Alter Ego #2 - The Autisming

Hi, may I rape you?

play with boys

CAN I PLAY?

greet her

I'm not sure how to take that, so I'll assume you meant the second one. It looks like the shota doesn't want to part with his toys, though.

Hi!
Trying to make a nice, intelligent girl who will absolutely shank a bitch.

Ignore him,go to girl whos crying

beg

Ignore him, his toys will be our toys.

Be a reading tomboy, keep pushing.

ask him to play

teasing

As we all know, the best way for a girl to get a boy's attention is to ignore the shit out of him after talking to him once. In time, he will become a beta orbiter who we will never actually kiss or fuck, but he'll listen to all of our bullshit mundane problems because he "cares" or some shit.

What do we do now?

purple

heart

family

How problematic.

Wait what the fuck happened to the crying girl?

Great, it looks like we've got some more shitty hand-me-downs from someone. They're all awful and not pretty.

Mad dispose

Neutral dispose

sneaky dispose. we metal gear now

A good question. We never had the chance to interact with her, from what I could tell. Maybe it was down another option chain?

Ah, finally, a bitch response! Strangely enough, it won't allow that one.

We do, however, fail our Calmness check to dispose of the clothes properly. Good job, we're too hysteric to take out some clothes.

green

heart right

Green

UH OH, WE HAVE CAVITIES!
I've literally never had a cavity in my entire life, git gud

Brave scream

choke the fear, fear is the mind killer

Brave, block out. Fear is the mind killer.

Don't really brush my teeth,fuck it,who needs it.

brave block

brave. pain is weakness leaving the body

Oh, you.

More stat checks, and we fail again! Jeez, we're not very good at things. No worries, it's just the dentist. Where to now?

bottom yellow

We'll get there in due time, there's no rush. I'll do the top Social one, though.
It looks like this boy wants to play "Doctor". What's that mean? Should we do it?

shy let him be doctor

bold play house. I think i misunderstood how it works

You will be the doctor. bold

Bold play doctor

Weird, you'd think that would be allowed.

Or that.

But this does? Alright, let's strip!
Unfortunately, we get busted by his mom before we can make any doujin material. Our mom is cool about it, because she knows that if she overreacts then we'll probably start gobbling cocks for fun when we're 14.
Where to now?

the heart

heart right

Aww,no lewds.

Left or right?

So close yet so far.

Middle family

right heart

Right it is!
It's time for our piano lessons. Are we ready to go?

Mad complain. just scream it out

Who the fuck makes a kid do piano lessons at 8 years old?

Let's rock the fuck out of that piano

Happy lessons

Sulk, but do it

...

this is bullshit

I guess we dom't want to be a lady then?

Apparently we asked for an entire fucking piano, and our parents bought us one. I can't imagine how well off we must be. Our recital is next week, how are we feeling about it?

We might be asian do the lessons

Well

Well

well. Let us be confident

Well shit,faults on us then.

well

Well, we might be, actually. When we were born, our skin was described as "porcelain", so I assumed we were white, but I suppose we could be Korean or Japanese or something.

Of course we'll do well! We've been practicing so hard! Look at that, Vivian is such a gifted young girl, she's doing so well! It would be a shame if things started going downhill when she hit puberty.

What kind of dumbass 8 year old begs for a piano? Oh right, the kind that puked directly on the dinner roast just a couple years ago.

famiry

Top left family

Green

other heart

family

Good job user, you actually made me L O L in the real world. I clapped, 9/10.

We're watching TV with our parents and when we go to get some water, that whore mother of ours has stolen our seat next to Daddy! What are we going to do about it?

Devious Dad Doorbell

Devious mom

DEVIOUS DORBELL SHENANINGAN

DEVIOUS
MOM

devious mom

devious tell mom

Do you think Dad is as stupid as mom is? Good going, idiot, the other option would've let us sit next to him. Now we're going to have daddy issues.

heart

social

Physical

heart

The doorbell rings while mom's taking a bath. What do we do?

answer

All grown-up
Answer door

Non tell mom.

