Mario Animated Movie

Hollywood is desperate so here's an animated Mario movie by the same kikes that gave you the Minions.
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Oh, this might be good. People can look at older game movie adaptations to learn from their mita-
FUCK FUCK FUCK

They're both going to be in it. Maybe in the main storyline or in the background or in some cutesy post-credit scene, but they're going to be in it.

already garbage.

lol mario characters with full dialog. yeah sunshine was great…

Is there any reason not to just die anymore? No one's going to fucking wake up to the bread and circuses. If we try to do what the Founding Fathers did, we'll be killed by people brainwashed to believe we're traitors and slandered for all time. The genocide isn't going to stop.

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Do you miss me yet?

Postal was a great movie and he'd do well given the chance to do a proper Grand Theft Auto movie too

>(((Illumination))) (((Entertainment)))
Two cautionary words.

Also, reminder that Nintendo owns the rights to a porn franchise called Super Hornio Brothers

the postal movie had a few hit or miss jokes, it wasn't completely terrible

sunshine was fun, i enjoyed the hell outta that game.

there have been worse circumstances than this that folks and nations have come back from thruout history. lookup the thirty years war and how screwed germany was afterwards.

There's a chance that things will be bad enough to make me miss him.

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That was a bad war, not an active genocide. At no point in history have jews controlled the world so completely.

Voice actors for the film -
Mario: Jack Black
Peach: Kristen Wig
Luigi: The Rock
Bowser: Lena Dunham
Toadstool: Jared Leto
Yoshi: some nigger

Who has it worse?

I mean >Illumination
I'm fucking retarded.

He might have been a shady cunt mooching off governmment money for his movies, but he was and still is based as fuck

I'm cautiously optimistic. Hotel Transylvania was alright. Nintendo has more direct involvement after the abortion that was the live action movie (it's a guilty pleasure cringefest). As long as making a good movie comes first I'll give it a shot.

It'll be successful so long as the budget/marketing isn't insane and its marketed as a kid's movie. Though it won't be as good as the Angry Birds movie

Mario: hopefully some Brooklyn accent instead of an Italian one
Peach: anyone but Tara Strong or Ashley Burch please
Luigi: another Brooklyn accent would be acceptable
Bowser: I would settle for John DiMaggio
Toadstool: maybe Tom Kenny
Why would Yoshi get a voice?

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If a mario movie being made is what gives you suicidal thoughts, then by all means you really should just kill yourself.

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I'm right.

I really hope you're wrong.

I want a live action like the other one's beginning without all the dumb fantasy shit. Just two plumber bros in doggy dog new york that get mixed up with gangsters trying to save a girl. I loved the synergy the brothers had in the first few scenes.

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Because there's going to be a song and dance number in it and they're going to want to cram as many characters into it as possible. The upbeat pop will kick in, the characters will strike a goofy pose, and yoshi will come up center screen and say, "Buy a switch"

It'll be a #metoo feminist, probably some famous American actress for publicity

Too bad we are getting Minions 3 4 and it will be soulless

You're illiterate.

You know Tara Strong is the in-game peach, right? I do wonder if they try to go with the official Mario actor though.

Despicable Me, and even the sequel weren't that bad. Even the later movies had some redeeming factors, I honestly feel it was some higher-up's demand to put more minions into the movies. Not really familiar with Illumination's other movies though.

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I'm certain Mario and Luigi have to be voiced by Charlie Martini. Also current year Peach is voiced by Cortana since Galaxy. Truth be told I want to hear Peach's normal speaking voice after Odyssey and Rabbids.

inb4 a minion appears in the background and expands the lore further than it ever should have gobe

plz no
why did you have to make me imagine that

I can read just fine. It's you who thinks that mario getting a movie is the ultimate sign that the white genocide will come to pass.

No, you can't read.

Alright faggot, what did you really mean?

not to mention, he's leeching off the (((German government))) so tbh he's not a bad guy.

Correction. It's Samantha Kelly that voices her now.

Uwe Balls is a terrible director but definitely seems like a fun guy to hang out with

No one's going to fucking wake up to the bread and circuses. If we try to do what the Founding Fathers did, we'll be killed by people brainwashed to believe we're traitors and slandered for all time. The genocide isn't going to stop.

