Lazy cunts general

Lazy cunts general

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I want it.

You need a high wood cutting level to chop yew trees.

your wood is the best !!

this is too much for me at 1am
hit me with such revelations when i'm more awake

ha, fag
bet you like, suck dicks and shit

wait
do you even consider yourself not straight?

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firefox struggles to play my avant garde stuff

Thanks for the support.

Not really.

> W

eh?
huh
thought most gays, or at least the ones here, were submissive
what do you know

also sorry for being a cunt i guess, i'm just tired and bored

i'm only attracted to femininity
i don't know how much that means in this day and age

Don't worry, you're not as much of a cunt as I am.

im a ggirll

I may be lazy but im more of a dick than lazy

basically you'd fugg a dude so long as he was skinny with slim shoulders and wide hips?
and quiet and submissive?

at least that's what i think it means

i dunno, i can get pretty cunt-y

than a cunt*
ugh

sklort mcfungus

I've reached a level that shouldn't even be possible.

retard

Shitty test

im not sure i could get over there being a dick, man
who knows
most traps end up disgusting and mentally retarded so probably not
ive hated myself too much to get sexual with anyone for years so i guess it doesnt even really matter

i'm a cute girl....

h-hey

Post boobs.

I may be a retard but at least im not you

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tbh everyone here is a cunt so it's not like you're in bad company?

last part sounds a little like me except replace sex with intamacy in general

i dunno, traps are literally only an online thing, i have yet to see a passing one irl

ayo bby wnt sum fuk

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i promise i'm not edgy guys

heehee silly boys~

Maybe not.

Stop looking at me.

These aren't anime tiddes

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That is one of their better songs, so the edge is okay.

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i meant intimacy in general as well, just didn't word it correctly
traps in real life are those gigantic fucking trannies with five o'clock shadows that you see at the walmart at 3 in the morning
only like 4% of them come out even RELATIVELY attractive and even the internet ones mostly just have chubby boy faces

hehe xd

master you know how shy I am....

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but you're so kawayee

true, i don't know everyone here

i should be sleeping

yeah
doesn't stop people from using porn as a benchmark though, which is why traps are a thing

happens irl too though with women, so eh

Just one little peek.

every song they've ever played is a masterpiece to me
literally my favorite band
i'll accept that most people dont like them because they probably do sound like shit

i dont even understand that part because trannies in porn are disgusting too
the small percent i've seen that are actually cute don't even have big tits/implants

I never knew that about you man. modest mouse is one of my all time favorite bands, too.

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good shit

as for the trannies in porn, lots of people disagree apparently, but maybe they're just more gay than you, who knows

all with muh spectrums and shiet

*unzips dick*

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Shitty test 2 because Guero is an ingrate

good work

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they're the only band i've ever seen live
the night i went to see them at the brooklyn bandshell with my buddy is probably the last time i was really happy

to each their own i guess
if people want to mutilate themselves so be it

wow you finally did it
good job retard
also, thanks

they're an incredible band. I grew up listening to them a bunch because of my brother but actually didn't like them at all at the time. when I got older I went back and listened to their stuff again and fell in love instantly. lonesome crowded west is my favorite hands down.

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Are you woke? Betty.

I have sparetim issues

yep yep
may you find life to be a little less shit somewhere along the line though

And the television's on
Go to the grocery store, buy some new friends
And find out the beginning, the end, and the best of it
Well, do you need a lot of what you've got to survive?

tfw i ended up becoming a shitty hipster with my music taste

it was pretty bad, people kept thinking that i was sci

Write my name on your body.

sci's music taste is honestly all over the board. I like some of the stuff he likes, and other stuff makes me want to vomit.

i'd love to be a hipster and say Interstate 8 is my favorite but I have to go with The Moon & Antarctica because 3rd Planet is on it
Interstate 8 is definitely a close second though
i can't think of a song by them i don't like

thanks man
that's the best i can offer you as well
create your own happiness if you can

just say /mu/'s music taste
he doesn't listen to anything he actually likes he just vomits mu meme shit all over the board

im tired
be my lap pillow

which part?

both of those are incredible as well. I wouldn't go so far as to say every song of theirs is a masterpiece to me, but they have more on any one album than most other bands ever have in their life, even if they are a decent band.

see I don't know enough about /mu/ to know if that's true or not, but it sure as hell sounds correct.

Really anything works.

Inner thigh.

yeah, me too

things like walls of noise i'm not so much into, but remain in light and some of the other stuff sci listens to is fantastic

it's all we can do

sure, i'll probably fall asleep on you in the meantime though

speaking of sleep, i should really be getting some
goodnight Holla Forums

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test

whats your name?

Ban

what will i get for it?

Can I vomit on your dick?

I've already given you like two folders for free.

They also weren't done.

test 2

those were shit

Yo and stuff

Thats not the point.

hi goldy

Hey nezi post dick

ew gross

Why post dick when you can post butt?

