How fresh are you? How ranked are you? How salty are you? How memed are you?
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Its passable but also doesnt contain any actual gender tf
Brayden Price
TEABAGGING IS A TIME HONORED TRADITION IN COMPETITIVE MULTIPLAYER VIDYA YOU SALTY BABY SQUID
Gabriel Gomez
thanks
Lincoln Cooper
Dear Marina, you're hot, but please get some taste. Pickles on burgers are fucking disgusting. t. Someone who wants to make Marina into a wife.
Alexander Campbell
One who wants a squigger as wife has no right to criticize the taste of others.
Owen Hughes
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Gavin Jackson
What a racist user, She's a Octoling not a Inkling.
Noah Evans
She likes those sour, stinky pickles, eh?
Asher Hernandez
Welp, looks like Marina's already lost.
James Ramirez
While I'm not fond of them, myself, I'm pretty sure most people eat pickle chips on burgers. Fast food chains put them on, by default, for a reason.
Jose Fisher
Lewd squid kids
Christopher Rivera
DAMMIT GAY COMMUNITY
Easton Fisher
When fags complain about "pedophilia" in the splatoon "community", do they mean actual pedophiles trying to diddle kiddies that play the game or people who want to fuck squid lolis? The former is understandable, the latter is fucking retarded.
Angel Green
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Kayden Evans
Would you people PLEASE unfuck yourselves long enough to continue your original drawings every once in a while? FUCK.
Aiden Gutierrez
are you going to pay me 500$ a drawing if i do?
Robert Bennett
:^)
Isaac Peterson
The fuck did I walk into…
Jeremiah Fisher
Also, do the two of you pair up a lot? Do you choose weapons that compliment each other? Do you do a lot of coordination via the mumble, or is it just for shit/ink talking? What game modes have these been in league? I have a friend who I coordinated fairly well with at our play level, but we both regressed dramatically from not playing. I really ought to get a kindred squid, myself.
Easton Clark
here. Also…
John Lopez
Well, it was a fun game for a little while.
Ethan Flores
The only people to play with will be the kind of faggots who pay to play online too.
Josiah Torres
Splatoon 1's servers online is still free and online last I checked.
Kevin Nelson
Bump
Kevin Thomas
Squid friends,
I've been trying to git gud with brushes lately, and I came to an unfortunate realization: I like the inkbrush better than the octobrush. I feel the inkbrush kills just as fast, as the damage is forced to be more consistent due to its lack of range, the mobility is an okay trade off for it being a four hit splat weapon, and I like the sub and special better than the octobrush. I still think it's absolute trash, though. I can ambush somebody, start swinging like a madman, and have enemy squids turn around and kill me outright, and not even exchange. This weapon is trash, but I'm having a lot of fun with it. Now what do I do?
Julian Williams
This is why I should carry the rainmaker more
Grayson Clark
For starters, hit and run. You're not going to win in a fair fight against anyone with a decent weapon who can aim, so don't make it a fair fight. Your brush allows you to move faster than most anyone - not to mention, you'll have left a long trail of ink behind you that you can use to get away at high speed. Consider Ninja Squid so they can't figure out where you are.
Also, use your team. A brush's best advantage is the extreme speed with which you can draw lines that your friends can squid down to get around the map fast. Keep dashing around and connecting previously inked areas, or make a quick dash out into enemy territory and come back. If an enemy comes chasing you, they'll run into your friends. Your brush may not win in a one-on-one, but you can splat someone if you've got cover fire from two other guys.
Stack Special Gauge Up modifiers on your clothing so you can get your Splashdown ready faster. You may not be having much luck ambushing people with just your brush attack, but popping up behind someone and activating a Splashdown will really ruin your day. (Or better yet, using your superior speed to get to a high vantage point, jumping above them, and THEN popping the Splashdown.)
Less flashy but just as effective: stack Subweapon Ink Use Down modifiers. Your brush may do lousy damage by itself, but it can finish someone off if you start your ambush by splatbombing them (or chuck one at them while you're running away).
Jackson Carter
Is the multiplayer still p2p in Splatoon 2?
William Richardson
All games will be once paid online becomes a thing in September.
