⭐️Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH, on her phone

incredibly new thread

i accidentally made two of these

Eh, not worth the report.

Go back and find it Ikt-chan

Maybe so, how's your day?

I like tummies.

Detracting defectors of Disgusting degeneracy. Decadent deplorables, Dedicated disinformers.

Now you're just straight up becoming Desu.

My internet shit itself and died while I was making the thread.

report?

Also wew 150 that's a lot

I'm sleepy. really sleepy.
but tomorrow's a big test and time's not even twelve yet and I just thought of that horror movie again so I don't feel like bed.

so it's just this. posting

i want to go as bad pearl

but i don't think i'm ready to come out to my family as a complete fucking autist

I stroke the cat in the student union building whenever I pass though
^^

shower tho

too late

The good kind of embarassing?

Why'd you watch a scary movie knowing you're weak to that stuff?

You're too hard on yourself.
I may just go as this girl 'cause it's easy peasy. I'll have to get some of that wash-out hair color though.

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farting

Untrue

You know it.

it was with friends cause one had a birthday..
so I got forced..
even was with ghosts

Name please

hate ghosts tbh

I like the name

Retoast

Even the fastest package is 50mbps up


That's a crime.

Banshees tho

My little cousin apparently had a bad dream so he came downstairs and slept on me until mom came home.

Aw, why? They're so cute!

Trust the scots to make ghosts more annoying

Oops. Meant to post this one.

hate ghouls in general

could they be a bigger bunch of assholes if they tried

Stopspook

that's not a ghost it's a sticker with a face

I thought they were Irish.

What about Casper tho? He friendly

Ghouls are flesh eaters though
Right?

self deprecation is cute. low self esteem is totally in.

can you curl your hair like that? that would be pretty cute.

idk what spoons do what to whom

spooks*

I want toooo..

Could swear they are scotch
But general celt could work

To be fair about banshees, though, Sylvannas is a banshee, and I'd a that so hard she suffered true death.

What did the ghosts ever do to you

Loco is shit and should be treated such

ghostbusters 2016

I was once bored enough to attempt to read parts of the Ulster shit.
I regret it.

i'd a that to even a true death if even went as far to actually as go before

I swear
Stop spoop

:(

Only sometimes though
Arabic mythology layabouts

They'd lock me up for it?

The only safe course of action in a Lovecraft story is to just not get involved.
Don't touch anything.
Don't talk to anything.
Don't look at anything.
Sometimes, don't even think anything.


Can't be helped.

cut it all off.

Ghostbusters 2k16 is legit a good watch

Drunk again, I see.

UmU

the best character in ghostbusters 2k16 is the vapid hot man

hey tokai i was reading an esoteric late 19th century demonology guide the other day and look what i found

According to the folklore of that region, the Penanggalan is a detached female head capable of flying about on its own. As it flies, the stomach and entrails dangle below it, and these organs twinkle like fireflies as the Penanggalan moves through the night.

isn't that neat.

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they used to believe witches could fly around in egg shells

Probably, yush.

What about Doothology?


Maybe I should. Maybe I should just shave it all off. It would be a relief.


And don't even THINK about reading anything!

which sounds ridiculously funny to see

i don't understand why they feared that

Im gonna summon baphomet

mhmm
the movie wasn't even good.
terrible even, I had zero empathy for the characters


NO

Who are the experts on that?

that's what i normally do. but now i think you'll be upset if i take the clippers to it. so it's getting unreasonably long.

this is uncharted territory for me i don't know how to make it look good. it's so messy all the time.

Just you and Winston, I guess. But some of us are slowly learning!


Boys look cute with messy hair. I wonder how I'd look bald. Probably like Gollum.

Eugh, probably not even worth the watch, then.

You need to be shown the Scoot Sea Scrolls... quick!!!! To my bureau!!!!!

you know my old house in spain is like just across the road from a literal abandoned cemetery. we used to hop in there sometimes. actual human vertebrae littered around the place you step on.

i vividly remember a child's skull and a couple of dug but empty graves. it was lots of fun.


girls look cute with short hair. let me post that sinead o connor picture.

a-absolutely not.
although I don't really have that with any of those.
except some sci-fi horror, cause it's not the same kind of scary to me somehow.

