Zeldathon

There's so much wrong in this single picture that I can't fucking breath.

Is that Sam Hyde on the right?

They were doing some sort of "race across the room" competition but they keep changing the rules mid-race and now I'm not even sure what the fuck they're doing anymore.

Legitimately surprised there isn't a thread about these dubs already

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nice

it's trash for that alone

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Index a 2 is not dubs you stupid little shit.

There's a lot more to this spergfest than just the speedrunning you double homo.

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I don't think such freaks deserve any attention, not even negative.

HO HO HO

we fedora now boys

The girl in the background. Why do they always have that bulbous pickled-nose, face like they have something shoved up their ass, sausage arms, boycut, motherfucking Buddy Holly glasses, and that recessive dopey ugly chick look?

These are the people that are going to be murdered when society collapses.

What girl?

That's a girl?

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Manbun is trying to be the referee of a wrestling match or something.

I accidentally got into their page for 30 seconds yesterday and they were playing in a ballpit, the stream space dedicated to the game was so small it took me a while to find it, and I couldn't even tell at a glance what Zelda it was because it was paused and they weren't even playing.
I got the fuck out of there.

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Jesus, you weren't kidding OP. This just ruined Fist of the North Star for me.

no thanks

Ever wonder what it would be like if a bunch of cucks, soyboys, numales, and dyed-hair thots played Jenga?

It's happening right now

Second post best post.

I had a suspicion soyboy was niggerspeak, but thanks for confirming it.

Why are they doing this shit if its supposed to be about zelda?

I bet you anything giant Jenga blocks became a thing for fatties who lack the fingers to play traditional sized Jenga. Jenga at Every Size.

No, here's the jenga for fatties.

Rather than this freak show can we get some good streams to watch?

Just cozy shit which you can put on while you do some mmo grinding or whatever.

Looks like he caught something hanging around there, like some sort of flu.

Go on audiobook bay tracker and download some cozy audiobooks instead.

Sounds even more autistic than the GDQs. I'll wait for webms. I don't want to support them by giving them my view.

The GDQ crowd are circle jerking RTA in Japan right now.

A 6 fucking hour of a JRPG is currently streaming. Yesterday they refered to Cosmo as a woman ffs.

Missing part of an audio book spoils it. Need something you can walk away from.

why is this blatant eceleb shilling allowed, fuck off to reddit

looks like a good soycialist meetup

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disgusting

It isn't, its a term which came about as a response to the Obamacare pyjama-man adverts.

They're doing weird gay shit again.

They're triggered by shit they don't even know the source of, don't touch the faggot they may have open sores.

The guy in the Squirtle beanie. The guy who looks like he is gripping an invisible cock hes about to sick. This fucking guy right here.

This guy is King Lowcow. Every single time he opens his mouth - I swear, EVERY fucking time - he's cringy as fuck. He's single-handedly supplying half the cringe of the entire marathon. Whenever he speaks, I can see the rest of the people on the couch getting visibly uncomfortable, trying their hardest to hide their own cringe from the camera. I think he has actual, real, genuine autism.

The game is just an excuse for them to expose their disgusting behavior to the world. It's like a road accident, there's a morbid curiosity to see how low these late 20's early 30's y/o people can go.

I would pay to see them fight to the death against each other. As always, the Romans were wise and knew how to keep a crowd entertained, just gather a bunch of mercenary degenerates and cucks and have them kill each other for the fun of honest citizens.

I'm pretty sure, given the cheek markings, that the hat is based on Kirby.

Oh man, I remember this gay-ass bullshit from last year. Whenever the player reaches a hard part of the game, they hide under a blanket and demand total silence so they can concentrate

This is beyond "that kid" levels of "who the fuck even does that kind of shit?"

Latest on CNN: God Gamer gets infinity dubs.
Watch this video about his quest for dubs.
hooktube.com/watch?v=NI2Aeh5shFE

Fucking weirdos

Someone want to go to this and piss in the ball pit?

Is this part of the stream? Man I need to watch this.

I remember this, it was awful last time

I feel like it's Zeldathon 4 times a year now.

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They had this thing where they performed a live-action version of a Smash Bros match, except both players could only use Peach's butt attack, so two thots slammed their asses against each other while shouting "HA-CHA!"

One was a beanpole and the other was a whale, I almost feel bad for the girl who was subjected to repeated ass-slams from a fattie

If you hate it so much, why do you give it attention?

You know those fags like Christian Weston Chandler?

People who are such trainwrecks, you have to check up on them every few months just to watch the dumpster fire get worse?

This is like that.