Evan Gutierrez
I think he meant Peer-To-Peer. (And yes, it is. And it's still unreliable as hell because the Switch uses wi-fi by default.)
Parker Hughes
Whoops.
Anthony Howard
Paid subscription services are a fucking scam.
Brody Murphy
YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!
Angel Garcia
Wait the game uses P2P and Nintendo has the balls to slap a subscription fee on it? Why the fuck are nintendrones not up in arms about this, this is a fucking scam.
Matthew Cox
Bump
Jace Lee
has this been posted already?
Nathan Young
I think only the sfw version.
Matthew King
I see you all have time to shitpost disgusting lewds, but I sure hope you saved plenty of time to play some god damned Splatoon.
Jace Hernandez
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Anthony Evans
shit game, like everything else I just masturbate to videogames nowadays, why bother playing them and dissapointing myself
Easton Murphy
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Christopher Diaz
yes
Luis Morgan
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Asher Collins
I don't read moonrunes, but is it a Direct on Feb 10?
Joshua Cooper
A gherkin is a pickle.
How the fuck do you not know what a pickle is?
I see a newfag who's never gotten to the food level in Earthworm Jim 3D.
Adrian Perez
It's a trailer for a live concert featuring Pearl and Marina that's being held on the 10th, same day as the upcoming Pickle/No Pickle Splatfest.
Julian Ross
its a live concert, you rube. holowaifus, etc.
Jordan Gutierrez
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Brody Sanchez
Why is the notmiiverse so much worse than in Splatoon 1? Is it just that the shitposters from splatoon 1 gave up or don't own switches, or did more tumblrites buy switches?
Connor Sanchez
no text posts, raising the bar of entry to exclude anyone not willing to spend an hour or more on a doodle no feedback on your uploads. no way to even see your own posts in-game. no archive, no anything. you just spit a picture into the ether, lost like some kind of tibetan monk sand painting. a lot of people want asspats of some kind. More people buying switches overall lowers the average quality for reasons I don't fully understand.
Brandon Myers
This big time. I created a Twitter specifically for drawings for this game. I advertise my Twitter handle on all of my drawings in hopes that somebody either comments or follows me, so I at least know somebody, anybody at all can see my drawings. I was getting a single follower every drawing the first few drawings, and then eventually, no feedback, whatsoever. I'm not the greatest artist, but I'm definitely better than a lot of shit I'm seeing out there. Where are my asspats?
Levi Sanchez
yes
James Richardson
Post em here
Evan Bailey
Alright. Here's a collage of what I've done over the last couple of months with my twitter handle edited out.
Jason Green
i thought you wanted people to view your stuff,cmon
Luis Scott
@splatbon
Jack Young
>>/out/
Camden Thomas
i bet you like pineapple on pizza
Zachary Cox
How do you fuck up a caption that much. It’s “Ink me up inside” and a “SPLAT ME” if you want to continue it.
Christopher Cruz
those sound like sex innuendos
Wyatt Bailey
2月10日開催!「ハイカライブ 2018」練習風景 2月10日 = February 10th 開催 = 【かいさい】 (n,vs) holding a meeting; opening an exhibition; hosting (e.g. the Olympics) ハイカラ = (adj-na,n,adj-no) (1) stylish; smart; fashionable イブ = (n) eve (esp. Christmas Eve); the night before 練習 =【れんしゅう】 (n,vs) practice 風景 =【ふうけい】 (n,adj-no) (1) scenery; scene; landscape; view; sight;
It sounds like a live practice session for the concert, but I'm pretty rusty with my moon runes. "February 10th Exhibition! "Fashionable Eve 2018" Practice Viewing!"
Brandon Roberts
I think my progress is slowing
Adrian Jones
Around 400 or so is my limit with a good weapon selection. With a bad one, I get my super bonuses and get the fuck out of there.
Aiden Davis
Aerosprayfags BTFO
Tyler Diaz
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Jace Stewart
Whats wrong with the aerospray? I like using it
Ethan Gonzalez
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Brandon Williams
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Ian Cooper
Rapid fire guns are usually shunned because they're easy for anyone to pick up and use semi-competently. Same with brushes. I feel your pain though, I love the Sploosh-o-matic.
Joshua Turner
I think it's a jew lie.
Levi Adams
congrats you wash your dick more than once a week.
