Goldstein embarked on a quest to find a land ripe with skekels a few months ago. His hopes are to start a real estate empire and rake in the skekels with high rent for all the goyim.
He has brought with him 777 shekels, and 832 shekels worth of goods to sell in the markets of Solitude.
check inventory
check dubs
Attempt to jew the chief merchants of the city with said shekels in some way
Dubs demand you murder the first redguard you see
hire stronger goyim to kill off the competition
Goldstein decides to assess his inventory.
did you install lovers lab
Yes.
corner the iron market and sell to all three sides
What are you doing my fellow chosen of G*d?
What are the essential skyrim mods?
go around looking for shekels to steal liberate
THE (((CHOSEN))) ARRIVES
100 barter, shekels focus only, Israel destination
The one that uninstalls the game 30 minutes after you open it because thats what you'll do anyway after spending 20 hours getting all your mods working together.
The eternal juden continuing to parasitically enjoy the spoils of his host nation I see.
go to the nearest bandit den and steal their stuff.
That's discouraging.
Attempt to sell weapons to Empire, Stormcloak, and Thalmor at the same time.
Be sure to disguise yourself as necessary.
Goldstein encountered a seaside merchant to which he sold off his items of value to increase his shekel count. He decides to set forth into Solitude to find opportunities to acquire more. He now has 1045 shekels.
level up pickpocket
It seems Solitude has exactly the high property value Goldstein expected. But oy vey, these prices! How is an honest merchant ever to create an honest real estate business like this with the goyim asking such outrageous prices? There must be someway to outmaneuver the goyim…
and speech
Steal the deed and claim it as your own. It's the only way.
Once this business is yours, be sure to call it the Hall of Cost
Depends if you want to play a better RPG, a better RPG that's sexier, or a porn game
Buy a crate of skooma to get a nord girl addicted and start pimping her out for quick cash.
go to the castle and acquire wealth there
The first two.
Goldstein, go and Jew a daedric god out its eternal shekels.
Please buy my Curry and Peach tins!
The castle might be a good place to find shekels, the Jews have always been rather successful in places of power.
Spray orcish graffiti all over it to drop the price.
convince the monarch that you are they're greatest ally
Use propaganda to get all the young nord girls to wan to get impregnated by redgaurds.
Sneak into the Pelagius wing and loot the first couple of rooms.
Get the countess mage to bite you.
Stupid goyim just leave their shekels laying around, and they don't even guard their valuables. Finders keepers.
You also managed to find a potion of haggling, G*d's chosen always win.
Her eyes did seem to glow, and she sleeps in the Jarl's bed. Vampire lesbians - you'll keep that in mind when you start taking over Skyrim's book industry.