Yeah but you're giving them the success they want by feeding them attention. There's a million lolcow shitfests out there that would sell their soul to be ridiculed if it meant the whole internet was watching.

I keep thinking that's an Agressive Retsuko head from the thumbnail.

What else would you expect from a bunch of (((hipster cancer))) who don't actually like video games? They're "nerds" because it's "trendy". They don't have a shred of genuine interest in anything they do, except for homoerotic wrestling and flailing around in ball pits intended for children.

I wish Aggressive Retsuko would go back to angry rhyming instead of bursts of anger that they've been doing for several episodes.

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Haha seriously?

How did it came to this? How did I became the Chad of the internet? I'm a lot better socially adjusted than these people, even if they somehow amassed a community for themselves, for in every other measure they are the awkward bottom of the hierarchy betas. Like the stereotypical nerd in the 80/90s

Normalcy has been perverted so hard these past 20ish years that being a dweeb faggot who plays DnD puts you in the ninetieth percentile when it comes to social awareness. It's like they made retardation fashionable or something.

Nothing changed. Any one who spent any time around nerd circles know there is a tier system. There's functional people, semi functional, non-functional and then freak show. The freak shows generally were rare, you would have 1 or 2 of them and a semi functional would act as a retard wrangler to keep them in line. Now we have the internet and easy access to cameras.

Internet allowed the freaks to link up with each others and easy access to live broadcasting allowed them to make their own TV shows. This meant they were no longer being controlled by a semi functional and you got to witness their full fucked up nature unfiltered. Jerry springer doesn't have shit on these people and we all knew it when we encountered them. Now they have a massed together to form an uber retard and they're going to broadcast until one of them dies.

[spoiler]And this is why when you're a semi functional you feel ashamed of broadcasting your hobbies. THESE people are what people think of you as[/spoiler[

What's the point of watching these things
What's the point of having autists doing shit on the side that have nothing to do with zelda
Why isnt the actual gameplay taking up most of the screen, instead of the autists doing random pointless shit.
Is this stream just attention whoring under the guise of a zelda marathon

Schadenfreude

You must be new to the internet.

They're attention seeking retards who think this is a good idea.

Nu-males aren't human, op. Better watch your back around them.

What made her so jocund?

I'm a Chad compared to these losers

The way I look at these losers is the way that normies look at me

Sam Hyde has arrived to kill these circus freaks

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They're at it again

Feels good.

At least you're not anthony burch.

They're much chiller than you'd think

I legitimately want an expert in psychology to sit down with me and give me a thorough explanation of why people engage in behavior that seems to be designed entirely around getting other people to notice them. Maybe I'm just too autistic but I've never understood people who crave attention like this and it seems to be pretty widespread.

They replaced the runners with a puppet show and for a brief period of time it was actually better

Ever hear of "Narcissa Wright"?

Transgender "woman" who streams his self-destruction live on Twitch every day. Making weird faces and hissing noises for several minutes, shaving body on cam, doing weird workout routines with 1-pound weights, showing off empty bottles of prescription medicine, shutting off all hair on stream, making out with another tranny on stream, crying on stream, calling a suicide hotline on stream etc.

It's been theorized that this trainwreck garbage fire of a human being has a fetish for humiliating himself. Like, making himself look like a fool live on camera is how he gets off. Nothing makes him more happy than self-destructing for everyone to see. It gets him high. If I had to compare it to something, I'd call it masochism.

Some lolcows are just too retarded to realize they're acting like dumbasses, but Narcissa might actually enjoy it and get off from acting like a dumbass on camera. Not because it's "attention" but because he loves the feeling of shaming himself and seeing his reputation go further down the drain. Actual masochism.

I guess we've finally gone full circle.

Isn't that only half a circle?

The existence of it doesn't bother me nearly as much as the knowledge that if you were to criticize it, an armade of fans would show up to defend it.

>expert in (((psychology)))

They'd tell you these freaks are perfectly normal and then encourage you to get hormone replacement therapy to become the woman you always have been deep down inside.

I wanna fug that.

ADD. I'd guess they were neglected as a child and carve what they never had, add to it society making it ok to act like a baby and you have those faggots.

A new set of spergs has arrived

You need to watch the right psychologists

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I was just banned for asking a valid question about the man in blue.

were you "How many bukkake films have you been in, blueberry?"

When he says he can fit a dozen cocks in his mouth is it a literal dozen or a baker's dozen?

Mine can't top that sadly. I didn't expect to be banned so fast though. Jesus what a train wreck this "event" is.

So will the zelda speedrun tranny be there and if so how to trigger his suicide?

Now I finally understand Chad.

