Splatoon Thread:Rapebagging Edition

SQUIDBAGGING = TEABAGGING = POOR SPORTSMENSHIP

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came here for the pearl porn. where is it and why isn't it being dumped yet?

CUNTBOYS

That pink floyd pun hurts,as a pink floyd fan.

You're luck increases proportionally with the amount of squidbagging you do. If nobody squidbags in salmon run you will wipe. This is absolute fact.

tfw not a cboy

why are you doing this?

That nigger has been in these threads from day one.

I mean, it's mostly tradition at this point.

HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
We got to 16!

bump

I feel like they've made Arowana Mall too safe and casual friendly with these changes.

The time has come and so have I.

I agree. It's a shame, too. Was good for toughening up fresh squids

Octolings are superior and learn to link to the old thread user

Rate my squid

fuccboi/10

Squigest/10

Squigger/10
IGottaHaveMoreBellHat/10

what the fuck is a gherkin

a pickle or a penis depending on who you ask

Sauce?

This is the american splatfest right?

Splatoon Thread: American Edition Part2

Delicate Sound of Thunder is probably your favorite album.

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Its passable but also doesnt contain any actual gender tf

TEABAGGING IS A TIME HONORED TRADITION IN COMPETITIVE MULTIPLAYER VIDYA YOU SALTY BABY SQUID

thanks

Dear Marina, you're hot, but please get some taste. Pickles on burgers are fucking disgusting.
t. Someone who wants to make Marina into a wife.

One who wants a squigger as wife has no right to criticize the taste of others.

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What a racist user, She's a Octoling not a Inkling.

She likes those sour, stinky pickles, eh?

Welp, looks like Marina's already lost.

While I'm not fond of them, myself, I'm pretty sure most people eat pickle chips on burgers. Fast food chains put them on, by default, for a reason.

Lewd squid kids

DAMMIT GAY COMMUNITY

When fags complain about "pedophilia" in the splatoon "community", do they mean actual pedophiles trying to diddle kiddies that play the game or people who want to fuck squid lolis? The former is understandable, the latter is fucking retarded.

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Would you people PLEASE unfuck yourselves long enough to continue your original drawings every once in a while? FUCK.

are you going to pay me 500$ a drawing if i do?

:^)

The fuck did I walk into…

Also, do the two of you pair up a lot? Do you choose weapons that compliment each other? Do you do a lot of coordination via the mumble, or is it just for shit/ink talking? What game modes have these been in league? I have a friend who I coordinated fairly well with at our play level, but we both regressed dramatically from not playing. I really ought to get a kindred squid, myself.

here.
Also…

Well, it was a fun game for a little while.

The only people to play with will be the kind of faggots who pay to play online too.

Splatoon 1's servers online is still free and online last I checked.

Bump

Squid friends,

I've been trying to git gud with brushes lately, and I came to an unfortunate realization: I like the inkbrush better than the octobrush. I feel the inkbrush kills just as fast, as the damage is forced to be more consistent due to its lack of range, the mobility is an okay trade off for it being a four hit splat weapon, and I like the sub and special better than the octobrush. I still think it's absolute trash, though. I can ambush somebody, start swinging like a madman, and have enemy squids turn around and kill me outright, and not even exchange. This weapon is trash, but I'm having a lot of fun with it. Now what do I do?

This is why I should carry the rainmaker more

For starters, hit and run. You're not going to win in a fair fight against anyone with a decent weapon who can aim, so don't make it a fair fight. Your brush allows you to move faster than most anyone - not to mention, you'll have left a long trail of ink behind you that you can use to get away at high speed. Consider Ninja Squid so they can't figure out where you are.

Also, use your team. A brush's best advantage is the extreme speed with which you can draw lines that your friends can squid down to get around the map fast. Keep dashing around and connecting previously inked areas, or make a quick dash out into enemy territory and come back. If an enemy comes chasing you, they'll run into your friends. Your brush may not win in a one-on-one, but you can splat someone if you've got cover fire from two other guys.

Stack Special Gauge Up modifiers on your clothing so you can get your Splashdown ready faster. You may not be having much luck ambushing people with just your brush attack, but popping up behind someone and activating a Splashdown will really ruin your day. (Or better yet, using your superior speed to get to a high vantage point, jumping above them, and THEN popping the Splashdown.)

