Blizzard shilling their shitty Overwatch Esports League for weeks

So will Blizzard finally give up on trying to pretend this casual and unbalanced children's game is an "Esports"?

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you disgust me user, but either way I hope the company fucking burns along with overmeme.

It's as much of an esports as RTS with 1 unit.

I wouldn't watch it either, even if I played it. I tried the beta. The game is not competitive. It has a very low skill ceiling because it relies more on picks/counterpicks than individual skill. From what I hear, they take out anything people find that requires skill, like animation cancels or whatever. They're also charging $5 a pop for ingame skins related to their new esports league.

It's almost as if making a watery, non offensive game that tries to appeal to everyone will only hold an audience and a causal one at that for so much time.

That's one long benis

I want sources on this. Hard numbers. Having them ready to show anyone things are looking bad would be great.

Good. They deserve it for carving to casuals and LGBT abominations.

E-sports is pure cancer
In other news the sky is blue.

Animated porn or nothing, they already have a great track record of fucking up esports with mismanagement, two dead games like SC2 or their Blizzard ASSFAGGOTS

Why is there always someone posting porn on every thread of this board?

Twitch shows which games are the most popular being viewed.
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1. Making lewds of characters is just about the only form of enjoyment that can be derived from modern games.
2. It's an anti goon, anti shilling technique.
3. Anons are horny.

Anons should stop masturbating so much then.

In what universe?

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That's what I do, I barely get aroused by it at this point and i'm just 22.

I don't know, I thought it was entertaining watching over half the games go 0-4 because the teams aren't even remotely balanced. "Oh-Four Watch" indeed.

You can't even see their player numbers on steamspy. I'd bet the game is practically dead by now anyways.

I hate Overwatch, I hate Actiblizzard, and I hate gooks, but the only good thing this game has going for it is the D.va porn.

Soon you will be nigh immortal.

Gee, user, it's almost as if Blizzard games aren't on Steam

Never really got into the game primarily because I'm allergic to faggotry

MUAAAH THE FRENCH

Activision is shit too, but the only one responsible for Blizzard turning into shit is Blizzard itself. Bringing Activision into it just makes excuses for Blizzard's own constant and repeated fuckups.

But that faggot Metzen was not from Activision, he was from Blizzard and one of the main reasons Blizzard went to absolute dogshit. Just because he's gone "now" doesn't mean they will ever be clean of him.

Not even a woman would be this unaware of how a man's mind works, are you a jewish space lizard?

God I wish.

So a flashy version of rock-paper-scissors. That's not remotely interesting.


3: It's a way to get your post looked at. I don't post lewds when I'm thinking lustful thoughts, I look for them.

oh don't get me even started
they have dug their grave so depth you can't even see where it ends, and they are at fault

this juggling between pandering to "no toxicity" faggots and "esports" faggots is misery
they constantly spam "this game is serious buzinezz", this OWL shit and competitive, but then they also spam this "don't bully other players! this is just to have fun! berating someone for sucking at the game and not cooperating? banned from chat for toxicity! :^)"

they kill heroes with rebalances just because dps's cry (for me, this being what killed tf2 with all the soldier/demoknight/pyro pandering and heavy nerfing)
but they also buff low skill ceiling heroes
nowadays, the best healer is one that acts like the medic in tf2 EXCEPT IT CAN FUCKING DASH EVERY 2 SECONDS
and another healer that has to actually aim to heal ("sniper healer"), that has a high skill ceiling, is actually useless due to the nerfs

tl;dr the bipolarism of the devs/ceo of this game is what is killing it by dividing the community and poisoning itself

The only thing this game is good for is meeting girls.


The real problem is how they handle ranked- that's why people aren't watching. It's not even a myth or conspiracy theory anymore- blizz forces people on to loss streaks in ranked after they reach a new high or get close to one. Post after post on the forums say the same thing. It's near impossible to carry ranked games even if you do really well- why the hell would you watch pros or esports then?

Not just that, but your initial games before ranked matter way too much and your internal rating never changes. Want to mess around with widow/hanzo? Instant silver and it doesn't change. If they think you're silver internally, they'll force you to be silver. You have to buy (heh) a new account and take every game seriously if you actually want to be high ranked.

Overwatch sells because of its art style and the girls are cute. Thats it.

Expecting the actual gameplay of a retarded 'and this ult wiped the enemy team…. now their ult wiped ours" gameplay does not work for the esports crowd. They crave uniformity more than autistic speed runners.

