Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with him?

Yikes. What a fucking nerd.

Veganism is a way of capitalists to sell you more expensive shitty products, while it doesn't help environment at all.

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This happens because I type the way I read: only every few words.

My initial joke post aside, I eat mostly fruit on my own and cooked foods at restaurants on the weekend. It doesn't cost that much, I'm a neet with no budget.

Prepare for a vegan shitstorm. This triggers them hard because it is their latest fallback argument as all their other ones have become unreliable, as this one will in a few years as well.

if there's ever a socialist revolution, I want to force PJW and SJWs to eat the gooey shit out of eachother's arseholes, to visually represent what is already going on in a more metaphorical sense in the exchange presented by OP.

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Also I don't like those "alternatives." For reasons aside from the price. Processed, have a lot of excess unnecessary shit and I don't like the feeling of "grease" at all on food.

To their small credit the ones that simulate "the taste of meat" do a pretty good job with that, but I don't really care for that taste so there is also that.

Nothing triggers meat eaters harder than the knowledge that some people don't eat meat. You don't know the amount of times I've had to casually mention that I cant eat something (because it was being offered or someone asked me what I want for some reason) and the immediate defensive/offended responses I've got when I had to explain why just to decline the offer. Not to go full peta mode and force them to eat the same way I do. I don't act like onision and cry or yell when people eat meat in my presence.

I know there are some proselytizers on my "side" as well but meat eaters can be just as offended and demanding over other peoples life choices. The difference is you're in the majority and don't have to explain a simple want to not eat something and have to hear the same boring ass rationalizations and "tests" for why I should and they do every other time you meet someone new.

who even gives a flying fuck

Paul Joseph Watson needs to be put into a giant truck sized blender, tied up, legs tied up, arms.

You flood it with Ketchup, his nasally voice screams out, shrill as a bat, "NO, GOD PLEASE NO!"

You beat his body in a rain of disgustingly well done steaks.

He is nearly drowning now in the layer of ketchup below.

You add another layer of katchip. You hit.

Blend.

All you can hear now is PJW's screams suddenly silenced, and stains of cum and viscera hitting the sides, before it all becomes one.

You feed Donald Trump.

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or should i have responded with this

Why are your posts becoming good?

They've always been p good tbh

He'd be more likely to say "Don't you know capitalists invented this blender and your ipod?!"

*1 dollar yelled in the background.*

Hoochie is also shitting on tankies in another thread so she's cool with me tbh.

Somehow that's more offensive than his general character.

Cringe: The Thread

What's wrong with this person?

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namefagging without tripcode is perhaps the faggiest thing possible

He's begging to be part of Trump's ketchup steak pee pee harem tbh

Drip? I remember that from my CYDiot days!

pic related

Only americans would excuse someone eating a steak well-done with ketchup.

I didn't like steaks myself - when i was a child.

You can be vegan without buying those shitty products retard. I'm not even vegan btw.

isnt PJW something other than a fucking disgusting burger? I swear only burgers are so fucking bad with food that they do this shit

We Bongs are infamous for our lack of culinary sophistication. It's largely an unfair stereotype but there are still lots of Brits who think good food is poncy.

I know it's from Jack but nothing else, I just got the reaction image from someone else

I might be a furry with shit taste but not that shit.

fuck right! bongs only eat meat, potatoes and ketchup, and whatever they imported from brown people

Geez sorry, I forgot I still had it on, so sue me.

Sounds like white Americans.

Mayonnaise needs to fit in there somewhere.

Uhm, don't forget fish.

They are all a mess now.

that was actually kinda funny, you really are one of the best posters here

[spoiler]I can tell you masturbate to this kind of shit[s/spoiler]

Nigga, I was a vegan for a little while. I've done a mountain of research. Vegans are completely right. No need to argue, google is your best friend as well as PubMed

'Unreliable'? What kind of arguments do they have that are unreliable? It is a proven fact that eating meat is unhealthy (no matter how much you 'balance''''' your diet) and is harmful to the environment

best tripfag we have.

Almost no steakhouses my friends worked at, including one very high end one, serve ketchup with steaks and from what they told me medium-rare or rare was the most common steak. I guess this is what ideology looks like.

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Don't argue with it dude, just let the infowarriors give themselves bowel cancer

Rather be a hipster than a yuppie

yum

Why would you want a steak to be uniformly cooked?

you can uniformly cook it rare/mid-rare mid. then just brown the outside for better taste.

Because in a steak cooked soley on a high heat source, you get varying levels of texture, like a medium rare steak, some is overdone, some is underdone, and that is when cooked properly. There is a huge gap in the temperature you use to cook and the temperature you want the inside to be when done.

In a uniform low heat you can cook the whole meat to the optimal temperature while retaining all the moisture, then searing for the flavour (or searing before the sous vide)

You have a medium rare steak in every portion of it, bar the seared outside.

If you order anything above medium rare at literally any restaurant the chef is going to give you a shittier and older (probably frozen) cut of meat.

Nope. If it's mignon or fillet, they are all already precooked rare, the take them out of the oven to cook to order, you can have your well done, it will all have been cooked earlier in the day, or the day before.

That should read, they 'take them out of the FRIDGE, not oven, to cook to order. They put them in the oven to finish.

I actually think he may be loosing his fucking mind

Is it too late to have the Paul Blart presidency?

Meta-studies have shown that Veganism is quite unhealthy, not quite as bad as eating a shit ton of beef but worse than pretty much any other relationship with animal products. There is quite a lot of research showing that reduced meat, pescatarian, and vegetarian diets are healthy. Vegans point to the latter and hope you don't notice that its not actually a study of vegan diets.

Pubmed links are the surest sign of incompetence. It's a database of government funded research with neither the specialized depth of paid databases (and while I don't expect people to actually shell out the kind of $$$ they charge any halfway decent university will include them in the absurd tuition fees) nor as complete a set of materials as Google Scholar.

Considering Americas recent run of former actor presidents I wouldn't rule it out

mix the ketchup with hot sauce famalam. its delicious.

Is that a real news article? I mean, a fake news article?

It's just marketing m8. Everything to get the click click clicks.

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