Caleb Rogers
but I don't
Oliver Gutierrez
I saw that user.
Dominic Phillips
At least I got dubs
Christian Butler
It's a commonly used early level weapon for turf war. It's good for one thing only: coverage. Basically, when people pick it, it means they can't aim and they don't want to learn to play. You might be the exception, but it's a faggot's weapon.
Really? I'm trying to learn brushes, and I find them much harder to use than rollers and basic bitch shooters. I feel they can't kill fast enough, their coverage is much to be desired, and they're only useful in specific situations. I'm in the learning phase right now, though, so I may be missing something.
Gavin Cox
I'm going to continue winning Turfwar with the aerospray. Try not to get too salty when your team loses everytime.
Hudson Thompson
Joke's on you, I don't even play Splatoon anymore. ;_;
Jose Russell
>thinking everyone isn't trying to ruthlessly impede the Japanese menace in ranked mode
Joshua Price
Did they finally add cross-region play to S2 ranked, or are you talking about league mode?
Carter Sullivan
I was actually talking about Splatoon 1 in this case, I haven't had a chance to play S2 in so long
Hudson Williams
Damnit user.
Kayden Martin
You will in Turfwar. No weapon can push like the aerospray.
Kevin Rogers
Cross-region play exists in 2, the matchmaking just prioritizes region over MMR so you rarely get placed with people outside of your region. It's a good decision given the garbage netcode in 2, the lag has been much more painful on the few occasions I've played with Japs.
Logan Bailey
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Hudson Jenkins
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David Kelly
I just like the aerospray for the coverage and the ambush style of gameplay with it. I used to hate it in the first game, but now I really like it.
Does anyone have advice for clothes? I so far have been using one main ink usage down, one sub ink usage down, and one ink gather up. I might replace the sub ink usage down for squid speed or ink absorbtion. I was planning on making some of my sub abilities squid speed up and that ability to increase the speed of gaining your special.
Jaxson Jenkins
Interesting, this is the first I've heard of that. Still not ideal, especially with the shit netcode, but maybe I'll pick up S2 eventually.
Hunter Lee
I can't say much, as it's been a minute on Spla2n but since my weapon setup is the vanilla blaster (rest in peace, disruptor) my goal has been being able to use the cloud sub weapon and then about 4 shots of blaster (enough for me to handle 1 MAYBE 2 squids before needing a recharge) so far my priority has been pushing for my sub saver and then main saver, not sure what else I should go with, maybe swim speed
Asher Roberts
I was thinking of using ninja squid even, but I hear so many conflicting things about it that I do not know. I might replace the sub usage down with swim speed.
Brayden Martin
The Aerospray does the least amount of damage of any gun in game. I would let the brush guys ambush. You should be working to get that special up so you can use it. That is singlehandedly the only reason the aerospray is good.
Brayden Carter
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Jaxson Diaz
I haven't used Ninja squid at like all when. Just have 3 subs or a main for swim speed does me justice. Also slowly tilting the control stick helps not reveal the ripple when swimming.
Thomas Evans
A pickle is called a pickle. I don't what wacky tabacky backwards ass country you come from but pickles are not called gherkins
Nathan Ortiz
lol fag
Austin Butler
One thing I truly love about splatoon is that it causes anons to argue over almost anything.
Gabriel Gray
nice photoshop skills nigger
Brayden Ramirez
I hate to get myself into this conversation, but I'm half asleep. It's real.
Ryder Phillips
i believe ninja squid got nerfed a lil but its still very useful. but you're probably gonna need to slot in some serious swim speed to really make use of it (and to counteract its speed debuff). basically, if you're gonna use it, you gotta commit to using it. its good for positioning and ambushing. i usually use it with the inkbrush and bamboozler to great effect.
my only complaint is that it doesnt work when you're on walls.
Carter Nelson
Just stop, he's not gonna suck your dick
Elijah Brown
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Connor Morales
Reported for being too stupid to be allowed to post here. You’re obviously fellating gherkins every night and the stevia has sterilized you.
Colton Gray
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Justin King
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Brody King
Played it maybe twice, was fun but I have zero desire to play it ever again. Really wish I didn't buy it buit there isn't really anything else on the Ditch.