Just go look at the old Halo 2 stuff from MLG back in the day. Flat levels, base weapons only and huge scandals about shotgun animation frames and someone being killed by a sniper ricocheting a traffic cone into someones head.

Esports versions of a match are not 'lets jump into blood gultch, all vehicles, fox only, finaly destination' level shits and giggs' Its a stripped down skeleton of the game to get as much none skill related influence out of the match.

Overwatch levels are mostly dead, empty environments made from a cancelled mmos map and the gameplay is designed as a mario party level back and forth tug of war. Esports fags dont want that. it is to them what microtransactions are to us.

Why nobody can draw dicks?

Modern shooters are bad because they always make you feel powerless. No matter how good your reflexes and aim are you don't have an advantage over other players because the weapons feel like nerf guns.

we all kn0w that here, but how to tell that to someone whos not from here?
it just so happened my friend and i have been arguing this over the past few days, and he dont believe me when i told him ppl play that game cuz of the lewds. ive been so desperate to find some official proofs that im currently thinking of creating a blizzard account just so i can post a poll in the community there and get the result. but is there a better way?

Contain your autism. Overwatch is popular because it's a casual game and the vast majority of 'gamers' are casuals. Also Blizzard marketing. That's it.

I want (((Jeff Kikeplan)))'s game to tank so hard he's forced to kill himself in disgrace, but that's not going to happen anytime soon.

shameful display

And raw onions for dinner, right nu/pol/?

Doesn't Overwatch has an autistic character? Like, canon autistic?
Does said character has, perchance, porn with her covered in peanut butter?
Just asking for a friend, haha

Remember, Blizzard honchos still own 51% of the company and thus Activision has no say. It was never an activision sellout. Blizzard is just using activisions connections, and thus all faults they do is on theirown.

her mom is hotter. I want to fuck them both though.

It's got nothing to do with the weapons themselves, it's got to do with this idiotic notion that 'tanks' are a good thing in first person shooters. Valve were the only ones that managed to implement a tank into an FPS, and that was the combination of the heavy and medic.

Too bad Valve has gone the way of the shitter and ruined all of their games.

You're both degenerates for wanting to fuck girls without personality.

Apparently.

Yes, Symmetra.And not as far as I know.


I'm sure you're a paragon of purity, whose sole concern is personality and christian virtues, you fucking goon. Fuck off.

What tags do you imput in your porn searches, user?

Seems more like actual shilling to me. Overcuck females are so generic and boring that porn of them is the same.

It's a video game character nigger

Looks black with some dots to me, was red a few hours ago. Sometimes its just gray.
What are you on about?

you cant fuck a personality trait nigga.

What the fuck is wrong with their spines?

You know, as well made as to pics are, the second and fourth pics make me feel kind of sad and disgusted for some reason.

Sage for offtopic.

its part of a set where they get drunk and gangbanged on a club so I cant really blame you.

for shame

How would one feel in this situation?

Post the whole thing. I love collecting sets where someone's pure waifu get ruined.

I think she's saying that as a general status of the current situation.
Like "FUCK". I doubt the insult is directed at the viewer/listener/you.

hopefully. probably not.

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save it yourself. I ain't posting all this shit.

Smashfags have been clinging to their partygame for over a decade now. Do you think blizzard will stop, because of a few bad months?

Smashfags are a particular brand of autists though while Overmeme players are mainly normalfags that will run after the next big AAA vidya fad soon.

Last I checked пиздец mean a weak pathetic man and it derives from пизда that means cunt/pussy.
Or am I getting my ruski mixed up?

Is the black skintight suit canon?

"Justice needs a nap" is cute, though.

Thanks mate.


I'd prefer to have Smashfags exist rather than Overmeme cucks. Smashfags are larely self-contained to their own autistic community, with a bit of spillover whenever the FGC has some big event. But Overcucks are fucking everywhere (or were, before the game died lol). They exist in all places as normalfags, and walk around like they're regular people. It's disgusting. Smashfags don't pretend they are anything other than autistic faggots (although they do pretend their game is actually a proper fighting game, which is still hilarious to me).

I don't fucking know, блин, do I look like a словарь to you?
en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/пиздец

While men are much more visual about stuff they get aroused by a very large part of sex happens in your head. This is the reason why you can literally cum without touching yourself when you have a wet dream.
Try finding something that arouses you and make up some sort of story in your head as you look at images that complement that story.
For example imagine your mom does porn and you just found out by watching one of her videos by accident and now you're rock hard
Sorry for being a degenerate.

