>Be adult >Have to pay rent, bills, food, ect >Companies think its acceptable...

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

Be adult
Have to pay rent, bills, food, ect
Companies think its acceptable to pay 60 to 80 dollars for a game with 10 - 15 hours of content
Think its acceptable for me to pay $8 a month just to play the games I own online on consoles
They wonder why their AAA games aren't selling millions any more

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

Companies think its acceptable to pay 60 to 80 dollars for a game with 10 - 15 hours of content
And as long as casuals pay it, or get their parents to pay it, it will continue. Rev up those torrents.

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

paying for anything
Good goy

Luke Harris
Luke Harris

being domesticated

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

being a wageslave

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

playing online
pff, you aren't an adult, you're a teenager with a part time job

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

Be adult
Obligatory

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Kizuna AI poster
objectively wrong
like pottery

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

being a parasitical leech that has disappointed his parents

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

After twelve years of NEETdom, the sudden jolt into having a job is pretty neat, if only, at the very least, for the novelty. I can do all sorts of shit I was unable to do previously, like reconnect with nature and shit because I can actually escape the city now.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

likes gay sex
complains about taking it up the ass

Bentley Collins
Bentley Collins

Where's the "Playing video games passes time while I wait for my heart to stop beating" phase?

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

and I wouldn't have it any other way

Cooper Bell
Cooper Bell

You gotta explain what's wrong about that.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

What are you gonna do when your parents die?

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

Kill himself like the worthless sack of shit he is, obviously.

Luis Gomez
Luis Gomez

probably die myself ;^)

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

I have the opposite problem. I can't put more than an hour into a game because as I'm getting older I get tired more easily. I find myself playing more NES & 90's games that I can pick up easier.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

That's what shitposting on imageboards is for.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

paying for videogames
Videogames have about the same value as a pulp magazine. Only pay for them if the prices are low enough, it's not an industry that deserves any kind of incentive to keep existing as is.

Luke Garcia
Luke Garcia

he hasn't taken the blackpill and realized that giving a shit about anything is a complete waste of time
may as well enjoy yourself

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

implying he can't get too fat to walk, then collect disability checks from doing so

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Both of mine were commies, I don't have much to disappoint since they were both disappointments anyways.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

being a nihilist

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

posting this and only this
Make yourself useful and post more.

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

I'm sorry user, I don't have a mommy to give me free rent and nuggies. Care to share yours?

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

confusing nihilism with absurdism

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

im black so i can only offer you chitlins and greens

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Chitlins are good, but maws are better. Have that, some ham hocks and black eyed peas. Man, I'm starting to miss home cooking.

Ethan Garcia
Ethan Garcia

tfw want to be a wageslave because I dont want to be a leech
also because I want to fund my vidya game addiction
tfw cant even find a job
tfw fast food restaruants wont even hire me

Bentley White
Bentley White

implying I give a shit about your flavor of the month shit edgelord ideologies

David Martinez
David Martinez

you can always clean pools

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

caring enough to make a response
you are bad at being a nihilist

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

Where and how? Im fucking desperate for anything unless if its illegal.

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

oh and if you live in germany and get a girl pregnant you will get 400 gyros a month until the child dies or is 25

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

sometimes feel bad sitting around at home all day playing video games
remember I'd also feel bad sitting around an office all day on a computer

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

Call pools and area and see if they need a pool cleaner. Its not hard, just boring as fuck and the pay is shit.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

Continue the tradition user. You'll develop a skill and taste that good old home cooking again.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

That would be quite hard considering that I cant swim but I could give it a go anyways, its not like as if I have anything better to do.

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

When did we start measuring games by how many hours of "content" they have?

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

mfw spend about $120 on video games a year
mfw not spending my professional income on anything

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

When I first lived on my own I literally walk around town asking every place if they were hiring. I must have applied to 50 places. If you really want a job you can get one.

Owen Lee
Owen Lee

I feel even worse for you reading that comment. Jesus man, don't do this to yourself. Yeah work is a drag but waiting until your are older to realize there's no alternative, that you need a job, is a lot worse because you'll be competing with younger more enthusiastic people, who exhale potential in every breath. You'll be the 30+ yo guy who takes orders from a 25yo manager, and worse, doing your job poorly when you are older is less excusable than when you are young.
So don't fall for those sweet lies. Don't convince yourself that being a slob is in any way better than having a boring soul crushing job. The sad reality is that it isn't.