Connor Howard
But seriously, just get gud. I've been matched against some mean ass low levels
Thomas Jones
nut
Owen Baker
cume
Oliver Ramirez
yes why is squid dancing so cute
Camden Long
Dropped
Ryan Lee
This can't possibly be the highest quality official image of Off the Hook, is it? The Squid Sisters had such a higher resolution transparent png.
Cooper Richardson
I think ハイカライブ is a pun on ハイカラ, Inkopolis's Japanese name, and ライブ. Just like シオカライブ, for シオカラ.
Julian Scott
>used to hate Off the Hook because it felt like a cheap knock-off, especially Pearl for being a rapper >now they're both growing on me I don't even know how to feel about this.
Lincoln Williams
Splatfest Alert!
NA's February Splatfest is approaching. Love vs Money is back, but now it's Money vs Love! What a shocking turn of events! The Exclamation Points continue!!! Pearl continues to fetishize mayonnaise. Marina implies Pearl is ronery. Perhaps she fills the semen shaped hole in her vacuous, womanly heart with mayonnaise? There's no pickles up in there, from what I've heard.
Oliver Perry
Maybe they realize that no one likes these ugly fucks. Surely it's purely a coincidence that when Treehouse gets involved in the development, you get an annoying squigger that stupid faggtos fall for and some white goblin that was blatantly deliberately made to be ugly in order to make the squigger look more appealing in comparison.
Tyler Myers
Haven't they already done love, and money before? Didn't money win by a landslide?
Leo Parker
No, last time love won because the devs were still cheating for callie
Charles Brown
Splatoon has an absolutely abysmal tick-rate of 16hz. Old PC shooters were commonly between 60 and 100. That's the netcode lingo of how many times per second your Switch will report multiplayer actions to the servers, and other players. This most importantly includes your weapon's shots. In a game like this with a shit tick rate, the higher your weapon's rate of fire is, the better off you are. You can get more damage into the spaces between ticks (the network reporting that damage has happened). If the aerospray, and a slower-firing weapon, kill each other in approximately the same amount of time, the aerospray is gonna come out on top because its damage got calculated first, and the aerospray user will either die noticeably later than the other guy, or not die at all because the server received the slower weapon's shots a few ticks after the aerospray's, and didn't pass them on to the aerospray user since his opponent had already died at that point. I'm probably not explaining this very well but it's legitimate, google tick rate if you care to. It's usually responsible for "bullshit" moments where you know you should have won an encounter but the game says you didn't.
Dominic Campbell
Popped in Splatoon on the Wii U and got instant rooms but much more connection instability than I expected. Nowhere near pre splatfest levels of issue, only got kicked from a game or two, but just about every game I got a notification.
Ryan Robinson
you should be feeling an intense desire to give a certain forehead goblin a deep and loving internal massage? exhentai.org/g/1167799/ea02a1fda2/
Jaxon Moore
Also I couldn't get my switch Ethernet adapter to work on my Wii U. I know the Wii U one works for the switch, do I just need to fuck with it some more? Or is it a fucked cause?
Nathaniel Perry
fucked up one of em
Juan Williams
In what fucking dimension are squid kids monster girls?
Jason Johnson
awful
Lincoln Sanders
people read tags?
Wyatt Hall
Only if I'm unsure if there's some nasty shit in it. I didn't want to start reading it and then suddenly pearl grows a three foot long dick.
Liam James
Enjoy your fat bald NTR
Charles Howard
Go play in the water
Angel Morales
GET IN HERE! We can do private matches if we get two more people
Easton Price
You're right, they're actually furry.
Brandon Thompson
I just got a Switch like, a week ago despite not wanting to give Nintendo money. Is it too late to get this game since paid online may or may not ruin it?
Brandon Ramirez
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Liam White
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Easton Williams
Quality shop
The fuck?
Hudson Gonzalez
Got till September before they start their paid online.
Lets hope they add some dedicated servers
Dylan Jones
You've got at least until September until paid online becomes a thing, and they may just push it back again because Nintendo has no idea what the fuck they're doing. Buy the game and come join us on the Mumble. We can give you some pointers, do some private matches, and just fool around. We'd be happy to have you here. There are a couple of new players, so you won't be completely outclassed or anything.
