D.I.C.E awards trying to show how "woke" they are by giving Horizon: Zero Dawn 10 nominees

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And of course

First GDC, now D.I.C.E. Is that the Social Justice clique got so angry that Horizon didn't win the GOTY at The Game Awards, that they have to rig almost every nominee with Horizon just to prove how woke the game is?

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Because the TGA with Dewritospope didn't end so well because of those pesky voters, now they'll have to settle with the industry circlejerk!

Hit me with some animations anons.

That's some real innovative shit right there.

It could be that other sites from different countries that haven't been affected by the SJW influences might have helped out in this, such as Japan, China, South Korea, Poland, etc.

Oh get fucked.
Does anybody have that screenshot explaining why the game's characters look so ugly?

They got really asshurt about that Horizon Zero Awards joke.

How come I barely see any porn of this game? The girl is a 6/10, and that should be more than enough for someone to draw her getting fucked by a robo-dinosaur or whatever her game was about. I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about

Isn't it innovative to steal game mechanics from other franchises and be praised for it?

Femishit propaganda and all things wrong in that world were caused by males.

Only got a few.
I'm missing the one niggress everyone keeps posting every time Horizon gets mentioned.

Is that meant to be an actual baby? I genuinely thought it was supposed to be one of those plastic baby dolls.

Just make up your own story. Regardless of what ever you think up it'll be a damn sight better than what the actual plot was.
My personal version of the plot takes place in Simon Stålenhag's alternate 1980's.

I don't think anyone does on Holla Forums from what I've seen. Most of the discussion about it has been about:

I mean there was a screenshot of an user explaining exactly why it all looked so wrong.
It some something about everybody looking oily.

Has anybody actually played this game?

I got it as a Christmas Present. I still haven't played it.

I played it at a friend's house.
It's an open-world action game. Not much special.

Meant for

I have, it's a 7/10, best thing about it is the robot dinosaurs are pretty cool and tough and it's pretty. lots of padding with resource gathering which becomes mind numbing.

I personally would have given it a six, but I didn't play long enough for it to get boring. Why are you rating so highly when you call it "mind numbing"?

the resource gathering is the mind numbing part, the combat is pretty fun. I don't consider a 7/10 high praise.

if Cuphead doesn't win these awards, we'll know the whole shitshow is rigged

how's this

>>>/nigger/

But we already know it is

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Of course, just by looking at the nominees just reeks of soy and feminism.
I was actually more happy that the anti-Cupheadtards stayed silent when it won 3 awards at The Game Awards

>>>/autism/

Uppity feminists are utterly unattractive as a general rule. It also doesn't help that the characters look like dog shit.

The graphics are great, but that's about it. The technical achievement award is well desrved.

They all look like animatronics because of their doll-like skin. Their skin has no blemishes, is a uniform color (people have different color skin all over their body), and it stretches like it's plastic. It's fucking creepy to look at.

I bet you're fun at parties, fucking soyboy faggot.

It's not creepy enough for me to not want to fuck the girl in the OP image.

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Hahaha nigger. Show's how much you know, I don't go to parties.

What surprised and disgusted me most reading this shit is

Why do they have shit taste?

What the fuck is with this insult?
I see it all the time on NormalfagBook. Is it a quote from a movie or something? It seems to be used a complete random.

I forgot to add, I near exclusively see it being used when somebody is either corrected about an inaccurate statement they've made or they've been proven wrong about something.

They might as well have given it to BioWare then, at least their garbage was so bad it was entertaining.

???

You okay user?

I bet you're fun at parties.

It technically got a full release in late December.

I confused it for a different phrase at first but I only realised after already making the post.

Just because they slap a 1.0 on it doesn't mean the game was actually feature complete.

it means the developer considers it complete, and anything past this is just refinement. so it actually is feature complete. Now you can judge it based on the final version.

It's like when they tell you a nigger is human but you know it's not.

That's why I said "technically". Either they were satisfied with the game or they were too lazy to go into the thousandths for build numbers.

This reminded me of Dayz for some reason

HOLY FUCK

Half-Life 2 still has one of the best skin/face textures imo.

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What the fuck?
I know a guy who knows a guy who got this game used, so I went into it completely blind with nothing to expect. My impression was that its a terribly bland and generic open world made even worse by its over-use of current-year "Gamer-y" neon shaders in your fucking face all the time

Ignoring whatever sick agenda that was most likely behind the games characters and writing, there is absolutely nothing that stood out to me in terms of graphics or the games open world. It was just generic all around in that regard

gib robot pusy

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!

