Nintendo Labo

Take a wild guess.

So, assuming this doesn’t completely bomb, who’s ready to see the Microsoft Literal Xbox, and the Playstation Moveboard?

So what is it actually for? Too many buzzwords in the official description for me to properly decipher.

It was for the best, cuckchan refugees tried to spam the fuck out of it.

Other thread got deleted for some reason.

However, I do think this seems like a fun or good idea, but it's just way too expensive for what it actually is.

Kids?

also, if mods are looking both other Labo threads are at 750 post, each.

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It's cardboard peripherals that you use to play minigames. You can print the cardboard yourself, or buy Nintendo's $80 kit.

Autistic children and Mark.

What custom accessories? It's a great idea, but the execution is the worst possible way to implement it.

Reminder to hide and report the cuckchan crossposters infesting these threads after getting banned from their shithole or this will be your future.

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Can't criticize this or else ban.

Oh fuck off back to cuckchan you retarded faggot

So in other words, Cuckchan is closer to NeoGAF then Reddit. That’s depressing.

Its amazing

Is it $80 for both kits or are they $40 for each? I can see myself buying one if the software is cheaper than $40 and I can print my own kits.

we are just taking piss out of this you autist

They couldn't even discuss Gamergate. At least fucking reddit could with KiA. You can also use VPNs and proxies there as well afaik. They are more cucked than fucking redditors

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No user, it's even worse
It's both Reddit and NeoFag

yes there were at least wo other people posting funny box memes

Fucking brilliant.

Who the fuck do you think you're trying to fool?
You don't fit in and you never will

You can print your own kits, there are 2 different cartridges. The variety pack which has a bunch of different stuff, and the Giant Robot game, which is higher quality and been Miyamoto's personal project for a few years. No word yet how much the games are alone.

ReddiGaf?

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

It's very naughty to do that even though it's A FUCKING BOX

funny box memes =/= wojack console war cuckchan cancer

this shit is fine

this is not.

More specifically the building aspect and making games that you build. But holy fucking hell, they're overestimating a reasonable price, especially the with cardboard as the material.

you know it's very common to do that here, especially since cuckchan doesn't allow fucking mp4 or video with any size superior to 3mb?

40? Got sauce on the carts costing that much? Because I got the vides that they costed double that.

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Since this thread is meta enough already, should Mark just start handing out longer bans for repeat offenders? The cancer seems to keep growing.

So it's pretty much guaranteed to be crap. Got it.

Pretty much

Memeboards.

Looked pretty fun to me.

THE DEV SAM HYDE IS BEHIND THE CARDBOARD!

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The cancer is obviously ID hopping to get his way since he you can't VPN on cuckbergchan
If they complain and go "muh rulefags, muh Holla Forums is dead" ban them anyway, this cancerous cuckchan garbage is not ok.

Report and hide, its not that hard people.

This is the future Nintendo caused.

So did Sticker Star in its trailers.

Well that explains why it looks like shit

Doesn't it include a game, hence the 80 dollars is actually for the game with the cardboard peripheral being a secondary part of the purchase?

Wojack was a krautchan meme, no?

Finally Kojima or Konami will release the total power of metal gear.

Yes, but it's being used in the same way cuckchan would use it. Lurk more or begone faggots.

MY VIDEOGAMES ARE A BOX
DAMN YOU!
A BOX!

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At least this is irrefutable evidence he's one of the biggest hacks in the video game industry

There should be more native Holla Forums memes. Holla Forums needs to make more OC.

I agree, more OC is always good

It's been cuckchan/Reddit/Facebook shit since 2013 and nowadays is synonymous with console war shit on Holla Forums.

Fuck out of here

I wish Mark would just permaban them instead of giving them time-outs.

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VPNs are an issue though, especially for our slavic brethren.

>Nintendo's biggest surprise is fucking cardboard

Haven't we already seen this shit again?

Her facial expression is both strange and attractive

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This meme is bad. Very bad.

Nono, I'm just saying the more the merrier

This. Holla Forums should be a pumping meme machine bursting with new content instead of relying memes from other sites.

Every word he said since last decade keeps getting proven right

Get started.

yes /int/ meme, and literally a spam by some polish guy

Many here are too bitter, elitist and dislike tertiary threads for there to be a big OC scene.

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR!!

Wow, and here I was thinking halfchan was at it's worst, when really, I had only a hint of it's worst.

yeah, it got REALLY bad after we left. Ecelebs and console wars pretty much took over and it's basically just RedditGAF at this point.

We were a meme machine back in 2014 oh my god it's been 4 years as well as during the 2016 election. Last big thing we've done is probably /hwndu/.

