Celeste's "Assist Mode"

I know it's a "game" not meant for me but I still wish death on the developers.

Is it that intrusive? I thought it was just a platformer

Yes.
DON'T SUPPORT THESE DEVS

Why even play the game if you're just going to breeze through it fuck

I know those fucks don't actually play video games but lord in heaven.

Why is this even given the time of day?

It received a lot of 10/10 reviews by (((the usual suspects))) right as it was released and its from the same studio that put Anita on a previous game, it has the potential for a shitstorm.

Why are these people so afraid of a challenge?
Rhetorical question. It's because they've been brought up in a everyone's a winner culture, constantly shielded from even the slightest amount of competition, conflict or offense.

Mixture of that and everything must be made for everybody culture that is today.

Monoculture is a bitch that way.

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HAES you bigot

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Fucking Matt Thorson never made the conclusion to Jumper's story then he does this shit

i do believe but also i'd like some screenshots just to laugh at them

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Can't find in-game photo but here's her character.

I remember porn of this.

Man get a heavy duty magnet and she'd be fucked.

steamcommunity.com/app/251470/discussions/2/

UNREALISTIC STANDARD

Surely not abuse of mod powers,nope

These modes need to start being called "Journalist" mode. I can't imagine why the devs of this game wouldn't call it th–

I see. Now I know why they're shilling this generic looking game so hard now.

That steering assist feature is more for the young kids so they don't fall off the track.

The other day I was looking at the Game Accessability Guideline website ( archive.is/AgJtv ) which talks about all the ways game devs can make games more accessible (to those with disabilities/other problems) and this quote comes up in the "Offer a wide choice of difficulty levels" section.

Allow as wide a choice as possible, at both ends of the scale, and avoid giving demeaning names for lower levels or or mocking players who use them. Bear in mind that difficulty is about allowing people with different levels of ability the same level of experience, even the easiest setting you can possibly implement will present a significant challenge for some.

I wouldn't be surprised if we stop seeing demeaning names for simpler controls/easier difficulties soon. unless they start calling them "game journalist mode", which is a good subtle insult middleground

I said i'd laugh but i am a ball of WHY

why are you playing the newest socjus indie infection?

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"Game" "journalist" mode, Disabled mode, Differently abled mode, Neurotypical mode, Autism mode

Difficulty settings are one of the worst things you can do to a game. A well designed game will put a lot of thought into getting things like the damage values of the different enemies just right. Difficulty settings basically allow the player to completely screw with the game design and not only that but they are expected to do so before even having played the game. It's basically letting the final say for the game's balance be made by the person least qualified to do so.

The player has no point of reference to know whether easy mode will to too easy or whether hard mode will too hard. Normally the smart thing to do is pick the hardest mode available and then try it on easier ones if you get stuck. Unfortunately a lot of people fall into the trap of thinking "I haven't played this game before so I'll pick easy" and then end up drifting through the whole thing without actually having played it since the aspects of the game which were supposed to challenge the game had been butchered.

is this real?

Think of what wolfenstein 2 turned out like and then try and formulate an answer.

I didn't pay attention at all to the game. I have been slowly pulling away from new video games.

We had threads plastering the front page bitching about it for weeks. Anyway, no, it isn't real.

no

But MK8's steering assist actually hinders the player and prevents them from taking shortcuts and easily utilising key abilities.
It was designed for kids who wanted to just hold down one button and occasionally influence the steering.

not to mention it entirely removes the ability to drift boost.

Good points. Another problem with difficulty settings is games NOT saying what the difference between them is.
I'll just use Metroid: Zero Mission as an example. The game has Easy, Normal and an unlockable Hard difficulty setting. Nothing is stated in the manual or game about their differences and had to look online for actual answers.

It's weird more games don't have sort of training/practice level to experience/explain the differences between difficulty without having restart files. Or do something crazy like determining the difficulty of the game by how well you get through the first level, I was going to use Dark Savior as an example but that seems to change the game story (5 different paths) instead of the difficulty by how fast you get through the first level.