Less flashy but just as effective: stack Subweapon Ink Use Down modifiers. Your brush may do lousy damage by itself, but it can finish someone off if you start your ambush by splatbombing them (or chuck one at them while you're running away).

Is the multiplayer still p2p in Splatoon 2?

All games will be once paid online becomes a thing in September.

I think he meant Peer-To-Peer.
(And yes, it is. And it's still unreliable as hell because the Switch uses wi-fi by default.)

Whoops.

Paid subscription services are a fucking scam.

YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!

Wait the game uses P2P and Nintendo has the balls to slap a subscription fee on it? Why the fuck are nintendrones not up in arms about this, this is a fucking scam.

Bump

has this been posted already?

I think only the sfw version.

I see you all have time to shitpost disgusting lewds, but I sure hope you saved plenty of time to play some god damned Splatoon.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

shit game, like everything else
I just masturbate to videogames nowadays, why bother playing them and dissapointing myself

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I don't read moonrunes, but is it a Direct on Feb 10?

A gherkin is a pickle.

How the fuck do you not know what a pickle is?

I see a newfag who's never gotten to the food level in Earthworm Jim 3D.

It's a trailer for a live concert featuring Pearl and Marina that's being held on the 10th, same day as the upcoming Pickle/No Pickle Splatfest.

its a live concert, you rube. holowaifus, etc.

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Why is the notmiiverse so much worse than in Splatoon 1?
Is it just that the shitposters from splatoon 1 gave up or don't own switches, or did more tumblrites buy switches?

no text posts, raising the bar of entry to exclude anyone not willing to spend an hour or more on a doodle
no feedback on your uploads. no way to even see your own posts in-game. no archive, no anything. you just spit a picture into the ether, lost like some kind of tibetan monk sand painting. a lot of people want asspats of some kind.
More people buying switches overall lowers the average quality for reasons I don't fully understand.

This big time. I created a Twitter specifically for drawings for this game. I advertise my Twitter handle on all of my drawings in hopes that somebody either comments or follows me, so I at least know somebody, anybody at all can see my drawings. I was getting a single follower every drawing the first few drawings, and then eventually, no feedback, whatsoever. I'm not the greatest artist, but I'm definitely better than a lot of shit I'm seeing out there. Where are my asspats?

yes

Post em here

Alright. Here's a collage of what I've done over the last couple of months with my twitter handle edited out.

i thought you wanted people to view your stuff,cmon

@splatbon

>>/out/

i bet you like pineapple on pizza

How do you fuck up a caption that much. It’s “Ink me up inside” and a “SPLAT ME” if you want to continue it.

those sound like sex innuendos

2月10日開催!「ハイカライブ 2018」練習風景
2月10日 = February 10th
開催 = 【かいさい】 (n,vs) holding a meeting; opening an exhibition; hosting (e.g. the Olympics)
ハイカラ = (adj-na,n,adj-no) (1) stylish; smart; fashionable
イブ = (n) eve (esp. Christmas Eve); the night before
練習 =【れんしゅう】 (n,vs) practice
風景 =【ふうけい】 (n,adj-no) (1) scenery; scene; landscape; view; sight;


It sounds like a live practice session for the concert, but I'm pretty rusty with my moon runes. "February 10th Exhibition! "Fashionable Eve 2018" Practice Viewing!"

I think my progress is slowing

Around 400 or so is my limit with a good weapon selection. With a bad one, I get my super bonuses and get the fuck out of there.

Aerosprayfags BTFO

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Whats wrong with the aerospray? I like using it

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Rapid fire guns are usually shunned because they're easy for anyone to pick up and use semi-competently. Same with brushes. I feel your pain though, I love the Sploosh-o-matic.

I think it's a jew lie.

congrats you wash your dick more than once a week.

but I don't

I saw that user.

At least I got dubs

It's a commonly used early level weapon for turf war. It's good for one thing only: coverage. Basically, when people pick it, it means they can't aim and they don't want to learn to play. You might be the exception, but it's a faggot's weapon.