Imagine if every single post was that "weanus peanus" one. That's current year cuckchan.

Memes come naturally. Can't be done on the fly, but here's my attempt and a transparent logo.

Well, they need to get their shit together and build an OC scene. OC is the lifeblood of a board.

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It's been forced on cuckchan for over 2 years and is now a staple along with the console war Wojaks because every attention whore with amauter editing skills has to show off his poorly drawn unfunny garbage and post it 3000 times over and over.

Fair enough, there's plenty to go around though if you're willing to look and aren't a complete newfag.

You know why Holla Forums/pol/ became a cancerhole?
Because of those, the board is fine as it is in terms of OC and wanting recognition, which board do you think started the use of "cuck" as an insult?
This one, and in late 2014 it was nearly unbearable due to how overused it was.

So it hurts you?

I wonder what kind of return policy these will have.

How would you know that? Don't act high and mighty if you still go to that cancerous board after 2014

I would give maybe five bucks for this. no I wouldn't, I couldn't respect myself if I purchased this for any amount of money unless it was to flip it for a profit Objectively speaking, it's probably only worth five dollars at most.
I can't wait to see what post-modernism will give us next. The possibilities make me want to die.

I'm 6'4" and also like taller girls, but I accept my lot in life. I refuse to date someone under average height though. Can't be begetting manlets.

at best you can give partial attribution to the memes, but even then you can fuck right off with this bullshit

Only cucks get upset and the word cuck.

How autistic are you? I guarantee this isn't the only thread you've spammed your unfunny cuckchan garbage in too.

One of (read: the only) mods is off his meds again and is dykeposting in every thread. I'm globally reporting every single post it makes. If we have to go through hell because of Jim's decisions, then so does he.

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When you think it can't get any worse, it does.

I can see homeless people trying to refund their beds.

Because it spread like aids in Africa back in 2013?

Considering you're a (2) right now I strongly suspect you're fresh off an IP change after embarrassing yourself as 9ae27c

Posting a lot means you're cuckchan!!

Don't bother responding to retards, you'll spoonfeed them
Let them think we create nothing so they'll leave

I guess you could say Nintendo…
is thinking inside the box.

Get out whore.

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Check em

this is an oc from someone from 8ch, get fucked

You're probably unused to it over on cuckchan

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No it isn't. Nobody on 8ch would make garbage like this.

check the filename and get the fuck out with your meta already

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well nothing surprising here.

What are these of?

That's what I'm doing
It contributed heavily and cuck/pol/ followed suit.

Only a newfaggot from after the cuckchan/pol/ exodus wouldn't know how overused the word was in late 2014.

The guy you're replying to is a fag, but why are you defending a ID hopping cuckchanner?

Pathetic

Kek, I'd love to see how that turned out. Would be funny if they went so far as to kill one of them off later to fit with the lore.

Some shorthanded attempts at trying to say "hurr Japan ripped off western products" when most of those examples are actually just locally made versions of the same product but with different branding, like like Leica and Canon camera example.

There's no such thing as an "overused" word unless you're an asshurt faggot who gets upset over trivial bullshit. It's really says a lot about your pathetic attempts to be some sort of authority here especially when you weren't aware the second image in was from a Battleborn thread not even a week old here. Seriously, fuck off you stupid ass goon.

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Notice how in all of these threads there are people desperately trying to derail them
its almost as if they dont want us to talk about this

If you use a word more than 5 times a day, you're a fucking autist, sonny jim.

hmm I wonder who could be behind this

Goddamn, you really are a fresh off cuck/pol/ aren't you?
No, I didn't
Why the fuck would I give a fuck about Randys pathetic game that was so bad he had to shill Reddit porn himself?
Lawbrears and Cuck Bazinga are is the new CRAPCUNTS to laugh at.

Why are cuckchanners so pathetic?

That one regarding Snake Plissken is incorrect. Snake's original appearance on the OG MSX release was stolen from a frame of the original Terminator movie.

Only a total newfag would make that mistake.

Just a reminder that I haven't owned a single Nintendo console since the DSi and merely want your cuckchan cancer out of this board.

pure coincidence

God this place has gone to shit.

t. cuckchan cancer

I have a snes jr from when I was a kid still and I think (((YOU))) should get the fuck out.

If you're going to level accusations, make sure you're leveling accurate ones.

What is there to talk about right now though? It's all speculation.

Or maybe we're getting raided

Nice try

Rabid nintenyearolds are so buttdevastated theyve started spewing
Cuckchan
cuckchan
cuckchan

Its glorious

you are too obvious

You are right
Snake was stolen from both Bieh's Kyle Reese and Rusell's Snake Plisskin
BRAVO

would this have been possible if iwata was still alive?

