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bump

nothing like a good ol' spam luka thread

I wasn't being serious, I was just joking.

we should ban rin for spamming :^)

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no

mordin your boyfriend desu said that you masturbate to underage girls

like we're talking 8-11 yo

This is now a lewd thread.
Post lewd to save your soul.

Fair.

You'd miss me.

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why you little

*pets*

It's not spam to just spam "bump", "hungry", "lonely :(" or "girmme".

I only like guys my age or older. And he's not my boyfriend.

I won't post lewd.
I will just post a healthy amount of milk.

drink up kids, calcium!

I um...
don't think that's milk...

yeah it's strange

there was like 45 pitching changes in the dodgers/nationals series

i don't see how teams can function like this

i kinda hate the national league

just a side bitch?

youtube.com/watch?v=TJEy33aXKag

You ever like
stretch so good that you can't even hear yourself moaning like a banshee right into the fucking microphone?

oh and this isn't an ice cream??

Germans are hella weird.
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Well, no.
That one is ice cream.

Rangers always have a small number of really great pitchers and the rest suck.
So when the good ones are burnt the replacements never can pick up the slack.
Their fielding is great and their errors are low even then but it's still shitty pitching that means consistent on-bases and a few RBI hits.
Even in games they lose, they almost always have lower errors and higher numbers of hits.

ah so you still have sense
this is just a nice quark dessert

not gonna lie i kinda like the hot babe spam that rin is throwing down

it's kinda weird that he has this many images

although in his eyes he is a "lesbian"

But that's a condom.

it's very common in Japan to use pink canisters for diary products!

I have a boyfriend, you tool.

eh yeah you gotta have that balance

it's kinda bedlam around here with the cubs having another run

i really want them to game 7 the dodgers and blow it

but i know they will make it to the world series this year cause the dodgers manager is fucking FOB

I think you're trying to pull a fast one on me.

rare image of pride parade moscow 2015

fast one?

let's call it what it is

a perfectly normal internet lesbian relationship

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chu gonna do about it faget?

whine

Tryin'a tricks me.

But Tokai is a guy.
And Identifies as a guy.

HUH?

gros

you guys are being so lewd.

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trick whaat??

no we're not!
this is pure biology

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Me.
Into thinking untrue things.

Yes, and?
We've actually talked about it.

i'm sure you have

man am i alway's this drunk by 8:30?

i don't know how you niggas put up with me frankly

I'd never!
always truthful

i dont know how i put up without u frankly

As you well should be.

I barely skim anything you post, honestly.

brb gonna drunk dial my freshman college roommate

I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER

Remember, it's just protein, it's not gay.
It's just a brojob, so don't make it gay.

Whatever you say.

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Soto used to post that daily.

free screen wiper

oh bummer

Shiit, I'm into the legs now.

Also, I don't know how you fucks don't understand the concept of speed reading.

The only time I'm not employing it is when I'm reading a novel that I actually, like, enjoy.

This place doesn't satisfy either of those descriptions.

"Bummer" :^)
Perve.

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maybeh i shouldn't have drunk dialed them cali boys so early

LOL

no discrediting my purity

maybe nigga should get employed amirite

i bet grim didn't even laugh out loud

It's kind of do when you/ve none to discredit.

I'm not fixing it.
Either you understand or you don't.

no proofs!

The things you tell me when you think nobody can hear are proof. .///.

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I like this picture

ohhh.. those..
wwell alright

mfw this fucking cutie stands up for native americans and not even beepop will

Isn't TP's entire shtick dissing people?
Why's he even posting when he's too drunk to manage that properly?

I'm sure I've more like it somewhere in this folder.

Told'cha.
Perve.

Indians are just welfare rats that have made it this far on white guilt.

perv for you

i actually have a close knit circle who i do not diss thank you very much

not their fault though

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Then post more!

but yes for the general public my schtick is drunkenly shitting on you

Yeah, it's not their fault for living off government subsidiaries, casino money, and illegal interest rate loans.

al-arabiyah

speaking of being nice to people, i just remembered up there that i said 'ello to nezi and he didn't keep posting

nezi seems to like the hate he gets,

cause whenever i say hi to him it seems to not be the attention he is fishing for

just look at it from a native perspective

like someone most probably raped and killed your great grand mom

Awwe, bae.