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Hey me, what time is it over there?

(again)

deviantart is a magical place

True that

16:10:16

Its here

5:12AM

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If I was into feet I bet I would be so turned on right now.

Probably knot
my thighs are awful so I decided feet was easier
take a pic of my kitty instead

How often do you pet your pussy?

at least three times a day, maybe more

Gib mooberz to watch

Sounds like he must really need a lot of affection.

its a she, you sexist SCUMBAG
im fucking TRIGGERED

Strange, it's 12:30 PM here
Starting to think maybe we're not the same person.

Just because it has a vagina doesn't make it a girl.

2 deep 4 me

ummm.... if they are passing you're not going to be able to see them and be able to tell they are traps.

Retard.

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You all blow

you know it ;)

But you're like my retarded cow.

I've branded you and everything.

Get the Gringo

Blow my dick

Soft warm cuddles pls

only if you give the succ

Old soldiers never nerf

wh..what

Don't worry about it.

i'm going to bed.

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tfwnogf

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sleep tight, love of my life

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pretty lazy for someone who wants to be cuddled

*personnel

HA GEE GEE

I want to be a daki.

ill use you as a daki, fatty

why though?

I wanna be the meat in the sandwich

I'm not fat ;;

tetetete wi

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I wanna be a saiyan so I can blow things up, turn my hair spiky and gold and talk about my pride all the time

Its good to be white

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we can all have dreams you know! b b baka

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p lewd

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ded

The gay has been slain.

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I need your carry.

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Iam not very gud at this game

That is fine. No one in gold is.

no lulu buffs?

Did you buy Star Guardian?

DELET

no ;___;

ohright Iam gold somehow

My head aches

only good star guardian is lux and jinx

But Lulu gets Kyuubey!

Stoopid koobee

id like to file a request for the next update for outside:the game

pls no more stuffy/runny nose side-effect when affected by a sickness

Ithought that was jinx

Koobee not stupid

So you are qualified to aid me.

Stewped cuebay

I dunno, Lulu gets something that kinda looks like him.

helpyouuu with what

I throw games left and right in and out up and down

I weep.

Darwin lets play leeg

I'll carry you fam, daijoubu

And lo, the morning doth come.

can you guys suggest me an interesting 10 minute video from youtube.

It's technically nighttime for me though
I'm unwinding with a beer, weeaboo jazz, and then ultimately a warm shower/fap then bed

I'm starting out with a cup of coffee, a shower, then I need to run to the bank before I head to DnD.
Should'a done this yesterday, but I'm retarded, lol.

Oh but you're ahead by like 2 or 3 hrs right?

Its 4:21am here so Im assuming its like 7:21 over there

Do you not fap in your morning shower? It actually wakes you up rather than get you tired
lol Rin quit acting like you have money, DnD is free

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go to sleep

Good math, it is indeed 7:2X here.

I rarely fap as it is, and shower is a purifying thing for me, and has always done more to wake me up, than help me sleep.

That's why those statements weren't related, love.

or maybe

When the cringe too real

kinda wanna binge top gear

Jesus christ thats so early
Thats like my bedtime

No wonder youre so miserable lmao
Define purifying? Youre anything but pure lol

It was a joke, love
Kinda funny I could totally see you becoming good friends with my nerd ass friends that DnD

Vinny is best Vinesauce

I usually wake up at least this early.
As long as I'm not making it hard for myself to sleep.

Believe it or not, I actually get more miserable when I masturbate. So that'd be why I rarely do it.

Kind of like a ritual purification, I guess?
You should be less forward about your judgements. Not everyone presents themselves online.

bedshowers are better than morningshowers tbhqtfutys

Sashimi keeps getting more and more expensive nowadays

Its like fucking 18.99 for a 12 pc of whatever fresh fish you want

At what time do you usually sleep anyways?

Oh I've heard of this before
A friend of mine that is a trap says he usually feels miserable when he masturbates cause it reminds him he has a dick and isnt a girl and gets all triggered
I laugh so hard at that though, I just tell him like bro how about you just accept youre a guy and fap and just accept the gender you were born with? Like youre trying to swim up a river and that aint working out for you

But being really straight forward is like my thing bro

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The cost of weeb

Anywhere from 21 to 2, depending on how I feel that day.

Eh, I'm fine stopping at trap, rather than going the full distance, so it's not really that one.

And not representing myself accurately online is mine, what of it?

I feel like anxiety has become my whole life.

are you a boi or a girl

Welcome to /r/meirl

I'm a Lockheed Martin F-22A Raptor.

You're beautiful.

I don't know what you're talking about.
Besides, "anxiety" might not be strong enough to define what I feel.

This familiar feeling

thinly veiled post-ironic depression, memified

Actually me irl.