No one "raids" this shit hole anymore, and if so it only takes like 3 anons make raid here. Anyways, Mark is a faggot and bumplocked the thread.

The box art guys on MG1 had no idea what kojimbus was gonna change snakes character to for MGS when he was doing the art. Because, if you didn't know, snakes OG character is listen, and say okay.

It is a garbage product. It is designed for kids, but kids will quickly tear it up. People will try to return it, but they will be told no refunds. Angry parents will contact Nintendo and complain, and Nintendo will just tell them it is just a cardboard art kit. It is not their fault if they couldn't assemble it, it didn't work as they thought it should, or some rubber bands and string broke rendering the device unusable.

That's nice, but we have IDs here and you don't fit in no matter how many images related to this website you try to post.

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I guess he just needs more cake

Ah, it all makes sense now
What's your opinion on lolis?

Yeah, It's fucking garbage, I cant believe they marketed fucking cardboard and got away with it.

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Fuck off, comic autist.

Irrelevant, cuck
Do i need to blow miyamoto and buy a switch to fit in user?

Yeah, I'm totaly raiding this this board and thread user.

You sure seem eager to

No one is triggered. It's an overused word spammed by newfags.

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SHADOW BUMPLOCKED

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If you check the ban log you can clearly see it's the same guy changing IPs over and over again

How fucking new are you?

vols pls go

Only a cuck would be comfortable being called a cuck.

Holy shit I just checked 4chan Holla Forums.
Holy shit. It is worse than I thought.
Is 4chan Holla Forums officially worse than reddit?

When a bumplock thread isnt visible with a symbol, it is called shadow bumplocked. Try and keep up Mark.

It doesn't even matter honestly
You belong solely to one place
>>>/cuckchan/

Nope. It isn't perfect but we don't have 30 console wars threads or threads praising shitty movies.

Some 4cuck crossposters are spamming and raiding the thread user.
Yes' they are quite new

Halfcuck is a mix of Reddit and NeoGaf right now user and it gets worse by the month as the board grows more popular.

How's Botnetchan lad?
Was it a permaban this time?

Is this Steven Universe?

That isn't even possible, you dumbass.

This is proof that Nintendo still has a pulse. Soniggers and Microcucks wish they could relive that sense of childlike wonder and awe at the world.

Every generation, Sony and Microsoft release the same fucking thing with more powerful hardware. Nintendo does something unique. Sony sells you a shitty gaming PC. Nintendo sells you a gaming console. Nintendo at least fucking tries, even if it flops, they at least tried and that's worth more than a million shitty CAWADOOTY sequels.

Cody please go

Then why are you here in first place faggot?

yknow with how hard youre trying to fit in i can tell youre pretty new or at least very autistic

epic :D

Hi cuckchan

Is this the last place on the internet not completely ruined by console drones and casuals?

Is this an epic 4chan meme?

no, it is a mee, marioo!

so yeah, cuckchan

Truly amazing

I like your style kid

test

I like it.

Would you if it wasn't made of of compost material and didn't cost $80 $160?

NIGGA THERE'S NOTHING TO SPECULATE, IT'S A BOX

Give or take, used to be much better and has been in a steep decline, but good discussion with too much shitposting or derailing can be found, too bad what used to be a comfy thread laughing at Nintendo is now being shitposted by the same cancerous console warrior tripe that posts on cuckchan.
And the retarded vols are happy to let it slide.

Can't even read
That's nice, how many VPNs do you have autist?

jeez, of course you do, ROBposter

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Think about it.

this is gonna be good

this was my biggest concern
how's the cardboard going to last more than 3 months
I could probably preserve mine for a while, but kids sure couldn't

Then we need to think outside the box.

You forgot to answer the question

Thread quality is very poor there. I check every couple months and never see anything I'd want to comment on. They might as well be bots since none of them seem capable of writing more than a sentence at a time. No real discussion or insights to be had. There were quite a few anons who left the chans completely and made their home on Twitter. I imagine they returned to 4chan at some point, bringing that cancer back with them.

Will buy if pilot wings get a labo control system.

Someone's autism has been severely triggered, and for once I'm not talking about one of the vols.

The fact that this thread is bumplocked kinda proves that the vols and Mark are inbred faggots.

id be mad too if a greedy cakejew deleted my threads

our moderation went to shit. mark is a faggot tho

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Only a specific game where doing so would be advantageous.