I just wish the future females were female.

Too clean shaven.

wew

you forgot snopes and comedy central

Normalfags who don't know any better have, and they're sucking its dick really hard it might comes off

Still waiting for a soygoblin trailer. The selfie was tweeted in a Sony Devs hastag.

An ambitious but incomplete mess of a mod that gets ported over to become it's own stand-alone thing and subsequently fails to make any further progress?
That's about right.

This just always makes me think of the individuals I've had to execute, they get crystal clear right before their ticket is punched. For that last brief moment, their senses are off the charts. Like they could be putting me on Mars.

I have. It gives me motion sickness because of the shit framerate and the tiny FOV they use to hide the fact consoles can't put out enough geometry without letting the framerate drop to single digits.
It's basically a stronk woman who has been unfairly treated by the patriarchy (even though the people that "cursed" her in the first place are all women) and then she has to go and save the whole world while also being treated like shit. Like the Witcher, except even worse.
And no good looking characters anywhere, except the males the ugly Ashley Birch voiced MC attracts, because of course they would be somewhat decent looking.
The plot is pretty much told immediately if you're not a retard and then fed in drips via notes you find as you do quests for people. There was global warming catastrophe, people tried to fix it, the machines went crazy, and now they are dinosaurs, and for some reason you can kill them with a stick even though they're made of fucking metal.

Make normalfags see awards for what they are: nothing.
All awards are for cucks to suck each others cocks inside their safe spaces. Create an environment were it is impossible for them to have safe spaces and burst all their bubbles of regressive thought. It will be a fun time to see all the salt resulted from that.

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Not enough money in the marketing department for that I'm afraid.

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Bit too much nintendo, nier automata was better than anything nintendo released and botw did a lot of the same shit as hzd.

I used to play skyrim with twink. Nothing wrong with that :^^)

>stronk independant womyn scientist builds an AI a niggress called Gaia and a genetical store designed to repopulate the earth with life and restore the ecosistem by using the robo dinos once the terminators run out of fuel
in the secret after creddits cutsceene, it's heavily impliyed that the reason the first Skynet and then Hades went rouge was cus they recived an alien signal

Skyrim with a twink was a millon times better than HZD

ture dat, Nier's OST is god tier, but the big N ain't that far behind with Super Mario Odissey or the Skyrim Zelda

I don't know whats more insulting, the faggotry or how it misses Skyrim's theme.

Stop this.

There's probably someone insulted i play skyrim at all.

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Holly shit, tl;dr.The first two lines got me bored to fuck. No thing personal.

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No.

In 2017? It absolutely was.

I'm not too fond of Automata's gameplay, but at least it wasn't the boring slog Odyssey was.

I really wish you people would stop sucking that dick as hard as you do.
I enjoy some of their games, but you bastards are always insufferable.

Are you a balding fuck that only gets to play with his switch when your "wife" allows you to?

That's not a high bar at all to achieve. I wouldn't say that Nier is better than their SNES era games though, Nier is a fucking ADHD weebfest.

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this is a thread about an award show reflecting 2017, not 1993.
dismissed

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Jokes aside, these guys look healthier and whiter than the average Holla Forumsack.

That can't be a real 8/pol/ or even a 4/pol/ meet up.

That was HWNDU faggots from cuckchan.

Depressing.
Thanks for letting me know.

More like
Horizon Zero Awards

none of these people are from HWNDU though lol.

I don't know of any other Holla Forums related gathering.

I don't understand… how will this show their wokeness? Are they really think Matt Hardy will give a single fuck about this?

we all one race
just the human race
just a different smile
for a different face

Here let me tell you how "Woke" works

Woke

It was the NASA speedrun event

nope

I can now never trust dudes with long hair without thinking they are possibly trannies. Holy fuck i changed.

NASA? Didn't they put a furry into space at some point?

That was the Russians.

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ok lemme try

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Get the fuck off the site.

No, don’t use niggerspeak.

They’ll never add new features to it, so that’s technically feature complete. Like Kerala Space Program, which will never get another update or expansion to itself.

Reported.

Is that a gorilla on the right?

