John Cena in Negotiations for 'Duke Nukem' Movie

Ready for Hollywood to rape another franchise to death?

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I mean, sure, Gearbox was faster, but they need those sweet, sweet royalties.

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Duke has been dead for a long time this just raping the corpse.

The ride never ends.

Daily reminder that Serious Sam was always superior.

I like John Cenas casting
It's everything else I don't like

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what's wrong with john cena? he killed bad guys, has good taste in games and doesn't afraid of anything

Read my post again
Like I said, he's literally the only positive thing about this whole thing.
I wish Michael Bay actually made good movies because that kike is probably the less virtue signalling retard on Hollywood considering he doesn't virtue signal too hard and actually sexualizes women in his crapfests if we look at Transformers shit.

Michael Bay sounds like the only director who could run with Duke Nukem and get somewhere.

Gearbox already beat them to it

my apologies

Expect tons of shitty jokes where they pause the action to wink at the camera and point out how silly and over-the-top Duke is.
It'll be like if Commando was remade by Gearbox today.

13 Hours was actually pretty fucking decent.

Why does this seem bad? I haven't played every Duke Nukem game, but when I think of Michael Bay, I think


and DN has all that stuff.

what movie?

That's also true. I haven't claimed that it is going to be good. For that to happen, someone has to keep Bay on a short leash and force him mix the cheese into the action. I doubt that someone is going to do that.

Who the hell asked for this? Duke isn't even anywhere near his past popularity at the moment. Whom do they think will be the audience for a movie like this?

Furthermore, the thing that made him iconic in 3D was all the parodying of Hollywood film tropes. Will a film of a Hollywood parody retain those parodies and if it does what is even the point?

Randy cucked it first

but that's literally how Duke is you dumb fuck

Gearbox, presumably.

Soymilk males who will watch it because le 90s culture and le irony.

Show me the last time they did something like that in any of the Duke games besides Forever.
I'll fucking guarantee you that the humor behind the games is that they play everything completely straight, rather than needing to point it out to the player.

Might be because the Doom movie only had one good scene and that starred The Rock. Both movies come from similar genres and both star wrestlers in the role. Also, Hollywood is fucking with anime live action movies and still haven't got it right. How can video games do even better at this point? Hollywood is really hemorrhaging for ideas since they lack and new ones of their own.

True cannibalization of creativity occurring right here. They better at least make it a good parody of contemporary action films

This, I remember when I saw Doom in theaters years ago. I figured it'd be impossible to fuck up such a braindead action film. Boy was I wrong.

are you sure op? Sure that he is going to be cast as the duke and not some general who gets ignored by handsome leading man pic related?

It's going to be interesting to watch a movie with a lead actor that you can't see.

Fuck off reddit. Doom movie was actually better than Doom 3 and Aliens. The only mediocre Bay films are Transformers sequels.

BAZINGA!

You have not seen any of John Ceno's movies.

Also fuck this, I hope Randy Bitchford gets zero shekels from this.

okay, MAYBE if you had somehow managed to live in a world where you have never heard of Doom or Resident Evil, unfortunately I don't think anyone here can share that unique experience
now this is just straight retarded. the movie is just a worse version of Doom 3 down to the aesthetic and monster designs and the sarge, with the plot replaced with the T-Virus some bullshit about chromosomes that totally hasn't been done before

You just described duke nukem 3d user.

Obviously you have never played image related.

Why'd you post a blank image, user?

First one that came to mind, master shake.

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Post the pic where Randy puppets Duke's corpse on twitter into being a tranny fucker.

You want to see how his wife looks like?

What do they have to do with Doom movie?

Doom 3's aesthetic was dull as fuck. The movie has literally the same monster design, watch it again. The Hellknight, imp, and pinky look just like the ones in the game. The Sarge is pretty cool, soyboy. I mean, fucking watch this shit.

The plot has a spiritual undertone actually. Rosamund Pike referred it as the "unmapped chromosome which we would call soul". You're just a brainlet for not seeing it.