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Quarkposter here, only one of those threads is mine, the others came after, and aren't mine, fir good reasob

This thread is a complete trash fire though.

Surely you could have found a source image of a real gun.

I really don't understand how they plan to make this shit sell.
Plenty of manchildren onboard for their shit, but they're certainly not enough.

You're obviously not from around here.
I read walls of informative text each day.

He's high on the spectrum alright.
He even replied to you three times with different IDs.
Check his posts on all 3 replies.

ᶦᶠ ᵒᶰᶫʸ ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵈᵉʳᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ˢʸˢᵗᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ʳᵉᵐᵒᵛᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗᵒᵖᶦᶜ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗᵉʳˢ ᵃʷʷʷ ʲᵉᵉᵉᵉᶻᶻᶻ ᵍᵘʸˢ

Star Trek is fucking garbage

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this one is extra greedy

Rather have an extra greedy kike over cuckchan cancer.

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Mark you fucking try to pull this shit every time more than one person shits on the Switch or a Nintendo product, usually in a thread intended to suck them off
Please kill yourself. You know you're fucking wrong or do you need me to bring up the archives of the thread to prove it, and the archive of the meta thread afterwards where you had to apologize?

Top one is mine, I missed the thread in the catalog as I expected this to be on the front page near indefinitely because of post volume

As much as he annoys me, he's tolerable.
when he isn't sucking Nu-tendo's cock

t. heeb

Mark isn't greedy he's hungry. Big difference.
I wish I had a cake right now.

I could care less what you believe, user. Work on your reading comprehension.

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Can't spell Labor without labo.
I don't know what to think of this so here is a gondola

Nintendo just wanted to sell cardboard.

What is it about gondola that's so contemplative and serene?

wakarimasen

why

because it was just released and its a nintendo product running off an earlier wave of success

Post more Doggo

Nigger the guy is clearly ID hopping.
He did it in the last thread as well.
I don't blame the Board Kike for banning this this.
I blame him for deserting like the kike coward he is though.

Shit, sorry, my bad user
Still
Lurk more

But it's a box

Holla Forums doesn't have permabans.

It does

Why is ps store credit always near or at the top?

Holla Forums makes a ton of OC, but it rarely sticks. The stuff made here is usually a one and done sort of thing(take Fat Old Fred for example.) The reason for this is "forcing memes" is much more heavily frowned upon here than anywhere else(aside from Holla Forums and Holla Forums.) And with the unparalleled levels of paranoia and autism around here, virtually anything can fall under the category of meme forcing with the right spergs. Remember headless men? The few that are able to slip through these cracks are promptly taken from us and attributed to 4chan, like TR8-Tor. Personally none of this bothers me, as I only care about memes for the sake of ironic shitposting.

It doesn't, all bans are lifted after 90 days.

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Fuck off furfags

I like this sassy console-tan.

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Enjoy your ban.

this is damage control

Why did it come to this?

For fuck's sake, Mark, when are you going to ban these retards?

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I can't tell if this is bait, or if I need to go turn on my Holla Forums premium account to make sure that I'm reading this correctly

Though most of our best memes came during the election, GG and biggest happenings
You can argue some of them not originating from here but I believe most of the did unless my memory fails me
Oh and all red user OC but that goes without saying
There's also a lot of shit on twitter made by pro-GG fags who browse this board that get pretty damn popular so one could argue that they count as us but that's kinda sketchy, either way cuckchan crossposters and fags like to take them and repost them

Thanks user, I didn't have that one

Can somebody tell me how the fuck that piano would work? I get the rest of them, but the Piano makes no goddamn sense. Nothing touches the screen. How would the console know what key is pressed from just a cardboard kit?

Thanks user, I didn't have that yet

Also
Looks like I was right again cake kike :^)
Or are you going to accuse me of being the one doing them all?

The Joycons go inside the piano through slots in the sides.

meh

You'll get a perma-ban for criticizing Jim's fat pig tranny rag, the peepeepoopoowater.

jesus fucking christ

Don't you like the cutting edge meemees?

Joycon ir camera can tell whether keys are pressed down or not, i was wondering why it was included in the first place for a while, i guess this was planned early on.

You put a Joycon on the back of the piano and it can tell which key was pressed with the IR camera.

Permabans aren't completely permanent and should expire after 99 days I believe.

This is what worries me the most, just a cardboard box is ok, but when you have movable parts like that rod, then it will be extremely fragile.

gonna need a sauce

Don't miss the get next time you fucking failure.

80$ for a box.
And there are retards that still insist on supporting corporations.