..You shouldn't hop on the dead

here it is


do you think i'm cursed now

To the Scoot Cave!


Thanks, p-precious.

/nuzzles your raspy scalp

Iunno, curses work different.
I know I'm cursed at birth, I can't catch fish.
as a kid I wanted to go fishing with the rest and whenever I joined nobody caught anything. local eel's fisher said there's always something to tales etc.

Do real japanese girls make this "eh hi" sound

eh hi

I am home...
You should come to the cave... we have many scootiquities to discuss...

...

When being fugged you mean?

tokai

we are going to go fishing

and we will barbeque the fish and eat it

because that's silly

No not that

I don't think you are going fishing with him Loco.
Because I don't trust you on a boat with him.
Or even in the same building as him really.
You'd probably turn into a rapist.

Kanada

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it's not rape if it's on a boat

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eh hi

but I just said I can't catch fish.

Yes

oh my

えぃはい

Weird language.

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...

Weird poster!

変なポスター

Good goyim!

yes?

Hen

No, the other one.

Rooster

Going to sleep with a final violent shake.
Peace, dudes.

Bwak bwak

*pet pet*
nini

ni

Hmph, night.

Nice thread ya got here.
it would be a shame if I came here and ruined it.

I love chocolate milk

You're a prophet

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choco milk is good

that looks like pretty nasty chocolate milk tbh who buys premade chocomilk wtf

Did you finish the folder, Ray?

Sort of dull today.

yea boii

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UI WILL YOU PLEASE FUCKING KILL YOURTSELF

Deliver this to me.

I spern.

Alright.

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*spurn

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...

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Thanks

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MUH GUBBERMENT

man last night was fuckin crazy. insane Halloween rave and karaoke bar afterwards. I should go get ready for another Halloween party right now sheit.

enjoy the folder darwin.

ban ui

Is Protobelt Le Blanc meta?

That literally will never happen.

I will.

Everything Protobelt is meta.

somebody famous last words this sperg whale

Protobelt yourself to the end of your life pls

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Ban all trannies.

Everything thunderlord, everything protobelt.

Why even this time?

this

and ui too

kill tranny scum

ban ui scum

So you're asking to be banned?

rylais on nunu is secret OP

what are you talking about fuck boy

I'm calling you a tranny

i'm not a tranny i'm scottish you mongloid

The dash one is really cheap for the stats and utility it provides

The slow one could be pretty good too for guaranteeing the snare. Build path is awkward though!

I'd say do it

disgusting.

kill tranny

ban ui

tolerate gay

ostracize furry

I also know you're actually a tranny.

yeah right, where are the proofs lol

Oh, the LB on my team just rushed it 1st.

idk if it's worth delaying morelleo / abyssal / void etc tho

I used to live with someone who talked with you quite a bit and knew you irl.

no you didn't

you're an ocean away from anybody who knows me irl

keep lyin, tranny.


How the hell do you know that?

AND IN WHAT WORLD IS AN ANECDOTE PROOFS LMAO

Hey Erin I used to be friends with someone who lived with a guy whose brother had an uncle whose friend knew your best friend's sister

And they said you smell *like flowers*

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a

BECAUSE I ONOW PEOPLE WHO LIVED WITH YOU LOL

I never said I was giving proof. You're the one who the burden falls on to give proof, becausew nobody knopws you arent a tranny unless you post your vag.

Ui you should stop

that is lovely of them to say but i actually smell like farts


YOU ASSERTED IM A TRANNY

THE BURDEN OF PROOFS LIES WITH YOU

IT LIES

LIKE YOU DO

ABOUT EVERYTHING

Why should I do that?

Yeah I like that much better too, LB is all about getting that early AP spike!

is this some meme?
haven't we all seen her before and after image?

So what is this drama about?

because you are playing on my field and the home advantage is secure

Name one thing I "lied" about.

these threads are so trash

yes it's a meme, have you been here at all in like the last month

Farts that smell like flowers maybe


You know how I do

lik u

you lied about leaving forever

and then you lied when you said you never said you were leaving forever

"i used to live with someone who [...] knows you irl"

I never actually said I would be gone forever.