Really ? I mean, I feel like everything is sinful, that acting means failing and failing is the worst of crimes, that the only thing preventing me from dying is the fact that it is the biggest failure of them all, and as a result my life is all about acting as little as possible to avoid being even more sinful that I am right now.

That might be a specific form of anxiety, so I don't know if that's that familiar to you.

That sounds very specific.

Morning and stuff yo

I dno't get it.

Le reddit.

Also are ou a real Belgian

Are surface-to-air systems a trigger word?

Are you religious?

No, he's just losing his religion.

How's you?

That flower is a Narcissus.
I'm calling myself a narcissist.

Yes.

I'm sorry for having good tastes

thats pretty normal I guess

You never really were a trap tbh but you're just like girlyish/wimpish. Damn its hard to explain, I know theres a word for it though

Why act like someone youre not, even if it is online

Ikt

wtf is that white looking vegetable they put in those vietnamese sandwiches? It looked like coconut but tasted like Jicama

I had a grilled pork vietnamese sandwich yesterday and it was fucking fire fam
You fucking mongolion looking gooks sure know how to make a sandwich though, the bread was so soft and it had like pickled carrots, cilantro, grilled pork, some like pate or liverwurst or something but damn it was good

Lets get married so you can make me those sandwiches everyday

Nice entrance

I have to do real life stuff but I don't want to, you?

Eh im working through some familiar feelinga like that. Im turning the corner i think.
I dunno.
I think i need to stop being so insular.
Scoot an baka

I guess.

You haven't seen me actually carry myself, or wear clothes that I actually want to. But you do have a point, really.

Why present myself accurately here of all places? That's just asking for a headache.

Same.
Life is suffering.

I assumed you were going to make that joke, but I decided to beat you to it.

DAK

Its now

Unfortunately I'm not witty enough or knowledgeable in music to make that joke.
That was pretty good though, how about another track?

Time to nap and pretend it's not there.

*white noise intensifies*

Tempted to move a few pounds about just so I can get the Zubmariner DLC for Sunless Sea, but haven't completed 5 different games yet.

I envy you right now.
Because I didn't do it yesterday, I have to run to the bank today.
But it's only open 11-16, so I have to, like, go there, then run back home, so I can get to DND at a reasonable time.

I should let them know I might be a bit late. Or will have to leave at, like, 14 or 15 at the absolute latest.

Better than having a graveyard shift sleeping schedule lol

That isn't really my fault tho, I don't know what you wear or how you carry yourself so I just assume stuff most of the time. You just kinda act feminine I guess

Well why try to act like someone youre not when you could just be yourself?
Yeah people might pick on you but that's why you bully them back to let them know you aint taking shit from them

Trump really is clutching at straws now

goomornin

Meh, I can't really nap, I do have to get up and do shit.
I just wish I could be asleep forever, dreams are fun.
What's DND? And that's still better than my bank, it's open from 10-14 and is a 30 minutes bus ride away from me down in Tripoli.

Yo and shit dude

There are only 2 genders

fuck you

Wait, you've never heard songs by REM?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Daikon apparently.

I used to be at work until 22-24, and my sleep schedule hasn't really changed off that.

I never meant to suggest it was your fault.
It's kind of by design, really.

I don't really act like someone I'm not.
I play up certain things, and play down others, and it changes a lot, all in the name of whatever seems fun at the time.

That's why sometimes I'll quip about people's seeming obsession over Tokai, and others I'll almost ignore him in thread in favour of flirting with whomever the fuck.

G'morn, loverly.

Well, that sucks.
Lucky you, I don't dream. Or at least don't usually remember them. Sleep for me is just a few minutes of no sensory input.

DnD is Dungeons and Dragon, pen and paper RPG. I usually have a session on saturdays and sundays, but I skipped yesterday because I'd felt bad for ignoring Tokai so much recently.

Your bank is a dick. They should totally open a branch closer.
Or at least have more reasonable hours.

Then again, it is a Sunday.

Shiiit, it's 8:30.

eh haii

hey honeybee
doing okai?

Oh did you get mad cause I called you a Mongolian?
S-Sorry

No but really talk I thought the Vietnamese were pretty useless but then I tried their food

You guys are pretty aight

Pick one

For DnD, can a pirate druid be a thing?
Getting into some DnD myself.

I haven't heard of lots of bands, but I guess Youtube autoplay is taking me on an adventure now.
I just listen to whatever spotify recommends me, or just stuff I randomly hear and decide to explore.

Oh, sucks.
You guys are pretty cute together.
And yeah, they are, they keep fucking up my internet information and they closed off a bunch of branches except one in Tripoli.
To be fair to them, I study in the mountains so they can't really open a branch here since their competitor got here first. Not enough people for both of them.
Their hours are like that on the weekdays, and 9-12 on saturdays.

Yee, just procastinating.
I should stop before it gets too late.

In theory, sure.
It might be a bit more awkward to pull off in some editions than others, but the possibility is still alive.