Michael Perez
Top tier bantz, m8
Jeremiah Bailey
EU Splatfest Results are in Gherk-Offs win.
Nolan Moore
Oh shit new stage and new weapon
we playin B-Ball and dodge rolling 4 times
Hudson Morales
Another landslide win for the forehead goblin.
Jeremiah Johnson
They also just held the Koshien 2018 tournament. GG BoyZ won and got squid trophies and controllers. Additionally, Off the Hook Amiibos were announced alongside Goby Arena and the long-awaited Dark Tetra Dualies. Japan had a holowaifu concert with Off the Hook as well.
Hunter Edwards
Good. Regardless of the idiots who don't even know what a gherkin is, I don't like pickles on a burger. The vinegar overpowers the whole thing. Top tier basic burger: Burg Cheese Lettuce Tomato Mayo Ketchup Mustard
Specialty burgers with weird stuff on them are a separate argument and fine by me, but pickles ruin the basic burger.
Luis Morales
Just like with the pineapple on pizza Splatfest, patrician taste wins again.
I wonder if going through the basketball nets as a squid will make confetti appear just like with the basketball net in Splatoon 1's shooting range?
Bentley White
No the toppest of tier burgers is Toasted bun Fried onion strings(not grilled or roasted) Barbecue sauce on the sweet side It's fucking delicious. I do agree pickles on a burger are terrible though. I like my pickles cold, and crunchy.
Marina is a burger pleb.
Landon Brown
I drew another plaza drawing for the lobby.
Hudson Edwards
Whoops. Forgot to attach the eye circles.
Jonathan Bell
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Isaiah Bennett
1v1 me faggot
Brayden Hill
enjoy your burger that falls apart after 2 bites, faggot. though yeah pickles fucking suck
William Price
Thus, Pearl's unbroken European Splatfest record continues. The only possible exceptions to Mayonnaise Gremlin's dominance are the Testfire (in which the North American and EU/AUS/NZ results were combined) and the Action vs.Comedy one (where results were combined worldwide).
Brody Brooks
Tips for Grinding the perfect gear
Order off other S+ players when they have triple slots
-Obtain drinks -Salmon run grind -if you have 2/3 slots of matching gear save those abilities for the 30 chunks
Charles Kelly
Niceeee
Ryan Flores
Don't forget pearl lost the sci-fi vs fantasy match to.
Colton Long
That was NA. Pearl has won all of the EU exclusive Splatfests, but has lost some of the global Splatfests where EU was combined with NA and JP. This means that Pearl has completely dominated the inane and mundane topics provided by NoE.
I find it odd that they combine some, but not all, of the Splatfests. Ice Cream vs Cake was combined, two regions with one result. Flight vs Invisibility was combined, two regions with one result. Action vs Comedy was combined, three regions with one result. Mayo vs Ketchup was not combined, so it had three separate results (which all favored Pearl)
Jonathan Peterson
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Justin Hughes
We've got 2 in mumble right now. Come in for Salmon Run, League, and maybe private battles later.
Isaac Rogers
You'd be shot acting like that round where I'm from
I think you mean: Though, bbq burgers are really the best burgers to exist.
I have to wonder how each region decides who has which side.
Luis Wright
The sticker sheets are nice, though. I like it when you get some extra stuff with your game for the regular price.
Matthew Harris
BUN
Jaxson Morales
Splatoon Thread: Hamburgers.
Parker Campbell
Top-tier burger: Provolone or mozz Crisp lettuce; no weak shit Mushrooms Steak sauce Pickles Egg
Fuck tomatoes
Brayden Anderson
Mushrooms are piles of mold, why do people eat them?
John Cruz
Put the onions in the meat Form patty Worcestershire and seasonings for a while slap it around Grill. Slow n Low
John Johnson
I just wanted to talk about Splatoon. 🤔
Aaron Peterson
>I just want to do x
Adrian Moore
Okay. What's your opinion on people who can't stick with just one or two weapons and likes to use a lot of different weapons? I like shooters, sloshers, and brushes, and still feel I'm not a versatile enough player. I think most people use at most three different weapons at any given time. What do you like to use?
Jacob Long
I see you are a man of taste, too.