Yeah, but that wouldn't make any sense. How would it know which key is being pressed? There's no way those keys can press the buttons, and the joycons don't even have enough buttons for that anyway.

Makes sense; thanks. I completely forgot the IR thing existed.

I don't understand people getting all up-in-arms about this. It's literal kids' toys. This isn't half as retarded or Jewish as Amiibo, and literal retards here actually bought those. I don't think we really have to worry about cardboard boxes destroying what's left of vidya.

Damn.

Shitflinging mostly, it is on many levels really smart.

Its an insult to people's intelligence
Nintendo is selling cardboard boxes, string and rubber bands for 80$

Not all of the anons who left 4chan Holla Forums ended up here. Quite a few made Twitter their home. I baited many of them into following me at the beginning of GG. I have kept an eye on them over the years. I'm afraid they have been influenced by Twitter more than they have influenced it.

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>Steel Cardboard Battalion with cardboard mech vehicle controls

There's also reflective tape on the flexable inside cardboard portion of the keys that the infrared camera is picking up.

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO COME TO THIS! HE WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP!

Can you not do math

60 dollar game + 20 dollar Robot kit= 80 dollars

How much does the game cost without the cardboard? Isn't that with the cartridge or whatever? You're pretending that the game itself is free.
If the game was $60, it's still $20 for cardboard and shit, but I've seen worse.

Also, why doesn't Mark just make a fucking cyclical stickied thread? These stupid fucking threads are going to be popping up everywhere unless there is a canonical place for people to shitfling about it.

Can you give some proof of this?

I guess we should have known Nintendo couldn't rest on their laurels with having a successful switch year/holiday and had to fuck shit up somehow.
Why can't video game companies just make a portable with two sticks, four face buttons and four shoulder buttons that just plays fucking games? Take the money from R&D for gimmick shit and throw that toward making the specs not suck all the dicks possible, without any propietary peripheral (like memory) garbage in an attempt to jew more shekels. But this will never happen.
Unsurprisingly, reddit is sucking nintendo's asshole over this hardcore.

just a healthy reminder

NINTENDO IS A TOY COMPANY AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE!

post the damn thing

All video games are toys.

Id want the full deal for starfox/pilotwings, a throttle and switches too

That robot game better be a full package at €60

Nintendo will be releasing the plans for free go to a craft store and buy the kit for less.

Yeah it's called the Nintendo Switch and this existing won't retroactively take it away from you idiot

Was bayo 3 cancelled?

It might as well be fucking free at this point. Its the equivalent of a few minigames thrown unto something.
Wii Sports at least had the decency to come packaged with the console, which costed less than a Switch does. Now you have to pay 80$ extra for a fucking cardboard peripheral to get that same equivalent?
Fuck off

I just don't get it. On every level, this game is the equivalent of Wii Play and that shitty 1, 2, 3, Switch game (or whatever it was called), only this one includes stupid cardboard "DIY" peripherals instead of shitty plastic ones. It's a dumb novelty.
If this was the same games but with plastic included instead of the cardboard thing, nobody would pay attention; it would be just like the shovelware games on the Wii that did the same thing. The only difference is that the stupid peripherals have some "build-it-yourself" gimmick. I just don't see any point getting upset or shitposting about it. It's a gimmick game set for a niche group of children that will enjoy it briefly and then forget about it. By all means, it's incredibly unremarkable in every way, when you look at it. It's like people are getting upset at the word "cardboard" while ignoring all other context.

You could also just not buy it like most people did with 1-2 Switch

Sadly I missed the presentation, but looking at the catalog there are two threads that reached 750 replies that haven't been locked, so what changed? Why couldn't (((he))) make a cycle thread?

I mean, this is just standard Nintendo, shitting out weird gimmicky crap from time to time. Nothings changed. It's not like they had their AAA devs on this project. The robot game was a leftover Miyamoto project from WiiU, the minigame collection probably just had a tiny team of bottom of the barrel nintendevs.

You don't fucking get it you retard
It doesn't matter if I buy it (which i'm obviously not)
If retards buy it Nintendo will be encouraged to more of this shit and also insert it where it doesn't belong
The more market penetration the Switch gets, the more the Labo gets and they can do even more fucking jewish shit than selling fucking cardboard to you
Are you fucking serious? Do you think this costs as much as an AAA game to create? The ones that cost millions of dollars in budget?
You're honestly a fucking retard, this game would be 29.99 at fucking best

Supposedly there was "cancer" or something
My guess is that he couldn't handle the shitposting

That fat kike mod locked my thread that was about the system itself not the cardboard shit.

