WebM Thread: Never Ever Edition

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Good.

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Almost feel bad for the guy, he used to be a good runner.

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I didn't need to see that user.

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look at the bright side: i was totally positive he was going to squat on that bottle and ram it up his ass 1guy1jar-style

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I really want to know what this is from

can't you read?

lurking about 2 years should fill you in

Is Drumpf video games?

you know what i meant,the lewd parts

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more than (you) would want him to

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE JOKES, EGGMAN

Unteralterbach
loli vn
yer welcome

I'd kill for a good Jeb Bush cartoon

The game play consists of nothing but throwing and kicking trashcans out on the street.

>ywn be Anthony Burch Jeb Bush

Day of the rake can't come soon enough.

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Here I was thinking there was any hope that a Trump cartoon parody would be any good. What a stupid assumption in the first place.

Movie?

Don't worry, Holla Forums has a sticky to investigate Trudeaus organizations having a pedo logo

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I need this anime, stat. I love this stuff

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It's Wicked City

Thank you very much

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When will someone take the next step and combine The Ladder with Mario 64s infinite staircase?

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Not again user, please, even the song is too much

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this is hilarious

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previous webm thread archive.is/Ixavl

What's even funnier is that this woman got scammed out of $100,000 because of a dating website.

context?

archive.is/WoT72

how do i get rich ladies to give me $100,000? what an idiot

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Gas yourself newfag.

солона

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Don't burst his bubble.

worst attempt at a meme on this board in 2017
can't wait for this year

It's a reference not a meme, newfag.

This reference every thread it appeared in was one user trying to test the waters and then fucking off because nobody bought it.

It's a clever translation of 男の娘.

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Can't argue with that user.

Well I am being selfish here, because I think it's silly. Without context it's as silly as that faggot trying to force cumskin.

loli girl (male), you say?

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wew
Remember Belle Knox? Who gave interviews about doing porn for uni and held talks about being "sex worker" but flipped her shit when people started to recognize her?
And then it came out that not only did she have a full scholarship for another university, her rich parents paid both her rent and tutition and she "invested" her porn wages in Gucci bags, fancy shoes and a fast car.

Let's Spice this thread up

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Your poisoning the well

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I thought they would had killed themselves after their discord leak showing they were a bunch of soyboys and then that video of their tranny board owner sucking dick, I mean how can you even try to save face when you don't even have a jawline

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link?
for research,of course

its not leftypol my friend of mixed race :D

Mate, you don't want it. You really don't.

Surely it can't be that bad.

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do you know how she looks like even?

Listen,i've asked for the poison,just give it to me already.

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Im sorry, xer

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No matter how much gore I see, I'll never get used to this or the one of the tranny blowing himself.
Or the CWC one.

Mean

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I can't continue.

Ah muy nino, you ask me how la creatura came to be? Legends say that it all began with the mixing of the races combined with artificial and chemical-spiked food and complete disintegration of culture. Then the mutts started breeding with the mongrels, and people started losing sanity even further. Ay caramba, horrible and dark times indeed. Eventually, the even more mixed abominations started being fed meat of deceased by the corporations to cut expenses. When the time was right, Jews opened up the portal to a nether dimension by using the vigin blood sacrifices of few extremely rare blancos that they kept alive for this specific purpose. Unimaginable dark energies descended upon this realm, turning abominations into something, something not of this world … They were finally ready, the perfected goyim …

But then there was, the wall. It's still protecting us, even to this day. No one knows for what purpose was it built, but some say that it was used to keep our corrupted cousins that ventured north from returning. However, it is very old, and sometimes la creatura sneaks through the cracks, kidnapping children.

How about shota boy (female) insteaed?

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song?

The irony.

of course.

It looks like what rockstar makes for GTA IV and V, but extremely unfunny.

dont make fun of canadians

Berserker 2000

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Okay, I laughed at the fire engine part.

Would be better f it was just wacky antics with Trump as the "dumb" character archetype. A political tone is probably a given but it doesn't need to be so ham fisted. It's as if it isn't intended to be funny to the target audience while appearing as if it would be to outsiders.

