Webm Thread:Early access Edition

Last webm thread is on page 13
post webms/mp4s and have :^)

Other urls found in this thread:

archive.is/JLN8b
store.steampowered.com/app/438100/VRChat/
iphon-e-8.blogspot.com/..
web.archive.org/web/20170114112712/http://web.archive.org/web/20150611133249/http:/a.pomf.se/okifqu.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Two nukes wasn't enough

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Context?

Got a source on the first webm?

previous webm thread

archive.is/JLN8b

Nope

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Have you seen the way, brothers?

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400 paywall to headpat, life is suffering.

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You don't even need to use a VR headset so it's completely free.
store.steampowered.com/app/438100/VRChat/

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I play it but you cant move your hands or crouch down to pat girls heads. Its just voyeurism at that point.

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I'm disappointed.

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I mean… to each their own but that game is total cancer. First off all, it's roleplaying and rping is always gay, especially when it's a bunch of weebs roleplaying as girls. And as if that wasn't bad enough, it's basically twitch bait.

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But you can call them faggots and then box them. If I could get VR for 200 then maybe.

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you become a part of them if you join them, even if it's just to insult them

Dare I ask what's coming out of that gun? inb4 bullets

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Garry's Mod trolling has been my bread and butter since it's multiplayer became a thing. Ever since jewtube it stopped being fun so I haven't found a game to replace it. Second life is more sad then enjoyable but VRChat is the new grounds of autism because it involves way more of a buyin therefore people give more a fuck.


Sex Lube

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Seeing that crows claw made a boattrash album makes me sad, but then again they came back with this so I can forgive and forget

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Meant to embed this, I'm honestly too lazy to turn it into a webm right now, sorry

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But there is actual griefing in gmod, in vrchat it's just a bunch of people trying to have fun. Nobody is getting angry at your "trolling", they enjoy it.

You haven't seen the guy who goes in the klan outfit and then turns himself into gore pictures? You can do lots of creepy shit in VR.

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Is this the sequel to SWAT we've all been waiting for?

you're under arrest

Never seen any of them, but the people you troll profit from it. If they happen to be recording it they can upload it to youtube for cheap clicks.

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Yes and its made by chan fags, they were in the thread when the trailer launched. We getting a school shooting situation and human trafficking done right.


It doesn't matter as long as I am having fun, you can get people really upset and watching them react with the $600 headset they bought just to move their hands is already funny in itself.


For what?

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I can webm the whole album, just give me a bit

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For calling that webm "old anime"

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Only because you have to have high system specs to run it. You can run it without VR and as far as I can tell the vast majority of players do. You can tell them apart ingame by whether their hands move and the way their head moves.

Oh no…

low quality OC coming though.

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Nice

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pubmasters did it better

Somewhat related

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The guy surpassed him with a motorcycle and he got pissed off and started shooting rockets at him.
I'm Italian and all they say doesn't add any more context.

Or you could get a 10 cardboard phone vr box

10 dollar*

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It's like roasting japs in Rising storm

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Is that Italian? Why is the filename a Metal Gear joke instead of a Mario Kart joke?

Why does 8/v/ like this stupid bitch so much?

What song is this?

Kek'd with gusto.

stupid bitches are my fetish

Why do this? Why later distribute it?

pretty sure it's just (1) guy

He's not. He's filming the retards likely committing a crime as well. Either way this is peperoni land. I doubt the police give enough of a shit.

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Why is this such low quality? I swear I've seen a higher res one posted here before.

Who is this?

because it's funny you joyless faggot

Nigger

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song?

Is this a real AI or some jap sho larps? Noticed a YouTube channel to so not sure

Looks like facerig-esque shit

Japan made virtual pop stars, so of course they're making virtual e-celebs, now.
She's cute, but she's shit at video games.

Please tell me the game itself is great, the OST is fucking fantastic.

My 7th grade animation teacher showed me this on a vhs, where did you get this?

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ASKED FOR THIS LAST THREAD, HERE IT IS
fuck yes thankyou, have this.

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those napalms weren't enough

Do such people lack any capacity for learning and altering course? We saw this sort of pattern of behavior during the Hillary Clinton campaign where they'd repeat the same reactions and the same tactics long after it was obvious that it wasn't giving them their desired outcome.

I'm man, got get in this action, sounds fun, is this the one that vibrates when you make a donation?

