Kojima teasing a plugsuit girl for death stranding

Yeah, how could they shit on hollyjew lower?!

Porn when?

Like clockwork.

anime is not an artform though.

Neither is video games. :^)

of course, but anime will never be considered an artform, videogame atleast has something going for it. atleast the shitty engines that allows drawfags to do stupid shit on there.

Everyone knows in Death Stranding that all females have become extinct and all the men have left are pure 2D waifus, while in order to procreate, they created artificial external wombs.

all me

You know, I'm imagining this, and it could actually be a really good idea if it was done right.

Let's be honest, only artfags give a shit about anything being an "artform". Let's not forget that art is subjective at the end of the day so the entire argument is moot. Besides,

So, it's LISA ripoff?

I miss the days when Kojima threads weren't bombarded with newfags, shills, shitposters, and Holla Forumstards.
The older I get, the worse Holla Forums is.

Neat.

so like Grape they'll die?
R.I.P Grape-Kun

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It's shit.

fucking hypocrite

Kojimbo praise Star Wars episode 8 for strong female heroines

No Grape died naturally, not of respiration or of a broken heart but peacefully, Hululu gave Grape a peaceful end to his hard life

Indeed, can't wait for that thing that fall from the sky is revealed as a female alien invasion with tentacle monsters.

No, if you saw Norman Reedus, Guillermo Del Taco, and Hannibal Lector, they all have either have an umbilical cord or an external womb and baby inside. Reedus is feeling that phantom pain of losing his kid, didn't you see him hugging his stillborn child while falling naked in the sky while having a c-sec scar in the first teasers? can't be LISA if the men can find a way to still procreate.

Where is the gameplay, Hackjima?

I still find it funny that an animal can prefer 2d to their own species.

You do know Grape's story right, that his wife abandoned him and unlike usual cases in Pengiun society when Adultary is bad she was accepted for cheating on Grape, while Grape became an outcast
Grape's only biological kid also took his adopted mother as a wife, also worth noting that Grape had his kid taken almost as soon as it was born to another zoo

You do realize by that logic LISA is a Children of Men ripoff, right?

No seriously, where is the fucking gameplay?
It's been almost three years now and all we got were three trailers.
Not even the people involved know what the game is fucking about?

No it hasn't, it's been 1 year

Yeah, that's why I felt a cathartic sense of happiness when hearing this news. Grape had a hard life.

At least Grape died having a true waifu lover that loved him back
I mean how many people can say that the VA of their waifu adores them

Why does he always go between being a sexy demon and an ugly mook?

Shill your tranny game somewhere else.

Kojima IS a kike, you fucking faggot. He's an even worse George Lucas: the kind that is so goddamn autistic he needs others to filter his ideas into something palatable for people, but unlike Georgie, he ain't regrettin' doin' HollyJew at all. Chink wanted to make movies his entire life, and now he finally, sort of, can.

In short, kill yourself

Will Holla Forums ever get tired of circlejerking over Kojima?

Will you ever get tired of not reading?

Proper lighting and angles do a lot for appearances.
People look better when a picture is taken from a equal or slightly elevated angle.

You are wrong.

This is enough to prove that the game is total bullshit. Devs have been promising this since Ocarina of Time and none have delivered.

Somehow I get the feeling that we'll get monkey paw'd and this will be the one game that actually ends up pulling off this feature.

I would be all my shekels that the death feature is just "You died and now you can move the blocks in the spirit world to solve the puzzle to move ahead."

I kinda expect it with Kojima, he's known for going into austismal levels of detail in his games.

Kojima did not make MGS games.
Educate yourself, kid.

No

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Someone needs to make a Kazuhira Miller edit out of it. I tried once but fucked up

This is what Kojima wants, you fools, he wants you to lose your shit over every piece of shit he shows up with. Regardless if you love him or hate him, you truly are obsessed with him.

Holy shit, that's the fucking greatest thing I've ever seen. This place is great.

You are trying WAY too hard.

I am not.
I'm done with him after he revealed himself to be a communist.

Then stop posting on this garbage thread.

Here's your (You), faggot.
Now get the fuck out.

No.
It is my duty to warn other, unsuspecting anons of the danger.