I left though, yea.

It's similar to my support builds, except I get a sightstone first :3

Are you implying You know everybody I lived with?

you lied about knowing theanatomy of the human brain

Did not.

what's the hippocampus

memory ect...

are you implying it's true?


this

you did

and had a big tantrum when i knew more about brains than you

I'm blown away

You literally had people who told you that you were wrong that took the same college classes as you.

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Part of the limbic system that looks like a nike swoosh.

THAT IS LIKE THE MOST MINOR INFLUENCE IT HAS

I HAD SARAH ARGUE SEMANTICS

ITS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR THE SAME

Erin don't try to argue with him with your meme degrees

ui is a psychopath

he knows too much about the anatomy of the human brain

he can kill you with a thought

My hippopatus is shot anyway so who even cares what that shit is.

You need a brain to think, Loco.

oh yeah, what was the line?

"i know everything about the anatomy of the human brain" or something

anybody got caps? 😂😂

Tell that to colony forming bacterium.

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"I am an actual psychopath" or something like that I can't remember

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i could while away the hours
conversing with the flowers
consulting with the rain

Ah yes, I forgot the rushed mejais.

and that's the end of that chapter

I diagnosed myself with sociopathic psychopathy from Google, too.

Failure at life, being a girl, AND posting.

No narcissism in that diagnosis, doc?

What's up my main fruit of choice?

Meow

Did you just assume his mental diagnosis?


I made food and stayed in bed all day.
I'm considering Dark Souls or N64.

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doctor peen made me pee in a little vial and i peed on the vile a little by accident and i thought it would stain the label and i'd be rumbled and it would be very embarrassing but fortunately they have the sense to make those labels waterproof and it just wiped off

Clearly not.

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-licks-

I've already written a manifesto describing my self-realizations as Jesus 2.0.

Sup?

You're a Jew?

Disgusting.

But I am an actual psychopath. I have been since birth.

Nice, Nice, I went grocery shopping today and downloaded an nds emulator, just need to find something worth playing...

I have just woken up from a nap and am being instructed to order my family pizza for dinner. I got a haircut earlier, it is nice not having my hair get in my eyes all the time.
How about you?

A Presbyterian so even worse.

You are a quick learner!

lmao

And you're not crucified yet?

Christ.

glibness/superficial charm
grandiose sense of self worth
need for stimulation/prone to boredom
pathological lying
conning/manipulative
lack of remorse or guilt
shallow emotional response
callous/lack of empathy
parasitic lifestyle
poor behavioral controls
promiscuous sexual behavior
early behavioral problems
lack of realistic long term goals
impulsivity
irresponsibility
failure to accept responsibility for their own actions
many short term relationships
juvenile delinquency
revocation of conditional release
criminal versatility

I scored 37 on the test, which I took under the guidance of a psych

I have no idea what tenets Presbyterians even adhere to now that I think about it.
Only one I know about is the Methodists because they're the weird "spirituality is everything personal", "born again" types.

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Is it more odd that you think yourself Jesus, or more odd that you don't think you exist spiritually.

Now I just wish I could learn how to git gud at osu

you have no charm or charisma at all

like none of those things would be on any official measuring tool

hey guys, remember when i did the CORE-OM with you?

does it sound like anything ui is saying is termonologically similar to that actual, clinical measure?

i'm a roman catholic
and i have been since the day i was born

saved

You don't fuckin know me faggot.
You only know my alternate ego-self that I use on the internet.

You're a monster and should be locked up.

I think therefore I am.
Which in its original context has nothing to do with its usual usage.

Quotes usually aren't.

Can your alter ego be less vapid?

Probably true.

locked up with you.

He gives me folders, though.

no, because I have to let it out somewhere.

This shithole is the perfect place.

nice ego-self

go fail to manipulate a well trained dog man

Churchill "quotes" are the best.
Because he never even said most of them.

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Kindergartens around the world would be safer with us off the streets.

You will just have to make your own.

Afraid I can't help you there. I only tried it once a few years back and Nymph laughed at me.

That is literally a meme, and they weren't even my raviolis.


I'm anti-pedo tho

Yes, yes, me too.

if you were a real psychopath you would have planted the ravioli as bait so you could kick him out

ui is a psychopath

he doesn't CARE about ravioli

Are you talking about me?

UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO UI IS A PEDO

Meh, the words said are usually more important than who said them.

Context always helps though.

Don't worry, Nymph laughs at me too.

But I do not want to watch anime.

I think everyone who calls themselves a "psychopath" just watched American Psycho and just goes "that's totally me, I really killed people xD" and just eschew all logic.

that dog played you man

It's just mildly amusing.
Like PT Barnum's "quotes" were never recorded to have came from him and his competitors said most of them.
Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens is the same way.

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RIP.
I'm headed to bed, good night Wishy.

And yet here we are with Plato's work.

Night night

Just say Oscar Wilde authored literally everything and it makes it easier.

Sure, makes it simple.

Then you will have to make due with the folders you already have.

and now for something completely different:

service dogs mourning their handlers.

Why are all the "crazy people' here the most boring?

it really is not even slightly funny. it's a heartbreaking folder.

At least I'm not the most boring :D

I'm not crazy.

Because they're boringly sane and just trying to pretend to be crazy because...???

I'm just a little unwell

I know right now you can't tell

-the joker

But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see

A different side of me

we got tired of them when we left lower education and stopped hanging around with 15 year olds

shut the fuck of for reals haha

up

We have too many people who don't have a personality or base everything on one thing about themselves.
It's dull.

once thing you can depend on psychopaths not to do, is tell you they're a psychopath.

it's like he decided to pretend to be one, without having ever actually talked to any to figure out how the think, and how their mask works

Why the fuck would I care about telling people on the internet that i'm a psychopath?

you sure are retarded.

Holla Forums has the best webms

What's my personality Squish?

When it comes to being demented and dark most of you guys are equatable to Hot Topic.
You try to act like you fit the bill, but we all know you got your mom to buy you that Gir shirt.

No one here really has a personality.
We're all painfully boring people.
It's only ever really apparent when someone intentionally tries to invent either a person or character trait and just latch on to repeating the same tidbits ad nauseum.

Pretty normal until you crank out the BDSM stuff.

SAID TSUCHI

It's like it's junior high all over again.

Define normal.

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real men use the internet to spread love and tolerance

because people don't need to know, and when they don't, the ball is entirely in your court

you would not blow such a wealth of potential by telling people online or not if you were a psychopath

Just remember, he got CUCKED by SMILES

"ONLY DEGENERATES GET CUCKED" -OOBLES 2016

I'm touched.

A furry Who fucks dogs defines normal

LOL did he

Hardly true.
I've found many people here with very outstanding personalities.

I'm sure our views are different because you are more crass and standoffish with people here. I've gotten to know some very well.


I like branded shit.
Especially Mario stuff.

I didn't define normal.
You can try again if you'd like.

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so bronies?

Show me where.

The not caring part of my nature comes into play here.

I don't give a shit. You can say I do, but I really don't.

yes

You calling someone normal is you defining normal in your meaning of the word.

Your normal is not my normal.

tell me one thing people do that you don't understand, and how it makes you feel

ask questions when you could do a quick google search on it.

They sent salacious messages to a person; I slept with someone in person while we were dating. I did worse.


It's more that they're painfully boring but happen to be your friends or something about them makes you overlook their general, well, boring-ness.
I'm not even using it as an insult here, just that all of us really lack anything noteworthy about us and generally exist in the realms of "average in every regard". Average isn't an insult here either.

ha ha ha if only you knew. New collar and gag came in the mail last week' I'm still waiting on the hood and paddle.

why though?

Usui is a person now?

Who knew.

And you'll notice I wasn't talking about your normal.
You can try again if you'd like.

Depends really.
I'd say my life isn't normal. I've been all over the states now and had many adventures, and I think I've become someone with some spark of individualism to me, but in general I am quite normal in my interactions.

That's more how I would say people here are. Just have to dig.


I have a collar.

Show plox

okay, lazy people

not a psychopathic trait

watch me:

i don't get why when people die, everyone who knew them acts like it was them who died. it irritates me because it is very difficult to mimic that kind of display.

i don't get why people let their kids turn into little shits, my children are my property, and they'll do what i want them to do.

i don't get why people watch soap operas. people who aren't real doing things that don't make sense, and people choose waste their time watching it? how direly boring.

without linking me you called me crazy and boring in one post. Then you went on to call someone else normal.