Resentful answer

nonchalant answer

Oh boy, we're about to get kidnapped.

DONT ANSWER

Great, it's a salesman. What is this, Fallout 4?

point to bathroom

Just follow me

follow me

JUST FOLLOW ME TODD

Follow me

Just follow me

follow me

Oh man, you're no fun! Thanks, user.
Stat check time, I suppose.

FOLLOW ME
FOLLOW ME
CMON
FOLLOW ME
CMON

right purple

purple

social

middle family

Okay, tonight for dinner we're having brussel sprouts. How do we feel about this?
Personally, I think they're pretty good if they've been roasted in the oven with a bit of oil, salt, and pepper.

Disgust, finger in mouth

obedient run

Who the fuck names a dog "Goodo".
Obedient, Eat.

Man i'd love some healthy food like brussel sprouts.

PANIC

obediant put things in mouth

Also feed them to the dog

I think the game is making fun of us at this point.

That's just what I was thinking, maybe they let us name the dog?

fam

yellow

How is that more overstated than running screaming from the table?

Mom's talking on the phone, so I think now would be the best time to remind her to fix our doll up.

a true killer waits.

patient leave her

Annoying, tv

Nice, we scored another doll for not acting like a little cunt! If only real life were this easy. Where to now?

green

HEART

Bottom yellow

green

Alright, time for a haircut! Can we do it ourselves?

Give us a haircut

dont

Conscientious, clip a little

NO

conscientious haircut

don't we'll end up looking like a tumblrina if we do.

Neither of these work for some reason. Haircut it is! For some reason, it's asking us if we want to hide the scissors? I don't understand.

Conscientious a little. Go for tomboy bobcut.

Start cutting

hide them

THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL

Nice, we do some cutting.
… do we do more?

Keep cutting

RIP AND TEAR

Hide the scissors. They will come in handy later.

kids gotta fuck up while they can
keep cutting

I want to torment mom satan, not kill her outright

Man, I don't even know why people go to school for this, this is easy.
Should we stop, or keep going?

Fix the sides, keep cutting

IT ISN'T TOO LATE TO STOP

Keep cutting.

We good.

stop

KEEP CUTTING

Fuck it, monk time.
KEEP CUTTING

hide them

I wasn't suggesting kill her. I was suggesting keeping a weapon handy at all times.

Hm, we might have gone too far. But we can still fix this!

Shampoo, not like hiding the scissors will help any

hide

Is it me, or are post times a little fucked up right now?

shampoo time

You reap what you sow,faggots.

Shampoo we have nothing left to lose.

Not sure what's going on, but I guess I'll keep picking the first posts.
Alright, we go full retard and soak our head under the hottest tap possible after we apply some shampoo. Good job, guys, we're going to boil ourselves to death.

SHUT UP, WE CAN DO IT

NOT A WORD

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

IT'S FINE, WE GOT IT.

Say nothing.

Oops, too late, we already burnt the shit out of ourselves. Not too badly, fortunately, but still. That was a bit dumb.
What now?

give me your HEART bby

THE
HEART

oh shit
there's a murderer in our closet
wat do

FUCK EM, SLEEP

I TOLD YOU WE NEEDED THOSE SCISSORS ANONS. YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.

Calm Get Help

afraid get help

I fucking told you niggers not to play god.

kill

Go to sleep

The game thinks you're boring, user.
What next?

social

brain?

...

80s right? sure as fucked don't want to be locked up during those times.

Oh shit, I'm sorry guys, I forgot to capture the map thing. No worries.
It looks like a (((Hollywood))) actor is coming to town looking for a new girl star for his show. He's a hunk. What are we going to do?

not interested stay home

Inter mom take.