Not that hard to comprehend as long as you actually read the post.

Pretty much

Rabbids they managed to make them work. Minions though…

Yes, I fucking read it. So why is mario the great signal that all this is true?

I miss Bob Hoskins

The minion will be in the Illumination logo, that's a given.

I didn't say it was. Maybe you should stop assuming things that aren't written; you'll look less retarded.
It's true regardless of the existence of the Mario film. The film itself is merely a symptom of the system. It will make half a billion dollars easily and the cycle goes on. You may express your displeasure at its existence in your way, and I may express it in my way. If you're too fucking retarded to comprehend WHY it exists, feel free to keep being hurt by seeing your favorite franchises and entire industry be slowly taken over and destroyed. If you want to actually effect change, stop fighting the people who want to do the same.

And get some critical thinking skills. For fuck's sake, you're supposed to be human. At least act like you're capable of connecting two seemingly disparate statements.

Then why post it in this thread?

Could you imagine being killed by a faggot who uses the word normie?

I can't believe that I used to like Nintendo games more than anything as a kid.

I can see it now, Rabbids will get there own movie or even a show if this doesn't Flop.
Rayman will remain forgotten which is probably for the best anyways.

There has been a rabbids show for years now nigger

It's 'dog-eat-dog' you ninny.

Where are your complaints at these posts, then?


They're expressing the same distaste, I just articulated mine beyond the obvious, direct meaning of "this is selling out, which is always bad." You obviously have a problem with anything more complex than direct associations. My question would be why.

Who here watches Talmudvision to even know that?

Those are all directly relating to the movie.

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How am I supposed to know that?

Responses like this are a diamond dozen

That's it, I lost it

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Cause you're going out of your way to bitch about something only tangentially related to the OP.

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Illumination is known for insanely shitty 3D "animation" movies. Remember when Gru and the three shitty little girls were the main focus of Despicable Me, with Minions just being comedic effect? Noe, you can't even walk outside without seeing the irritating yellow little fuckers everywhere. The Minions Movie was fucking awful, and I would know because I watched it with babby family members to keep them occupied.
Illumination is known for mind numbing, bell-curve faggot pandering faggotry. I do not want them anywhere near my vidya.

SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS

You could just watch the original animated SMB movie. This goes back really far. Subs are in Youtube CC so either need to watch there or find somewhere else. It's interesting to say the least. Most concepts of "Mario" aren't fully in yet. Bowser's still more of a black magic wizard and Luigi's color scheme is still yellow and blue. They also meet God and are accompanied by a catterpillar dog thing. It's kind of a trip.

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Yes, tangential. It certainly is, isn't it.

Exactly.

ok

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Did you already forget this exists? Now is the perfect time to remind everyone about this game by putting rabids in the movie and at the same time release movie dlc!

Is your implication that Hollywood is not owned by a single ethnic group and does not operate based on that ethnic group's desire for the control of all other races?

You don't have to consume a certain form of media to know about its existance.

It was probably the only time that happened, save for maybe Smash 4. Also this film has some good moments, but Mario got cucked super hard at the end of the film by a prince who happened to be that caterpillar-dog thing transformed.
Also offtopic, but since you brought up old licensed Mario stuff, does anyone happen to have info or scans for something called Super Mario Bros. Gaiden? I saw some nip talking about it and I found no information about it otherwise. Pics related.


No, I meant Toad being turned from barely tolerable into Minions-tier shits. They're already annoying enough as it is, especially after they keep getting shoved in over new, interesting NPCs, I can only imagine Illumination making them even MORE annoying.

Why can't Japan just make an anime Mario movie instead?

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Why can't Japan make the Detective Pikachu movie instead?

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Or a new one.


That too.


Kill me.

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ha ha

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That sounds pretty racially diverse to me,i don't know what you're talking about man.

Sounds more like an 80's cartoon tbh

Get ready for the articles: "It's time for a female Mario" or "Mario is gay and why it's a good thing".

I just know there will be people defending it even here

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Pretty accurate, no way Sonic will be in it though.

Well, at least it'll be animated which is what the one in the 90s should have been. The whole idea of a live-action Mario movie was just dumb.

