I've just been at the bottom of the ocean in a cold coffin, tell me the events of the past 4 months

The western game industry shot itself in the foot and killed off several franchises with a mix of shoddy game development, politicized marketing, and extreme kikery.
Yoko Taro came up with a game this year, and it was good even though the PC port is pure shit.
On that note PC ports of just about everything are pure shit.
The most popular PC game of the year was a shitty unfinished king of the hill shooter clone that normalfags loved.
Cliffy B tried to make a pozzed Overwatch clone and pandered to SJWs. Check out his suffering, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
Nintendo, of all fucking companies, came out with a JRPG full of hot anime girls in skimpy outfits that pissed off SJWs, and they released it without censoring it.

In non-game related news, if you're still planning on making a hideout in Egypt, you now have the option of hiding in most of western Europe, they're basically the same place now. Seriously:
twitter.com/PlayStationEU/status/942790287935639552

The question you should be asking is how in the fuck did DIO get in that coffin in the first place.

Actually I think that was CSGO's fault. Did they specifically mention Battlefront 2?

He brought one on the boat when he tried to kill johnathan, and I guess he scuttled in there as the ship went down.

Yes, at least Hawaii minister did.
Plus all of it was due the outrage about Battlefront 2, people weren't pissed of about crates themselves. They hated how BF2 was P2W, on top of lootboxes in 60$ game.
However it is still Valve fault at popularizing them in the first place.

Vampire bullshit, same way Dio learned to shoot fluids out of his eyes.

Wang Chung put him in the coffin, Dio got Wang Chung a backup coffin because he didn’t want to cuddle with a zombie chinaman all the way across the Atlantic. Erina gets in the main coffin with baby Lisa Lisa and Dio drags Jonathan to the backup coffin to sleep at the bottom of the ocean for ninety some years. Then he gets out, bangs a bunch of sluts to stick it to Jonathan, meets Enya and gets Za Warudo, fucks about in Cairo for a year, meets Pucci somewhere along the way, and then dies to Jotaro. There, the last three quarters of Dio’s life in a nutshell.

Now thats a reasonable explanation for the second coffin.

From what I remember actual gambling sites started getting set up for CSGO, which is why so many laws started getting set up. I forget the details, if it was for the crates, or the matches, but the crates where involved, but basically, governments started stepping in because they now had to "regulate" it. This was supposedly from a while back before nuBattlefront 2 if I recall.

Was Vanilla Ice DIO's gay lover?

I take it you haven’t read part six?

Technically speaking everyone was gay for DIO, even Kakyoin and N'Doul.

No, D'arby was the one that sucked his dick all day.

There were dub threads.

Checked.

Not hol horse, he was in there for the bitches and cash.

Why does JoJo attract so many degenerates?
Don't answer that, it was rethorical

I like bright, the comedy writing needed to be more laff out loud funny, but it was alright. 7/10

I dunno you tell me

NeoFAG exploded after they found out their owner/admin was a woman hating misogynerd. Then cuckchan had another exodus when it was found out gookmoot had loaded up the site with bitcoin mining malware. Also, Christmas was a few days ago.

Didn't DIO go around the world fucking people? We know for a fact that he has at least two kids.

didnt he have three and giorno?
the ugly dude and then two others either in part 5 or part 6, i cant remember

He has at least 4 canonically, including Giorno. That doesn't change the fact that he spent a lot of time around
He might be bi but he's definitely a fag

It's not Jojo, it's anything that goes social-media-mainstream that does it. Remember that tumblr and reddit got overly attached to OFF and Danganronpa the moment Homestuck took a huge hiatus. Jojo is just yet another one of those cases where there's a drought, something remotely cool comes out that has been waited for by long-time fans for quite a while, gets absurdly popular overnight despite it existing for ages and degenerates immediately jump on the bandwagon.

Priests are usually celibate and the evil ones are fanatical.
I'm assuming you mean Vanilla Ice, which can be explained by the cult following him. Dudes got charisma to spare.