It's mocapped
Outside of the robots everything is just real shit scanned in
Not even gonna start with how fucking wrong they are there.
Shit all sounds like that Hollywood thing where they use placeholders and then the final composition is 90% the same(I forget the term for this)
Need good characters to have a good story
Only award I can see them deserving. The engine does some pretty impressive stuff for the game
Every adventure game that isn't this one is more deserving of the title
It does nothing unique. Even BoTW is a better contender because of climbing mechanics
Pick one
How many dicks did the only cute girl at the studio have to suck for them to get that nomination?

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Are all those video games related people? I only know that guy that worked on NMS, who are the rest?

I can see Cucky "Gender Neutral Bathrooms" B

I don't recognize most of those people either. Some user on Holla Forums noticed a bunch of cucks post images of themselves online making this stupid face and he started compiling a collage.

It's called a fear grimace

Top left guy looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

Why do they all smile like that?

2B is one of the best things to happen to video games in a very long time

Because they are faggots that suck dicks.
you wanted this answer, you expected it, right?

literally explained in the second post you quoted

Is bottom left a jew? His nose looks very hooked, but he doesn't have that Mediterranean curly hair I've come to associate with them

I have. Brother lent me a ps4 with that game installed
Its a boring game, I don't care about any of those characters. Can confirm it's not an open world too (it restarts whatever you were doing if you're leaving the area)

Have another for your collection

See

For another

I don't hate the game as much as a lot of people and it makes a hell of an HDR tech demo but an open world checklist game isn't """outstanding""" in any way.

Have some more numales

Why do people praise games with generic gameplay?

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Tattoos were never good user

Fuck you punk girls used to be hot
10 years later now I just find them.. shit. Weak.

Beards still look good as long as you don't make retarded expressions like those

Goth maybe, but not punk.
They were always disgusting. Hanging out with the "bash the fash" morons and fucking behind dumpsters.

Odessey and Splatoon 2 were better. Nier used generic Bayo combat that I played in 4 other games

Tattoos were always shit and ugly.
But I feel your pain. I used to have a thing for chicks with short dyed hair, and also sidecuts. Marxists really do ruin everything.

I always figured that because they were such underdeveloped man children that when it comes time to put on their best face for a camera, they default to "8 year old spazzing out". They default to what a child thinks is endearing to others because they're coddled children themselves.

Tattoos are now a brand that consumerist sheep use to show which companies own their soul.

Have you considered that your mind was just pozzed at the time? Rebellious girls were always irredeemable sluts.

Meh. Takes more discipline to shave than not shave, plus it scars up the face when you use a razor.
I suppose, but paying somebody to inject ink into you seems really stupid. It's lab-rat tier, but worse because lab-rats get room and board for getting stabbed with needles.

Not just males, white males. While a white woman is the protagonist, and a black woman is the real hero.

A beard still looks manly if an actual man is wearing it. It's all in the face. If some soft pudgy androgynous numale has a beard the beard will look goofy and absurd. If some rough hard tradesman has a beard the beard will look manly.

Similarly a numale can shave but he'll still look like a complete numale.

Beards are fine as long as it's well-kept and you aren't just growing it to compensate for a weak jaw line.

Punk girls have been diseased cunts since punk's inception in the 70s and only endowed the failings of men they clung to. If you were ever attracted to them it's because you were a diseased punk cuck yourself.

Your body is a temple user, and you don't put graffiti on a temple.

Has anyone even talked about this game in the last couple of months?

This. Its about the maintenance of your appearance rather than the appearance itself. Shaving or maintaining and grooming a beard shows general cleanliness and effort in not looking like a total dumpsterfire. Nu-males tread that hipster line between not giving a fuck at all and trying to be fashionable that makes them all look like idiot normalfags.

its the human version of the primate fear grimace

Eh, I don't blame any user who in their youth thought with their dick as long as they've arrived in reality by now.
Rather have had that happen when you were young and learn from it than be a cuck now.

stop being a tryhard fag
liking the aesthetics of it doesn't mean you subscribe to the lifestyle

Ironically, this doesn't even bother me anymore. I spend my days hauling/mixing buckets of mud for tilers, save my higher-than-average pay (thanks to construction wages) for real estate, while they're busy circlejerking each-other and living in delusion. They'll get fat, they'll get lazy, and then I'll rule them.

No, I just liked a bit of edge on them. The sidecut thing was actually relatively recent (~3-4 years ago) and I was already natsoc by then. It's one of those things that looks great until you talk to the girl and realize she'd probably cut off your balls to feed to her feminist cultists betaorbiters. I lost interest in the entire idea within six months.
I still have a thing for short hair (when properly styled) but the dyed hair preference has also fallen to the wayside.

