Does someone at Nintendo have a severed hand fetish?

NOOOOOOOOOO

Probably some Yokai that looks like it.

Woooow. Can we like not be so problematic, Nintendo?

I beat Glover recently. It's fine if you don't play it for more than an hour or two at a time.

It's also easier to animated without limbs. Just have everything move independent of each other.

Sexist much, Nintendo.

How would you impregnate her?

Handjob

I think they tried to tap into the imagination of every kid at the lunch table when they would pretend their hands were different things.

I remember when I was a kid I got in trouble for "shooting the bird" before I even knew what it was when I turned my hand into a tank. I was a very sheltered child.

You know, hands aren't too different from feet paws

Their piss easy to animate, that's why.

At least you didn't go to one of the schools where they would suspend you for making finger guns.

I got suspended once, but because our finger guns were loaded

Is there a correlation between children's entertainment companies and weird sexual interests?

That's a stumper.

I have a better question for you.
Is someone who faps a lot a hand fetishist?

They only do that nowadays. I remember running around and shooting my fellow male friendos with our "guns" around playground equipment. That would have been…1995-7 or so maybe? I'm afraid that portion of my memories have been lost to aether of time.

I distinctly remember getting in trouble for stick fighting with a fellow consenting kid. Women are the worst when it comes to ruining fun. P.E. should be exclusively overseen by male teachers. Women just don't get it.

We weren't even really going at it and we got put "on the fence". Thats where they made you stand by the fence until the end of playtime. No talking and no moving. Fucking crotchety withered vaginas have no place overseeing children at play.

Here's the red pill for you. How about all the furry centric cartoons disney pushed out in the 90's? I don't even swing that way but if I see gadget from Rescue Rangers some part of me deep down gets hot and bothered.

Also those catchy fucking theme songs.

What's wrong with you? Don't you have any notion of hygiene?

Depends if it's the thought of being touched by the hand that gets you off. If you can switch between your hand and a fleshlight, hen you're probably not attracted to your hands. If you've fapped to Thing from the Addams Family, then I have some bad news for you.

I completely forgot about the furries. I still know some people that openly admit to wanting to fuck Lola Bunny from Space Jam. Gadget does something for me too, but it's more that I like cute mechanics than anything else.

Of course that I have a notion of hygiene, I clean my hands thoroughly before touching my dick.

What's up with these boobs?

More damning evidence.

I'm also a fucking degenerate and have had deviant thoughts going back to before the age of 12. They are things I will never admit to thinking about because my prebuesent mind didn't have a proper framework to deal with sexuality in any context. Looking back now, I know that my particular brand of autism isn't that unique so that means there were probably others like me telling themselves similar sick and deviant stories as well.

That means (law of nubmers here), somewhere out there someone probably fantasized about Princess Peach falling into a pit of bulbasaurs and getting tentacle raped by their vine whips repeatedly. Maybe no one in this thread…but someone out there definitly had that same fantasy or something fairly similar. This is before I even used the internet. Real original content.

Funny how the girl looks scarier than the goblin thing

If it's so easy that it's generally a good idea to do again and again, why does Nintendo do it way more often than any other game company?
Most head-and-hands bosses outside of Nintendo actually have other body parts.

>>>/robot/

we need another bui purge to flush neogaf, reddit and cuckchan down the shitter

I still maintain Bui did nothing wrong and people don't seem to understand that

Go to bed hayato

Bui is a faggot who upspends growth drives to get everything ruined with fat shit.
No don't look that up but understand that bui is a faggot.

What?
He likes feet, what are you talking about?

sega did it too in NiGHTS

because nintendo makes kids games that are meant to be accessible to the worst possible players and these are highly universal design tools.

I remember some bui screencaps but didn't save them. Anyone got something like that?
The one I'm thinking of had a crying Wojak edited to look like Furret.

If by nothing wrong you mean destroying /furry/ and generating oc on Holla Forums you are absolutely right

What the fuck, this is the second time this week that I've seen an image/thumbnail relating to this fucking bootleg Launchpad McQuack cartoon.

