This game is shit, what the hell

Yikes!

These singles are shit, what the hell

My dubs aren't trips, what the hell

In the level where you're supposed to kill a girl and some lawyer in Colorado I think, there are two guards bitching about a fictional "drrumph" character.

What

I preferred Absolution tbh. Bought season pass, got bored at episode 3

don't you assassinate several members of a left wing terrorist group and a jew who ruined a country? but yeah, that random conversation sure is reason enough to drop a game

I never said I dropped it.

Its like the dark souls of videogames right?

The

KANGZ

Jesus Christ I'm fucking dying. I'm crying.

I'm laughing so much it fucking hurts, what the hell.

It's Hitman nigger. All of the games are meant to be replayed, it is one of the few non linear stealth games. It takes me 6 hours to complete Blood Money but I've replayed it a million times to try out different tactics to approach my target, forcing myself not to use suppressed weapons, default gear only, killing only with unsuppressed weapons or just going full Rambo.

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Immediately kill yourself.

In the final mission you disguise yourself as the model again.
But disguising itself is fucking op. You can make your way to those targets with most disguses. Infact, i did the shit in the op only to max the achievements. The other opportunities are way easier and intuitive.

This thread disgusts me what the hell.

What's really disgusting is that they are selling season 2 missions like they are premium content. Those that purchased season 2 have to buy them again.

2 missions? What the hell

Season 2 missions. Missions that belong to season 2. The season they have already sold but have yet to deliver.

Have yet to deliver? What the hell

Seriously. I ordered a pizza from these assholed an hour ago and he didn't even deliver it? How are they supposed to deliver a video game?

What the hell

If you are susceptible enough to fall for blatant propaganda, that's entirely on you

Targets are
>An autistic nerd with mommy issues who designes a super weapon for ZOG (((providence))) & his lab assistant
>A (((Banker))) and ponzi schemster from sweden and a general who both work for ZOG
>Yakuza lawyer now working for ZOG and a guy who betrayed ICA to get a heart transplant
15:04 for (((Ezra Berg)))

My guess is cuckchan disabled V1 captcha and forces you to use goolag one

nice meme

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Unless they changed something recently, last I heard that you can't save any sort of unlocks if you aren't online. Locking basic single player functionality away behind DRM is only a short step away from true online DRM.

Unlocks from online transfer to offline.

They issued an update that gets rid of the DRM last year as soon as they stopped being part of Square Enix.

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this game has only 2 problems:
Episodic Format
Always Online BS

Otherwise its quite well made

It's a shit console game made for retarded casuals such as yourself

elaborate

Yeah, it is shit. The second the always online gets cracked, it will stop being shit.

So you still have to be online to unlock them. But hey, once you've already 100%ed the game you can go offline, fucking fantastic.

Go back to reddit

Get to work on spoofing servers.
Or just copy a 100% unlock save, you cuckchan reject.

Irrelevant. While offline you can’t get a timer, score, different starting locations, different starting tasks, or any other changes to your missions. Never mind you can’t get any of the OTHER MISSIONS. You know, the special contracts and other shit I don’t even know anything about because it’s all online and hidden from pirate copies forever?

Kill yourself.

How ironic, you fucking dipshit:

You suck cock as much as OP

Yep, that’s permanent now.

Why do I have this game on Steam? I don't think I ever bought it

what?
but you can with a complete save file?
X) Doubt
Shocking!

i guess >>>/reddit/ is more of your place, bud.

1st level and tutorial were given away for free.

How did retards like you find their way here?

Why are you talking about absolution in '16 thread?
How did you get here? CAROL-ANNE

again, elaborate

Have you even played the game?
Oh, hey, you’re right. So at least there will be a TINY bit more replayability, but it’s still just automatically doing what I would have already done in sandbox rather than adding new content.
Timer doesn’t work offline. Restrictions don’t work offline. Professional mode doesn’t work offline. You’ve never played the fucking game.
No one said anything about that, you fucking dipshit. I want to see a score based on my actions. I want to improve my score on subsequent runs. Do you think I give a flying fuck what some dipshits online think about my performance? I want a metric against which to better myself.
Yeah, see, I don’t give a flying fuck about your multiquotes when half the posts DIDN’T EXIST WHEN I MADE THE FIRST POST. Holy Christ, kill yourself.