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1st pic
Looks just like that monster baby from the Witch Doctor comic book.

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I know that feel to user.

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t. prude.

Nintendo fags forgot they're not 9 anymore.

Tattoos are awesome but I'd never ever date a girl that had them, unless it was some subtle piece somewhere remembering a parent that died or something like that.

It's simple. They want to put on a big wacky smile to show off that they're in a good mood for the photo. However, being idiots, they just strike a pose and hold it for the shot. It makes them seem lifeless and weird.
They want a "YEAAAHHHH" face but say nothing and instead attempt to mimic it and hold it in an inorganic fashion. The end result is an unnatural, static look.
This is the type of shit you learn not to do as a kid, but these people don't learn.

Why would you like tattoos? You're PAYING MONEY for somebody to stab you with a needle and leave a permanent mark on your body. I said this before, but lab-rats are smarter than people with tattoos because lab-rats GET PAID to be stabbed, rather than PAY to be stabbed.

You're oversimplifying things

Earrings and all other sort of piercings are bullshit as well.

still not understanding this meme of "alyx is ugly"

Indeed. I knew some chicks who were semi into punk, but after dropping contact with them after high school, I really don't want to see what they've become of themselves.

Nigger, shut your lip then if you want to stick your dick in crazy, especially in crazy that has a decades long history of ruining men. Quit trying to excuse your fetish for degenerate aesthetics and aids.

You sound like an insecure faggot who is exactly one of these ugly subhumans with a shitty beard, piercings and smeared tats who just got cucked by a feminist punk cunt. Enjoy your aids.

Also, punk aesthetics are tied to the lifestyle, so yes, if you have any of those ugly tats and piercings, you're basically screaming "I'm a pozzed moron who goes out of his way to look like a degenerate fucktard because IM A REBEL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN", just like how baggy hip hip clothes on a black guy screams "I'm a nigger with a subhuman iq and lives off welfare and who has a long criminal record". Start dressing like an adult or kill yourself.

I'm pretty sure she was one of the best things to ever happen to vidya.

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yadda yadda mixed blah blah but shantae is hot for some reason bbloobloo

Must be rough going through life with such terrible opinions.

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I'm amazed you survived so long user

Every game award recently has been nominating this piece of crap too many times. Do people even remember this exists, much less play it?

The money remembers it exists.

The fuck? Have SJWs hijacked the term "woke" now?

Unlike the other uptight fags, I agree with you user.
Goths and goth aesthetics were cool until the emos came along. Then, when you thought it was over and killed, the sjw-sphere took it to another level of stupid, wana-be, poser faggotry.

Is this bait? Woke was always an sjw term, some of us just use it ironically to make fun of them.

I thought woke was a negro term, like "based."

"Woke" is a nigger word that means you think the Earth is flat, and it is supposed to be a compliment.
"Woke" is the nigger version of a conspiracy theorist. While "conspiracy theorist" is used to defame people who know the government is lying to them, "woke" is the nigger word for being actually fucking stupid.
"woke" "people" think the Earth is flat. They think there are massive subterranean cloning facilities where celebrities (especially nigger celebrities) are cloned and put into gladiatorial showdowns to amuse the jews evil white man. And they honestly believe in the Melanin Theory and Yakub and other hilarious shit like that.

Based is now a normalfag/reddit/twitter-tier term, or maybe it always was. Either way, luckily, nobody uses it anymore.

"Woke" started out as the normie version of red pill when highly conservative "memes" become popular. It wasn't hijacked by SJWs until later.

who even cares about these awards tbhfam

Woke is just the leftist version of redpilled.

Mixed race mongoloid-negroids rate lowest on the preference chart of every race, you idiot.

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Literally who used the word "hypocritical"? Other than you.

See:
You know, the post to which I was replying? Learn how to read.
Nonwhite detected. How about you stay out of the discussion unless it pertains to you, okay chief?

I guess this would be true if you think literally every person is an SJW.

Bump because it “triggers” you.

Nowhere in the entire animal kingdom is this true.

chimpanzee

Basically every monkey and ape does this.
marmosetcare.com/understanding-behaviour/faces.html

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You didn't even read what you just linked.

What did they mean by this?

What an ugly creature. Why must God create such things?

Whew… crying and bitching over a mediocre vidya getting some nominations for a stupid award show. Yeah… you guys are really no better than the SJW, you know that.

Why are you lying?

