Hey, Holla Forums, I need something Pokemon related for my gf.
She loves Pokemon, has fucking EVERYTHING pokemon, and her collection has gotten massive since she's been 11. Now, she's 23 and it's only gotten larger over time. Plushies, games, cards fucking cosplay - literally EVERYTHING. What's something unique and new?
Pikachu Dildo shaped like his tail, with a loose wire that zaps her on button press.
Brandon Myers
A bootleg Pokemon game.
Jackson Rogers
what the fuck
Jack Miller
Give her a baby so she stops collecting kid's stuff.
Jordan Robinson
get her one of these
Christopher Kelly
This is also a good idea
Carter Edwards
another option is an adult stone so she evolves into an adult and stops playing kids games. my little shit is 16 and it's already embarrassing to see him play that in public.
Justin Reed
Better get help for your GF user.
Brody Barnes
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Cooper Peterson
2D or 3D?
Bentley Edwards
Get her Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky if she doesn't have it already, she will love you for life if she exists
Julian Davis
You're a shitty father.
Jace Gutierrez
Did you miss the pink vaporeon?
Charles Edwards
Give her the D.
Thomas Cook
She probably has them already, but they're pretty common on ebay so it couldn't hurt.
Christopher Wright
sorry, not allowed here. you are banished here forever more.
Owen Walker
Could we just have a normal pokemon recommendation thread?
Easton Ortiz
That goes for you too, nigger.
Jayden Evans
Hi Quentin, seeing that you're being a nigger like awalys.
then make one.
Brody Clark
you already have the mystery dungeon games i assume? well if you do then I suggest what said.
Luis Price
Just don't get her a large dog, op.
Samuel Hill
they make a pokeball popcorn bowl set.
Daniel Williams
Oh shit, that's actually a good idea. Thank you.
Cameron Cook
different user adding on to this, fill it with chocolates she likes.
Austin Gomez
what're you doing on Holla Forums you fucking normie?
Cooper Carter
what're you doing on Holla Forums you fucking normalfag?
Julian Howard
I'd go for some of the old board games or strange branded stuff from the 90's, or maybe one of the pokemon center exclusive GBAs.
Also this. last I checked there are a ton on etsy and ebay right now. A lot of them are just rom hacks from pokemoncommunity anyway so it would be easy to find info on them.
Leo Parker
I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your pokemon.