I'd expect that from a random volunteer, not the BO

Wii Sports did. Wii Play, which was fucking shit, did not. Wii Music, which also sucks, did not. Neither did Nintendoland unless you bought the "deluxe" console. Neither did 1, 2, Switch.
Wii Sports was over 10 years ago. They've been selling shitty minigame packs for forever. Again, why get upset over something like this?

No you don't. Don't buy it. Anybody else with a brain will also not buy it. It's a shitty game with a stupid gimmick peripheral; nothing more, nothing less.

By all means, shitpost your heart out. I look forward to all the Nintendo cardboard jokes and possible boxdog references for the next month or two. I just can't see how this comes as anything out of the ordinary for anybody who has been paying an ounce of attention to Nintendo's MO.

The robot game reminds me a bit of the old gameplay videos for that Project H.A.M.M.E.R. thing, or whatever it was. I vaguely remember some other robot game that was supposed to come out that was supposedly built off its engine. For something with parts in and out of development for over a decade, this would be a sad end for it.

On some level, I think Mark enjoys the shitstorms that come from not doing the stupidly obvious and easy things, like just making a stickied cyclical for something that most of the board wants to talk about, and basically ensuring that 50 shitpost threads pop up at once like warts.

They aren't selling cardboard to you idiot you can use your own and download free templates

nintendolife.com/news/2018/01/nintendo_will_freely_provide_cardboard_design_patterns_for_labo

Wii Sports was also a gimmicky mingame collection and I had fun with it

unless its like really thick cardboard it is not gonna last for shit

Its like lego, kids like assembling stuff, were you never a kid? Nintendo will also be making stuff to allow people to design and build their own stuff.

I saw that user. What the fuck

Then he should make a cyclical sticky. Way easier to handle in one place, and he can even just stick a couple janitors or something in it. He's making more work for himself.

Did they ever cost 80 dollars?
Did they ever bundle it with a new product as shitty as this?
There's a difference between making a shitty game, and making a shitty game, adding some cardboard boxes and string to the bundle and raising what the price should be by 3-4 times its fucking value

Tell me then what justifies the 80$ price tag, or the 70$ one for the one without the robot shit?
I wouldn't pay fucking 20$ for this absolute garbage
Also, Wii Sports was FREE with the console that's something you seem to be missing

One can only hope for cardboard gimmick games to end up killing off AAA

This board is now GameFAQs except you can say nigger.

I basically fucking said that in a thread I ironically created and got banned for it (only 15 minutes but still)
He's a fucking retard with no foresight

It doesn't matter if you pay the same fucking price for them (or more in this case), more importantly there will never be a good cardboard gimmick game, whereas at least 1 in every 100 AAA games or so will be good, like Odyssey

A single cuckchan autist started posting numerous, cancerous cuckchan memes and then began ban evading while posting the same garbage for 2 whole threads. When people called him out

The price of the 60$ game plus the 10$ or 20$ peripherals! If you don't think it's worth it that's fine but 60$ games are not unheard of user

marvelous bait, you got me
10/10

NINTENDO CARDBOARD
A NEW WAY TO BING BING WAHOO

die

Careful now, wojack is posted on 4chin and now it is a no-no pictuwe

Don't you have some Bloodborne to reply fam

Probably not anywhere near the budget of western AAA nor created as inefficiently, That's a perk of having Nintendo veterans breathing down the necks of devs rather than relying on teams of poorly educated western game dev school and liberal arts graduates.

From what I understand the cardboard kits are optional input methods. Robot game might be good since it's a full game.

No, they cost $60. Wii Play was something like $40, but only came with a controller for a while and cost $70 or something. A bunch of the shitty shovelware games cost more and had plastic peripherals. I don't think you remember how shitty the Wii gimmicks were.

Link's Crossbow Training is one that I remember, but I don't remember how much it cost. Yoshi Touch & Go didn't have a shit peripheral, but it was a tiny tech demo that was sold at retail price.

So don't buy it. You're delusional if you really think the cardboard game market is going to offset good video games. You really think there's going to be a precedent, and all your future video games are going to have cardboard gimmicks attached? This isn't microtransactions. This isn't DLC. This isn't Amiibo. This has as much chance of becoming a big serious thing as the plastic golf clubs and tennis rackets that attached onto the end of the Wii remote.

It's a dumb gimmick, and it is stupidly overpriced. For some reason, it seems like you think I condone the price. I don't, but it's not worth getting pissed about. If I shit in a paper bag and tried to sell it for $500, would you get pissed just because there's a product that isn't worth the money that exists? The NES Classic and SNES Classic are retarded ripoffs too, but you can simply not buy them. They won't do shit to the games you do like, and the retards who want them will claw each other's eyes out to get their hands on them. Way of the world.