So is this game a meme or is it actually good

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Didn't pirate it yet, but it looks like Super Meat Boy kind of platformer if you ignore the supposed shitty plot.

Reminder that some developers state the intended difficulty for full experience as demonstrated by Furi and Gods Will be Watchingalthought the latter is just RNG bullshit.

ok

Why would you at all?

We're seen Anita be against violent games but doesn't this design mean Anita approves of killing people with arrows, bombs and by jumping on their heads? Like it would have made more sense if she had approved of a cameo in a non-violent walking simulator.

MK8s auto steering is pretty much essential for little kids and literal retards to play. However, its strange that its turned on by default, and fucked me over way more than it helped until I realized what was going on and turned it off.

Cheat menus already have a name.
Never let the cucks rebrand it.
This is a cheat menu for unskilled idiots that have no place playing games in the first place.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
its fucking nothing

I call it, the trend of modern video games! At some point n the future, games will be playable and beaten with no effort for learning disabilities and even vegetables can play it to! Because games in the future can be beaten without a single keyboard input.

This is the future, better die now than feel bad later

She's not against violence, she's for opportunities to self-aggrandize.

"Just give me the controller" mode.

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Old, but should give you a general impression of who you are supporting by buying Celeste

The assist mode and shitty millennial characters were enough to make me say fuck it. I'll just get my NES out if I want to platform.

Generally games don't do anything fancy enough that you can guess by context. Chess games improve the AI, most action games tweak damage values, etc. But sometimes they do subtle things. One example I like is Dawn of Sorrow's puppet master boss. On hard the puppets take four hits to destroy instead of two. Use a slow weapon and you're screwed. One I do not is the massive leap between the first boss of Castlevania LoD on normal vs. hard. I can't remember why but I think it was the monster's aim being predictive and hitting like a truck. From there it makes a lot less difference.

Sage for indie cancer game.

I hate this. I've seen it done and it's really just forcing me to play an easy game because sometimes I like to fuck around and not try my hardest. Doesn't mean I want the fucking difficulty lowered. Fucking RE4.

Vegetable Mode: For those who can't play.

But there's good examples too.
For instance, Left4dead.
You can pick the base dificulty, but then the AI Director will fine tune it. If you're doing well, progressing fast and unharmed, it will throw more hordes your way, spawn less medkits and space out the weapon pickups.
On the other hand, if you're doing rather poorly, your team is severily hurt and maybe you lost someone, you'll find more health kits, more bombs and less hordes.
It's pretty well done because it still works within the dificulty you set, eg: Normal dificulty will never reach Hard dificulty no matter how well you play, nor will it reach easy either even if you suck ass at it.

It's very small details here and there sure, but they impact the game in a subtle way to keep you challenged but not outright slap you out of the game.

But I'd like to see something in-reverse: the more you suck at it, the harder the game becomes. Everytime you die or lose something or miss an objective, the game gets even harder and harder to the point you can't come back from it.
But if you're really good at it, the game would end up being boring, so I'd have a "be good and dificulty the same" mindset and just let the game punish everyone of your mistakes in an escalating manner.

READ THE FUCKING BOOK YOU PLEB
The book is far more fleshed out than the pure retardation that the film came out with, which diverts on a completely seperate plotline that doesn't even exist in the book.

But user, A lot of games do that on accident already.

One noticeable one was Enter the Gungeon, where your reward for not getting hit on a boss was an extra heart container… which you wouldn't really need because you were good enough to no-miss a boss.

If memory serves me, FemFreq did a twitch stream where they played a 4 person game of Towerfall Ascension. Anita and Carolyn Petite (the tranny that looks like the stock image of "an ugly man" put on a wig" + 2 others (I think it was the pedo who moderates her twitch channel and another fag). Anita always had the lowest score and her gameplay seemed like she just didn't "get" the concept of playing like focusing on multiple things at once (moving + awareness + knowing what you want to do next). After her terrible performance she "had to go". I can't remember if the tranny, pedo and fag continued to play or just stopped the stream there.

Asissy Mode

Most old games were like this, like Gradius which takes away all your powerups if you die. Except they also got easier the better you were.

