It seems that many important historical figures, including writers, politicians, scientists, musicians etc, have been revived. Somehow, you have been tasked with introducing them to the new forms of media and most importantly, selling them on video games. You can pick whatever historical figure you choose and three games that you would show him or her, what do you pick Holla Forums?
Personally I would pick pic related and show him Bloodborne, Darkest Dungeon as well as Silent Hill.
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Hitler. I would shoe him Katawa Shoujo, Doki Doki Literature Club, and Persona 3 to convince him that Japan can still be our greatest ally.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, I show him Contra.
Arnold is still alive user
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Is this bait, two of those aren’t Japanese
Keep Persona 3 I guess (or replace it with another SMT game, either option’d work fine) and show him Xenoblade or Ys or Valkyria Chronicles
I'd pick Andrei Tarkovsky and show him the TES series.
Dumbass.
I'd show him Unteralterbach and Shadman comics.
The real Arnold died long ago
that doesnt bring back germany though
How would Hitler react to his cameo in Persona 2?
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Am I getting double-baited here, because this is some pretty good stuff
Frederick Barbarossa, any Total War, or Civilization, and XCOM he would be great for any fantasy RPG, if all the strong and independent women were removed
Joseph Goebbles, Richard The Lion Heart (I), and Genghis Khan are who I would pick. I would show them Wolfenstein II, Assassin's Creed, and Dynasty Warriors 7.
Do you want to make them hate video games user?
I would show this guy the Divide and Conquer mod for Total War, The Battle for Middle Earth II and ask whether he likes what people did when making games based off his work would not show him the new LOTR games for obvious reasons, then I would show him something like Baldur's Gate or Might&Magic.
He wishes he wasn't.
It would be a risky gamble sort of like "Do you see what we have become oh great ones?" If all else fails, I suppose I could backpeddle and show them Mount & Blade: Warband before Richard or Genghis try to decapitate me.
Wow so terrible people engaging in leisurely activities
I would bring Jesus Christ ( live stream this) and we would play tetris while he rants on about the stiff necked usurpacious kikes and how they are ruining this world and how people are blind to it.
Then i will laugh as he disproves the holocaust
I-is this a sign?
OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
they'll just call you autistic and kill you preferably
Goebbles would feel right at home on any chan since he was a proto-user. He'd instinctively understand the nature of memeing and shitposting.
Missed opportunity that one.
I guess that means that God likes tetris, add that to the scriptures
What other historical figures would also feel good on imageboards? Besides the pic in the OP because that's pretty obvious, the guy was basically a proto-neet
Wew lad.
This thread just reminds me of that Lofecraft vs Tesla game that was just released on Steam. Nothing pisses me off more than people riding on the coattails of someone elses greatness to try and sell their shitty lol so random meme game. Not to mention everyone using Lovecrafts creations like Cthulhu despite having no clue how or why it worked and fucking it up miserably, it's just a lazy uncreative way to try and make a dollar off of someone who actually was talented. Fuck public domain, someone who puts so much effort and love into their work should never have it all tainted and ruined by some slack jawed fuckwit desperate for attention. If your idea for a game/whatever really is so good then you won't need to latch on to Lovecraft or anyone else like a fucking parasite in order to get people interested in it. I'm so fucking pissed right now, goddamnit.
Diogenes for sure. I'd say Heinrich Himmler as well.
Any Roman senator, especially Cicero. They'd love to shitpost without actually having to go to the toilet.
For every shit game like that, something nice comes our though. Though I really wish that people would just come up with their own pantheons of eldritch Gods when creating cosmic horror stories because seeing Cthulhu paraded as the villain When he's not even the biggest threat in the Lovecraft unvierse is kind of annoying.
First time ive gotten trips too!
How many of them actually read Lovecraft? Sometimes I get the feeling they just skimmed some wiki or just know the memes surrounding it.
I'd take Hitler and I'd show him HOI III. Then I'd tell him to practice until he stopped fucking losing.
That's how it goes nowadays. They just hop unto wikipedia without reading the material itself.