I'm sure you do.

I'd need to find them in the folder.
I'm sure they'll come up if I just go down the line.

well not that close

but there's some people i never ever bully

They remind me of the hobos that keep making demands to the city saying they're not going to move into shelters that have full meals and rehabilitation programs because apparently it's cuts down on their "freedom" and "choice" to be homeless and just do drugs under a bridge.

eh i think natives should be given back hella land

but it will never happen

I don't think it's considered bullying when you'ren that bad at it.

man you really have it in for me, huh

You should post them faster tbh

rin logic

If that's what you wanna call it, go ahead.

When I post them faster people are all "Wah, wah, Rin's spamming, wah wah wah."

colby stare at this belly button~

♥

Have you considered the possibility that you've been taking this far more seriously than I?

They're everywhere on OBT. Just literally lying in the street sleeping. Only type of thing I hate more than niggers are the beggars.

That's not creepy at all.

This one's another nice tummy. ♥

Look up the ones in Portland and Seattle making demands to the city councils.
It's hilariously entitled.

are you hating on natives now too?

When I'm free to do so.

Sounds just dumb enough to piss me off.

Sure.

personally i like when tribes get out there

remember fucking wounded knee

so insensitive TB

There's a proposition in Seattle right now to literally let any and all green space in and around the city be fair land for people to squat on. And every sidewalk.

♥

My opinion is the only one that matters.

I can't see a belly button tho

real talk though tsuchi what the hell do you know about seattle

hi ytse jamz

the belly button isn't showing ;~;

natives were pretty chill when we had new amsterdam

i can~ :3

Hi

Two people I'm friends with live there, one on the outskirts and the other in a part of downtown and it's like a massive surge of tech companies forcing "political correctness" for things that aren't even a matter of discrimination but saying "no, you can't live on the streets and no, we'll not give you stipends while you live on the street to just blow on drugs".

Go sleep, bwaka.

So you say.

The belly button's faintly visible through the fabric.

Sure it is.
Not in full, but that has a certain appeal to it as well, I think.

weren't natives there like cavemen?

As someone who attended a school with a uniform.
Uniforms aren't this hot.

what's good ytse jamz

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okay
u_u

I mean I can see a shadow in the general area but...

So I know.

You're being weird man

eh i'm sure seattle is suuuuuuuuuper liberal on street people

more like portland and frisco

why is this thread so lewd x.x

how so ytse jamz

I am going to stop responding

but imm soo comfyy

new amsterdam is now new york man
didn't mean actual netherland natives.
savage frisian fucks they were

FUCKING.
PONYFAGS.

Do you disagree?

I suppose.

This is like, a 4/10 on the lewdness scale, tbh.
At most.

it actually isn't nezi

I just hate the mentality that they have the "choice" in a matter of going through drug rehabilitation to get their lazy asses off the street.

no wait why

lloyd did this to me the other day

idk, seeing a lot of butts and panties and exposed skin is pretty lewd

at least none of you heathens are posting hand holding

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I don't know TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

You tell me TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

Again.
a 4/10 at most.
Unless, you're like, a fucking pervert or something.

There's nothing wrong with appreciating the natural beauty of the human body.
Don't be a fucking pervo, pervo.

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rin do you wanna hold hands?

You know it.

oh but what else should you do with them?

oh sorry

still not sure why lloyd got triggered

i said isn't lloyd like 15 though

and he was like i'm so sick of your bait TP i will get triggered and fake filter you now

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This is like Luka level "it's not lewd to post lesbians because yuri~ is pure".

FUCKING CHRIST

MODS!!!!!!!!