Yelling "Пиздец!" is the same as yelling "Fuck!" when you hit your toe against the furniture. Every other case means something like "a very big fuck-up".

Добре, другар анонимен.

only good for porn

Never understood this argument. It's just stereotypical pretty girls (in latex). Nothing new. No fetishes. The most boring and generic shit ever.

Come on, Widowmaker's ass is something special. And to have it in a western game is an unexplainable miracle.

It's the only thing Overmeme is good for.

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what the fuck is wrong with her chin

Wasn't there a counter strike tournament this weekend too?

This is a man.

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Voiced by a man, but it's 100% a woman.

There was that five-picture series of autism an user wrote last year, but it speaks more to the game's balance rather than player motivations.

I think they even referenced that in the show.

user, I… know that feel

Now this is a female character worthy of praise, none of this gay overwatch bullshit..

Man i can't wait for the next season.

I'm a bit torn myself. Everything past season 2 got waaaaaaay too serious and complicated for its own good. I only watch it because it sometimes has a good line or two thrown in an episode.
Same with Archer, but I can't even watch the current season, stopped after episode 2.

I dont get the hype around Archer
watched the first episode and seriosly dont get the humor

You are literally the first person I have heard say it got worse after season 2. I liked that it got semi serious with a plot that was fun to follow. It's complicated because the writers basically wing it as they write but I think that is what makes it feel unique.

I stopped caring once Barry started getting focus. Hated that character.

Their faggotry is what drives them now. They are nothing more than a propaganda machine. Get what you can from them, and don't give anything back.

They're afraid of being gay if they practice drawing them.

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try reddit my jewish friend

The porn has been great but it should've been obvious to any goddamn retard from the very start that the gameplay was and would only continue to be utter shite.

I know I will be ridiculed ceaselessly for this, but I had fun playing in the beta. Only casual was available, and there was absolutely no meta, so I could just go in and play whatever I wanted. And the ults didn't matter and it seemed genuinely like it would end up good. But then I played ranked, and they added character limits, and went hard on the esports angle, and my average interest swiftly left.

What in great baby jesus's name you make you think "it would end up good". Do you even have an Idea of who activision or blizzard are? Let's skip over the sin of you buying the game and can you walk me through your mental state of how you avoid thinking "man, they're gonna fuck this"?

The very first thing I said is that Activision is shit you illiterate third world doublenigger. If you want to shit on Activision for their own shittiness, go for it, but Activision being shit doesn't make Blizzard any less shit and anyone passing the blame onto them for BLIZZARD'S shittiness is just making excuses for them.

I'd never actually bought or played a blizzard game before that. It seemed like casual fun.

the number of lewds in this thread is disappointing

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looks more like blender to me.

Banter.

Banter and phrasing.

Blizzard went to shit before the Activision merge, which was a symptom not the cause.
You could say both their actions and vision got shrouded after all that WoW money.

POST YFW YOU DON'T PLAY OVERWATCH AND NEVER SPENT ON SHITTY LOOTBOXES

ya i know about that, but isnt that more about how its a bad game rather than y ppl are playing it

hey! don't talk shit about ellowas!

OK Carlos, I'll admit, that was a good one. Don't let it go to your head.

it's not SFM

I've been a faggot for DLC a couple of times but any game that nags me for money is instantly dismissed. Online-only stuff too. It's a pretty convenient filter.


Just play Neptunia if you want body suits. Even those play better than Overwatch.


It belongs in a blender. Most 3D animated porn falls short in animation, visual style, fetishes, visual glitches, sometimes all of the above.

Opinion discarded.

Being better isn't exactly hard. RB1 is decent though and all of them deliver on sexy girls more than the prudes at Blizzard ever will.

is pic related arousing to you? Do you happen to be blind?

Games and gameplay was never involved in this. I just wanted to know if the character canonically wears that suit under the armor.

Don't forget also kinky fetish of our favorite redhead

How do you expect retards to notice a shitty product? Contribute to end this by subverting all marketing that comes from Blizzard. The blizzardrones and normalfags won't stop playing until they are made to.

If it is casual, it is never fun. Your standards are low, that is..

what redhead?

why does anyone play a game they dont really like or go to a movie they dont really like, or an event?

it's because there are people there, friends there, it's something to do that is accessible to them. That's it.