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wrong pic
the satan/devil statue doesn't look bad
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PREPARE TO BE FREED FROM THE SHITTY KIKE BO
SAVIOR WILL GAS HIM
Richard The Lionheart doesn't get shit on too hard in asscreed though. Asscreed meets him and he's mr honorable reasoned man
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was gonna say hitler and hoi3, but since someone already did that one, i'll go with winston churchill, show him what happens to britain after he sold his country to the jews by means of the cucked games being produced, and make him realize he should've accepted hitler's offer for alliance.
the 'third age: total war' mod for medieval 2 is a bit better than divide and conquer, imo, but both are good. you should check it out if you haven't.
I'd show him Mount & Feast and watch him hunt sea raiders and Nords the entire time.
I'd bring back Salvador Dali and show him stuff like LSD Dream Simulator and Yume Nikki and whatnot.
Then I'd touch his mustache.
Considering he wins in Innocent Sin and the protagonist only gets a conditional victory in Eternal Punishment at the cost of living a cursed life, he'd probably be pretty happy to be represented with such power.
Then you ruin it like a newfag. Nice going kike.
I'd sit some famous gunslinger like Wyatt Earp down and have him play either GUN or Read Dead Redemption. He'd most likely shoot my machine out of frustration, but it sure would be a rootin' tootin' good time.
This would actually be pretty hard to accomplish and also make me feel like a faggot
You need not look for cosmic horror beyond the stars. We live it daily.
The Great Enemy shall perish and we will usher its end.
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Yes goyim, support the Mickey Mouse act, truly nothing of value whatsoever can come from public domain.
OP always sucks dicks for breakfast.
Jules Verne and show him Moonbase Alpha, any submarine game like Das Boot, and Steins;Gate.
I'd bring back my favorite Italian poets, Ariosto, Tasso, and Dante. I'd show Ariosto Gothic II so that he could fuck around in the middle ages like he always wanted, I'd show Tasso the Fire Emblem series because those stories are just like the stuff he wrote, and I'd show Dante Dante's Inferno and hold his hand while he wept.
Ruined.
Who gives a shit if Disney owns Mickey Mouse? This always baffles me when I hear people whining WHY OH WHY DOES DISNEY STILL OWN MICKEY MOUSE who gives a fucking shit? "Oh, if only Disney didn't own Mickey Mouse anymore I could make Mickey Mouse merchandise and cartoons and become a millionaire!!!" is that what's going through your head?
Being able to use someone else's creation won't help you out if you never had the talent or grit to make a good product with it in the first place (and if you did, you wouldn't need their IP) but it'll sure make it easier for you to shit on their legacy with your ham-fisted attempts at copying them.
you're retarded, do you not know how copyright has been abused, often times to put down shit that they have no right in doing?
See: Nintendo going after every content creator on jewtube for daring to post gameplay of their games, fanart/porn creators, and people who make fangames for FREE
The people who originally created mickey mouse are fucking dead you retard, and more importantly a lot of these companies don't even have the original people who created their IPs anymore, they're riding off someone else's work and effort to begin with, and because of how it can be enforced and abused we can't even have shit like fun fan games that try to fix where the creators went wrong or pick up the slack that the creators choose to ignore
Already covered by fair use, you uneducated cretin. If they are making no profit of any kind off it then they're already free to post any of that content as much as they like. Unless the people Nintendo went after were trying to collect ad revenue off the content in which case they damn well should be hit with the full force of the law.
So exactly what I thought, you think that if you're given access to a successful IP it'll be your magical path to fame and fortune. Sorry, Rothshekel, but it doesn't work like that.
You're the special kind of special, aren't you?
But user, this is a thread about dead people.
Who else but a jew (incapable of artistic creativity) would agitate against IP laws to try to steal white men's work and turn a profit off of it?
you sound like a capitalist cuck tbh
But user, adapting public domain stories was exactly what made Disney huge in the first place. IP is a bullshit concept anyways: how the fuck can you own an idea or concept?
And those are still public domain so what's the problem?
The same way you can own property of any kind, kike.
The problem is that fucking nothing is entering the public domain anymore because the kikes who now run Disney are autistically clinging to the rights of Steamboat Willie, everyone else be damned.
Ideas and memes aren't property, you stupid nigger. The moment an idea leaves your mouth or pen other people can fuck around with and improve it. By your logic, if you've ever reposted someone else's reaction image or edited it, you're a jewish thief profiting off the white man's creativity.