Really? I'm trying to learn brushes, and I find them much harder to use than rollers and basic bitch shooters. I feel they can't kill fast enough, their coverage is much to be desired, and they're only useful in specific situations. I'm in the learning phase right now, though, so I may be missing something.

I'm going to continue winning Turfwar with the aerospray. Try not to get too salty when your team loses everytime.

Joke's on you, I don't even play Splatoon anymore. ;_;

>thinking everyone isn't trying to ruthlessly impede the Japanese menace in ranked mode

Did they finally add cross-region play to S2 ranked, or are you talking about league mode?

I was actually talking about Splatoon 1 in this case, I haven't had a chance to play S2 in so long

Damnit user.

You will in Turfwar. No weapon can push like the aerospray.

Cross-region play exists in 2, the matchmaking just prioritizes region over MMR so you rarely get placed with people outside of your region.
It's a good decision given the garbage netcode in 2, the lag has been much more painful on the few occasions I've played with Japs.

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I just like the aerospray for the coverage and the ambush style of gameplay with it. I used to hate it in the first game, but now I really like it.

Does anyone have advice for clothes? I so far have been using one main ink usage down, one sub ink usage down, and one ink gather up. I might replace the sub ink usage down for squid speed or ink absorbtion. I was planning on making some of my sub abilities squid speed up and that ability to increase the speed of gaining your special.

Interesting, this is the first I've heard of that. Still not ideal, especially with the shit netcode, but maybe I'll pick up S2 eventually.

I can't say much, as it's been a minute on Spla2n but since my weapon setup is the vanilla blaster (rest in peace, disruptor) my goal has been being able to use the cloud sub weapon and then about 4 shots of blaster (enough for me to handle 1 MAYBE 2 squids before needing a recharge) so far my priority has been pushing for my sub saver and then main saver, not sure what else I should go with, maybe swim speed

I was thinking of using ninja squid even, but I hear so many conflicting things about it that I do not know. I might replace the sub usage down with swim speed.

The Aerospray does the least amount of damage of any gun in game. I would let the brush guys ambush. You should be working to get that special up so you can use it. That is singlehandedly the only reason the aerospray is good.

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I haven't used Ninja squid at like all when. Just have 3 subs or a main for swim speed does me justice. Also slowly tilting the control stick helps not reveal the ripple when swimming.

A pickle is called a pickle. I don't what wacky tabacky backwards ass country you come from but pickles are not called gherkins

lol fag

One thing I truly love about splatoon is that it causes anons to argue over almost anything.

nice photoshop skills nigger

I hate to get myself into this conversation, but I'm half asleep. It's real.

i believe ninja squid got nerfed a lil but its still very useful. but you're probably gonna need to slot in some serious swim speed to really make use of it (and to counteract its speed debuff). basically, if you're gonna use it, you gotta commit to using it. its good for positioning and ambushing. i usually use it with the inkbrush and bamboozler to great effect.

my only complaint is that it doesnt work when you're on walls.

Just stop, he's not gonna suck your dick

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Reported for being too stupid to be allowed to post here. You’re obviously fellating gherkins every night and the stevia has sterilized you.

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Played it maybe twice, was fun but I have zero desire to play it ever again. Really wish I didn't buy it buit there isn't really anything else on the Ditch.

But seriously, just get gud. I've been matched against some mean ass low levels

nut

cume

yes
why is squid dancing so cute

Dropped

This can't possibly be the highest quality official image of Off the Hook, is it? The Squid Sisters had such a higher resolution transparent png.

I think ハイカライブ is a pun on ハイカラ, Inkopolis's Japanese name, and ライブ. Just like シオカライブ, for シオカラ.

>used to hate Off the Hook because it felt like a cheap knock-off, especially Pearl for being a rapper
>now they're both growing on me
I don't even know how to feel about this.

Splatfest Alert!

NA's February Splatfest is approaching. Love vs Money is back, but now it's Money vs Love! What a shocking turn of events! The Exclamation Points continue!!!
Pearl continues to fetishize mayonnaise. Marina implies Pearl is ronery. Perhaps she fills the semen shaped hole in her vacuous, womanly heart with mayonnaise? There's no pickles up in there, from what I've heard.

