Nintendo Paid Online release date, and more

You're not wrong.

While I would contest considering the utter ease in pirating Amiibo
The other two are unforgivable.

80$

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learn to archive OP, that shit is volatile

ANIKI

I literally laughed out loud.

Paid online is inherently not worth it at any price because we know companies can maintain that service for free, it's a scam because of the low cost of running the service and the high value of the service itself to customers.

Mario Movie will suck but I will watch it, not in theatres though.

Mario Kart Tour will suck but it will be fun for a laff.

IT'S OKAY IF NINTENDO DOES IT!

That's virtually never been an argument anyone with any serious credibility has made.

Actually I was talking about the paid online, the Switch thread is nothing but shitflinging about it right this moment.

.t mark

Could be worse

Name one example.

The Switch is still a newborn, just wait until Nintendo creates even more retarded gimmicks then literal cardboard.

Cut him some slack. He thinks he's still on cuckchan.

Wow, so now Nintendo gamers pay for a peer-to-peer service they're hosting on their consoles and internet connections anyway, just like Sony and Xbox faggots. Now everyone is cucked.

This timeline is shit.

You can be sure some people will defend this.

If there's any bright side, LAN options might open up for playing games over the internet. But as soon as they realize people can they will probably axe it
I don't even know if LAN mode made it into splatoon 2 in the end

Nigger they are going to make you pay for boxes, it could always be worse though.
the robot one looks kinda cool

Nobody cares about the 24% Human userbase on twatter faggot.

Not on PC though

ten bux it's gonna be gacha and we get niggers here defending it like FE heroes all over again.

It's mobile, gacha shit is basically mandatory if you want it affordable on the paystore.

(((The Motley Fool)))

The new Mario Kart supports LAN

It almost makes me glad Monster Hunter jumped ship.

Unless you mean PC then fine.

No I mean PC.

I honestly wish all games with online multiplayer gets a PC release because the serves will shut down eventually. Also, Konami can't pull that shit of killing the Silent Hills demo.

Even PC isn't immune, MMO's like Guild Wars 1 will be lost forever once the servers shut down.

People got MGO 1 to run an emulator so there is some hope.

Just like Star Wars Galaxies or Matrix Online which got revived by the community?

Matrix Online isn't in a playable state though.

SHE WAS WEARING A FUCKING SILLY HAT THIS WHOLE TIME?

True, but it's getting there and the community was always pretty small.

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wew

but you do bitch out switch

And you'd best switch out that bitch

/thread

Surprise nig-nogs, their time is up.

The Big Niggers Out of Space

It could be the best mario kart in ages

if it's p2w i will hack the thing like there is no tomorrow, of if they just want to make some profit and this is normal, it's okay…Mario Run was ok, not p2w, just human negotiation of stuff level, it's okay

Don't go lying to yourself Hitler, there's always a catch.

You're way too optimistic. I don't think even Super Mario Run has mappable controls.

i bought the thing to me kid btw, no cydia, no crack, just bought the way it has to be, like a normie because it's right on my understanding…

Who needs a silly hat when you can have ∞ glasses?

What's page 4?

You're way too optimistic. Obviously what you mentioned would be best case scenario, slap a pricetag no more than $20 on it, with no microtransactions and it'd be fantastic. What we are going to get will be a mess, there will be 10 characters max, you having to grind or pay to unlock anyone but Mario and Luigi. Same goes for courses and kart parts, and the controls will be entirely touch and tilt based.

>>>/cuckchan/

I sure do love that shit about every racing/Outrun-like game for mobile.

We're reaching levels of not white that shouldn't be possible.

Speaking of tilt controls, what happened to Monkey Ball

Splatoon 2 has LAN, but you need each console to have the wii u ethernet adapter. And have enough ports on your router to let 8+ players play.

He's not a nigger, at least we know that much

But he's posting on hatechan so that makes him a pedophile by default.

So the Nintendrones are finally getting shafted.

The Fourth Reich

The average modern Nintendo fan will eat all of this up no problem. Just as long as they can get Smash Brothers on it with a bazillion amiibo toys and cardboard pianos.

Hey, at least Nintendrones need at least one game to have a reason to buy their paperweights and cardboard.

PC is as cucked as everything else.

PC's cucked, but at least if you're not a braindead normie, you can avoid the cuckery. Consoles, on the other hand, you need to wait a generation for piracy to be an option, and piracy's the only way to subvert the DRM shit, if even.