They’re not, but keep telling yourself that.
Blake Russell
When will they buff blasters? My poking tool is totally outclassed by literally everything, and don't get me started on how much they nerfed jumpshots, they might as well fire at a 90 degree angle for all the accuracy it has, I need those clear shots for quick kills or I have to line up two o even three shots to take out one squid. It really needs 100% accuracy at all time to keep up with the brella, roller, shooter, and charger. Come on Nintendo, we really need a buff here, the only people playing this weapon are dedicated fans of its unique playstyle but we can't hold out forever.
John Sullivan
Indeed. Blasters just can't hold a candle to other weapons in the game. Sometimes, I like to play blasters just to fool around. They really ought to buff them so they're viable. Come on, Nintendo. Make blasters better.
Ethan Jackson
Dualie N-Zap when?
Lincoln Miller
I cant tell if this is shitposting or something out of a fever dream
Blasters don't need a buff lmao. Hell I use the range blaster and
Nicholas Walker
whaddup
Matthew Diaz
I'm fine with em Depends on the map but I try to use all the weapons consistently I think you might be a little generous with your estimate. Keeping the audience in mind, I'd wager most players have one main with a backup for certain levels or if they're getting their shit kicked in.
John Nelson
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Ian Diaz
That's like saying salads are just piles of tree.
Jordan Myers
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Lincoln Gomez
official version
Charles Butler
0/10. -10/10.
Parker Morales
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Carson Flores
are you the guy making that Medli model as well?
Jaxon Campbell
Marie needs bigger ink sacks.
Lincoln Torres
Why are you faggots playing a casual children's game? Grow up.
Brandon Edwards
WEW
Alexander Mitchell
Team (((Money))) can't win this next splatfest…
Jaxson Davis
Jews always win, my fellow anonymous poster.
Oliver Powell
haha holy shit are you still here?
yeah but i kinda abandoned it
Chase Reed
I am perfectly fine and not upset by this at all
Christopher Thompson
So I haven't played in a while, I think when that basketball mode was introduced. How is balance?
Christopher Adams
I would say it's balanced for the most part, but it has a few issues because teammates will often be off alone gathering clams and you have to rely on them being good enough to at least get away, probably a little more than usual. Your major frustration will come from noticing that the enemy team will always seem to group with 2 super clams and about 16 spare clams, all barreling towards your goal with four specials and you're all alone to fight it all off.
Aaron Turner
I'm not even a squigger-lover, but I love pickles on my burger. Some onion with it too.
Jackson Hernandez
Are you also the guy making the Hat Kid model?
Lucas Collins
Whats with all you racists in this thread, Marina is a Octoling not an Inkling.
Dominic Morgan
filthy fucking octos do not belong in inkopolis. send them back to the sewers. build the manhole cover.
Chase Collins
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Jose Bailey
Feeling that titty-envy pretty hard, aren't you?
Gavin Wood
Sending them back won't help if your women chase after BOT
Tyler Jackson
Enjoy your leftovers.
Justin Scott
nope is there a lewd one?
Julian Brown
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Kevin Hernandez
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Jaxon Green
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Dominic Anderson
Slosher deco lookin pretty cleannnn
Nathan Sullivan
Let the best team win
Parker Davis
We need one more person on Team Love in the mumble to do team splatfest GET ING HERE
Holy shit the new Shifty has Ink cannons!
Luke Green
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Jaxson White
This is the best map ever! I love this Shifty Station! It is the best!
Nolan Gutierrez
Damn it, Con/Kero/Barrel, go to bed.
Ian Brooks
post yfw you see the DSP of Splatoon get carried to splatfest victories by clanfaggots who put up with him for some unknown reason
Juan Evans
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Angel Turner
and even I know that Marie is best girl, you only need to look at her for like three seconds and it's pretty clear. People who like Pearl are shitters
Asher Thompson
Does this game have a "lengthy" single player like with the first game?
Austin Ross
better question: how has this game improved since the first?
Brandon Lewis
It's significantly longer than the first game. There are also many more weapon types available. It's not horribly long, but it's miles ahead of the first game.
