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Gg
Or get coffee silly
Im here for another 22 hours

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I shouldn't complain when you have so many hours ahead of you. Sorry.

Well, let me ask you: How does it taste?

it tastes really good. but i set out to make tacos. i bring dishonour to my family.

If it's yummy and makes a happy tummy, it's all good!

You are being silly.
You are allowed to feel tired.
You work hard
Dont make daddy chastise you.

mhm. i made enough to last me a week somehow. not-tacos every day baby!

also, i did find some tortillas we had hidden and baked those so they're like taco shells. so my nottacos at least look somewhat like tacos.

doppeltacos.

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can we not, loco?

This is my fetish.

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brb food

Rem is top cuck

I'm torn between Atom and VS Code.

sublime :^)

Very nice gif.

I don't have moni, unless people start giving me monis!

Y-you too thanks

whoa it was a nice gif

Disgusting

dark souls or demons souls?

GNU/Emacs

That one is also very good.

Subtle you're gross.

I don't need an operating system on an operating system to edit a readme.md.

Ban subtle

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I wish I had more.

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Comin back home soon 2 save dis~
:3

Out of cute loli pets.

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next poster steps on snek and is bited

*pet*

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Leveling up is so slow in OW.

next poster has to suck out venom from the bite in ikts penor

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This

Now that I am in charge of IKTs life I am letting them die.

Yey! *continues noming on breakfast wrap*

Noble

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do you think the bite would make his penis swell even bigger

I fuck dogs. Not bitches.

oh yeah i forget dat donger huge

aw shit

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i met a new weeD guy and he here in 10 minutes to give me weeD and he seemed like a proper dodgy lowlife lol

i fear theft of my property

Nah just small asian hands

;_; owie

emi post measurement pic for proof

is chinese anus also small

your nuts are gonna be quaking

Yep

i have some feelings too, you know

Lewd

HOT CUM

the chinese like me.

i am disproportionately popular on weibo.

EVERYWHERE

youll feel even better with a mouth around it

AND THATS A PROMISE

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fuck

Send me to my room so I can blast angry noise music!

I like this. This needs to become a word.
But ya know, if you can roll it up in a tortilla, it's pretty much a taco IMHO.

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eh thats not so appealing

That looks awful.

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slow thread

so

apple removed the headphone jack from the new iphone, so samsung went ahead and removed the entire phone

this one-upmanship is getting CRAZY

After the wall goes up doppeltaco is going to be a word. it's when a mexican immigrant kills someone and assumes their name and life and identity in order to live in the US. so it's a doppelganger, only mexican.

thats just confusing

A lot of phones are looking to go jackless, instead opting for a usb type C that can just use a converter cable.

youtube.com/watch?v=X_GlMUx5XXQ

*pets the sleeping SD that went to bed earlier*

it was a joke

of course a lot of manufacturers are going jackless

apple did it, so they have to, or droid users sink even further into inadequacy fueled depression

Doushio kung pow

GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM!!!!!!!

my mom asked me if I would suck dick for a billion euros

youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k

if only she knew

you'd suck dick for 10

My phone is jackless. It's incredibly frustrating since I lost the converter cable.
I am not a fan of this trend.

in the right circumstance he'd pay for the privilege

I had troubles getting out of the bed, kind of spent another hour there.

Ha, knew that was coming.

I'll give you a kaasbroodje.

how could i not?

I thought yours was old.

Atleast ur body's rested? ;~;

all true

/throws a 20 at you

how much to suck tokais dick?

me either. but my friend brent wrote this much cited article explaining it, and now i'm not so bothered.
quora.com/Why-did-Apple-remove-the-headphone-jack-from-the-iPhone-7-1/answer/Brent-Royal-Gordon?srid=u6XM&share=bbca258a

I got a new one like two months ago, we talked about it I'm sure.

I will read it later, I need to go to school first.

♪It's easier than just waitin' 'round to die♫

THANK YOU!

okidoke

Yes, I was under the impression that it was an older model too.

im taken

huhh

That reminds me of this.
youtube.com/watch?v=8I6fmvp37TU

I guess, but I kind of want to go back to bed.

you might be being optimistic there

townes

*pets u comfortingly*
You can do it!

how much do i pay him to let me suck your dick?

not gonna lie, thats pretty damn sexy

Good. Now daddy can have... daddy time.

I was searching my history for Little Princess and paused to listen to that one again. ♥

russia can't nuke anybody relevant

john von neumann

the MAD doctrine

mutually assured destruction

it just werks

Ah well, I'll probably start watching that bojack horseman show from netflix.