Actually, you have me on steam or skype, yeah?

FIGGITY DIGGITY BIGGITY BOO
DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER
SINCE I'M ON A BENDER
AND WILL LAY EGGS INSIDE YOU

gib draw requests i cba to fix this

Had to eat, sorry for the delay.

Full belgian here, unfortunately.

I'm agnostic and have no religious upbringing. It's just that the feeling of being morally wrong in every aspect of my life is so strong that I can only call it "sin".

Good for you. Unfortunatley my environment is filled with constant shouting and I tend to take personally every form of agressivity, at the point that I feel like I'm the cause of every outburst.

Well, thanks. A lot'a people seem to say that.

Wau, what dicks.

Ah, I guess that's fair. Those hours are kinda annoying though.
The only reason why my branch is open so much is because it's right by the mall, so it's really beneficial for them to be.

Tohsaka Rin.

I'm gonna binge watch the entire day.
this is p neat.

heh true, shouldn't be too late.
I'm gonna get breakfast and clothes etc
so have big fun over there.

I was about to say "With Kanshou and Bakuya." but I wasn't sure if that was too much.

I's gonna try.
Just kinda moving around getting stuffs together right now.

What'cha gonna watch?

Too much as in too specific.

I still find it odd that some people haven't heard of the classics.
But then again you haven't even seen Top Gun.

•~•

76 smashing d.Va in the ass.

Om sorry to bear that. Ni calm space to go to?

Good on ya

rwby most likely

My room is technically the only place I can call my own, but then again, every sound makes me very uncomfortable as I'm afraid someone will come talk to me, and I automatically assume it's because I did something wrong. I'm kinda stuck here.

Good for you and stuff, dude. A lot of people tend to ignore or misinterpret that kind of junk.

Tama's kitty form

Well maybe because it's true!
But yeah, shit life tbh. Time to faceplant I guess.

I'm a pleb, I know. But at least I can learn.
With time, you'll show me all the music you know, and then I'll get your references.

Die spic

I love being disgusting.

Sicks, wiah I could help fam

Reeeeeeeee

I was shaking my shoulders and torso to the music randomly and doing some really dumb movements including pointing at random things in the room.
Someone was walking his dog right outside and he saw.

Neat.
Enjoy it, loverly.

Faceplant my chest, then we can hug it out like the deviants we are.

Inform sharia court

but 11:50 is in the morning

I don't know if that's better. Religion usually offers hope under one form or another. Here, it's like I only have all the negative aspects.

Thanks. It already means a lot to me.

True, I guess.
That's going to take a long time, have a reference.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6aKnRnBxM

You can take solace in the fact that you're making the world a better place by being aware of the consequences of your actions on both yourself and others.
Just having the empathy to consider the sin in something as simple as stealing a pencil means you're at the very least a decent person in my book.
Religion does offer hope, but at the same forces that empathy on people, and at other times excuses them from having it, look at ISIS.
I'd say that virtue is its' own reward. Just pat yourself on the back for being a good person.

You ever seen those frogs that have tiny frogs inside them and are birthed from the back?

-_///

That sounded pretty gay actually.

yur p gay

That's a nice thought.
Since if you like 'oh shit, I stole a pencil', you'd think to yourself 'How to make this right?' since no one likes being a bad person.

Or at least, told they are a bad person.

They know, the whole village knows.
Time for sudoku.

me in the bottom right

I like my coffee like my women burning my fucking tongue owh

♥♥

huhh

Allahu ackbar

Kininarimasu!

Well I don't know about you, but I've got at least another 25 years ahead of me. And as long as I'm alone and with internet, I can listen to a lot of music.
Everybody hurts was pretty good.

I want to sit a little behind and above you and nuzzle your head with my chin.

Yeah, but again, even if you can't make it right, at least you understand you've done a moral wrong and you'll do a moral right at some point to balance it out.
And again, a lot of people say x or y is a bad person, but usually it's because they don't like what they're doing.
After a while I guess I say that being a good person means always taking the actions that result in the highest amount of happiness for everyone affected by said action, including yourself.

Thnx bby

They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and no one likes me without changing some aspect of who I am.

I like my women like my coffee Ignored until cold

Don't fuck with me kiddo I'll do it I'll blow us all sky high

I wish I were short.

I'm just kidding bby
Get on steam so I could cyber you so you can cheer up
i know how much you love that ^W^

that got darker and darker

no problem ! :3

sterf

Do it

I wish I was tall.

How tall are you?

Yeah, that's why people who tend to do evil shit tend to take a hit to the psyche and like... either do mental gymnastics or lose their mind?

Sociopaths don't really count since they're already batshit crazy.

it's not that gay to listen to justin bieber anymore right?

