen
Well since we're pointing shit out I might as well
These were my biggest two issues personally, along with the shit that's already been pointed out everything else can be avoided by not being retarded. Next time We come together ingame to decide on shit day 1. None of the "let's grind first" business because that just led people to fucking off randomly. Once everything is decided such as settlement location, who's gonna be mayor, etc. (which shouldn't take long you impatient fucks), THEN the autists should be let loose.
One hostfag adds all the mods, a badmin to fix issues, and a DM admin Aresenic to keep us on our toes from the get-go. We vote on a map IN THREAD and when the server is ready we decide everything else in game.
Way to go complaining about a map that was spawned by the thread, voted on by the thread and then reeee'd to oblivion by the thread once everyone realized it was shit. Also shitposters will always shitpost, you can't expect them not to shitpost by saying "ey guise les not shidbost dis tyme :D"
This. Complete lack of city planning butchers any will to play in said city. At the very least zone for craftsmen, shitshacks or farms to not butcher aesthetics. Especially when turboautist plans collide and they start bashing half-finished colossi to make room for their single tile building plans.
All of this was done except for the addition of another DM.
John Cooper
Speak for yourself, we're not trying to simulate dwarf fortress here nerd.
Charles Davis
This is an outstanding issue with the whole village, not just one person. Villages before this one were more thought out. The planned layout allowed efficient work and longer hours to play on. You attempting to tolerate this type of half-assery only hurts the village as a whole.
Andrew Morgan
not really, it's just significant only to your autism
Andrew Jones
No, it's significant to everyone you flaming homosexual. Not sure where you're getting the idea that city planning is bad, but it's stupid as hell if you think just tossing structures around randomly will benefit anybody in the end.
Another thing, fenlaw is a boon to us all and all the "BOTTERFAGS REEEEEEEE AAAA" queers deprived us of him and he now hermitfags alone.
With fenlaw being an automated brick, nail and ore factory people get to focus on real specialized shit instead of burning themselves out chiseling bricks for their house unless they are deliberately grinding to be masons. the man is a goddamn superpower in his own right and he makes everyone elses job easier. with his power we arent sitting around going "OH GOD WHY ARE THERE NO NAILS" every 30 seconds.
Also second biggest thing: make a fucking real map with beaches that don't have 300 slope on every fucking water-touching tile and third: WE NEED TO SETTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A REAL FOREST.
Gavin Ward
I loved everything about the map until I saw its size, and if mapfag ever specified its size beforehand, I missed it. I'd assumed it would be at least 4, since mapfag hadn't done anything to suggest he was retarded until the big reveal.
Only nostalgiafags would disagree on Broschwitz >>> Brosmouth, and that's because Broschwitz had a very simple layout (town square + four roads extending from it) that ended up leading to a relatively well-organized and really good-looking settlement.
Did Fenlaw really get bullied off? I thought he just fucked off to hermit since he pretty much already lived like one in his cathedral (minus the odd favor asked between town and cathedral). I do miss him though, felt like having a shut-in wizard living in his wizard's tower next door.
James Watson
I agree, patches of olive trees and linden doesn't really fuel a village of 30-40 autists when wood is always in high demand. We were lucky to find a birch forest not too far and even then we had to be greedy kikes with the trees and wait for the tree farmers to finish growing them. Meanwhile some of us had to travel over entire mountain ranges to reach the good shit.
Ethan Baker
ded
Colton Cook
time for a new serb
Juan Davis
In six months. We need time for everyone who wurmed out to recover or else the server will die in two weeks again.
Noah Phillips
Wood isn't that big of a problem if some WC autist takes a wagon and shoahs 100 trees and brings back all that wood. I'd rather settle on a comfy location and haul wood back until local forestry autists produce trees than settle in a shitty forest to solve a temporary problem.
Gavin Moore
you're right. i'm just being impatient because this map is aids.
Luke Nguyen
the problem is if that singular woodcutter cant keep up with the cities demands and you live in the middle of prarietown with a single old oak tree then people are going to have to go on expeditions just to get some logs for personal use and it sucks. Having a huge forest to your mercy right outside the gate you can access is a larger boost to people than you think.
Julian Harris
What, you mean just like we planned to do last time? Who was the idiot who assured me that we absolutely would not put up a server until June?
It was always the plan, whoever keeps spreading the "lol sigs monds meem xd" probably doesn't even play, or doesn't want other people to. Now that we had this server for roughly a month a June server seems pretty reasonable considering all things.