That's what you get for arguing with dubs

I'm not wrong though.

Part 4 is best, at least where the OU is concerned.

Jojo is very campy though.

My headcanon is that hes so detached and insane at this point (that being, when he got out of the coffin) that he just swings all sides because fuck it hes an inmortal vampire that wants to be a god.

Thats not how you write 7 though.

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learn2read

Oh shit, i completely missed it, forgive my retardness, im tired.

As the others said, everyone was gay for DIO, but Pucci more than anyone.

Accurate.

Giorno was part 5 and his half brothers where in 6.

I'd say it's this as well as the profound homoerotic overtones. Which won't go away until part 7.

Are you implying Part 8 is not full-on homoerotic?

I've only read up to volume 8. So far there's been a bunch of tiddies, a BONER from hugging a girl, sending lewd texts to that same girl about your four balls she can't stop thinking about, and generally trying to hook up with her, almost fucking a 16 year old girl, another girl with huge cans, girls in bikinis, etc. The Rokakaka fusion business is kinda gay, and there might be severe faggotry between Josefumi and Kira but I haven't gotten there yet. I was doing a group read of it and we've moved on, only returning when the colored adventure catches up.

I dunno how can anyone read 8. It's the most autistic part of the series.

Destiny 2 continues to burn both money and player goodwill at a rate I can only find hilarious.

My favourite part by far was that Bungie outright lied to people about how XP tracking worked and a guy played regularly and counted the pixels of his XP bar and compared them to the numbers he was getting. He determined that not only were the amounts CUT IN HALF, but the XP-boosting items people could buy with real money didn't boost nearly as much as they said. This game has been a true joy to follow.

The Hawaiian politician described Battlefront 2017 as "a Star Wars-themed casino" which preyed upon children, and I believe he used the user-found statistic that all the content in the game would take about 4,500 hours of honest play to acquire without gambling any money on loot boxes.

Valve and Blizzard certainly popularized loot boxes, but EA and FIFA introduced them. The Ultimate Team mode in FIFA games play like trading card games, complete with microtransaction booster packs full of duplicate and awful cards. They've grossed hundreds of millions of dollars (almost a billion or slightly over it) since their introduction around 2008 and they cost nothing to implement.

The game they first appeared in was directed by Andrew Wilson, by the way.

But it was so even prior to its normalization, but plenty of people were using the RODO RORA DA stickman meme without its context as well as other old references and never in my life prior to tumblr have I seen faggots talking about it and mass producing homoerotic artwork of it.

Do i need to remind you of jouta kujo?

That was the first headache that led to the actual cancer being diagnosed

It happened way, waaaay before it reached any popularity in the west.

I should dump Clamp in Wonderland in a LOL thread sometime.

Literally.
I find Gappy's sperginess endearing.

And it would be great.

Fucking do it. I had no idea this existed.

I read through the entire series and never once did I think "this is gay" except for the obvious gay joke in part 3. The entire "jojo is gay" meme boils down to
Which is exactly where tumblr is mentally

What are you talking about.

Oh shit, I’m retarded.

Unfortunately the current LOL thread is a ghost town, but I'll keep my eye open for when a new one pops up.

You mean part six.

Yeah 5 gets the most guff for looks, but they're all mostly just metrosexual. Except for those guys Diavolo killed that were "so close you'd think they were lovers."

nothing important, things just got worse again
if I were you I'd go back

spoil me on part 8 i think i dropped off after the bus chase scene or the weird dude who lived on the ski lift and im too lazy to read the rest of the new chapters because ive probably forgotten everythin thats happened previously
is based joubin kicking ass yet

We've got an old man who's the size of a 5 year old picking up chicks instead. We're starting to fight his stand, Ozone Baby.

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All the rock men have fucked up stands.

Oh yeah it's always on the left

Dumping

FLOOD DETECTED

I just McFreakin' lost it, thanks