How far are you going to move the goal posts?

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shit meant for
inb4 banned

i feel like its the nu-male version of the duck face

Reported, then. You’re too stupid to be allowed to post here.

Commit suicide, please. Thanks.

Never said that she is pretty or sexy. Good character design

Both of her parents are black.
No clue why she looks like a quadroon, though.

Her mom was Chinese or something

Awfully chinky nigger, then…

My memory must be failing me, I could have sworn her mother was black in that photo.

Breen had very solid art direction as well. Valve did a top-notch job with their HL2 characters.

That fucking cinematic mod always gets me.

What are you talking about? This is vanilla HL2.

Stop posting that shit….

This thread has gone off the RAILS

I don't get it.

Xenoblade 2 has the better story by aegis but will never recieve one one billionth the recognition this game recieved.


For its time sure the witcher 3 blows it out with ease, and many faces were photo captured and converted into textures, eli is based on a homeless man.

I still can not fathom how someone can make that and say - Yes, this is great!

I've got bad news for you m8

That baby's eyes seem to spread apart and the bridge of the nose where it joins the head is just really smoothed over looking.
How old is that baby? If they are performing a naming ceremony it must be newborn but IT HAS TEETH!


THIS. This is the only (good) reason people will remember it for. Everyone just longs to fight big dinosaurs in video games don't they?

Nigger, are you for real? Sage for off-topic.

I was a career Marine for a decade, and daily shaving was mandatory. The advantage is that even now that I can grow a beard, I don't need to since I'm not baby-faced after scraping my jawline daily for 10 years. Also, chicks are into stubble a lot more than a beard if you've got a solid jawline.

Reminder that having no beard looks better than having a disgusting thin pube beard like pic related.
If you wear glasses don't wear those disgusting box frames but don't go for some hipster 70's shit, either. Go for thin metal frame glasses or frameless glasses.

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already a better premise than Walking Dead and every single post-apocolyptic story on the market - all with zombies
Plot twist is the virus was an international cyber attack and it only targeted this country because it was becoming a global thread (see: Germany) and so they colluded together to destroy their threat from inside-out. It became known as "No Man's Land" and no one has ever set foot there all this time.

In the end you save the land and find out this truth but instead of settling down as a hero you set out to sail towards the nearest of the countries who sought to destroy your people.

New Caliphate of Britain

I feel like most anons here are literal nickpicking at this game for bullshit reasons( just like most SJW do for most games), so I gonna give you a honest review.

Is not in any way a bad game. It's a solid 6 or 7 tops.

My biggest beefs with it. 1) Is it's too fucking easy. If you're familiar with games like Cuphead, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, or Nioh. You will be able to defeat most machines by dodge roll and timing your attacks with your spear. Even on it's hardest setting, you'll be coasting through easily. Not like thats a bad thing all the time. Killing three Rockcrushes on horseback is a fucking blast.

2) It's a open world but it's fucking linear. You see a giant mountain in the distance. You'll probably want to climb it, unfortunetly you won't be able to unless to approach it proper linear way. The game basically limits player creativity. You'll have to walk around the mountain until you see the designated yellow climbing signs (ropes, etc). Scaling mountains, buildings, and machines, are too fucking easy. Alloy has limitless stamina so you can just hang on any ledge forever. Push up on toggle and she'll scale any height with ease. You don't time or press anything. There is no sense of scale conquest like Shadow of Colossus or Monster Hunter.

Other than that. The game is beautiful, weapons are cool, the story is unique ( YOU'RE FIGHTING ROBOT DINOS, COME ON!), the OST is solid, (all the NPCS suck ass) and Alloy is charming as fuck. She really is. I went overly kind route with her. She is pure.

Most the beefs here are BAWWW Feminism and BOOOO NIG NOGS! Seriously? First off men didn't ruin the world. Everyone working at Faro did.If you read the numerous texts. Everyone dropped the ball there, and continued to fuck up by allowing billions of people to be slaughtered while the worked on Zero Dawn. Sobeck is bitch man. It was her plan to let billions of innocent people die fighting for a lie while she and few other people stayed safe in a bunker while she created STONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO NEED NO MAN ROBOT to rebirth the planet. Heartless cunt.

