Hey, Holla Forums, I need something Pokemon related for my gf

Hey, Holla Forums, I need something Pokemon related for my gf.

She loves Pokemon, has fucking EVERYTHING pokemon, and her collection has gotten massive since she's been 11. Now, she's 23 and it's only gotten larger over time.
Plushies, games, cards fucking cosplay - literally EVERYTHING. What's something unique and new?

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a big black pokemon cock

Pikachu Dildo shaped like his tail, with a loose wire that zaps her on button press.

A bootleg Pokemon game.

what the fuck

Give her a baby so she stops collecting kid's stuff.

get her one of these

This is also a good idea

another option is an adult stone so she evolves into an adult and stops playing kids games. my little shit is 16 and it's already embarrassing to see him play that in public.

Better get help for your GF user.

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2D or 3D?

Get her Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky if she doesn't have it already, she will love you for life if she exists

You're a shitty father.

Did you miss the pink vaporeon?

Give her the D.

She probably has them already, but they're pretty common on ebay so it couldn't hurt.

sorry, not allowed here.
you are banished here forever more.

Could we just have a normal pokemon recommendation thread?

That goes for you too, nigger.

Hi Quentin, seeing that you're being a nigger like awalys.


then make one.

you already have the mystery dungeon games i assume? well if you do then I suggest what
said.

Just don't get her a large dog, op.

they make a pokeball popcorn bowl set.

Oh shit, that's actually a good idea. Thank you.

different user adding on to this, fill it with chocolates she likes.

what're you doing on Holla Forums you fucking normie?

what're you doing on Holla Forums you fucking normalfag?

I'd go for some of the old board games or strange branded stuff from the 90's, or maybe one of the pokemon center exclusive GBAs.


Also this. last I checked there are a ton on etsy and ebay right now. A lot of them are just rom hacks from pokemoncommunity anyway so it would be easy to find info on them.

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your pokemon.

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