@BEBOP
@BEBOP
@BEBOP

these are intimate pictures of peoples' most intimate areas on their bodies that they cannot show in public, of course it's lewd!

we should make a tiny so we can all watch rin and tokai consummate their lesbian hand holding

lol is nezi filtering me?

that's rich

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like THE one guy who is nice to him

Force them off the streets into shelters that have strict guidelines and curfews.
You can't have a say in it if your only other option is stealing food because you blew whatever you panhandled on malt liquor or hard drugs.

you're the best

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I mean.
Sure.
If the general tone, and focus, of my images were actually lewd things.

Sure, they're inherently sexual.
But that's not what lewd means, if you aren't an autist.

see

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:3

I dunno man, I can't speak for Lloyd

But when you do weird shit like that it throws people off ya know?

eh seems like prison bro

if the prisons had ANY sort of rehabilitation programs

They quite literally are.

Hey, Sudden Death.

Yes?
youtube.com/watch?v=95UT6EbkHzI

i don't think i understand what "weird shit" you mean

a nigga who plays pokemon 12 hours a day calling me out for weird shit

Merriam-Webster disagrees.
I see no terms under which this applies.

Just saying hi.

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baii

bye best girl

To be honest I'd rather play pokemon for 20 hours a day and keep piss bottles than be you TP

Oh, that's a let-down.

Bye Tokes.

there was a couple years when i kept piss bottles tbh

no

And the only form of definition from what you posted under which it'd fall is Lascivious, but that seems more intended to people than objects.

Why's that?

dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/lewd
thefreedictionary.com/lewd
vocabulary.com/dictionary/lewd
dictionary.com/browse/lewd

Here's the first four results in order that all disagree.

also why so ornery my love

I'd act shocked but I'm not.

I don't think you know how words work.
>[Thing] doesn't mean its definition because it's now how I use it!

You're getting better at recognizing me, is it the alcohol?

i lived with my brother and the bathroom was all the way over there so i'd just pee in bottles

you're the only person that hides their flag

I wonder what that could be TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

It's so strange TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

Also I work 8 hours a day and I have to sleep so....

I were guessing that you'd have something to say to me.

This.

Maybe you just go full Cupcake and play Pokemon at work.

I mean I play it on my phone on breaks/lunch sometimes but never when I'm actually supposed to be working

Pretty sure there were others.

sorry man

jeaze i work hard too

Also, I lost my place because of Tsuchi's autism, so I can't be fucked to continue that train.

Good, then.

Under your first one, I'd argue that most of them aren't ostensibly lewd.

Especially considering they'd only be unacceptable to, like, autists and retards.
And the overly religious.

I also fail to see how they are "preoccupied with sex, or sexual desires." or otherwise "Obscene' or "Indecent", ruling out that second one.

The third one kind of fails as a definition and is more an explanation of the concept.

The fourth one is the one you posted.

Sure.

"Hi" doesn't count?

Buy a GB Micro and play them that way instead.

you're the only one who does it now

how you been anyways love?

They're dead.

Well, I were assuming there was something you wanted from me.

You still don't get paid as much lmao

I play Showdown on my phone, that's not an emulator

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I don't know what world you live in but it's clearly not this one.

Guess my identity's set then.

fine.

man ever since colbert got a hotshot 40k insurance cold calling job he's been kinda a huge dick hole

Sorry I save tasteful nudity, Tsuchi.
I forgot how offensive that can be to people of... your disposition.

Was kinda hoping you'd say it back.

It's spelt with an A, love.
"Maki"

Pretty much, also you're nocturnal as hell.

Oh, sorry, hi.

just like cybering neru and bettering yourself?

I didn't know what that was until googling it.
Seems kind of like that sprite based battler from like 6 years ago where you just chose pokemon and could just choose every attribute of them and fought against randoms.

You're the one to speak.

I mean wouldn't you brag a bit if you were a trainee and you made more than a 40 year old man?

i want maki!
she love me

Pretty much.

It's not a matter of offensiveness; it's literally explicit and lewd.

you hate your job

do you

still studying?

But I am not a nocturnal one who user posts without a flag, catch my drift?

How goes the night?
Or I guess it's early morning for you, huh.

