Games that hurt you

Video games are already a detriment to your mind, body and personality.
Why would you need to add more on top of it?

shit wrong gondoloa

Is this like hawaiian gondola?

A game that shows you the latest game industry news everytime you die.

Sort of this except it shows you a games journalists' fluff piece every time you win

no I think it just means I need sleep

Now combine this with VR and I think it could make a pretty fun experience.

Mark would be dead 12 times over.

I checked both saucenao and tineye, both gave me no results, not relinquish the sauce.

*now

Gonna need a source on that, friend.

female:tentacles$
Found it in less that a second.
exhentai.org/g/1179410/cbde65751c/

Loot boxes/crates. But you get cool digital stuff (that you don't own, goy!)

Ever since I was a little kid, I've wanted something like a vest that you have to wear in order for the console to turn on. A vest full of electrodes that shocks you when you take damage. It monitors your heart rate and shuts the console off if it can't track it, or if the pattern seems inhuman. Like, if you're being shocked and your heart rate isn't increasing, you're clearly cheating so it shuts off.

This would make for a truly realistic experience. Not in the pain itself, that doesn't make it realistic. It's the player trying to avoid pain. All the time people play games so recklessly, no fear of NPC's, no fear of other players, people jump in front of tanks, it's dumb! If when the tank runs you over you experience excruciating pain, maybe then they'd take it more seriously.

Don't know why more people don't talk about that artist. His/her stuff is great.

are you joking

I know right. Assuming binary gender constraints is fucking disgusting.

no, more like assuming women can be skillful in anything, or have any interest in sex whatsoever, is a joke.

Goddamnit user

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Why develop a new device at all? A virus that induces an epileptic fit in VR users would work. If VR chat is anything to go by most of them are at risk for degenerative neurological disorders.

There are a shit-ton of female doujinshi artists, most of them ugly irl probably.

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oh oops
wouldn't know cause i'm a furfag and kemono art is all normalfag garbage. i need 10 fetishes going on at once to get going. nezumi is cool. other than him looks like a bunch of plain vaginal/anal.

I understand, regular vanilla stuff with generic big titted anime girls does nothing for me.

If you've read plenty of doujins, then you've most likely come across a female artist. Hell this H-manga is infamous and got an OVA as well as figures based on the characters.

exhentai.org/g/579570/14e0863732/

If you didn't know, then why did you talk as if you did? **Can't say who's my favorite kemono artist. GREONE's content is really nice and I just got 3 of his doujins along with Kemokko Lovers 8.

You are not the type to receive many visits I pressume

On the contrary, the mind, body and personality frequently gets in the way of videogames.

Not him, but while I don't parade my H collection, I don't hide my anime figs which are a little questionable. It's an acid test of sorts because if someone takes offense to that, they're not someone I want to be friends with.

That OVA was great, also obligatory. Also the Neps were designed by a woman.

Didn't know that. She also got an OVA and figurines as well.

Oh to actually go on-topic I have no wish for such an accessory, nor do I see any way it would be allowed. Too dangerous. However would work and there are programmable onaholes out there already.

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I remember some guys would overclock force feedback systems to end up with something like this, back in the 90s when the first FF chairs/vests showed up on the market. I think there was even a retail FF system that defaulted to "hard mode", around late '95 or '96. So it's not as ridiculous as you think.

B-b-but vidya is supposed to be fun right?

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We're talking games that hurt you, not games that want to make you hurt yourself.

Some people want to be whipped by a big breasted dominatrix, others want to be whipped by their own video game. I don't see what's wrong with it.
"S&M videogame" has a nice ring to it, I think.

They do hurt him though.

I think that's getting to be a bit much. Plus it'd need some way to model what you're doing. I think this would be an issue with programmable onaholes too. It'd shatter the illusion if you climax but what's going on in the VR doesn't match that.

It would be painful to make that, but I want to believe.

Make a really good game, but put uncrackable drm on it and make it steam exclusive and make it windows only that way the only way anons could talk about the game would to reveal themselves as buyfags/steamcucks/windowcucks etc.