Illumination makes cynical, saccharine time-wasters as quickly and cheaply as possible so I can already say that I'd rather watch the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993. It was really weird and goofy and bore very little resemblance to the actual video game but it had a really neat and crowded dystopian punk city built in this concrete factory that could actually function as a town because, for example, the kebab shop actually made and sold kebabs to the extras and that's the kind of passionate attention-to-detail that Peter Jackson put into his Lord of the Rings adaptations.

The idea of this movie, however… Well, I'm not sure what's worse: this or another live-action remake of an animated Disney movie from 20 years ago. In any case, it's not like anybody can do anything about it: they'll probably be finished rendering the whole thing in a few weeks or maybe two months from now. We can only hope somebody pulls a Foodfight with it.

What are the absolute worst bits of "lore" they can cobble together for this trash heap?

If Charles Martinet does his voice, the movie might have a chance.

Nintendo and Universal are both corporations. They're all about selling out.

as if they are that in touch

Yeah wubstep, autotune rap.

Of being good?

If they get Charles Martinet, yes.

You're an idiot.

The only way to beat them is to not buy their shit.

I can't wait for the "subtle" Drumpf jabs

That movies existence is a work of art and you know it.

Think of all the wonderful photographs of nerds in line to see this we are going to get.

Like Marky Mark?

This is bread and butter dumbfucks
You probably are the same guys who think the emoji movie was the end of the world

It's the MLP movie part 2. Not gonna lie, I'm kind of interested to see how this turns out, but I'll wait for a blu-ray rip if anything. That's assuming the first trailer doesn't immediately ruin everything.

You have to go back.

Think there will at least be a chance it'll the fun to laugh at kind of shitty?

>>>/cuckchan/

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Faggot, you couldn't even get a different pasta.

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I can totally see this:

Never thought I'd see the day.

bait harder, faggot

what manner of bait is this?

How would MovieBlob rate this movie?

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Now that's something I would like to know.

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I miss Captain Lou.

I'll never understand this webm.

I don't understand.

There's nothing said about "normies" in the webm, faggot

I can see you going >>>/back/

Was it the anal vore ninja?

I dunno but I want a toad to be voiced by Danny Devito for some reason.

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Rampage was good.

What is arguably the best vidya movie and why is it Mortal Kombat

Was hoping it would be the guys who did the Angry Birds movie. archive.is/9o2uu

If (((Hollywood))) is making it, there's gonna be some progressive pro Marxist LGBTQWERTY+ Feminist message. Just you wait.

Who cares about the Mario movie?
I'm more interested in the fucking Duke Nukem moving that's apparently being made.

So, Universal is making Sonic and Mario… I can only laugh or I would cry.

You know I came in expecting fucking garbage the movie turned out to be fairly entertaining.

I read the ridiculous argument between 85625c and 091628.
091628 is the stupid one. What the fuck does the announcement of a fucking Mario cartoon have to do with brainwashed Americans complacent in genocide? There is no way to retrofit that onto the OP topic without looking like a complete moron.

Beautiful.

I don't care what anyone says, I like the Super Mario Bros. movie and would be happy if the animated film was a direct sequel.
I know its not going to be though.

Real predictions though.

We all know the likely outcome of this, but let me play doubles advocate for a moment.

Illumination Animation is fucking cancer in terms of character design and writing, especially in the humor department, but they DO have skilled animators. If Miyamoto treats them the way he's historically treated external devs, like Rare and Retro, there is still a slim possibility of it not being utter, unbearable, unforgivable shit.

I really liked it too man. It was an uncompromising and creative flick and doesn't deserve half the shit that gets thrown at it at all. It's just a solid, goofy film. Sure it bears very little in passing to the source material, but it's just the most fucking insane use of a license I have ever seen. Cyberpunk Mario is really FUCKING cool.

I really don't know what people were expecting with this flick, but I really enjoyed it on its own merits rather than comparing it to the source material. It's like those alt art pieces, but an entire movie of them.

Low effort

I actually never heard that he made a Rampage movie. The Dungeon Siege movie was laughably bad though, especially the editing. There were several times that me and my dad laughed out loud just because the scene transitions were so jarring. Plus Burt Reynolds appearance was just… mystifying and fucking funny at the same time. Entertaining in a way though, so I'll give him that. Postal was also decent for what it was.

