KDE on Nintendo Switch

I knew this thing was gonna be cracked eventually but holy fuck.

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very cool, I'm curious to see how this will roll into back up loading.

CFW is coming too. There's one out for 3.0.0 right now but one of the major developers of CFW in this scene is actively working on it, with the intention of EmuNAND too. 1.0.0 still the best firmware for when these exploits hit.

noice

So modders turned the Nintendo Switch…into a regular tablet…
Call me when we have piracy m8 I'm not interested in over-glorified smartphones

This is shit.

Show some mercy on that thing's memory.

got you covered fam

DEDICATED GAMING TABLET

I just want a giant tablet table. Like the original project that led to the Microsoft Surface. That thing is decent looking but the fucking actual wallpaper is retarded.

You could probably make your own. They have 32 inch touchscreen monitors for example. just built it all into a desk

Whooaaaaa now it's just a shitty tablet, congratulations.

DEDICATED GAMING TABLET

GAMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Bought my mom one of those and the screen isn't glass like I would want for a table surface… haven't seen any LCD or LED monitors with glass.

But can you pirate games yet?

Replace the panel you lazy gay

The touch layer is embedded in the panel though

Call me when it runs Gentoo

Console gaming truly is dead.

Isn't always like this when the crack open a console? First they manage to run an OS on it, them they can work on bypassing the security system?
So, since the first step is done, next is cracking the validation mode to make switch think that any shit you put on it is legit no?

Far past running unsigned code.

Call me when they release kits so I can pirate with it

I don't give a shit otherwise

but can you overclock your gaming tablet?!?!?!?!!

what would have been more impressive would have been to port the switch OS on to normal tablets.

So this means Krita will run on the Switch?

Is it time?

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Reinforce the underside with acrylic and you're done.

It's gonna be shit without a tablet pen that has built-in pressure sensitivity. I highly doubt the screen has digitizer support for even active pens. Might be able to hack the pens they're working on for iPads since those don't require a digitizer enabled screen.

Yes please.

Is the Switch similar enough to other Tegra/ARM shit to make VMs or Wine-esque wrappers feasible?

Tell me, are all of you this retarded or is it just you?

Why didn't they just buy an nvidia shield tablet?

I thought the case was that it was literally just a Tegra X1.

Dude, this whole fucking console feels like another Android microconsole. What can the Switch do besides play Wii U ports that literally every other tablet gaming device can't do? I cannot for the life of me understand the draw of the Switch.

I bet it's gonna crash twice as much on the Switch, too.

a fucking nintendo written on it. that's the draw.

it was cracked by a woman??

y tho

That's a man.

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I bet they would have installed chrome if it were in default repos.

Take a wild guess

That's new. Also
Reported

Open the mp4 in the OP.

I also took a picture of his screen

imagine being as retarded as 5c7f16

That's actually pretty cool, although I would rather the PC components not be visible at all instead of that obnoxious LED shit.

If it claims it's a woman online, it's actually an insane man.
The only way I believe it's a woman is if it posts a genetic profile next to a picture of it's full spread vagina along with a 30 second voice clip and full frontal nude shot.

I'm actually really excited for this. It'll be nice to have a small handheld computer I can bring with me on the go, then put it in the dock for a full desktop experience when I'm at home. It's full GNU/Linux as well and not that Android crap which is a huge plus.

There's about a million better ways to do that, retard.

Name one

I want this, though.

God that is annoying and garbage.

RFI, anyone?


Just look at that working flawlessly! AMAEZEING

What part of the giant touch screen doesn't work? Also that's a prototype of what became the Microsoft Surface. Those are better than iPads, dumbshit. I just want a table sized one, even bigger than what is demo'd in that webm.

You know you don't have to be gay. It's a choice you make everyday.

It doesn't register all touches. See how many times he has to retouch the same thing to get it to stick. And when he tries to resize the image, it doesn't register the second touch so he just drags it instead of resizing it.

That's not what the filename says. And if it is a prototype, how come I see Peterbilts on that thing?

>let me assert my knowledge by calling someone on the internet a dumbshit, that'll show em!

What is up with this thread and it attracting people with subhuman intelligence?


user you deserve to be banned for being so retarded.


user have you seriously never heard of a tablet? They've been in production for more than a decade. Anons have been calling out the switch as a gaming tablet, the only thing it was missing as a proper tablet was an internet browser. But actual tablets can already do that without the need to fucking jailbreak it.

So the Surface Studio is what you want then? As far as I've heard they are actually pretty good. You could certainly build it into a table too if you want, especially with the way the hinge works it could pop out to be used as a normal monitor.

Only problem is it would end up being an expensive experiment in ergonomics.


What I'd be very interested in seeing is if the Joycons can be made to work when you boot up another OS. If that's the case the Switch could become an even better emulator machine than the WiiU.