It's also the best run-through of catacombs for new players.
I've linked it to a few friends who started playing.

kek

oh, and youtube.com/watch?v=OAo5bbRSOKI

Also Russia is weak

The cartoon?

dr strangelove

nuclear deterrence

fail-deadly

survivable second strike capability

not for sale
tbh

Kaleningrad is there because weak putin
Gg nerds

That's some crazy-ass momentum he's got.

nanomachines
AI
a weapon to surpass metal gear

the as-of-yet hypothetical Doomsday Device

which would in theory, both protect and threaten every country on the planet

chances are a wildcard like NK would fuck it for everyone

Hence why ruski and chuna not happeh

everythings for sale if youve got the cash

he is just upset he wont be able to manipulate trump

the premise of the MAD doctrine seems lost on NK

it goes like this; you nuke -> you are nuked -> nobody wins

Dick. Pussy. Sabrina mouth. Presidency. All for sale

wanting to suck mine is pretty alien to me

In a nation of already embittered losers... who'd care. Its like playing quidfitch.... being 99% dominant and winning AND THEN POTTER SNATCHES THE SNITCH

Quiddich*

ban sabs

wats dat?

Some Netflix original comedy show.

LOL i'm dealing with a bitch

waiting on this boy called Robert waiting for weed, he says he's already on his way

then i get a call from a random number

"Alright, that Erin? you lookin for skunk yeah? alright yeah, I'll give it to Robert and send him round, cheers, bye".

Robert is a little bitch boy lol

Sometimes its a HERsenberg

I'll google it when I get home~

if it were possible id suck every dick on earth
well, every clean one at least
maybe

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I'm still forming an opinion on it, but I expect a great deal of it as Cupcake suggested it.

The power violence band.
I'm blasting it from my room to piss off Papa Scoot.

I....don't even wanna know what that is.

Cupcake watches it?

nice

Just stay in your room :|
There is a good girl.
If the lights flicker... thats just Tzu Succ hitting the car battery too hard.. i mean.. :|

I'd assume they did as they suggested it.

Could be wrong but so soes squish

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Gimme a Lil synopsis ~

Huh?

my sister likes the cartoon. i'll introduce her to this tomorrow.

I sont even know what that link is. I hope it isnt commie propaganda
This is a firm Pastafarian household

Squash

I don't really know that much from the first episode but it seems that this old tv-show star has gone full alcohol and lives remembering the old days of his life.
I actually don't know where this storyline is going to.

what would you do for a billion dollars/euros?

Fun fact.
My shota and loli do actually like it when I give them pets.

commit suicide

Pasta?

Sounds weird...

It's embarrassing, and incredibly lewd, but I might hold hands for that kind of money.

Misslink
Second response is for you

I would kill my family with a spoon for that money

Tell me moar

It kind of is.

Jesus, what were you thinking when you wrote that?
This is a sfw board!

a little voice tells me you do that for free

o-oh my god.. I can't believe you

About?

give me pets or give me death

*deathpeya*

*pets

You're right, I'm sorry.
That was terribly indecent.

I know... I'm such a tramp...

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I don't see any snakes posting

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goggles is right there

Please don't crush your little sister's soul so soon in life. Please.

I should have known you'd spend your alone time playing with your wet noodle.

I love how that guy was about to deck the person who stuck that on him.

Lmao, BRB walking home now, switching to money mobile trip.

That stuff!

Hssss~

/pet

he would have died

WHAT IS THAT PICTURE?!
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR

right fuck all this and all that imma get stoned

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HOW DID SHE BREAK BOTH OF HER ARMS???

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U da snaek

Well. Daddy has to make money since mommy is a drink

lel hard telling

self terminate

Now I can't get that mental image out of my head, how will I go on?

It's a pretty silly show so far.
Have a good walk.

You're right.
I just can't stop!
I've caught the lewd!

Probably, yeah.

-_- luka
How was brekkie

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id rather check out my dads ass in 4K HD bro

I'm very offended by that.

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i'll wait until she's 10 i guess.

go away hiroshima

y-you're defiling my eyes!!

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That's about when it happened for me, so...

No, just don't. Give her a hug instead.

A tall drink of water?

I'll defile more than just your eyes.

Before the botches hair transplant? Surr.