It's Peaky Blinders. It's a series on Netflix about a gypsy crime lord.

jesus christ you are fucking dense
the plot for Doom was ripped off of Resident Evil and it is glaringly apparent to anyone even passingly familiar with the franchise
and why did you agree with me in your second point and act like it was a rebuttal? fuck me, some of the people on this board

It's ripped off from Ghost of Mars if anything. Are you stupid? RE is about nothing but muh evil corp creating virus.

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Duke is going to be black. Calling it now.

yeah I'm sure that's just a total coincidence that it happens to have all of that in common.
everyone gawk at the Micheal Bay fan

I'll just leave this shit here.

There's no virus in Doom dumbass.

Burguers NatSocs still don't understand where they live it seems.

African-American ass kissing and virtue signaling is outdated. Duke will be a strong woman.

For what purpose.


I wonder how well that thing did.


What makes a man give up any shred of self-respect and settle for a disgusting ham goblin?
I would rather masturbate to cartoon girls till the end of my life than allow myself to be defiled by such a creature.

Someone asked what's wrong with John Cena and I just showed you. Someone flaunting cancer because the hollywood hugbox constantly advocates for cancer does not suddenly make it okay and that is not an argument for a defense of John Cena you just made. Try to suck a little less dick, someone would rape you in the ass and you'd beg for more.

you know at least teleporting through hell had an immediately tangible benefit, just goes to show how much I cared about this shitty movie after 12+ years. the chromosome shit is still the same though.

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Are they playing the theme to The Truman Show in the background? I gotta watch that movie again, it was fucking great.

Forgot embed

It's what's wrong with all Americans, even conservatives.


Blatant lie, but keep pretending Germany and Britbongistan is all of Europe.
Not like most of you fags know of any other other Constitution and way of life besides your own.

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I forgot that it's also a song in Powaqqatsi, so it's placement in the commercial actually makes sense now.

Yeah but John Cena has funny memes about him therefore everything he does is fine

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Kill yourself, yid.

He will insist in a Duke Nukem RTS game.

LOL

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THIS ISNT LIKE MY PORN

I like how he stopped citing percentages when it was clear that the minority groups do not have significant precentages of the population on their own.

i love traps now?!

Is that actually a dude? Pretty hot for a man.

No such thing in my European shithole
keep trying though

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You can't be jailed for saying nigger in the streets or on the internet. Can the same be said for your shit hole? Doubtful.

remember to not fall for those jewish tricks breasts are pretty good though at first glance but I bet those nips look horrible

But you sure can lose everything in your life.

sarina valentina

Then again trannyism is a mental illness so i shouldnt be surprised…

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The difference is in America it's vindictive SJWs that will do that to you. In Europe, the government itself does it.

You don't have a leg to stand on here yuropoor.

Reported for not even trying.

Sorry, you're wrong. Those laws are publicly posted. You have restrictions on your speech.

Manjaws can look good on certain women. I'm not really a fan of underbites. I can't believe she got plastic surgery. She's so plain-looking now.

Pitchford already did.

I feel like manjaw is pretty common with the western women, especially in the usa, germany and scandinavia. Is it because they breed with Chads too much?

Monst women actually sort of have what Holla Forums would call a "manjaw" but like with the x-files gals case her other facial features dont make it seem off.
It's mostly the shitty devs like bioware and "artists" that fuck it up when it's not really a problem in real life unless the bitch got a cleft chin.

Get out.

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dook is wh*te notifico samoalian

not* what the fuck

Europe isn't one country


No I'm not, I don't live in Central/Nordic European shitholes.


You're a fag user, and that actress doesn not have a manjaw, her cheekbones aren't that prominent.


Go back to >>>/cuckchan/ you tranny loving TRS shill

>COULD
He's not though. There are no hate speech laws in America and it didn't say he harmed anyone. He was arrested for disturbing the police.
But if he were European, he'd most likely have been summarily executed.

virgin detected lol

the peace*

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Whats the point? I somehow doubt they would go full "sexist" in current year +3 so the movie would suck.

