Fullderp: Cancerous-Therian Edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

Of course. If we've got a champ, feel free to come in and watch and give him something when he calls for a new team. No experience necessary, and everything's done in-browser.

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
5. If someone re-suggests before 15 minutes have passed since their last request, the champ must ignore it.
6. The champ should replace re-suggests with fresh suggests that come in later.
7. If champ gives himself Smogonmons, he's a faggot.
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Showdown:
play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/
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Pokemon Premades:
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Thread Finder:
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This site will automatically redirect you to the current thread.
Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog!
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Ultra Sun & Moon Movelist Changes:
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tl;dr some gen 7 mons have actual movepools now.
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/roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person.
/invite (username)
This lets people join the battle if the room is hidden.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!
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Previous Thread:


Current Status:
WE NEED A CHAMP

bump

FULL DERP IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

it was never alive to begin with

good riddance

c-champ where?

Surprise! It's you!

FAKE NEWS

Smeargle @ Focus Sash Ability: Technician EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Quiver Dance - Frost Breath - Quick Attack - Endeavor

[Beedrill - Sinnoh (Vespiquen) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 160 HP / 252 Atk / 96 SpD
Impish Nature
- Attack Order
- Defend Order
- Heal Order
- Fell Stinger]

Wouldn't shell smash be better than quiver dance (it's not going to survive a second hit anyways) and extreme speed better than quick attack?

Erry time.

so?

slow boi (Shuckle) (M) @ Stone Plate
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 80 HP / 200 Def / 204 SpA / 24 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Knock Off
- Substitute
- Gyro Ball
- Power Trick

would need either an alakazam to set up a trick room or a lot of luck

make it so.

slow boi (Shuckle) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 80 HP / 200 Def / 204 SpA / 24 SpD
Relaxed Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Knock Off
- Substitute
- Gyro Ball
- Power Trick
this one works better

gimmme uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
water weasle any set

Champ detected

Floatzel named water weasle. Set is free.

HOLY SHIT IT'S CHAMP BATTLE STATIONS EVERYONE WE GOT A CHAMP
rape pills (Quagsire) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Yawn
- Curse
- Waterfall
- Earthquake

THE WALL (Alakazam) @ Light Clay
Ability: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick Room
- Light Screen
- Magic Coat
- Reflect
heres the alakazam

Bouffalant named Tauros - Unova

Free dick with as many sound based attacks as you can cram into it.

checked

Resugging:


GAINS THE CLOWN (Conkeldurr) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

This guy IS chimping, right?

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AS FORETOLD (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 224 SpA / 32 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Doom Desire
- Future Sight
- Protect
- Wish

small mash :DDDDD
yes

What do I name my new lando remover

Smeargle @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Frost Breath
- Shell Smash
- Spore
- Endeavor

Tarjeta Verde: Why were the /ioo, /ionext, and /modjoin sync commands removed?
Tarjeta Verde: I need them to hide my games quickly so people can't scout replays

Why is Lycanroc's midnight form the perfect mix of smug, fluff, and lewd?

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sugg Ledybalk unzips

new
no one sugged a shuckle to me btw

owo

I have come to be your champ

Citizen Trips (Dodrio) @ Leftovers
Ability: Early Bird
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Careful Nature
- Acupressure
- Sleep Talk
- Rest
- Drill Peck

Greninja @ Life Orb
Ability: Protean
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Waterfall
- Night Slash
- Low Kick
- Ice Punch

MAMA FATS (Goodra) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Def / 140 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Flamethrower
- Toxic
- Acid Armor
- Rest

this

also

Goodra (M)

...

let fate decide

the smeargle from earlier

Smeargle @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Rash Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Frost Breath
- Shell Smash
- Spore
- Endeavor

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Champ here, VPN is fugged. Can't nickmane or talk. will try to fix

Nigger here, name the goodra underageanimegirl

we told you 15 goddamn times that chimp can't name mons while banned

think you got the wrong user.

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Are you calling me fat, greasy and male????!?!???11'?

fuck this, new champ. Just use the same team.

that, and your weakness is fairies.

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last one

sad

did you try sucking a hotpocket off to get unb&

Yeah just new champ

Me champ

A goodra named underageanimegirl.

Make it happen.