Can't sorry. I'm out right now. I'm going to preemptively assume you were being a stupid nigger, but tell me what happened anyway
Henry Cooper
This is easily solved by just having most wildlands be forested. It's realistic for muh immersion and it lets you settle wherever you want as far as lumber supply is concerned. Clearing space for a town is incredibly fast even for a single dude in the densest of forests, just ask the niggers who treeshoahed Broschwitz so many times.
Current server most likely won't last even close to June given current pops, and there were some key mistakes made with it (though we have progressed a lot from the shitshows that were initial attempts at Holla Forums serbs after leaving the spic's), so I imagine we'll still have a summer server. Hopefully one that does the same things right that current serb did without any of the (mostly retarded) mistakes.
Cameron Bennett
Voting "IN THREAD" produced this cancerous 2K map.
why haven't you settled in the middle of the fucking desert? that was the point of the map that that was demanded "in thread"
Anthony Nguyen
He can if hes autistic enough.
Some retards couldn't wait and ended up started the server 2 weeks later, because "lol its just a test server", and then half the people jumped in and played while the other half were waiting. Then the dwindling activity from only a small fraction of the potential user base playing caused 80% of the autists to just stop playing one week in, leaving 20% of the hardcore autists alone. Exactly what I said would happen, happened, and now the autists who dived in are wurmed out and the autists who wanted to wait want to play soon.
John Martin
Ares here, Alright in about two or so days this end game raid will be finished, this is going to be around about as hard a dungeon as i can make without jibbing ridiculous wall destroying bosses. Anyone who's taken time off I implore you to make time to help during this event, it's going to require the manpower of both factions working together to overcome so every hand is welcome.
Noah Evans
Thanks :^) All of you faggots who took a break, come join us for one last autistic adventure before server is kil for good.
Owen Murphy
Half the people who voted for it didn't know it was this small, so not sure what your point is.
Ares pls spawn some lemon trees somewhere, we explored the entire world and saw none.
David White
I promise you there's lemon trees in the world
Kayden James
Could you kindly hint to where they are? We really need to teraform some shitty clay tiles that are all over the place.
Jason Thompson
Near the most eastern point of the map
Aaron Miller
it was shilled at length for atleast 3 threads prior to the fake vote reality now hits that maybe it's not a great map when you can climb a hill and see the entire map, which fits inside medium render distance.
Connor Lewis
I said this when another user mentioned not having enough mountains. It wasn't about the size of the map itself, which hadn't been specified by the mapmaker prior to the votes and which I assumed was a lot bigger. I personally explored every mountaintop, coast and continent of Broschwitz's map, which I'm pretty sure was at least 4x the size of current serb's map, and enthusiasm for raids was always maximum even when the closest thing we could get to PvP was ransacking towns and houses whose deeds had ran out and it took half an hour by boat to get there. Besides that, regular admin-organized inter-kingdom brawls would most likely take place in an arena which we could set up instant portals to. So you're absolutely right about the first two arguments being complete bullshit. Hopefully the newfags who shilled them now know better for next serb.
Nathaniel Thomas
Someone should make a tombstone for the fallen.
James Thomas
Broschwitz was fucking shit.
Carter Thompson
We loved fenlaw I don't think anyone bullied him besides some unspoken personal beef regarding macro I helped them confront him and they both agreed to disagree
Connor Lee
He got shit for that in Broschwitz, too. Probably decided to go hermit mode to avoid more simmering butthurt about his alt hordes and automation. Personally I think it's fine so long as he keeps his advancements to himself for the most part (so as not to render more traditional specialists obsolete), which was what he did in his cathedral. I enjoy having his builds in sight of town and having his OP ass along for big fights even if he's essentially a hermit on the outskirts.
Xavier Turner
Ares could you pop Razgah's house open so I can haul off the steel he has rotting in there?
This was not mod Organized, Hots went and killed a white dragon that had been set up in the world at the very beginning of serb
Hunter Campbell
Dungeons finished niggers, organize amongst yourselves when you intend to run it.
Zachary Powell
any objections to running the dungeon at 7PM EST this tuesday?
Jack Peterson
I-I've been training for it for a while now, but I'm working that night. It's ok go on without me :S
Easton Cook
is that tomorrow?
Noah Thomas
yeah
it can probably be delayed if we're leaving someone behind
John Mitchell
how about leaving a minimum of 1 days notice to respond so wednesday at the earliest
Nathaniel Rivera
alright, 7PM wednesday then
Kevin Reyes
It's cool, dakin here. I'm not really free till thursday night 11pmEST. It's alright though, just post your success/failure in the thread so I can join in vicariously.