I’m replying to you again because you haven’t played the game and it triggers you to see the same ID twice in a row.

Three times, dipshit.

But if you are offline you still can't unlock things and don't get mission ratings. I love Hitman 2016 but this shit was pretty inexcusable. Although they did get rid of Denuvo. Props for that.

nigger, which of the many red flags about this game did you ignore? all of them?? this game being shit should come as no surprise.

So it sure is strange that the game isn't shit. I love it when people who have no idea about the game just parrot opinions of others about games they have never played themself.

Is this your first hitman game? Do you play it on your soystation as well?

explain what you find so bad about HITMAN

just because you said it, doesnt make it true. it just means you have shitty taste and like casualized shitty games.

Best game in the series

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jewry aside, it has terrible and predictable AI matched with terrible casual stealth mechanics.

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elaborate

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I've played every Hitman game, completed HM2, Contracts, Blood Money (of which I own two copies), Absolution and Hitman 2016.

God damn that legacy trailer was so good.

the AI is stupid, you can stay in the same area killing people and there is always an easy way to blend back into the woodwork. theyre predictable. as shown in the video i posted.
it has fucking "spider sense" for the stealth, and excessive waypoints and clues on how to complete the mission in one of their prescribed ways.
the stealth is laughable as it was in absolution and the AI is so easy to abuse, it becomes downright hilarious.

seriously, its hitman for kids and casuals. im shocked it doesnt have an option for auto aim… atleast i think it doesnt.

I only played the first episode but compared to hitman 2 it's a masterpiece. I don't really get all the praise for early hitman titles, they are linear trial and error puzzle games where your map indicates the position of every guard in the level so the handholding you seem to despise is already there.
And then you have shitty stealth mechanics, incomprehensible ai and clunky controls. Not to mention the gay ass hitman 2 fake orchestral soundtrack from jesper kyd, that shit is ridicolous and completely out of context and yet everybody loves it.

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hitman and hitman 2 arent really good. the stealth is pretty broken in most of them and the fun is kinda ruined because they expect you to sneak like youre playing an actual stealth game.
everything after hitman 2 and before absolution was great though. and what i usually people praising as the earlier hitman games.

yea that's what fun about blood money, oh wait we're talking about nu hitman

alrighty.

user, the game where for trespassing one guy chases you around and sometimes even opens fire but you still get the highest ranking possible of Silent Assassin is the pinnacle of thinking man's stealth-puzzle!
still a fun game though, especially the roulette.

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Confirmed for never having attempted to play it offline. You know nothing.

the AI in blood money wasnt great, but it wasnt bad for the time and it was still better than nuhitmans ai atleast luring every enemy on the map into a single room and killing them with stealth quicktime events wasnt a viable option because enemies would start screaming and running around and would make it damn near impossible for them to not be hostile towards you causing you to either have to take the rambo option, or restart the mission.
i dont recall hitman blood money allowing you to see every enemy through walls like a fucking CS cheat engine. though it did have some form of a "spider sense"
also, blood money had fairly vague hints of what to do, where the HUD in nuhitman literally tells you your options way too specifically when the fun of the game is centered around figuring out what to do and how to do it.

blood money wasnt my favorite, i liked contracts more, but blood money had some cool touches i enjoyed like the newspaper and how noteriety would carry over into future missions, and how they added being able to build loadouts and customize your shit.

i bought it when they removed denuvo in June or so. Whenever they went independent.

kek

Someone on the IO Interactive sound team seriously like ambient techno and alternative electronic music.