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just going on a leap here, but isn't it possible the motorcycle guys were trying to rob him
seemed like the back guy was holding something, why the hell would they do that otherwise
all I could me off the dialog

that reddit guy from a while back decided to stay

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Got any more like that?

The 2nd webm

Have you considered that they may be doing it on purpose to get such an outcome? Sometimes spite is a heavier motivator than a simple request.

If that's the case (which it surely isn't all the time) the question becomes, why do they want such an outcome, do they really want to see anime images or are they simply trying to cause chaos and disrupt something? who cares

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That and the one already linked to you are the only ones I know of, sry mate

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1. You’re fucking retarded.
2. Kill yourself.
3. Jim’s not THAT efficient yet.

Sup other mad user hows it been?

Hey there senpai, it's been a while. I spent most of the year away from here so it's good finding some material I didn't have before being reposted. How is everything on your end? Have you been gathering more MADs?

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sorry for being late.

Shits been good on my end, I have a comp now and I also have gotten in the groove of downloading shit on nicovideo which there is quite a large amount of otoMADs more than I expected that is.

Not a single post in that thread is me

I guess all overwatch posts are one guy now

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Pay no attention to said posters; They suck-up to Mark for "Moral Posturing" i.e. brown-nosing. Love your OCs, keep at it.

Is this meant to be impressive?

That's great. Downloading from nicovideo directly should let you get even more MADs without filters. I'll be hanging around these threads a lot more often for now, so I'll be seeing you. Goodnight and keep collecting those MADs, I'll be sure to save any I find here at least

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remove yourself

Night man

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Am I the only one that hates this style of MAD? They sound like shit.

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Yea na it's still garbage. You can keep posting but it's not like there's any reason you should.

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I pretty much have no opinion on this to be completely honest I pretty much like either as long as it doesn't break the original rhythm.

I like both styles of MAD, it is nice to vary between the two. I dare say there are no MADs out there I really dislike (unless they are done poorly) in terms of style, as long as it syncs

Apathy is death, faux-on.

I consider it to be the absolute lowest effort form of MAD available.

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Wow, that was amazing. I think my favorite part was when he held down the fire button and the gun did all the aiming for him, that was epic XD! Here's your upvote, good sir!

Make this a better place and use the filter function.

i dont know why he keeps posting this crap. i literally just started browsing through this thread and every one of these webm's just comes across as boring, milquetoast, TF2 diarrhea. Why anyone would willingly play this game is beyond me, and I don't want to understand.

haha, he said the funny one liner when he noscoped those skrubs :D

This one?

Mark bought the game what the fuck are you on about? OW webms are boring to watch. Even in the gameplay webm threads. Get over it.

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wew

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My favorite part is around 12 seconds in when the game's visuals and audio becomes an absolute cacophony of sirens and graphics rewarding you for being such a good boy and holding down the fire button real well. I love it when my games flood me with constant positive reinforcement for that dopamine fix.

Whatever you say, fellow regular. :^3

cry about it, gay boy

I know rite, these Holla Forums hipsters just don't get it :D

lol I like the funny meme ones but the one where he just shoots is also cool :D post more

Just because everyone else is? Nah.

ignoring shit just encourages it to grow. Bully when necassary.

You'll never be happy will you?

They're just uninteresting and he's posting so many of them

This couldn't be further from the truth, especially on imageboards and especially when dealing with attention seekers.

I'm just trying to have fun user, I'm amazed people are getting so buttmad over video game webms in a webm thread on Holla Forums

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You had one job. :^)

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YOU BETTER STOP THAT

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Exactly. And had we not shunned this shit harder sooner then we wouldn't have people actually defending this shit. You know just as well as I do autists are persistent. That's why we still have 4am threads.


So you're to new to have browsed the original OW threads I take it? You're catering to reddit here newfag. Keep posting but you'll never not catch shit for it.

I clearly remember leaving 4chan to avoid that shit

That's the one thanks.

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There's also and the thread where many of other posters in it publicly outed themselves as reddit which you wouldn't know because you havn't been here long. Face it, you're posting reddit cancer.
Yea 2 weeks ago clearly. Stay mad fags.

Either you misread what I posted or you're contradicting yourself in words and actions.

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Oh boy, some more /soc/ circlejerking and e-shittery, coupled with shitty devs who underpower mean redmans because they're too busy transplanting dicks on everything VS owns. Too bad about the comfy stuff, never again.