That was a good fap.

fun hair transplant fact, if you line up all the FIFA games, you can watch Wayne Rooney slowly grow his hair back across the covers

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lmao

good afternoon everyone uwu

Alreet
Howis the wasteland

I hope you're sorry

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you get to see him lose it first, it's uncanny

i was eight.

here's to fostering better childhoods.

I feel my pure maiden status is under attack

they should do it with racing games too, like you get to slowly watch a lancia beta un-rust over 15 years

You'd first need to be a pure maiden to lose that status.

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pic related, a 78 lancia beta spyder

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..what am I now then?

seriously only even half joking, that rust actually was ground off a 78 lancia beta spyder

This is adorable.

Cool story erin
Lancia shit

i never found ur body ;-;

In all seriousness, I fully endorse that sentiment.

Mom looks like Cousin IT and smells like Cousin Shit.

nono, lancia were great.

but they were also italian. there was always something absolutely ludicrous about a lancia. for the beta it was rust.

Damn. All that wood gone. Sorry for losing my training gear :(
Atleast there is the cool hideout
Grims screenies show it looking swanky
Also you guys went raiding. Nice!
How is immOOBLEable?

Yes?

An impure...
ehm..

Damoiseau?

Thats why im in yo cousins clit :|

in all seriousness, i'm awfully attracted to cousin It

Not gonna lie, it is.

How can you say that about Tokes?

im super puuure

a young noble not yet made a knight
h-huh

The levels of incest in this story are approaching Mississippi levels

that lancia, the stratos, won the WRC three years on the trot.

this lancia, the delta, won the WRC six years on the trot.

surely at least IKT appreciates this, he always talks about DiRT

Because I'm the only person in these threads that doesn't use transgenderism as a joke.
Unless the punchline is a slight against myself.

It's the male equivalent of damoiselle, which is apparently where damsel is derived from.
Best I could think of when put on the spot like that.

get fucked

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Seriously though, who the fuck likes trannies?
Like that rin cunt? We should b& him forever.

:|

Maybe its Maybelline?

Transgender is a lie

What do?

trannies are horrible

You're right, Loco, I guess Theseius doesn't do it either.
At least that I've seen.

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FUCKING THIS

Religion is a lie, but so many people cling so desperately to that that it isn't even funny anymore.

Maybe's It's born with It, Maybe It's Maybelline.

I don't know.

is a genuine belief i hold.

I meant the pure part.

Please do not provoke a flamewar
And say that
As a proud anglican i find it distasteful

Lancia is neat yes.

im alright with trainsexuals

are you my damsel in distress?

ty

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN YOUNG SER KNIGHT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, MY FRIEND.

TRAINS ARE ALL SLUTS.
B& ALL TRAINS AND TRAINSEXUALS FROM Holla Forums

I had a pretty good response written for you too but then it got killed when the ban page came up

WAY TO RUIN MY MENTAL IMAGE OF TOKES AS THE GRAND CONQUEROR

Also i am a heterosexual sleeper cell

religion is super real
allahu ackbar
death to israel
etc

okay so where's the dragon im sposed to get?!

I don't think any responsible grand conqueror would be "pure."
That's just asking for all kinds of bad judgement calls.

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I mean.
I have one on my fairy shelf, I guess.

I wanted to get one of the massive 3foot Fairies that had a dragon with her too, but those are, like, 300$ and holy fuck.

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One of these days. Maybe.

gonna go take a shower

I've heard this one kpop song, like, 30 since I started watching this girl dancing, and I'm starting to like it.

Is this sex appeal?

30 +times

thats not something I can slay though

E'yup

np

You should only perform sexual coital interaction for the sole purpose of procreation.

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WOW.
YOU ARE THE HIGHEST GRADE OF PERVERT.

never reproduce

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-_-

the only method of conception should be using surgically extracted cum from a stranger

oh, me on a train, oops

Lucky for loco and sabrina, they won't reproduce due to gheir ugliness.

aw

ouch

Imagine... 2 years ago... thinking about getting on a train

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s'pose it makes the conquest easier~

Get fucking rekt harder than harrison fords leg

i'm sorry please excuse the trai

Okay there, Keima.

n

so sleepy I passed out and woke up on table and I can could go sleep again I will sleep again now after tootbhrush

keimaa?

Im into pornographers who have sex to procreate
Who am I to judge

Tokes was going to be the first one.

but pamela anderson and a rabbi were on this morning with eamon and ruth and they were saying about how not to porn

Emperor Tokes I the pure of the Benelux

Was he a RABBId antiporno?

but it was gay cause phillip and holly are best

The GOD OF CONQUESTS

Conquests in this case referring to women.