Caleb Young
Caleb Young

I just wish they sold proper hog cuts up here in yankee hell. Trying to get my hands on jowls is ridiculous, I have to order them online and pay a shipping premium.

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

Is being a pharmacist a good job? Any more or less soul-sucking than any other job? I'm considering it as my career path.
t. in between highschool and college
getting job advice from NEETs

Carter Ramirez
Carter Ramirez

Everyone saying they live with their parents
TFW my mom is homeless
I also know anons who are homeless and browse here

Parker Reed
Parker Reed

You mean just working the counter? Probably not too bad. Though medical fields that require knowledge tend to be hellish to go through.

Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson

Are you homeless?

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

It pays well but makes you feel like you are an overpaid fast food worker

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

You mean pharmacist or pharm tech? I had a friend who went pharm tech and he was making $15/hr after like a month of studying, better than working at Subway.

Michael Morales
Michael Morales

every job will get soul sucking after a while, simply because you have to do it

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

tfw got kicked out of bank today because I got caught taking pictures of the qt pi light-skinned castizo mexican bank teller as I was waiting in line

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

do they use mcdonalds wifi with used thinkpads they ordered off ebay?

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

You think I don't know I need money to live? I've been the manager, I know how it is. You're projecting a little too hard there.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

No, I work and go to school. Its actually not hard to pay rent and all necessities as long as you don't waste your money on stupid shit. I survive off of $800 a month, I have even had anons tell me I'm lying and its not possible to live off of that and yet I have no money issues.

Justin Jackson
Justin Jackson

walking around outside
50 different businesses
talking to that many people
I dont want to but I know it has to be done.

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

Sleep with red, scalp your head. You deserve it, you fucking autistic manchild.

Robert Jones
Robert Jones

Yes actually. He even saves all of his money in his backpack because he goes to /pol/ and doesn't trust the banks.

Connor James
Connor James

Well if you're poor enough to be homeless, getting a bank account is dumb anyway.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

I survive off of $800 a month
You're either homeless or live outside of a city.

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

Either that or you're sharing rent which isn't any more cancerous than renting.

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Going STEM is always a safe bet. Doesn't mean you'll like your job, but at such a young age who can say for sure they chose the perfect profession? Having something to get you by until you are older, get a sense of who you really are and who you want to be and then pursuing that goal, that isn't so bad and might be the best option for indecise people.
t. user who works on healthcare but realised long after getting too specialised that I dislike dealing with people on a person to person basis more that I like operating. Considering mechanical engineering for the near future. Until then I have a job that more than support my needs and can consider entrepeneuring something. I'm not bragging, just want to stress that being pressured into such an area, when I had fuckall idea of what to do, allowed me some security. Also I wanted to give up many times, glad I didn't, don't know were I would be if younger me clueless as he was tried to take some blind risk. I'm 32 and don't feel too old to start something anew at all.

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Not if you have a high IQ job.

Dylan Foster
Dylan Foster

lol

Leo Morris
Leo Morris

Like reviewing Rick and Morty for Patreon?

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

I can't tell if you're shitposting or not.

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

You've managed people and now are jobless and avoiding work? What happened?

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

Split rent and utilities with 2 other buddies I live with (500 a month total)
150 a month food
take bus everywhere (30 a month)
That leaves me with enough extra to save for personal shit. I even live in Cali where everything is super expensive.
Once you get the kike out of your head telling you to buy useless shit it is easy.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

falling for the STEM meme
Here's some real career advice: git gud at paperwork and pick up a degree that says as much.
Businesses love to offload their paperwork, and all high-level employment is mostly paperwork and paperwork tracking.

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

This. Getting a degree in a STEM field just isn't worth it unless you REALLY want it and don't mind being paid fuck all.

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

You should try population genetics or epidemiology which is related to health but you don't actually have deal with people and they both pay well.

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

taking a bus in california
would rather kill myself tbh

Jackson Hughes
Jackson Hughes

Company merged and got downsized. I've been playing vidya ever since.

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

be adult
finally have money for vidya
no vidya to buy because it's made for normalfags now

Andrew Hughes
Andrew Hughes

claims to give no shit about flavours of the month
while posting with the Ugandan flag on twice
Really makes your twirly swirlies.