They actually made the AI smarter after beta, you could do this same shit in all of the older Hitman games too, particularly Blood Money, just dropping coins and pushing people off of ledges and those are all "accidents" so you can get Silent Assassin rating even if you get shot at and seen, human shield like 20 people, and throw them all off the ledge and kill them, still silent assassin.
You can turn all of it off if you wish, and it's entirely like an old Hitman game.

no that's why people sat in one room in nuhitman because is was very viable in blood money and you could beat the entire game. nobody ever fucking run around screaming in my game

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what the fuck
do you enjoy getting fucked in the ass by games that have stupid clunky mechanics?

true pushing people off of a ledge was viable in blood money, but that wasnt possible on every or even most levels. if you tried to go into a room and kill people, people screamed when they saw dead bodies and guards would become hostile.
if i remember correctly the SA rating has more to do with time than anything. i dont know why they made that decision, but like i said, blood money wasnt my favorite and i never said the old hitman games were that great. they werent shit though. nuhitman is shit though.

you can turn it off, but like all handholding games, the game is designed around this and you cant turn off how the game was designed. MGSV had better stealth mechanics.

where in that video do we see "bad AI?"

Blood Money fucked up by making you able to go everywhere and do almost anything without rating reflecting that, while Absolushit made everyone spot you because fuck you that's on top of every other retarded element of the game.

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they didnt see him enter. they have cone vision. they saw him leave as they were rushing to an emergency, and were coming after him as he was exiting the map.

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speedrunning isnt a good indicator of AI. these people have played the game 100 times and spend hours autistically studying enemy movements.

The AI isn't bad, it's just good design that enables you to try multiple approaches. AI wouldn't be fun to interact with if they were aimbots who instantly headshot you.

it reminds me of GTA4 vs GTA5 cop AI.

user confirmed for jew who prefers to hold onto his coins instead of distracting guards

although on professional mode it feels its the right way to play

Nigger, I love making it rain. I just object fundamentally to the concept of an always online single player game. Someone post the clip of Rich Evans.

Okay, let's see here.
-A Vintage Year
Plenty. Down stairs, cliffs, ledges, basement full of them.
-Curtains Down
Plenty. Stairs and tons of viewing balconies.
-Flatline
Balconies on balconies, also stairs and pools.
-A New Life
Some stairs, multiple pools and the second floor of the building has a place you can push people on, also the window in the indoor pool can be thrown a coin at to kill anything below it.
-Murder of the Crows
Plenty of stairs inside most buildings., most buildings have places you can push people from.
-You Better Watch Out
Easiest way to kill first target is to shoot the pool (causing around 4 accidents), second guy can be again pushed off a ledge. Also quite a few staircases.
-Death on the Mississippi
Ledges on ledges on ledges. You can ignore mostly everything and disarm push everyone that gets in your way off a ledge.
-Till Death Do Us Part
Second floor has plenty of ways to push people. Easy to dump knocked out bodies in the river.
-A House of Cards
AI can be manipulated to be pushed out of balconies easily.
-A Dance With the Devil
Again, tons of ways to push people off of ledges.
Exact same way it was in 2016, wow.
Wow, you really never did play Hitman did you. Time never had anything to do with score in Hitman.
This is shitposting at this point. Guards had less than 20 meters of vision if you were crawling or rolling, camouflages made quite literally no difference, you had little to no reason to upgrade above the default gear since the default tranqulizer gun was among the best.

The AI is way too easily manipulated.
Alternatively you can just push them down stairs, disarm/knock out/human shield and throw/dump them off ledges. Same with most missions.

i dont think you know what that means

Reddit is that way >>>/suicide/

Would you consider arma 3 a good stealth game?

You have an option to play offline but you can't unlock things or get scores, which is disappointing.

I'd fuck brainy faggot

I haven't played it so I can't comment, but arguably Arma does have PVP stealth in some ways since visibility is important and laying down in bushes and dense grass is a great way to hide.