Nintendo knows how to pander to their core demographics

Weren’t a lot of characters from kids stories and fables animals? Maybe cartoon characters being animals are a natural consequence of these stories then a Jewish agenda.

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With some object inflation thrown in, nice.

Yeah here it is
fairytalesoftheworld.com/quick-reads/the-wolf-and-the-seven-little-goats/

Missed a couple.

Now that you mention, even ancient myths were full of fetuses
Vore
Beastislity

Man's degeneracy is as old as time

Wasn't Zeus constantly turning into various animals so he could fuck human, mortal women?
I was under the impression he fucked them all as the animals, rather than transforming into a human form like some kind of frog prince god of sex.
Although these stories usually tell you it's a bad thing to fuck animals and being a slut is inadvisable. A warning of sorts.

Incestuous Beastiality +Cum Eating

Pretty much every Greek myth is caused by the consequences of Zeus taking an animal form and fucking somebody

Pic unrelated

Depends on the story, he's fucked women as a bull, swan hell once he was a "golden shower' no not piss you queer as in a literally beam of light and got plenty of girls pregnant. It's more TF fetishism then anything else really

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Man they even had male pregnancy to an extant.

DEEPEST LORE

im glad someone else is kurooshitposting, that means all these crops i made weren't in vain

Footfags need to be scraped across the pavement.

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Actually the one I used was a separate submission e621, so

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How about that one time the concept of the primordial chaos impregnated his own mouth to later spit out the first two gods?

autofellatio

you will never use an eevee like a living onahole

none of you have been to the abyss

Didn't Odin end up hanging from Yggdrasil by his feet and bleeding everywhere, then went "lol I'm a god fuck that" and sacrificed himself to himself as a testament to his power, thus discovering runestones?

wew

I have, and I've gone deeper.

Neck yourself

I'll just leave this here
exhentai.org/g/550868/14a2e410ea/

No, he jerked off with his feminine hand and presumably shot into his mouth, whether accidentally or on purpose.

Sound possible. It's not as fucking retarded as the myths from the Mediterranean.

Reminder that Doug Winger, the grandfather of furry porn as we know it and most of its staple fetishes, drew backgrounds for Dora the Explorer and Angry Beavers and worked as a designer for toy companies such as Playmates Toys, Hasbro, Mattell, etc. He was also the Acting System Engineer for the Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II's AN/AAS-35(V) Pave Penny laser spot tracker.

Didn't he died last year?

2015 actually

have to admit i dont know the sources of either of these

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I'm trying very hard to figure out which Pokemon this is.
At first I thought it was some stylized Meganium, then I figured it might be a Charmander or Squirtle being sucked into a butthole or something, but the tentacles coming out of the face are really throwing me off. The only Pokemon that comes to mind is Lileep, and this obviously isn't a Lileep.
I am certain this is a Pokemon stuck in some kind of bizarre fetish scenario, but the species escapes me.

Bad artist.

Better artist.

Out of morbid curiosity and my own lack of self-preservation, I searched this man up. One thing came to another, and I found this.
en.wikifur.com/wiki/Herm

Back then i just thought about fucking princess zelda. I was always a vanilla guy.

At least he was worth something, far more than furshit.
There's others furry artits that do something useful, beyond drama and jew other furries ?
inb4 Holla Forums's favorite mascot creator

Who, Libbie?

He practically coined the term himself.

>not hate fucking the her fat otaku ass

git on my level

Well I'm also very autistic and I didn't have that much interaction so I ended up telling myself a lot of stories. Many of them were lewd

I see your bug-wans and raise you brainsucking guro with piss and shit play.

Beat that faggot.

no

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This is super common in Hentai what are you trying to say?

hitomi.la/galleries/494635.html

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I raise you kids fucking each other as they turn into insects

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That was a fun thread.

They all live though. They're not dead and shitting/pissing themselves

I guess I don't have that one. Speaking of soul vore though how about an invasive soul sucking vaginal cavity

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ok that's enough

damn this could almost be hot if it weren't for the RPG boss attack taking up have the panel real-estate

She looks pretty euphoric to me tips fedora

This looks like a animorphs book cover on ketamine.