Gamergate tried that and it didn't work, did it?

Pls Jack Thomspson.

Sure thing Kojimbodrone.

Hmm. I guess you're right user and I shouldn't trust what I'm seeing with my own eyes.

Do you also think Inafune made Megaman?

Do not post again for two years.

Kojima asslicker detected.
Yiy don't deserve to post here.

Who made it then?

Fukushima. Sit down and educate yourself.

Gee, that phrase sounds a bit familiar.
I wonder where I've heard it before.
You're right about Kojima taking credit for Fukushima's work, though.

Fukushima, please. Take your mewling elsewhere.

Considering he said himself he didn't create Mega Man, I'd find it hard to believe he created Mega Man, you might find you'd be able to sell the concept of him creating Megaman to me though, whatever that is.

Straight out of the Big Bang Theory script. Back to reddit with you.

Says the tumblr user. :^)

Is it? I wouldn't know. I presume I'd have to watch the show to know such a thing.
Perhaps you should be going back to reddit yourself?

But where do the plugs go?

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Its actually Rockman.

She has an absurdly large head in relation to body size

NO, NO
NO!!
It's Rokkuman!!

Huh, good point.

Where?

An article from year ago. There will be women in death stranding.

The way that article is worded is meant to imply it's a bad thing he's doing by having sexy characters. Talk about biased.

Give it four to five years and his westaboo-ism will have lead to him having chopped his dick off and dyed his hair purple trying to get brownie points with hollywood.

Design seems like low tier westernized trash.

you won't fool me again, skinwalker

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So what does her full suit look like? Is it a space suit? Also since it has girls I'm sold!

There was one. Eliminator カエデさん

Hideo Kojima is low tier western trash.

*Translators Note: Deep means Pretentious

He'll be gay at best, which will be good for me because I want to see how tight and warm his butthole is.

The mutants don't rape you, unfortunately. They just kill you.

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yea ok, you missed the point of his post pal. there is a conflict of interest, you can't get hollywood stars in your media without smoking the PC pole.

are you seriously denying that Jews run Hollywood when it's been covered in mainstream magazines? it is basically common knowledge, you don't even have to be an "antisemite" to understand this

Is the game fappable?

Who will put a stop to this?

Kill yourself cuck apologist.

Are you kidding? Bashing idols of worship IS what Holla Forums needs! Fuck off back to cuckchan if you want to endlessly kiss reggie's ass and say stupid shit like "BASED SHITFACE XD"

Link please, kind sir.

Do you like the stuff shown here?

** It's pretty easy to find.
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fug

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I'm convinced all the people who shit up every kojima/mgs thread only hate him because they're bad at stealth games and have too much autism to withstand cutscenes longer than a minute.

Looks promising but needs some work. Is it still being developed?

MGS barely has any stealth elements.

I love the MGS games but the more I read about Kojimbo, the more I got the feeling that he is like a Japanese Todd Howard – a figure to be paraded around and worshipped as the team did all the real work behind the scenes.
It's just a couple of faggots on Holla Forums who are trying to push this meme that the games were never good.

If they're into dwarfs maybe. Looks like amateur fanart.

The team always does the "real work." A director directs them to make something cohesive and keep the right level of quality and fulfill whatever their vision for the game is.

Kojima was only producer for Zone of the Enders. He didn't even direct or write for the games. The talent that made them is long gone.

Any chance that Death Stranding is set in MGS universe? Armor design looks very similiar.

Boy I sure do love when the game touted as a Tactical Stealth Espionage has nothing to with that, and half the game is made up of cutscences.

No because he does not own the MGS franchise. I wonder if it was in the MGS universe, Konomi or whatever can swoop in and sue and steal death stranding.

Maybe he didn't left Konami?

You are very stupid.

Sorry.

thats not a plugsuit

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Hey since you're here, I would really like to get a refund for that copy of "My Tank is Fight" I bought unaware that it had been written and endorsed by goons.
I just want my 10 bux back, you of all people should be able to sympathize, right? Help me out here

Nigga, what about feminine mechs instead?

>>>/reddit/
>>>/tumblr/

Holy shit, commit suicide you autistic child.

Why does she only have one leg tho?