Maybe they realize that no one likes these ugly fucks. Surely it's purely a coincidence that when Treehouse gets involved in the development, you get an annoying squigger that stupid faggtos fall for and some white goblin that was blatantly deliberately made to be ugly in order to make the squigger look more appealing in comparison.

Haven't they already done love, and money before? Didn't money win by a landslide?

No, last time love won because the devs were still cheating for callie

Splatoon has an absolutely abysmal tick-rate of 16hz. Old PC shooters were commonly between 60 and 100. That's the netcode lingo of how many times per second your Switch will report multiplayer actions to the servers, and other players. This most importantly includes your weapon's shots. In a game like this with a shit tick rate, the higher your weapon's rate of fire is, the better off you are. You can get more damage into the spaces between ticks (the network reporting that damage has happened). If the aerospray, and a slower-firing weapon, kill each other in approximately the same amount of time, the aerospray is gonna come out on top because its damage got calculated first, and the aerospray user will either die noticeably later than the other guy, or not die at all because the server received the slower weapon's shots a few ticks after the aerospray's, and didn't pass them on to the aerospray user since his opponent had already died at that point. I'm probably not explaining this very well but it's legitimate, google tick rate if you care to. It's usually responsible for "bullshit" moments where you know you should have won an encounter but the game says you didn't.

Popped in Splatoon on the Wii U and got instant rooms but much more connection instability than I expected. Nowhere near pre splatfest levels of issue, only got kicked from a game or two, but just about every game I got a notification.

you should be feeling an intense desire to give a certain forehead goblin a deep and loving internal massage?
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Also I couldn't get my switch Ethernet adapter to work on my Wii U. I know the Wii U one works for the switch, do I just need to fuck with it some more? Or is it a fucked cause?

fucked up one of em

In what fucking dimension are squid kids monster girls?

awful

people read tags?

Only if I'm unsure if there's some nasty shit in it. I didn't want to start reading it and then suddenly pearl grows a three foot long dick.

Enjoy your fat bald NTR

Go play in the water

GET IN HERE!
We can do private matches if we get two more people

You're right, they're actually furry.

I just got a Switch like, a week ago despite not wanting to give Nintendo money. Is it too late to get this game since paid online may or may not ruin it?

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Quality shop


The fuck?

Got till September before they start their paid online.

Lets hope they add some dedicated servers

You've got at least until September until paid online becomes a thing, and they may just push it back again because Nintendo has no idea what the fuck they're doing. Buy the game and come join us on the Mumble. We can give you some pointers, do some private matches, and just fool around. We'd be happy to have you here. There are a couple of new players, so you won't be completely outclassed or anything.

Top tier bantz, m8

EU Splatfest Results are in
Gherk-Offs win.

Oh shit new stage and new weapon

we playin B-Ball and dodge rolling 4 times

Another landslide win for the forehead goblin.

They also just held the Koshien 2018 tournament. GG BoyZ won and got squid trophies and controllers.
Additionally, Off the Hook Amiibos were announced alongside Goby Arena and the long-awaited Dark Tetra Dualies.
Japan had a holowaifu concert with Off the Hook as well.

Good. Regardless of the idiots who don't even know what a gherkin is, I don't like pickles on a burger. The vinegar overpowers the whole thing.
Top tier basic burger:
Burg
Cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Mayo
Ketchup
Mustard

Specialty burgers with weird stuff on them are a separate argument and fine by me, but pickles ruin the basic burger.

Just like with the pineapple on pizza Splatfest, patrician taste wins again.


I wonder if going through the basketball nets as a squid will make confetti appear just like with the basketball net in Splatoon 1's shooting range?

No the toppest of tier burgers is
Toasted bun
Fried onion strings(not grilled or roasted)
Barbecue sauce on the sweet side
It's fucking delicious. I do agree pickles on a burger are terrible though. I like my pickles cold, and crunchy.

Marina is a burger pleb.

I drew another plaza drawing for the lobby.

Whoops. Forgot to attach the eye circles.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

1v1 me faggot

enjoy your burger that falls apart after 2 bites, faggot.
though yeah pickles fucking suck

Thus, Pearl's unbroken European Splatfest record continues.
The only possible exceptions to Mayonnaise Gremlin's dominance are the Testfire (in which the North American and EU/AUS/NZ results were combined) and the Action vs.Comedy one (where results were combined worldwide).