So yeah, there is a lot of feminism bullshit in this game. But it's not as annoying as it or as bluntly forced as many other current female lead stories. Alloy entire society worships the All Mother. So most women are raised to gathers, nurturers, etc. Men will make comments all the time about her fighting and trying to hunter lodge blah blah. But she proves each time, and the guys come around to that. It's no where as annoying as say Super Girl or Jessica Jones. Where the guys are like HURR DURR FEMALE to fucking overpowered superhuman.

Also all minorities, gays, trans, etc. All that bullshit is there. It's not forced down throat though. And honestly if that stuff will ruin a game for you then you really are no better than SJW who refuse to play video games simply because the MC is while and male.

TLDR it's a decent open world game.

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Except the plot is
And the game looks like because of
And it's written by ideological queers, so no


SFM hobbyists take the absolute worst traits of modern hentai, man, I swear


I also like Xenoblade 2, man, especially fun that it ends with the shota getting two girlfriends but let's be real here

You're the literal cancer, kys yourself my fam.

There's something about her face that's so unappealing, but I can't pinpoint what it is.

i know i am.

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cool game

What song is this? I know I've heard it before although it wasn't this version that's been remixed to sound like nigger music

That's all you had to say, since it invalidates everything else.

of all the underrated games this year gr2's one of the biggest.

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I don't buy your argument, that it's mediocre at best. the game does nothing original, and having played it, it's worse then mediocre, same as any Ubisoft product, it's bland and boring.

Also, robotic dinosaurs, appealing to a kid's fantasy doesn't necessarily make the game good, even by concept. When the execution is terrible, no concept can save you.

there's no talk of the game outside of the basic political complaining even by normalfags, because even they aren't looking at the game. These are the people looking at the game with a fresh unaltered view of it, and if THEY aren't at least hyped for it in any fashion? You're fucked.

All of your complaints about it are that it't mediocre, and mine argue that it's worse then that, so tell me, why would anyone waste time with this when it's MEDIOCRE at best?

maybe then you should take a moment from your intense dick sucking sessions that seem to have monopolised your time and attention and watch the damn thing to the end if you want to find out that much

oh fug
I'm too used to these things never having sources.

Here you go.

this is eerily similar to most reddit posts. Besides, having a certain type of enemy doesnt automatically make the game passable. Yakuza 2 has a part where you fist fight 2 tigers but yakuza is a good game with wacky premises. HZD isnt.

Well user I'd complain about the gameplay as well,
EXCEPT THERE ISN'T ANY, ITS ALL POLITICS, GRAPHICS, AND STORY NOW.

Box frames are the most convenient, they're robust and comfortable. Maybe you try wearing wireframe glasses, faggot.

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Y'know, I've got a copy of the rulebook for a tabletop RPG nominally adapted from Stalenhag's artwork, and I just realised how neutered it is. It's explicitly meant to be like a (((Spielberg))) film, and the player characters are explicitly not allowed to have their lives put in danger or to get possession of firearms no matter how ultimately dangerous for them the setting is supposed to be (read: very). Meanwhile, in Stalenhag's own art, there are kids getting into confrontations with police and a kid pointing a gun at what going by the intended reading of the RPG's rulebook would just be a whimsical (((Spielberg)))bot.

That's a premise, not a story. The STORY is that you're a Mary Sue who everybody loves and respects despite being a literal outcast with zero social skills since nobody was allowed to talk to you until you showed them how much of a stronk independent womyn you were. Your mission is to defeat the evil white male and his toxic masculinity (he literally tried to kill his wife on his wedding night because their marital bed was too soft, and strong men hate soft things) before he can resurrect the metal devil. Sound boring so far… but you haven't heard the TWIST yet! The twist on the story, is that you're not just any old Mary Sue - you are the future clone of MARY SUE JESUS who everybody loved and saved the world after a Rich White Guy fucked everything up by gathering a team of top-notch tumblerites to build a high-tech arc - and ended up sacrificing herself to save ALL LIFE ON EARTH ever after the tumblerites fucked up the design. Also, after she dies, the white man (distraught over fucking up and killing Mary Sue Jesus) fucks things up again - leading to the decaying state that sets the stage for the game's events.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Metal Devil's avatar is a white male - at least, he was designed by a white guy (and a southern/christian) - while Gaia, the secret super advanced AI tasked with repopulating the Earth with life - is a black woman who dinndu nuffin wrong but is being persecuted by the other AI cores because she got the feelies for the current life pattern she created - rather than letting the slate be wiped clean so the job can be done right.

That's a lot of effort put into one joke user.