All the important information is on display. Given their positions you're not missing anything based on the angle you're viewing things at.

Without the "boss panel" the context of the situation would be lost. Unless you wanted to add shitty dialogue that cheesify the context.

I don't need that context when a got a horned girl pulling some futa with their arms bound into the breasts, and leg locking them, that's pretty solid right there

Then it's just fucking. There's nothing wrong with that but it's not explicitly soul vore.

the soul vore is so stupid to me i could pass on it

>/monster/ /christian/ says it's not furry soul vore unless it has a snout the soul goes to purgatory

You don't need a boss panel to describe to you that a succubus is sucking someone's soul out, plenty of other artists do the same shit. The frothing at the mouth and glossy eyed stare at the end should be enough to convey what just happened. At worst of SFX of "crack" or etc at the end would convey that something obviously broke.

This isn't even soul vore, it's just a succubus eating a soul as per normal.

I tried to find the fucking Toblerone comic but all I got was this shitty chucklefuck meme. Feels bad man

You don't need dialogue either. Show me some of this "same shit" of a similar quality.

If we're implying "soft vore" she would need to "eat" the entire soul "whole". If we are implying "hard vore" she would need to cut into bits/cook the soul and then "eat" the soul. Vore also implies a physical component eating another physical component if she first ripped out someone's soul and swallowed it seen this before that would be the closest to "vore" you could get. This is just a succubus absorbing/eating/fucking away soul energy as per normal with abstract diagrams.

Got you covered.

This is just semantic shit then. How do you need it to be phrased to count as vore for you then?

I love a good [CRACK]

This is the working definitions of vore. It is a fetish that involves eating things, sub categories include anal and penis vore, but you'll notice both of those list the thing doing the absorbing not the thing being absorbed. "Soul vore" as a word doesn't even make sense as it would imply the succubuses "soul" is doing the absorbing. If you wanted an artist that can convey soul drain which is what this is actually called as a fetish without useless diagrams here you go. exhentai.org/g/1114068/337d51d777/

I'll also refer to it as soul drain but again we're drifting into semantic territory. I don't think most folks even recognize the difference between vore and drain fetishism. It's not too often I'll see someone even mention drain specifically outside of certain /d/ threads.

I would fold soul vore into the grander folder of drain fetishism in general which in my book includes, energy, free will, blood, or basically anything that can be drained. Technically cum would fall into this category as well but then we go back to my original point that regular fucking (which would result in cum being drained from a man's dick) doesn't really feel fetishistic for me. Feels par for the course.

Seen it before. I prefer the "boss panel" take but now we're drifting into subjective territory.

What a fucking thread this has become.

Penis milking would be the word you're looking for. Forcefully causes a guy to cum over and over again with forced orgasms is definitely a fetish. It's usually paired with forcing him to cum so much he starts shooting blanks but keeps orgasming.

OP here
this isn't video games at all

We know.

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again

Milking would be the better searching term as you inferred. As far as quality succubus drain fetishism goes the best work I've found thus far outside of my favorite "boss panel" is this one.

exhentai.org/g/817917/9c35edfc1c/

My only issue with the above is the succubi are a little young looking but apart from that, I found it quite exquisite. Also, they refer to it as "energy drain" but it's pretty obviously soul drain.

You don't fucking say.

Gee, I wonder how that happened.
Press Ctrl+F and type "e9ea0a".

Reported for not belonging on this site.

Hello again, Furret poster.
And yes, I know you're the same one, because I'm convinced there can only be one of you.

Are you sure?

again

I know you're talking about the OoT boss but they actually changed the Kirby boss for the DS re-release because it was wayciss.

I'd fucking hope so, I know there's a lot of autistic people on this board, but I'd find it hard to believe there's a vast majority of autists with a Furret fetish.

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I that doujin the succubus imply that the hero can't die from energy drain, of course, they could have been lying, but a scenario where he gets the suck for the rest of his life to fuel the new demon lords sounds better.