I think it'd be harder to pick and choose those ones than what I was doing earlier.
They're a lot less frequent in the folder.

insurance jobs are like comcast salesmen jobs

like you don't really want to sell your soul

It's more advanced than that. You can IV/EV Pokemon and build teams and whatnot and battle

It's basically a simulator of WiFi battles where you can optimize your builds and battle based on the current gen's rules and whatnot

Everyone hates their jobs at some points

but you hated it day one

cause it's a souless job

Nope.

I'd use a name but I can't remember my trip, too lazy to make a new one.

i would like to be paid more yes

will i ever work for an insurance company in a call center?

nah nigga nah

Seems kind of eh.
The battles were only ever fun against friends because it was like a reoccurring thing in middle school. Where as the weeks passed you'd hone a few ones to beat what you think your friend decided to go with that time.

I hate most jobs day one lol

Slowly, almost 6 am.
Kind of still drinking vodka.

So flag is out of the options?
The better question is, don't you want to put on the flag in case we ever do get a poster that's from your country?
At least that's how I assume it is.

It adds another layer of thought to the game, if you care to get into it. Casual battling is still really fun tho, I do it on WiFi with my DS

what you been up to?

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Good thing it's a weekend, neh?
I should probably go to sleep, actually.

hey guys i make 40k a year but still think pokemon blue is rad

where her tummy?

Yeah, it's not really tiered or anything but the unspoken rule to use favorites and nothing cheap.
That kind of stuff was just what made it fun.
I still played the main series games to current but the actual post-E4 shit is always utterly disappointing even though it's the bulk of playtime.

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Yeah, but I still fear that I'll wake up with a killer hangover.
Oh, are you going to?
If so, sleep well then.

I'm still mad at my country for throwing worlds.
There are nor will there ever be any other posters from my country here.

Stuff.

i love you colbert i just wish you would stop shaming me for my life choices

i mean you hang with soto who literally should be in prison

not that much stuff if you're back here

That's a bit odd reasoning, I were just thinking that maybe you didn't want any weebs from your country posting here.

?????

They've been gradually improving it tho, I have high hopes for Sun and Moon

i just pulled a trump defense

#Murrica

I don't have -high- hopes for it.
Otherwise I'll just end up disappointed.

was i attacking you?

oh right

but working for insurance companies

as you know

is soul sucking

would never ever sink so low

I don't think I have any maki cosplays that have tummy in view.

I think I will.
Tokai's already gone to bed, and I did promise him my time tomorrow.

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I see.

I can see how you think that but, considering it's just about the only thing we're globally good at, failing hurts. a lot. Imagine another country made...uhh..superior..saunas..?

I don't, but they won't so I don't really need to worry.
I once saw a country thread on Holla Forums, I cried blood.

Ah well then, sweet dreams Rin.

anyone else?

I have more capacity to help people than most people outside of charity work do. I just have to disappoint people a lot as well.

echo please give me some hot new slav rap track

Nini.

Dunno.
Nini.

you may think you help people, and sure sometimes you do

but your whole business is about fucking over people

I mean I know how it feels that we haven't won the championship in a good while, yet we're pretty damn good at it.
Still nothing to hide a flag for, it just seems stupid.

nini ;~;

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i'm done talking about how insurance companies are innately evil

Would only share for a tribute dick pick but you exhausted that option already.

Became kind of normal, idk..maybe eventually I'll just stop caring. Already think it's silly I do now.

G'night Rin.

It really is not. People just don't bother to educate themselves on how the process works

No u

NEWLY RELEASED CHICAGO COP BEATING VID

niiiiiiice

hey tp

I usually just go with the mindset "Oh well, there's the next year." if we fail horribly.

Colbpls.

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To think you used to not be so gay.

you realize that dick pic was only because i was in love with you right?

you are in the business of fucking people over

read up

hey boo

It's an ego thing.

But so many years in a row..

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I think your pride would only be crushed if that's what you got.

Afraid so.

Same deal with here, can't deal, won't deal.
Just got to live with it.

Read up on the industry I work in? Nigga I know what my industry does and why they do it, we do not set out to fuck people over

He-man was great lol

i'm only slightly enamoured still so..,

Wisdom.