They did this a couple of years ago with Fallout 4 also. Fucks at Zenimax couldn't get Dorito Pope to give it an award, so they went to DICE so it could win GOTY. And it worked.

And still, we ruin everything that they try to do. Deal with it.

Anything that have leftist politics must be destroyed and the leftist killed. Watch out for yor food, car, home, etc. "Accidents" will happen to leftists all the time.

The only joke is the idea that women cand niggers are people.

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not much success in that field, unfortunately.

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Yeah I wonder why

This is the same award biz that gave prizes to fallout 4 because todd was sad.

Oh god.

I've seen skinwalkers look like a more convincing human.

I have the receding airline. Not a warning sign alone since baldness isn't exclusive to cucks.
If you have 2 of the listed signs you're hopeless though.

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Now I want to play a game called I Wanna be the Dad. It's a platformer where you navigate crazy death puzzles and fight off Marxists trying to stop you from being a decent parent.

But it kinda contributes to the plot. You're a female and you've trained to fight your entire life while majority of the females in this world learned to be nurturers, gatherers, or priestesses. So male NPCS are going to say things because she's different, but Alloy responses are not at all preachy and annoying like most feminist characters. She just proves herself, and guy either realizes "hey she can hold her own", or continues to be dick. Either or it feels more genuine unlike say.. Ray from Star Wars. Complete shit character, that is a true Mary Sue.

It's kinda like playing as any other race than the main in any Elder Scrolls game. NPC are going to say things because you are minority in their lands.

The SJW bullshit is excusable too for me, because it wasn't forced or preachy like Dragon Age Shitquisition (Still the worst game I've ever played). There is no five minute cut scene dedicated to character being gay/trans or preachy bullshit. You'll meet gay or trans NPC, but that doesn't define the character, and it don't make a big deal out of it. He/she/whatever is as pointless and unmemorable as the rest NPCs ( Besides Erend. Best boy. Period.)

It's mediocre. But it is fun mediocre. It's better than most open world games from Ubisoft. It doesn't do anything new, but its fun. Encountering new machines and trying to learn the best way to defeat them is best part of the game. It's like Dragon Dogma in a sense you can wander off anywhere at low level and get straight fucked up. I don't know about you guy, but when I discovered my first drake in Dogma at level 18, I stayed. I died over and over trying to learn best way to destroy it. Climbing on it over and over and falling to my death. Some four hours later, I did. totally worth it, so satisfying…. Same thing with this game. Instead following the plot I went exploring, decided to swim to other side of map. I got straight raped by those robot gators. I learned from my mistakes. I had a blast jumping from mangrove to mangrove shooting them down.

You have a bunch of fun weapons, traps, and mounts, and bunch of fun enemies to fight. Learning the best way to take them down is the best part. If you can ignore the plot, you will enjoy this game. That's all I am saying. It's worth a rent if you're bored.

That being said….>>14156941 and are insanely better and deserve all the awards. Play those if you haven't yet. And please buy them. They're on sale now, and each one is totally worth it. They deserve your monies.

Add some self-flagellation and implied homosex and you'd have a critical darling for 4-5 years ago.

TL;DR you’re a faggot with shit taste.

The robot designs look really bad. They're incredibly generic and bland and look exactly like countless designs we've seen before. Why have all those exposed parts? They'd get tangled up with vegetation and packed with dirt.

dont worry user, even blueglass despite his looks isn't a soyboy. A true soy is revealed once put in front of a camera.

I guarantee you almost all AAA game development is outsourced to the same handful of production studios. Everything looks the same because it's literally made by the same people.

trudeau's in there, kek

Oh god, I'm biologically a numale but not mentally.

I don't understand why either. I have a thick head of hair, could shave twice a day, and lift regularly. All other hair seems to grow fine except this tiny patch. I read something about follicle density because I'm absolutely convinced it can't be a lack of testosterone.

always expections, I'm sure you'll find chad looking guys that are complete cucks

Not wanting to be numale is a really good sign you're not a numale.

Why are 3D action games called adventure games now?

"Adventure game" pretty much means "the locations are kinda big" now and has been for a while.

Guarantee her "lesson program" was nothing but quran readings. Nothing of value was lost.

Oh no.
At least I have a full beard and thin-rimmed glasses. Really would love some of those WW2 German glasses with those hooks behind the ears, really getting annoyed at these ones almost falling off when repairing cars, or well, doing anything.