You can have both.

What is a plugsuit?

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The US election was hacked you fucking retard, Israel was scared Hillary would of had some sort of health Issue that'd make her attack them so they hacked the election to make Trump win

Still don't understand. A bodysuit with screws?

A bodysuit that interfaces with a mech. OP's pic is bodyarmor at best.

It's "tactical espionage action." Stealth has always been optional and you are projecting. Why else would the game have a slew of ending titles for non stealth runs.

my dick gets too frightened before i can get to that part

this game looks like shit tbh

Why do people judge unfinished products as if they are finished triple a games?

The nigger is charging money for it, and that's not an excuse. Que that "it's just a beta" image.

Dios mío!

I'd rather use her tits.

The mustache tattoo

oh fug, cue.

Won't that vertical strap do nothing besides give her a camel toe and fuck up her pussy? Most if not all rock climbing straps, parachute straps have 2 strips that go to the sides of the groin area, not fucking one down the middle. Poor design.

its just a wave survival game. eventually you get robots who take a lot more shots to take down coming after you and those monsters holding guns and shooting back badly while rushing you

Drawfags are subversive scum no matter how they attempt to explain themselves. They should all die.

Triggered fatties get no backstory in Kojima games. You heard it here first.

I need a new Virtual On, but with just the girl characters.

I'm convinced all the autists who defend Kojimbo/MGS threads are just bad at stealth games and play MGS instead of actual/GOOD stealth games like Thief or Splinter Cell.

Maestro has yet to make a bad game. Stay salty, nu-Holla Forums.

He has yet to make anything but cutscenes.

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Okay.

Admittedly the story and everything looks really interesting and well made, but we have yet to see any actual gameplay. Unless Kojima is planning on directing a movie (maybe he should?) I can't really get hyped or anything for Death Stranding. While I admire Kojima for breaking through the barriers of story telling and his general creativity in writing fiction, perhaps if he plans to continue being a video game director he should also focus his creative energies on expanding the horizons of what video games are truly capable of–that is to say, he should focus on directing the developement of an actual fucking video game rather than a movie. It would be great if Death Stranding were to be a fun, innovative and well designed GAME that effectively used the medium rather than a very long movie with bad gameplay slapped onto it. If he can manage to make an actual good game in conjunction with the story and more "cinematic" bits I'll gladly buy the game. However, I won't buy it if it turns out to be described as "a really good story but a subpar game, it probably should have been a movie instead".

I would unironically pay to see a Hollywood film directed by Hideo Kojima, by the way. I think he'd bring something fresh, original and inspiring for a change–rather than another reboot or some cliche drivel in a franchise that's been milked to death already (such as Star Wars, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, etc). But Death Stranding is NOT a movie. If that's what he wants it to be, then he should just make it that. Otherwise, gameplay comes first because it's a video game.

tl;dr: MAKE AN ACTUAL VIDEO GAME YOU FUCKING RICE NIGGER.

What story? All the hack has shown so far is a bunch of gibberish.

wew

All you're going to get is some white hating pozz fest directed by Del Taco and with MADE BY KOJICUCK plastered all over it.

It is pretty arcane at the moment–seems to be sort of surrealist, I suppose. It looks really cool, though, even if it's unclear what it actually is going to be about and what the story will actually be.

They're not? Are you sure? I'm pretty sure they are. Also, why is Holla Forums pretending now that they've always hated Kojima? I remember before the Phantom Pain was released all of you anons were sucking his cock, saying it would be the greatest game ever (it obviously wasn't, but still, Holla Forums was blindly loyal).
Yeah yeah, and no true Scotsman wears a kilt like that, I'm sure.

I assume this is a reference to what he said about the Last Jedi. Yeah, that was fucking weird. Some old Jap dude has no business refering to an Asian in a shitty American sci-fi movie as a "minority" when he comes from a country that is almost entirely homogenous and racist as fuck and just so happens to be ASIAN. Also the Phantom Pain was a bit dumb with the whole "muh English replacing indigenous languages" thing or whatever the fuck it was on about (that whole game was a steaming pile of shit, ironically the story was probably the worst thing–the gameplay was maybe passable).