Chatot

toxic cunt (Gliscor) @ Choice Band
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Ice Fang
- U-turn
- Acrobatics
- Fire Fang

brionne

Kommo-o with Kommonium

F R E E

that's not a free pick, btw. it's a set

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good

...

let's take a look into our hotpocket follower's habits
his last 20 posts are just him saying "no u" over and over on his profile

imgur.com/user/ScorrchingTheaph

My username is an anagram of my real name (first and last), if you think you figured it out, message me and your name will be forever inscribed on my profile.
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Users who have correctly solved my anagram (in chronological order):
@fanntafannta
@ZachGalifinafuck
@walkert05
@Aphasus
@MisleadingInformation
@vesonator
@Panzerfau5t
@TehGrimReaper

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Stephan corrchigh?

reddit.com/user/ScorrchingTheaph


no clue

Stephan R. Highrocc?

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delet this

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mitebgood (Oshawott) @ Eviolite
Ability: Torrent
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Quiet Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Hydro Pump
- Blizzard
- Air Slash
- Hail

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MOTHERFUCKING DONALD TRUMP BANEPOSTING IRL

don't say anything moderately amusing or he'll cap it for reddit

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he better not have stolen my funny

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NEW TEAM

as a reward for hitting 1200, take dependable fish

GOOD GOY (Probopass) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 2
- Toxic
- Pain Split
- Magic Coat / Sandstorm / Stealth Rock
- Endure / Protect

OR

SIEG HAIL

bring your anti-est anti-smogonmon

GOT EM

Resuggs are open

Medicham-Mega @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Fake Out
- Work Up
- Psychic
- Drain Punch

if you don't want a mega, take luvdisk mega

your favorite BALK

should I bother messaging those imgur users to find out his full name

An egg pun.

that's a lot of effort for what could yield low reward.

your call

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this could have all been prevented

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Nannnn (Buneary) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Limber
Level: 1
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Endeavor
- Quick Attack
- Sweet Kiss
- Baby-Doll Eyes

resugg

SIEG HAIL meme

NEED THREE MORE

AI GF (Magearna) @ Leftovers
Ability: Soul-Heart
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Heart Swap
- Pain Split
- Volt Switch
- Fleur Cannon

The True Hero (Farfetch'd) @ Stick
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Night Slash
- Leaf Blade
- Brave Bird
- Swords Dance

any anti steel mon

i was making a farfetch ;~;

chegg'd

Well we could do your farfetch instead. Nanns already there.

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I'll replace the Farfetch'd later

fetchd far far

DINNER!?!? (Farfetch'd) @ Stick
Ability: Keen Eye
EVs: 168 HP / 252 Atk / 68 Def / 20 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Sky Attack
- Toxic
- Yawn
- Night Slash

NOT YOU. NOT YOU. NOT YOU. (Wailord) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Roar
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Scald

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THE BEST

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I literally dindu nuffin

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mod perma'd you for having the audacity to ask him

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he a good goy he dindu nuffin

Well, this is the end of me. Dubs decides what image I send to him as proof of my innocence. pls no dilation

ask if he can somehow tell you all of the offenses

seconding this, if he does put it in the next OP or something. It'll be great.

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;_;/

It's because your name refers to a tranny and Quote is a tranny. Welcome to gappy's world

Quote is a tranny? Really?

HERE WE GO

oh yes please

it's time

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Shits going to get good.

I'm trying to get him to go into detail but he won't

tell him to show you the evidence

Sounding so much more like he doesn't have proof just that he wanting too.

In other words, he's a faggot.

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it keeps happening

I got tired of waiting

...

I can feel the asshurt through the .png

Did he forcibly disconnect you? I didn't know mods could do that.

What a faggot

it was dilation

thats so many layers of salty it would turn seas in sand

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JUSTICE FOR PROTO

He's not going for it.

I think I'm fucked, apollo

Permabans expire eventually because the staff can't code, don't worry. Just clear your cookies and don't log onto ProtoMagicalGirl again

No way, Mr. Wright! I'm not giving up on you yet!
(Now think, Apollo, how do we put this guy behind bars…)
(I got it!)

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...

...

kek

Call me a pussy, but I would probably kill myself if I didn't have an /ignore command.

weaponized autism

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NEW TEAM

get out there and remove some landos for me
NOT YOU. NOT YOU. NOT YOU. (Wailord) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Roar
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Scald

Donnel Tepig

OH SHID

mitebgood (Oshawott) @ Eviolite

Ability: Torrent

EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe

Quiet Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Hydro Pump

- Blizzard

- Air Slash

- Hail

I'M HORNY (Keldeo-Resolute) @ Waterium Z
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Close Combat
- Liquidation
- Poison Jab
- Swords Dance

Hitmonlee named KOF '98

also can't be resolute sadly

CHOICE OF SNIPS OR:
poz flower (Cradily) @ Leftovers
Ability: Storm Drain
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Toxic
- Confuse Ray
- Recover
- Protect

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FUGG

lot of games on this hijacked account. Maybe it'll look legitimate.