It's like a hentai character saying "it won't fit!". It's always gonna fit, one way or another.

Try just looking at random doujins sometime. You might find something good that people don't know about much. There's plenty of good Non-H stuff too.

I only invite friends over. Meanwhile my place has wallscrolls everywhere, a shelf of figurines, dakis on the bed, and doujins bundled in various places. The typical anime otaku room.

If a game isn't challenging me it might as well be a dating sim or party game or else I most likely won't play it.

A really good game will never be made under publishers willing to fuck a game that hard.

Wait they made a animation of that

amazing taste you got there

there is no need because playing video games is already an outward reflection of inner pain

it's been done.

WHAT IS IT CALLED

PO PO PO

Hachishaku Hachiwa Keraku Meguri: Igyou Kaikitan the animation
hentaihaven.org/series/hachishaku-hachiwa-keraku-meguri-igyou-kaikitan-the-animation/?sort=title

I now just found out they made an episode 2

You guys are over complicating this.
Diablo 2. My wrist never recovered.

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That's not the same. People don't want RSI and it's not connected to the game experience in the same way as force-feedback is.

Post your room.

Totally worth it though.

A gun.

It's a little messy, especially under the desk where the cables need some management but they actually don't get in the way. The doujins on the floor are there because I recently got my comiket 93 shipment but ran out of plastic sleeves to put them it. The huge bulky black thing on the desk is my scanner and I'm in the middle of scanning doujins again. I'm prepared to be bullied

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i smell a virgin

0/10 No attempt was made

Hello, voice user.

oh i'm sure all of his cartoon pillows make all the girls drop their panties for him

Well how are you going to get any if you don't make an attempt?

Your senses are right. But I don't see why I should care about being a virgin. I'm clearly not trying to have a girl in my room.

Did the Chaika give it away?

Make it a normal fps but you play with 600 ping and the game lags and freezes randomly everytime you see an enemy.

Yeah yours is nowhere near as messy and cluttered as mine. Nice figs too, I recognize a few of them from buyf/a/g.

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Mouse and keyboard Gunz k-style.
That shit will destroy your fingers after a while.

I would have a game tie into a Dreamlover 2000 to shock the user's penis every time they lose.

Nice room, but why do you have two body pillows? Seems redundant to me.

Say goodbye to your keyboard.

1. Make any given game with achievements (the more and the harder to get, the better)
2. Make it so that one out of X achievements can not be gained no matter what, even if the users would use trainers or whatnot
3. Stuff wax into your ears in order for your eardrums to remain intact as the achievement whores go absolutely apeshit in autistic fury over a missing shiny button.

Embed only partially related.

A game with subliminal messaging that activates the player's most primal emotion: arousal. Not a porn game mind you, that would be no trouble at all. A regular game, one devoid of sexually pleasing imagery, but a game that taps into the mind of the player, immersing them in carnal desire. They'll never be able to play the game, let alone complete it, as they will be overwhelmed by lust and forced into masturbation.

Two body pillows is the ultimate god-tier comfy mode for anons who like to sleep on their side, and who inevitably switch sides throughout the night, you simpleton.

literally all i had to do was learn the half step to keep my mobility up and k-shitters could not touch me. Gunz is like a game where everyone hacks and the people with the best hacks call it skill.
revolvers>anything else

Two different types body pillows. One be firm with supple peach skin fabric. Great for hugging and laying on to read books. The other is soft with a silky 2-way tricot cover. Great to sleep with.

2 dragon girls. Flat and oppai. Firm and soft. Yin and Yang. A perfect balance for my rest. I have never slept better.

That's the whole appeal of Gunz, though: breaking your fingers to pull off anime stunts.

They already exist.
Starcraft
Super Smash Brothers

Hello carpel tunnel!

Do you live by yourself, Voiceanon?

We're you a E-style?
Also trust me I know the feel I mean once I knew half step and butterfly step it was a whole different feel especially the tech melee switch n parries.
Also twin smg ftw. Fuck I miss that game.

anyone that actually complained about spraying was just shit,being able to bf was enough to not get hit by sprayers 95% of the time

Yes and no. My roommate and I share only the living room and kitchen. Otherwise we both have our own bedrooms, closets, and bathrooms.