What you constitute as normal is definitely skewed as you fuck dogs and post furry-kin

Sorry. It's for only 4 people to see.


I've never said my dog fucking was normal.
You are free to try again.

oh wow look!!!!!! banter!!!!!!!!!!! who's winnign??

I watch boring anime because I like to not feel.

I want to pet those snakes

Ui as they are typing more than I can be bothered to.

wait, fuck, i misread that as brownies

me

basically always me

or, at least, basically never ui

I'm saying you shouldn't be calling anyone boring normal or anything to be quite honest.

You aren't normal and can't call someone else those things.

You wound me; does it atleast lock?

Which group of people is typing more than you can be bothered to?

the guy is teaching python

geddit

By your logic if I murder someone I am not allowed to call anyone a murder.
You are free to try again.


It's just a normal dog collar.


Ui.

Him?

That literally was the opposite of what I said.

You aren't normal, thus you can't call someone else normal because you don't know what normal is.

Yes.

He became an hero hopefully.


Your confusing what I'm talking about here. By almost every quantifiable metric, all of us fall into "average/below average". That's not talking about specific events that there's some abnormalities to but in general, it's reasonable things that happen and circumstances that are to be expected. If that makes any sense.
There's specific subjective "character traits" you can rightfully critique people, though that depends on whatever you happen to like/dislike.

gg ui

gg tsuchi

So if I'm white I can't call someone black because I don't know what a black person is?
You are free to try again.

maybe he is abnormally good at observing normality and is the best qualified to assert what normal is in the world

Oh. Then yeah, most everyone here is generically normal. Almost to a fault.

In my experience, such things are unlikely. He enjoys attention too much to falter from posting for pony posters. Last I recall he was cycling between user and using an alias. I'll go ahead and hope he's ended his life, but will not be surprised if he finds the attention more alluring.

THAT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SUBJECT.

normality has nothing to do with murder or black people. It doesn't relate to the context of which we are speaking.

Whelp.

Keep trying. You'll get there eventually.

The point of the entire post is now lost, woe is you.

come on ui, really

another common trait of psychopathy you lack is relatively high intelligence

kek aah it's okay I'm stupid so I misread a lot, you messing up one word is chill


I imagine that went "well" lol how are you erin?

No, I wont, because I'm leaving to go party.

i am no longer in writhing agony so that's wonderful

you?

I was only pretending to be stupid.

How would you know what a party is?
You aren't a party.

Yeah, that's what I mean and what makes it funny because it's mostly a battle of fragile egos since generally the two flinging mud are in equal shit standing.
I guess it's part of this place's "charm".


There was some stuff behind the scenes involving other individual(s) that I'm sure you can reasonably guess who.

But you sure as hell suck the life out of one.

That sounds so uncomfortable to wear.

I've noticed that too.
I try not to throw shade during an argument. Save that shit for the end.

If you define the stuff, more than likely I know about it yes.

Hardly matters when they pull the leash.

...

Now you're just a liar.

erin if i cheer u on will you love m????????????????????????????

I'd rather leather, just so that I could wear it without worrying about a rash from the irritation.

I'm putting on my clothes

a final note on psychopaths is they are interesting people. they like to show off their intelligence, so on the right topic, they have a lot to say in angles you've never seen things before.

ui is direly boring

i think he's mistaking psychopathy for aspergers

he seems to have aspergers

I never said I left yet.

do you want me to love you?

better after a few hours of a nap, why were you writhing in agony? are you sick?

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Still not leaving.
Tsk tsk.


Just lather me in oils.


Most of the people here can't argue or make points for shit.
It's just ego at this point with people. I rarely see a person concede a point after being shown actual facts.

It's always best to just never let it end.
Because then it just keeps sinking lower.
It's like some weird thing where they know the best way out is to just walk away but they can't stop replying. It's always like watching a microcosm in a fairly shitty place.


Just more about the people that were trying to make something of it before it even happened. The "push" behind it.

Better new thread.

Then yes.

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