You lived to see Halo content on a Nintendo Console

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cancer

Show some respect you fucking faggot.
Let Grape-kun rest with his waifu.

Betas, all of you.

This is you.

What's more important is that it includes Banjo-Kazooie content too.

You are the textbook definition of mentally ill.

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I find it funny that Microsoft's biggest money maker in vidya is a multiplatform game.

Yes that's me while her husband takes a picture of both of us.
Don't you see?

What a time to be alive.

wait whut?

Don't care, tbh.

Why have Haloguy, when you can have Doomguy and Dovahkiin instead? If Capcom can get Megaman and Ryu in Smashbros, so can Todd.

Huh.

Its too late to save Rare.
They are no longer what they use to be and all of the original developers either retired or working on non-vidya careers.
Its dead Jim.

You're not making it any better.

Or you're the dog, which would be a bit better.

I just want ports of the games that matter.

You should really just go to the store page of one of the console minecrafts and browse through the skinpacks, it is the most surreal shit.

Doomguy in Smash sounds fucking cool, but we all know they will ditch him for Skyrimman because fuck you Todd Howard

I suggest hitting the gym and doing something about your testosterone levels, soy.

But I work out ever day man.

Then how come you're still a virgin?

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Get some fucking self respect

Can't understand you dickheads sometimes.

case in point

Woah

So cancer within cancer?

Why?

I think Biggie and Smalls would be a fun stand in for Ice climbers. That's all I'm gonna say.

I'm pretty sure my mom took care of that for me.

To this day I've never stomached getting past the second stage of that game. It's just so dull.

You fags are priceless.
I'll drop you the biggest red pill on cucking anyone has ever seen.
You don't hate cucking because you think it's degenerate, it's because you believe you would lose in a competition with a better male.
You picture yourself in the clothes of the guy receiving the cucking, while any normal male would picture themselves fucking the girl instead.
You hate competition because you're an ignorant in the matter who lacks experience, and you're afraid of a confrontation, so you decide to hate any girl who might pose any sort of competition to you because you percieve her as unreachable (she's gonna keep testing me until she finds someone better, the beta's mindset).
Meanwhile someone alpha like me knows after him all the others will just not be enough for a girl.
I don't get my girl stolen, but I steal it from others.
Stay salty little bitch.

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Here i've just solved all your girl troubles
keep it clean and have fun

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DISGUSTING

Look, that website also has a version for you, user
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Using a > and quote marks is redundant

You talk like someone who's never actually cucked someone and god forbid, LIES on the internet to gloat whatever scattered ego he has inflated to build his self esteem, or lack thereof. When talking about cuckoldry, always refer to yourself as the bull, something you clearly have forgotten to do, which shows your obvious lack expertise on the matter, not only that, but the way you express yourself about NTR certainly shows signs about you having fantasies about ruining relationships that you yourself haven't built on, and will be impossible to make with another person due to lack of confidence, so you constantly daydream on taking that throne, even though you've never acted upon it. Now you resort to once more, stroke your little ego dicklet on an anonymous imageboard.

Do everyone a favor, and either take up practicing on being a decent liar, stop your insecurity porn projections, or go to >>>/suicide/ and fuck off from the face of the earth.
If you can please someone, you'd be doing that right now, not defending that nonexistent 'legacy' of yours instead of becoming king idiot and outing yourself as what you are trying to make the rest be as.

Don't help them, idiot.

You're right, i never did it, but because of personal taste.
I was asked to do it and refused.
You sure showed me big boy with your creepy fish, what's next?
inb4 next I get a warning ban for shitposting on a garbage thread. At least don't shadowban me you kike.

Master Chief is now a distinct possibility for Smash.

This is how Cloud got in after all, prior to Smash he had only made an appearance in a Kingdom Hearts game for the GBA.

I have a hard time believing that game was even considered when it came to his inclusion.

Jesus fucking Christ.

This fucking guy.

You never will. Nothing more needs to be said, I've won the argument. Keep fantasizing about taking somebody's scraps.
Goodbye.

So far there hasn't been a single guest character in Smash that has broken the rule of "must have appeared on a Nintendo system before".

Mors tua vita mea
The one and only reason why niggers are booming like rabbits right now

This guy is funny.
Have a pretty picture cause you got me to smile.

Nuts & Bolts was great. You N64 tardbabbies are wrong.

Strongly consider suicide if you agree with Jontron on anything.

user, please.

For those confused with why on earth the Microsoft characters are appearing in the Nintendo version of Austimcraft, it's because of the upcoming "Better Together" update, which will add crossplatform play between the Windows 10 version AKA the inferior version of Minecraft the Xbox version, and the Nintendo Switch version. So because of this, all three of these versions will get their platform's skins.

Also

Pic related you disrepectful nigger faggot.

The Final Fantasy series started on the NES, they're just using Cloud because he's the face of the series.

Jontron thinks that "The Patriarchy" doesn't exist.

It is indeed a great game, certainly holds up a lot better than Banjo Kazooie which is a poor man's Mario 64, at least Crash was different enough to be its own thing. Most people who shit on N&B never really grew up out of their childhood and whenever you ask them what is so bad about N&B they either are
Or in most cases they didn't even play it.

News flash. Most video game companies get along just fine. Microsoft wouldn't mind Banjo in Smash at some point.
twitter.com/xboxp3/status/584023190692737024?lang=en

I can't help but wonder if we were better off when they didn't.

Even when he's right, he's wrong. Because he's fucking Jontron.

My nigga gets it.

Well, Console Wars and Yakuza in the Nineties brought us quite different consoles and libraries, so you're kinda right.