Dominic Reyes
what? i remember checking out a few vids, but not downloading it. and if i did, why didn't i install it? and why is it hidden?
reminder that the dungeon raid's today, 6 hours from now get on early so you can prepare
Cooper Butler
think you can hold off for 2 hours?
Thomas Murphy
possibly, not sure who's showing up or when though
Gabriel Ramirez
(checked) 8:00-8:30ish EST would be a good time.
Evan Long
i know of 2 people who wouldnt be able to get on until about 9:15 EST
Carson Murphy
I suppose 9:00 would be good but we have to take into account how long is the whole thing going to take so we don't end too late. Reminder to be more than ready at the set time so there are no delays.
Ian Mitchell
In future you should probably save the big events for Fri/Sat nights.
Colton Brown
We could always just reschedule? I'm sure everyone who was planning on going won't mind having a few more nights to prepare.
i wanted to do it early before anyone broke in and stole shit, but that already happened and was dealt with
Dylan Wood
alright, who can and can't make it if we wait until around 9:15 EST today?
Luis Ross
Congratulations, you found a bug in the test client:
The fuck is this lads? I had this happen to me twice in 20 mins at the dock, cant start the game again until restarting computer. Ares are u fucking around with some texture that doesn't exist in game?
Mason Collins
Let it die.
Christopher Young
quit haunting the thread, trenhal's ghost
Jace Campbell
try opening graphics.jar in winrar and putting this in
honestly we ought to just let this round end Methinks. start again in three months or so with a map that isin't so terribly smoothed out and small. Bountymod, actual moonmetal drops from mining etc. And last but not least, the power of fenlaw.
That's entirely dependent on him though and really he's not necessary if people just do some bloody work instead of complaining there's no X and expecting someone else to overcome their hurdle for them rather than doing shit themselves, 'if you do X it gets easier' needs drilling into some folks heads.
Eventually it can be that way as people specialise and be altruistic but the general population could do with getting to grips with a wide swathe of tasks right off the bat and building your own house from the ground up should be chief amongst them, relying on a crutch like that drains half the life out of the game.
Sebastian Cooper
Poor Randox probably doesn't know what the fuck just happened.
Juan Rivera
He had a shiny rare gold altar how could I resist?
Looks like you guys had fun, get any shekels mcbastard?
Benjamin Harris
No coins but I swiped a whole 90ql gold chain suit, it was simply not resistable to my beady ratlike eyes. I sorely wanted some tapestries but they weighed me down too much, other than that just valeri stuff a rare amphora some booze, a supreme birdcage and.bit of side luck I got a 100ql gobbo skull from one of the chumps at the front gate.
Kayden Jenkins
sheeit if only I could be so grossly incandescent
Brody Peterson
I swiped all the named recipes in every chest, the QL90 cooking gear and the glimmersteel candleabra and I wanted to steal the HOTA statue for permanent meal microwave.
Also EVERYONE ought to check out WOs updates good shit coming to Wu within a few months too hopefully like: most of all metal items can now be made up in any metal/coloring now has quandrants for cloth so colored sails and chairs/gold chainmall will no longer be iron tier unfortunately/Huge metal material stat bonuses update. possible colored platemail Picutres hint caravel might now use an obtainable amount of dye to paint, basically two massive quality of life and customization updates down the pipes.
Carter Phillips
There was a lot if stuff in there I've never seen before in Wurm, the artworks were great and the whole set up was just a glut of stuff you wanted to haul off and so naturally you end up slogging along at the end with your pants full of unbelievably high quality gravy and a backpack stuffed with ill gotten dankery weighing you down while you have to fight the minions of a pissed off god. If it is the end then so be it but if it's back tomorrow I will be too.
Ethan Scott
D-did the server go down or something?
Matthew Fisher
Fuck did I end up missing the dungeon? Game kept crashing every 10 mins.
Isaiah Robinson
yeah. the server is shutdown indefinetly since the population was dwindling.
Cooper Sanchez
we kicked ares' ass so hard he got butthurt and closed the server meanwhile the host is dying from the wurm host curse
Nathaniel Cruz
oh, kill me
Jeremiah Taylor
Wew really? Dungeon or no?
Jaxson Morgan
being serious, he was the final boss and started slinging spells and spawning nasty shit while the shutdown was happening, he expected it to come back up on its own but it didn't cool dungeon and boss fight, though the server may or may not be back, depends on if bruce still loves us
Colton Cruz
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Nathan Diaz
Seriously why are all Holla Forums servers presumed to be temporary in the first place? It drains all will to play, knowing each hour you spend just increases the pain you'll eventually feel when it all gets erased.