Personally i think they just want to teach ppl that winning isnt about personal achievement but about 'following the rules' and the crowd (meta).
pretty much the opposite of what gaming was about when i played.

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what exactly was complicated about the plots to venture bros?

How to piss off over overcucks and drink their tears;

Can never get far in Nep because they always have a mechanic that breaks the game. Rebirth wasn't so bad until you got supers. Once you do there's only one tactic you need and all strategy goes out the window.


That's a plank of wood, not a Nep. Even then, while breasts matter, it's the girl that's behind them that matters more. This is ignoring that the games have a cast of titty monsters.


It's dying anyway. I don't even see a reason to talk to them.

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I'm letting off some (much) needed steam after getting so much shit from normies over the past few months about the titles I play. Only reason you should ever talk to them is none. It's just cathartic af seeing these same people who were so proud of this shit suddenly go full on denial and damage control. It may be dying but some people are not gonna accept the truth and will try to tell you otherwise

I think you're looking for Sucy :^)

Sucy was shit, Lotte is best girl. Mute loli was cute too.

Sucy was good in the first movie, Diana is pure.
Lotte is just Double D with glasses.

the series and second movie ruined everything about the premise and trigger has proven they are an absolute shit tier studio

In terms of character development Diana is best. Neither Sucy or Lottle got much development. Visually I'm a sucker for glasses and homely girls so I like Lotte the best.

Uh, I'm not a waifufag, but isn't that contradictory? Claiming a lesbo as a waifu is like claiming an ameoba as a beast of burden or something.

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overcucks have a special, let's say sort of hyporisy when it comes to their "waifuism"
These are usually the same jagoffs who think Korra is a good cartoon and that it's perfectly okay to be cucked as long as it's a hot womyn. Also bear in mind this is the same fanbase that is either perfectly okay waifuing tracer but still says she lesbian, have a disgusting foot fetish (because of sombra??) or think it's perfectly okay to suddenly like overweight landwhales (Because of Mei)

tl;dr you shouldn't be surprised these degenerates will have such feckless "taste" when it comes to non-animu, non-2D waifuism and by feckless I mean fucking shit

Do you want anons to get cancer?
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At least the screenshot worked.

Do you not?

Jesus fucking christ on a bike. I don't use twitch but that one screenshot alone tells me it's Reddit Gaming: Youtube edition. I can just sense it, it's full of Big Bang Theory fan type retards, just for vidya. And what the hell is that positivity thing there for? What does that have to do with anything? Is there literally a safe space twitch stream or something?

Is this news to you?

I'll admit that many footfags are cancer there's also a lot of cancerous fetishists and vanillafags but that's not saying anything, every demographic has cancer somewhere but I don't get why some people treat it like the symbol of the beast.

Cause it's something surprisingly common, that for most has completely nothing inherently sexual about it. Most fetishes I think people can try and see where the other is coming from, but feet are really out of left field.

I feel conflicted but relieved no japanese/weeb vidya (apart from p5 in the corner)

It's just fetishfags fighting each other at the end of the day but some are simply perceived as objectively better.
Hygiene? I guess the other reason is any fetish correlating to Overcuck makes it look like a symbol of the beast. Makes it seem that much more shit to more patrician folk

Thank Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos for that.

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are you saying it wasn't that cancerous when it firsdt started out?

Any body part can get pretty nasty if it isn't cleaned. I don't follow Overmeme or Overmeme porn so I don't know shit about fetishes associated with it except fatfags latching onto Mei.

It was but he injected the Positivity / IRL / """"Variety Stream"""" into it.

tl;dr Mario Party of first person shooters isn't fit for a competitive scene.

OP failed to include the reminder as to why OW is shit, so here i go

Posting because we must never forget.

Not sure how it went but I'll try;
Tracer = cucks who like britbongs and is okay with being NTR'd by lesbos
Mei = cucks who think it's okay to not exercise (there's also a fair chance they are pussywhipped by cosplayers)
Mercy = the only objectively good one (alt; the one cucks try to BLACK for whatever reason)
Pharah = cucks who don't admit they like shitskins a lot
Ana = cucks who never had a real father figure in their life and admit they like shitskins
Moira = Not even cucks like her nor the insult she brings to David Bowie
Sombra = cucks who are usually from a "diverse" background and have prob done illegal shit. oh and they think utorrent and piratebay is okay but only barely pirated shit
D.Va = cucks who have daddy issues and (prob) inferior complexes (expect at least one of these people to suddenly have "yellow fever")
Symmetra = cucks who pretend to know what autism is about (i.e that whole "tfw too intelligent" group of lowlifes)

Don't suppose there's an updated version? I'd love to see this dude rip further

Going by this logic is Ana for cucks into old shitskins, Widowmaker for cucks into smurfs, and Zarya for cucks into femdom?

Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up and put some god damn variety in you vocabulary.

I don't even know who this is, I guess I've paid exactly the correct amount of attention to the game

Cuck.

don't forget dysfunctional families~
I think we can also add "corruption" to that list given how little people playing this didn't realize how flat her downgrade was
HA I WISH more like they secretly want to get pegged prob

dude calm down I'm not exactly being all serious about this crap, am I? I'm just having a laugh analyzing how these fags might think

Good and keep it that way. You don't even want to know what she looks like.

Whats wrong with Isaac?

Because porn triggers Actibliz.

You do know that was a PR stunt right?

Nothing. It's the same as that one user playing vermintide in the 8v steam group cancer cap.

Of all the femdomfags I know with shit enough taste to play Overwatch, only one likes Zarya and he's some fruit who sends pictures of his stripped leggings to girls.

Any pics? Asking for a friend.

I can't tell if you mean striped leggings or stripped leggings. Either way I'm horrified.

Gays not welcome

and I thought my friend was a degenerate

that's pretty gay, dude

Striped.

This one is spoilered for a reason.

Kill your "friend"

Feels like raping the virgin daughter of your ex-landlord.

TURN THIS FRUIT INTO A VEGETABLE

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he is too limited for that
look how he display the meme with 2B and it's creator

He's not even good looking, tell him to give it up he will never be a trap.

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You're lucky I didn't post his face. There's a reason most trapfags never post theirs.

plz don't try to fabricate proof of your stupidity, or your friend will forever make fun of you for it.

Overwatch has a lot of fanfiction.
A surprising about of it is written by women who want to be the girlfriends of characters like Genji, Hanzo and even Bastion.

kill yourself

Not quite. The world of slavic cursing is more complicated than that. While yes, пиздец derives from пизда (pussy), it is not used to describe a person, but a situation, usually in a negative way.

It is especially fascinating when you begin to consider the words derived from хуи (dick) - хуёво is used to desrcibe a pretty fucking bad situation whereas oхуенно means the situatiuon is really fuckin' good, and all this from the same etymological root of a dick.

I'v never played the game so I have no clue who any of those people are, are they ugly or something?

Still better than the tumblrite who had wet dreams about Todd Howard.

Genji is a Japanese cyborg.
Hanzo is a Japanese guy who dresses like it's the 16th century.
Bastion is a cute robot who can only speak in beeps and blips.

there is my dear child! literally play something better instead


jesus fucking christ he's turning into a soyboy

Were I a bigger asshole I'd say do it if only so someone can bully him

Huh, so there are women that are into /clang/

Would you REALLY be that surprised if they were?

So fujoshits.

Well the way I described it is how its in my tongue.
t. other slav

what porn parody was that supposed to be?

Look up an artist called Ratbat.

shitty tease stuff called playwatch google it .
there was nothing to be banworthy. Hense

I'm interested in seeing some of these, specifically the Bastion ones.

I've seen small thumbnail pictures of ratbat and can't tell if it's a tranny or just ugly.

I used to think traps IRL were kind of cute, but then over the years SJWs and Tumblr really picked up their pace and the well has been poisoned. I have regrets now over giving them my time and wrestled with myself over the way things have gone since Bridget made me gay.

3DPD rule apply to everyone, just stick with 2D.

The site doesn't allow me to copypaste it but here's one.
Prepare to look into the mind of an incredibly lonely woman.


HOMOS BEGONE

The only thing they deserve is the oven

always treat your shortstack succubus with gentle head pats and nice cups of hot tea between uses

This fanfic oozes crippling depression.

HOMOS BEGONE!

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Its not gay if its 2D :3

Kikebook's that a way mister
2D women are fine, 2D traps are a sign of soyboy faggotry and weak-willed humans (no matter what people will say)

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Not with that attitude, but you can try to stop me if you want

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It's a CRAPCUNTS, not an ASSFAGGOTS.