Found the nigger.

I can understand not liking the collectathon gameplay but this is stupid

That's not what I said you dumbass. Jontron and the N64 babbys hate the game.

Nintendo: No longer better than Sony and Microsoft as a company.

t. Destiny

really user? got more?I came harder than I care to admit

so how much are they making kids' parents pay for 5 minutes worth of work that anyone would do for free?

Nah, that was the only one I could find.

Why must you do this to my dick?

I always found it funny that people sided with destiny not because of what he said,but because jon said something controversial and so he must be the better person by default,from the nigger who was revealed to say "lol wuts wrong with incest"

Aren't these skins in the Playstation versions?

Cloud (and many other FF main characters like Lightning) is also in Theatrhythm Final Fantasy and it's sequel as well as Final Fantasy Explorers all on the 3DS.

You should be banned

Stupid penguin, take that. Weebs eternally btfo

Maaaark!

Still salty to this day.

That user deserves a crate of beer.

So does this make Mark a Halo fan

I want to like N&B, but it has too many overbearing problems. The vehicle creation is great. Exploring the main hub world is great. The soundtrack is amazing. Nothing else is. Every world is large and vacuously empty (aside from logbox, which is so enclosed, cluttered, and vertical that traversing it with anything is annoying), save for the mission givers and haphazardly placed enemies. And there are only a few mission givers at a time. For some unknown, but probably idiotic, reason, each world is divided into several instances, each with a different set of missions, instead of just sticking all the missions in a single instance. These instances are exactly the same, aside from the placement of NPCs. The only justification for them are the Gruntilda fights, which tend to actually change the world in some way. It feels like intentional padding to make the game seem longer, as there are only six worlds.
Another problem with the worlds is how they ended up affecting mission design. Every mission feels hollow, as they all take place on this world that's been designed as a sandbox, instead of an obstacle course for actual missions. You don't get tightly designed levels for each mission. You just get this cordoned section of a sandbox. There's no excitement in exploring worlds outside of the missions, either, as the only things to find are notes. You can't find extra parts like in the hub world. There's no unique enemies to find. No puzzles to solve. They didn't even bother with the effort of making unique NPCs for each world. They just reuse the same ones over and over again, many of them just taken from the earlier games.
Being on foot is awful, too. It's slow, clunky, and doesn't feel nearly as good as the previous games. You have no reason to go on foot, unless you're outright forced to, either because a vehicle can't go somewhere, or you need to pick something up to put in your vehicle.
And then there's the art design, which is subpar at best, character-ruining at worst. Banjo and Mumbo Jumbo got the worst of it, going from naturally rounded to weirdly angular. The only character design I like is Humba Wumba, and I think that's mostly because the tied shirt makes my dick erect.
You say no one gives a proper criticism of N&B, but I've yet to see a proper defense for its problems. The game gives you a great vehicle building mechanic, then fucks it up by making everything you do with vehicles be terrible. It's not an awful game, but it's not a great one, which makes it not worth Rare teasing a classic collectathon, only to give fans, who had been waiting eight years for the Banjo Threeie that had been promised, something completely different.

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MS wanted Banjo and Kazooie in smash bros.

She's really a qt in her new design.

> MS wanted Banjo and Kazooie in smash bros a good game for once.
FTFY
I'd like to say that Microsoft ruined Rare, but I'd go so far as to say that Rare were always shit, and it was Nintendo's iron boot that kept them in line and stopped them faffing about.

Imagine if they had fucked up so hard that Banjo and only Banjo got into smash.

Some old rare fan would probably firebomb nintendo and microsoft

Microsoft finally gave Rare the "freedom to do what they wanted".

And what's the big project all their creative minds finally committed to doing?

An utterly mediocre-looking pirate MMO

Yeah, Rare got the creative freedom to do what they want. Sure. So long as it's an open-ended multiplayer (at least four, no more than 16) title with loads of potential for cosmetic DLC and microtransactions.

It's basically Blackwake+ with an Overwatch aesthetic. And I really wouldn't be surprised if, just given the general vibe of the game, that it was originally meant to include Hololens/Mixed Reality support somewhere further down the roadmap as an update or paid DLC - but they shitcanned it and kinect after seeing how much of a non-start the PSVR has had.

I just don't understand.

I feel so incredibly bad for this damn penguin

I have to wonder if that was JollyJack's doing.

youtube.com/watch?v=zX9FO2p7qWw
youtube.com/watch?v=afkFr_WIpHQ
youtube.com/watch?v=-StVwe2D39k

I bet you're responsible for this

No matter what, you tardbabbies just can't give Rare credit for being shit on their own. You always have to say "no, this is all Microsoft's fault", and don't ever let them own their own failures.

You forget that Rare wasn't that great before the Microsoft acquisition either. The only reason you remember them fondly is because you wasted your childhood allowance on an N64 and know that Rare basically carried the system on their backs.

It was a a pitch that used a modded version of Goldeneye Rogue Agent for the DS (the reused sound effects prove this). It was never actually in development by Bungie.

I do know about it, it's just that I don't think it really counts because it wasn't a released game. They have to draw the line somewhere.

Yes it was. Here are the design sketches.

I hope you get raped by a nigger

Go back to reddit

I didn't forget. I've never played Rare games beyond a demo for Viva Pinata (which was pretty alright) and Conker's Bad Fur day, which was highly over-rated. Didn't have an NES, SNES, or N64 growing up.

Even granting that Rare are colossal fuckups on their own, that doesn't mean that they can't be double-fucked by Microsoft sticking their fingers into the development process.

gtfo weebshit

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