It's usually the thing one should be the most uncomfortable doing but in TP's case I guess I am oh so horribly wrong.
So I guess I take it back.

Oh sweet lord..

At least you still got your saunas.

who owns your company

like who really owns it

so glad i don't have to deal with such moral conundrums

Haven't been in the sauna for a few months, doesn't really matter to me that much.

Insurances companies' responsibilities to shareholders is to pay out as little as possible so yeah, insuring people and paying for what happens is something that happens but they still will always try to use specific wordings and clauses to get out of paying.
Home owner's and health insurance being the outright worst about it.

i'm just messing with you

as i told you when we almost dating

i just thought it would be funny for show if the dude posting tyler perry dated the dude posting chloe

btw did you see that shit 5th wave movie she did?

lol it was horrible

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Well it's been summer so there wasn't really any reason to, now there is though.

I didn't.

damn i thought boo was back

miss that stoner

You should really raise the bar on getting validation.

You can go to sauna around the year, it's about sweating off the dirt.
I just haven't felt like it at all.

it's not very watchable

but i watched it

then she did neighbours 2

i feel like she over acts

People just need to understand what they're buying. 95% of the complaints I get are caused by people just not bothering to understand what their money's going to

MY BOY

ITS THEIR FAULT NOT OUR FUCKING SHADY ASS'S

Yes, people should just buy things without knowing what they're buying

That's best for everyone :^)

honestly their is nothing more disgusting than an insurance salesman

Well don't know about your condition but the 30+C here is perfectly fine for sweating dirt off.
And all the liquids you drink. ever.

I wouldn't know.

there*

there

I don't sell insurance.

you don't get down with chloe anymore?

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Also yes, the insurance salespeople I've dealt with are mostly awful. They make my job harder too, I don't like them either

It's more that the policy was sold to them with vague wordings from a salesperson that would lead you to assume you have coverage.
I mean, sure, you can fault the policy holder but realistically, no one is going to go through hundreds of pages to find specific exclusions of coverage that no one without a legalese dictionary on had would understand.

fuck you very much you cuck

No.

It gets like pretty much +20C constant in the summer and -20C constant in the winter if not -35C at max.
Sauna isn't about staying warm, it's just about sweating and then going to a shower afterwards to wash off that sweat which is considered to be full of dirt etc.

I don't. I work with the policies people have already bought

There are not hundreds of pages, at least not in the policies I work with. But yeah, a lot of the fault is on the brokers that sell this shit. They misinform customers so often and don't care because we have to deal with the aftermath

But I work in high risk insurance so it's more prone to that kind of thing than more mainstream stuff like Geico and whatnot

no problem drunkard

What do you sell?

Do want

what happened

still you are trained in up selling

what's up

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see i know cause i had to deal with hella colberts

they are all fucking useless

Lost interest.

oh we really care about your problem

but actually so sorry we will make it way more difficult than it needs to be

I really am not. I don't sell jack shit, I just investigate accidents and vandalisms and shit like that. In fact, the only times I've ever been involved with any aspect of "selling" is when our insured's policies were listed as cancelled and I helped them resolve their issues and get them coverage for their accidents

Yeah, that's more of the point of frustration people have with insurance in general because sales training typically encourages the type of "promise them what's not in the policy" and there's been a lot of backlash for it in the digital era when everyone just records every business transaction they make to cover their asses when companies try to pull the wool over your eyes.
I think there's supposed to be a reform law pushed through sometime in the coming sessions that is about simplifying language and a return to "intent" of policy coverage as opposed to literal word to use loopholes to deny claims.

you mean she turned 18

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No I mean I lost interest.

oh that sounds kinda fun

so you're in auto?

i dont feel so good

It's colder up in the north.
That cold is pretty funny though as everything is good but no matter what kind of gloves or boots you wear, you can't feel your fingers or toes, also your face is going to freeze.

the joys of growing up

irregardless it's very nice to see you around echo

not a lot, was playing the binding of isaac earlier now just about to watch the exorcist episode with a friend whats up with you?