Whoa stop the presses Sherlock Holmes here just cracked the case!

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It's like I'm back in the worst parts of 2008.

Yeah I got it from /f/ 6-9 years ago, and I've had it ever since.

This is some next level shit.

But why?

UUUU

interdasting

I can't even play SWF files on my computer anymore. When I try to view them they just try to save to the desktop. If I try to open them there they just try to save themselves again as another file…

sup Chromefag :^)

Pretty sure that's a browser problem. Try using something other than Chrome.

Doesn't work in Firefox or Chromefox or Palemoon, either.

Works for me on Palemoon though.

are you pretending?

Works on Chromium :^)

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nu/v/ in a nutshell

Might you be so kind as to show us these certain anons, cuckchan-kun.

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(what a waste)
Sounds like someone hasn't been here for too long

ellowas is fucking garbage

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0/10
No excuse, that shit's not even like awkward neck or clavicle hair that can be in blind spots.

Oh my fuck I'm having flashbacks.

learn to at least sage properly you gook advocating shitheel and kindly go play a real game like Doom or something

Are you baiting with that pic?

bitch I might be :^)))

kys faggot

those are some great pictures user,
americandad-posting is underrated


in his defense, anyone who plays over watch doesn't deserve respect

I want to see Persia in the corner of my OWL matches

I remember the part where Mei is shown as not really fat, just her coat makes it seemed like she's fat but is actually /fit/, every faggot that basically shills and writes fanfics and draws 'fatty mei' DA-tier garbage spilled salt all over the place when blizzard showed Mei in a chinese outfit.

no way buddyboy. Maybe not obese, but still fat. And they fixed the bug in the chinese outfit model.

seeing as this thread doesn't die even after the derailing

fuck every fucker that goes into quick play to insta-lock the 3-4th dps or the magic widow-hanzo-genji-sombra combo
fuck you for wasting the other team's and my time and trying to justify it with
"it's quickplay, is for fun"

do you enjoy not killing shit and dying every 5 seconds? for fuck's sake

also always, fucking always i end up with gold eliminations, gold/silver damage as a tank
and every fucking time these shit heads berate the healer for "no heals", when they have 8k heals or go "tryhard go to comp"
no, you go back to FFA/deathmatch stupid ape, this is a team game, not a CoD 1vs6 fest

also fuck you incompetent dps's for having your head so up your ass that you can't cope with sucking

Ayyyy another user that plays the game. I love those 2 man Shimada bros groups in comp

what are you doing user

It's not the loot boxes that's addicting, it's the numerical validation

I have no idea why this thread is still up when it was started and maintained by people that don't play or like the game, but what the hell.

You know what's a living hell? When you have Gold Eliminations as Torbjorn.
Think about it, a crap load of people had to die to a midget and his shitty aimbot to give you that medal or alternatively, the fuckers that are supposed to kill people… Didn't!

See, there's a very funny thing about Defense characters. People play them incredibly agressive most of the time but in reality, they aren't supposed to be that good at killing people.
The entire point of Defense characters is area denial, which they can do in several ways depending on what character you play as, but ultimately you're pushing someone for sticking his neck on the wrong part of the woods. If you manage to kill anyone as a Defense character, it's because the other idiot allowed you to, basically.
So when so many shitheads basically let my turret die or rush a dude that's wielding a shotgun and armor, you then ask your Genji or Soldier "Just what the fuck where you doing mate?" and they start talking shit and getting angry about it.

It's a fucking paradox, the amount of people you see picking Offense that don't actually know how to play Offense. In most other games, I stick to support characters because those are underplayed while aggressive roles are taken by the most experienced players but in Overwatch it's the other way around, with very few people picking Offense roles and then sucking at it!
Makes me want to get better at Offense myself since that seems to be the underplayed role somehow, at least competently.


And the funny thing is that it's often the very same problem. "Woo! I'm a super badass motherfucker, I'm gonna murder loads of people!" and then they lose because 1v6 doesn't turn out to be as easy as you'd expect when you're not playing against bots or newbs anymore.
And then they complain that the healer stood with the team instead of rushing with him or that the tank isn't rushing ahead as well, or that nobody else capped the point when he was busy "backdooring". Basically, they complain the rest of the team played like a team.