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MUH

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Nanachi, embrace her.

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what the fuck is with her hands?

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FUCKING CHECKED

She was deformed forcibly by people experimenting with elevator that leads to the place called the abyss which horribly deformed most life inside and stays that way.

No I mean the artist drew her hands all fucked.

Oh that, well here hands do look like that, just not that heavily detaled I agree not the best picture.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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NEW CHAMP

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I WANT TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THIS BUT I'M SCARED TO EVEN REPLY.

someone tell him it wasn't a vagina, it was a proto-vagina

They just confirmed the staff can read PMs in real time, haha what the fuck.

Get in there and just do it, nigger

Read the OP

How to do what

If you champ, I'll give you a free snips

As in I literally just barely know how pokemon showdown works and know fuck all about how to champ beyond building the team


I don't even know what that is and I like bugs enough to want to dive in anyways uhhHHH

you're champ now
if opp has a landorus, send this out and use z-blizzard
this kills the lando

REMOVE (Linoone) @ Icium Z
Ability: Pickup
EVs: 72 Atk / 252 SpA / 184 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Blizzard
- Extreme Speed
- Belly Drum
- Shadow Claw

OH I GUESS I'M THE CHAMP NOW

It's a site for kids user, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Build the team, then click the battle link which having selected the "OU" metagame, and then just post the links here. You'll learn everything else easily.
And be sure to type out ctrl+w in chat once you're there!

Literally just hit random buttons and hope your opponent is retarded.

As promised, here's your complimentary snips.

Citizen Snips (Drapion) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Battle Armor
EVs: 248 HP / 244 Def / 16 Spe
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Knock Off
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Stay sedated (Swellow) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Guts
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Counter
- Endeavor
- Quick Attack
- U-turn/Filler

Funclops.

Thanks for letting me know this is OU!
how the fuck do I find an opponent once that's done


oh my god it's kind of cute

Click the big "Battle" button on the main page.

even spics figure this out, user, you're overthinking it

take boom boom
whatever version you want

Actually change this to whatever pokemon you'd fug, someone else can sugg funclops.

I SURE AM

One more? …I think??

oh SHIT

burp slut is set

gros

should I just go the fuck in with five? am I even allowed to do that?

If you need a 6th use a ditto or wait for resuggs.

suggester here use a rhyperior called champ virginity popper

You're gonna need to give me a little more than that or it's going to be the worst first ever, user

That's the point, I just want to be your first.

Just give it rock wrecker/magnitude/megahorn/ice punch like everyone else does.

You can just copy smogon's set

If you listen to these retards I'll finish inside without protecting and on the wrong hole.

you niggers, I wanted to see what virgin champ would come up wtih

then I'll try and make my own

oh god please have mercy

when I hit battle, I just throw the address bar link here or will there be somewhere special to copy from

The sugg did say suggester here so that's the set.

Throw the address here.

I'm the suggester, kill yourself.

I want my first to be special and if I pick up a smogonmon I have to make it a male rhyperior anyway.

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fucking hidden room wtf

how is this boom boom

What do you mean?

I don't know WHAT the FUCK I'm doing

Another, same team?

Champ is really cute but I can't even bully him on his first time because I'm banned.

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yes, you go with the same team until your mind and body are wasted

?????

I WON ONE

??????????

Did you type Ctrl+W like I told you to?

Yes

…Should I not have?

wew

WOW

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Well, looks like my job here is done. I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson today, newbie.

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You guys are horrible and all I wanted was a break from Mystery Dungeon

Go message Quote, the global admin, and tell him you were tricked into typing something to get you banned. He's pretty cool.

NICKNAMES ARE ALL GONE AAAAA

Do it champ.

Make sure to take screenshots of the conversation

just ditch the whole team and use Imposter Dittos, with 5 shiny dittos named after ice cream flavors and the last pink one named "I'M GAY"

Sure! How?

>(((1)))

Click the square that says [Users], then type in Quote, then message him.

and now it's (2)

*users online.
It's on the right side of the screen, if it isn't click home and it should be under Battle.

This image makes me feel sad.
I want to give Hitmonlee a present to make him feel better.

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Chatting with Quiet rn, waiting on him

I want out of the shadow realm, but he's not responding.

No one told you to type control+w in the battle, you're fucked kiddo.