Go away vee.
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t. Harlan Ellison
Let him dick around in total war, then show him CK2, HoI 3, and finally some RUSE.
I wonder what Machiavelli could achieve in EVE:Online.
Let Stalin go wild on the Red Alert series.
How do you think Homer would feel about God of War?
I get it, you're absolutely retarded. Protip: Jews thrive in highly legalistic, centralised and consolidated enviroments.
Homer is a fictional character, idiot.
merely pretending
DOH
Edgar Allan Poe and Devil May Cry, since that dude needed to lighten the fuck up.
I bet he'd like Haunting Ground, though. For the titties.
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Does everyone occasionally think about a similar situation to OP? This childish self-indulgent fantasy has come to me before, but I always imagined it was in heaven, and not necromancy.
10/10. Would get memed on again.
Fuck yeah, found the sauce.
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Posted for other user's sake.
Anyway, I'm choosing two, Scipio and Hannibal. Because I chose two, I must satisfy them with six games, not three. Thus, I'll introduce them to Mount And Blade, Minecraft, Company of Heroes, Wurm Unlimited, Civ 5, and Chivalry Medieval Warfare, and I will set it up like a tournament.
In each game, except for Civ 5 and Company of Heroes, both generals have a certain amount of sponsored players on their team. In Minecraft, each has 100 players. In Mount And Blade, each has only 50. In Wurm Unlimited, each has 150. In Chivalry, each has only 25.
Each game has six rounds, the first two pit Hannibal and Scipio together, with their army against computer players, the next two pit Hannibal and Scipio against each other and computer players, and the final two rounds pit only Hannibal and Scipio against each other. Depending on the result of the latter four rounds, a fifth round can be held, where each is given three days to prepare one more assault against the other general. Each round is separated by two days except for the theoretical fifth, where Hannibal and Scipio have access to the game, and can work with the army they have been given. Both can communicate with each other, and technicalities do exist where both can win each round. The prize for winning is nothing and the price for losing is nothing.
Do you think these generals will have a lot of fun with the games and the tournament set-up? Who do you think would win?
Disney made their name making films based on public domain works you cocksucker. Now they're apparently too high and mighty to let things they've made pass into the public domain. Also:
You complete dipshit, you have no fucking idea what public domain actually is. It's the point at which something goes from being intellectual property to a part of popular culture.
Yeah, I should go back in time and claim ownership of all of the common musical scales, then jew anyone making a song. Kill yourself.
>Make Nizetche play Sonic 06 to validate his writings
Them dubs, holy shit!
Those aren't dubs you doubles niggeer.
I show Andrew Jackson, Calvin Coolidge and Theodore Roosevelt pic related. Largely just to get their reactions.
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Shit, forgot the win conditions, and the time limits.
Minecraft's rounds lasts for one week, and the goal is the eradication of the other team and killing the Ender Dragon 30 times. Whoever achieves either wins. Permadeath is on, but a plugin gives mating system, thus letting the generals replenish their armies over time. (They only have 100 players however.)
In the computer round, it is merely LAN multiplayer involving only both Generals, and they only need to kill the ender-dragon twice to win the round. Time limit for these rounds is three days.
Mount And Blade lasts only for a day, and the goal is the eradication of the other team or surrender. Each round switches either the map or the positions of each army.
Company of Heroes lasts for three or so hours, and each are dropped in a 1v1 scenario. Uses game's winning condition.
Wurm Unlimited's goal is the eradication of the other team, and there is permadeath, Two week time limit for each round. This is the only game that both Generals may appeal to the public to garner more troops. There are no beginning two rounds, they are replaced with a six day grace period where neither faction can attack each other and have time to get their shit together. When either faction loses a round, the world is rewound to the grace period, and a additional week is given as a grace period between rounds.
In Civ 5, uses the game win conditions and uses a bigger Earth as the map. Time limit is five days. There are 15 other computer players. In case of a computer victory, it is treated as a loss for both generals. In the first two rounds, either victory is considered a victory for both.
Chivalry Medieval Warfare is a straight team deathmatch. Every two rounds, the maps change, and every round, the teams flip. Time limit is 30 minutes. Whoever has the most kills, wins.
'Computer players', except for Civ 5 are equal to both general's armies combined.