5'10
I guess the question should be "How short are you?" right? Ahahahaha
kill me

taller than me

thats not very hard

I didn't realise they stacked shit that high

I wont die until you tell me what that white shit is

It aint onions either
Don't fucking lie to me you megumin shitter

I'll see how long it is before I die, I mean accidents happen all the time.
Never know when a 747 is going to fall on top of your house.
It's a classic.
747 full of women and cigars.
youtube.com/watch?v=zQrdKtPJxI0

see

Yep yep, that actually reminded of something I read in a kinda shitty book once. One of those self help things.
It was about a dude that did a shootout at a hotel and then escaped afterwards, got stopped by an officer on the road and was proclaiming that he did nothing wrong.

Golf ball garden hose something something

And how tall would that be?

5 foot

Wau! you're so tall!

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where do I hire a maid

That's adorably short though. Perfect hugging size.

Yay! Thanks!
It's still shorter than most of the chiselled Gods pretending to be human men here.
How about you?

I see your point, but my fear is that if everything is a sin to me, then all actions will be the same in my eyes in the end. Like helping an old lady cross the street will be the same as raping a child. That's what's stressing me the most about this situation.

I like listening to this lore thing before bed.
'The Story of Konrad Kurse'.

Think Batman set in Judge Dredd future but instead of beating up criminals, Batman straight up kills the cunt, and ALL crimes are punishable by death. Including pirating games.

I'm 5'7.
I'm p notTall.

But I wish I could be a few inches shorter, honestly.

Do you want a legit maid, or an escort to dress up in a maid outfit?

I'll pay you in hugs and dates

not falling for this again

Hire yourself.

actually 5'7"

What a fag

Sounds like a healthy dynamic.

Oh shit, sorry about that
I went out to smoke and completely missed it

I still have a left over piece of it Im saving for when Im super drunk so it could taste 10 times better ^W^

Oh at work a coworker of mine ask me to print some SKU labels for 3 of her products they turned out to be 3 ZOTAC GTX 1080 graphics cards and I was like oh fuuuuuuu and was like reading the box and completely got distracted till the chick was like "I sorta needed those LPNs" and I was like oh shit, Im sorry about that then printed them out for her

She asked me if I was really into computers and I was like "I guess you can say that"

Oh.... this is interesting.

TELL US OF ESCORT STORY

Soto stop scum

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and occasional whatever you want bonus

but i suck

I almost got tricked into getting that since I didn't know it meant that by some friends

maids that suck are a premium item

Oh, yeah.
Plus, they're just there to talk really; I think.

I don't see the point. I can save my money and annoy all of you.

Seeya later, dudes.

waow
no picture and bad linking

baibai

fuckin nerd

(you)'s are too valuable to lose

See ya, dude.
Have a righteous day.

If I lost my (You)s I'd probably just stop posting.

RIP you, bye.

Tokai youre a fucking grown ass man

You don't need people cleaning up after you unless youre mentally retarded or a katawa shoujo

Fuck you mean you need a maid
I should fucking slap you

I think I might buy one and an i7 processor
I get a 15% discount from Amazon now that I work there

that's for the better really.

have some extra then
get yourself something nice

im 18

well okay
19 in a month

what do I ask for my birthday?

oh amazon

neat

maid outfit

I turn 20 next month

w-we don't have the same birthday, right?

nekomimi

Swedish i wish today was your death day

If you have a 3DS or New 3DS ask for Pokemon Sun or Moon.

If you don't have the aforementioned 3DS or New 3DS, ask for a New 3DS.
And Pokemon Sun or Moon.

I'll see what I can do for christmas

13 November is mine

nani

And a tail.

okay I'm the 22nd

I get to have my birthday on thanksgiving when the month starts with thursday.

That game is so bad omg lol

You're old enough to drink and act like an idiot online so youre old enough to clean up after yourself

Oh and ask for better clothes for Christmas
Cause you dress like a bum lol

Wanna fuck?

Soto, I get it, you have shit tastes.
You don't have to keep reminding everyone.

so a maid outfit
3ds and pokemon
a cat girl
and a sex toy

this doesn't work

I sense hype

does that mean double fun or just oh man now I gotta choose what to focus on

not in america I aint

but I like the bum look
what else would i get

Oh shit

die

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means I get a fucking banquet for my brithday, shit's cash

Time to get going, bye.

we're all part of the American Empire.

you're describing how my 16yo brother dresses.
nah I hope for guy clothes, I know what I like for girl clothes anyway.

Đồ ngu

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tbh it doesn't matter in Amsterdam since everyone dresses weird as fuck.

I'm gonna be honest, I think you're a bit cray.
but you're parents are mental holy shit.

Honestly, if you aren't trying to be a drag queen, or a trap, you should probably keep your crossdressing in your private life anyway.

Yeah but look at the people attending that
I don't even need to saying anything else
Its self explanatory

lmao gtfo dutch mixed breed
build the wall.png

Damn does your lil brother get more pussy than you?

ruby's intro's got me tight already

Rin is a cis-scum

They're all nerds?