Landon Smith
Landon Smith

Its either that or throw at least 200 away a month. I take the bus daily but ignore everyone and just study or play vidya.

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

I'm a part-time janitor, and the rest is covered by unemployment benefits. I have no plans for the future and the best I can expect is a full-time job. I've looked at alternative jobs but there aren't any. It's this or nothing. Not exactly the greatest job in the world.

Colton Gomez
Colton Gomez

The fastest way to get a good paying job fast is to learn programing. Its literally the most wanted skill in the world and there are millions more jobs than there are people who can program.

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Go get a haircut, a shave, some clean clothes and apply at a supermarket.
They will take ANYONE and they always have staff coming in and out. Dont pussy out, ask for full hours.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

I actually love surgery. It would be perfect if I didn't had to endure people who either have depression or any other psychiatric afliction (because they don't get better, EVER, it's like they block any improvement from their minds) or people who don't want to get back to work and keep the dole (a lot even admit that after getting it they go back to work illegally because gibsmedat are not enough), and I'd say those two groups comprise 50+% of patients. The other 50% are mostly not all surgical cases so I'm also drained by them.
Then what I said still applies. Not projecting, man. But if things were as hard as they were for me back then, when I actually worked like mad, I can only imagine how worse it would have been if I had "taken a break". I legit feel sory for people who unironically call others wage slaves.

Ayden Davis
Ayden Davis

There's no IT jobs here whatsoever, programming or otherwise, not to mention that I'd be close to 40 years old by the time I'd be good enough to apply.

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

Getting a job's not that hard, I'm not worried at all. If you want to spend all your time working for pennies, then go for it, some of us actually like to enjoy our lives.

Juan Watson
Juan Watson

What will you do once your mom realizes she needs to dump the leech she has on her?

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

Also after I started working my personality did a 180 and im not such a mopey whiny shit anymore.
Helping the family keep the fridge full and the bills paid is extremely fulfilling.

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

I'm sure there are plenty of H4b Indians who can look up the answer on Google.

Thomas Mitchell
Thomas Mitchell

All of these good goys wagecucking.
You don't need money to survive, just save up the bare minimum from your parents and then live in a camper. Use solar panels for energy, plant a garden, poach, and filter rain water. Don't give Shlomo any money by participating in his system.

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Get a job?

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

You might as well just pretend you were casing the bank, the alternative is much funnier

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

HE FELL FOR THE PROGRAMMER MEME

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

thinks you have to be good in order to get job
You just have to be decent. Its up to you user but I figure it would be worth it to spend a few hours a week learning CS in your free time to get a job in a year or two.

Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

it's an user gets life advice from other Anons thread
If you're actually serious about getting a job, go ask somebody else. You'll get nothing here.
Nothing but memes and bitterness.
Now check my fucking doubles.

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

t. Mark Boyle

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

Chinese companies (including those that operate in America) love to hire American programmers. Funny how companies that are based in America would rather hire Pajeet for 3 rupees an hour or some freakish otherkin while chinks do more for american programmers and technology in general than jewgle, amazon, apple, microsoft and facebook.

Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

My mom will have to shoot me first. I am clinging to that bitch until she dies.

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

I started from A in the phone book and called every business I could. People appreciate that kind of initiative, and even if some people didn't have openings, they would give me the contact details of people who might. It's pretty good, give it a go.

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

nice try

Andrew White
Andrew White

Someone's bitter.

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

With a high IQ job you can also skip school and learn the trade on the side while trying to enter a business with the highest high IQ people, being surrounded with this much IQ you'll increase your skill and on hand knowledge so fast you'll get a bunch of promotion and guaranteed future employment in case the company goes under, (you'll be one of the last to get fired so you better quit on your own to find better pay). Skipping school allows you to avoid the low IQ people and women that are dumb enough to go in debt for a piece of paper, you can also avoid the forced "respect women" courses which is a big plus in any cases, even in big corporations (except Google), the HR department may hate you for your unabashed chauvinism (and secretly masturbate to you), for not having been trained to respect women and refusal to bash Trump, but the sheer amount of problem solving, fast task completion, babying clueless people will make you an indispensable asset that only truly fallen people (Google) can ignore.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

be adult
make 6.5 kiloshekels per month
don't have to pay for anything due to living in your parents basement
video games are terrible
just watch anime and pretend to be a little girl in DnD
Video games are bad, that's why they don't sell.