Some balance changes. Not all are good. They eliminated damage up and defense up abilities, made some other abilities kind of worthless. The game isn't full of Luna Blaster quick respawn pieces of shit anymore. There are a couple more game modes. Salmon Run is really fun, and very unique to the rest of the game. Clam Blitz is passable. It's not the best mode, but I like it better than Turf War and Splat Zones. There are a few more weapon types, namely, umbrella, dualies, and squeezer. It's not all improvements, but I like it better than Splatoon 1.
Any other questions?
Christopher Torres
outside of whether it's worth buying a switch or not, not really. thanks
Blake Cruz
marie > pearl > marina > callie
Connor Miller
Marina is colored like poop she is the worst
Evan Young
How'd they fuck up matchmaking so bad every single match during splatfest? Also these communication errors are happening every fourth match, it's insane, whereas normally I get one a night maybe Fuck this shit, I'll resume playing once Shitfest is over
Ian Nelson
Agreed, octonogs get out
Nathan Johnson
DOUSE THE OCTARIANS INK WAR NOW
Samuel Barnes
Yes. Come play on the Mumble with us.
Benjamin Rodriguez
Maybe when a bundle goes on sale.
Luke Bailey
(Heil!) TOXIC MIST THE OCTOS TERFWAR NOW!
Jose Thomas
OH MY GOD THERE'S CANNONS
Ryder Miller
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Robert Barnes
The goyim don't stand a chance
Jace Anderson
I miss cannons now. Also holy shit all mystery weapons in salmon run
John Hughes
Salmon run is on fire
Dominic Sanders
5 in Mumble. One more and we can do private battles.
James Allen
Man I sure do love my Custom Range Blaster
Cameron Richardson
Toxic mist yourself
Wyatt Parker
This is a pain I know too well.
Cooper Ortiz
Splatfest results are in
NA's Money vs Love Splatfest is over, but love isn't over.
Hudson Scott
THREAD THEME BABY
Noah Peterson
Money grubbing kike squids get the gas.
Michael Anderson
t. nigger lover
Matthew Bennett
t. jew
John Johnson
Why is it that the best girl choices in splatfests always has the choices that almost everyone will agree with? What is the science behind this?
Ryan Rodriguez
Splatfest is rigged because marina is a nigger and the niggers will chimp out if she loses
Jayden Brooks
Niggers don't play Splatoon
Jeremiah Clark
They don't buy comics either, didn't stop them
Mason Perry
Yeah, this backwards ass country called America.
Sorry most people chose love.
Octarians need to be removed completely.
Gay.
What about ThatSRBDude?
Luis Phillips
Because Pearl is perfect.
Carson Robinson
Gonna miss that Salmon Run rotation. It was so much fun and i broke my personal record. To bad i`m still shit and will never get 999
Jonathan Russell
Congratulations! You are now King Nigger
Owen James
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Oliver Ward
Bump
Dominic Walker
7 Hats with Comeback Ability I think thats enough. Is there more?
Ryan White
I'll try to jump on the Mumble tonight. k thnx
Blake Morgan
Ayy got gold last Twin squad rotation
Hudson Baker
Nice.
Luke Ortiz
Squid friends,
How does team pairing work in ranked? As somebody who is personally sitting at around power level 2000 or so during splatfests, I'm noticing that my team power level is always generally pretty low. As in 1400-1600 low. Are they pairing me up with a bunch of power level 1300s and do they try to even the power levels for the match itself? If so, the game is purposely matching me with the worst players to make it "fair". I'm noticing that more often than not, my team really doesn't seem to know what it's doing, but that may just be because I'm in the lower ranks.
Also, don't use the splat charger if you're level 10 and don't know how to play the game. Nobody wants you on the team for ranked. You're a negative contribution.
Aaron Hall
In ranked or well splatfests your case its basically wages in your wins, kills, and contribution to the team(assist kills are one of them)
S+ Players will always get a head start in the 2000's rage
A B C Below go from 1800 to 1300
The 7/7 TBD meter when finished will factor all that in
even if you do bad and win 5 out of 7 games you'll still be higher with the S+ grade that you have in any game mode
Caleb Miller
So, does splatfest power level relate to ranked power level? Is it character based, or is it mode based? For example, I jumped through the B ranks yesterday on rainmaker and splat zones, and our team's power level was consistently lower. It was around 1400 to 1600. So, is my power level as a B rank, who barely touched the game mode within that range, or is it the same as my splatfest power level, around 2000, and I'm being paired with especially low power levels for the rank to even out the teams? Or is it neither?