If it's MK on a phone, expect Nintendo to give it some sort of design gimmick that phone oriented (like SMR was playing Mario with one hand) and less like what we would expect to see from past entries (FEH map's being contained to a single screen).
My prediction. Hold the phone vertically, have a 45 degree camera viewpoint above the kart (like GTA: Chinatown Wars). This would give you a clear view front and behind for attacking/defending and avoiding obstacles. Tilt to steer, tap in front/behind kart to use items, control speed through some sort of sliding onscreen button?

>Nintendo and (((Illumination))) are partnering on a movie starring Mario
Get ready

God, I wanna fuck Ellen so bad.

Like, really really bad.

excellent taste

Testosterone infused milk
Think her baby will turn out straight and betray the tranny in the future?

he was right the wii u was shit. Nintendo is hopping from gimmick to gimmick with there systems. they will run out of gimmicks.

Glad I didn't bought that trash
The consumerist whore that is the average gamer slowly open his anus wider day after day to recieve the smegma covered corporate dick

>The Paid Online service now has a release window of September 2018. President Kimishima said there has been a shitload of new editions coming to the service, but said they're TBA
Did they mean "additions" or "services"? "Editions" sounds weird when talking about a service.

retarded
I might consider it IF I have access to other "free" games. But considering how PSN+ also never really seemed enticing to me, I wouldn't hold my hopes up.

I'm not giving Nintendo a god damn dime for online service if the servers continue to be shit. I still get dropped from every 4th-5th Splatoon game from time to time. The "classic titles with added online play" incentive is kind of nice I guess.
There's already a shitload of racing games for mobile devices, but whatever. Hopefully it's decent.
I don't look forward to hearing Mario speak in entire sentences. Vid related.

And now Nintendo is actively committing dishonorable suicide with Poe's-Law-fulfilling marketing strategies. Who's even standing competently enough to take a fall anymore? Is this where the market, rather than crashing, withers into a hollow shell with smaller budgets and even fewer ideas?

Meh, I was warming up to the switch and the possibility of a new F-Zero, and now Nintendo goes and fucks up the free online.
God damn it.

Crack it
Who gives a shit about physical copies when I can just add games to my HDD a much superior storage format?
Enjoy your Blurays I guess
Maybe if you buy Jewtel and Nvigoy high end.
I'm not a retard unlike yourself though.

>>>/cuckchan/

Fuck I meant to say "additions" not "editions" in the OP. That's my bad.

Please no bully

Is that a boy or a girl Renamon?

polite sage

Meh, I've seen Nintengoy pasta with more effort.

THE CENTURY OF TENCENT HAS BEGUN

That's terminal cancer right there

underrated

Will it be even worse than the arcade mario karts?

Tell me more about how you can rip switch games to your hard drive
Tell me more about virtual console
Tell me more about amiibos and Nintendo brand cardboard.

Given how all mobile Nintendo games have microtransactions for everything you do, the answer is obvious.

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Once again despite having something of interest to discuss, OP is a giant fag

Oh no.

Nice, when I buy one, I won't lose anything when I pirate it.

More likely, to be paid.
Super Mario Kart bullshit logic is at it again.
Once they realize Mario Kart 8 online is still live.

YFW YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR THE SWITCH MEME

What does it matter?

I wouldn't expect too many replies, 8/v/ has been and will be a Nintendo board.

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4/v/ definitely, but people here mock Nintendo for their dumb shit

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Any USB ethernet device will work

I'm yet to know what this means

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There are at LEAST a full page's worth of threads discussing Nintendo or their products at any given time. That is far more than any other company except maybe for Valve.

I wonder why the Labo thread got bumplocked then

user the nintendo labo thread got fucking derailed like a motherfucker, there was no way it was going to recover from talking about furry trap porn.

Lurk more faggot.

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lurk more faggot

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ON SEPTEMBER 18TH?!?

that acronym was created to deflect the resentment everyone had for mobashitters.

Every nintendo switch will hold its owner at gunpoint to play splatoon 2 and Marty Kart

That or smash.

This hurts at lot more than it should have

Well yeah that might be a thing for them to port over their main "Key" game for online play.

The acronym was created to mock Riot's attempt at distancing itself from Dota (and by extension WC3) by making up a genre name that describes nothing,revisionist tard.

you are fucking dense. what image did i reply to.