Don't forget that while baneposting was already a thing, /bane/ elevated it to a fucking artform on par with loss.

This is the weirdest thing. Maybe it's different in Japan, but many of the kids I've encountered in my life don't have a fucking clue about how to preserve their own belongings, as if it hasn't occurred to them that they can be lost through misuse. Some of them deliberately destroy things and then complain that they no longer have them. I don't know what motivates this, but it's not going to end well for a bunch of cardboard gingerbread house peripherals.

IIRC, Wii Sports's MSRP was $50 or $60. It's not the game that's an unusual price, it's the perforated cardboard, stickers, rubber, and strings, which should be $10 at the most.

Also, are there going to be tools for devs to make use of it? That might partially explain the cost.

Im guessing ubisoft knowing about this means other devs can build and ship cheap labo peripherals. Nintendo did mention that labo will allow you to create your own toys.

It says that, but bans older than 90 days are cleared.

Lego's stupidly overpriced too. When I was a kid, I got a giant tub of used Legos for like $10, and I could make whatever I wanted with it. Kids can already design and build their own stuff with cardboard. You can go to the store, buy some boxes, draw designs up, and cut them out. You can even give them safety scissors and just let them do it with cheap posterboard or something.

Again, it's not really that exciting. It's a very minimal amount of assembly attached to what looks like a boring game. It's not bad, but for that price, you can get one of those cool fucking robot kits, where you build the robot however you like and control it with a remote controller, then you can dismantle it and build yourself a different robot. Hell, if you want to stick with assembly cardboard things, that pinbox kikestarter thing looks way better for cheaper. I just can't get that upset about people wasting money on things that I don't want.

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Nintendo are giving away the blueprints for free anyway, so theres nothing stopping you from doing that too, except labo adds in the software side of things.

nintendos problem.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable comic of the Switch bitch kicking Ouya-tan out of her cardboard box and selling it for a mint.

DEFEND THE CARDBOARD
LOVE THE CARDBOARD
BUY THE CARDBOARD

Saying nigger on cuckchan will get you an automatic ban since 2009.

Taking care of possessions must be taught and learned. A person must also value what they have. Children who are given many toys will end up with possessions they do not value. They will not treat them well.

I am already unbanned for some reason and I never appealed it. It was my fourth or fifth permaban too.

you dumbass niggers can bitch and moan all you want but one of the games has a robot that turns into a motorbike and that's cool because robots are cool so it's instantly worth $80

Now I just need a steel batallion controller made of cardboard

You can say nigger on cuckchan. Cuckchan is bad but you don't need to lie about how bad they are since they do a good job of it themselves.

Go say it on /int/ this time and see what happens.

The cardboard toys are just interfacing devices. The bottleneck to the creativity is the software. Knowing nintendo they're not going to allow homebrew for fear of exploits so you'll have to play using whatever limitations the devs have decided for you.

One thing about it that is neat is the way Nintendo is showing off applications for built in gyro and IR so any smart dev could take inspiration and design cheap peripherals for their own game at very little cost which can be huge when you account for manufacturing and RD.

mfw

Wojak > Smug Wojak > Crying Wojak > Peepeepoopoo Victim Wojak > Big Brain Wojak > Pink Wojak > Brainlet Wojak >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Console Wars Wojak
Am I missing any rare Wojaks?

Those last three Wojaks emerged rapidly in the last few months while the others evolved slowly over years. They are waging a war on Wojak just like they did against Pepe.

For the love of God just sticky and cycle this shit thread so the retards stop killing other threads because "muh big bad meany Mark".

If he caves to them, that will show weakness and they will start to feel welcome here. We are under attack right now. Keep banning them until they give up.

he could at least delete their locked threads so they don't just keep killing other threads for shitposts.

I did, 2 other people in a thread did it before me and I didn't get banned.

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They must have changed it then.

Daily reminder that they are still trying to turn this place into a meme whore 1-line-OP safe space

Fuck off nintendo shill

Boxghost deserves to be a meme

Creating dozens of new threads about the same topic constitutes an attack on the board.

They will just do jewish stuff regardless if Labo is a success or not.

Can mark the pissy faggot not let shitposters invalidate this topic? I still want to banter about this news without him bumplocking and deleting around and causing drama.

poal.me/j4kili

I don't get this meme. Is the joke that Sonyfags ruin other people's threads because they don't have any games to play?

You want more cringy Red user™ shit?

So, this is like (pic related) but poor edition? Okay, I guess.

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Well done Tovarish. A trips for the people!