Consider, seriously, starting a campaign to mass kill celebrities in America, anons.

Yeah, you are. Grow the fuck up, kike. You don't have freedom of speech.

Just give it to Uwe.
At least he cares about movies and puts his heart into them.

Deformed kike trying to derail while projecting.
We have freedom of speech.
You, deformed kikes, are the ones that won't even have lives a decade from now.

M8. The only good film he made was the Postal one, and that was only because Postal 2 kept pissing on its own head at every available opportunity.

Nice try, you're just as fucked if not more, try yelling nigger in Jew York and not get arrested.


>>>/cuckchan/


No son Europe isn't one country despite the Krauts and Frogs push for that.
My country has freedom of speech and there are no restrictions to it.
The only thing you have is holocaust denial


This

>implying (((we))) won't be sitting on even more shekels in a decade and be rubbing (((our))) hands so furiously (((we))) need a cooler to stop them starting a fire
u mad goyim?

I live in a Eastern European shithole and I have way more free speech that you mutts on the virtue that nobody gives a shit.

They're in outright denial in what their country has been for years.
A multicultural shithole

celebrities are just tools.

Europe may not have free speech because holocaust denial is literally banned in almost every european country, but at least it is not as bad as in the USA

I look forward to the day the killings start.

Like Most Yuropoors, you're a fucking retard.
He wasn't arrested for saying nigger, he was arrested for accosting his neighbors and disturbing the peace. It wouldn't have mattered what he was yelling dumb fuck.

And you're still dodging the fact that Europe has actual hate speech laws and regularly jails people for speaking out against the muslim hoards being welcomed into the country by its leaders.

You're comparing one crazy fucker being arrested for causing a disturbance to entire European police departments having internet hate crime departments. Stop being such a dumb fuck.

As much as I hate (((Hollywood))), they have no chance to ruin a franchise that's already long ruined.
Also, John Cena is a good casting pick for Duke. He actually looks the part.

Tell me yuroshits, what can you do that we can't?

You don’t. None of your laws protect all speech.

Walk on the streets without getting shit.

My name's Duke Nukem and #ImWithHer

This is how ass-ravaged Europeans are on a daily basis

Shot*

WEW LAD

Such is life in Europe.

lol, cuck

I needed a good laugh, thanks kid

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Believe me friend, I think a lot of us have considered it. If California was made into a separate nation we'd be so much better off. No Democrat would ever make it to the White House again, just like that. Not that Republicans are much better, but hey, cutting out at least half of the cancer helps a little right?

NOT A LEG TO STAND ON
US whites are the whitest in the world, KIKE. archive.is/omuDF

We have our own guns, shlomo. We don’t get shot first.

Americans are the biggest pussies in the world. Every other country gave up their right to bear arms, and is now abused by their governments. Americans DIDN'T give up their right to bear arms, yet still get abused by their own government. You're literally the biggest failure of a society in human history.

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This fucking thread is everything wrong with Holla Forums. And I'm not talking about the OP.

Only niggers shoot each other in America. That is why we keep them in ghettos, segregated from the humans.

well at least shadow warrior and blood will never have this type of shit

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I couldn't give a fuck less about Duke Nukem. The series hasn't been relevant since the 90s.

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But how is this supposed to do well at the box office if you can't see him?

is the blank image a meme?

John Cena will do a good job. this is a good thing.

I wonder if red indians are happy that this fat cunt grouped them with faggots.

Goldenrod literally got mad at people criticising the USA.
Common for a Reddit vol though.

your pic's broken fagfuck

Duke3D had plenty of pop culture jokes. Also the Plutonium Pak missions. Independence Day, Mission Impossible…even the old pre-Jack Sparrow "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride.

Why? We already got The Last Action Hero with the real duke, Arnold.

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mfw fat chance, but they can't do worse then Gearbox has.

It is going to be colonel stars and stripes/Jim Carrey all over again. Takes the money for the movie role and condemns the sexism violence etc if he can even bring himself to say such "bad" things.

Should at least be shitpost material. Not that I'm going to ever touch it regardless.