Already into boys, huh? They grow so fast. Interested/Beg Mom

Not interested, stay home. Fucking kike will sell us into slavery

Do not go,that shit will fuck you up

Yeah, alright, who cares? We stay at home and play video games. The next day, some cunt comes up to us with a smug look on her face.

Stuff it, cunt

What?

STUFF IT

Enjoy getting molested, bitch.

family

physical

middle family

Man, our parents sure don't like letting us watch TV. They're telling us to go to bed.

Desperate whine

angry whine

isn't this just the same event as the childhood one?
also angry beg

muh music videos

You act like a bitch and get treated like a bitch. No TV for us.
Where to now?

Yeah, it seems similar.

Green

Brain.

Oh… oh no.

STRANGER DANGERSuspicious/stay

STAY WHERE YOU ARE

Sus stay

suspicious stay where you are

Curiously walk over

STAY

stay helpful

Stay away

finally that one.

STRANGER DANGER

This is a dead end if we fuck up

Run away

RUN

RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN
RUN

GOTTA GO FAST

Get in

Wow guys, I thought you were going to get us killed for a second there! Good job, I've gotten snatched just for telling him I can't get in his car.
Stat check!

Yell snitches get stitches and run.

Congrats on not getting raped then killed. Social

Alright, we head to school the next day and they're all talking about the latest episode of Bible Black. Unfortunately, we couldn't stay up late enough to see it. What do we do?

dammit Holla Forums

Wew, we are going to be that guy in the car soon

hate talmudvision

Unashamed didn't watch

unashamed, I wasn't able to watch it.

Unashamed/wasn't allowed

Unashamed, I didn't watch it

[worry]

Oh god we're gonna be a fucking tiger mom.

Shotas beware

We're a girl, user.

Look at that, we're cool enough to play it off like it's no big deal! Vivian doesn't give a fuck.

Family

You'll be saying differently after we rape a few guys

fam, right

We are evolving into little miss serial killer. When are starting to kidnap shotas?

Also

Fuck this "game", I don't want to deal with this shit until i have to

what an alpha holy shit

Oh man, do you remember this shit? I always hated having to do fundraising stuff. Is it a jewish plot or something?

motivated
daddy

motivated and enlist dad

Motivated, and get dad's help, we need adult assistance to make as many shekels as possible

bullshit

Cardboard chocolate for a buck each!
Motivated Enlist

If only we could bully them in their house so they stop watching talmudvision

SELL THE CANDY GOY.

I feel doing it alone would end in death

fuck

Holy shit, we are alpha as fuck. Good job. I'm surprised, I always fucked this up.

Middle heart

Yeah i remember it, used to always make others do the job while I played vidya. Didn't care about the actual sales and being top goy.

No skipsies, user!
It looks like some kids on the playground are talking about… putting their junk inside each other? That's weird, nobody would actually do that.

Disgusted, ask mom

Skeptical/Ask

brains

oh boy, I can't wait to practice making babies later

social

social, become the alpha female you were meant to be

Our friend is challenging us to a dress-off! Are we just going to let her go unopposed?

competitive but suggest a different game

Comp differ.

Competitive, ACCEPT

That doesn't make any sense.

Alright, after a practice round, she tells us to start the real dress-off. What do we do?

ACCEPT

accept

DO IT FIRST BITCH

Crush her, accept

Time to find out how much a whore our mom really is

accept

We win of course
I don't know what she expected, we're the coolest girl in school. We're almost Stacy-tier.
Anyway, what now?

How can anyone turn down a game of dodgeball?

Brains because we can't be dumb

social, let's get down there

We're at the store buying some candy when the man gives us the wrong amount of change. Probably on accident… or maybe he's a kike.

Is it just me, or is the thread not updating anymore?

confused question man

QUESTION

angrily question the man

Looks like the site shit itself for a moment

It froze for a while.

Okay, weird, whatever.

He tells us we gave him a $1.