Thanks Holla Forums. Time to fire up the ol seedbox

Fuck of faggot

It really applies to just about every shootemup ever that doesn't park you back at the start of a level when you die.

EtG was bad

How unexpected. I don't understand how people can continue feeding nintendo money after all the bullshit they have pulled.

It doesn't entice me to buy their product. What now?

It's almost as if you can't appeal and please everyone and if you pander to one audience another will hate you. Just because a megacorp made a decision the sole purpose of which was profit doesn't mean we have to like their product because "capitaism".

I believe that's the definition of e-celeb.

It's like you don't understand that catering to retards makes your product less desirable.
Just call it a cheat menu and call it a day.

Fuck
Fucking hell this is eating me up inside. He makes more money than I do and can squat more too. All he does is squats, get people to pay him for dancing on cam and drink that soylent crap. How the fuck am I so inferior to a trap?

So what happened next? Did you do gay things together like the fag you are?

you are ultra gay

People who do sex related work tend to do things to enlarge their genitals, that's all.

But what does any of that have to do with video games?
you gonna fug him?

Assisted Living Mode

I'm not going to have gay sex with a man in a dress with a cock bigger than mine.

But wouldn't a trap want to reduce the size? I mean, I haven't asked him about it or even let him go into any detail on what he does in his occupation but I highly doubt getting his benis enlarged is something he would do.

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you're the gay tbh also feminine men are basically teenage girl wet dreams and thus having a big dick makes that awhole of alot better

The only good trap is a fake trap.

SMH fam.

>Acts like and thinks she's a guy
That's even worse.

This is the way to do it.

You're just going to feel even worse.

Games Journalist mode. Has any game done this yet?

I seriously considered putting in a future game of mine, but I really prefer to not be so direct in my insults.

This is your legacy now.

Dick in vagina would convince her. Sadly the ending was garbage like with every other harem that doesn't go the harem route so we'll never know.

Here and here.
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I also have a friend who's very effeminate but is hung like horse, but that isn't stopping me. I've gotten girthier with the pump and my erections remain hard with the test, not only that, but it seems I lose weight faster and feel more aggressive and confident. Sometimes you need a little boost.
I helped my friend make a pin on the zeemaps /cuteboys/ map btw, look around the coachella valley
Second pic is also very good, you could also take some maca and pygeum if you'd like, Yohimbine helps workout, but sexual endurance is also a bonus.
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Is that what they call the abortion mode?

Nigger. Stop being friends and start lifting you faggot.

Alternatively

Every time.

tomorrow is best theme

Soy isn't going to turn you into a sissy fagboy the second you eat a gram of it, and phytoestrogens aren't processed like natural estrogens are, besides that milk has far more estrogens nowadays.

Have you actually taken it. Here is DE-oiled Soy Lecithin. No sissy faggot shit, cum like a king and not a damn peasant.
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The estrogen this gives you, if you can even say that, isn't even a 'blip' on the radar compared to the test you'll make by lifting and supplements.

Forgot to say, but if you are well under 18, then this should be the perfect chance to do this due to you developing and being more susceptible to growth. If you're a few years under 25, it's fine too, but it won't be as dramatically effective, shouldn't stop you from getting and attempting your goals of course.

That's not how you spell amber

Amber hurts my eyes. Tomorrow is king and has been since halfchan.

The way I'd do something like this is that every time you die, the Devil offers you the opportunity to sell a part of your soul so you can immediately continue where you died. However, every time you do deal with the devil, you become more strongly infused with demonic essence, allowing you to tank more damage and rip through enemies with increasing ease, to the point where nothing even poses a challenge anymore and the game falls apart because you're so blatantly overpowered.

If you deal with the devil over seven times, you will fully become a demon and you can respawn infinitely. Enemies will no longer bother attacking you but instead flee on sight. However, the final boss would be brutally difficult (but possible) to defeat, repeatedly killing you with almost every strike until you either give in or do manage to kill the final boss. You cannot refund your soul, the only other option is to restart the game (the game itself having the length of a NES platformer) and beat the game fair and square without continues.