I don't know why you decided to come to that conclusion.

Im glad the guy who created RWBY died

Too bad the series didnt die along with him lmfao

Or how, even.

what about hidden parts though?
I've always got those socks under my trousers.

and a little foundation.

don't think your family would like that.

eh no
score's still 1 for me 0 for him.

I'll assume you meant crazy for me.
And, depends on what you understood.

Foundation isn't really cross dressing.
A lot of guys will use it to cover up some imperfections.

And socks are another thing I'd be terse to count as cross dressing if they're the only aspect of your dress that's out of line.

My parents are already deported so it would pretty much just be for the lulz at that point

You mean 0 to 0
A tie

u fkn wot m8

This isn't news, man.
If you already have perfect skin, then sure, but, like, it's not a huge deal.

He's finally the girl

'aight, I'm heading off.
See you fucks whenever.

we're now even on the linking

that's true.

oh waow

you actually think I'm a virgin?

baibai

Bye

Yeah

I honestly doubt you have gotten laid before
And if you claim you have it's just a lie
I feel like you dont have enough dominance/self confidence in you to do it

I legit think alcohol ruined your memory.
Because I told you when I did it.
and me and that girl were then together for a short amount of time, then I was all crybaby when it was over and filtering people on aneki etc.

Soto. Soto. Come on. I'm not a virgin. Of course Tokai can get laid if even I can, especially if you say it's impossible because of low self-esteem.

YOU ARE ONLY RELEVANT IF YOU HAVE HAD SEX.

i miss the days when tokai had me filtered

they were the best days of my life

I've been laid a few times and I'm not better.

Holla Forums high school

I would watch that.

Okay now this I believe

I guess alcohol does fuck with your memory

Oh Im just bullying Tokai
Btw are belgian chicks cute?

Darwin e-fucking you doesnt count lmao

In real life, you jerk.

Hahahhaha esex isnt teal

I highly doubt that but I'll just nod and humor you

Frick you. It's true.

there you go loco
a little nostalgia

I wonder if you can even fix that damage

you cant

lmao nice meme

Urgh. Not really in my opinion.
Already on a subjective matter, I always preffered dark hair and, let's say, any skin other than the typical western european. In short, either very white skin, or amber skin, dark skin, mildly dark skin, whatever. Asians are still my favorite. Belgium has just a lot of blonde girls that are pretty generic in my opinion.

But even with that, I'd say most of belgian girls are very average. At my uni there are only two girls I have a real attraction for, and I guess it's kind of because of a lack of better choices.

I hate myself for being so picky though, given my condition.

oh well you don't have to worry about Alzheimers then lmao

oh ffs store's about to close
fucking Christianity

bbl

It's not a meme you gay boy.

Goggles is a cuck meme

nini

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Googled that, the warhammer guy?

Alright alright, but what leads you to equating helping an old lady with a sin? There is nothing sinful about providing assistance of any kind to someone who needs or wants it, yes?

I think 5'7 or lower is the sweet spot for being cute, any higher and you'd be a short manly man.

Bai bai

What do you expect from him?

For him to go to bed at a more reasonable time than 7am.

life feat. crippling despair

I have crippling depression

Someone make me go do my laundry.

You don't go to bed on time. Speaking of time you're right on it. I've tried launching osu to give it a go and for some reason my mouse clicks aren't registering and I can't do anything from the menu.

I am crippling depression.

depression is for basic bitches

step it up and go buipolar

U a girl?

I already am

It's okay, you can play Osu without the mouse.

Yeah, but I do go to bed before 7am!

Hmm, that's super weird. I have no idea.

Same

That would be great if only I could some how do navigate without one.

Only on the internet.

Wana see my dick ;)

I've figured it out. For some reason it only works when I'm in admin mode.

Assuming that someone needs help is establishing a judgment, generally saying that I am better than that person since that person would need me. It is a very pretentious action under a certain angle.
Might be a tad extreme, but I've realized some time ago that virtually anything can be seen as a sin under some conditions, and that's killing me.

But seriously, it'll be alright. Post more and it'll go away.

ohaiyo, please do your best today

If you buy me dinner first.

Hello!

maybe later then i don't even have the show anymore

It eventually subsides
Its slso an iDubzz

Falafel it is

Hello darling how are you

Don't you go to sleep at 7am?

A wut ?

What the heck?

Now I'm gonna kick your ass.

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Last post before I actually leave.

Well.
Good thing, then, because I'm not manly at all.

Do your laundry, Lebananon.

Well, yes, but it's virtually impossible to live a life free from sin, as you call it.
In the same example of the old lady needing help, wouldn't it be better to assume that she's an old lady that needs help rather than an old lady that doesn't need help?
Wouldn't be even worse to not help someone who's in need of it?
Also, even if you were to not help it, why would you place such weight on helping a person cross the street to the point where forcing the help on them is as bad as raping a child?
I understand in not wanting to do any kind of sin at all, but at some point you'll have to give up on that and just try to perform the least sinful actions.