He did. But it's not based on the game. It's literally mass shooting: the movie.
Pic related.

silent hill

How could you make a movie out of mario of all things? Mario barely has a story

You're a retard, the kikes at Hollywood are simply creatively bankrupt.
You could just run with the setup of saving the Princess and make Mario dance around and play with perspective with the countless Levels/Worlds/Enemies/Allies he's met with no need for talking.

Black pill shilling faggots are absolute trash, rather have the brown pill lad around.

Peach will get BLACKED. I guarantee it.

What game was it that had a race or character that looked almost exactly like the koopas in the Super Mario Bros. movie?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pic related nigger, if you pay taxes you've already bought their shit.

Maybe back in the 40's but not in CY+3, with how blatant they're being.

Because you dirty gaijins stole the games from their eShops.

Like I said Hollyjew is creatively bankrup and their leftist SJW kike tier antics only help to stifle said creativity.

So, my options are to either vote with my wallet and not see Hollywood shit, and still be heckled for not wanting to go to federal prison. Or go to federal prison and be (((based))). I think I’ll just not watch movies and tv, thank you.

Not like there's anything to actually watch.

You have plenty of options. You are a cuck because you chose to be which is why you deserve to be laughed at.

Never forget the third option. What a ridiculous thread for this.

Are you talking about the one with Jason Satham and that one shot where he kind of jumps and slashes to the right? That fucking movie has some great editing.

WAAAAA THAT IS AWESOME!
I cannot wait!

Kill yourself.

inb4 insta ban

I remember walking into a theater in a convention where they were showing the dubbed version of Postal and I don't think I can remember a single moment of the film that lucidly but damn if it didn't capture the batshit insane mood of Postal 2. I think the Postal Dude's fatass whore wife gets fucked in the last moments of the film, their roulotte explodes and her still beating heart falls and bumps onto Postal Dude's car, who just swipes it off the windshield as he drives into the sunset with his new love interest and Saddam and Bush happily walk down a field with a nuclear explosion taking them out.


The full story is even better, I don't remember which asshole challenged the other, IIRC Uwe did it to Lowtax, and being a fucking goon he imagined it was all in jest to self promote so he went there utterly unprepared expecting to perform some comedy sketch while Boll was completely serious the whole time and despite not being very fit or technical he still beat the living shit out of Lowtax. You can see in the video the moment where Lowtax realizes that he just made a fool out of himself in front of the whole of SA and put on another small show before realizing that he would be demolished by Boll, so he bailed out to save what little dignity he had left.
Goons are absolutely bizarre.

I felt that from there. I think I'm gonna be sick.

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THE TRUE EFFECTS WOULD TAKE HOLD EVENTUALLY.

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(((11)))

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This is bizarre, how did Nintendo allow this?

What the fuck is "the Minions" anyways? I keep seeing these yellow cunts plastered everywhere but have never seen a single clue of what the fuck are they supposed to be about

What rock have you been hiding under?

A very comfy one where I don't go around watching bullshit movies or any faggotry of the sort, you fucking normalfaggot

the mascots of some shitass movie franchise made by kikes and marketed absolutely everywhere

I literally cannot comprehend how you could avoid the minions or their source material SO ENTIRELY that you don't even know where they're from. They've been in 4 or 5 movies and first showed up 7 years ago, you should have accidentally caught a glimpse of a poster or a trailer or an advertisement by now. Even if you only browse imageboards and no other site on the entire internet, you should have gleaned the knowledge by now, from a conversation like this happening in the past with someone else. Your ignorance (the literal meaning of the word, not the insult) is mind-boggling.

Only ignorant assholes with superiority complexes put purity tests on shit like this.
Fuck off to wherever you came from and stop wasting trips.

They are from some mediocre 2010 kids movie called "Despicable me" I watched it in theaters when it came out and it was completely meh and generic.
Then I watched toy story 3 right afterwards and just about cried my eyeballs out at the incinerator scene.

I dunno man, some of those scene cuts were just funny as fuck to me. But it's been many years since I watched it.

Your comfort has run out, sunshine. Time to suffer with the rest of us.