KIKE ALERT
KIKE ALERT

DISAGREE

Thread is fucking up for me too

LIES

...

Disagree

oy vey

GET OUTA HERE, GIRLIE!

FUCK HIS SHIT UP, DISAGREE WITH THE KIKE.

Get daddy to kill the kike

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KEEP DISAGREEING

GET HELP

Get help, give the kike over to the gestapo

Expose the jew, keep pressuring him.

OVEN

Gonna need help for sure, otherwise he'll kick us out

HE WON'T BUDGE
HE'S KEEPING HIS SHEKELS!

GET HELP, OVEN HIM

GET HELP

Get help

get mom

Get Help

MOM, CAKE KIKE WONT GIVE ME BACK MY 80$

Get help, wish you could choose to get your father instead of your mother.

I remember this scene, I reported him to the BBB by mistake. Feels bad man

Where do we get help from?

Call the SS woman.

G E S T A P O

We need a fucking man to kill the kike, we are so screwed.

cop

Uh… did we just get this dude killed by the mob or something?
Oh well, what now?

Get the gestapo

Shit, hold on, forgot one.

He's gonna be back, I just know it. HEART

Green

Holy shit, we really did get help from the Gestapo

GASSED

Good, kike got whacked. Family.

...

Well, it looks like we get to be the ones who get to steal now. Are we going to, or will we pussy out?

dishonest urge

honest urge

Tell her to put it back

Stop him from turning into a kike.

Honest/Refuse

Let's not get gassed just yet

Put it back

Fuck that honest refuse to stay with the slut.

Moralfags. She doesn't put it back up.
Do we snitch on her or not?

Oh great, it's doing it again.

fuck this bitch. to the manager

tell her not to be a nigger

Turn her in. The manager might spare some shekels for snitching.

Why did that decrease our calmness? How odd. Anyway, she gets carried away and we get a trustworthyness boost.

Green

She is not a friend of JUSTICE

Aw shit, we need glasses because we spend too much time in front of the screen playing video games.
In the meanwhile, stat check!

Hurt/Wear the Glasses

Wear the glasses, we need them to complete the ara ara image later in life!

All that's keeping humanity safe from our demon-like power and charisma is our 84% trustworthiness.

I never got teased for wearing glasses as a kid. Maybe the 80's were just a less civilized time.

If I post again, will I suddenly be able to see my last post?

Is this the prequel to Catherine?

family

Huh, I guess so. Fucking Holla Forums, of course it shits the bed when I try and do this.

All of a sudden, we remember there are some desserts in the freezer and we want them. What shall we do?

Brain, lets show those fags who is superior

Leave it, at least our family is nice to us

Able to resist leave it alone.

Resist/leave it alone. We have an iron will.

NO FAT CHICKS

Do we get mad that nobody will congratulate us on doing a good thing?

nah

No.

nah

A good deed is it’s own reward. doesnt mean the game should be a dick about it

Well… alright then. That's that. What now?

brain

Do the brain next

This fucking game, it's a spychiatrist.

family

Oh, fuck, we're starting the ones that are just multiple questions of literal trivia. Should I just answer all these right off-screen?

...

Makes you think

Sure

It’s Samuel Gompers, just had a class about him at uni. prof is a Marxist, Kill me now

Yeah, but look at the answers on jewgle. We don't trust you with our child's test score, OP.

Better get all of the, right. If you miss one, we all do it next time

if you are just answering those correctly of screen that means pick next square

any yellow square

...

Alright, that got us a minor Intelligence boost, which is now 96%.

Do the bottom family next

yellow

No sequence breaking, user.
Anyway, mom asks us if we did our homework. Did we?

honest, only a little left

we are a honest child

Sorry, that's doesn't work.

We really need to kick this TV habit

Semihonest only a little left

How the fuck does that not work?

it wants you to pick semi-honest

Its probably a thing where 1 mood only works for 1 choice.

Well, alright, she makes us do the homework anyway. Good one.