Doing good, even better thanks to those feet.
How about you?

No way!

I don't know your name

Bye!
And no! I will be lazy.

I'm oki, woke up about an hour ago and have literally no plans today so enjoying being lazy for a day. And yes feets make everything better, especially alice feets

ClockWorkGoggle

Clockworkfaggot

I know that from an intellectual perspective, but what I tell you is more like an overwhelming intuition. Though it is rational to think that many things are way better than doing nothing, like helping that cross lady is better than not helping her, I've been so used to be surrounded by yellings and outbursts no matter what I do that it intuitively feels wrong. It's very difficult to distantiate from that.

why is this so amazing

Who is Goldfish?

Who is Adachi?

Also, good morning.

Elma u know adachi

That sounds nice, but careful not to nap, it might ruin your sleep.
Feets are best.

I prefer shawarma
And you have to call me cute names.

Well sorry that you exist like that, but at least your intention is to do good, and not doing anything is your way of being a good person and avoiding harm to others. I think that alone should give you at least a little happiness. Does it?

Hi, I'm Goldfish, who are you?

i know

Nobody of consequence. Usually.

OwO pumpkin

lmao

Wow. That hurts more than I expected.

I don't know. I am not satisfied by that either. I know that doing nothing is not the answer. It's like, virtue and happiness are linked to each other in my mind, but I don't feel like virtue is something I can do. Sorry, I know it sounds a bit stupid.

lewd alice is best alice

Wow elma mean

I'm sorry that any of us exist.

Ouch. I never knew that game had an actual effect. Sorry.

I'm grumpy cause lawn mowers woke me up and a weirdo on okcupid was trying to chat me up with no profile and a picture of a pb+j as his pic. like, yeah.. no.

I'm not. I don't subscribe to that self-loathy stuff any more.

Lol sounds whack

Well, having someone you talked to regularly forget you is pretty painful, yeah. I wasn't sure you were joking at first.

Also, does okcupid does really any good ? Like any dating website by the way ?

He started out sweet enough, but then it was block-territory after that pretty much lol

After last night I think I'm gonna try to get back with that chick I was dating before.

Nice to meet you, nobody.
Me neither, just being edgy.

Well, shit. You're in a pretty fucked situation if you're so aware of any sin resulting from your actions.
It doesn't sound stupid, just unfortunate.

It looks like it, what do you do when you're being lazy?

Regularly? We've chatted like thrice I think and you're basically never here, but I get your point.

I dunno. I have yet to go on an actual date through it, but there's some cuties that I've chatted with. I'm kind of scared to be murdered.

Oh, call me Maddie.

We have enough edgelords here x_x

Huwhuehuehue

I like this one better though

It's okay I'm being a retard on purpose, I promise.
(fades into the shadows)

Well. Being aware of sins and not of virtues does sound stupid though. But unfortunate might indeed be a better word for it. Maybe I could have a better moral compass with a btter environment, but changing it would be difficult for several reasons.

Yeah, I'm not here often. To be blunt, I try to stay away from the board because I feel like it's more productive for me to try to create IRL friendships instead. I tend to come back here when I fail spectacularly at IRL tasks and social interactions, at the point that it threatens my sanity.

I wouldn't murder you y'know. Joking aside, I can understand the lack of trust you can have regarding these persons.

Is that a gun in your 0-0

OwO whats that

That sounds terrible. You're probably overthinking every little thing considering the whole sin vs virtue bullshit you worry about. Just my two cents.

It's not so much my lack of trust, it's the statistics versus how much I want some action.

*glomps*

I mean it's unfortunate how you choose to define virtues, and how you choose which sins are acceptable and which aren't.
Your environment does sound a bit fucked too, that can't be helping.

I'm just happy to see you.

That's very true. But ironically, I think it might be instead a strategy to avoid useless stress. See, when you live in a house where there is constant yelling for no reason, instead of determining what is the cause of the yelling each time (when there is one), it is easier to assume that everyting you do is bad instead of trying to establish rules on what is right and what is not, only for them to be debunked 5 minutes later. If I had to really find a reason for my father's constant outbursts, I'd be mentally exhausted. "Everything is sin" is easier to handle sadly.

Are the statistics really that bad ?
And, that might sound naive, but I still can't concretely imagine a woman needing "action".

Oh, okay. Yeah, you nailed it.

I find it pretty hilarious how Adachi's expressions fit your distressed attitude so well.
I think all I can tell you is to enjoy any virtue you can actually perform.

So move out. If things are as awful and mentally sapping as you claim, do something about it

*whats this
Get it right bakaaaa

I'm not the memelord you are baka

morning

Master.

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Master.

/gif/ posting

HAI GROM

Master.