If faggots are looking for attention they already have it from people who also like Ovrewatch. They're not going to leave just because they're in the minority or because they're left alone.

Nice SJW logic you got going on there son

I never thought of it that way.

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buzzwords?

Hi, newfag.

Didn't even allude to this. People who enjoy Overwatch are factually more likely to be from reddit because they explicitly out themselves as such often. You have such a little argument you're making out of of thin air. You're either shitposting or desperate at this point and with how boring and unemployable your webms are it's actually harder to tell. This is like if I took 600 webms of PuBG and posted every on and screeched when people told me to stop. Again, you can keep posting the webms, just realize you have no argument when people tell you to fuck off.

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I don't speak burrito

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Attention seekers are going to get what they want here either way because people allow it. We have dedicated generals of varying cancer because of this shit. Seriously lurk more faggot.

Nice digits.

I dunno what games to post, no matter what vidya is posted is making some user angry

And here I am without a jet pack to fuel

You've already outed yourself as an OW fag. Your opinions and posts were invalidated by many people a long time ago. Besides that all your shit's been posted already for a while now.

That makes no sense whatsoever, that's not how imageboards work, it's not like they get some kind of upvote or some shit. Notice the visible attention towards the good content in this thread vs the bad, which has the majority?

Stop prioritizing bad things you mongoloid. The irony in telling someone to lurk more while you're posting rampantly about shit that's been known for over a decade.Don't give online attention seekers attention if you want them to stop, ignore and hide it's built into these sites now for a reason, the community has learned that lesson.

I am going to take my own advice, you wouldn't have posted all this inane crap, shitting up the thread had I ignore you in the first place. And neither would I. When you reply to bad things, everyone loses. Post the content you like and shut the hell up.

nice try, but bullying will not stop.

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ignore those, people will always bitch about games. And when you ask them to name a good game they will not respond because they know that the games they like are easy to criticise too.

Can I get the list of pre-approved games that I can post?

How pissy everyone is being I imagine it's only two or three games

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non-videogame video with no audio and a total filesize under 4 megabytes.

I wouldn't preach to people who know what they're talking about here
What makes you think they need one. All some faggot needs on this board is 1 retard willing to say their content is good.
Then you should already know what fucking happens when you ignore this shit faggot. Remember why mark originally banned the 4am threads to begin with? It was exactly because of this shit. People just ignored the namefags and they suddenly thought it was ok to post on other generals.
And it's never helped anybody. I can advocate your least favorite game all I want if you're there to filter me. And if I do it enough people are definitely going to start agreeing with it after a while.
You sure you're not fucking new? You sure are saying pretty retarded shit here.
And when you don't remain vigilant your site goes the way of 4chan.
I can do both faggot. Stay mad.

Better yet get some better taste, then post.

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Don't forget 13.7MB 10 second show clips

did you post this for pewdiepie to find?

But user, I'm asking you for your taste

Tell me what good games I should post

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How about you quit being a beta orbiter and post what you want? I already said if you want to post Overwatch then go for it. Just expect people to (correctly) call you retarded.

"EW OW EW EW FUCK OW EW LE REDDIT EW FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED"

"Ok then, give me a list of good games to post"

"STOP BEING BETA AND THINK FOR YOURSELF POST WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU'RE RETARDED"

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lo

You're so out of any argument here all you can bitch about is how much you don't like me. Seriously man fuck off to halfchan, you obviously should have never left.

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Have some porn I found while I cleaned my downloads folder.

Thanks for the info

Same.

Normally I'd be a bit rustled but this got a chuckle out of me.

Is that fucking Miller?

There's nothing wrong with Ranma porn user.

At least the quality of bullying has improved. I recall these shooting-a-phone videos being lower resolution + now there are more variants.

The filename Someone had to stop her.webm reminds me that Breaking Bad clip.

Usually just play the game and don't talk about it because can't talk about overwatch on Holla Forums.
But I'll post something that is at least more interesting that a guy swinging a hammer.

What animes are these?

ShindoL I think

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you arent even trying to hide it at this point

How has no one commented that shaggy knows aikido?

Think I could get a link to that album?

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the original one was low res, searched the original on yt and recreated those.

Fuck, I knew all of the retards saying "the chans" instead of imageboards recently were fucking reddit.
Can't these people go anywhere else?

they could go to cuckchan, but apparently it's gotten so bad that even they don't want to go there.

iphon-e-8.blogspot.com/..

i aint clicking on that shit

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But that's what you just posted? Is this satire? Also shit taste detected.

ok off topic a bit but do you know the source of all those pic, are those from 8/v/?