Because we weren't totally honest with her?

YELLOW

green

Some mean boy at school talks shit to us constantly, but it looks like we have a chance to fuck with him. Will we?

REVENGE

SEEK REVENGE

NAP VIOLATION DETECTED RECREATIONAL NUKE INBOUND

THE WAGES OF SIN ARE DEATH
SEEK REVENGE

But what kind of revenge?

GIVE EM THE FOOT

TRIP

personally I am tempted for the first because it says rip, but do the second because its more in character

AND TEAR

Hmmmm, I guess tripping him since the first option seems more wild feral tier.

He just has a boyish crush on us, you guys, jesus. That was a bit much. Oh well, that's in the past.

green

We will make him into a slave yet, choose yellow.

yellow

no mercy, intent matters not

Well it's not like the first option would've been better.

Some bitch at school challenges us to a fight once classes are over! Are we just gonna keep running away?

TOUGH, SHOW UP

tough show up after school. Rules of nature

kill

Tough show up.

Kill that bitch

She's a lot better at fighting than we are, but she's off balance! Quick, how will we strike her?

Unaffected; show up.

SMASH

Smack that bitch up.

Scratch that hoe!

Scratch her

smack

I SUMMON UP THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND
SMACK

...

We smack her…
AND SHE TELLS HER FRIENDS TO JUMP US, HOLY SHIT!

WE DIE FIGHTING

No retreat, no surrender
STAY AND FIGHT

We know when to run and when to fight….
BUT THIS TIME WE AINT RUNNIN

DESTROY

Fight, we are not a pussy in all forms expect physical.

...

Well, we fight… and everyone winds up suspended. What a surprise. Still, we don't look like a bitch and that's what matters.

...

the heart

Family

purple

irrelevant, we ARNT a bitch, and thats what matters

Law for Kids was right, fighting gets everyone suspended.

Holy shit, guys.
HORSES
Are we going to be that white girl who's really into horses for no reason?

That whore looks bad for needing all her goons to jump us

Neutral, never get a horse

Get a horse dildo.

Bitch its because riding it vibrates the ca-cooch

I actually got my dad to buy me a horse one time
What shall we do next?

>>>/mlp/

yellow

social

Yellow

One of our friends in class passes us a note talking shit about the teacher, because duh. However, he's coming closer to us! What do we do?!

Daring, write back

evasive maneuvers

That bitch is setting us up because of the shoplifting thing!

Act cool, the last thing we need is this nerdy fuck messing with our [quiet life]

No shitposting in class, toss it in the trash.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't pass notes in class tomorrow

We, of course, get caught. Nice job, user.

social

...

Looks like we framed her and got off scot free

wtf? We didn't get caught. He clearly told the other bitch to go to the principal's office

Yeah, I don't really get it either. Oh well.

Mom's letting us throw a party! Problem is that she wants us to invite everyone in our class, and one of the girls is… fat! My god, how horrible. Whatever will we do?

No fat chicks
ANGRY
NO INVITE

...

Thats gay, its obvious we don't want her because she is fat and not because the other girls said no.

Or we just don't want to invite her because we don't want to? It even says we have second thoughts, what? Just do ambivalent/no invite

I guess we feel weird about it because we're doing what our friends are telling us to do, but we're doing it because we want to, but we still feel like we're being pressured so we don't know if it's our choice or not?
Fuck if I know. Either way, she ends up eating the pain away lmao

This, I don't want our yuri pillow-fight sleepover ruined by Louise "tons-of-fun" Feiback.

Imagine you were in her shoes user

Future tumblr in the making. Choose family

I was a fat kid and I still had friends. Can't relate tbh

We have an Uncle Sam.
He's a pedo.
What do we do?

escape

I'd like for Holla Forums's daughter to not get raepd today.

wait

Walk away mad. Who gives a shit about this drunk. He'll probably just think we're tsundere anyway.