My N64 on the shelf above my couch fell on my head once, that really hurt.

Sounds really fucking fun if you use something like the Wii Dragon Quest where you had to fight with swords, avoiding hits and attacking back.

Because tentacles are shit.
On the topic of female artists, they are shit, they are the ones that cater o shit fetishes like rape, and not the good one, and most of all, NTR. Fuck female mangakas.

Begone, normalfag.

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What about female artists that draw cute girls doing /u/ things? Yuri is pure and warms the soul. The opposite of the other degenerate stuff many females draw.

That actually brings up a good point though. Do men draw more yuri than women?

I don't really get why you'd put half naked animes on your wall. If you want to fap just go on the internet. Put something cool on your wall instead.

I don't fap to those images user. I just like them enough to put them on my wall. If I wanted to fap, there's plenty of more material online as you've said. As for putting something cool up there? I couldn't decide so I just make them wallpapers on my computer instead.

Also what is the word for a piece of furniture that just has shelves but doesn't hold books? You have drawer for just a single drawer and a chest of drawers for a unit of them but a chest of shelves doesn't sound right. English is my first and only language and I have no idea what to call that if it isn't a bookshelf.

Chair with a hole and dragon dildos

But no when I'm reading a work the last thing I'm thinking of is who drew it. What matters is that it appeals to me.

For the same reason people have that sort of thing but 3D? None of those are even that lewd!

That one force feedback vest they had in the 90's, because there was an urban legend of a kid getting killed by turning it up to max and losing at Mortal Kombat.

[sniffing intensifies]

I think you're just looking for a "shelf" or "shelf bracket". Also try nightstands and cabinets.
ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/living_room/10398/

Do you live alone? How do you not die of embarrassment from buying and possessing these things?

No what I want to know is what you call this if it doesn't hold books as opposed to a single shelf which these things are made up of.

It's still a bookshelf, just because it doesn't hold books right now doesn't mean it isn't intended to

Is it the same Ara lady?

Not him but, I wish I was him. To be at that point where you simply just stop giving a fuck. I'm at that point but I don't got the kike bucks to waste on such pleasures of the mind. He's experiencing pleasure user. Don't you wish to experience it too?

Fuck off Slaanesh

You simply fear what you don't understand. Don't be afraid user, just do it. Cause if you're thinking about doing it, it's probably a good idea.

Shadow games irl, every time you lose LP you get shocked according to how much you lost at once. Burns decks would be fun to run but terrible to face. OTKs would hurt like hell but managing to blast your opponent into losing consciousness just from playing children's card games would be pretty fucking anime. You know you wanna try it.

What a girl.

Bruddah

I admit I was insecure about getting my first fig but I wanted one after seeing it online for a while and see how I would react after spending so much money on a plastic statue. Once I got it, all the cringe went away and I realized I was being insecure for no reason. That opened the flood gates for all the other stuff I slowly transitioned into. More figurines, actually buying manga in bulk, importing games, shopping for R-18 material at comiket, getting into ASMR. It was a slow transition but I don't regret it one bit. Mind you, I had plenty of money to blow and nothing worth putting my money into as I'm already saving up and manage money pretty well while supporting some relatives.

Do I feel any embarrassment now? Definitely not.

It would still be called a bookshelf.

It's more that you care about what you think what others may think about you (or you viewing yourself in second person) instead of what you think about yourself and what you enjoy. Of course there should always be restraints. On /a/, every blue moon we have someone come into the Buyfag Threads and asks if he should buy something he can't afford. Never do something like that.

Would be really fun to have a Mario party type game where losers of mini games get a light shock, or winner gets to choose who to zap. Not enough to be painful, but enough to raise the stakes of losing and get everyone competitive and have a fun/scary sense of anticipation.

No way any lawyer would allow this game to exist though.

No yeah I don't buy shit I can't afford that's just silly. All I have is just GitS figurines.

If she had other references to use she probably wouldn't be a mangaka.

No idea.