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

If you're actually serious about getting a job, go ask somebody else. You'll get nothing here.
Nothing but memes and bitterness.
are you implying that this is restricted to jobs? That's standard operating procedure for everything on Holla Forums.

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?!

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

This meme got old in 2012.

Connor Jones
Connor Jones

It's extremely embarrassing to apply for a job you aren't qualified for, and in any case there are no jobs here and probably never will be. They're all concentrated in other cities.

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Nah.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

When I think about becoming a wageslave I remember my money is going to be stolen and spent on communism and jews anyway.
I'd rather become the communist and have someone's wealth redirected to me by welfare, that's being at the top of society.

Levi White
Levi White

Getting a job's not that hard, I'm not worried at all
I wish you the best user. Can't say you're on a good track though. To me "enjoying life" can't be disenfranchised from "financial stability". I don't mean "rich", just stability. You can be happy earning little if you have your priorities straight. But sitting on your butt sure that "something will turn up" might not be a good plan, especially when you are reaching for 40 instead of 30.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

Companies think its acceptable to pay 60 to 80 dollars for a game with 10 - 15 hours of content

$60 for 10-15 hours of content is fine, so long as the game is good and isn't just a one & done. In which case, what the fuck are you even doing buying shit you're never going to play again? Just rent or pirate nigger.

If you're going to play it multiple times, then 10-15 hours is honestly stretching things a bit. I got bills to pay, rent to make, and food to cook. Ain't nobody got time for that shit. I'd rather pay $60 for a game that's fun an has near infinite replayability, and which I can sit down with and have access to the full "experience" within five minutes of turning the system on. I don't mean beating the game, but they need to cut the bullshit between you and full access to the core mechanics substantially. The game can take hours to beat, that's fine, but these kind of slow-burn cinematic experiences are fucking cancer.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

So? Whats the worst that is going to happen, you get hurt feelings because you get denied? why would you be applying for jobs you obviously aren't qualified for?

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

Don't be that guy who posts stale memes, user.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

An attempt was made.
Like a grapefruit :^)
No, it just so happened to be the topic in the thread.

Levi James
Levi James

Don't be that guy who participates in non-vidya threads, user.

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

be "adult"
thinks he has to buy luxury products such as video games
have severe autism

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

I refuse to ever work for a wage again. I will kill myself first.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

Companies think its acceptable to pay 60 to 80 dollars for a game with 10 - 15 hours of content
No modern game has all that content, and they cost much more with DLC.

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

he was too stupid to cut it as a programmer

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

How stupid do you have to be to enter into such an over saturated market that EVERYONE has been told to apply for for over a decade now.

Grayson Adams
Grayson Adams

He wasn't talking about law school.

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Touche.

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

Programing is literally the least saturated field there is.

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

I recognize her it is Anri Okita if I'm not mistaken. I have never seen this particular scene of her though, this calls for an investigation.

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

Kizuna AI poster tries to get anons to conform to standards of idiots and sheep
So this is the power of Kizuna Ai fans.
It helps to be in school or working so you don't feel like a waste of space on your family, as well as the self loathing rising over time. The main shitty feeling from working is the realization that you're now helping to pay into the programs abusing you and targeting you due to your race/class.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

on this note, law is also really only useful in the country you learned it in and it gets even more specialized when it comes to state law, county law, patent law, trade law, diplomatic law etc. Programming is useful almost anywhere with a massive variety of applications and you don't have to be autistically specialized like in law.

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

It helps to be in school or working so you don't feel like a waste of space on your family, as well as the self loathing rising over time. The main shitty feeling from working is the realization that you're now helping to pay into the programs abusing you and targeting you due to your race/class.
Which is why you work for an East Asian or Australian company

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

Having a choice of job in the current economy
That's cute user.

Grayson Wilson
Grayson Wilson

Why do faggots like you act like you know how everyone thinks and feels?

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

This is a problem exclusive to western europe (sans ebinland). Eastern Europe and ebinland are full of job opportunities and companies that just want to make a good product.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

That's why noone can get a job, even the H4b Indians.

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

Whatever man, if you want to keep exploiting your parents to have your easy life, that's on you, I don't give a fuck. It's you they're gonna hate, not me.
Why is eastern europe full of job opportunities? Is it because they're all trying to go to western europe?

