As Japan prepares to celebrate Valentine’s Day, a cranky group of Marxist protesters has called for an end to public displays of love, claiming it hurts their feelings.
Members of Kakuhido, or the Revolutionary Alliance of Men that Women find Unattractive, unfurled a giant “Smash Valentine’s Day” banner as the party-poopers set off to try and overthrow the annual celebration of romance.
The grumpy comrades elicited curious looks from passers-by in the trendy Shibuya district where they rallied against commercialism and chanted other buzz-kill slogans such as “Public smooching is terrorism!”
“Our aim is to crush this love capitalism,” the group’s public relations chief, Takayuki Akimoto, said.
Japanese Valentine's Day is even more consumerist than the west's, amazing.
William Evans
fucking incredible
Christian Butler
We need more losers and nerds to read The Communist Manifesto.
Juan Russell
they would benefit more if they simply sought to return their society to the pre-occupation standard on gender, where females were forced to marry guys at a young age. america forced feminism on them
Jose Rogers
You're both a loser and a nerd so why are you giving advice…
Hudson Hernandez
yeah those gosh darned sjws forced feminazism on them 60 years ago !!
Jordan Garcia
you can be an expert on gorilla relations without being a gorilla. i see humans the same way
Jackson Rivera
Thank you, this article brought joy to my day.
Jaxon Jones
i bet you're the other two, you have an healthy social life and you only care about generic shit.
Leo Ramirez
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Kayden Nguyen
are you wearing a fedora or a tribly?
Jacob Sanchez
All of the West's issues (and their cucked imitators like Japan and Korea) stem from birth control and abortion and the subsequent abolition of shotgun weddings. You can't have a healthy nation when the majority of them are cucked old crusty middle aged professionals concerned with virtue signalling and no children therefore no stake in the future of the nation. This is why the muslims and the dark skins will swallow the civilized people of the world whole.
Sebastian Baker
We all need to Smooth our Minds with Gorilla Mind Smooth™
Gabriel Barnes
Agreed. The age pyramids of the West and of Korea and Japan are obvious signs of this. Campaigning for families and therefore more traditional values is the short answer and it is already being done.
Parker Walker
You're from USA, you aren't civilized, so who are you to tell others what civilazation is? Your country is a cultureless wasteland oof shit with a inferiority complex against countries with actual history and culture.
Anthony Baker
You know that's happening literally everywhere and these nations aren't the only population bottle necks
We're restoring to pre baby boomer levels, that's not a bad thing.
Dominic Reyes
I don't want to admit it but this is practically me. You know, Holla Forums gives me a reason to exist.
Evan Thompson
There should be even less fucking for children going on tbh
Xavier Ortiz
Honestly I'm ok with this. Not because I give a crap about social purity or whatever but fuck normies and their happiness.
Maybe if they can't display affection they won't have ten God damn kids.
Maybe if the girls wouldn't just put out for the top 10% of Chads we'd be fine with them displaying their ownership over some dude.
I legit want to see their world fall apart.
Nicholas Carter
Nazbol fag tell us more insightful wisdom from the stars
Landon James
Nazbols truly are the infants of Holla Forums
experience even a little of real life and you'll grow out of /r9k/-thought
Adam Watson
Fuck off to /r/socialism if you love having names so much.
And yet normalfags indeed need to suffer to gain any class consciousness. Without terror and demoralization there's no revolution.
Jaxon Gonzalez
Hi! Welcolme to leftypol
Logan Davis
I tried that for the first 25 years of my life. I ended up friendless
Isaiah Rodriguez
try harder
Sebastian Long
get a diagnosis tbh
James Collins
nice future you secured there
Matthew Phillips
You forgot the part where we stop donating food to Niger to maintain their 9 child per woman birth rate and let them all starve to death as the dead weight they are.
Carson Thomas
We're saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything is fixed!!!!
Thanks dude!
Parker Hughes
read malthus ignorant cunt
Tyler Anderson
The only race with any concept of ecology and sustainability are white people, all everyone else cares about is muh dicking and shitting in the streets. The average asian city is a fucking sewer.
Noah Brooks
Who is we? Do not group white people with the rest of the subhumans.
Colton Barnes
Get in a university and prove to everyone how ignorant you're not.