He's an Ameriboo and is just parroting what our left-leaning loonies say because he wants to seem cool. He doesn't actually understand or probably even really care about what he was saying there. Regardless, Death Stranding seems like some sort of surrealist thing and I assume it will be entirely apolitical. Metal Gear has always had political overtones, though, but I assume Death Stranding will be different.

I'm not defending the guy or his upcoming game (see: Movie), I'm just trying to be fair in my assessment of his track record and I will give Death Stranding an honest chance and wait to see what comes of it.

It looks better than Cawadoody or Gays of War.

MGS1 - 3 was co-written by a guy named Tomokazu Fukushima, who mysteriously vanished. The same dude wrote Ghost Babel solo, which is actually very positively received by people writing-wise despite being a non-canon spinoff.

MGS4, PW, and V were all handled mostly by Kojima, with some goons like Etsu Tamari who thinks zombies are cool. 4, PW, and V are all fucking pants on head retarded when it comes to story, message, and meta commentary. It's no coincidence that Kojima literally pulled a George Lucas prequel trilogy of his own after Fukushima, his very own Gary Kurtz, completely vanished from the face of the earth. (Probably whacked by some yakuza or something)

Because it's designed by Yoji Shinkawa, you dip.

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Fuck off, all you elitist kids eventually level up to SJWs once you realize real recognition comes from politics and not just attention whoring.
MGS4 taught us about private military companies running the war economy and predicted the bush years. Peace Walker has all the memorable coldman theories about mutually destructive deterrence being impossible, because of the human element. And the Phantom Pain's war of languages is a litmus test to separate actual thinking people from meme kids who actually believed the whole point of MGS was psycho mantis' tricks.

Talking about game theory is the mark of the millennial, all of you shitters have so absorbed years of clickbait that you actually came to believe there's a right formula to do game design. Just like in school.
Playing stealth is to be learned the hard way, you typically have to drag your ass horrifically through your first game to really get it. Metal Gear Solid was that first game for many, hence why they barely realize its subtleties.

Faggot, that's heavy armor, not sexualized glossy scifi rubber.

In what way?

Is there something like this but with traps?

He's just jealous he can't draw.

and?

Cuckchan rapefugees strike again.

Some of the best tits I've ever seen tbh

the cuckchan smell is coming from your area

wewlads

I hate this board a little more every day.

You know as well as I do that he's going to pull the plug on death stranding once it comes out that his brother/sister/mother/father/whatever has been kidnapped by the Yakuza for daring to sidestep big daddy Konami's blacklisting.

p0rn when?

Good. Leave.

Fuck Konami. How do theu still exist?

You are the problem.

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Yu-Gi-Oh

Kojima doesn't, why should I?

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Because “finished triple A games” are complete and utter fucking shit? Because you have no idea what you’re saying? Because the game IS in fact shit?

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That's from Kojima's Twitter you fucktard.

Proof?

and yet you don't post it

That's pretty much just Raiden as a gril.

Great right? Just lurk for a year or two and you can stay.

That's not exactly an accomplishment.

how do you beat this game

ftfy

Just end this.

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Im not even sure what is ironic shitposting at this point

You say that as if they've changed at all.

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You misread my post. I'm saying that there's always been people here that hate Kojima and he's an idiot for thinking otherwise.

in glorious technicolour for ya

I just want people to stop sucking kojima cock.

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Wait a damn second. Did mods seriously spoiler this? I swear this wasn't spoilered when the thread went up.
I hope my memory is just faulty since otherwise the board's been comprimised.

Lewds have always been on a spoiler only policy unless it's a shill thread.

:^)

he said survival horror not mediocre rpg maker shite by a cuck

If you ever call them out on being 100% spergs they'll just double down and sperg out harder.

It's just the hot new meme thing to be butthurt about user, it happens. We aren't allowed to like anything here once the screaming hordes of shitposters show up to desperately virtue signal to their fellow anons about how, no, they truly have the best taste because Series X was always shit. I always knew it was shit, which means I'm smart. Do I fit in yet?

I've seen faggots unironically posting Razorfist in MGS threads lately, that should give you some indication of the kind of dipshits you're dealing with.

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Your daily reminder to never trust Cuckanese translations of Japanese video games.

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