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I get the impression that their breath smells of boiled cabbage, especially the beardy ones

Say that to Disney, EA and Star Wars' producers. Say that to Bungie, Activision and Blizzard.
We are taking down the big ones while also making normalfags aware of their shitty ideologues and their practices.

It may smell between soy milk or tofu dogs.

What is this?

That's what the fucking problem is. Their face is entirely one color, it makes them look like clay.

Read the post he's replying to.

You think?

I can't breathe

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You're trying to reduce body language to the mouth only, and that's supremely retarded.

If you actually bothered to read you'd know that was specifically about Chimps. Seriously, fuck off with this stupid bullshit you retarded ass goon.

Oh fuck, I'm in stitches over this.

Sure buddy, now go back to your shed

You mean like the warning colors on feminists?

I'm getting a lot of uncalled for rudeness lately. How about you go fuck a nigger instead.

2nd from bottom left is Opie from Opie and Anthony and I don't think he is a nu-male but he is in fact a massive faggot with tits.

And now you're undoubtedly a numale biologically AND behaviorally. Congrats.
Kill yourself

Something has happened to this board again, the passive aggressiveness is off the charts.

Back in my day, people would put some effort in their shitposts.

He probably did, seeming as you sound positively asshurt right now.

This picture and the people who use it are stupid and entirely miss what they should be looking out for.

where's that from?

Kill yourself.

Women have no testosterone. How often do you see women with fucking receding hairlines?

Pic fucking related you cum guzzling fudge packer, 100% pure certified soyboy beta faggot amirite? Do I fit in now? Can I post on Holla Forums now without being banned?
Just how can someone suck so many dicks like you do and still find time to post Indian street tier shitposts?

Notice how he ignores the "201 to 30s" part like a word-mincing goon.

Aloy is one of the ugliest characters in recent memory next to Senua.

For the two "normal" ones it's the oversized (and in one case colorful) glasses that are designed to draw attention to themselves, rather than blend into the face. Those people chose those glasses because they draw attention, not because they genuinely think they look good in them.

I want goons to go and stay go

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/dealwithit

t. butthurt chromedome

Regalia - Of Men and Monarchs

Hey, I recognize that face.

Me too

Horizon: Zero Awards.

Almost everyone knows that the shitty ubisoft copy doesn't deserve a single awards. Most people are actually shitting on it and calling out horizon for that crap it is.

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Here, maybe. Everywhere else you'll be stirring up some shit.

am I the only one?

poor in money rich in taste.
these games suck dick and the only reason they're popular is because of advertising budgets that are bigger than development ones.

An old friend of mine I hadn't seen in years had this game in his PSN list and got almost all of the trophies. I asked why he liked it, he said his fiancee recommended it, and he really liked it. Turns out his fiancee is some turboslut he met at work, and she has a half-nigger kid. The guy ended up being a literal cuck during the years we haven't spoken to one another. Sad story, but there's an example of your typical Horizon fan.

Its the ending theme to Samurai Champloo

The expression in the original soyboy picture literally said "fear grimace"

I feel you. But something inside tells me we're better off that way.

This was me for most of my life. I definitely missed out on some experiences over the years but nowadays I genuinely don't give a shit about the majority of new games even though I have the rig to play them.

Actually I don't like video games in general all that much anymore. I don't know why I'm here.

Just to suffer?
What kind of vidya do you like user?

Same here, I'm actually glad I don't have to deal with any of this current year shit.

I mean where is she going to find the time to put on makeup

because they are fucking normal fag loosers who are extremely boring in real life so they make dick sucking faces like they are having a good time.

You're here because of the (gay) community that you could relate with, Humans crave social interactions despite what wizards has led you to believe, but the fact that we usually shy away from most social gatherings is because they are not relateable to use for the most part, and we only enjoy the company of other with the same mindset But atleast we're together and honest to speak our minds for the most part

Don't even bother, most of the games of today are rehashed shit. The only game that truly felt like next-gen AAA is Bloodborne and its been 2 fucking years after it released. Which i also been only starting to play it atm since i'm a gigantic poorfag that needs 6 fucking months to actually buy Bloodborne-box You'd be surprised at how fast consoles depreciate in value if you're a patient motherfuckger

So, aparently there are literal niggers and soyboys here reporting any truths that they don't like to hear.
To those: niggers are apes. They can't create. They only imitate when domesticated by the Master Aryans.
As for soyboys, yes, you are impotent failures. Yes, it is ok to ruin your lives just because we can.

Man, remember when WIRED was a good tech magazine? What happened?

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