Tips for Grinding the perfect gear

Order off other S+ players when they have triple slots

-Obtain drinks
-Salmon run grind
-if you have 2/3 slots of matching gear save those abilities for the 30 chunks

Niceeee

Don't forget pearl lost the sci-fi vs fantasy match to.

That was NA.
Pearl has won all of the EU exclusive Splatfests, but has lost some of the global Splatfests where EU was combined with NA and JP. This means that Pearl has completely dominated the inane and mundane topics provided by NoE.

I find it odd that they combine some, but not all, of the Splatfests. Ice Cream vs Cake was combined, two regions with one result. Flight vs Invisibility was combined, two regions with one result. Action vs Comedy was combined, three regions with one result. Mayo vs Ketchup was not combined, so it had three separate results (which all favored Pearl)

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We've got 2 in mumble right now. Come in for Salmon Run, League, and maybe private battles later.

You'd be shot acting like that round where I'm from

splatoon.nintendo.com/news-video/starter-edition-coming-march-16/

I think you mean:
Though, bbq burgers are really the best burgers to exist.


I have to wonder how each region decides who has which side.

The sticker sheets are nice, though. I like it when you get some extra stuff with your game for the regular price.

BUN

Splatoon Thread: Hamburgers.

Top-tier burger:
Provolone or mozz
Crisp lettuce; no weak shit
Mushrooms
Steak sauce
Pickles
Egg

Fuck tomatoes

Mushrooms are piles of mold, why do people eat them?

Put the onions in the meat
Form patty
Worcestershire and seasonings for a while
slap it around
Grill. Slow n Low

I just wanted to talk about Splatoon. 🤔

>I just want to do x

Okay. What's your opinion on people who can't stick with just one or two weapons and likes to use a lot of different weapons? I like shooters, sloshers, and brushes, and still feel I'm not a versatile enough player. I think most people use at most three different weapons at any given time. What do you like to use?

I see you are a man of taste, too.

They’re not, but keep telling yourself that.

When will they buff blasters? My poking tool is totally outclassed by literally everything, and don't get me started on how much they nerfed jumpshots, they might as well fire at a 90 degree angle for all the accuracy it has, I need those clear shots for quick kills or I have to line up two o even three shots to take out one squid. It really needs 100% accuracy at all time to keep up with the brella, roller, shooter, and charger. Come on Nintendo, we really need a buff here, the only people playing this weapon are dedicated fans of its unique playstyle but we can't hold out forever.

Indeed. Blasters just can't hold a candle to other weapons in the game. Sometimes, I like to play blasters just to fool around. They really ought to buff them so they're viable. Come on, Nintendo. Make blasters better.

Dualie N-Zap when?

I cant tell if this is shitposting or something out of a fever dream

Blasters don't need a buff lmao. Hell I use the range blaster and

whaddup

I'm fine with em
Depends on the map but I try to use all the weapons consistently
I think you might be a little generous with your estimate. Keeping the audience in mind, I'd wager most players have one main with a backup for certain levels or if they're getting their shit kicked in.

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That's like saying salads are just piles of tree.

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official version

0/10.
-10/10.

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are you the guy making that Medli model as well?

Marie needs bigger ink sacks.

Why are you faggots playing a casual children's game? Grow up.

WEW

Team (((Money))) can't win this next splatfest…

Jews always win, my fellow anonymous poster.

haha holy shit are you still here?

yeah but i kinda abandoned it

I am perfectly fine and not upset by this at all

So I haven't played in a while, I think when that basketball mode was introduced. How is balance?

I would say it's balanced for the most part, but it has a few issues because teammates will often be off alone gathering clams and you have to rely on them being good enough to at least get away, probably a little more than usual. Your major frustration will come from noticing that the enemy team will always seem to group with 2 super clams and about 16 spare clams, all barreling towards your goal with four specials and you're all alone to fight it all off.

I'm not even a squigger-lover, but I love pickles on my burger. Some onion with it too.

Are you also the guy making the Hat Kid model?

Whats with all you racists in this thread, Marina is a Octoling not an Inkling.

filthy fucking octos do not belong in inkopolis.
send them back to the sewers. build the manhole cover.