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Good vidya is occasional at best, user. The majority of AAA titles will drop to 30$ USD in 3-6 months, and by then any hype will have died down to allow you to see if the game is of merit. G2A & other resalers offer sizeable discounts on launch, I would check out that if I were you. Oh, not to mention there's pirating and renting available as an option. Generally, my advice is to not me such a retarded consumer.

b-but muh multiplayer shovelware that will be dead within the month
You'll pick it up once and never again, as in reality, it's fucking ephemeral trash designed to waste your time & test your patience.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

I can actually escape the city

But can you roll around at the speed of sound?

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

I still can't believe No Guy Buy is $60, especially after updates have improved the game and given people actual reason to want to buy it. Not $60 worth of reasons of course, but it's just really fucking stupid.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

Nice job.
now post pics, if she was worth creeping on in public then

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

All these Anons in desperate want of a job
You can have my shitty dead end job. Please take it from me. PLEASE

Connor Taylor
Connor Taylor

The reason for this is because the economy sucks now. Getting ANY professional level job is a huge pain in the ass now, if you don't already have experience. They want 1-2 years experience for entry level positions in virtually everything. Companies are extremely risk averse when the economy is shit. Recent economic gains have been mostly for the top 1% lately. The job market is the same or only slightly better for everyone else, at best.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

TFW you get a power engineering job 1 month after college at the first place you interview at with no plans of what to do before graduating.
I may honestly have the dumbest luck on the planet.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

Nah, after Obongo told everyone to become a programmer everybody including pajeets flooded the market and completely fucked it.

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Actually you have to be very high IQ to understand jobs.

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

He was a hippie with a natural talent for marketing, is there something difficul to understand?

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

Dead end job
What is "dead end job" suppose to mean any way?

A job is a job, it lets you survive. It's an end, not a means.

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

It means a job that will never take you anywhere. You aren't gonna get promoted, make contacts, move up the corporate ladder, etc.

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

Why would you want to do any of those things though?

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

To get more shekels faster.

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

You earn what you are worth.

Someone flipping burgers will never get as much shekels as a doctor.

If you feel like you're in a "dead end job", then go get another job?

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

this is the most obviously underage post I've seen all day.

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Commie detected.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

burger flippers aren't really dead end since you move up and become a store manager then district manager and so on if you so choose. dead end jobs are the ones where you get it and there's no mobility for you at all like assembly line worker or call center drone

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

You earn what you are worth.

That's not true, and you know it. The vast majority of people out there are wholly unqualified for the positions they hold. Partly this has to do with networking and knowing people who can get you the cush jobs - but mostly it's because people get promoted above their aptitude. There's also the matter of seniority where co-workers who are less skilled will get first pick for a job over someone who hired in later - simply because they've been there longer. Employees with seniority are also less likely to be laid off/fired when it comes time to cut the fat (unless they're within 5 years of retirement and there's a pension involved - in which case, you best consider retiring early and taking what you can get).

None of this probably applies to professional workplaces - and more applies to shit manual labor jobs, which is all I've ever had

Chase Lopez
Chase Lopez

be me:
-quit med school because what i really want to do, is work like a normal person BUT not too much because i like time to do shit, like playing vydia and i actually play a lot, and work because i like to have money to buy stuff
-So i quit, got a wife, my child was born, thankfully i chose a good wife that loves to take care of my kid, not that i don't but wake at night because of him crying only did once because shit got real, don't like to wake in the middle of night
-So i got a store, have some employees that work for me and i do almost nothing, get the money, get the time to play vydia
-Have work, house, family and time to play vydia
-I regret nothing, this is what i always wanted

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

Pretty ironic coming from someone who has clearly never held a job in their life.

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

real adults collect neetbux kiddo
maybe grow up

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

around the time we realized that games aren't actually enjoyable and accepted that they're tools to kill time until we die i dunno fam

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

You must be at least 18 to post here

James Bailey
James Bailey

this photograph is shooped. i can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few "shops" in my time

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

soul-sucking
Culinary. On the outside, it's beautiful. Gorgeous plates of delicious food. How hard could it be, right? Go to work, make food for a bunch of people, and you might get to walk away with some tips.