CHAMP NO

what
Can't I just screenshot the post minus anything else and send it his way or w/e

should've thought of that before linking him you dum dum

You really think he'll buy it?
You're already balls deep into retardness but you might as well shove the last centimeter in I suppose.

Less snitching, more battling.

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I DID IT

I'll be honest chimp that was part two of our plan to send you to the shadow realm

CHAMP
SEND OUT LINOON WHEN OPP HAS A LANDO

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THE LINOONE, CHAMP. GOD DAMMIT.

wormfood: lol nice name Covffeine
wormfood: :D
☆Covffeine: thanks

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Fun fact, global mods can permalock but don't have the power to reverse it

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so two options here

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You're all terrible, terrible people.

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Gays not welcome

she he actually did it! the absolute madman!

That's the gayest man body I've ever seen

c-chimp no

...

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after all the shit I've done, I finally get permalocked because I log into my college wifi and get someone else's aids

find him and shit on the lobby together

I found a guy via /fit/ once and he stopped talking to me after I melted his laptop

Did you fill the hard drive with gay porn or something

No, I overclocked it

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Should've downloaded more ram

r u two making fun of me

>☆epic_zoro: ☆Covffeine:

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Night, folks~

post paws please

Almost forgot. New champ?

post benin

I won! That was the deal!

Rematches aren't allowed so technically you lost the battle as soon as it started by disqualification.

Rematches aren't allowed so technically the disqualification doesn't count!

benin or bully

GoodnIIIIIGHT!

That's not how it works you little slut.

Have a rare spurdo

faggot and pussy, tbqh

you're my greatest ally

Dead hours champ
Gimme moms, Theme: benis XDD
I can wait some time…

Is thread still dead?

I'm here

A goodra called NOT me

BENISAUR

Champ wasn't called you retards
Nann

¿_?

proof that anime rots your brain

I am champ. Please sugg

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Nannnn (Buneary) (F) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Limber
Level: 1
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
- Endeavor
- Quick Attack
- Sweet Kiss
- Baby-Doll Eyes

3.5 pokes so far
resuggs open, I got about 4 more hours

mitebgood (Oshawott) @ Eviolite

Ability: Torrent

EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe

Quiet Nature

IVs: 0 Atk

- Hydro Pump

- Blizzard

- Air Slash

- Hail

A chinese ladyboy zoroark.

It begins!
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a hind D? (Shuckle) (M) @ Lax Incense
Ability: Contrary
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 80 HP / 200 Def / 228 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Toxic
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

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crashed

New Team

DELETE THIS (Accelgor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Final Gambit

how do I link? (Porygon-Z) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Conversion
- Last Resort

Fine have a resugg
Lynching Tree (Trevenant) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 244 HP / 12 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Curse
- Leech Seed
- Will-O-Wisp
- Substitute

dead hours resugg

ANUDDA SHOAH (Hypno) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Insomnia
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Substitute
- Belly Drum
- Zen Headbutt
- Drain Punch

sting zorga (Shuckle) (M) @ Insect Plate
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 80 HP / 204 Atk / 200 Def / 24 SpD
Impish Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Struggle Bug
- Acupressure
- Sleep talk

Talonflame

sting zorga (Shuckle) (M) @ Insect Plate
Ability: Sturdy
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 80 HP / 116 Def / 252 SpA / 24 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Struggle Bug
- Acupressure
- Sleep Talk
use these evs instead

Fuck it just take your benisaur 2.0 that you liked and start.

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new champ

test

Bully Waifu (Weavile) (F) @ King's Rock
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Ice Punch / Ice Shard
- Beat Up
- Low Kick

Well, that was an interesting night.
Me champ. Theme: Mons that you need a high IQ to understand

Your pick of any of these three memes.
Kushala Daora (Sandslash-Alola) @ Occa Berry
Ability: Slush Rush
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Icicle Crash
- Iron Tail
- Drill Run
- Hone Claws

Chameleos (Salazzle-Totem) (F)
Ability: Corrosion
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Venoshock
- Thief
- Venom Drench
- Toxic

Teostra (Heatran) (M) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Eruption
- Earth Power
- Will-O-Wisp
- Explosion

HIGH IQ (Garchomp) @ Choice Band
Ability: Rough Skin
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Outrage

That's the entire set. You may not add additional moves.

