Whats the most autistic thing a stormfag or alt-righter has ever said to you?

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Good question, user. That's kind of a toughie… But if I'm going to pic the worst one of them all, it would have to be the most deceitfully influential of them all, the one that was the gateway to me believing the rest of his bullshit:

… That "National Socialism" was basically socialism on a nationalist basis.

I know better now, of course. There's a reason Holla Forums calls it Not Socialism, because the German proletariat didn't democratically own the means of production. Corporations were still intact for a whole new porky to fuck the proles, just as long as porky wasn't Jewish. That, and Hitler outlawed workers' unions and sent any workers protesting their oppression to concentration camps for being "Bolsheviks".

I still wanna cut that little shit Nazi's throat for having me fooled for too damn long…

The damn NAZI dun FOOLED ME!!

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nothing uniquely autistic, just the usual autistic stuff. what did you expect?

I told him that class is the social relation to the mode of production, and there are different classes: Those who own private property and those who do not

He said 'lolno, class is biology'

Really exercises the triceps

"Anarchism is as right wing as it gets, it seeks to eliminate government, leftism only seeks to increase government power."

the majority of people genuinely believe this. I'd love to hear your argument against it.

Heard this one on Holla Forums a couple times and from my high school art teacher many many years ago. Art teacher also said that communism "was like Hitler"

He was a bald middle aged goof who drove a ford focus.

10/10 subtil

"The Jews have infinite money"

Well if you control a bank, you can just like electronically add a bajillion dollars to your account.

Checkmate, zionists.

And we all know "inflation" is just a lie perpetrated by the COMMUNIST JEW ELITE

on a practical note, btfo Holla Forumsyps with the rafiq pill

They taught this fucking shit in my school

The "right-left" dichotomy isn't about less government and more government.

But this way to look at the specter is of course popular among the right, since it obviously benefits them. Who would say "I want to goverment to regulate all aspects my life"?

The only problem is when left winger actually accept this definition, and base their position on this…

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"ur violatin my NAP"

socialist = "a fascist authoritarian"

Anarchism is a left wing anti-capitalist philosophy that was co-opted by right wingers in the 20th century as "AnCap" which is retarded and not real anarchism.

The orcs and humans thing trumps everything tbh

It seems like Milo had a very big impact on the sexual orientations of alt-rightfags.

Had a 5 foot 2 Manlet with a sloped forehead, balding head, and hairy knuckles try to tell me about literal racial hierarchies and Autism Level distributions.

He looked like the next missing link.

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But it was, but it did.

Why do looks and car brand matter that much to you, comrade?

Listening to them claim the genocide against the Native Americans never happened, all the while saying that non-whites moving into the US/EU, and having children is causing genicide of the white race. The mental gymnastics these fuckers play puts even religious fundamentalists to shame. It's kind of like how they say the holocaust never happened, yet at the same time extol the fact jews were gassed/burned in ovens under Not Socialism.

"WE WON THIS LAND THROUGH RIGHT OF CONQUEST, WHO CARES ABOUT NATIVE SHITSKINS"

"B-but these mudslimes are being unfair! Why don't they fight us properly like real men! Abdul having an european girlfriend is anuddah shoah and also a jewish conspiracy"

This basically. I dunno how they justify genocide and ultimately a good thing because native americans aren't human anyway, but then claim that other people fucking is REAL genocide and also not fair to them.

They do have a point though

That people of other races are my blood enemies just because they have different genes.

nobody is asking them to stop, or saying it's unfair. obviously nonwhites will work in their own racial interests. what matters is solidarity among whites to which we will fight back.

"People on the left are correct". Betcha didn't see that one coming. kek

lol dude you're so cringeworthy.

whites = alliance
blacks, jews, everyone else you don't like = horde

Holla Forumstards really do believe real life is a video game.

says the guy that is inspired to "fight the nazis" because he did so when he played wolfenstein
pic related, popular image on Holla Forums

this is, of course, assuming you're white
if not then you're just continuing your racial solidarity

kek the best/worst part is that this guy is fucking serious

That the incident where Nazi U-Boats sinking a civilian ship with 90 british and french children was fake news. Basically everything is a Jewish conspiracy

source: my anus

yeah basically. you got it down to a T.

boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/114670776
check these retards out

that the people in the concentration camps were being "relocated" to the East and that the ones who were "relocated" lived happy lives in Russia. This despite none of them showing up in USSR records

really, it was an entire thread on Holla Forums that devolved into this Holla Forums foot soldier saying he was going to find me and shoot me because i was calling them autistic and retarded

firstdigitalghana.com/ghana-to-launch-space-satellite/ they probably believe the brits have something to do with this.
That would be a misteak.

There's heavy level of ironies all around in that.
Good examples: Willy M and Junker. Junker by far had the more reliable planes, but party seniority determined who got most important contracts, not ability. Funny how that works, while it was wrong decision for Stalin was to purge the old party network, it would've been wholly beneficial to Hitler to have done so. though, eh, not quite so permanently.

that's a bretty standard yankee take, rly. git better PR fgts.