A basic explanation of what they are and why they're terrible: hooktube.com/watch?v=2zTn2WucoZQ
An analysis of their movie, which should give you an idea of what this studio is, and who the target audience will be: hooktube.com/watch?v=4KaodqL5OQg

This was a good explanation, thanks


You faggots are completely ridiculous, maybe you should try spending some time away from the hollyjew propaganda too

You know, the 1993 Mario movie is surprising watchable. Not good, but I can at least sit through it without getting bored because of how fucking weird it is. It's biggest problem is that it was trying to leech off Mario's brand. Honestly, it's a bad movie saved by actors that really fit their roles.

I remember feeling the same way as a kid. "This movie is not what I expected, but watchable." Doom was inexcusable though. They just made it so fucking mundane.

There are endless scenarios that could result in this knowledge. You're either a complete idiot or the most isolated autist I have ever encountered. Were you, or are you currently homeschooled? Does someone else still do all your shopping for you, or do you order your tendies and mountain dew from the internet? When was the last time you saw the actual sun, and not a jpeg of the sun? Is your home so deep in the earth that it's secure against tactical nuclear warheads?

You can stop now, already laughing my ass off

How do you avoid being bombarded with kike propaganda every time you go outside user? There's no such thing as adblock for eyeballs. Are you a total NEET who hasn't gone outside in years? Do you live in a turd world shithole where the kikes don't bother plastering ads? I wanna know.

You think you're clever but you're embarrassing yourself here. Tilefucker, Ohio Guy, and user Who Didn't Know Where Minions Are From.

Nigger I don't watch television, barely go outside or go out with friends and I was exposed to this fucking tripe.
You either live in a cabin or you're blind, this shit is nearly as shilled and pushed as Star Wars for global mass appeal

So he's just a turbo autist? Damn I thought he had found a way to go outside and do stuff without having to look at disgusting kike ads.

Whatever his circumstances, he won't tell us because in his mind, it means proving us right.

The most in depth look at how Jews view the goyim.

You are spastic. You are in a Nintendo thread typing way above your power level. You will never know the power and grace of Holla Forums.

And then there's this autist roleplaying armchair psychologist

why do you think Holla Forums and Holla Forums want a nu/pol/ what they call Holla Forums?
I wonder, I wonder, I wonder, if it's why, if it's why, if it's why, you and they were banned for being the trash that killed Holla Forums back there and cannot touch it now. I wonder. Like what with that grade F from the ADL. And the awareness of loosed Soros/Rothchild money in leaked documents for this coming election season. It's very curious. To me. Probably not to many spectators. I don't care who you speak for, across many boards. Certainly not I.

WEW LAD

Did you accidentally post in the wrong thread are you just crazy?

BTW by not telling us about your isolated circumstances, as I said you would to prevent proving us right, you are still proving me right. Checkmate motherfucker.

You are obviously not from around here, you can stop trying to fit in now

The user just wanted another user's view on the minions. What's the big deal?

The usual projection. It would be tiring if it wasn't so comical. It would be tiring if it weren't so comical. I suppose this is what they call jewish humor.

Those fucking theaters are going to reek of soy milk.

Does soy milk spoil in the same way as regular milk?

It goes foul like anything else. Are you absolutely soytarded? Look at the expiration dates on any of it.

Do people cry over spilled soy milk?

I don't own any soy milk to check. I hate it as is when I get offered reduced fat milk.

How are they even going to translate his Charles Martinet voice to any dialogue longer than a second? That's all I can think about when I look at post-64 Mario. Are we going to have a Mario Teaches Typing voice for the entire movie? Or will they go back and give him a Super Show-style voice?

They may very well just not have Mario talk the entire film beyond the sort of thing you hear in-game. All the dialogue can be handled by secondary characters (read: not even Luigi, Toad, et. al., but Ori G. Nalcharacterdonotsteal who will be introduced specifically for the movie). Though I'd love to let Toad get some dialogue. And you know Daisy won't be in the movie.

Your taste in anime makes you as much a normalfag as them

What about the Black Death? It may not have been an actual genocide comitted by a group of people but it killed 60% of Europe's population and could have easily killed all of it.