I'm not sure I'll play on the next one anymore because I'm tired being at the whim someone else's autism.
Jace Sullivan
sorry lad, tried to delay as long as i could
the real challenge in wurm is managing burnout the secret is to not play constantly the first week
Elijah Jackson
I'm sad that even with the huge delay already and the secondary delay of "where in the world is magranons hammer" fucking rolf that only the usual few of us actually even logged in. Also in our next wurm thread don't make our fucking thread image a 3 second oekaki
Anthony Mitchell
this too, seriously, threads are horribly managed, and we lost god knows how many new players due to something or other not being in the IP when it should i'm fine with servers being temporary, just not "two months" temporary at the very least, every server that passes teaches people more about how to run them and play in them
Ryder Clark
As a friendly reminder for the next serb for the children of Bro: when you figure out where you want to set up your town, it might be a good idea to do some BASIC CITY PLANNING. Swastika square first, extend from there, try to keep actual zones so it's not one huge clusterfucker where everyone's doing their own project and nothing gets done but half-completed homes and almost no works.
Connor Garcia
Figure out the swastika, two tiles road minimum, houses a tile away from the road. That should be the absolute bare minimum.
Hudson Brooks
check your autism
Julian Hill
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Jacob Anderson
The sudden and incomplete start of the server sort of indicated a short life to me and I didn't play much because of it. Mostly knowing what would happen on such a tiny map, but also with so many mandatory mods missing and none of the proposed QoL additions in place. I think a properly large map with the proper kit of mods and the custom QoL stuff that was discussed would last a lot longer. The amount and quality of custom content was nice, though, hope the same guys stick around for next serb.
also this was pretty huge and only half of the pirate files being in OP was the most retarded thing I've ever seen from Holla Forumsurm
Anthony Taylor
we might also wait and hold out hope for a big WU update based on WO updates, hopefully it comes soon and we get something on par with the cooking update which added its namesake and a ton of different stuff.
Christopher Price
There are already some who want to wait til June, but I doubt it'll be out by then. Didn't the cooking update take almost a year or something to get to WU?
Lucas Nelson
Hopefully you autists can hold out until June before plunging into another serb.
Mason Reed
For image related and tons of other shit I can sure wait, but goddamn I want the WU to hurry on.
Because piratefag servers severely limit the ability to gain a growing population due to being unable to sustain a growing population. Once we get another $1 humble bundle deal on WU anyone who still doesn't own the game doesn't actually give a fuck about it and we shouldn't care about them.
PVP also discourages late joiners due to obvious reasons and missing the setup phase at the beginning. Playing solo just means you'll be ganked when you log out. Even then really only Sklotopolis and Mythmoor ever retain a population due to their size and history of uptime. Everything else dies if it isn't a containment zone for some shitty nationality like Russians.
Drop this SHITCHAN VS REDDIT VS Holla Forums crap and advertise it as a real, fresh pvp server for everybody with fast-ish rates where people can make up their own alliances. And come on guys, give it quickish rates. Nobody is going to join some invisible, Holla Forums server with an ever dwindling population and grind away 20 hours a day at 2x. One fresh pvp server started recently doing just that and it died in less than a week.
I guess the biggest thing is to advertise the fucking server off the site and don't fuck up the launch like the last two times. You guys did everything you can to hide the server from people this run. At least we can thank Ares for showing how to do some dynamic events, but everything else was pretty garbage so tighten it up for the next run. Finally, if the next server is piratefag expect it to die in 3 months and adjust accordingly if there is not consistent shilling going on. If you want it this thread exclusively expect it to die in 2. This is all common sense but I'm seeing all these retards saying a lack of city planning killed it, like a bakery being next to a smith ruined a server and not the botched launch and no new faces to play with. Go play Minecraft, faggots.
Jose Torres
Nigger if the waterlevel has risen, we can fiddle around with forests and snow as well
Charles Perry
Not talking about the desert, I just think that basing the map off a real place is pointless and limiting. With the way Wurm is it never feels like you are actually at that location and only serves as a cute easter egg when you look at the map. Also Australia is just a big brick of land, I would prefer some variety, rivers, highlands, swamps and all that.
David Rivera
If people don't want the 4x skill/4x rate we had on spic's serb, I think 3x/4x rate with increased mind logic rates like we'd been discussing (+1 queued action per 5 levels instead of 10) would be nice. 3x/3x was a bit too tedious, even by Wurm standards. Forum wars is a dumb meme, yes. I doubt we even had any redditors on the server.