I always try to use the most fitting pic.
Thanks. I'll try that. I just need to identify them for that. Might take some time.

I'll try that, but it will take time. I'm in my last year of college if everything goes well. With a diploma, I should be fine and my parents will probably want me gone anyway.

What do you mean by haters ?

And what i meant was based on the assumption that you are a girl, then I remembered where I was, so maybe you should correct me first to see if it is still relevant or not.

I woke up at 7

how you doin

what the fuck

They're bullying us

They're bullying us

Why so early?

Yeah Im gonna go

Anybody knows how to get rid of the stupid [Posted...] button thing and the post not clearing?

habit

I love you

F5

What do you study?

Soto sleeps at 7am.

Be more like Soto.

But, no.

Then I wish you luck.

I didn't understand the question regardless.

Not too bad I don't think. I got delayed from work so I probably won't make rent again, but whatevs,. At least I got to sleep in a little.

Happy Sunday.

Close out of it then click a post number to reopen QR Box then manually clear out text box.

anyone here /audio/

But, no.

*shrugs* Works for me. You probably run scripts like a nerd and such though.

Yo, what the fuck is dak.

You could always just update erin's script and host it for her.

aw shit. Talk to your landlord maybe they can cut you some slack
happy Sunday

I may be able to help

not rn

Communication, with a hint of japanese. I'm bad at both sadly, and I'm not sure this mixture can lead me anywhere concrete. Another reason to be anxious.

Thank you.
And I meant that I have trouble imagining that women have sexual needs. Might be strange, but that's always an issue for me in the field of relationships, because I feel like I'd be "using" a girl rather than having a mutual experience.

Loco kill yourself

Nah, it'll only be short like $20. I'll just have to not eat for a week lol No harm no foul

Unless one is asexual, everyone has sexual needs.

a week is a long time.

It's only 7 days...

My dick is s long time.
Get off my lawn

Scoots, I like your Dick Diary skillz

yeah i'm not sure you will

say i have a two mic setup. i plug them into my mixer. i now want to get the audio from my mixer to my laptop while keeping the the mic channels separate. do i

a. spend money on a digital interface to plug the mixer in via usb
b. plug the mixer in via the headphone jack but pan one mic 100% right and the other 100% left on the mixer then split the audio on my laptop

i think b should be alright but i don't know maybe that will make me lose a bunch of quality or something. i don't want to invest in a second mic if i'm not gonna be able to use it.

:3 daddy knows best.

(dat filename)
I wish I could realize that. Instead, I feel like a rapist for only wanting an intimate relationship with a girl.

I think today is a good day for a fishtail braid^^

Go with a)

I have no idea what to say to what you're telling me.

Wanting a relationship with a girl is ALWAYS rape. Cisgender patriarchy scum

But I'm bad at computers.

CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM

grr

...

I have no idea what to answer to your lack of idea of what you could respond to me.

I KNEW IT. Well, back to my waifus I guess.

Check your priviledge, you should be honored to be in my presence; day pig.

me too thanks

I'm saying I'm just as bad at it as you are. I don't know how to get action.

I got drunk and lucky a couple weeks ago but it was a fluke but now I've got the cock-lust again and it's terrible.

Who even are you?

BIG MAN WHITEY

Wow. Last time for me was two years ago with my ex. Oddly enough, I think I miss the affection more than the sex itself. It even felt secondary compared to her presence.

o snap

I would suffer so much if I couldnt eat for a week

b will cause some pretty fucking weird dissonance/depth perception if you're using both mics at the same time. And when you're not you will have quality loss because your laptop will be forced to make up the audio on the 0% channel when you want to finalize whatever music piece you're making

you should experiment though

a is the way

me too :(

Adam sandler is so terrible

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Yeah, prior to that it was 7 or 8 years. And I totally get that. Cuddles are amazing too.

Nah, just keep your belly full with water and you'll lose like 6 pounds ;3

I feel bad that he's from my town.

Morning, sleepyhead~

Wish I could get paid for being so terrible

hey bae how are you today

Not only. She was also my first kiss, at the age of 21, and I can't really imagine it with anyone else. It was nice to feel like my life had actual meaning, knowing that I was making the difference in someone's life.

hiya

What do I watch?

holy shit your taste is disgusting

but ill die welma

ikr

mr deeds is on right now

I have a slight interest in To Love Ru. Watch it and tell me how wrong I am for wanting to watch that.

Also I swear the eyes on that pic are abnormally arousing.

Eupho

To Love Ru

Both?

Exactly why I posted that XD
Never underestimate the power of the sneaky sneaky

sneaky sneaky sir ;)

No, Just TLR

Okay Master.

I MAde a new thread please post !!!

Girls und Panzer

This and waterboy arw probabliea theonly movies of his i can stand. That and happy g

replaying metroid prime for the first time since I was like 10

fuck this nigger