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btw. Peace walker had better stealth mechanics than TPP since in PW soldiers' rank affected their reaction times and hearing radius so D rank CIA niggers were borderline retarded while the A rank escorts were pretty deadly.

mgs5 is the same way. get infinite heaven and set all soliers to s++, now you have a decently difficult game

Really?
I haven't noticed the difference
Too late for that since I'm done with TPP.
in TPP you can't shoot helicopter canopies to expose the pilot though.

Only in FOB mission IIRC.

but you can shoot through it and kill the pilot

no also main game

Yes, see, we’ve covered that in the thread.

Go the fuck back to reddit. I was right.

I would say get out Holla Forums, but many of them don't even like him anymore except their shit BO. It's definitely worth a pirate.

You’re lying through your teeth. Rank has no effect on quality of senses.

Cry more. Hitman would absolutely be worth a pirate if it wasn’t useless to play offline. You can get SOME replayability, yes. I have a couple dozen hours in it because it’s fun enough to dick around with. But the entire GAME part of the game is locked behind always online.

you're lying through your teeth because they do. you detected from farther away and they have better accuracy and when they spot you they search for you longer

Do I need to post my fucking play time? You’re lying. It doesn’t fucking happen.

please go ahead and tell us how you've played that long and still never figured out that s++ soldiers perform far better than e rank on the field

I didn't realize it prevents you from unlocking content. Is there anyway to get around that like swapping the save file?

Can someone give me a list of all the online only features of this game? Can I play the Contracts mod if I pirate this shit?

Contracts is entirely online, so no. It prevents you from unlocking content (i.e. other entry points, other equipment options) in singleplayer campaign, although it doesn't matter because the default of Silverballer, fibre wire, coin works all the time and is the best for going into missions blind.

online

You can complete every mission with no loadout, suit only, silent assassin, ghost (no knockouts, evidence etc)

youre forgetting the criteria that the bodies have to fall where nobody will see.
nigger, you can do that in nuhitman. and couldnt do it in hitman 1, 2, contracts, or blood money.
woops
not in daytime
yes, it matters. so does what youre crawling in.
not a stealth mechanic.

youre a casual defending a shitty episodic adventure. slow down the autism. dont be angry at me just because you sunk so much time into a shitty game.

Well shit. Is there at least a mod that makes 47 look less of a soyboy?

explain how

lolno. ACCIDENTS aren't KILLS. If someone finds an "accidentally" killed body, such as a knocked out body thrown off a ledge, person pushed off ledge, drowning or some mission specific things like gas explosions it isn't counted as a kill and doesn't matter to your silent assassin rating.
You can do it in all the Hitman games.
In daytime too. Roughly 30-20 meters is the distance at which enemies can see you while crawling.
It doesn't. It doesn't matter if you wear sneaking suit, desert stripe or nothing in the desert, it makes no difference in the distance at which you are seen.

Maybe soyboy was an exaggeration, but he looked a lot better in BM imo.

They made him look like the actor from the shitty movies so they can make more of those and rake in some more normie cash

they made him look like his voice actor 20~ years younger

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they still alert guards but wont immediately aggro them, unless one of the accident victims wakes up… which can happen.
not if anyone sees a dead body. unlike nuhitman, which you can just lure everyone into a single room in every level.
as long as you stay crawling and keep moving and dont let anyone get within 20-30 meters of you. as long as there are no snipers, outposts, or guys with binoculars.
i dont see a problem with this.
it does. they identify you much faster if you have the wrong camo.

what's wrong with it?

It's not Blood Money, but it's just a smidgen above contracts. The opportunities can be skipped and mostly they're humorous shit. The levels are amazing. The only real drawback is the DRM and the disappearing daily missions, it makes no fucking sense.

Without the bullshit, it would be my favorite Hitman game, but I guess it's not complete until "Season 2" so weäll see.

Because it isn’t the case. Because it isn’t true. Because it’s FOB-only. There is no fucking difference between S++ and E in the single player game other than S++ don’t follow the sleep schedules of the lower ranks.