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Feeling that titty-envy pretty hard, aren't you?

Sending them back won't help if your women chase after BOT

Enjoy your leftovers.

nope
is there a lewd one?

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Slosher deco lookin pretty cleannnn

Let the best team win

We need one more person on Team Love in the mumble to do team splatfest
GET ING HERE

Holy shit the new Shifty has Ink cannons!

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This is the best map ever!
I love this Shifty Station!
It is the best!

Damn it, Con/Kero/Barrel, go to bed.

post yfw you see the DSP of Splatoon get carried to splatfest victories by clanfaggots who put up with him for some unknown reason

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and even I know that Marie is best girl, you only need to look at her for like three seconds and it's pretty clear. People who like Pearl are shitters

Does this game have a "lengthy" single player like with the first game?

better question: how has this game improved since the first?

It's significantly longer than the first game. There are also many more weapon types available. It's not horribly long, but it's miles ahead of the first game.

Some balance changes. Not all are good. They eliminated damage up and defense up abilities, made some other abilities kind of worthless. The game isn't full of Luna Blaster quick respawn pieces of shit anymore. There are a couple more game modes. Salmon Run is really fun, and very unique to the rest of the game. Clam Blitz is passable. It's not the best mode, but I like it better than Turf War and Splat Zones. There are a few more weapon types, namely, umbrella, dualies, and squeezer. It's not all improvements, but I like it better than Splatoon 1.

Any other questions?

outside of whether it's worth buying a switch or not, not really. thanks

marie > pearl > marina > callie

Marina is colored like poop she is the worst

How'd they fuck up matchmaking so bad every single match during splatfest?
Also these communication errors are happening every fourth match, it's insane, whereas normally I get one a night maybe
Fuck this shit, I'll resume playing once Shitfest is over

Agreed, octonogs get out

DOUSE THE OCTARIANS
INK WAR NOW

Yes. Come play on the Mumble with us.

Maybe when a bundle goes on sale.

(Heil!)
TOXIC MIST THE OCTOS
TERFWAR NOW!

OH MY GOD THERE'S CANNONS

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The goyim don't stand a chance

I miss cannons now.
Also holy shit all mystery weapons in salmon run

Salmon run is on fire

5 in Mumble. One more and we can do private battles.

Man I sure do love my Custom Range Blaster

Toxic mist yourself

This is a pain I know too well.

Splatfest results are in

NA's Money vs Love Splatfest is over, but love isn't over.

THREAD THEME BABY

Money grubbing kike squids get the gas.

t. nigger lover

t. jew

Why is it that the best girl choices in splatfests always has the choices that almost everyone will agree with? What is the science behind this?

Splatfest is rigged because marina is a nigger and the niggers will chimp out if she loses

Niggers don't play Splatoon

They don't buy comics either, didn't stop them

Yeah, this backwards ass country called America.

Sorry most people chose love.

Octarians need to be removed completely.

Gay.

What about ThatSRBDude?

Because Pearl is perfect.

Gonna miss that Salmon Run rotation.
It was so much fun and i broke my personal record.
To bad i`m still shit and will never get 999

Congratulations! You are now King Nigger

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Bump

7 Hats with Comeback Ability
I think thats enough.
Is there more?

I'll try to jump on the Mumble tonight. k thnx

Ayy got gold last Twin squad rotation

Nice.

Squid friends,

How does team pairing work in ranked? As somebody who is personally sitting at around power level 2000 or so during splatfests, I'm noticing that my team power level is always generally pretty low. As in 1400-1600 low. Are they pairing me up with a bunch of power level 1300s and do they try to even the power levels for the match itself? If so, the game is purposely matching me with the worst players to make it "fair". I'm noticing that more often than not, my team really doesn't seem to know what it's doing, but that may just be because I'm in the lower ranks.

Also, don't use the splat charger if you're level 10 and don't know how to play the game. Nobody wants you on the team for ranked. You're a negative contribution.