Chase Cox
Splatfest power is different than ranked power
Ranked power means the general whose power scaled in the room from B- to B+ and it just means the general skill level in the room
Splatfest power is just its going to place who you are paired with even if you're paired with shitty B rankers. (Think of it as Leauge battle rankings)
Zachary Gutierrez
Thanks for the info. So, ultimately, that leads to my last question: Why are my teams so damn stupid?
Leo Gray
They dont lab or try new strats.
Lucas Mitchell
Anyone playing this weekend? I have no life and need digital squid validation.
Levi Collins
I am probably
Just brushing up on my aim
Caleb Rivera
Well, you're a better shot than me.
Carter James
It`s a Holiday. How will you spend your time with your woomy?
Owen Baker
By telling her it's over between us and I'm dating the much hotter Octoling girl instead.(Unless it's Marie or Pearl)
Gavin Cox
According to Wikipedia, the gherkin is the type of cucumber used to make pickles. That said, no self-respecting American thinks of anything but these disgusting-ass sweet things when the name is brought up: >>14291598 Poor localization.
I love the taste of vinegar, it complements my personality.
Sebastian Parker
can you introduce me to your woomy? tell me something about her.
Michael Davis
What a nightmare. Once I hit B rank, it turned out to be much, much better. Am I playing with retarded children again?
Lincoln Cox
OH BUDDY the decent players are S and Above
LOL
Levi Brown
I'm not looking for good players. I'm looking for players who aren't drooling all over their controllers.
Oliver Flores
I played Clam Blitz today.
Jason Russell
I drew a quick picture because I was bored.
Logan Kelly
How would you rate a teammate who jumps infront of you with a brella?
Luis Campbell
Fine if he doesn't block the shots with his body
Lucas Hernandez
There aren't enough run speeds for me to get out of that embarresment
Elijah Torres
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Jose Rivera
please tell me you don't mean me
Ethan Hernandez
I'm not naming names again. :^)
Adam James
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Josiah Morris
Nani?!
Zachary Gutierrez
You don't know nann nigga
Isaac Long
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Camden Powell
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Ryan Cooper
NEW PATCH INCOMING, WE GOT NOTES I'll make a short transcription
Main Weapons Aerospray: leaves more ink droplets per shot, so each bullet will ink more turf essentially .52 Gal: more accurate at start, stays accurate longer Jet Squelcher: more accurate while jumping, by about 20% Clash Blaster: time between shots reduced by two frames L3 Nozzlenose: shots travel faster H3 Nozzlenose: no inaccuracy while jumping, bullets ink ground more Carbon Roller: horizontal flick killzone distance increased by about 35% E-Liter: shot speed increased Mini Splatling: time until ink recover after firing reduced by ten frames Hydra Splatling: now fires 25% longer Dualie Squelchers: More accurate in default firing mode by about 20% Undercover Brella: inks more turf per shot
Sub Weapons Beakons: Enemies that are near beakons will be revealed on the map
Special Weapons Tenta Missiles: you can target while in squid form, you'll still be a kid while firing Inkjet: more responsive Baller: more responsive Splashdown: lol you actually thought it was going to get changed?
Some weapons had their "points to special" changed. Custom Splattershot Jr. w/Ink Storm: 190 down to 180 .96 Gal w/Ink Armor: 200 down to 190 Gold Dynamo Roller: 200 down to 190 Splat Roller/Hero Roller w/Splashdown: 170 up to 180 Slosher Deco w/Baller: 190 up to 200
Salmon Run now has more named ranks beyond Profreshional where 100, 200, 300, and 400 were; and will tell you when you've reached peak difficulty
A few other changes… -can't jump as high on an enemy sponge -ink rail on Mako Mart Rainmaker is changed slightly -the Splatzones on Walleye Warehouse and Shellendorf Institute now inclde the tops of some objects in the zone -fixed a glitch where you could dodge roll through a brella shield -fixed a glitch where there could be two rainmakers on the field -fixed a glitch with bars getting cracked when losing after teammates dc hopefully it works this time