I knew this was a gay normie meme, why are normies so fucking gay?

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Be prepared to see more Chris Chan webms, he was here are MAGfest

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I'm absolutely shit at squatting, but even I have a better range than that.

Have this full length video my man.

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What is it eating? Everytime I see it, just looks like potatoes

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Voice of an angel.

Frogs make some really weird shit.

I don't know why but I have tears in my eyes watching this.

Yeah but its the good kind of weird.

This is literally the only thing I have any respect left for the frogs these days. Trés bien!

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What a shame that such good animation and shading had to be wasted on everything that was Mezzo Forte.

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I'm having trouble figuring out how

Is related to the overal story. Looks pretty nice tho.

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delicious

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So I just downloaded a bunch of JoJo episodes. Do any anons want a particular intro or scene?

The ginger is the black sheep of the family and is against helping people commit suicide.His friends helped him with a plan to sabotage the shop, so this is their reward

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this fucking scene is one of those things that looks cool at first until you realise how retarded it is, then you just have to embrace how retarded it is and it becomes cool again. full circle

I just found it retarded, then I noticed they shot like 200 bullets out of a handgun without reloading then it became more retarded.

I see, thanks for letting me know, saves me the rouble of watching the whole thing for lewds.

and here's an ASMR version: hooktube.com/watch?v=sEbx6qBgmTY

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was this supposed to funny

Also related.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DRUMPF BTFO
seriously tho, he is a kike

Trout can get pregnant.

I still don't know what this series is.

The show is worth the spoonfeeding: Joshiraku.

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Thanks user.

Looks like MiB if it were good. Hollyjew probably stole the idea from it

imagine this thing running a board, disgusting

I want to see you do better than him being on the last stage of AIDS like he is

I wonder if there were any weights on at the time when this brave soul was squatting.
And since we're pushing the boundaries of what disgusting filth can be posted here, be very cautious when you open mine.

Holy shit, that second webm caught me off guard

you gave it away with that filename

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please delete the webm and never post it again

that's a pretty old one, how new are you?

It's him literally reading a list of femirapists, there's no commentary whatsoever

Millhouse the eternally cucked

Hey, thats my hometown lel.

I'm pretty sure Max Landis isn't a feminist or at the very least feminist hate him for not liking all the "diverse" characters they've put into comic books and for calling Rey a Mary Sue.

I'm still calling bullshit on him physically abusing anyone stronger than a doughnut

it's not every day that 3dpd turns me on
got bles amerika

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Can anyone confirm if this is true in Fate/Stay? I've been on the fence for this series for a while.

That was actually pretty catchy

He sounds extremely frustrated with the SJW bullshit of modern day. But he knows he can't just say it outright.

At every other point in the visual novels, she's got nothing down there but a hole. So if he did, it must've been a one-shotter.

boy i sure like video games

question for audiophiles, how does this sound?

compared to this?

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get a load of this fucking loser

This sounds more "tinny" than this but also better. sounds like it's being played in a really small room, if that makes sense.

gotcha, I wanted to increase the bitrate some, but it's already very close to 16mb. Embed is the original, but I think I got a good compromise of quality and size.

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You would think one of the visual novels would have been more then happy to show this, with excruciating details.

Is that guy a cancer survivor or something? I mean my arms are skinny but that dude(?) is just skele tier

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Okay, someone answer my question, who is that fellow?

Magical.

fuck yes farscape. Bless you brother

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i wanna fuck that bird now

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As far as I know it was Morgan Le Fay who used a spell to extract dna from Arthur to make Mordred who wasn't even a human, she was a humonculus.

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It's a tranny user. It decided to become what it has become.

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Didn't he put an extremely out of place gay character in one of his films?

why do people here like worst sister so much?

Those are some fucking fighting words.

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I think it is referenced when she gives Shirou a blow job. Something about how having had one gives her a better idea how to pleasure men.

to this day i dont know the sauce of that song

Sounds like superstitious.

Pretty sure it's a slightly remixed version.