On the inside, you realize too late that it requires a certain dedication to rectifying imperfection. Like most jobs, it takes a lifetime to truly git gud at it, but unlike some career paths, it requires some level of physical acceptance of pain and stress. It's torturous, fast-paced, high intensity, and incredibly punishing of mistakes. Especially baking: you don't know if you fucked your food up until it's done or halfway done baking, and by then it's too late. Cuts, burns, bruises, sore backs, long hours, LOTS of coffee… You're constantly moving around, working, cooking, prepping, cleaning, lifting, restocking; even when you're not busy, you're still busy prepping for when you are or cleaning for the guy who's scared of the health inspectors coming and shutting you down.

Every industry has some level of pain associated with it. A small handful of lazy faggots can destroy all of your hard work in a heartbeat. In a restaurant, you're simply more prone to see those effects more immediately like when some raging faggot customer finds a fucking hair in their undercooked food and starts screaming at a manager, rather than computer/network/engineering where you run into bugged code a month down the line.

I do recommend that you learn to cook. It's a wonderful life skill, you'll save a shitload of money over takeout and instant meals (except ramen, but you can learn to make better sauce than the shitty salt packets they give you), and you might even impress your waifu if you experiment and try to have fun with it. A plate of food really can be edible art, and the tastes and aromas are just another tool for your canvas. I know, that's kinda faggoty

You can also just go to work with dessert to share and tell your boss "Here, you should my chocolate salty balls in your mouth," and they can't fire you for it.

Pictures very fucking related. Chicken wings with handmade sauces, candied ginger. If you ever find a place that lets you experiment and have fun while selling your creations, never let it fucking go.

Also, and I'm not saying go vegan or organic or any of that shit, but eat fresh foods. More natural. Less artificial. Balance and moderation in all things. Don't be a fuckwit like I was 10 years ago, and don't treat your body like a landfill; you are what you eat, but you're also what your food eats.

Joseph Lewis
Joseph Lewis

Be me
Laugh at you
Mocks you for supporting AAA games and consoles in this day and age
Not taking advantages of discounts and price decreases
Muh nostalgia and brand loyality
Mfw I only support actually great independent developers and make my own games in my spare time
Falling for the online is better than physical meme
Having to pity you
Be me

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Good post.

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

But fast food is fucking delicious and requires no effort from me.

Why should I learn to cook when I can get food instantly + it tastes good + I have a fast metabolism so no matter how much McDonalds I eat I'll never get fat.

I hate having to spend half an hour to cook my own shit.

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

You can actually go up in call centers if its the Right kind. If you are business focused ( as in you are calling business owners NOT random faggots) you can be promoted to team manager and than sales rep

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

i was in a survey taking call center for all of 2 days and that was min.wage hell i wouldn't wish on anyone.

instead of spending at least 600 a month on takeout you make the exact same shit at home for like $60 and then you can have something to brag about and show off when you talk about what you wasted money on instead of saying "yea i stuff half a thousand down my own mouth each month"i do the same thing i need to stop

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

But fast food is fucking delicious

Not really. You lose a ton of subtly to the flavors since fast food loads up on fat, salt, sugar, and spices to overwhelm your tastebuds and mask the fact that you're eating garbage. Eating healthy gives you a far wider range of flavors to experiment with - and an appreciation for those flavors.

Also, it doesn't rot a fucking hole in your gut and make you feel like a sweaty lethargic cunt a half hour later the way fast food does.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

I was mainly talking about getting jobs based purely on merit when all you've done is graduate college. That's nothing special. You got lucky if you didn't have any prior experience or know someone who could get you in somewhere.

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

Those taco wings with the lime wedge were popular, but the ranch parmesan wings were fucking KILLER. I caught servers sneaking a couple and had to smack a few bitches around. I forgot exactly how to make most of the sauces, but holy shit.

lemon pepper
five-pepper vodka
maple bacon
thai red curry with coconut milk and Fireball
taco
pepperoni pizza
citrus beer bbq

I mean, if you want to kill yourself by 45 with McShit and waste all of your goddamn money. I relish the opportunity to come home and make a food because not only is it more delicious and filling, it's actually much healthier. Not only because you can use healthier ingredients, fresh fruits and vegetables, lean meats, and wild-caught seafood, but also because you have the choice of avoiding food grown with potentially harmful business practices.

Do you know the effects of overuse of antibiotics on livestock in corporate farms? Did you know that Roundup, which saturates the ground in many farms, is potentially linked to cancer? Are you aware of the links between fast food, obesity, and diseases and disorders like cancer or diabetes?