That creature on the right encapsulates everything wrong with cuckoldry. Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution of humanity all to come down to this embarrassment to manchild. What would you do Holla Forums if your son turned out like that?

It really does disgust me and yet, I don't see these kinds of people on the street, only online. Maybe it's because I'm not in America. Oh well, at least its for charity.

It depends on where you live. In rural parts of America neon haired dipshits like that are rare because it isn't socially acceptable and you probably would get the shit kicked out of you. In places like Portland, San Fran etc. you can't swing a vinyl record without smacking one of them in the face.

A blindfold run where the guy next to him is telling him where to go. Can we gas these faggots already Jesus Christ.

Ironically I've seen more of them in the few months since I got here than I have in the last several years in Commiefornia although it probably helps that I lived in a town that traditionally had a very large klan presence. You could count the number of niggers that lived there on both hands, and they were always in military housing.

People often like being the center of attention, because it makes them feel important and special. Some are just more desperate for attention than others.

Twitch is a cancer that must be burnt to the ground, but that will not stop the spread of this contagion it will only slow it.

That's what I was thinking. He could definitely pull off an "autistic speed runner" character if he researched a bit and gave it a try.

I don't even know what is going on anymore

Soyboy vs Notch

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Just a bunch of adults playing in a ball pit made for children

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Dashcon 2.0?

Man they employ some fast mods for this shitfest.

HAHAHAHAHA

Their version of the "Sorting Hat" from Harry Potter, touching this thing and pretending they got powers from it or some gay shit.

You don`t need to be Freud to understand what this is all about

Might as well embed it.

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The other day I was in Speedgaming and they called it a "her". When I responded with >her the chat went deadly silent. It's fucking obvious he's bat shit insane and not a woman but everyones so terrified of GDQ banning their little circle jerk that they can't get involved.

Any one who doesn't think the gay mafia exists only needs to look at this freak show and ask how the fuck that thing isn't hanging from a tree.

OH FUCK IT'S A TOUCAN! I WAS WRONG! SO SO WRONG!

I forgot I watched this shit show last year and made this for it.

I remember this from last year!

Latest cringe is that a landwhale showed up cosplaying as James Bond

Could be worse. Could be cross-dressing as Misty during a Sonic R singalong.

This is why i dont tell people im into gaming.

Doing weird gay bullshit again

Tweedlefuck and Tweedlecuck are doing a show of some sort

Well I mean…

You know your marathon is shit when you run out of things to do and just stream a dude vacuuming the room

Nu-males are some of the most human of all.

I grew up in my adolescence doing almost nothing in my free time but video games and anime by myself. I'm about as solitary and immersed in entertainment and other interests as a working adult, and yet I'm nothing like these weirdos. I can pass for normal. I don't think I can, or want to, imagine the kind of horrifying lifestyle they must need to be like this, when my lifestyle is/was a "traditional" "nerd" lifestyle.

Really makes you think

Holla Forums only cares if it makes them angry, it's not exclusive to here either. It's why the news focuses on the bad, because that's what sells.

Reported.

People like laughing at spergs. Seeing some asshole play Mario fast isn't as funny as this shit is.

Holla Forums - Video Games

You probably just got auto banned for saying Jesus.

She is cute tho

this is so bad its almost good, I mean, giving your life perspective and all, I feel a lot better about myself now…
anyway… where are the fucking webm recordings?

BEING ANTI JESUS IS CONSIDERED ANTI CHRISTIAN

At last, a reason to post this! Holy shit though, this cringe is fucking top notch. Is this ADGQ's final form?

user, kill yourself.

Yeah, please kill yourself.

Who cares, speedrunning is the most degenerate act related to videogames

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REEEE NERMIES AMIRITE XDDD

Feels good man. Get a spine and people will respect you.

Once again I have a pretty good idea that gets corrupted by socjus

Source? It's for a friend.

This is from last year, but it sums up the entire event.

I thought this level of cringe was banned by the Geneva Convention

We're only a few more years from Zelda hitting portal levels of fanbase cringe and normal fag posing aren't we? We've already been there for a little while. But it seems to have accelerated massively in the last few years.
This perter pan syndrome really has destroyed a generation hasn't it

Nintendo games in general have been poser bait for well over a decade now, though Zelda and Fire Emblem are by far the worst of the bunch in that regard. At least Pokeautists actually talk about gameplay and not pretend shit like what character wants to fuck who and which pretend story actually happened.

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Half of the speedrunners in this marathon look like the Amazing Atheist

Guy in the back actually looks somewhat normal.

