What chapter of the Bible would make the best video game?

I'm Jewish and my white boyfriend furiously fucks me as hard as me can and puts me into the ground and completely dominates me, slapping me in the face and having me choke on his cock after.
Really puts me in my place

If you really cared about him you would leave him so that his children will not be kikes.

Who am I kidding, Jews aren't capable of empathy for goyim

You mean that one that is Jewish pornography, which the Cross-carriers extol as a beautiful love letter to God or some shit?

There needs to be a game about Terry Davis hunting and remaining hidden from CIA niggers.

Not video games.

time stamp your anus or fuck off

I was listening to Terry A Davis' videos about the pope and he's pretty fucking redpilled to be honest. We must kill the vile people.

Wew lad

Absolutely heretical

Genesis 1 or would be neat

A game where you meticulously match the tribes and the their census while keeping straight all the purity laws and camp regulations?

genesis sodom and gomorrah with some artistic license. A holy warrior sent to these cities to purge degeneracy and eradicate the creeping influence of the devils in it.

Pretty much yeah man

The war in Heaven from the book of Revelation of course, retard.

Easy, just make a cuhrayzee around the life and death of Samson.

Pretty sure they were killed for their violence and their sexual degeneracy user.

Including that time he wrote a porno and got it inserted into Jewish scripture?

/thread

What the hell are they even fighting?

Other angels.

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Or perhaps the game that was already made

God game about creating the heavens, the earth, plants, animals, Adam, and Eve.
RTS about summoning the 10 plagues on Egypt and then leading the Hebrews through the desert for 40 years to the promised land.
Beat-em-up about Samson killing 1000 Philistines with the jawbone of an ass.
Dating Sim about King Solomon and his 700 wives and 300 concubines.

top pleb

What made them all freaky looking? I've seen enemies in JRPGs that make more sense.

Depends on the game style. Also assuming by "chapter" you mean book, because most individual chapters are too short to make much of a game.

Doesn't really matter. They're all suffering anyway in their Sheol, while the Catharoi are in a better place.

It's how late renaissance artists depicted so-called fallen angels.

Exodus 32. I'd love to live out the mass slaughter of the (((Baal cultists))) who tried to corrupt the Jews back when actual Jews existed. Maybe you could play as Moses and grind (((Baal)))'s altar to dust and force-feed it to the proto-kikes.

They were already corrupt user. The "god" of the Tenach is a demon.

General theology holds that angels can take basically whatever form they want (see Lucifer appearing as a snake). Renaissance-era artists really rolled with this concept by imagining that angels would take all kinds of crazy forms if they were fighting seriously.

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The whole Paul's arc duh, play it like an underground religion simulator in the post-classical era where you have to stay hidden and tend to your flock's needs.

Are you a nigger?

I assume you mean "book" OP. Chapters are literally tiny.
I'd say revelations obviously, but there's a lot of cool OT shit. Anything involving David, Joshua, Absolam (dunno how to spell that), abner, joab, and other peopel who were involved in great wars and dramas and shit would be pretty cool. There'd be a lot of possible stories and genres it could take.

Unfortunate that the only parts of the bible that would make a good game, are that parts with the jews, this includes the kike that gets crucified.

they're useful as toilet paper I suppose

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Howabout Revelations in its entirety.

You start out as either a non believer or a believer in that time period and you have to survuve all of the plagues and Government forces trying to kill you for not taking the mark/being a christian.
You can make choices to either save people etc.
In the first half of it you are surviving and saving people who may or may not stab you in the back. Maybe even converting them.
Have to fight off the wierd bug things with peoples faces.

Then the second half is you fightingaongside Christ and the saints in the end times against the forces of hell.
Depending on the actions you did in the first half you will be granted more power depending on how righteous you were and have the people you saved fighting beside you.

The finale is Christ slaying the beast as you fight off demons and rescue any survivors for his millenial rule

Reminds me of Devilman and Animatrix

Not specific chapter but a game where you play Satan and try to corrupt humans into destroying themselves could be fun. Genesis could be tutorial/beginner level and ends with the expulsion of Adam and Eve from Eden.

you're probably right, why would you wipe with another turd

That's probably because Devilman is obviously about Revelations.

Or maybe a Numbers strategy game (RTS/RTT) about espionage and conquest of Canaan

That reminds me, maybe you could have the option where Saul instead did not convert during his revelation at the road to Damascus and continue to persecute the early christians until divine intervention finally caught up with him. Also Thomas' journey to ancient India might worth a mention here since people rarely brought it up

Yeah, the chapters themselves are tiny (in comparison to the whole book) and there's even other chapters that somewhat repeated the same story with a different bits in it or sometimes none at all.

Have you read the bible? Its filled with Jewish characters with some Romans and Samaritans sprinkled here and there

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More so in Crybaby than the manga but yeah you are right.

A meme so low-effort, it is natural to sympathize with whoever it is attacking.

no surprise Holla Forums has a huge atheist population I suppose
whoever made this also came across as incredibly salty

Perhaps I misread something, I'm slightly drunk.

no harm done friendo

>The only retord is to pretty much say "n-no u !!!"
Have thou found the path to Jesus yet my boy? It's not too late to join the Kingdom of God

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