Then add a bunch of rivers breaking up the mainland and maybe a big lake or two in the middle. Boats are the fastest method for village raids, and the map should facilitate that with a good marine highway. Posting the NEVER EVER map again as an example of a good one. It could use a little more water, even. Aus map also has too much useless empty ocean. Land map should push fairly close to the map borders on all sides and let the majority of the map's water be from rivers and lakes in actually useful locations.
That's exactly what I was talking about, this is before anything's been done to the map it's literally just had dirt put on it.
I can add biomes and rivers, I was throwing around the idea that maybe people had some suggestions before I started
Carter Young
This map is way better than that. Let's just get a good map instead of some dumb joke that won't be funny when we are playing it for months.
Kevin Torres
I know we need a lot of content and ideally rolling content where the DM thinks of new ways to mess with us, places to go, things to kill and baubles to collect to keep people engaged to stave off entropy but players *could* be a little less inclined to roll in going 'ded serb' and then launching into their trieste on what's wrong, how things should be etc then fucking off they're a pain in the ass. I understand the temptation but you cure 'ded serb' by playing on the fucking thing not littering it doomchatter and vanishing. What's a real pisser is the contentious fighty people all departed *after* a chunk of the productive useful people left because of their shit. The Productives could have come back a week later, had a comfy time then see/be a part of all the madness that happened at the end.
Players leaving because other people left just doesn't compute, aren't yous supposed to be social outcasts and autists? There should have been 20 faggots sat plugging away at shit at the end but instead people casual-whine for a Fen to alleviate the initial burden or looked at the population and went ahead and made it one lower.
I suppose I'm saying 'play the fucking game' next time.
Luis Peterson
My thoughts on this. I think it needs clear mountain rangers preceded by foothills, preceded by nice open flat plains. What I see here is almost an ever changing elevation.
Maybe start the server not like a complete retard next time to give people a reason to invest a lot of time into playing it. Zero new blood killed it for me and now it's just a chatroom for a few faggots. But yes, people being overly reliant on guys who can write simple scripts is a growing cancer. You got a couple of guys mining, blacksmithing, woodcutting, fletching, channeling and so on while the rest sit around raising their fight skill, building their house, and putting an autoclicker over the pray button. Bonus points to the farmers who hide the wemp and cotton for themselves despite taking up a shit ton of land.
Dylan Hall
MCB you goddamn nigger tell that to the SS13 server.
Angel Diaz
In all fairness, the gate to that wemp and cotton could have been accessible if you would've asked the mayor. Everything that was being grown was not hoarded anyway, it was all transported to the town storage area.
Ayden Perry
You niggers are going to get fucking trebucheted real soon.
Carter Ortiz
seems deserved desu, eveyone else was dead
Hunter Diaz
dont worry, most hots are done so you can offline raid without worry ;)
Eli Sanders
three hots and zero JK you're going to get slit, stacy.
Is this going to be the go-to meme for HOTS? You were offered a time and place to do a proper fight and you lads refused more than once. Your king is Althazar ffs. What high ground do you think you're walking on? JK got bored and mostly left, so you're talking big because one of your members was autistic enough to bully Default off the server. Good for you?
Dylan Collins
what a record lmao thanks for the free artis tho. id say we deserve them.
Parker Bailey
You have nothing but a record of being hyenas who can't actually step up to the plate.
Gabriel James
funny that you mention killing riko with the sword of fag when I dropped your faggot grand priest in one fell swoop with a 40ql huge axe. sad that any competency from JK comes from doop alone
Michael Nguyen
Yes we can also kill hots wearing clothes in one swoop and did several times especially to mirrorface, your point?
Elijah Long
who?
Jackson Diaz
nigga was wearing pl8. keep up the retard persona, fits your faction perfectly
James Harris
he was wearing pl8, but im sure you'll twist the narrative to save face :^)
Colton Perez
things that don't happen for 200. proofs?
nice babby tier gaslighting friendo when you are the jew twisting the narrative here.
Justin Phillips
asserting a claim then backing your claim with lack of evidence on the contrary???? you aren't actually this retarded, yes?????
come take the artifacts back if you can, fags, make sure to tend my crops after i whip you niggers back home
Sebastian Barnes
Repent before the might of Magranon or be cleansed in flame.
Henry Phillips
looks like earnest got cleansed.com
Owen Rodriguez
twin weapons are actually viable on the server due to some setting, previously twin weapons got nerfed in WO and WU to making your second weapon a liability to your first with a quarter of the accuracy