Weimar

Why do so many of these people look the same? Are they the product of some secret bloodlines or was phrenology right all along

fatboy and slim

Smacking each other in the head with chopsticks is apparently more important than the speedrun

Too much estrogen in the diet

These guys actually have more well defined jaws then a lot of "gaming community" faggots. They're just really fucking fat. The girls are too far to save though it seems like.

gutenberg.net.au/ebooks02/0200251h.html

A strong jawline doesn't indicate anything except genes that would give someone a strong jawline. People can get fucked up by teratogens and estrogens in the womb as well as outside out of it. A human being can have their looks physically changed at any point in time, so it's best to look at their overall diet, behavior, lifestyle, and past events to determine (((soyboy))) or not.

it did nothing wrong.

My point is that with a good bit of effort they could potentially be redeemed, unlike many other less photogenic people. No amount of work work would ever turn Cosmo or Chrischan into something passable for instance.

Oh, but when Devolver Digital does it, it's okay…?

No.
Devolver is pure cancer and shit.

No, Devolver Digital is just as bad

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No lewding the Vita.

=Niggers==

I want to run in there with a pair of scissors and snip that manbun off.

I want to fug the blue-haired thot.

She looks diseased.

The photos on their Twitter account make the event look so pathetic

Alright user, I hope you and Snarfy Bobo have a wonderful life together. Please get a vasectomy.

This is almost cool.

Shit it got gay really quickly.

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Well this dubs thread on new years eve inspires me to at least try to get /fit/, get out of NEETdom.

People do that constantly. That's pretty much normal streaming

Is that the Sonichu guy?

Why do women, if it even is a woman, who look like this always look perpetually annoyed. Why is she even there if she looks so annoyed?

Some people, women and men, just look angry like that. I'm a dude and my completely neutral/relaxed face looks like I'm angry.

Imagine being 3DPD. Now you know why they hate everything.

Her fucking face

This is literally Jewesses and nu males.

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LTTP speedrun will be brought to you by goth thot, whale thot, and hipster thot

That ain't a woman mate..

My aunt is one of those women as well. Sometimes you just get them genetics.

meant for

Whale is definitely a man.
Goth has man shoulders and waist with no ass, but those tits look too naturally shaped to be implants, so I'm going with unfortunate woman.
The one in red is too difficult to call.

is this the rumored cuckcouch?

Anyone have that 4 panel comic with the predator camoflaging themselves among their targeted prey, the last panel being a numale ally sex predator?

Because godamn the screencap is basically that comic in 3DPDvision.

Here you go

Here you go Holla Forums.

romhacking.net/translations/3376/
This shit just got a translation finished, you should play it Holla Forums.

Thanks user.

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It is now you double nigger.

From the thumbnail I thought it was a man and after enlarging, the truth is much worse. Why? Why, even try with that body, that long hair, just why?

He just trying to see if he can make the stream suck any more.

Attempting to assemble a lego set blindfolded

The girl doing the assembling is extremely autistic, might actually grant her an advantage

They would get more donations if she did it in a bikini or something. You can't even see her tits in that baggy assed shirt.

Man, Nayru really gained some weight.

Who is that? The cunt in the blue shirt? What is she supposed to look like because she looks like she doesn't shave her puss or bathe regularly.

This is legitimately against the rules

So is being a cuckchanner, but here you are.

casuals

She only got like 5 pieces put together. Then she stood up, took off her blindfold, and everyone could see she wasn't even white.

She or "she"?

It was very brief on the screen. I think it was a real female though. A >she would have not been wearing such a baggy top. Also her hands weren't incredibly manish.

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A fuck toddler could put this together blindfolded

Let me guess, that shit cost at least 30 dollars.

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I can't tell if the one playing the sax next to the violin grill is female or not, but they're kind of cute in a vague way.

How the fuck does that work? Did she take on look at the instructions, put the pieces on the table and then put the blindfold on and go from memory? Most normies are going to fail that.

If you want to do a "blind" LEGO challenge do this:

maybe if you hit it from behind

Hence why I said vague. Due to compression I couldn't tell if it was anemic facial hair or a massive amount of pimples which is clearly a problem.

My argument was that nobody is going to care if you slam a slampig, but just don't call them cute.

At least I'm willing to admit I'm desperate. What's worse that I can't even believe that there's a waifu with low enough standards looking for me.

The spergtard from this webm is the donation reader right now, and is visibly pissing off the host of the show (the guy playing Wind Waker) by telling awful jokes like "Why did the man poop in the bear's mouth? Because he thought it was a toilet!"

I'm surprised if he's let back next year after being such a fuckhead on mic right now.