Again, most tablets these days use Android, or worse, Windows for ARM, both of which I have no interest in. They also do not let me dock it for a full desktop. Plus I already own a Switch, so why would I buy yet another thing to carry around?

Literally only care about piracy and emulation, the former only if its undetectable so I can still play online.

Is that a fucking wallpaper imitating lockers, what on earth faggotry

What's the point? Nintendo is going to charge for online now like Sony and Microsoft and for what? Games whose communities will die in 5 years max do to the closed-ecosystemic nature of consoles? Don't get me wrong, I want a Switch once piracy becomes a thing for all those single player titles but as far as I am concerned online is dead outside of PC

Then pirate the online
THIS IS THE NEW AGE

Can they stop making literally every thing glow? I hate the fucking lense flares I get in my eyes during night because my fucking mouse glows.

What the fuck is that and where is the porn?

Oh lovely.

Kiki. Mascot for Krita.

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I guess the Wii U ports are a draw for some since not many people bought the Wii U and never got the chance to play them. Beyond that though I have no idea. The only things that would maybe tempt me to consider getting one are Bayo 3 and Metroid Prime 4, but Prime 3 doesn't fill me with much hope for the latter and, unless Platinum seriously change up their formula this time around, I feel like I've played the former already.

This.

Is Smea gonna get in on this too, or is he going to stick solely to the 3ds?

Call me when I can pirate everything and run Dolphin.

did not know this

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You guy aren't very bright

This thread is fucking embarrassing. Running Linux on a Switch is a near-useless party trick. If you want a tablet for running Linux on, there are better options. Yes, even ones with docks and HDMI-out. The only reason ANYTHING abnormal on the switch is exciting is because of its controllers offering a better way to play emulators and such than the typical Android Bluetooth controller. But for emulating old shit you're better off with a hacked Vita or 3DS. The only real draw to Switch hacking is pirating its shitty library of remakes and ports because those don't deserve your money if you already have the Wii U version, but it'd be kind of nice to have them portable. And there's been no piracy news yet, so fuck it all until there is.

Yeah? Well up yours too, buddy.

Nah I've seen some retards that are biologically women who still put that in their bio for some reason

I think it's just some retarded new trend.

But this is truly a sign that consoles are dead.

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Wake me if pic related ever manages to miraculously work.

Literally nothing wrong with this. It is objectively the best console released in 15 years.

It's not.

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If only that faggot would release his shit.


That's just a Homebrew Launcher. Think soundhax on 3DS. CFW is being worked on for all firmwares up through current (4.1.0) but will be a long time coming.

How exactly are you meant to dust that?

Fuck now I'm extra annoyed.

Checked but that tranny is doing great work hacking it. Hope it doesn't kill itself before CFW is finished.


The only good consoles ever released are NES, SNES, GENESIS, N64, PS2, Gamecube, Xbox 360, and the Switch. Everything else is trash.

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I wouldn't mind getting a Switch if it were about 300 bucks all in but with all the extras added I find it difficult to justify the price. Add on a screen protector, carry case, extra joycons, pro controller if you want one, micro sd at least 64gb big, prob 128gb if you're going to do a lot of emulating with it (roms, isos etc). I could see it easily costing 400 plus all up. And that's just for people who won't be paying anything for games. Just for a shitty tablet.

smhtbhfam

Lads… we are gonna make it.

Actually my system never updated by simply putting the auto update off in system settings. But it probably did have the update in the consle though.

I always knew the switch was a glorified shitty tablet.

The switch is obviously a tablet, I don't know what you intended to say here

So when can I pirate games?

Not glorified

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as piracy, is in fact, unauthorized copying, or as I've recently taken to calling it, unauthorized sharing. Piracy is not the act of obtaining an unauthorized copy of a copyrighted work, but rather robbery or criminal violence at sea.

Many computer users make unauthorized copies every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the act which is widely performed today is often called piracy, and many of the people who do it are not aware that it is basically copying, and not stealing.

There really is a piracy, and some people are doing it, but it is just robbery at sea. Piracy is an act of theft: an action at sea in which goods are forcefully transferred from one ship to another. Piracy is important to be aware of, but unrelated to unauthorized copying; it can only function at sea. Piracy is normally not used in combination with unauthorized copying: the two acts are basically seperate. All the so-called piracy is really unauthorized copying.

That's it's shit and nintentoddlers defend garbage.


Tell that to the cake Jew and the millions of morons who fell for it.

Still not glorified. It would have had Linux/Android support from the get go. It's just a shitty locked down tablet.

It's like it's something out of Animal Crossing.

It is. Can you name a better one?
It's definitely the best console of this gen and better than any of last gen.

Somebody yell at me about paying $20 a year for online service. Because that's hilarious.

Precisely that, I can't name one, none of them are good.

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were you even able to keep a straight face when you typed that?

It can run ps4 and steam ports too. Once it gets GameCube virtual console support it will have pretty much everything.

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