Why would you want to die?

Then it just turns into regular fap bait of "cum milking" which is about as milquetoast as you can get as far as doujins go. The fetishistic allure of the "soul drain" or "soul vore" concept is that you're literally exchanging your life force for cummies.

Assumingly it would be forced since that's a rather shitty exchange. Unless of course, the story explains that the experience is way better than regular cumming, that the character being drained wasn't aware it was happening until it was too late, that they were too weak to resist or/and they were under some trance.

Triggers for this particular fetish include The Dark Crystal, Hocus Pocus, and Saint Sinners.

Probably the best way to commit suicide.

It frees the hands from the body allowing more complex gameplay first boss design, also its much easier to animate an enemy whoms arms are moving to dynamic positions, especially true for lower pol.

Read the fucking doujin as it literally addresses in detail why it doesn't kill him specifically due to the fact his life force is so powerful since he's already killed "the Demon Lord" at this point in time.

You read nigger. In the panel I posted earlier they clearly state they'll suck him dry until he's dead.

The ending doesn't show him dying so if you don't like the snuff angle go ahead and indulge your milquetoast shit tier fantasy even though it doesn't make canonical sense with the story you're presented with you dumb faggot.

Is the exact phrase they use. Until, as in, doing the action until the person dies, whether this be right now, or old age.

Classic engineer, t. b. h.

This shithole gets worse every day

IS THAT A DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REFERENCE?

Holla Forums pls go

How about at the end where (this is the guy getting drained) says

And you literally see his body withering to a husk. It's a muff snuff ending. You're fooling yourself friendo.

But you're still here

fucking what?

I don't have that cursed comic on my drive. But I'm sure someone here does.

Well now it needs to be posted.

What?

You have my attention

I've known about that story ever since my childhood. I wonder how much it participated into making me the deviant I am today.

GOAT

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Why do devs give zero shits about the portrayal of mesoamerican civilizations in games? It'd be like if you had a level themed around roman ruins, but then had faces from like late medivial manuscripts everywhere and then also had a boss named after some god from germanic tribes

Except for people like the problem is in our perception. Most people don't make the connection between anthropomorphic characters and sexuality. I think the odds increase if someone is sheltered (and thus watching children's cartoons during rapid sexual maturity when you're so horny you'd fuck anything) or they grow up around people who already indulge in this sort of thing, which is why we see them so commonly these days. One day you make that connection, whether accidental or intentional, and then you're stuck with it forever.

It's not even unique to our age or place. Just look at Yukio Mishima. A couple stories about knights in your childhood, an accidental encounter with a classical art piece during puberty, and before you know it you're getting your head cut off by your gay lover.

I saw a flash animation of this.

To be fair, it's not as though there weren't already homosexual components of bushido and samurai culture, which Mishima practicd. Would you a Mishima?

Also Gotou from SMT1 is based off him.

Why is he so perfect?

You can't stop it.

Fuck you, I will not have my all time Pokebro taken from me by faggots.

I would a Shield Society.

The one that got lewd right? i saw it too

Yes, that one. There are also no less than 3 different anime versions of it.
youtube.com/watch?v=zFmf2HeTys8
youtube.com/watch?v=bVPmFmD3F4Y
youtube.com/watch?v=GswJyEh7jgA

Yes

what's wrong with hands?
bosses with big hands are fine
be thankful its not big feet

I don't get it, what's going on in the background?

I miss the ass autist at least he had some class when trying to trick you into his fetish threads. But you? Yeah I wouldn't miss you at all.

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When I saw the OP I figured this was going to be the only reason for the thread

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The cycle is complete.

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How does this thread have so many posts?

i'm pretty sure you could find a 3d who would do that for you
oh, never mind, i misinterpreted what you meant by "fucked to death"

You can be abnormal without being fucked in the head, anons.

I don't see anyone talking about subhuman butcher shit.

I know subhuman butcher shit

This is bullshit. Have you ever heard of a martyr?