Get some dumbells and start using them to workout everyday. Eat only 1000 calories per day to lose weight. If you do this for 6 months your life is going to get exponentially better. Its the new year man, be a new-you. Grind in real life

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I'd rather die in the race war, but thank you.

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It miss the internet when the freaks weren't allow to broadcast themselves and embolden other freaks to not socialize themselves.

imagine the smell

This is embarrassing, the objective is to knock the other person down, and this full-grown man can't knock down this woman who is half his height. This is soy in action.

They're all so disgusting.
An insult to life itself.

Could you make it even more obvious?
kys, all of you.

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I want to know why they couldn't keep the fucking thumb wrestle in frame.

God damn look at these freaks. I'm a piece of shit, but goodness, seeing these people makes me feel better about myself. Thank you for posting this. Holy shit…

what is that thing?

Now they are simulating masturbation/ejaculation by spraying nerd thots with silly string.

Grown adults playing with silly string like little fucking children

haha i make post

i madke post!!

It's a detestable creature called a "nerd"

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Just when you think it can't get more gay or suck any more, two men vacuum the floor, gripping the handle with their hands touching

Nerdy women used to be able to go to nerdy events like this or cons or whatever and bask in the male attention they otherwise never got. Now when they go to events they have to deal with everyone trying to figure out if they're not actually a man. I almost feel sorry for them.

I get up to pee and come back to this. I really hope there's some context that explains how fucking stupid this is.

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I expected as much.

If you donate a certain amount of money, they perform an activity on camera.

This can be juggling >>14082792

shoving each other

literally just leaving the couch

imitating an attack from smash bros

or exercising

and yeah, vacuuming

Every time it's cringey and gay

Like, I get that they're doing shit for donations. But who would say yes to this? Who would think of this?

Millennials who think that being random equates to being funny.

If you want to go a level deeper…these people are so insufferably obnoxious that the only humans they interact with are other sperglords like themselves. They don't realize how their behavior looks to the rest of the world, because they stopped interacting with "normal" people long ago.

how long until he ends it all?

I'm glad I just keep my retardation to shitposting on here.

John Numbers really did a fucking number on his Soylent laden mind.

How the fuck did this happen to Cosmo? He used to be a cool guy.

Including the doctors in Cosmo's case. Those are black market HRT drugs he's taking.

John FUCKING Numbers dumpstered him so hard at the Nintendo World Championships that he lost his manhood.

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I can get watching a stream if there's entertainment to be had, but I don't understand who would even tune in for this they're not trying to beat them quickly, or play them in release order, or with only 3 hearts or anything; hell they're probably not even that good at them. They're just a pile of faggots playing some games, while other fags do stupid shit. It's like a fucking family gathering where some of your cousins are playing vidya while others are playing monopoly or some shit.
How much to make them play LoZ monopoly on the stream?

Do these people know how to smile?

He just keeps getting worse

I have the exact same problem, but since I'm really buff and tall everyone's terrified of me. It's awful. I can't even speak with people for things like asking directions because they just try to get away from as quickly as possible.

pls don't hate people who have angry-looking faces

Holy flyin' Christies, this is still happening. And this faggot is playing Wind Waker like it's some real hot business. Good God, do I hate faggots so.

They are about to play wind waker…. again

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Do these guys ever play Faces or Gamelon?

Well, of course. It wouldn't be fully virulent otherwise.

These guys might be massive fucking autists, but at least they're allowed to have fun unlike the autists at agdq.

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This isn't autism though. This is something else…

I dont know what the fuck im looking at

Winwaker chaos edition, randomized shit and randomized events

They have lost like 32% of their viewers since they started playing this shit.

Surprising considering it's a meme mod, seems right up twitch's alley.

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People are donating 50-100 dollars a pop

How much of that actually goes to the charity? There's at least a dozen of these faggots I can't believe they're all doing it for free.

I bet less then 10% of the rest of the donations goes to charity.

I read that this is a full time job for him.

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A fucking lets play.

Is he possibly jewish and not happy that its only $1?

Give them a name, Holla Forums.

Fatboy and Slim?
Ren and Stimpy?
Ornstein and Smough?

take your pick

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Do you honestly have an excel sheet dedicated to names of stupid duos that you keep on hand for reference?

You understand that both of those individuals would be classified as morbidly obese right?

Okay, then they're Fatfuck and Fatcuck.

It's ending. They always end it with some big autistic "finale" and it's about to happen.

i think that the lower half is too tall compared to the upper half

I have no fucking idea why I let be dragged into this by you faggots, just started watching and I am already thrashing around.

Is this a she or a >she?

What the fuck you mean its a she, its a dude

If that's MCgamer then that's a gay dude.

I don't even know if it's human.