Comicfag has been making OC but usually goons tell him to fuck off.

We're being raided right now.

Nice DeviantArt OC.

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has the kike faggot finally calmed down with his meltdown?

Fuckoff

I made a new meme OC. pls rate

Combines the worst cancer of 4chan and Holla Forums.

thanks

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You're retarded if you actually buy it, soyboy.

What does this image prove other than the fact that this board isn't what you're making out to be and cuckchan is trash as expected?

Let's be honest, no one here is gonna buy an 80 dollar cardboard box.

I'd really like to see support for some of these inputs in full games and the schematics being released online tbh

Mark might, depsite denouncing it himself.

Well if can be 3D printed then I don't think people would be shitting on it as much.

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Some autist might do it, you never know.

some epin OC

That, would be an interesting idea, tough how to get it working with wiiu vc implying that everything of value wont just be ported up

I look forward to seeing what the autist does then

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What the fuck are you even talking about

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added to smash when

Probably some of the people in the NeoFAG, Reddit, Cuckchan and youtube comments

But why would you ever go to any of those

People keep repeating this but the $80 price tag includes the game. It's not just the cardboard alone. You have separate options.

Stuff like this usually centralized into one thread if you actually post here often since I see people still posting a new thread before the old thread is done. Would have preferred they sticky or make the thread cyclical to make this abundantly clear where you can take the conversation.

Maybe because there was a 700+ replies sticky that just devolved into memeposting

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not that hard user

Neat!

I didn't know laughter caused cancer

Eh, you won't be able to get a full 360 degree on all axises. That might fit better on VR. Well, maybe if they allow X axis rotation on a stick, but your field of vision is limited to whatever screen you're using. How would it know what you're pointing at?

I forgot what the bump limit is.

Cancer should fuck to >>>/vidya/ Mark is right.

Nah, not this time. Too much cancer and spam for it to be damage control.

lurk more faggot

reported

Haven't you heard?
We have ninja hotpockets now.

We have a bloody board log for these things. Anyone uses the term shadow bumplock needs to go back to cuckchan.

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>>>/cuckchan/

I said probably

NEVERMIND. THAT WAS ALL FAKE NEWS.

IGN France just pulled the part about the patterns being available for free online. Sp yeah, you're paying $80 for cardboard, cardboard that will most likely break.

Did they pull it because they received word from nintendo?

Unless the screen is in the back of the camera.

Imagine a room full of Japanese businessmen all agreeing that this is a good idea. Imagine them thinking that the ergonomics of fucking anything made out of cardboard would be acceptable to sell to people for $70. Not only that, but it would be fine to use for gaming. Is this just a grand scheme to get rid of all the cardboard sitting in their warehouses? Did the Yakuza put them up to this?

Cardboard, especially this type of cardboard, is a very common prototyping tool for pretty much any design based work. It's way more likely that they had a bunch of things made out of cardboard as they were testing out alternate controllers to the Switch and just thought to release those instead of stupidly expensive hardware for a one off games.

Depending on the availability of the scripts used to use these models as inputs to be used by external developers for full fledged games it might actually be a good idea.

this is going to blow up and you guys are going to go into further denial about the switch

What's with all the Halfchan half-hearted jokes around here

Raid. They post shit memes, wait for them to be shat on, then accuse you of being a Nintendrone despite almost everyone here laughing at Nintendo's latest abortion. Then they get banned for shitting things up and try harder to shit things up in response.

AAAAAA FUCKKKINGGG BOOXXXXX

The only thing that is most likely to happen in this pic is a Smash 4 Switch port with the GC controller bundled with the game.

I honestly can't fathom how this is a real thing. Not even sure what the hell it even does. I'm really tired now and about to go to bed, so I'm hoping this is all just a bad dream and when I wake up, I'll be in a world where Nintendo didn't just try to sell a fucking box.

Nintendo Labia when?

Before Labo

lego has a really insane quality control to make sure the pieces fit perfectly even with old sets. i have sets from the 80s and 90s that i played with as a kid, and they still snap on with brand new pieces. also the bricks have all kept their colors.

It kinda feels good to see Nintendo still doing crazy shit.

You guys see this?
archive.is/KX5g7

holy shit what fresh cancer is this

Comicfag OC is shit, his comics are terrible, he get's butthurt when you call his shit out, and he appeared out of nowhere to and treats it as his dumping ground because he knows if he had made his own thread posting his comics he would be told to fuck off so he get's away with dumping his shit int he generals that are less moderated.

this tbqh fampai

gggmanlives, you aren't welcome here, and neither are your ilk.