Except we both know that I'd be the real ruler.

Emperor Tokai I the >pure of the Benelux

I WILL SAVE YOU JENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arent they? Highlight of my morning

^w^

yes, but he said real sex is good

I always figured it the other way around.

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delishious

*snuggles close*

phillip is good fun, and holly is just a delight, they do make a morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tkdyok8eQWY

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mean

Hash brown

They have the bants. Always so mischievous
Luna too cute

It's often been remarked to me, and otherwise made apparent, that I have the natural talent and ability to lead.
I just don't have the personality for it.

How's it goin', dude?

dohoho, she was bad today. wouldn't sit for love nor money.

Guess what?

i doesn't give a fuck

but I only want one

no joking the emperor!

huh?
what are you talking about...?

Bet ohil was fucking livid 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

Phil

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*hugs warmly and welcomingly*

mhm
I'm completely healthy today!

ragin, shouting "sit!" all over holly trying to read out the competition info 😂

Not the point.

I'll joke who I wanna joke, Nero.

You don't use transgender as a joke.

._.

why would i?

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How's Luka?

I think I'd trust Tokes more in running a country.

You asked for this. I never wanted it this way. But i am man enough to see it through.

Im crying laughing at work
I bet she was telling him to chill and he kept fucking going like the madman he is.

I was just raising a point that people who don't are the exception in this place.

I also don't represent myself truthfully here.

better now~
sitting down comfy on my bed posting online
watching u tube
and getting hype about stuff an leaks

was shocking lol, he was so mad

:D
i'm an exception?!

... huh? wait ... to what? ._.

Air on the G String :^)

We've just gone FULL brit.

Lies, blatant lies.

Glad to hear that, what leaks?

natural selection lol

From a string orchestra for comparison

What would be the point in that?

Solid so far, listening to music and just hanging out in chats.
You?

Heyo, Luka. There was an image I forgot to put in the folder, here you go!

I remember my personality test said I get bossed around a lot, I wanna retake it

I'll point you

heheh okey, you can.

eh scoots you stop bully sabrina or imma beat you up

Pretty.
Much.
The same.

Kinda wishing my boyfriend might ask to play vidya with me, but I think he might be a bit oblivious to that.

There's no way I can be more obvious than that, right?

Elementalist Lux - 3520RP ($35)

♥ Added ♥

all mine now~ muahahah~

How about you kep yo streisand like nose out of this. For once you manchild.

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all i asked for was some pasta!

smol the criminal ninja
weeoo

Also.
More Bach.

Little Fugue is

yes daddy ._.

here's the plan: 1. seduce him. 2. stab him with an icepick.

whatcha think.

I use people who use transgenderism as a joke as a joke.

Erin. This is gettin might British right now. I swear last month i went full geordie and test/bebop wasn't impressed

Yeah, well, get fucked on.

I don't see the gain from acting less, or did you mean it the other way around?

Ahah, I thought there were like wikileaks stuff.

owh its gone

man I wish my mom would go upstairs already so I can play games

no idea what you meant with that sentence x.x

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naw
i not interested in that junk

Not me, tho.

Is that because I only do it when I'm making fun of myself anyway?

What's there to gain by representing myself truthfully, though?
Beyond things that I wouldn't suggest someone seek out in this place.

Power of a parmo pet. I was sayin bout wen ya owt with the lads an ya have a few too many nukeybroons and decide to gan ta tigertiger fir a apot of clunge. An ya end up with a right easy girl and she proper noshes ya behind the gate. Then ya gan have a parmo and wake up the next day fot sunday club and a cheeky nandos

Meh, I got a biliography to write but I'm not bothered, internet is spazzing out at random and spotify won't shut fuck.
Thanks for the music

Enjoy! Also, if there's any missing files in the numbers or pictures with subtitles, let me know.
How are you feeling?

Are you sure you don't just le ironically claim to be a girl and stuff because part of you wants to actually identify as one? :3

jobby jabber

she's went up
time to walk the doggo and unwind

hey sweetheart do you wanna play a game in a bit?

I wondered if you got some interest in it nowadays.

Genuine friends?
I don't know, I'm more reckless with my friends.

Always a good time to see a man about a dog

..l-like this~?

nah, it just political junk right?
bad people doing bad things?
countries that i don't live in?

Are you thanking me for the classical?

I have a bit of a soft spot for it, ehhe...