They'll probably have Mario remain mostly silent and have all the dialogue carried by a 'streetwise' black teen he meets early in the movie. Did we really have seven threads about that game?

Well, sure, but that's hardly something deliberate.

The black death started in Asia and ravaged the old world as a whole then just Europeans.

Any thread talking about Trump helping Israel gets sage bombed and spammed to death before being deleted by the mods. Old Holla Forums died on January 20, 2017.

Fine, the Mongols or any muslim conquest of European clay? A more recent event would be the USSR but I can imagine most would say the Slavs never really got over that.

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What everyone else already said. There's a difference between not paying attention to hollywood advertising and just being completely oblivious to your surroundings.


You're a faggot

What does any of that have to do with the modern, current, active genocide being perpetuated by a single ethnic group, globally?

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Universal Pictures tried to make a new franchise with Despicable Me, a movie about a villain who goes on various heists but still maintains a heart of gold by virtue of becoming a father figure to three kids, owning an underground lair with a mad scientist and a billion yellow buttplug that functioned as his minions, hence why they're called Minions. Obviously they were made to sell toys from day one, but unexpectedly, despite the movies being rather unsuccessful, the yellow buttplugs were a hit with normalfags due to some scenes where they'd look completely moronic, references other pop culture things and IIRC even wore a maid outfit. Understandably, Universal took the franchise and moved the attention from the main cast to the butt plugs. Ubisoft was extremely salty over this because Rabbids were Minions before Minions were a thing (especially with the pop culture shit), but they were a doomed project barring the kiddie market because they were just annoying and unlikeable (their French, original name literally calls them the Retarded Rabbits). After noticing the Minions, they desperately tried to cover that area of the market back with that Mario x Rabbids game, which was actually alright but no one in their right mind would buy it (Rayman fans are still pissed, Mario fans don't really like strategy games and even kids only play Minions because they're Minions).

Y'all niggers ready for the Minions movie part 2?

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That is an old webm used by many many anons, my dear newfriend.

Successful enough to make 3 movies, the last 2 making $1 billion dollars each.

Nigger, this happens in every single thread heavily related to, but not entirely videogames. It seems like it's one main faggot because they don't include anything in their post other than the webm, and it's usually (1).

I've done it before too. It's an apt response to a shit thread like this one.

Same, I've also done it. Take off the tinfoil hat faggot.

say whaaaaaaa
THAT FRIGGIN FANTASTIC
new mario movie! yay

HO-LY CRAP. They are making a Mario movie???? Thats SOOOO AWE-SOME dude, I love fucking Mario so much, bing boing YOOHOO!

[Desire to post nu-male wojack intensifies]

Shit, I've known about this for months ever since Universal announced their Super Nintendo Land expansion. Why is this suddenly big news again?

I kind of want to fuck meme girl.

No one really cared about the franchise until the butt plugs were so heavily marketed, though.

oh boy, icant wait for a boring, low budget bland mess ala every fucking thing illumination puts out
christ

Should have been Pixar, but of course Nintendo fucking cheaps out. Who the fuck are they, where the fuck and what the fuck did they do to the old Nintendo of yore. Who are they user, I DON'T RECOGNIZE WHO THESE DEMONS ARE.

Nintendo has always been first and foremost a toy company. This cheap studio that makes all the blockbusters is producing their film because they know how to market their shit and will give Nintendo loads of money.

I'm happy that Nintendo allowed my interest to die before this.


Pretty much; his House of the Dead shits all over the Resident Evil movies.


Megaman

Dark times ahead…


Sunshine was great though. This movie won't be.

But Pixar is shit now too and only make shitty knockoffs of better movies or obnoxious sequels.

I imagine it would be like Shrek, and Yosh would be played by Willie Murphy.

SIRI SHOW ME THE SOY

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Doesn't soy only permanently really affect men before puberty? I doubt eating soy based shit as a grown man with enough testosterone for a beard and moustache would really make you a full on sissy faggot unless you ate a lot of soy at a young age. The meme is still funny, though.

Everything they've made post Up has been nothing but absolute shit.


What did he meme by this?

You don't need a lot of testosterone to grow a beard or a moustache user.

The black movie man.

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I know.I was joking about you getting Eddie Murphy's name wrong.