Did you know that your metabolism slows down after about the age of 25? If you're still pounding down a daily McGangBang at the age of 30 and not gaining any weight, go see a goddamn doctor.

Again. If you treat your body like a landfill, you will only ever feel like garbage. Drink lots of actual water tea and coffee in some amount are good for you, too. Try to eat some healthy food. Exercise. Cut down on snacks and fast food. Moderation: sweets and fast food are fine, but you're wasting so much opportunity by just eating shit all the time.

And if your excuse is just being lazy, then that's worse. You can spend that 30 minutes making three meals, and it's surprisingly easy. Here's a fucking easy one, even for you.

Dream of doing what Hitler never could and preheat your oven to 425
Get a fucking bag of broccoli crowns, peeled garlic, or whatever pre-cut veggies you like, since you're too lazy to just cut them yourself
Mother fucking sheet tray, dump that broccoli on top of it
Olive oil all over that bitch
salt and pepper that shit like Marina SHAKE SHAKE
roast that shit for 20 minutes
let it rest for a few minutes and eat

5 fucking minutes of work. If you want meat, just pour canned bread crumbs into a tupperware container with herbs and spices, shake some chicken breast in it, sear the outside in a pan with oil, and bake that in a pyrex dish for about 25 minutes. Another 5 minutes of work.

That's 10 minutes of work overlapping with part of the cook time, and 5 more minutes of cleanup, and you have dinner, plus lunch for tomorrow. It literally takes the same amount of time to drive out to a fast food place, wait in line, pay twice as much money for half that much food, and come back to stuff your face with a greasy burger that has little to no nutritional value.

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

fast food
tastes good
Almost got me.

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

expecting a fatty to eat broccoli that's not absolutely drowned in cheese and baconbits.

Though, yeah, broiled broccoli crowns (sliced carrots, mushrooms, and zucchini) with olive oil and garlic is fucking crispy and amazing.

Oliver Miller
Oliver Miller

The main shitty feeling from working is the realization that you're now helping to pay into the programs abusing you and targeting you due to your race/class.
White ethnostate when?

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

Cauliflower > broccoli

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

You forget to count buying the ingredients as work, which takes as long if not longer by itself as does going to fast food. You can stock up to a certain extent, but only if you are cooking every single day otherwise it goes bad before you can use it.

As for cost, I can't argue your particular meal plan but I've always found eating out to be cheaper than eating at home overall. Even when I make something as basic and scalable as a stew, I wind up spending about $30 on a pot that's lucky to last 3 days (and would spoil afterward anyway). Plus it's at least an hour of setup, plus cleanup, plus all day cooking so it's not even ready when I need it.

Bentley Jenkins
Bentley Jenkins

Cauliflower is for deep frying, broccoli is for steaming.
Both taste amazing though.

Noah Fisher
Noah Fisher

It's how I learned to love fucking brussel sprouts. Cut them in half, cut out the stem, drizzle oil on a sheet of foil with salt and pepper on it, then put the sprouts face-down on them and bake about the same time as before. Also, I like to sprinkle parmesan on my veggies when they're about 5 minutes from done.

Cauliflower + Broccoli + Peeled Garlic = Win

buying the ingredients
You'd be surprised what you can buy and how long it lasts; as much fresh food as I eat, there's a lot that lasts for weeks in a fridge, months in a freezer, or years in a pantry. You can get a lot of jarred, canned, frozen, or dry things that last for a very long time. A single box of mac and cheese, a box of butter, and some milk make two meals and cost you a total of 5 dollars; each box of generic brand mac is a dollar, and you can use the milk and butter multiple times. You can customize it if you want to spare the extra ingredients, because shredded cheese isn't that expensive, and herbs and spices last a while if you use them appropriately.

Just scale down your meals, man. Either scale down how much you cook and eat, or get some friends and cook for them and make those fuckers clean up after you slave over a hot stove for them. Ungrateful fucks. Every time.

Have you tried mashed cauliflower? Steam it, mash it up, mix it with cream, parmesan or cheddar, and seasoning. It's like low-carb mashed potatoes.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

I don't really care about calories in general because I'm the kind that has trouble gaining weight.
Just yesterday I participated in an oil drinking contest.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

oil drinking contest

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