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Salesmen are shitty in general, but yeah with insurance it can be bad because of the language involved. But like I said, I'm not involved in any of that. I just determine coverage based on what's already established in the policies. The most difficult part of the job is when someone has no fault in the accident but I can't cover them because they didn't buy the right thing, that really hurts but there's nothing I can do other than try to console them

Yeah. I have like 5 bullshit vandalism claims right now lol, people with high risk insurance love to try and make fraudulent claims

I honestly like those ones the most, they teach me a lot about being a good investigator

WHAT THE FUCK BEEPOP SHELANE IS DEFENDING YOUR PEEPS AND YOURE JUST DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING UNDERAGE GIRLS

Is yours a company confined to California with "at-fault" insurance or do you have cases in other states where there's "no-fault" insurance?

dreaming?!?

huh

oh i thought you were in health

auto is a whole nother level of shady

Cold never really bothered me much, guess I just got used to freezing from skiing a fuckton.
But past couple of years it's been a uk simulator.
All rain no snow, just plain depressing.

Thanks.

Cali has comparative negligence, so liability can be like 51/49% or whatever. Some states have systems where anything over 50% is full fault, stuff like that.

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Same deal, I just got used to it by being outside a lot.
I know that feel, fuck that slush shit, although I spent most of my last year up in the north in military and they had a fuckton of snow.

you don't know that game? to be fair neither did I before earlier this week lol

i've been getting basic liability for like 10 years cause i haven't been in an accident since i was 16

i don't keep up with games fam

neither do I which is why I only learned of it lately

If your car gets hit by someone while it's parked, you're completely fucked

Or if you're hit by someone without insurance

games are so beyond my realm of interest

mostly like sports atm, and shows and movies

a few years ago i was lucky

some 18 year old backed into my car and left a chicken scratch note

i made him and his jew dad go to the police station to file a report

his dad was hella proud of him for leaving a note

can someone give me a dick pic

what sports?

But ur an lesbean

Ask Luka.

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playoff baseball mostly of late

what job are we talking about

nezi why do you ignore me when i'm like the only person who replies

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shiiiii

I don't.

we settled wo insurance for 200 btw

He'll give you his girl penis and be lesbians with you.

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Claims adjuster

Hmm?

You didn't specify the details.

oh shit the indians already beat the bluejays

they mean business

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unf the jiggle

Wow. What a bigot.

cuckwork give me attention

oh you get to see the jays blow it, neat

or cuppers

same diff

i got u

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I JUST CAUGHT THE SCORE SHIT

I think TP has beat Cupcake's record for most posts in a single thread.

hey boo

sup tp?

oh yeah nig i got stream of consciousness tonight

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I've had like 130 before.

don't give me that look bby

just thinking about life

i think people are partying in an empty apartment above me

This shouldn't be a point of pride.

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Wait, you can summon Cuppers by wanting their attention?

if people are in it partying it's not empty.

or that one.

yeah 104 posts is quasi high huh?

worth a try

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I just finished playing a bunch of overwatch. what summoned me was ooble asking for cock and me wanting to make this overplayed joke.

are you new?

You must make a sacrifice of eight Mexican penises and four gallons of cheap vodka to fully summon him.

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shit

way to fuck it up

god you're demanding, woman!

hounestly i'm just happy that based grim is full back

he scared me when he rage quit

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thanks

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no one leaves forever.

how dare you mock my fun-sized wiener

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yeah but people still scare me when they try

like last time wish quit i thought i may never shoot the shit with her again

even though she has done the exact same thing a half a dozen times before

[is summoned]

Damn, I hope it works.

Oh, so it doesn't work?

TPls, you didn't even answer when I asked 'sup? from you.

That seems a bit excessive if you ask me.

it's the right size for fun~

lol

kinda miss johnny

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oh hey

what

you should learn to accept that internet people come and go.

the only thing that works is me happening to notice something that makes me want to post at all. I only post when I feel like it.

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it wasn't as bad as they usually perform but I'm just waiting on it now, crumble like a cookie

?

Hi.