A ton of female artists use their own proportions for their shit. I've noticed that a lot actually. It's gross when uggos do it, but when the gooks do it it's like hey buddy.

Goddamn

Hey buddy

get those cartoons off your arms

no

Is fapping to her work a proper way of saying thanks?

A Horror game and Peripheral combo.

The horror game should be something bizarre and fucked up, go fucking wild with it and the peripheral is a VR headset with a face mask attachment that once connected to the computer slowly releases DMT into your nose.

YES
I wish they had one of these in the states.
I will never visit japan to compliment my favorite artists.
A bunch of them are women.
This hurts me.

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Don't worry, they don't want to talk to a fag like you anyway.

Neither do I, but thet works speak for itself. It's usually men who write vanilla stuff, so it's usually men I follow. The only exception is Agatha, and I'm not sure if it's a man or a woman.

I mean, I think it counts. I remember this being talked about on pawn stars, too. they said that the earlier versions output a higher voltage, I think.

I could do the highest setting on that. I should have sued.

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I would make a game that comes with a peripheral that you put your cock and balls into, and then you play a game fighting sexy cannibals for blowjobs. If you pick the wrong cannibal she bites yo dick off and the peripheral with cut yo dick off.

You can just go to Thailand and get the same results.

Chromatic Aberration Goggles. Makes every game look like MvCi.

I could never beat Legend of Hero Tonma at the arcades, and I probably sunk millions into it.

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wow I remember this. I think I did it once and fagged out. that machine scared me as a kid, although today i think the design is pretty cool.

congrats

Didnt it come out that the evolution part of the game was supposed to be far more expansive and more of the game? I remember this being hyped so much and then getting to the space part in about two seconds and thinking the controls were fucking terrible and the gameplay shit.

What was it user?

And then the DRM gets cracked and the right config for it gets posted to WineHQ. What did you really expect, user?

How do you find the Gondola you like with filenames like that? Mine are always either descriptive or have another joke in the title.

Fighting game that only has circle inputs.

A microchip in your skull that activates pain receptors in your brain every time you compare something to Dark Souls

A device for MMO players that randomly administers an electric shock when an item above a certain threshold of rarity is obtained. The severity of the shock increases with the rarity of the item.

I dub it the Superintendent Chalmers Box, the anti-thesis of the Skinner Box.

What? There's nothing wrong with the link.

There are much worse.

Exhentai randomly blocks a lot of galleries for me I think it's because I'm living in Japan right now

Oh, hi there, Kay Four Nine.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

He didn't even post a pentagram input.

死

JESUS

hoe the fuck is the pretzel hand crippling user

Arcana Heart 3 and Aquapazza have some tough inputs but Arcana Heart is silly.

About that final hit in the last image. It's a 1 frame window. Hitting it can OHKO the enemy when in Extend Force (temporary power-up mode) I love Arcana Heart.

I did some google-fu. I think it was a just a hired model.

how many years of wizard training do you have?

A dildo controller which grows spikes and shocks your anus whenever you're hit.

A little device that peels your toenail up whenever you ragequit an online game. Force people to stop being shitters.

Skyrim. Every time I rub one out to my Skyrim girl, someone has to kill themself.

I don't rub it out much these days, though, after "the accident"

just play Dark Souls 2

Back in the 80s or early 90s, in this one bar, they had a game table with pong on it. Coming out of the top of the table, about 18" from the joystick, was a metal rod. In order to play, you and a friend had to grasp the metal rod and duel. Each time you got scored on, you would receive an electric shock that got progressively worse, and lasted longer, depending on how badly you were losing. If you let go of the handle, your joystick cut out and you lost. The game continued until one of you quit do to pain, there was no set score you had to reach. It was awesome, I just wish I knew what it was called, or where to find it. It was very similar to your painstation video, except with electricity, not that gay flogging mechanism.

That sounds fucking amazing.
What other one-handed competitive games would work with this system?

SMELL THAT AIR!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PainStation

If the quest of wizardry starts at 18, then I'm 7 years into my training. I still have a long way to go.

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bump I was looking for this thread for this particular post and its replies