Apparently downloading a pre-baked 100% save will unlock all the items, starting locations (because you get only 1 without it) and item dumps (because you get 0 without it), but won’t give you access to time, score, alternate mission requirements (changed weapon/outfit/etc.), or anything else. It’s still just a sandbox, but now with a few more items. Oh, and some saves just don’t work because the game wants to tie it to an account.

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You need to do something, I don't know exactly what it is but posting (18)+ here is not the answer.

Where the fuck did you come from and why the fuck did you leave.

Alex Jones accomplished literally everything you're asshurt about for as long as he's been around.
The first response you're hear when mentioning atrazine or estrogen in the water damaging male hormonal balance is epic alex jones meme about turning frogs gay, when in reality the frogs outright trannyficate.
>Ending of last mission of season one is literally "fuck off ZOG, we take pride in fencesitting neutrality."
ICA accidentally fucked up ZOG because the grey-haired dude gave intel on Providence operatives to random people with resources large enough to hire ICA for the sense of legitimacy
And then ZOG reached out to them because they both hunt the shadow client for different reasons.

I think you should try to relax, and preferrably return to wherever you came from.

Okay, just fucking kill yourself then, that's what was missing.

You make it out like nuHitman's scoring system is better, which it is not.

First of all you don't even get a score if you're not connected online to their servers. Their scoring system is now entirely in numbers with no titles. You either get SA or not, and how fast you do the mission improves rating which is dumb as shit and wasn't a factor in any previous games.

You're marked as 'spotted' even if the NPC never reported you before being killed or only saw 0.1s of you throwing a knife into their eyes before death. The conditions are tarded. In Blood Money as long as you killed the witness (and yes by accident, which is a good mechanic) they couldn't ID you later on and it would either hardly affect your score or not at all if you managed to dispatch the witness completely cleanly.

Except for
(in previous games they get angry and react but it doesn't escalate to shooting you for just standing there)
(again you need to connect online to get new gear)
compared to previous games where targets were often formidable and sometimes even more dangerous than standard armed NPCs
In previous games they could hit and even kill each other or attempt to move around other NPCs to get to you
compared to NPCs speaking their native language or having proper accents when addressing 47 as a tourist

huh, really activates those almonds

Also when you hold him at gunpoint he starts talking about being your only friend there and offers to sell out his comrades. you can't take up his offer.

You actually kill two Jews, the fashion model and Michael Myers. They're both ex-Mossad.

((([/aa]Oy vey, jews are overrepresented as evil conspirators[aa])))
But is Strandberg or Ken Morgan jewish?

Uh… huh. Sure.
And yet the xenoestrogens in the water are there, are there ON PURPOSE, and are there FOR the purpose of emasculating human males. We’ve proven the existence of this happening in other animals.
>>>/reddit/

Reported. You have absolutely no comprehension of what this place is.

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Dubs of truth.

I'm checking those dubs, what the hell

How the fuck do corpses wake up?

I enjoyed it, dunno. A stealth game that really didn't ring with me was Chaos Theory though, SC1 is way better.

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As much as I love it I doubt anything is worse than Codename 47's AI.

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Yep.

Holyfug that thing is insane.

I'm really glad I'm not this autistic

looks JUST like him

Is that Chinese Mark?

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Why the fucking christ is every single save I try to download broken? How hard is it to make local saves transferable? HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT NOT TO MAKE YOUR GAME ALWAYS ONLINE?! Even the fucking supposed "all items unlocked" save included IN THE FUCKING CRACK doesn't work with the game when it's installed. Holy fucking shit.

You could say that for 99.99% of all video games ever made.

Holy fucking shit, I can't believe the solution was on reddit, of all fucking places. archive.fo/A9yIy

there's a button that switches it to first person though

If the AI is predictable, that means it is good.

It's not as bad as Absolution but it is shit. I don't know why the majority consensus on here is that the game is good. There must be a lot of Square Enix shills on here because a lot of people on here think Final Fantasy XV is great as well.