In ranked or well splatfests your case
its basically wages in your wins, kills, and contribution to the team(assist kills are one of them)

S+ Players will always get a head start in the 2000's rage

A B C Below go from 1800 to 1300

The 7/7 TBD meter when finished will factor all that in

even if you do bad and win 5 out of 7 games you'll still be higher with the S+ grade that you have in any game mode

So, does splatfest power level relate to ranked power level? Is it character based, or is it mode based? For example, I jumped through the B ranks yesterday on rainmaker and splat zones, and our team's power level was consistently lower. It was around 1400 to 1600. So, is my power level as a B rank, who barely touched the game mode within that range, or is it the same as my splatfest power level, around 2000, and I'm being paired with especially low power levels for the rank to even out the teams? Or is it neither?

Splatfest power is different than ranked power

Ranked power means the general whose power scaled in the room from B- to B+ and it just means the general skill level in the room

Splatfest power is just its going to place who you are paired with even if you're paired with shitty B rankers. (Think of it as Leauge battle rankings)

Thanks for the info. So, ultimately, that leads to my last question: Why are my teams so damn stupid?

They dont lab or try new strats.

Anyone playing this weekend? I have no life and need digital squid validation.

I am probably

Just brushing up on my aim

Well, you're a better shot than me.

It`s a Holiday.
How will you spend your time with your woomy?

By telling her it's over between us and I'm dating the much hotter Octoling girl instead.(Unless it's Marie or Pearl)

According to Wikipedia, the gherkin is the type of cucumber used to make pickles. That said, no self-respecting American thinks of anything but these disgusting-ass sweet things when the name is brought up: >>14291598
Poor localization.


I love the taste of vinegar, it complements my personality.

can you introduce me to your woomy?
tell me something about her.

What a nightmare. Once I hit B rank, it turned out to be much, much better. Am I playing with retarded children again?

OH BUDDY the decent players are S and Above

LOL

I'm not looking for good players. I'm looking for players who aren't drooling all over their controllers.

I played Clam Blitz today.

I drew a quick picture because I was bored.

How would you rate a teammate who jumps infront of you with a brella?

Fine if he doesn't block the shots with his body

There aren't enough run speeds for me to get out of that embarresment

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please tell me you don't mean me

I'm not naming names again.
:^)

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Nani?!

You don't know nann nigga

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NEW PATCH INCOMING, WE GOT NOTES
I'll make a short transcription

Main Weapons
Aerospray: leaves more ink droplets per shot, so each bullet will ink more turf essentially
.52 Gal: more accurate at start, stays accurate longer
Jet Squelcher: more accurate while jumping, by about 20%
Clash Blaster: time between shots reduced by two frames
L3 Nozzlenose: shots travel faster
H3 Nozzlenose: no inaccuracy while jumping, bullets ink ground more
Carbon Roller: horizontal flick killzone distance increased by about 35%
E-Liter: shot speed increased
Mini Splatling: time until ink recover after firing reduced by ten frames
Hydra Splatling: now fires 25% longer
Dualie Squelchers: More accurate in default firing mode by about 20%
Undercover Brella: inks more turf per shot

Sub Weapons
Beakons: Enemies that are near beakons will be revealed on the map

Special Weapons
Tenta Missiles: you can target while in squid form, you'll still be a kid while firing
Inkjet: more responsive
Baller: more responsive
Splashdown: lol you actually thought it was going to get changed?

Some weapons had their "points to special" changed.
Custom Splattershot Jr. w/Ink Storm: 190 down to 180
.96 Gal w/Ink Armor: 200 down to 190
Gold Dynamo Roller: 200 down to 190
Splat Roller/Hero Roller w/Splashdown: 170 up to 180
Slosher Deco w/Baller: 190 up to 200

Salmon Run now has more named ranks beyond Profreshional where 100, 200, 300, and 400 were; and will tell you when you've reached peak difficulty

A few other changes…
-can't jump as high on an enemy sponge
-ink rail on Mako Mart Rainmaker is changed slightly
-the Splatzones on Walleye Warehouse and Shellendorf Institute now inclde the tops of some objects in the zone
-fixed a glitch where you could dodge roll through a brella shield
-fixed a glitch where there could be two rainmakers on the field
-fixed a glitch with bars getting cracked when losing after teammates dc hopefully it works this time

Time to make a new thread I got this

Post link when done

Thanks, weeg

new thread

FUG