Quality Thread™

LOL

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This is Nintendo mockery thread

Title is complete clickbait.
This is an invite-only event, so it's probably meant for parents whom's kids want to go there.

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Nintendo fans are all either children or manchildren anyway so it makes sense. Gotta filter out the gamers with taste to ensure you only get people who will rave about your £70 cardboard. Soyboys and soft-brains only please for all nintendo events from now on.

Are you sure they didn't make a mistake, should have read "WOTC demands that Magic tournaments now require children".

I think they're now gonna think twice about that knowing that Racewarski is watching them.

I'm familiar with soyboy but this is a new one. What does soft brain imply?

So basically they didn't want a bunch of fat hairy manchildren and soyboys at their event, so to put on a better image they require you to bring a kid thinking more respectable people will show up.

Yet soyboys and menchildren are their main demographics. I don't see kids buying nintendo shit and their parents just get them a tablet or phones. Then, while the fucking retards are not looking kids end up uploading their nudes on the internet.