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[Offers sacrifices]

Small fun?

youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

I asked you earlier what's up?
But you never answered.

Oh, well then, I thought there was a magic word to make you appear.

Everything alright Grimmu?

She's disgusted at the size I think

STOP BULLYING ME

nope, sorry.

...

im aiite

i understand this

there are SOOOOOOOO many internet people i have accepted are dead

but...

then now and again niggas show up

indians cubs ws is going to be such a clusterfuck

how is your being a girl thing going

sorry love i missed it

...

you can't even see the actual size because my thighs/skirt are in the way of part of it

pls

UNFRIENDED

just a wild guess

I think you're not more than 3.5-4"

...

...

Now we're talkin'!~

It's going swell. Can we acknowledge that I do other things besides transitioning already or what? This game of yours is getting pretty stale.

I measured 5.5 once but I've only gotten 5" even since

Ah well, maybe someday I'll find a way.

What's up with the random posts then?

It's alright, so how are you?

...

oh sure. sorry

how was work or something while being a girl

I measured 5.5 once, then I remembered you're supposed to be hard first.

bored

How comes?

I know that feel, what'cha drinking Teeps?

this is dumb

nah. he's bigger.

what? are you jealous?

this must be a bad time

On the sacrifices

average penis in the united states is between 5.1 and 5.6

so I'm only a little shorter

HAI MOOGY

RIP
Steam
steam is down
:(

Yes you is

...

Of what?

I don't think you could hurt a fly tbh

my massive dong.

clusterfucks in sports are hilarious, so this is a good thing

What is this picture attempting to convey?

He could only power bottom a fly.

FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN, tho

I hurt people all the time in my job.

that if you were a queen bee pokemon I'd fondle you, duh.

This song comes up all the time on Pandora at work

10/10

good luck finding out

well we got fucking annihilated on rust by some guy with 1400 hours
so I'm turned off from it for a day
OW is meh
I'd refund it if I could tbh
League is meh, carrying is effort
and nobody to hunt with on MH

why am i alive

I imagined some strange deleted scene from The Fly with Jeff Goldblum lol

Maybe their wallets...

That's why I asked lol

about fucking time you started listening to them. that's the second best song on the album. the first is "the writing writer" which is basically part one of that song.

...

no one even knows. explain that with all your precious science

There's only one way to find out

hi

EVEN THE SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED
ALL IS LOST
SCIENCE GOD IS DEAD

killed by his own hubris.

I don't think you understand

One claim I have right now is an elderly (80 year old) guy that accidentally ran his car though his senior living apartment's wall. I get calls every other day from the guy that lives in the apartment he fucked up, I basically just have to keep telling him I can't help him because our limit is $10k and the damages are like $17k

I AM CATCHING UP CUPCAKE, JEEZ.

I'm more of a boy then you'll ever be.

why would that clobber you?

yeah this week fucking sucked busy wise. i honestly don't understand how people call in sick

like i physically do not understand

pbr my dude

that's what i thought

ikt has a monstrous dong

but like indians/cubs is worst case scenario

you have my ohio relatives vs the people in my immediate family who actually root for the cubs even though we were raised on the south side of madison ave

RIP, never played Rust though and DayZ standalone bored me.
OW is fun with friends, too bad I play it once in a month with Subtle.
Sounds boring as hell, maybe you should watch something?

Only the combined powers of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Black Bill Nye The Science Guy can save us now

that album is hands down the best of theirs, by the way. in keeping secrets of silent earth 3 is also really good. everything but the most recent album and the first album are pretty much perfect, and the first and last album are still good, just not as good as their other stuff.

Less of a man than I'll ever be.
How are you Giggles?

Pbr?
What is that supposed to mean TP?

whatever you say, mister girly man.

indeed. I'm satisfied with what I have.

or as I like to call them "overrated" and "overrated: black edition"

They used to have a Silent Earth symbol belt buckle on their band site like, over ten years ago and I bought it and lost it.

I love their lyrics, they're so Hemispheres

And they're amazing at conveying emotion through lyrics and sound

you asked what i was drinking

Pabst Blue Ribbon

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