Unsolved vidya mysteries

Why does Yoshi wear shoes? Is he perhaps embarassed of showing off his feet?

Those aren’t shoes, those are his feet
Yoshis are animals, they aren’t intelligent enough to wear clothing

haha : the thread

Why does Tails have a visible butthole in Sonic Advance 3 but not any other game?

what

it's fucking true

Its beautiful

Because the character designers knew a whole slew of ebin "his feet must hurt so much running and jumping all over the place :DDDD !!!!" comments would come if he didn't have shoes. Same reasoning with sonic.

He also has a butthole on his upper back. Fucking weird.

Why does Yoshi always pose suggestively?

his dino feet hurts.

Not to mention his butthole is rectangular. His shit will be like Mars bar.

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Look at that cute butt

A thread died for this

Wrong.

this is not you fucking life user

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a shitty thread with no new replies in weeks or a bumplocked one did
>>>/cuckchan/

haha

because feet are hard to draw

Didn't you play SMW? They're born wearing them. The better question is how Bowser trapped adult Yoshis in eggs.

See that grin?
it's Voltorb's eye

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Probably the 4am thread and nothing of value was lost.

Reverse Vore

So he can walk on sharp objects.
Granted that's something they retconned in Yoshi's Island but still, that's why he has shoes Originally mario had no spin jump and would have been totally unable to walk/jump off certain things

The same reason horses wear shoes, to protect their hooves.

Same

Are horses embarrassed of their feet? Ha ha just wondering

Maybe when they've just been born.

That is weird