Being forced to invite everybody thing is something I've never heard of happening in real life. Fuck man losers in the class wouldn't even hear about those sorts of parties.

Fuck that nasty old man. Where are we going?

Bathroom. Mom will just make us go back to him.

Walk towards Mom

Mother.

Mom, avoid uncle touchy bathroom rape

GO TO MOM BATHROOM IS TRAP

lure him to the bathroom

Good way to get groped.

Thanks user, we are about to get raped in the bathroom

GG, NO RE
we used goods now

How does that even make sense? It's the bathroom, you close the door and lock it. It's not like it's a public bathroom where he can follow you in.

OH SHIT, WE CAN'T GET INTO THE BATHROOM, WHO ELSE IS IN THERE!?
oh well, mom came and rescued us, WHEW
Now that we've finally moved down on the map, you may notice a new icon - these are work related! We can start collecting dosh in these and in the next stage of life we can actually get a real job that passively gives us money every turn.

You've killed us all.

green

We're a woman, we don't need a job
Social

Good thing mom came and saved us m8, the bathroom was almost the bad end

So why do you ignore the majority suggestion and go for the very first one?

Uh oh… I think we're finally becoming a woman, you guys. What do we do?

gotta go fast

P A N I C
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Calm call mom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We're strong wymyn, we can do this ourselves.

confused and call for mom

Call for mom. I know what happens when girl sdon't understand their own bodies. I've seen Carrie.

Given what we did with the haircut I think we should see mom

Does mom know what's going on, or do we think that this has literally never happened to anyone before?

yes

I think no

Why would that matter

Do WE know what's happening?

No

no

Yes, we learned about this in school

Yes

what is vagoo
no

This is it, guys. The beginning of the end of our childhood. We're fertile now. How bizarre.
What are we going to do with what little time we have left?

The yellow one?

soc

Alright, our neighbor asks us if we want to babysit their shitty little kid for $20 a week. How's that sound?

Yes.

beat up children

Accept it

let's accept. We can kick the shit out of the child if he misbehaves.

Of course we'll jump at the opportunity for some honest cash, for once. However, our friends are going to the mall one night while we're babysitting. No way we can do both, so what will we do?

Did you just assume its gender??

Take the kid

refuse going to the mall. We need to care for a child.

Take baby
what could go wrong

We're going to kill this baby, aren't we?

Oh no

How responsible.
Speaking of responsibility, how much of this money are we saving?

what do I do lord!
DESTROY THE CHILD

DORKS

OH SHIT I FUCKED UP

Don't trust banks, put about $5

What did you do

I hacked the results. :^)
Also save about 10 shekels.

explain

so what now? is there some way to fix this or ???

He chose to stay home instead of take the baby out

I picked the wrong option, we should've taken the kid to the mall. Nothing we can do about it now, sadly. Sorry guys, I goofed.

Wow, we scored $300 that way. Nice one.
Here's the last stat check. Looking a little rough, aren't you Viv?

BRAIN

What did they mean by this?

...

Why are we brainlets now?

This will end well.

It's another one of those quiz challenges.

...

That's the end of that, then. Our childhood is over. Let's see how we did!
Once again, overall, we're looking pretty good!

Wait, is she only 9-10? Doesn't puberty start a few years later?

We have a "very good sense of ethics", but we can be nasty and spiteful. It looks like we really are Vivian! Good job, guys, solid RPing.

I didnt know we were in character…
am I vivian in real life?

Silly, don't you know girls start puberty earlier? Our adolescence is about to begin… after a low and easy purchase of $4.99, or after waiting 10 minutes. I think I'll do the latter.
I've got one more of these in me for tonight, I think. Anybody want to move on to Vivian's adolescent years and really get things started?

You were RPing as an angry, bitter autist, right?

New thread, new thread, new thread!

….yea sure…

I'd be up for another if enough are still on the ride.

NEW THREAD