The last few centuries have really proved this haven't they
The industrial revolution really showed you cared about the culture and world you lived in.
Hahahahaha
Nathan Thompson
that's not it, the food donations ruin the local economy and local farms by importing a free and infinitely better alternative to what a farmer could produce, creating dependency and sustaining huge families which in turn create a dozen more huge families making the problem worse exponentially
there's also christians teaching them not to use condoms and muslims who never would anyway
in some places there's a culture of making the biggest family possible
so actually yes, get rid of the food
YES PEOPLE WILL STARVE but that's the fault of every ignorant fuck who started this situation in the first place. if you want to help people you should carefully consider how you're going to do it instead of throwing food and rations at it. in fact interfering at all makes it worse
Aiden Howard
how about you read
Oliver Martinez
I don't think you wanted to make an oxymoron
Cooper Adams
It's literally true though
Malthus is an irrelevant discredited hack. There's absolutely no credible reason resources should increase linearly
Uh maybe like from the sixties onward Did the "essential character" of our race change in that time? Or do you now have to admit that civilization and public policy are not merely epiphenomena of race
Cutting off food aid will not save white americans from the problems caused by capitalism
Hunter Torres
I'm not reading anything suggested to me here because I'm already read.
Jack Hill
he was on point with the current unsustainable predicted population explosion all across africa
Austin Parker
Deep ecology and sustainability and animal rights literally started with the holy NSDAP in the third Reich.
The non whites of the world shit wherever they stand like disgusting animals and breed by the Baker's dozen and wish to bring that shit here.
White people are already a global minority while the rest of the non white population exploded thanks to white innovations in agriculture and medicine and pretty soon they are going to repay us by enslaving en mass.
Justin Russell
kek. Then why do whites produce so much garbage? Do you think it's sustainable and ecological that everything has plastic bags? But worst! Most times the plastic bag is even larger than the content. So it's a huge plastic bag, half air, half the content(cookies, breakfast cereals)
Every white person I know goes out of their way to lower their ecological foot print, organizations like green peace are mostly white, environmental scientists are always white, the entire green lobby is white meanwhile the average shitskin goes out of his way to litter as a way of sticking it to whitey or whatever, the Chinese literally sell each other plastic rice as food.
Jack Murphy
you just elected a climate change denier to lead your country while the Chinese are actively working towards clean energy
how hypocritical can you be
Leo Brooks
The Chinese are a fucking joke and are the primary polluters Beijing is literally unlivable entire counties in India give birth to mutants by the metric truckload because the street shitters just dump toxic waste on farmland.
Asher Taylor
where do you get your news from, mmo-champion.com? Jesus
Nathan Cruz
You just compared me to the Predator
Thanks for the unintentional self serve.
Do you generate your world view on 90's stereotypes you caught off the disney channel
Knowing who I'm talking to
Ethan Green
Then please tell me how good is the oxygen quality in places like New York
Xavier Lee
beniz :DDDD I wanna be a part of it
Angel Lopez
What a shit comparison.
Jack Green
you're going to take that as a compliment?
fuck how bad do you actually look to do that?
Luis Wilson
Yes
Liam Ramirez
???
Lucas Phillips
tbh valentines just gonna be made obsolete with the creation of real anime waifu androids, from their the whole breeding process will be a lot more efficient with people just donating eggs or some sperm every couple of years for the children to be raised by the community. Romance is fucking useless and is simply a means to get the end goal of having sex and eventually procreating, with anime waifu androids this process becomes far more streamlined and we can focus on other pursuits such as work and self development. I see no reason for anyone to be against this
Asher Peterson
I'm Belgian. During my high school years in a (state) Catholic institution a decade ago, "public displays of affection" were banned as per the school's official regulations. Kissing or even hand-holding would provoke the ire of overzealous superintendents.
The Kakuhido is probably a stunt, but this kinda puritanical madness does actually exist even in the developed world.
Easton Barnes
*slow clap*
Angel Clark
This is lewd, user.
Justin Baker
so? Doesn't answer his question. Planet is still going to run out of resources.
Wyatt Mitchell
I am also a Belgian, and I say: good!
School is for study, hold hands after hours.
Ayden Johnson
Dummy, what they're against is displays of love fueled by capitalism (Valentine's Day) and the sort.