Blastoise @ Damp Rock Ability: Rain Dish EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rain Dance - Surf - Rapid Spin - Ice Beam Donphan @ Weakness Policy Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Rock Polish - Earthquake - Poison Jab - Stone Edge Dhelmise @ Assault Vest Ability: Steelworker EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature - Anchor Shot - Power Whip - Shadow Claw - Earthquake Jolteon @ Choice Specs Ability: Volt Absorb EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Thunderbolt - Signal Beam - Shadow Ball - Thunder Wave Heliolisk @ Leftovers Ability: Dry Skin EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Thunder - Dragon Pulse - Hyper Voice - Surf

totem komuoo named big guy, but replace it as if it was a resugg if enough suggs come in because I am about to leave

cheeky dan with pursuit instead of knock off

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Need one more

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A wet mon

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New team, same theme

The Pine Community (Pineco) @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 1
EVs: 156 Spe
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Pain Split
- Endure
- Toxic
- Protect / Toxic Spikes

Hooper T bthc (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Choice Band
Ability: Magician
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Hyperspace Fury
- Zen Headbutt
- Fire Punch
- Ice Punch

or
Nico Robin (Hoopa-Unbound) @ Life Orb
Ability: Magician
EVs: 52 Atk / 204 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
IVs: 30 HP / 30 Def
- Psychic
- Knock Off
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Gunk Shot

Guys I need help proving a idiot is a idiot, can you spoon feed me on proof that weed can lead to hiv.

Drained Dry (Gourgeist-Super) (F) @ Ghostium Z
Ability: Insomnia
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Will-O-Wisp
- Trick-or-Treat
- Synthesis
- Phantom Force

Actually, new champ. Sorry.

God damnit.

I'd do it but you faggots logged into my account and got it banned (password was fullderp)

This is unrelated to fullderp, but this was one of the dumbest fucking idiots I have met in a long time and it ended too fucking great so I have to share.

...

I know, pretty surprised myself.

it was me


pants please die of aids

It was actually me, I accidentally logged into your account (my password is also fullderp)

Actually, it was me. I purposefully logged on to account, and then on to your account.

Is everyone's password fullderp?

yes, but half of us are permanently blacklisted so its a very dangerous game

It used to be xHiddenxPantsx, but ironically enough, I killed that old account.

I think mine is benis or something I honestly don't remember.

I remember back when everyone could login to one account and control and control a game together. That was all well and good until a member of the derphead would spam lobby to get everyone banned. It was like a short-lived proto twitch plays pokemon.

Even that wasn't all bad, back then we could go to spicdown until our collective bans expired

What happened to spicdown anyway?

ice got them

I heard they put up a firewall and made spicdown pay for it.

my main IP is permanently banned. I'm beginning to think that they track IPs through their forum as well.

will there ever be another champ?

who will lead us in these dark times?

I'm permanently banned, who can I chimp for?

...

Me champ

gimme a punished mon

swollen benis (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Technician
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Endeavor
- Frost Breath
- Spore

A mon with 2+ Hazards that IS NOT Forretress (no Pineco either)

Mega-Houndoom, Breloom, or Buzzwole, named "FUCK SMOGON"

Buggy Herrington (Buzzwole) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Beast Boost
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 248 SpD / 10 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Leech Life
- Earthquake
- Ice Punch

use ferroseed for this one chimp, trust me

AV Weezing named Zyklon B

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GET IN HERE

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THIS FUCKING SMEARGLE HOLY SHIT

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NEW TEAM
Theme: Aniki

NOT YOU. NOT YOU. NOT YOU. (Wailord) @ Adrenaline Orb
Ability: Water Veil
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ice Beam
- Roar
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Scald

another lando destroyer

any urchin hunter

JE SUIS MONTE (Greninja) @ Choice Band
Ability: Protean
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bounce

Cryogonal named Theaph = poofter

berry dumb (Tropius) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Harvest EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Substitute - Protect - Leech Seed - Roost

Gallade named SHE LIED

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Toxapex is a starfish and not an urchin btw.

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Have I been shadowed?

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legends from Scholastic

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double twin: i love literature, history, philosophy, religion, sociology, political science…
double twin: i'm not gonna make any fucking money in my fucking life
I wonder if it's a coincidence that the things he "loves" aren't worth shit

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HowToClimbLadder: i wish salazzle got merciless
HowToClimbLadder: and pex got corrosion

y

GETTING WOKE

NEW CHAMP

heheheheh

And the circus begins anew

Sounds black. No wonder he doesn't know how to operate a computer.

FREE ME

Gonna need a new thread soon.

gonna need a new thread now

K go do it then.

if we wait long enough coolgay will come by and do it for us

lol no

Is he still alive

me champ
just kidding lol I'm banned

NEW THREAD BTW