Journos would have their Journalist Mode, which technically lets them complete the game, but the very idea of selling your soul should make it obvious that that's not the way the game is meant their played. It's no different from creditfeeding in arcade games, but here a storyfag reason is added for why you'd want to 1cc the game, and journos just can't resist storyfaggotry.

Fucking hate everything right now, Piss off you blogging fuck! nobody care you derailing cunt! Get a fucking life! what make you fucking special by posting a shit story that I bet you posted on 4chan or others!

THIS IS WHY NOBODY CARES ABOUT FUCKING (YOU)! A SEPTIC TANK OF GARBAGE! NOTHING OF FUCKING VALUE!

go on! call me out! doesn't make any fucking differents over the fact that nothing is enjoyable anymore!

so you're a fucking pussy? got it

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That reminds me very strongly of some 3D collectathon on kikestarter where the whole gimmick was that you could sell parts of your soul in exchange for permanent additional skills. It's still not out.

Do you really think they'd figure that out? These subhumans who celebrate cuckoldry and have such low test they begin balding when they're 13?

Worked for Undertale

Wasn't there one armored core game where if you gameovered you had to sell your body to science just to continue?
And it you did it enough eventually the prototype parts they slapped onto you would make you overpowered as fuck.

Is that game any good?
Can I make a big guy 4u who can go around and fuck all the women and monstergirls?

Autism mode is Extreme Hard (Nightmare). Makes sense

This game is a testament to a herd mentality. There's 9's &10's across the board, and everyone is praising what a masterpiece this game is. It's god damn surreal to me, as someone who has played the first 1/3 of the game, I find it to be a very flawed game that doesn't warrant really any of its praise. The most glaring of which being its collectibles which offer the player no incentive, and are in overabundance. An issue made worse by the game's tendency to gate collectibles after too much progress, requiring you to replay portions of the level if you reach a story event that happens to progress the game or start some scripted event.

Fucking game journos shilling sub-par indie trash. I loathe these journalists who praise utter fucking mediocrity solely because it made them feel something. Oh, and the fucking story. It's told through Tumblr tier artwork and serves as an allegory for the main character's anxiety. It's generic indie shit of the highest caliber, with all the staples of bull shit housed in one shit heap.

Thanks user

Low testosterone would reduce balding.

stop listening to anybody who gets rewarded for reviewing shit.

All I heard it's about a girl with depression climbing a mountain.
And apparently it's somewhat difficult.

Not completely, as far as I understand. Baldness is determined by a bunch of other hormones and by the number of hormone sensitive hair cells that you're born with.

What's the artist's name?

The game is actually pretty good. Collecting the strawberries actually isn't a big deal. Maybe collecting them all does something, but so far I've only tapes and hearts to unlock levels.

like an user said, they put Sarkeesian, the jew queen of the sjw mafia, on a previous game
so the sjw media is shilling for it to gain brownie points

That hair, oof, but the damn whore hoop earrings are a stain.

She's not a 'games reviewer' either she's a fucking fraudulent fat malcontent whiner who's paid by cretins to talk about shit she knows NOTHING about (and actively doesn't engage in), glances at a title for anything that night make a fat girl dull girl with an inflated opinion of herself get huffy and then focuses an electron microscope on it at the exclusion of everything else.

Anita Sakreesian is to 'game reviewing' as a toilet scrubber is to a bathroom fitter.

Why am I seeing a swathe of Anita skinned NPCS in porn situations, surely that's what she secretly wanted all along.

I cannot stomach this mix. Pick a fucking style and stick to it.

It's not outstanding, I have no idea why its being praised as one of the best games ever made, but it's not bad.

Sometimes fun, sometimes frustrating, but I'm perfectly okay with the purcha-

Dammit

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BADLY

Why does anyone care about this game anyway? It's not even nearly as good as Meat Boy.

The male-pattern baldness is a trait on the X chromosone. If you have it, there's no counter since males have a Y chomosone alongside instead of a chance of another X chromosone without the trait. Lord help if you're a woman with both X chromos with the trait.