But none of those kills were impressive though. One of those first kills was shooting a Mercy literally just standing still.

Cute!

Wish you two fuckers a good new year, full of new and exciting MADs.

the fuck does MAD mean? Massive Autistic Disco?

It's not bad. I definitely don't think it's worth the current going price on Steam or GOG but definitely worth a pirate if you like your shmups.

Have another gem from the OST.

Close. The name was a homage to one of the first mash-up/re-mix cassette tapes released by a bunch of Japanese students at Osaka university in the 80s. The tape itself was called "Kichigai Tape" or "Tape of Madness"; so yes, basically a Massive Autistic Disco.

nice

i'm looking for a webm, not /v related but I need to show it to a friend of mine. it was a guy talking about transhumanism saying that we are but a vessel for electronic organisms, basically saying that our value as a species is obsolete in the long term. it is scary and showing of the futurists agenda… can't remember more details sorry, can anyone help?

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What the fuck is with the chewing sound?

w e w
I'm going to repost this as often as possible.

What's game is that third webm?

He still posts in /agdg/ unfortunately.

Maybe when the Nazis take over we can petition them to toss everyone with a reddit account into the gas chambers.

I don't know, I think I got the webm from an agdg thread in 2015, so it was probably just a goof.


kek

how is this shit not gay?

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That's an edit, right?

What song is that? Sounds familiar but can't remember it.

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That's a stable atmosphere. Helium is inert and hydrogen is only going to ignite in the presence of elemental oxygen (or even heavier oxidizers) which doesn't exist stably on planets without some damn good reason, like photosynthetic organisms. Even if it did, it would be physically separated, on the basis of density, from the H2 by the inerting He and would be beyond the flammable limits during meander. What's more, neither H2 nor Helium are trapped by planets with earth-like gravity. Furthermore, expecting an entire atmosphere to be in a chemically unstable state is absurd, mere space dust would upset that.

of course LotGH is not a remotely realistic anime, scientifically, politically, militaristically, or otherwise, but it's really hard to suspend disbelief at points like this

IOSYS - Bad Apple

web.archive.org/web/20170114112712/http://web.archive.org/web/20150611133249/http:/a.pomf.se/okifqu.html

Might as well take it to its PC-98 Roots.

PC-98 version is good I just like the transparent effects on that webm.

Use your head a bit. It's obviously a gas giant, not a terrestrial planet. Furthermore, I'm pretty sure Yang was using the term "match" metaphorically and not referring to the literal combustibility of the atmosphere, but rather the potential for fusion reactions. Hence why they fire a nuclear fusion missile and not, say, a laser or a conventional explosive.

Now whether or not it's feasible to cause a large scale fusion reaction like that in a gas giant's atmosphere is something I can't speak on with certainty. If you're going to be an armchair physicist, THAT'S where you should start.

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Is what an edit? Editing was involved.

I thought it was an unconvincing edit. Your question is surely rhetorical. Kizuna would only say jap maymays, if any. The question was real, but she's obviously not quoting the plane scene.

You wouldn't happen to have the others in this midi series webm'ed would you?

The vr community

So much for everyone forgetting about it

that was so fucking rad, was that a sub18 clubs? I really wonder what might have been the original music

We will never forget this moment :')

Who the fuck is that?

I don't think you are legally allowed to drive in the left lane as a truck.

tfw even this weebshit is too old for young weebs to know about
that alpha effect is kinda weird tbh too

good feeling when you find your encode posted again

guess it was true

My assumptions were far too charitable if that's the case. The writer is probably just retarded, though I haven't read the books. Bear in mind that this is 80s level 'science' though, and some very retarded ideas on fusion abounded in even academic literature, to say nothing of scifi novels like LotGH.

As for whether such a reaction makes sense, no, it doesn't, even if the "planet" (it would really be a star if it met such conditions, and would appear with similar luminosity) were some brown dwarf with primordial-tier deuterium abundance. Then it becomes an even bigger mystery why helium is mentioned at all, as it would further suppress the desired reaction. Even swapping in literal and non-literal interpretations for every single term couldn't even save this scene and it's much more plausible to think that the writer just didn't understand how improbable a flammable atmosphere is.

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