I never really got the orc thing tbh, they're bretty violent, yea, but they also got that "rudimentary understanding of principles of civilisation" like th' ol viking days. Always saw them on the tier of the Beowulf/13th warrior types. hell the Salvatore ones we less nigger-y than the elves, though dude is a bad author overall so maybe that cancels out
Now gnolls, that's probably the more apt comparison, wearing only the plainest cloths, hides, and straps, basically naked save what ill-fitting 'armour' they can loot from the dead.
we really have to eject all the yankees and yankee-influenced. don't forget durr furrhurr was an angloboo too

I got something even more humourous for ya.
Three words: Theodore Robert Beale

no, they're inspired to fight because the limeys are shit at everything they do and the yankees are even shitter. Thank fuck no American colonies have their freedom yet, can't wait to see the stupid that emanates from that. I bet I'm the only one around here that's actually met a Puerto Rican /n/atto. Trust me, it burns.
brit/pol/ was a misteak.
also creep into #thehappening on rizon sometime, jfc their 'musical tastes.' Beck, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, NIN, all this other normie 90s hipster shit. I am basically perm-on-sight there because I couldn't stop shitting all over their 'patrician' musical circlejerks. It's been 3 years now and if I forget to change my default before I go in, the sheer autismal flipouts and immediate ban calls are spectacular. I reiterate, brit/pol/ was a mistake. Severe irony overload at the quarter-jap (who excuses it based on 'Solid Snake is the same way and he's cool, rite?') who enjoys singing "Loser" out of nowhere.
aw fuck, didn't know pastebin staff randomly cull chats. Never saw that happen before. Well, based off names in here right now I'll throw a guess to beckfuck as "Nami" since that's weeb and normie as hell.
tl;dr lesson is always accept only the original product, never these cheap inferior-quality knockoffs.

you need to respond to that guy "Train of Life was just a movie, user."

People who drive ford focuses are generally pathetic people.

One time an autistic pedophile nazi on 4chans /r9k/ tried to dox me because I kept calling him a retard. He ended up finding the wrong person but he was absolutely convinced it was me.

He's still convinced that random person is me. He's one of those PUAHate Elliot Rodgers people.

whooooooa whoa whoa, hang on there boyz
Stupid, but right.
Once again Finland proving to be Winland. Namefagging for highlighting purposes.
irishexaminer.com/viewpoints/analysis/fog-of-war-the-lies-that-lay-behind-ww1-283223.html archive.is/gsj29
Any experienced FoPos in the house? Where did you see propaganda like this before?
I would've thought lefty/pol/ would know better than trusting Porky resources!

Think carefully now!
Because there's way more than one right answer. and some are very recent

This might be a clue:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Donald
Hmmmmmm….

books.google.co.za/books?isbn=1851098798
This probably won't work but
books.google.co.za/books?id=TogXVHTlxG4C&pg=PA2222&lpg=PA2222&dq="6th Winnipeg rifles"&source=bl&ots=OpIx4glaZ0&sig=TNFnMvioTl9f0kg7qWmHUZRZJBs&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjGzsu687PSAhVM04MKHXjEBCUQ6AEIKjAD#v=onepage&q="6th Winnipeg rifles"&f=false
You might also notice something else interesting: Both tales are true! The Lusitania did not launch with those munitions, they were transferred while at sea from the Queen Margaret after a mechanical failure. The U-boat likely witnessed the transfer and believed it to be a ruse.

^this, it's a memecar like the Prius, basically.
If it works/fits your specific needs, great, just be mindful of who signals about it out of traffic.

do NOT bully the Focus

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This.

He's talking about "Netanyahu wanting to annex the West Bank" btw…

I drive a dodge neon. Much better car.

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fun fact, chrysler tried to save around 2 cents on each headgasket sold in the original neon and as a result he ended up having to pay millions in recalls

most of pol are mongrels role-playing as nazis.

not sure why they do it, maybe self-hate.

What a fucking retard. Object oriented programming originated with C++, which was invented by a Swede.

Or maybe just maybe it's because they hate others

That Marx, the man, was conceived by his otherwise Jewish ancestry specifically with their plan in mind to make his parents raise him a Lutheran and write negative things about Judaism in his "On the Jewish Question", so that he would have free reign to criticize capitalism (which is white and white only, according to them) without being suspected of being part of the international Jewry in doing so.

The revelatory messenger of this equally revelatory truth? The self-hating "Chinese NationaI Socialist" autist featured in this edited video of his: youtube.com/watch?v=cplOIn0t-ME.

I talked to him on his Facebook (on which he uses a self-made Swedish name, BTW, and not to avoid identification by antifags but out of pride for his self-admitted solidarity with the Aryans) following the first time I saw his video, which he's deleted, but his Youtube channel is still there: youtube.com/channel/UCP_-9Qa3dl3ayLp283ibEWg.

I could link you to his Facebook but don't think I will, first because he's already disappeared off the face of the public internet and despite still proliferating in his autistic worldview, he no longer projects it outwards onto us. Second, I won't do it because doxxing lite is pathetic faggotry.

I feel kind of bad for that guy. Like what the fuck is he wearing?

So do I.

I think he's wearing some kind of long sleeve T-shirt?