KILL YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING SUBHUMAN NIGGERS

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this is the last time i click on a .swf file

Seems like this slut knows what she's doing

Fuck off tumblr

not enough adult swim porn


to be fair, overwatch is great source porn material, its almost like they tailored each girl for specific taste
and not only that, like pic example, he face is sexy as fuck, eyes mouth nose combination

Kek.

Great read. Does anyone have the hook WebM from that first image? Wonder also how much of that still applies 6 months later, not that I'm believing it's improved much in balance.


EXE Drive was hideously balanced. Certain items make it build way too quickly, and tens of thousands of damage should've been reserved for level 4 (if that) instead of being the starting values. Vert's EXE Drive is particularly offensive for being able to hit multiple enemies in a line and cripple them, actually quite a few of her attacks do this relative to other girls. It's a bit of a mess balance-wise, and they also overcomplicate things mechanically.

Also they cater to all breast lovers.

I didn't say you played TF2.

why is an overcuck thread still up?

Because it's a video game of course, and sometimes it's good to talk about the failings of a game to put in context what makes a good game or bad game.

fake news.
overcuck has been doing really well thanks to normalfags. it already took forever to get overcuck threads kicked off of Holla Forums so why bring them back?

>A woman has to appeal to my other senses And not be some quadrasexual LGBTQWTFBBQ+/- & Knuckles Feminist to get me aroused now
It's a strange thing but really it's a lot better than being all these fucking normalfags who'll see an average bitch with a bigger-than-average rack and start drooling like braindead animals.

Failing.
No numbers presented. No big coverage from the cock sucking media. PUBG being talked by normalfags from all places.
Overwatch is failing.

Where's your proof?

see

Right after the release of the horse character a few of my friends went back and there was almost 4 minute queues just for normal casual matchmaking. I'm sure it's only gotten worse.

I predict Free to play sometime late this year. I mean, all the retards who bought the game already bought the game. Might as well make it free to play to get money from the 3rd worlders and underage kids.

noice digits
also who is this semen demon? (what comic is that character from)

or a bigger-than-average butt for that matter

I've only seen one decent Zarya picture where she's in her dressing room looking at herself in the mirror. This is not that picture (she actually had a hot, athletic body and looked like she wanted to get fucked).

"Failings". As in where the game falls short. How tired or drunk or subhuman are you?


It's a man, baby!

thanks
yeah I know, that's why I wanted it.
boys can be semen demons too

If Overwatch were a genre of music it would be gayboy trap shit. I would bomb those concerts if I had enough money.

has the fucker reached 1 million on patreon yet-
Jesus Christ he actually might

No way. A woman's body shape will always be infinitely more interesting, and the natural lack of hair on the abdomen and torso is extremely appealing. (I won't get into prepubescent garbage here, none of that is naturally appealing because a NORMAL brain will recognize that they're not sexually mature yet, and, as such, attraction to the prepubescent must be molded and forced with time, it is not a natural craving, for the same reason a normal brain feels no attraction to, say, a leopard; neither will bear you children.)

Putting on long socks doesn't turn you into a girly faggot you faggot. Nigger is still build like a lanky dude.

certainly demons yes

I guess no one's got that Zarya picture, huh?

dva>widow>>mya>tracer>mercy
i've never played overwatch,

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That was so bad that I just couldn't stop myself from watching the whole fucking thing.

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You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender.You're a cuck.

You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender.You're a cuck.

You're licking feet, kissing them, and sucking them.
Kissing feet is a general symbol of surrender and worship.You're a cuck

STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

In other news, water is wet

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Boy I sure do love waifu games :3

I literally did a tag search on Danbooru. That's the extent I care about trying.


Being a tertiaryfag is justifiable. See also: Mobage like Granblue or Kancolle.


No you. Besides it'll be past bump soon just give up and let it play out.

Maybe you don't have a fucking Flash Player installed?

Just get Adobe's offline flash player.

Tsumino
Tags: Rape Trap

Go get 'em tiger

These look weird.

Her name is Kaname

Esports is bullshit. My phone's dictionary doesn't even recognise it.

In my time gamers were pasty, awkward basement dwelling nerds. We didn't do sports and we wouldn't be caught dead doing it. The normalfagisation (I can make up words too) of vidya needs to stop.

No such thing online.

All games are more or less unbalanced.

Esports problem of Overwatch that can't be fixed is that it is unwatchable. Twitch FPS actions with many players are not good show for external observer.

Seig heil mein Fuhrer. You never surrendered that war, and neither will I.