Hi! I'm new here!
My name is Skye, but you can just call me Bloodsy4KE since that's what this thingu calls me!

Or, I guess just Bloodsy is fine!

Yes. ♥♥♥

I save that stuff for private.

But I already fixed that one for you~

Yep, thanks for it. Chill background.

tfw all ur tips last week were right
tfw you didn't put in a single dollar to any of it
FUCK

You want me to call you that now, Rin? :3

work that pole gurl

Get rekt

post doggo

Most likely, but there are also corporations that do some bad things involved in those, that can have a major effect on them.
But then again it doesn't really change our life.

Well then, now I wonder what you're like really.

What is better;

Pre-doggo or post-doggo?

It's almost time for me to start wearing pants and plaid button up shirts
also I'm just drinking myself away right now because I keep being right on a shit load of things but laughing about it and not doing anything with it
madness

anno-doggo

Saved~

All better!
u r the bes *snuggles close to you thankfully*

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wow, he's yours!?

Aw, no. I wish. I can't have a puppo right now.

I have returned, soaked with rain.

OwO

No problem, and I agree.

I like it best when I can just put it on in the background and loose myself.

Isn't it uncouth to ask questions you already know the answer to~

I don't actually care, I'm just being a bit asinine.

Come to Canada.
the marked difference is more apparent in person, but it shines through online a fair bit.

Just not in this place.

Well... it's not like they're allowed to defeat stuff like amazon or google or uh... ebay anymore...

now that the USA's ownership of internet expired.
so it the wild wild west online now!
Freedom to the global net!

I bet Rain isn't the only thing you're soaked with. :^)

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Time for eats.

/lurk

aww :c

mine is a weirdo but i totally respect that

I'm worried that he might actually be angry with me. ;__;

Weirdo pets are the best. They keep you entertained and are fun to love. ♥

Well, I recall that you laughed quite a bit in skype.
But then again I was really drunk.

I think they could, but they haven't done anything super sketchy.
Oh yeah, that happened.

im not. Memes are serious business :(

If Trump makes Chyna stop screwing us then that will effect the Chinese economy in ways that will be bad for me when I'm in Chyna.:(

You seem to be on an alcohol spree. :3

What were you right about? You should drunk rant about it.

I wasn't sure if you were trying to meme me by making me believe you're a new person because you thought I didn't know who you were or what.

Where does "Skye" come from? Have you adopted that name IRL or what? ^^

yes c:

RIP Erio, killed to death by Trump.

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they cant
no control over us no more
we are free
new age of internet

but still... i not interested into political leak junk

Probably correct.

It was more a shot at those posters who try to change their identity almost daily.

It's just a nice name, honestly.

iunno why I always feel the need to pretty up for calls

ill be right up
just finishing tea

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I'm gonna go pottee before we start. Just after this song.

You ever, like, walk in on your maid fondling your clothes?

i got a new coffee table today

am i adult yet

Im not THAT irish. Jeez, gassed any minorities recently?

*pets you comfortingly swo you feel rested*

Still the best song from this game, probably.

say you're sorry. explain to him that you're my daddy now and he can't have me. smooth everything over.

well, women are technically a majority, so not really

you have the exact same flatpack asda coffee table i do, so it stands to reason youre about as adult as i am

Do you pay taxes and/or suck dick?

Wow. Meninist scum.

:D
i pay tax!

it's from argos mang i got same day delivery, i think i'm more adult because that

yes and no

Sales Tax doesn't count.

No, but I've fondled my maid.

^You're the maid.

...

loser

Who hasn't fondled their maid?

If I were your maid would you fondle me too?

Then you are an adult.

I don't want to hear about what you suck, Luka.

Forever maid.

neato

/vidya

Well, you could always go afterwards for a small vacation and enjoy those low as hell prices.

And now you've made it awkward, Rinpls.

Can't sleep yet, and need to play some games.

i dont do lewd stuff!

its called VAT

rain falls, wind blows, and the strong pray upon the weak

pfft

sí señora

;~;
ok

Cute rumia~

okido

i got caught up with makeup

lol i don't have any food

just milk and champagne

fug

They're both nice names. I guess it just depends on if you wanna have a unique name that stands out or a more traditional one. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone named "Seilum," but it's pretty. ^^

Drug/alcohol binges are nice sometimes.

What should I invest in, o wise jew of shekels?

I think as long as I go to one of the less important cities, thing should stay pretty good. :3

Tokai is embracing the girl

new

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

I suppose I am also sweaty.