Wait are they doing an animated Sonic movie?

share your secrets with us, dubsman

For shame dubsman.

Martinet's done fully voiced Mario before. It's not that weird.

I'm not really convinced it can carry on the entire movie, but that did make me happy.

I do not fucking trust that real life equivalent clickbait. However, I do understand that eating a shitload of soy can cause hormonal issues, but using soy milk for your cereal shouldn't do much of anything at all.

Here's some papers I downloaded on the subject. Apparently it can affect you post puberty. I have university access to science databases so I can get a lot of shit you'd have to pay for otherwise.

This is exactly what I didn't need to read at the end of a bad day.

At least Street Fighter had some good quotes and it's so bad it's good, SMB has nothing.

Daily reminder that they tried to made this with Zelda.

checked
Please fight some more faggots please Uwe

You're a lost cause, enjoy your bitch tits and cancer m8.

I'm split.
On one hand, Chinese food is amazing. On the other, the soy sauce that makes it could can fuck with you.

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a minion and rabbid bonking each other on the head — forever.

Soy sauce can't do anything, it's fermented.

Good to know.
Is there really anything useful soy does beside sauce and feeding livestock?

If it makes men grow tits, surely it makes women grow bigger tits? Or would that be feeding livestock?

Truly a product of its time.

The other DiC Mario is still around?


WARIORUMPF AND WAPENCE SHITS ON THE PRINCESSES FOR BEING USELESS, WHAT A BIGOT


They still remain the same, they don't love making videogames but the profits.

Frankly it amazes me people are surprised.

Sorry, Danny Wells died. As did Harvey Atkin and Tony Rosato.

It's a show about fucking super Mario about real life cloned dinosaurs and hyper-realistic henchmen goomba's. The premise alone is fucking amazing that it came into contact with the Super Mario franchise.

I mean Mario not Luigi or Bowser.

Oh. Yeah, Walker Boone is still around. IMDb lists his last role as an actor in the TV series Warehouse 13.

Now imagine The Dark Crystal, but they've licensed it with I dunno, Spore or something?

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?

I understand her pain.

I can still say I hate minions more

But who really died that day?

A neighbor who put up minion halloween decorations

If someone made a Mario movie out of the various clips of Vinny doing his Captain Lou and Danny Wells impressions it still would be better than whatever we’re getting from Minion studios.

If only

what do you think

Thanks, friend.


I like to read between the lines. Apparently, his representative said he was "kidding". I take it as them trying to shut it down. This isn't where I first heard this sort of story, just the first one I could find.

Please tell me I wasn't the only one


I have mixed feelings about it, but liking it is hardly an unpopular opinion here.

Damn right.

I guess they really are the Synagogue of Satan.

Thanks man, if you got anymore post them

based? More like useless.

and the last name is Nintendo canon

It would be a decent movie without the Mario franchise tacked on. Change some names, etc.

Are you talking about the movie or the next Paper Mario.

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That would be really funny actually.

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also captcha

The only soy product I consume is soy sauce on the occasion I eat Asian foods. Does that mean I'm safe from the effects of soy then?

No

If you are concerned why not look it up on some actual fucking medical site and not ask a bunch of retard virgins on an egyptian snail mail club?

They're shitty money bait for children and immature or simple adults
Way overdone, like pikachu, you see those little fuckers everywhere now and it's annoying

I kind of love that idea of wario and waluigi cheating their way through an election and beating peach for supremacy of the new washroom kingdom

And then during the third act when the Mario team busts through peaches former castle doors they find out that the royal treasury has grown by 600% and Wario and Waluigi have successfully been running the Kingdom more efficiently than Peach ever could. Peach is caught then handed into slavery for a longtime peace between Bowser's army and the Mushroom kingdom while Mario and Luigi form a resistance cell that is slowly crushed until they're left numberless and are forced to live the rest of their days on Yoshi's Island in foreign amnesty. Or at least Mario is. Luigi like the cuck he was sacrificed his life for the trade of several captured resistance cells. (which was a lie they were executed months ago) and it was a ploy to make the final capture that only half succeeded.

Then Peach just gets fucked raw by Bowser for the remaining 15 or so minutes.

Sauce?