It's Superstitious up front with the opening guitar line from Rape Me in the back.

Its just got the bass from heart-shaped box.

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i actually found the source, it's a mashup of three songs, 1 being superstition

That's it. Good shit, lad.

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FUCK YOU, ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD.
– USA

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Listen here you whipper snapper, the japs don't have the creativity to come up with something as good as The Men in Black.

sauce?

It's heart shaped box, come on now.

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Either I'm old or you're the babbiest of newfags who's been willingly living under a rock considering that I'm only 26, I'd say the former

And now I'm officially insulted. Try actually learning an instrument while you lurk for two years, then top yourself. Your welcome.

Evidently I'm old AND retarded. What a life.

cabin in the woods
interesting film

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what the video annon?

Here you go user

subnautica fishing update.webm

Does anyone remember some videogame show where the host didnt give a shit and shat all over any hype he was presented with sarcasm?

I think it was a 1 off thing as the guy was probably fired after but it was funny as fuck. It was 2 or 3 years ago i wanna say, maybe longer. Im hoping someone has it in webm.

It was the 2013 VGX if I remember correctly

thats exactly what i was looking for thank you

Coincidently the fish in the webm is called a Jewfish.

Well the woman accusing him of sexual harassment is a feminist, jewtube eceleb.

I don't know, the only movie of his that I know of and have seen is Bright.

She looks like a 3rd of her body was photoshopped away.

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Damn I miss this.

Fucking hell, that was great.

I don't know why you faggots keep postin' that damn webm.
It fails at what it tries to accomplish.

I just selected a random webm with no name
And ill do it again

the tenacity

not actually that funny tbh
chuckled at ted cruz and maybe the new york talk shit, but it wasn't funny overall.

just to make you suffer

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DESPAIR

I miss old AGDQ

care to make a webm of this version? I'd prefer this one since it has more lewd.
track6.mixtape.moe/lqzklm.swf

guess I should post gaming webm while I'm here

Warms my heart to see my webm posted.

pretty good, thanks for posting that

Its not a normie meme. Its a commie meme created and forced out by shariablue and co.
Its completely unfunny, unadaptable and ugly no matter how you put it. In other words leftypol-tier.

the only possible punchline is "lol amerimutts amirite? they have no culture and are racially impure lmao"
You can't mold it at all.

felt like it was an appropriate one to post since I just replayed strike suit zero and I'm reinstalling freespace 2's sourceport. you don't happen to remember which song from evangelion's OST that is do ya?

No he's been diagnosed with Leftism.

Evangelion 2.22 - Carnage

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thanks

Is there more of her?

That's a woman.

No, that's a failure of a man.

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You made my day sir.

eat a dick nigger

wtf

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here fam ｽﾞｲ₍₍(ง˘ω˘)ว⁾⁾ｽﾞｲ

are you able to play this game with bots? It looks fun, but I know the multiplayer is probably dead at this point, which is keeping me from getting the game.

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A+ taste

Which anime is this?

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Is this redubbed? The voice quality sounds way to clear.

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hooktube.com/watch?v=YQTn1QxCZ2s

hooktube.com/watch?v=R-UkEsnjNRU

hooktube.com/watch?v=tcCqYgpceyg

hooktube.com/watch?v=ZGhr-0UpdK4

hooktube.com/watch?v=y0tBW7D7G_c

hooktube.com/watch?v=aonHLvhW5jo&

hooktube.com/watch?v=vSodEE5I8U8
I just saw that a lot of people were posting videos and i decided to give an alternative to people that don't want to use Youtube. Nothing more.

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Should be the Space Battleship Yamato remake

Thank you user. I now have something to do in my free time.

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The Hero Yoshihiko and the Demoin King's Castle.

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I still can't believe that bethesda did that. How lazy, or inept can you be?

I'm impressed. This is somehow the most over engineered workaround, while being the simplest one too. The engine can't just play a video file?

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Why isn't the Minus8 porn posted?

Have some comfy

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(audio desync)

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reminder that the tram that's at the military base is the head on a human body

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What's the music in this one?