Yeah it was mocking riot but it wasnt an acronym at that time. it was just assfaggots, because only gays give a shit about the genre.
Contrary to what YOU believe revisionist faggot (nice projection btw) Holla Forums was openly hostile to all mobashitters.

well, its about time

Nah,what you said was
Implying that it was only created for that purpose,disingenuous runt.
Considering what it is an acronym to(intentionally saying homosexuals that lust for prostates) and it came as a response to something more natural(openly mocking PR people for being retards) rather than a deliberate attempt to "fit in" and deflect criticism.It was part of a joke which is why the faggot made it so long to fit the crude acronym.
By the time maybe(the ammount of old OC says otherwise but I digress),but for 8/v/,during the "golden years",ASSFAGGOTS 2 threads were tolerated and discussed somewhat civilly(as long as they were major patches/events bar a few exceptions) pre-second exodus.With Post Second-Exodus bringing (a)faggot(s) that dub-spammed due to autistic rage,but still tolerable to an extent.Things simmered down by the third-exodus,though Shitspams to slide the thread often happened.

Granted I am not sure if Dota was exempt from that (admittedly justified due to LeL setting a shit example for the rest of online games among other things like a completely controlled and fake competitive scene)anger when not piled with the rest of them by more ignorant folk.

==NINTENDO== online sucketh

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It was always an acronym you dumb fuck.

Cheapest online of the three I suppose. Seeing at how much money SONY is making with it Nintendo could in no way cockblock their investors anymore.
There are no good phone games, next.
I mean we knew about the Universal Studios deal for fucking ages so this is literally not a surprise to anyone who's not fucking retarded. Don't care anyway

what the fuck

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Wait is he saying he's a cuck?

"Open relationship" as the kids call it these days.

I can't find the source. Reverse searching the image just returns "Adolescent".

Oh yes of course, go…guy, you can totally buy the switch now, trust me I'm an user like you, everyone should buy a switch and remember in our weekly thread of this exact same questions convince others to do as well.
Nintendo is the only game company that makes anything now good anymore.
They are the oasis of comfort and entertainment in the desert of hate and fake.
Their games are like benevolent videogame entertainment phoenixes, they are reborn every iteration, some times the phoenixes are twins! And the games are split giving you double the fun for just double the price, we did it with Zelda ™️ and we've been having Game Freak® do it for years with those pokemans you and I all love.
The new one is coming out to! Can't wait to play that on my Nintendo Switch.
But back to your subject OG, you should get the Switch, quickly too you know stocks are always running low, people are buying these things up like 10 year old hookers.
Truly a masterpiece in engineering, incredible solid design, you can drop it as many times as you like.
The controllers are revolutionary, split one apart for playing with a friend or significant other, maybe one of your waifus.
It even has anti theft protection, simply combine the controllers the incorrect way, and viola its unusable to any thief.
I love it for when my son's dad's family visits.
I'm a little upset, maybe even a little peppery, that you ask is it good now.
It was always good! An incredible library of games, you had Zelda and others! Not like you need others Zelda is open world now! It offers endless possibilities in all our favorite fantasy lands Hyrule.
Also Skyrim, dudes, imagine traveling down the subway and among your wonderfully diverse and happy passengers a cute girls sits next to you and sees you playing Skyrim, she would totally be into you and I bet she would invite you to her younger sister Batmitzvah, impress her by saying your character only eats food according hebrew dietary guidelines.
The Switch isn't only a console, a tablet, its a life improvement!
So go out there a grab a Switch OG, do it as soon as possible, take a pay day loan if you have to but get it.
It will be great.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting you know.

This board becomes more and more alien to me everyday.

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copy/pasta is something that has always existed on boards, calling it shitposting is denying board culture.
I have no idea where the fuck you come from but its not from the exodus.
Even in 2014, right before moot went full cuck, mods weren't banning copy/pasta and little faggots like you weren't getting upset by it.

Its gotten to the point where there are so many new people, no one is here to keep you in check so you post freely report posts that hurt your feelings and has led to this growing discontentment and hatred for faggots like you and the ones you come be big daddy mod for you in your IRC, or DICKscord server where you appeal to Mark for bans, with cake.

Are you sure you aren't upset?

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You're the one who got bootytickled over a fucking pasta.

Can't wait to see the models ported to SFM.

if you actually respond to this you're a retard